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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:08,485 I'VE GOT HIM NOW, 99. 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,121 SHOOT, MAX. HURRY! 3 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,390 YOU MISSED! LEAD HIM! LEAD HIM! 4 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,258 WILL YOU STOP YELLING IN MY EAR? 5 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:17,727 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 6 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,397 - YOU MISSED AGAIN, MAX! - I KNOW I MISSED AGAIN. 7 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:23,333 DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME. YOU'RE BREATHING DOWN MY BARREL. 8 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,235 BUT HE'S GETTING AWAY! 9 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,137 HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY. 10 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,872 HE GOT AWAY. 11 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:31,541 OH, THAT'S OKAY, MAX. YOU'LL GET THE DUCK NEXT TIME. 12 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,110 FORGET IT, 99. THERE'LL BE NO NEXT TIME. 13 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:36,680 I'VE ALREADY INVESTED $8.40 IN THIS, 14 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,748 AND I'VE COME TO ONE POSITIVE CONCLUSION... 15 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,750 - WHAT'S THAT? - I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MONEY. 16 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,519 THAT'S OKAY. I'VE GOT LOTS OF MONEY. 17 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,054 THANK YOU ANYWAY, 99, BUT IT'S A WASTE OF TIME. 18 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:48,391 I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT THE BARREL OF THIS GUN IS WARPED. 19 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:51,561 - IT DOES LOOK A LITTLE WARPED. - IT CERTAINLY IS. 20 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:54,164 ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST PHILOSOPHERS 21 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,066 GENGHIS KHAN ONCE SAID 22 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,168 THAT A WARPED BARREL 23 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,636 IS A FOOL'S FRUSTRATION. 24 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,806 WHO SAID THAT, MAX? 25 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,575 - GENGHIS KHAN? - WOULD YOU MIND REPEATING THAT, BUDDY? 26 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,577 CERTAINLY NOT. 27 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:11,081 A WARPED BARREL IS A FOOL'S FRUSTRATION. 28 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:14,751 OF COURSE IT SOUNDS A LOT BETTER IN CHINESE. 29 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,454 YOUR FRIEND IS RIGHT. HERE, LADY, SHOOT. 30 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,189 HE ALSO SAID 31 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,848 THAT HE WHO RETURNS TO THE BOTTOMLESS WELL... 32 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,663 HOW DOES THE REST OF THAT GO, 99? 33 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,987 I DON'T KNOW, MAX. I SELDOM READ GENGHIS KHAN. 34 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,233 OH. 35 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,902 I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. 36 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,260 GO AHEAD, LADY, SHOOT. IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 37 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,276 THE DUCK. 38 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,078 THE RABBIT. 39 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,980 THE CLAY PIPE. 40 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:46,049 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 99. 41 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:48,552 THERE'S NO NEED TO MAKE A SPECTACLE OUT OF YOURSELF. 42 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,054 - PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOU. - SORRY, MAX. 43 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:54,090 HERE, YOU WON THE KEWPIE DOLL. 44 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,959 BUT I DON'T WANT A KEWPIE DOLL. 45 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,161 I WANT A LACE PILLOW THAT SAYS "MOTHER." 46 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:01,397 KEEP THE KEWPIE DOLL, MAX. IT'S A MUCH BETTER PRIZE. 47 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,999 WELL, ALL RIGHT, BUT I STILL THINK 48 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,601 A LACE PILLOW THAT SAYS "MOTHER" 49 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,269 WOULD LOOK NICER IN MY BEDROOM. 50 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,171 HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THIS, 99... 51 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,808 - THANK YOU, MAX. - BUT JUST UNTIL WE GET HOME. 52 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:15,500 "A WARPED BARREL IS A FOOL'S FRUSTRATION." 53 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,796 A WARPED BARREL IS A FOOL'S FRUSTRATION. 54 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,832 WHAT? 55 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,468 - A WARPED... - I HEARD YA, I HEARD YA. 56 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,136 GIVE ME THE KEWPIE DOLL. 57 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,537 I JUST... 58 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,340 WELL, SOMEBODY ELSE... 59 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:46,309 - I JUST GAVE IT AWAY. - YOU GAVE IT AWAY?! 60 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,244 WELL, ONLY AFTER HE GAVE ME THE PASSWORD. 61 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,613 - IMPOSSIBLE! - BUT HE DID! 62 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,604 I'LL GET IT BACK. 63 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,509 MY BARREL IS NOT WARPED. 64 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,246 99, WILL YOU PASS THE RELISH, PLEASE? 65 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,229 - HOW DOES IS TASTE? - AIRY. 66 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,265 - AIRY? - YES, I SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR THE RELISH. 67 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,068 HERE, TRY THE MUSTARD. 68 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,358 OH, GOOD IDEA. 69 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,741 BOY, YOU MUST REALLY HAVE BEEN HUNGRY. 70 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,943 YES. I DIDN'T THINK I WAS. 71 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:30,702 - DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? - NO, THEY'RE NOT VERY FILLING. 72 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,746 THAT'S MUCH BETTER. IT NEEDED A LITTLE SEASONING. 73 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,937 COME ON, 99, LET'S GO. 74 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,659 IT HAS TAKEN ME YEARS TO PERFECT THIS DROP, 75 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,595 AND YOU RUIN IT. 76 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,664 INCREDIBLE, 77 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,100 ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. 78 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,869 BUT IT... IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 79 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,505 HE... HE GAVE THE RIGHT PASSWORD. 80 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:32,976 PLEASE, MR. WAXMAN, HAVE A HEART. 81 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,079 YOURS. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 82 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,547 THE GREAT WAXMAN ACCEPTS NO EXCUSES. 83 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:41,684 THERE ARE NO EXCUSES. THERE IS ONLY PERFECTION. 84 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,554 YOU FIRED AT THEM AND MISSED. 85 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,578 YOU ARE A DUMMY. 86 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:54,563 - TAKE HIM. - NO! 87 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,534 MY CHILDREN, 88 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,302 MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, 89 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:02,304 BE HAPPY. 90 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,707 YOU WILL SOON HAVE A NEW PLAYMATE. 91 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,466 I'M MAKING AN ADDITION TO OUR ELECTRIC CHAIR DISPLAY. 92 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,358 WAXMAN. 93 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,561 A BEADY-EYED MAN WITH A PRETTY DARK-HAIRED GIRL... 94 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,063 THEY HAVE THE KEWPIE DOLL. 95 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,198 BUT THIS IS FOR KIDS, 99. 96 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,867 BUT KIDS HAVE FUN. 97 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,136 WELL, I'D RATHER GO ON THE DODGE-'EM CARTS. 98 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,837 OH, MAX, FOR ME. 99 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:37,106 EMPTY THE PARK 100 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,774 AND THEN KILL THEM. 101 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,543 YOU'RE ACTING SILLY, 99. 102 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,879 I KNOW I AM, BUT IT'S OUR DAY OFF. 103 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,348 WELL, ALL RIGHT, BUT SEPARATE BOATS. 104 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,305 MAX. 105 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,226 IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG? 106 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,328 NOTHING. 107 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,386 YOU WANT ME TO HOLD YOUR KEWPIE DOLL? 108 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,500 NO, IT'S FOR HER. 109 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,502 SHE'LL NEED COMPANY. 110 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,459 YOU SEE, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 111 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,116 MAX! THAT LOOKS SO REAL! 112 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,651 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, 99. THIS IS FOR KIDS. 113 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,742 THAT DIDN'T TURN ME ON AT ALL. 114 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:16,840 HMPH, I WONDER WHAT DR. SPOCK WOULD HAVE TO SAY 115 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,341 ABOUT THIS KIND OF LOVE. 116 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,605 MAX, THAT'S A REAL ARROW! 117 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:56,112 - MAX, THAT'S REAL FIRE! - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, 99... 118 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,114 BUT IT DID LIGHT MY CIGARETTE. 119 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,116 MAX, SOMETHING'S WRONG. 120 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,951 SOMETHING CERTAINLY IS WRONG. 121 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,920 WHOEVER BUILT THIS TUNNEL OF LOVE 122 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,410 HAS A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT TOGETHERNESS. 123 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,432 MAX! SOMEBODY TRIED TO GET THE KEWPIE DOLL. 124 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,635 GIVE IT TO THEM. MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE US ALONE. 125 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,303 NO, MAX, THERE MUST BE SOME REASON. 126 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,139 I'M SCARED. 127 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,107 HERE, HOLD MY HAND. 128 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,776 NOW DOES THAT FEEL BETTER? 129 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,443 NO. 130 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:31,280 99, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT HOLDING MY HAND. 131 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,015 I'M NOT HOLDING YOUR HAND. 132 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,850 I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT. 133 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,367 MAX, WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 134 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,258 COME ON, 99, FOLLOW ME. 135 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,644 MAX, THERE MUST BE AN EMERGENCY EXIT. 136 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,513 NOW WHY WOULD THERE BE 137 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,981 AN EMERGENCY EXIT IN A TUNNEL OF LOVE? 138 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,117 FOR EMERGENCIES, MAX. 139 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,286 LOOK, THERE IT IS. 140 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,143 HMM. 141 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,484 MAX, LOOK! 142 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,855 MAX, IT'S DESERTED. EVERYONE'S DISAPPEARED. 143 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,104 NOT EVERYBODY. 144 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,880 COME ON, 99. 145 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:16,118 OH, MAX, I'M EXHAUSTED. I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER. 146 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,786 WE'VE GOT TO KEEP GOING. 147 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,056 THIS PLACE IS SWARMING WITH KAOS AGENTS. 148 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,325 I KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T STAND OUT HERE. 149 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,060 WE'VE GOT TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE. 150 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,195 WELL, WHAT ABOUT IN THERE? 151 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,863 ARE YOU KIDDING? 152 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,166 THERE ARE GOLLYWOGGLES IN THERE. 153 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,889 COME ON. 154 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,679 OH, MAX, WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE. 155 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,547 - WE NEED HELP. - YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. 156 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,651 - COME ON, LET'S GET OVER THIS. - OH. 157 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,427 MAX, WE'RE GONNA BE TRAPPED IN HERE. 158 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,330 YOU KEEP AN EYE OUT, 99. I'LL CONTACT THE CHIEF. 159 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,537 - HELLO, CHIEF? - Hello, Max. 160 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,972 WHAT'S WRONG? YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SCRATCHY. 161 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,207 OH, IT MUST BE THE SAND IN THE SHOE, CHIEF. 162 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,909 - Where are you? - AT THE BEACH 163 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,811 IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK. I'M WITH 99. 164 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,715 OH. ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF? 165 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,484 WELL... NOT EXACTLY, CHIEF. 166 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,752 YOU SEE, THEY EMPTIED OUT THE AMUSEMENT PARK, 167 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,587 AND NOW SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL US. 168 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,324 MAX, AS USUAL YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. 169 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,060 START FROM THE BEGINNING. 170 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,895 UH, FROM THE BEGINNING. RIGHT, CHIEF. 171 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,665 THE TROUBLE ALL STARTED WHEN WE CAME TO THE SHOOTING GALLERY. 172 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:38,034 I COMPLAINED ABOUT A GUN THAT HAD A WARPED BARREL, 173 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,136 SO THE ATTENDANT GAVE 99 ANOTHER GUN. 174 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,372 THEN I WON A PRIZE, BUT I WANTED THE LACE PILLOW THAT SAID "MOTHER." 175 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,175 YES, MAX, A LACE PILLOW THAT SAID "MOTHER." 176 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,544 BUT I DIDN'T GET THE LACE PILLOW THAT SAID "MOTHER." 177 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,713 I GOT A KEWPIE DOLL BECAUSE THE ATTENDANT SAID, 178 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,948 "YOU'D BETTER TAKE THE KEWPIE DOLL." AND 99 SAID, 179 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,217 "YES, YOU TAKE THE KEWPIE DOLL." SO I TOOK THE KEWPIE DOLL. 180 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,319 Then I ate a hot dog that wasn't very filling. 181 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,855 MAX, GET BACK TO THE KEWPIE DOLL. EXAMINE IT CLOSELY. 182 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,590 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY 183 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,726 - GIRL KEWPIE DOLL TO ME, CHIEF. - MAX, LOOK. 184 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,828 THERE'S SOME KIND OF SHINY METAL UNDER HERE. 185 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:08,698 I WAS RIGHT, CHIEF. IT'S NOT AN ORDINARY GIRL KEWPIE DOLL. 186 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,866 IT'S GOT SOME KIND OF SHINY METAL UNDERNEATH. 187 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,035 MAX! NO WONDER THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US. 188 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:16,105 THIS KEWPIE DOLL IS MADE OF SOME KIND OF RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCE. 189 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,774 CHIEF, I'VE JUST MADE ANOTHER STARTLING DISCOVERY... 190 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,911 THIS KEWPIE DOLL IS MADE OF SOME KIND OF RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCE. 191 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,246 MAX, YOU'VE FOUND IT... THE KAOS PLUTONIUM DROP. 192 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:27,983 SHIPMENTS HAVE BEEN LEAVING THIS COUNTRY AND WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT FROM WHERE. 193 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,720 IT MUST BE FROM THE AMUSEMENT PARK. I'LL GET THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 194 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,455 RIGHT, CHIEF. 195 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,022 - THE CHIEF IS ON HIS WAY. - GOOD. 196 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,543 LISTEN, I WONDER IF YOU COULD TELL US 197 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,678 WHICH WAY THE NEAREST EXIT IS. 198 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,415 FOR YOU THERE IS NO EXIT. 199 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,717 NO EXIT. 200 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,719 BUT FIRST, 201 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,387 MAY I HAVE THE DOLL? 202 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,288 SHOULD I GIVE IT TO HIM, MAX? 203 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,392 FORGET IT, 99. I CAN TAKE CARE OF THESE DUMMIES. 204 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,502 AHEM. 205 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,872 LISTEN, I HOPE I WASN'T OUT OF LINE 206 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,177 WITH THAT CRACK ABOUT THE DUMMIES. 207 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,938 - WHERE ARE WE, MAX? - IN A DARK ROOM. 208 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,373 - BUT WHERE? - OBVIOUSLY, IN A DARK BUILDING. 209 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,009 - I HEAR WATER, MAX. - MAKE THAT A WET DARK BUILDING. 210 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:37,579 MAX, LOOK, THE DRAGON. WE'RE BACK IN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE! 211 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,049 I KNOW THAT, 99. I WAS JUST WAITING TO SEE 212 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,851 HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO KNOW IT. 213 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,552 WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, MAX! 214 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,088 WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, 99. WE'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE. 215 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,690 DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST PRINCIPLE OF ELUDING PURSUERS? 216 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,692 WHEN THE FOX IS BEING CHASED BY THE HUNTERS, 217 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,162 THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS DOUBLE BACK IN HIS TRACKS... 218 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,597 THAT WAY HE COMPLETELY CONFUSES THE HUNTERS. 219 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,432 Dracula: THEY MUST BE IN HERE. 220 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,736 UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE NOT FOXES. COME ON. 221 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,139 MAX, I HAVE A MAP OF THE PARK. 222 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,523 THERE'S AN EXIT NEAR HERE. 223 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,547 WE GO FURTHER. COME, FRANKIE. 224 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,238 YES, THERE'S ONE RIGHT BY THE MERRY-GO-ROUND. 225 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,719 COME ON, 99. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 226 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,410 LET'S GO. 227 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,205 COME ON, MAX. 228 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,708 - 99, REMIND ME TO COME BACK HERE. - WHY IS THAT? 229 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,852 THAT'S A TERRIFIC RIDE FOR A DIME. 230 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:33,054 WAXMAN! 231 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,691 THEY KILLED FRANKIE. THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME. 232 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,893 FOOLS. BUMBLERS. 233 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,395 I'M SURROUNDED BY INEPTITUDE. 234 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,096 I COULDN'T HELP IT. WHAT COULD I DO? 235 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,621 SHUT UP. GET INTO YOUR COFFIN. 236 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,210 HOLD IT, 99. YOU STAY HERE WHILE I CHECK THE PLACE OUT. 237 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,967 RIGHT, MAX. 238 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,810 DON'T EVER DO THAT! 239 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,868 OH, MAX, HE LOOKS SO REAL. 240 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,871 OH, 99, I SEE THESE ALL THE TIME IN THE MOVIES... 241 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,695 FROM UNDER THE SEAT. 242 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:36,184 MAX, THIS MAN'S THE ATTENDANT IN THE SHOOTING GALLERY! 243 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:40,222 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, 99! 244 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,279 HE'S WAX. 245 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,217 AND SO IS HE. 246 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,711 LISTEN, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T KNOW 247 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,802 THE WAY TO THE NEAREST EXIT? 248 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,923 YOU TWO WILL MAKE A LOVELY EXHIBIT. 249 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:18,960 WELL, 99, WE FINALLY GOT INTO SHOW BUSINESS. 250 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:23,065 HELP! 251 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,100 YOU CAN YELL ALL YOU WANT, YOUNG LADY. 252 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,703 THE PARK IS DESERTED. 253 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,972 UNFORTUNATELY, YOU DISCOVERED OUR PLUTONIUM DROP. 254 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,808 ONCE A WEEK A KAOS SUBMARINE 255 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,710 PICKS UP A PLUTONIUM KEWPIE DOLL. 256 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,779 SOON WE SHALL GAIN CONTROL OVER THE WORLD SUPPLY 257 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,814 AND THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BECOME 258 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,150 OUR OWN PERSONAL CHAMBER OF HORRORS. 259 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,453 OKAY, WAXMAN, THAT'S IT. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 260 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,488 GET YOUR THINGS. WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN. 261 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,757 NO, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 262 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,660 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS, DO YOU? 263 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,562 WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT IT? 264 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,164 I PLAN TO CRY A LOT. 265 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,233 YOU SEE, WAXMAN, IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS 266 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,502 YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR HEAD. 267 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,404 UH, WHAT I MEAN IS 268 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,339 THAT I KNOW THAT YOU PLAN TO WAX US. 269 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,442 SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS TO CRY A LOT. 270 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,277 THAT WAY PEOPLE WILL SEE TEARS ON MY CHEEKS 271 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,413 AND THEY'LL KNOW THAT I DIED UNHAPPY 272 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,348 AND THAT YOU'RE ROTTEN. 273 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:14,683 BRILLIANT, MR. SMART. 274 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,808 BUT UNFORTUNATELY... YOU WON'T HAVE A HEAD. 275 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,322 NO HEAD? 276 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,657 YOU SEE, THE GUILLOTINE IS REAL. 277 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,394 AND YOU, MADAME DEFARGE, 278 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:28,029 WILL MERELY SIT BY KNITTING AND WATCH 279 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,799 WHILE SYDNEY CARTON GIVES HIS HEAD TO KAOS. 280 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,836 THEN IT WILL BE YOUR TURN. 281 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,772 MAX, DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING! 282 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,373 UH... 283 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,075 AH, YES. 284 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,144 IT IS A FAR FAR BETTER THING I DO 285 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,279 THAN I HAVE EVER DONE BEFORE. 286 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,649 OH, MAX, YOU WERE RIGHT. 287 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,551 I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU GET THE LACE PILLOW THAT SAID "MOTHER." 288 00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,935 AU REVOIR, MONSIEUR SMART. 289 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,057 RELEASE THE BLADE, DRACKIE. 290 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,160 GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE, 291 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:01,563 AND MAY FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST. 292 00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:58,553 MAX! 293 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,422 HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO IT? 294 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:04,759 THE OLD INFLATABLE-HEAD-IN-THE-CLOAK TRICK, 99. 295 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,428 OH, MAX. 296 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,331 MAX, LOOK. HOW HORRIBLE! 297 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:12,756 YES, HE DIED AS ONE OF HIS OWN EXHIBITS. 298 00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:16,638 IF HE HAD ONLY USED HIS WAX 299 00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:19,663 FOR NICENESS INSTEAD OF EVIL. 21815

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