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MAX, WILL YOU STOP PACING?
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.

MAKING YOU NERVOUS?
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE
EVER MET A KING FACE TO FACE.

NOT FACE TO FACE, MAX.
WHEN WE ENTER, WE BOW LOW

AND STAY THAT WAY
UNTIL WE'RE TOLD TO RISE.

I JUST HOPE THAT I DON'T
HAVE TO BEND OVER TOO LONG.

WHEN THE BLOOD RUSHES TO MY
HEAD, I GET A TERRIFIC HEADACHE.

THERE IS SUCH A
THING AS PROTOCOL.

IS THAT ANYTHING
LIKE AN ASPIRIN?

WE'D BETTER RUN THROUGH THE
ASSIGNMENT BEFORE WE MEET KING CHARLES.

AS YOU KNOW, KING CHARLES IS...

HYAH!

MAX, BE CAREFUL. DON'T
HURT THAT ANTIQUE ARMOR.

AS YOU KNOW, KING CHARLES IS
VERY FRIENDLY TO OUR COUNTRY,

BUT THE PRIME MINISTER
HATES OUR COUNTRY.

PRIME MINISTERS ALWAYS
HATE OUR COUNTRY.

CARONIA SUPPLIES US WITH
A VERY VALUABLE MINERAL

VITAL TO OUR PROJECT X-2.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THE KING, THE
PRIME MINISTER WOULD CUT OFF OUR SUPPLY

- AND GIVE IT TO OUR ENEMIES.
- PRIME MINISTERS ALWAYS
GIVE IT TO OUR ENEMIES.

MAX, PLEASE LISTEN. THE
PRIME MINISTER IS NEXT IN LINE

TO THE THRONE, AND HE HAPPENS
TO BE THE KING'S HALF BROTHER BASIL.

HALF BROTHERS ARE
ALWAYS CALLED BASIL.

GOSH, CHIEF, THOSE KNIGHTS MUST
HAVE HAD A MILLION HEADACHES.

THIS THING MUST WEIGH 30 LBS.

WE SUSPECT BASIL OF
HIRING KAOS AGENTS

TO ASSASSINATE THE KING BEFORE
HIS CORONATION ON SATURDAY.

OUR JOB IS TO PROTECT THE
KING NO MATTER WHAT THE RISK.

ANY QUESTIONS, MAX?

UH, JUST ONE, CHIEF:

HOW DID THEY GET
THESE THINGS OFF?

GENTLEMEN, HIS HIGHNESS
WILL SEE YOU NOW.

GENTLEMEN, HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS

KING CHARLES IX,
KING OF CARONIA.

IS HIS MAJESTY ALL RIGHT?

COMFORTABLE, BUT HE MUST HAVE
ABSOLUTE BED REST FOR TWO OR THREE DAYS.

THREE DAYS? HE MIGHT
MISS THE CORONATION.

THAT'S OKAY, CHIEF. WE
CAN TELL HIM ALL ABOUT IT.

MAX, IF CHARLES ISN'T
CROWNED KING ON SATURDAY,

BASIL AUTOMATICALLY TAKES OVER.

THE KING MUST BE CROWNED.
MEANWHILE, HE MUST BE PROTECTED.

THERE'S BOUND TO BE
ANOTHER ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE.

I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING... I'M
CERTAINLY GLAD I'M NOT CHARLES.

MR. SMART, WHEN YOU SAW
THE KING, WHAT DID YOU NOTICE?

- HE LOOKED LIKE ME.
- IT'S DESPERATE.

IT'S DANGEROUS. ONE
CHANCE IN A MILLION.

THEN AGAIN, IT MIGHT JUST WORK.

MR. SMART, WHEN A
MAN GROWS OLDER

HE BEGINS TO BELIEVE IN FATE.

FATE SENT YOU HERE.

FATE SENDS YOU NOW
TO REPLACE KING CHARLES.

YES, WELL, YOU CAN JUST GO
AND TELL FATE THAT I'M NOT GOING.

- I COULD BE KILLED.
- BUT YOU MUST!

WE HAVE EVERYTHING TO
GAIN AND NOTHING TO LOSE.

COLONEL VON KLAUS, MAX DOESN'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KING CHARLES.

I GRANT YOU THERE'S A
PHYSICAL RESEMBLANCE,

BUT HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY
GET AWAY WITH AN IMPERSONATION?

Von Klaus: IN TWO HOURS THE ROYAL
TRAIN LEAVES FOR GRANSBURG, OUR CAPITAL.

IN THAT TIME, WITH MY COACHING,
HE WILL BE KING CHARLES,

OR MY NAME'S NOT VON KLAUS.

- MAX, IT'S YOUR DUTY.
- YES, WELL, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT, CHIEF.

TWO HOURS, EH? THAT
SHOULD BE ENOUGH TIME.

FORTUNATELY, I HAVE
AN INFALLIBLE MEMORY.

NOW WHEN WE GET OFF
THE TRAIN AT THAT CAPITAL...

WHATEVER THE NAME
OF THAT... WHAT IS THAT...

GRANSBURG.

GRANSBURG. THAT'S
THE PLACE, YES.

WHEN WE GET OFF THERE,
I WILL BE EXACTLY LIKE

KING UH, UH, WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- CHARLES.
- CHARLES. THAT'S THE GUY.

SO YOU SEE, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, COLONEL UH UH...

- VON KLAUS.
- VON KLAUS. THAT'S IT. THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD START.
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE, UH UH...

- CHIEF.
- CHIEF. EXACTLY.

IS HE PUTTING ME ON?

LET US BEGIN.

FIRST YOU MUST LEARN
TO SPEAK LIKE HIS MAJESTY.

I HAVE A RECORDING
OF HIS LATEST SPEECH.

THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY, VON KLAUS.

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES
TO KNOW HOW A KING TALKS.

AH, LOVE, IF I WERE KING,

WHAT TRIBUTARY
NATIONS I WOULD BRING

TO STOOP BEFORE YOUR SCEPTER.

THE WORLD WOULD BE A
RUBY FOR YOUR FINGER RING,

AND YOU SHOULD HAVE

THE MOON AND STARS TO WEAR,

IF I WERE KING.

NO, MAX, THAT'S NOT THE
WAY A KING SOUNDS AT ALL.

So Saturday, when
I stand before you all

to be crowned king...

NOW THAT'S GONNA
BE A PROBLEM, CHIEF.

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO TALK LIKE THAT.

YOU CAN IF YOU
THINK LIKE A KING.

A KING IS CONFIDENT,

DETERMINED,

DIGNIFIED, PROUD.

HIS VERY MANNER INSPIRES
AWE AMONG THE COMMON FOLK.

YOU LOOK GREAT, MAX.

YOU DARE TO CALL A
KING BY HIS FIRST NAME?

BEWARE OF YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND.

ABOVE ALL A KING MUST BE

DARING, STRONG AND BRAVE.

PUT THIS IN YOUR SCABBARD.

- VON KLAUS?
- YES, WHAT IS IT?

I DON'T HAVE A SCABBARD.

YOU DO NOW.

LET'S GO OVER IT ONCE MORE.
YOUR FATHER'S NAME WAS...?

KING CHARLES VIII, OF CARONIA.

- YOUR MOTHER WAS...?
- QUEEN HELENA OF RURATANIA.

- AND YOU'RE ENGAGED TO...?
- PRINCESS MARTA OF ESTERHAGEN.

- YOUR HALF BROTHER IS...?
- BASIL THE PRIME MINISTER.

- AND YOU ARE...?
- MAXWELL SMART, AGENT 86.

THESE ARE PICTURES OF
YOUR BETROTHED MARTA,

AND YOUR HALF BROTHER BASIL.

I HOPE THIS ONE IS BASIL.

IT IS. AND BASIL WILL
STOP AT NOTHING

TO SIT ON YOUR THRONE.

FROM THE MOMENT
YOU LEAVE THIS TRAIN

YOU'LL BE FACING
TORTURE AND DEATH.

AND... LOVING IT.

PRINCE BASIL, WE HAVE
TAKEN CARE OF KING CHARLES.

WELL DONE, OTTO.

- KAOS IS VERY EFFICIENT.
- THANK YOU, SIR.

GREAT NEWS, GENTLEMEN.

MY BROTHER IS DEAD.

SATURDAY I WILL BE
CROWNED KING IN HIS PLACE.

All: THE KING IS DEAD.

LONG LIVE THE KING.

THE KING LIVES.

THE KING LIVES?

AH. BROTHER.

WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

"PLEASANT" OR "UNEXPECTED"?

I WISH A WORD WITH
MY BROTHER. ALONE.

DO YOU THINK THAT'S WISE, SIRE?

YOU DARE TO QUESTION YOUR KING?

BEWARE OF YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND.

WELL, BASIL,
CELEBRATING SOMETHING?

JUST TOASTING YOUR HEALTH, SIRE.

WELL, YOUR CONCERN FOR
MY HEALTH TOUCHES ME DEEPLY.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD STILL BE AT THE
SUMMER PALACE. WASN'T THE HUNTING GOOD?

NOT FOR THE HUNTERS.

I SEE. A TOAST TO THE
CORONATION OF KING CHARLES.

I'LL DRINK TO HIM... UH, ME.

YOU DROPPED YOUR MONOCLE, SIRE.

YES, WELL, FORTUNATELY, I'M
WEARING MY CONTACT MONOCLE.

YOUR MAJESTY, A FOREIGN ENVOY

DESIRES AN AUDIENCE WITH YOU.

- SHE AWAITS WITHOUT.
- AH, YES.

WELL, A PEASANT MAY
WORK FROM SUN TO SUN,

BUT A MONARCH'S
WORK IS NEVER DONE.

EH, BASIL?

GET OUT.

- BROTHER.
- AS YOU WISH, SIRE.

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, BROTHER.

DOES 99 KNOW WHO I AM?

NO, BUT YOU MAY TELL HER NOW.

AH, COME IN, MY DEAR. COME IN.

I'M VERY HONORED TO
MEET YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.

- IS SOMETHING WRONG?
- OH NO. UH,

IT'S JUST THAT YOU LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW.

- AH, YOUR HUSBAND?
- NO, I'M NOT MARRIED.

YOUR SWEETHEART, PERHAPS?

WELL, UM,

NO, I'D SAY HE'S
MORE OF A FRIEND.

BUT A HANDSOME AND
CHARMING FELLOW, I'M SURE.

WELL, NOT AS CHARMING
AS YOU ARE, YOUR MAJESTY.

SO, 99, YOU'D THROW ME
OVER FOR A MERE KING?

MAX, IT'S YOU! I'M SO
HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

YOU SEEMED A LOT HAPPIER
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE KING.

BUT, MAX, HOW DID
ALL THIS HAPPEN?

KAOS WOUNDED OUR KING. HE IS
CONVALESCING UNTIL THE CORONATION.

SO MAX IS TAKING
HIS PLACE. BUT HOW?

- LIKE THIS.
- THAT'S AMAZING!

YES, ISN'T IT? NOW,
SECRECY IS VITAL, 99.

IF BASIL FINDS OUT WE'RE
CONTROL AGENTS, WE'VE HAD IT.

NOW IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, MY DEAR,

I'M AFRAID I MUST
LEAVE YOU. DUTY CALLS.

MAX, YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE A KING.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PLAIN
OLD MAXWELL SMART OF CONTROL?

ARE YOU KIDDING, 99? THIS
IS JUST ANOTHER JOB TO ME.

OH, MAX, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

YOU DARE TO PUT
YOUR HANDS ON A KING?

BEWARE OF YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND.

SO MY BROTHER STILL LIVES.

YOU BUNGLER!

BUT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
I SAW HIM FALL.

HE'S ALIVE, YOU FOOL.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

YOU MUST FIND
CHARLES AND KILL HIM.

- BUT HOW?
- MUST I DO YOUR
THINKING FOR YOU?

GET THE GIRL. THAT DUMMY IN THERE
WILL TRADE CHARLES FOR HER SAFETY.

AND THEN?

I MAY BE A HALF BROTHER, BUT
I DO NOT USE HALF MEASURES.

KILL THEM BOTH.

GOOD MORNING, SIRE. I TRUST YOU
HAD A REFRESHING NIGHT'S SLEEP.

SPLENDID, SPLENDID, VON
KLAUS. HOW IS THE KING?

RECOVERING STEADILY AND
SAFELY HIDDEN HERE IN THE PALACE.

SO IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED?

UH, HOW ABOUT SOME NEW DRAPES?

AND A NEW ROBE. AND A BAND-AID.

YOU MUST BE MORE CAREFUL, SIRE.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE
YOUR GREATEST TEST.

OH, GOOD. WHAT SHALL IT
BE THIS TIME, VON KLAUS?

A LITTLE ETIQUETTE,
SOME FENCING,

OR A ROYAL JOUST?

I'M READY FOR ANYTHING.

PRINCESS MARTA DESIRES

AN AUDIENCE WITH HER BETROTHED.

OH, REALLY? WELL,

DO YOU THINK THAT'S
WISE, VON KLAUS?

I MEAN AFTER ALL,
CHARLES IS A VERY SICK MAN.

NOT CHARLES... YOU.

OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE,

SHOW THE PRINCESS IN.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE: ANNOUNCING
THE ARRIVAL OF HER ROYAL HIGHNESS,

DAUGHTER OF THE KING OF
ESTERHAGEN, DUCHESS OF BORAVIA,

LADY IN WAITING TO THE
DOWAGER QUEEN OF LICHTENSTEIN,

HEIRESS APPARENT TO
THE BARONY OF LOWENGRAU,

GRAND-NIECE TO THE
DUKE OF GRAUSTARK,

FIRST COUSIN TO THE
COUNT OF MONTEVIDEO,

THIRD COUSIN ONCE REMOVED TO
THE BURGERMEISTER OF CAMMEMBRAU,

THE BETROTHED OF KING
CHARLES OF CARONIA,

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, PRINCESS...

MARTA.

MY LORD.

ARISE, MY LOVE.

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- YOU FELL DOWN THE STEPS.

EXACTLY.

CHARLES!

BEFORE YOU WERE ALWAYS
SO DISTANT AND ALOOF.

"DISTANT AND ALOOF"? I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I WAS A WARM AND TENDER PERSON.

WHEN WAS I EVER
DISTANT AND ALOOF?

LAST WEEK AT THE
ROYAL BALL. REMEMBER?

OH, YES, OF COURSE. THE
ROYAL BALL HERE AT THE CAPITAL.

NO, IT WAS AT YOUR
SUMMER PALACE.

YOU WORE A GOWN OF WHITE.

NO, I WORE BLUE THAT NIGHT.

AH, YES. I REMEMBER IT WELL.

THEN YOU AND I SLIPPED AWAY
FROM THE CROWD AND WENT OUTSIDE.

WE STROLLED THE GROUNDS.

WE WALKED YOUR HOUNDS.

WE STOPPED BY THE
FOUNTAIN FOR A KISS, I THINK.

WE STOPPED BY THE WELL
TO GIVE YOUR DOGS A DRINK.

AH, YES. I REMEMBER THE WELL.

WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT THE OLD ME.

THE NEW ME IS A LOT MORE FUN.

MAX! UH, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS.

YOU DARE TO INTERRUPT ME IN
THE MIDDLE OF AN AFFAIR? OF STATE?

AN URGENT MATTER HAS
ARISEN. ONE YOU MUST DEAL

WITH AT ONCE OR THE
RESULT WILL BE "KAOS."

"KAOS," MY ROYAL FOOT! KAOS?

OH. YES, OF COURSE.

I'M SORRY, MY
DEAR, BUT I'M AFRAID

THIS WILL HAVE TO
WAIT UNTIL LATER.

PERHAPS WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE
LATE SUPPER BY CANDLELIGHT.

BUT, CHARLES...

YOUR HIGHNESS,
THIS IS IMPORTANT.

- WHAT IS IT, CHIEF?
- 99 IS MISSING,

AND A MESSENGER
BROUGHT YOU THIS NOTE.

SOMEHOW BASIL FOUND
OUT YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR.

HE AND KAOS WILL
STOP AT NOTHING NOW.

"THERE IS ONE KING
TOO MANY IN CARONIA.

WE WILL TRADE THE GIRL
FOR CHARLES'S WHEREABOUTS.

COME TO THE SUMMER
PALACE AT MIDNIGHT ALONE."

- I'VE GOT TO SAVE 99.
- BUT YOU CAN'T. THE KING'S
LIFE'S TOO IMPORTANT.

- HE'S RIGHT, MAX.
- I'M SORRY.

99'S LIFE IS AT
STAKE, AND I'M GOING.

AND DON'T TRY TO TELL ME
THAT I'M WALKING INTO A TRAP.

- YOU'RE WALKING INTO A TRAP.
- I ASKED YOU NOT
TO TELL ME THAT.

REMEMBER OUR AGREEMENT.
YOU MAY TRY TO FIND MISS 99,

BUT YOU WILL NOT REVEAL THE
WHEREABOUTS OF THE KING TO THE KAOS AGENTS.

RIGHT. WHO ARE THE KAOS AGENTS?

HEINRICH OF HOLTSAU,
KUKOV OF KLUTZENGLAKEN,

OTTO OF OFURSENGAGLE.

HEINRICH OF "HOLSBRAU,"
KUKOV OF "GLUTZENHAGEN,"

AND OTTO OF, UH... HOW DO
YOU SPELL "OBENFURSTENGAGLE"?

- WITH TWO Gs.
- WITH TWO G-G...

NOW INTO THE PALACE. IF YOU
NEED ANY HELP, I'LL JOIN YOU.

RIGHT.

YOU WOULDN'T CARE TO JOIN
ME RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU?

IMPOSSIBLE. YOU
MUST ENTER ALONE.

WHAT IF IT'S A TRAP?

IF IT'S A TRAP AND THEY
CUT OFF YOUR ESCAPE,

FIND YOUR WAY TO
BASIL'S CHAMBERS.

BEHIND THE FIREPLACE IS A
PASSAGEWAY LEADING TO THE FOREST.

HOW DOES IT OPEN?

THERE'S A PANEL NEAR THE
MANTEL WITH A CANDLE FOR A HANDLE.

BUT BEFORE YOU LIGHT THE CANDLE,
PUSH THE PANEL WITH YOUR HAND,

THEN THE MANTEL WILL PUSH
OUT AND THE PANEL WILL PUSH IN.

BUT... IF YOU LIGHT THE CANDLE
AFTER YOU PUSH THE PANEL,

THEN THE MANTEL WILL PUSH IN

AND THE PANEL WILL PUSH OUT.

- IS THERE ANOTHER WAY OUT?
- YOU CAN TRY THE WINDOW.

ARE YOU READY TO
BARGAIN, MR. SMART?

WHO DO I HAVE THE
HONOR OF ADDRESSING?

- HEINRICH OF "HOLSBRAU"?
- NO.

- KUKOV OF "KLUTZENBURG"?
- NO.

- OTTO OF "OBERFURSTENGAGLE"?
- I AM HE.

HMM. ONE OUT OF
THREE, THAT'S NOT BAD.

WELL, GENTLEMEN,

WHAT AM I OFFERED FOR THE KING?

SAFE CONDUCT OVER THE
BORDER AND 300,000 KRONEN.

- FOR WHO?
- FOR YOU.

AND THE GIRL?

SHE'S WITH PRINCE
BASIL. LEAVE HER TO HIM.

- NO DEAL. THE GIRL MUST GO FREE.
- ALL RIGHT.

SAFE CONDUCT OVER THE
BORDER AND 500,000 KRONEN.

- FOR BOTH OF US?
- JUST THE GIRL. YOU STAY.

HMPH. I LIKED THE
FIRST DEAL A LOT BETTER.

- IS THAT YOUR FINAL OFFER?
- IT IS.

YOU GIVE US THE KING,
AND THE GIRL GOES FREE.

GIVE YOU THE KING
AND THE GIRL GOES FREE.

FORGET IT! THE
BARGAINING IS OVER WITH!

FINISHED! DONE! KAPUT!

- MAY I ASK ONE QUESTION?
- WHAT IS IT NOW?

HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO GET OUT OF HERE?

OH. UH... COULD I HEAR
THAT LAST OFFER AGAIN?

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
LEAD US TO KING CHARLES.

WHY CAN'T I JUST
TELL YOU WHERE HE IS?

- BECAUSE YOU MIGHT LIE.
- I DON'T LIE!

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
THAT KING CHARLES IS BACK AT THE PALACE.

THANK YOU. THAT'S ALL
WE WANTED TO KNOW.

TAKE HIM!

HOLD IT! GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS
FAIR? THREE AGAINST ONE?

THOSE ARE THE IDEAL
CONDITIONS, MR. SMART.

SPLENDID, MR. SMART.

THE ODDS ARE GETTING
SMALLER. TWO AGAINST ONE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
VON KLAUS, TAKE THEM!

MAX, YOU MADE IT!

YES, 99.

AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, BROTHER.

MAX, DON'T. HE'S AN
EXPERT SWORDSMAN.

THAT'S CORRECT, MY DEAR.

THE FINEST IN ALL EUROPE...
PERHAPS THE ENTIRE WORLD.

AND NOW, I INTEND TO
TEACH YOU A LESSON

THAT YOU SHALL NOT SOON FORGET.

FIRST I SHALL NICK YOUR EARS,

THEN YOUR EYES,

YOUR NOSE, YOUR MOUTH,

AND YOUR THROAT.

THEN I SHALL RIP THE
SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK

AND THE TROUSERS OFF
YOUR SKINNY LITTLE LEGS.

HEY!

WELL, MAX, HE
CERTAINLY DID DESERVE IT.

THAT'S RIGHT, 99. HE NEVER SHOULD
HAVE SAID THAT ABOUT MY LEGS.

THE BORDER LIES
OVER THOSE HILLS.

YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE
WAITING THERE FOR YOU.

WE CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR
WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OUR COUNTRY.

CHARLES HAS HIS RIGHTFUL
PLACE ON THE THRONE.

YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
A PLACE IN MY HEART.

TAKE THIS RING

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER
WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

COME WITH ME, MARTA.

THERE'S A WORLD
OUTSIDE, AND A THRONE,

A WOMAN'S THRONE,
HERE IN MY HEART.

I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT AS
SIMPLE AS THAT, MY FRIEND.

YOU SEE, MARTA IS A PRINCESS,

AND SOMETIMES DUTY TO A
PRINCESS IS STRONGER THAN LOVE.

THEN THIS IS GOODBYE.

BUT YOUR RING SHALL ALWAYS BE ON MY
FINGER AND THE TOUCH OF YOUR LIPS ON MINE.

SOMETIMES FATE MAKES
THE WRONG MEN KINGS.

GOODBYE, MY FRIEND.