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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:07,739 RIGHT, SID. I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES. 2 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,992 HELLO? 3 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,561 HELLO, 99. MAX. 4 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,862 OH, HELLO, MAX. 5 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:20,663 LISTEN, 99, ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT? 6 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,665 OH-HH. WELL, I'M SITTING IN FOR LARRABEE, 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,268 BUT HE SHOULD BE BACK SOON. WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 8 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:27,404 OH, I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT A FEW DRINKS, 9 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:30,607 A LITTLE DANCING, MAYBE A LATE SUPPER. 10 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,810 I'D LOVE THAT. SHALL I PICK YOU UP AS USUAL? 11 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,613 WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY THAT WAY, 99. 12 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,915 YOU SEE, THERE'S A BUDDY OF MINE IN TOWN 13 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,484 AND UH, WELL, HE ASKED ME IF I COULD GET HIM A DATE. 14 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:45,188 - I THOUGHT IF YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT... - BUT, MAX... 15 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,123 OH, ONE MORE THING, 99... 16 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,926 I WONDER IF YOU COULD GET A GIRL FOR ME WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. 17 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:53,029 NOTHING SPECIAL... ABOUT 5'2", BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES... 18 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,986 99? 19 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,315 - WHO IS IT? - GINA MATUSIK. 20 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,819 OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE. I MUST SPEAK TO YOU. 21 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,763 - WHO? - GINA MATUSIK. 22 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,499 I MUST SPEAK TO YOU, MR. SMART. 23 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,763 PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR. 24 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,074 GINA MATUSIK... FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 25 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,076 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME. 26 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,744 WE'VE NEVER MET, MR. SMART. 27 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,836 THAT LONG, EH? COME ON OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN. 28 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,851 THERE. NOW, 29 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,853 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 30 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:53,590 KAOS HAS ORDERS TO FIND ME AND KILL ME, 31 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,491 BUT I THINK I'VE LOST THEM FOR NOW. 32 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,727 WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD ANYONE WANNA KILL YOU? 33 00:01:57,751 --> 00:02:01,030 I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR KAOS, BUT I'VE GOT TO GET AWAY 34 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,233 AND I HAVEN'T ANY MONEY. 35 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,768 I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR YOU... 36 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:09,439 - FOR $50,000. - $50,000?! 37 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,274 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 38 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,976 OH LOOK, YOU'RE SHAKING ALL OVER. 39 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,677 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GET YOU A DRINK? 40 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,813 VODKA, PLEASE. 41 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,750 OKAY, VODKA, EH? 42 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,442 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE DEFECTING? 43 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:47,143 - WHO IS IT? - MAX, IT'S SID KRIMM. 44 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,278 OPEN UP. IT'S COLD OUT HERE. 45 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:53,638 UH, IN A MINUTE, SID. UH... I-I'M NOT DRESSED. 46 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,012 MAX! PUSSYCAT! 47 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,848 SID, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 48 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,571 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN NOW? 49 00:03:27,595 --> 00:03:28,150 15 YEARS. 50 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:30,419 - 15 YEARS. - YOU FORGOT SEOUL, KOREA, 1952. 51 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:33,122 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE SAID IF WE BOTH LIVED THROUGH THIS, 52 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,025 WE'D GET TOGETHER AGAIN, HUH, PAL? WE ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT. 53 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,761 - YEAH, THAT WAS A TOUGH BAR, SID. - REMEMBER THIS ONE... 54 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,464 CHOSIN RESERVOIR? REMEMBER THAT... PORK CHOP HILL? 55 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:43,399 REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD THESE? HA HA HA! 56 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:46,636 LOOK OUT, BABY, INCOMING MAIL! 57 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,894 BOOM! 58 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,375 WATCH IT, SID... HAND GRENADE! 59 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,432 I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 60 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,948 HOLY COW! 61 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,906 WHAT WAS THAT? 62 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,549 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT GRENADE"? 63 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:09,452 - THE GRENADE I JUST THREW OUT THE WINDOW. - OH. OH, UH... 64 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,487 THAT GRENADE. YES, WELL, YOU SEE, SID, 65 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,556 THE STATE DEPARTMENT IS ONLY SIX BLOCKS FROM HERE 66 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,758 AND THEY KEEP GETTING THIS BUILDING MIXED UP WITH IT. 67 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:18,194 THAT'S ALL PART OF THE EXCITEMENT OF LIVING IN WASHINGTON. 68 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,229 COME OFF IT, MAX. YOU'RE IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE. 69 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,098 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. I'M NOT IN ANY TROUBLE. 70 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,933 AHA, AHA, I KNOW... GANG WARS. 71 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,169 - YOU'RE IN THE RACKETS. - I'M NOT IN ANYTHING! 72 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:28,204 I'M A GREETING CARD SALESMAN. 73 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,806 OH, YEAH? GREETING CARD SALESMAN? 74 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,242 - WITH HAND GRENADES? - EH, YES, WELL, I... 75 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,144 I ALSO SELL HAND GRENADES. 76 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,680 I MEAN, GREETING CARDS AND HAND GRENADES ARE COMPATIBLE. 77 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,083 GREETING CARDS AND HAND GRENADES GO TOGETHER? 78 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:43,119 EH, YES. LET'S LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS, SID... 79 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,655 YOU SEE... THERE'S MOTHER'S DAY, RIGHT? 80 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,657 AND THEN THERE'S CHRISTMAS AND... 81 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,293 IN BETWEEN MOTHER'S DAY AND CHRISTMAS, THERE'S, UH... 82 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,962 UH, HUNTING WEEK. 83 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:56,166 WHERE ARE YOU STAYING WHILE YOU'RE IN TOWN, SID? 84 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,902 RIGHT HERE, SWEETHEART! RIGHT HERE IN YOUR PLACE! 85 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,637 YEAH! HEY, WHAT'S THIS, THE BUTTON FOR THE MAID? 86 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,711 DON'T TELL ME, SWEETHEART... 87 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,513 YOU'RE ALSO IN THE BUSINESS OF SELLING FISHING EQUIPMENT. 88 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,915 LOOK, SID, YOU CAN GO UP IN MY BEDROOM 89 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,385 AND SLEEP IN MY BED. THE SOFA IS A LITTLE TRICKY. 90 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,353 "THE SOFA IS A LITTLE TRICKY"? 91 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,322 WHAT'S IN THE BED, QUICKSAND? 92 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:22,192 LISTEN... MAX, TELL ME, 93 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,950 WHAT KIND OF A DISCHARGE DID YOU GET WHEN YOU GOT OUT OF THE ARMY? 94 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,365 HONORABLE, OF COURSE. WHY? 95 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,167 OH, UH, EH, UM, NOTHING, 96 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,503 JUST-JUST A WILD HUNCH. 97 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:36,739 CAN WE GET OUT OF THE NET NOW? 98 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,475 OH, THE NET, RIGHT. RIGHT, SID. 99 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:42,334 - JUST PRESS THE BUTTON AGAIN. - HMM. 100 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,885 WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS STUFF. 101 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,300 LET'S GET TO THE ACTION. WHERE'RE THE BROADS? 102 00:06:51,324 --> 00:06:51,787 BROADS? 103 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:56,225 TRY TO READ MY LIPS, DUMMY... BROADS, DAMES. 104 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,128 DOES THE WORD "GIRL" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? 105 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,664 YES. WELL, I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE 106 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,533 TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE GIRLS, 107 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,902 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND I'LL GET INTO MY CLASS As 108 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,306 AND THEN I'LL TRY TO ARRANGE SOMETHING. IN THE MEANTIME, HAVE A DRINK. 109 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:13,443 AHA, NOW YOU'RE TALKING, SWEETHEART. NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 110 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:16,078 TWO PUSAN PAINKILLERS COMING RIGHT UP! 111 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,381 EH, MAKE MINE A SCOTCH AND SODA, SID. 112 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:22,017 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ONE PUSAN PAINKILLER FOR THE SERGEANT, 113 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:25,555 AND A SCOTCH AND SODA FOR THE WAC. 114 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,894 NO, CHIEF. SHE'S WOUNDED. 115 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,563 YOU'D BETTER CALL AN AMBULANCE. 116 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,431 I DON'T KNOW WHAT INFORMATION SHE HAD. 117 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,166 SHE WAS SHOT BEFORE I COULD FIND OUT. 118 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,502 KAOS THINKS YOU'VE GOT THE INFORMATION, MAX, 119 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,638 OR THEY WOULDN'T HAVE THROWN THE GRENADE. 120 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,173 GO OVER THE WHOLE STORY AGAIN. THERE HAS TO BE SOME CLUE. 121 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,543 I MIGHT WANT MORE. 122 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:50,647 HEY, CORPORAL, WHERE'RE THE BROADS? 123 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:54,150 UH, I'M A LITTLE BUSY, SID. WHY DON'T YOU CALL THEM? 124 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,353 - LOOK IN MY ADDRESS BOOK. - ADDRESS BOOK. 125 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,221 - WHERE IS IT? - I DON'T KNOW, 126 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,890 IT'S DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE. LOOK. 127 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,848 ALL RIGHT. 128 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:12,234 AHH... 129 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,837 HA-HA... 130 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:17,239 AHH, LET'S SEE NOW... 131 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,341 SHELLY, MARY, 132 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,878 FRANCINE, SOPHIE, BARBARA, 133 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,546 DOROTHY... 134 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,616 UH, ZELDA... NAN... NANCY, THAT'S THE ONE! 135 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,040 BINGO! 136 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:34,412 HEY, CORPORAL, YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR TOUCH. 137 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,460 GUESS THAT'S THE LAST PART OF THE MIND THAT GOES. 138 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,367 HELLO, NANCY WITH THE LAUGHING FACE? 139 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,770 WHO'S CALLING, PLEASE? 140 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:50,272 MAXWELL SMART HERE. 141 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,076 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, BABY? AND LET'S DO IT TOGETHER. 142 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,279 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 143 00:08:56,303 --> 00:09:00,916 MAESTRO, MAXWELL SMART'S CALLING FOR YOUR CODENAME NANCY. 144 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,718 HE WANTS A DATE. 145 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,754 SO SMART DOES HAVE MATUSIK'S BOOK, 146 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:09,058 - BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. - WHAT SHOULD I DO? 147 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,060 LET HIM THINK YOU'RE NANCY. 148 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,932 THIS IS NANCY. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, MAX? 149 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:19,936 LISTEN, HONEY, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE IN TOWN, 150 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,771 A GOOD-LOOKING GUY... SID KRIMM. 151 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:25,107 AND I THOUGHT IF YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND COULD COME OVER TO OUR PLACE, 152 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,051 WE COULD HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING. 153 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,249 ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE COULD GO OUT SOMEWHERE. 154 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:37,253 HE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME AND HE NEEDS A DATE FOR HIS FRIEND. 155 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,723 SPLENDID. TAKE ZELDA ALONG WITH YOU. 156 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,225 IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SEARCH SMART'S APARTMENT 157 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,894 FOR THE BOOK. 158 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,030 AHEM, OKAY, MAX, 159 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,033 AND I'VE GOT A CUTE FRIEND NAMED ZELDA. 160 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,834 WE'LL MEET YOU IN AN HOUR AT... 161 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:55,304 - THE PEN AND QUILL. - THE PEN AND QUILL. 162 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,673 OKAY, MEET YOU AT THE PEN AND QUILL. 163 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,309 RIGHT. 164 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,837 ACTION CITY! OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 165 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,777 RIGHT, CHIEF. 166 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,469 - GOT YOU, CHIEF. - Sid: COME ON, MAX. LET'S GO. 167 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,424 I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, CHIEF. 168 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,194 CHIEF? CHIEF... THAT'S REAL CUTE, MAX. 169 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,830 WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR OTHER SHOE... "MINIHAHA"? 170 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,900 LOOK, SID, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M TALKING TO SOMEBODY. 171 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:02,338 TELL HIM HE JUST MISSED CUSTER'S LAST STAND ON THE STAIRWAY. 172 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,107 OH, THAT? I CAN EXPLAIN THAT, SID. 173 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,910 EXPLAIN? WHAT FOR? 174 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,213 I WAS ALMOST BLOWN UP BY A HAND GRENADE, 175 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,415 I WAS NETTED LIKE A TROUT, 176 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,218 I WAS ALMOST SHISH-KEBABBED WITH THIS, 177 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,387 AND I COME IN HERE NOW AND I FIND YOU 178 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,722 HAVING A POWWOW WITH YOUR SHOE. 179 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,102 I CAN EXPLAIN THAT, SID. 180 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,471 I'M TELLING YOU I CAN EXPLAIN THAT. 181 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,107 THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPLAIN. 182 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,809 YOU ARE A DING-A-LING. 183 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,744 I'M CALLING A DOCTOR! 184 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,780 SID, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A CHANCE. 185 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,037 I'M TELLING YOU, SID, I CAN EXPLAIN THIS. 186 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,453 SID, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN. 187 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,090 THERE'S NO EXPLAINING. I'M CALLING THE WAGON. 188 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,412 SID, WAIT! 189 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,971 WELL, THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU, SID. 190 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,174 I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT, 191 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,076 AND I'M ON A SECRET MISSION. 192 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,645 YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU? 193 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,548 I BELIEVE YOU. 194 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,517 YOU READ A LOT OF THESE SPY BOOKS, 195 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,252 CLOAK-AND-DAGGER STUFF. 196 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,254 NO MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE 197 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,946 WHO WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT ON SECRET MISSIONS. 198 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,194 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 199 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,684 I BELIEVE YOU. 200 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,267 LISTEN, MAX, DO ME A FAVOR, HUH? 201 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,170 WHEN WE'RE OUT WITH THE GIRLS TONIGHT, 202 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,272 DON'T TALK INTO THE SHOE. 203 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,407 I UNDERSTAND, 204 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,678 BUT THEY'RE LIABLE TO THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE ECCENTRIC. 205 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,662 I JUST GOT THE WORD FROM THE MAESTRO. 206 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,631 HE'S SURE THAT SMART HAS THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK ON HIM. 207 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:12,534 HE WANTS US TO GET HIM INTO THE BACK ROOM. 208 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,336 OH. 209 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,672 THE BOYS WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM IN THERE. 210 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,875 OH, I HOPE THEY DON'T HURT HIM. 211 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,444 I HATE TO SEE PEOPLE GET HURT. 212 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,936 ESPECIALLY MEN. 213 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,445 THAT MUST BE THEM. 214 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,527 YEAH YEAH. THERE THEY ARE. 215 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:42,031 - WAIT A MINUTE, SID, THOSE GIRLS LOOK LIKE KAOS. - YEAH YEAH YEAH, CHAOS. 216 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,834 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY LOOK LIKE SPIES. 217 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,568 SURE SURE, THEY'RE SPIES. 218 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,738 MAYBE ONE OF THEM WILL TRY TO KISS ME TO DEATH 219 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,640 AND I'LL HAVE TO SIGH FOR HELP. 220 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,374 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SPIES? 221 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,243 I FOUND THEM IN YOUR LITTLE BLACK BOOK. 222 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,478 LITTLE BLACK BOOK? I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE BLACK BOOK. 223 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,314 - I'VE GOT A LITTLE RED BOOK. - IT WAS BLACK WHEN I FOUND IT ON THE FLOOR. 224 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,750 IT'S BLACK NOW. 225 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,985 SO THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO SELL ME. 226 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,855 REMEMBER, SMART HAS THE BOOK. 227 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,257 NOW WORK ON HIM AND FORGET ABOUT KRIMM. 228 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,459 WHICH IS WHICH? 229 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,883 THE DOPEY ONE WITH THE BEADY EYES MUST BE KRIMM. 230 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,799 - Zelda: HI. - HI, NANCY, ZELDA. 231 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,868 ENOUGH OF THE SMALL TALK. WHAT DO YOU SAY 232 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,304 WE GO TO YOUR PLACE AND HAVE A LITTLE NIGHTCAP, EH? 233 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,573 RELAX, HONEY, WE'VE GOT ALL NIGHT. 234 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,677 NOW TELL ME, WHERE DID YOU GET MY NUMBER, MAX? 235 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,478 I'M MAX, HE'S SID. 236 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,214 WHERE DID YOU GET OUR NUMBER, MAX? 237 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,584 I DIDN'T CALL YOU, SID DID. 238 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,719 WHERE DID YOU GET OUR NUMBER, SID? 239 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,255 OUT OF THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK, THE ONE HE THINKS IS RED. 240 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,157 ALL RIGHT, ZELDA, NANCY, 241 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,593 ABOUT THIS LITTLE BLACK BOOK... WHAT IS IT? THE KAOS CODE? 242 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,119 DON'T ASK ME, I'M NEW AROUND HERE. 243 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,667 DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, SISTER. 244 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,469 I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT AT THAT. 245 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:58,607 OKAY OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR, 246 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,375 BUT IN PRIVATE. 247 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,412 - COME ON INTO THE BACK ROOM. - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 248 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,247 THE TWO OF YOU GO IN THE BACK ROOM, 249 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:09,585 BECAUSE ZELDA AND I GOT A LOT OF TALKING TO DO, HUH, HONEY? 250 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,979 Sid: UH, BYE-BYE. 251 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,394 YOU GOTTA HUMOR MAX. 252 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,997 POOR BOY, HE THINKS HE'S A SPY. 253 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,935 - HE IS. - AND HE THINKS YOU TWO GIRLS ARE SPIES TOO. 254 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,603 WE ARE. 255 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,505 UH-HUH, UH-HUH, I'M A SPY TOO. 256 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,175 REALLY? YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE. 257 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,612 NANCY, STOP STALLING. WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS BLACK BOOK? 258 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,803 BORIS! 259 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,556 ATTABOY, MAX. DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 260 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,681 COME ON, BABY, LOOSEN UP. 261 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,248 SEE? NANCY AND MAX ARE HAVING FUN. 262 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,052 HEY, WHY DO YOU GET THE WILD BROADS AND I GET THE CLAMS? 263 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,854 NOT NOW, SID. I'M BUSY. 264 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,598 MAX! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUN? 265 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,634 THEY'RE ALL SPIES, SID, AND I'LL SHOOT THE FIRST ONE THAT MOVES. 266 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,337 I KNOW THEY'RE ALL SPIES, MAX, 267 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,806 BUT I'M NOT A SPY. 268 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,242 I'M YOUR OLD SERGEANT SID. 269 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,711 YOU WOULDN'T SHOOT ME, WOULD YOU, CORPORAL? 270 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,369 - OF COURSE NOT, SERGEANT. - GOOD. 271 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,388 SORRY, OLD BUDDY, BUT I HAD TO SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF. 272 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,056 WHAT STARTED ALL THIS? 273 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,658 THAT BOOK IS OURS. 274 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,592 OH? 275 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,376 HE'S GOT A RED ONE, ANYWAY. 276 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,664 NO HARD FEELINGS, OKAY? 277 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,788 OKAY, NO HARD FEELINGS. 278 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,324 SID, WHAT HAPPENED? 279 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,560 BOY, YOU STARTED SOME FIGHT BACK THERE. I GOT YOU OUT OF A JAM. 280 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,363 BOY, YOU CAN GET IN TROUBLE CARRYING A GUN, OLD BUDDY. 281 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,565 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M A CONTROL AGENT! 282 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,501 YOU CERTAINLY LOST CONTROL BACK THERE. 283 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,704 THE BOOK! THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOK, SID? 284 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,107 MAX, ADDRESS BOOKS ARE A DIME A DOZEN. 285 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:48,010 - DON'T TELL ME YOU GAVE THEM THE BOOK? - I GAVE THEM THE BOOK. 286 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,945 I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT. 287 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,613 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, SID. 288 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,116 YOU NEVER FORGET A NUMBER. DO YOU REMEMBER NANCY'S? 289 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,985 - I'VE GOT IT RIGHT UP HERE? - GOOD. 290 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:58,387 WITH THAT NUMBER, I'LL BE ABLE TO TRACE THE GIRLS 291 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,422 AND WHEN I FIND THE GIRLS, I'LL FIND KAOS. 292 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,425 AND WHEN I FIND KAOS, I'LL FIND THAT LITTLE BLACK BOOK. RIGHT? 293 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,494 - WRONG. - WRONG? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WRONG"? 294 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,998 I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU THAT NUMBER. YOU CAUSED THOSE GIRLS ENOUGH TROUBLE. 295 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,367 SID, YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE ME THAT NUMBER. 296 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,270 OUR WHOLE NATIONAL SECURITY DEPENDS UPON IT. 297 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,272 IF I HAVE THAT NUMBER, I MAY BE ABLE 298 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,908 - TO SAVE AMERICA FROM A TERRIBLE CATASTROPHE. - GOOD. 299 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,310 YOU SAVE AMERICA. I'VE GOTTA GET ME A BROAD. 300 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,179 I'M SO LONELY. 301 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,748 ALL RIGHT, SID. I DIDN'T WANNA DO THIS. 302 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,640 I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT, BUT YOU'RE FORCING ME INTO IT. 303 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,581 I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU THAT THIS IS IMPORTANT. 304 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,855 HELLO, CHIEF? UH, I'M SORRY TO WAKE YOU AT THIS HOUR. 305 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,870 WELL, YOU SEE, A FRIEND OF MINE THINKS I'M CRAZY. 306 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,695 BOY, THAT'S SOME RIDE FOR A DIME. 307 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,031 TELEPHONE COMPANY KNOW ABOUT THIS? 308 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,200 OH, HI, MAX. 309 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,202 HI, 99. 310 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,972 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET A FRIEND OF MINE. SID, THIS IS 99. 311 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,974 HER NAME IS 99? 312 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,438 I'M VERY HAPPY TO MEET YOU, SID. 313 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,182 I GET IT, YOU OLD FOX. 314 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,984 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - HEY, I DON'T BLAME YOU. 315 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,020 IF I HAD SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT, 316 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,190 I'D KEEP HER UNDER LOCK AND KEY. 317 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,654 HAS SHE GOT A SISTER? 318 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,864 UH-OH, NOW WE'RE IN FOR IT... HERE COMES HER OLD MAN. 319 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,733 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. THAT'S THE CHIEF. 320 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,935 - HI, CHIEF. - THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT, MAX, 321 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,227 GETTING ME DOWN HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 322 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,409 YOU SEE, CHIEF, IT'S LIKE THIS... 323 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,878 MY BUDDY SID HERE CAME FROM OUT OF TOWN TO VISIT ME. 324 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,948 AND HE FOUND THE INFORMATION THAT MATUSIK LEFT IN MY APARTMENT... 325 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,116 IT WAS A LITTLE BLACK PHONE BOOK. SO HE GAVE IT 326 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,785 TO A COUPLE OF KAOS AGENTS BECAUSE... 327 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,087 HE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BLACK PHONE BOOK. 328 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,823 NOW HE WON'T GIVE ME NANCY'S NUMBER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE 329 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,692 I'M A CONTROL AGENT. HE THINKS I'M CRAZY. 330 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,393 SO I HAD TO BRING HIM DOWN HERE 331 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,830 SO YOU COULD TELL HIM THAT I'M A CONTROL AGENT AND I'M NOT CRAZY. 332 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,494 CHIEF, TELL HIM I'M A CONTROL AGENT AND I'M NOT CRAZY. 333 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,136 WOULD YOU TELL HIM I'M A CONTROL AGENT? 334 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,805 - HE'S A CONTROL AGENT. - Max: THERE YOU ARE, SID. 335 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,575 YOU SEE, I'M A CONTROL AGENT AND SO IS THE CHIEF 336 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,378 AND SO IS 99. NOW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 337 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,114 I UNDERSTAND. YOU'RE ALL BANANAS. 338 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,483 I DON'T THINK WE CAN CONVINCE HIM, CHIEF. 339 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,420 - WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE HOTLINE? - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, CHIEF. 340 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,087 TRY THE HOTLINE TO THE WHITE HOUSE. 341 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,823 NOT AT THIS TIME OF THE MORNING. 342 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,126 ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. I'VE ONLY GOT THREE YEARS TO RETIREMENT. 343 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,161 BUT, CHIEF, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 344 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,187 - IF YOU DON'T CALL, I WILL. - I'LL CALL. 345 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,474 GOOD MORNING, SIR. 346 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,110 IT IS IMPORTANT, SIR. 347 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:11,179 YES, SIR, I KNOW I HAVE ONLY THREE YEARS TO RETIREMENT, 348 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,849 BUT WELL, SIR, THIS FRIEND OF AGENT SMART'S... 349 00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:17,653 SORRY, SIR. 350 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,222 ANYWAY, HIS FRIEND HAS A PHONE NUMBER 351 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,658 THAT COULD HELP US CRACK KAOS WIDE OPEN, 352 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,761 BUT HE WON'T GIVE US THE NUMBER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE WHO WE ARE. 353 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,696 YES, SIR, YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. 354 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,440 HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 355 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,758 WHAT IS THIS, DIAL-A-COW? 356 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,406 I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME. 357 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,749 HELLO? YEAH. 358 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,483 OH, SURE. OH, SURE YOU ARE. 359 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,775 YEAH, WONDERFUL. AND I'M SIDNEY BIRD. 360 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,956 OH OH OH, ALL RIGHT, SURE... 361 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,914 YOU'RE WHO? 362 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,860 BLESS NIGHT... UH, GOOD... GOOD NIGHT. 363 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,232 DO YOU BELIEVE US NOW, SID? 364 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,548 WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? 365 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:22,484 LET'S GET THE BARBECUE ON THE ROLL. 366 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,353 YOU, OLD MAN, FOUR COFFEE AND DANISH. 367 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,357 AND YOU, MATA HARI... A MAP AND A PHONE BOOK. 368 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,859 AND YOU, DUMMY, A PENCIL AND A PAPER. 369 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:34,429 COME ON, HURRY UP. LET'S MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 370 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:37,599 LISTEN, I GOTTA TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING... 371 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:41,692 I'VE NEVER MET HIM, BUT I USE HIS BABY POWDER. 372 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,145 RELAX, SID. SIT DOWN, 373 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,714 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. 374 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,382 I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE HOURS. 375 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,774 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M GOING ALONG. 376 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:02,891 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 377 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,893 THIS KIND OF A JOB CALLS FOR A MAN 378 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,529 WITH A COOL HEAD, STEEL NERVES 379 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,833 AND FANTASTIC REFLEXES. 380 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:13,891 LISTEN, MAX, I THINK YOU'D BETTER LET ME GO ALONG. 381 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,278 SMART'S IN THERE, ALL RIGHT. 382 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,946 YES, THE MAESTRO WAS RIGHT... 383 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,215 - HE'S GOING AFTER THAT LITTLE BLACK BOOK. - HMM. 384 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,185 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A LITTLE BLACK BOX. 385 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,721 I NEED HIM TO MAKE THIS WEEK'S QUOTA. 386 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,858 I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, SID. I'M A SECRET AGENT, 387 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:38,160 I HAVE TO GO. BUT WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE? 388 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,295 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S MY ANGLE? 389 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,064 I WANNA DEFEND MY COUNTRY TOO. 390 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,566 AND YOU HAPPEN TO BE MY BUDDY. AND, BESIDES, 391 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,825 I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT EVERY SECRET AGENT GETS ALL THE BROADS. 392 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,673 YOU'RE NOT GOING. THAT'S IT, FORGET IT! 393 00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,341 THAT'S FINAL! YOU'RE NOT GOING! 394 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,978 IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME ALONG, I'M GONNA SPILL EVERYTHING 395 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:57,712 I KNOW ABOUT CONTROL HEADQUARTERS. 396 00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:59,815 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN GO, 397 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:03,451 BUT NO GUN. HERE. 398 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:07,055 You're liable to get trigger-happy and get your fool head shot off. 399 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,458 Sid: Oh, great thinking, Max. Great. 400 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,748 Without a gun, I'm a sitting duck. 401 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,264 THAT MAKES ONE SITTING DUCK 402 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,187 AND ONE DEAD DUCK. 30925

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