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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,886 WELL... 2 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,655 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE OF THAT WINE I PROMISED YOU? 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,391 I HAD IT IMPORTED 4 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,259 FROM NAPA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA. 5 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:19,729 LIPS THAT TOUCH WINE SHALL NEVER TOUCH MINE. 6 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,398 OH. 7 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,966 WELL, THAT MIGHT MAKE DRINKING THIS A LITTLE DIFFICULT. 8 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,635 HOW ABOUT A CIGARETTE? 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,271 I DON'T SMOKE. 10 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,706 I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND. 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,342 THIS IS HEALTH FOOD. 12 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,511 THOSE MATCHES ARE FOR NIBBLING. 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,468 TRY ONE. 14 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,082 HMM, NOT BAD... PEPPERMINT. 15 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:42,018 TRY ONE OF MY CIGARETTES. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,221 IT'S, UH... TUTTI-FRUTTI. 17 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:48,591 JUST FULL OF QUICK ENERGY. 18 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:52,528 THE ROAD TO BETTER HEALTH IS A HEALTHY DIET. 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,263 OKAY, 20 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:58,056 WHY DON'T WE WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A LITTLE AQUA PURA? 21 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:09,880 MR. SMART, YOU ARE SO HANDSOME, 22 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:12,782 SO SOPHISTICATED... 23 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,406 JE T'ADORE. 24 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:18,110 OH, IS IT OPEN? 25 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,948 ENCHANTEE. 26 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:04,266 OH, MR. SMART, 27 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,369 MAY I CALL YOU MAX? 28 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:09,138 THAT WAS A WONDERFUL KISS. 29 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:12,341 IT DID SEEM TO SEND SPARKS ALL THROUGH ME. 30 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,900 WELL, I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 31 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,648 WHAT WAS THAT, MAX? 32 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,350 OH NOTHING, REALLY. SOMEONE JUST TRYING TO POISON ME. 33 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,620 - REALLY? - YES. WHILE I WAS KISSING YOU, 34 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:27,089 HE SHOT THIS WIRE OVER MY HEAD AND SENT DOWN A POISON PELLET, 35 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:30,015 BUT IT MISSED AND FELL ON THE BAR, RIGHT HERE. 36 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,530 AT LEAST, IT WAS RIGHT HERE... 37 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,965 UNLESS, OF COURSE... 38 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,967 DON'T TELL ME YOU PUT IT IN MY DRINK. 39 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,269 I PUT IT IN YOUR DRINK. 40 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,027 I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT. 41 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,641 THAT POISON IS A GIFT FROM KAOS... 42 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,344 MR. SMART... 43 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,445 COMPLIMENTS OF MR. HERCULES. 44 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:52,249 AT EXACTLY 1:00 TOMORROW, 45 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,373 YOU WILL BE DEAD. 46 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,621 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, CHIEF? 47 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,956 I DON'T NEED ENTERTAINMENT, I NEED AN ANTIDOTE. 48 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:10,660 MAX, BACKSTAGE AT THE FOLLIES IS OUR FRONT FOR THE CONTROL LAB 49 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,663 - AND IT WORKS PERFECTLY FOR DR. STEELE. - DR. STEELE? 50 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,831 OUR HEAD TOXICOLOGIST, THE BEST THERE IS 51 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:17,734 IN THE FIELD OF POISONING AND ANTIDOTES. 52 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,236 WELL, DOES THIS DOCTOR PRACTICE OR REHEARSE? 53 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,572 RELAX, MAX. NINE OUT OF 10 DOCTORS 54 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,164 - WHO GET POISONED COME TO DR. STEELE. - SHH! 55 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:42,958 WELL, I'VE HEARD OF BIG SUITCASES, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 56 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,195 IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN KEEP KAOS FROM DISCOVERING 57 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:47,363 THE LOCATION OF DR. STEELE'S LAB, MAX. 58 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:50,966 OH, DOCTOR. THIS IS YOUR PATIENT... THE CASE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 59 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,758 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, MR. SMART. 60 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,974 - THAT'S DR. STEELE? - YES. 61 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,143 THE CHORUS LINE IS HER COVER. 62 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,813 - NOT MUCH OF A COVER, IS IT? - MAX! 63 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,249 WELL, I'M NOT DEAD YET, CHIEF. 64 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,473 HAVE A SEAT, MR. SMART. 65 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,389 I'M WORKING ON YOUR CASE. 66 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:16,359 I'M TRYING TO ANALYZE EXACTLY WHAT POISON IS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 67 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,227 - YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET? - NO. 68 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,798 UNFORTUNATELY, THE OPENING NUMBER RAN A LITTLE LONG. 69 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,833 YES. WELL, COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY, DOCTOR? 70 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,002 OH, ONE DOES NOT HURRY THE PROCESS 71 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,538 OF SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH, MR. SMART. 72 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,540 OH, WOULD ONE REMEMBER THAT ONE IS GOING TO DIE 73 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,208 AT 1:00 TOMORROW AFTERNOON 74 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,877 AND I'M THE ONE WHO'S THE ONE? 75 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,045 MAX, PLEASE, DR. STEELE CAN'T FIND AN ANTIDOTE 76 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,314 UNTIL SHE DISCOVERS WHAT KIND OF POISON YOU TOOK. 77 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,937 TRY TO COOPERATE. 78 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,785 IMAGINE... 79 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:46,021 A DEADLY POISON RELEASED INTO THE BLOODSTREAM 80 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,823 EVERY SECOND. 81 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,960 BUILDING, BUILDING TO ITS INEVITABLE END, 82 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,663 AND IT DOESN'T EVEN UPSET YOUR STOMACH. 83 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,899 WILL YOU FORGET THE COMMERCIAL? WHAT ABOUT THE ANTIDOTE? 84 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,423 THERE. 85 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,338 - THE ANTIDOTE. - NO, IT'S THE POISON. 86 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,808 THE VERY SAME POISON THE KAOS SCIENTISTS INVENTED. 87 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,843 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE SAME POISON? 88 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:12,214 YES, I SUCCEEDED IN DISCOVERING THE FORMULA WEEKS AGO! 89 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,016 HOWEVER, I HAVEN'T YET BEEN ABLE 90 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,286 TO MASTER THE SECRET OF THE DELAYING ACTION. 91 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,855 MINE IS FATAL IN EXACTLY 30 SECONDS. 92 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:23,593 - BUT I'M CERTAIN THAT I CAN... - Man over P.A.: Onstage in two minutes. 93 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,884 You're on, Miss Steele. 94 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,633 DR. STEELE, WHAT ABOUT THE ANTIDOTE? 95 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:32,735 DON'T WORRY, MR. SMART. 96 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:34,737 SINCE I KNOW THE FORMULA FOR THE POISON, 97 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,039 I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT I CAN FIND AN ANTIDOTE. 98 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,641 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. WHEN? 99 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,710 SHOULDN'T TAKE ME MORE THAN SIX MONTHS. 100 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,445 SIX MONTHS?! 101 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,948 WELL, THAT IS, IF THE SHOW DOESN'T GO ON THE ROAD. 102 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,785 MAYBE I CAN GET ANOTHER DANCING DOCTOR IN TO HELP YOU. 103 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,275 I'M GONNA DIE AT 1:00 TOMORROW. 104 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,089 I KNOW, MR. SMART. 105 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:57,126 I SAID SIX MONTHS, BUT IT COULD HAPPEN ANY TIME. 106 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,362 I'M GOING TO FIND AN ANSWER. 107 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,797 WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS WHEN. 108 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,466 JUST MY LUCK 109 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:07,203 TO FIND IT TOMORROW AT 2:00. 110 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:10,539 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BADLY THAT MAKES ME FEEL. 111 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,575 IT COULD BE TOMORROW, OR IT COULD BE... THE NEXT DAY 112 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,778 OR IT COULD BE IN A WEEK OR IT COULD BE A MONTH. 113 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:19,282 WELL, AS LONG AS IT COULD BE, COULD IT BE IN A HALF AN HOUR? 114 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,384 DOCTOR, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO. 115 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:25,688 WELL, I'VE ALREADY CHECKED THE COMPUTER. 116 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:28,658 UNLESS I CAN FIND AN ANSWER BETWEEN THE SHOWS... 117 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,494 I'M AFRAID THIS IS OFFICIAL. 118 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,529 "MAXWELL SMART... 119 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,155 DEAD." 120 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,473 - Man over P.A.: Onstage. - WHOO! 121 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,843 - EXCUSE ME. - Onstage for rehearsal, Miss Steele. 122 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,737 - BUT... - THIS IS THE BIG FINALE. 123 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:57,753 THIS IS CRAZY. SHE'S CRAZY! 124 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,022 YOU'RE ALL CRAZY! I DON'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA DIE! 125 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,291 I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE AND FIND ANOTHER DOCTOR... 126 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,116 A REAL DOCTOR, ONE WITH FUNNY LEGS. 127 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,400 Man's voice: YOU HAVE AT LEAST NINE HOURS, 128 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,270 PERHAPS AS MUCH AS 18, MR. SMART. 129 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,772 Max's voice: THE FIRST DOCTOR GAVE ME FROM ONE TO TWO DAYS. 130 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,041 HE MAY BE RIGHT. I HOPE SO. 131 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:22,511 BUT FRANKLY I THINK YOU'LL DIE AT 1:00 P.M. TODAY. 132 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,213 I HAVE NO FAMILY... 133 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,682 HAVEN'T HAD A DAY OFF SINCE SPY SCHOOL. 134 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:30,719 THERE'S NO WAY I CAN CROWD 30 YEARS OF LIVING INTO ONE AFTERNOON. 135 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:32,955 THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS CHECK OUT QUIETLY. 136 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,846 HELP! 137 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:42,453 HOME EARLY, MR. SMART? GETTING READY FOR A BIG EVENING? 138 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,502 YES, JOHN. YOU MIGHT SAY THIS IS THE BIG ONE. 139 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,037 I WISH I WERE GOING. 140 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,872 YOU WILL BE GOING SOMEDAY. 141 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,141 - HM? - LISTEN, JOHN, 142 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:55,077 IF I DON'T SEE YOU AGAIN, I WANNA THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. 143 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,745 YOU'RE MOVING? 144 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:59,949 YES. WELL, YOU MIGHT SAY I'M MOVING ON. 145 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,351 AFTER TONIGHT, JOHN, WELL... 146 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,620 - THIS IS GOODBYE. - WAIT A SECOND, 147 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:08,090 - WHAT ABOUT THE FIVE BUCKS YOU OWE ME? - I'LL PAY YOU TOMORROW. 148 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,726 MAX? MAX?! 149 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,629 I JUST GOT BACK FROM A CASE AND I HEARD YOU WERE SENT HOME. 150 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,831 - I HOPE YOU'RE NOT ILL. - NOT ILL, 99. 151 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,500 - OH, GOOD. - DEAD. 152 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,769 MAX, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! 153 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:23,773 I'LL BE DEAD IN ONE HOUR AND 14 MINUTES. 154 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,642 MAKE THAT ONE HOUR, 13 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS. 155 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:29,845 - MAX, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. - THERE'S NO MISTAKE, 99. 156 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:32,581 21 DOCTORS HAVE CONFIRMED IT... I'VE BEEN POISONED 157 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:35,584 AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF FINDING AN ANTIDOTE IN TIME. 158 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,686 BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DONE. 159 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,889 THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE. 160 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,059 AT 1:00, MAXWELL SMART WILL BE DEAD. 161 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,862 ONLY HIS LEGEND WILL LIVE ON. 162 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:50,633 MAX, YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE YOUR DEATH LYING DOWN. 163 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,969 YOU'RE RIGHT, 99. 164 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,238 - THERE IS SOMETHING I CAN DO. - WHAT'S THAT? 165 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,840 KILL THE MAN WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR TRYING TO MURDER ME. 166 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:00,676 - DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS? - NO, WE'VE NEVER MET, 167 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,313 BUT THE GIRL WHO POISONED ME TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS MR. HERCULES. 168 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:08,284 - WHAT GIRL? - THE GIRL THAT WAS IN MY APARTMENT LAST NIGHT. 169 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,486 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING LAST NIGHT. 170 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,523 UH, YES! WELL, A MAN NEEDS A LITTLE RELAXATION... 171 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,892 AFTER ALL, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY... 172 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,848 MAKES MAX A DEAD BOY. 173 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,499 OH, I'M SORRY, MAX. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT. 174 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,701 - DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN FIND THE GIRL? - NO. 175 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,337 WELL, MAYBE SHE LEFT A CLUE. 176 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,395 SHH! 177 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:40,015 ALL RIGHT, TURN AROUND, PUT YOUR HANDS UP AGAINST THE WALL. 178 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,117 - COME ON, MOVE! MOVE, TURN AROUND! - BUT... 179 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,119 DON'T. 180 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,788 ALL RIGHT, TURN AROUND. 181 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,456 JUST WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 182 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,358 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT? 183 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,361 I'M ELWOOD BOX, AND THIS IS NO LONGER YOUR APARTMENT. 184 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,930 THIS IS GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. 185 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,634 - DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? - YES, I DO, MR. SMART, 186 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,670 AND YOU WERE A WONDERFUL MAN. BELIEVE ME, 187 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,772 MY HEART BROKE WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU WERE DEAD. 188 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,275 THAT'S NOT SO! MAX IS NOT DEAD! 189 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,411 PLEASE, LET'S NOT COMPLICATE MATTERS. 190 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,347 I HAVE ORDERS HERE 191 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,384 FROM THE CONTROL TERMINATION DEPARTMENT TO PICK UP YOUR BODY. 192 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,719 NOT UNTIL 1:00, YOU DON'T. 193 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,721 MR. SMART, 194 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,556 DON'T BE SELFISH. 195 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,858 PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY ENTIRE DAY. 196 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,626 NOW CAN'T I HAVE THE BODY A LITTLE EARLIER? 197 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,563 NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BODY A LITTLE EARLIER. 198 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,932 I'D LIKE TO USE IT TO TRY AND FIND MY KILLER. 199 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,935 VERY WELL. I'LL SEE YOU AT 1:00. 200 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,904 AND PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR... 201 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,540 WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING, WEAR A DARK SUIT. 202 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,497 UH, SHOES ARE OPTIONAL. 203 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,987 YOU GOT A MATCH, 99? 204 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,945 OH, HERE'S ONE, MAX. 205 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,731 99, THESE MATCHES... THAT GIRL LEFT THEM HERE. 206 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,665 - THEY'RE PEPPERMINT. - MAX, ARE YOU DELIRIOUS? 207 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,190 HERE, TRY ONE. 208 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,773 YOU'RE RIGHT. 209 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,541 AND THESE CIGARETTES ARE TUTTI-FRUTTI. 210 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,510 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS, MAX? - IT'S OUR CLUE, 99. 211 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,613 HAPPY'S HEALTH FOOD SHOP. 212 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,317 GOOD AFTERNOON. 213 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,019 THE ROAD TO BETTER HEALTH 214 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,920 IS A HEALTHY DIET. 215 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:28,757 99, THAT'S THE SAME THING THE GIRL SAID TO ME. 216 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,326 IS ONE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS A GIRL? 217 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,295 SOMETIMES. 218 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:36,698 - DESCRIBE HER, MAX. - I REALLY DIDN'T PAY THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO HER, 99. 219 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,035 LET'S SEE. SHE WAS ABOUT 5'6", 220 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,403 SOFT BLONDE HAIR, 221 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,873 38-23-36 MEASUREMENTS, 222 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,276 DEEP BLUE EYES AND DELICIOUS LIPS. 223 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:51,913 - MAX, SHE TRIED TO POISON YOU! - WELL, IT'S NOT ALL GRAVY, YOU KNOW? 224 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,016 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS? 225 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,343 OH, IT'S CERTAINLY NOT POISON, SIR. 226 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:03,559 IT... IT'S ORGANICALLY GROWN PEPPERMINT. 227 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,903 - YES, BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW... - MAX, LOOK! 228 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,799 DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT THE GIRL TOLD YOU 229 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,335 THAT THE POISON WAS WITH THE COMPLIMENTS OF A MR. HERCULES? 230 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:17,206 OF COURSE... HERCULES GYM. 231 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:20,642 LISTEN, CAN YOU TELL US HOW WE CAN GET TO 718 BEACON STREET? 232 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,612 IT'S... 233 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,714 A PRETTY FAR TRIP. 234 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:29,718 YOU... YOU GO DOWN 14th HERE... 235 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:33,277 AND TURN LEFT ON CLARK STREET. 236 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,781 AND THEN YOU WANT TO GO FURTHER TO THE... 237 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,097 WATCH THE CROSSROADS. 238 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:45,000 FORGET IT! I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU FINISH! 239 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,091 COME ON, 99. 240 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,313 HOW'S THE FORMULA FOR THE ANTIDOTE GOING, DR. STEELE? 241 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,448 - Dr. Steele: MM... - LOOKS PRETTY HOPELESS, 242 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,718 - BUT SHE'S STILL WORKING ON IT. - IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? 243 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,820 - CAN YOU DANCE? - I DON'T THINK SO. 244 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,722 THEN FORGET IT. 245 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,390 - CHIEF? - WHAT? 246 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,992 IT'S A MIRACLE! I FOUND THE ANTIDOTE! 247 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,928 - ARE YOU SURE? - I'M POSITIVE. 248 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,598 - I'LL HAVE IT READY FOR YOU IN A FEW MINUTES. - GREAT WORK, DR. STEELE. 249 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,267 - NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND MAX. - IS THERE TIME? 250 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,603 WE STILL HAVE 25 MINUTES. HIS HOMING DEVICE! 251 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,804 WE'LL ZERO IN ON HIM BY TRIANGULATION. 252 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,073 - LARRABEE, TURN ON THE LOCATOR. - RIGHT, CHIEF. 253 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,943 - Man on P.A.: Onstage for rehearsal, Miss Steele. - THANK YOU, STEELE. 254 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,479 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT THIS MEANS TO CONTROL. YOU... YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 255 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,849 I'M GRATEFUL. DR. STEELE, THE ANTIDOTE?! 256 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,851 - OH, IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE TABLE. - OH. 257 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,355 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES. 258 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,393 THERE IT IS! 259 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,328 SOUTHWEST CORNER OF Z STREET AND 15th. 260 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,731 COME ON. HOLD IT! THAT'S THIS BUILDING. 261 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:52,055 - HE'S HERE! - IT'S PINPOINTED RIGHT IN THIS ROOM. 262 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,508 WHAT A TIME FOR HIM TO FORGET HIS COAT! 263 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,032 WAIT A MINUTE. HIS SHOE PHONE. 264 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,916 Female voice: I'm sorry, the number you are calling 265 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,218 has been disconnected. The subscriber is deceased. 266 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,376 - BUT... - This is a recording. 267 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,458 WHAT'S WRONG, CHIEF? 268 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,494 THE LINE'S DEAD. 269 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,497 AND IF I CAN'T FIND MAX IN EXACTLY 23 MINUTES, 270 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,454 HE'LL BE DEAD TOO. 271 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,375 OH, GOOD MORNING. MAY I HELP YOU? 272 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,210 YES. WELL, WE'D JUST LIKE TO LOOK AROUND. 273 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,979 YES, SIR. ARE YOU A MEMBER? 274 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:41,016 - NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M NOT. - TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. 275 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,819 YES. WELL, SO FAR, IT'S BEEN JUST ABOUT AVERAGE. 276 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:47,156 BECAUSE TODAY ONLY, YOU CAN BUY A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP... 277 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,392 USUALLY A $695 VALUE... 278 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,760 FOR ONLY $500. 279 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,997 THAT'S ALMOST $200 OFF. THAT'S QUITE A SAVING, 99. 280 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,300 - I THINK I MIGHT JUST... - MAX, YOU HAVE NO TIME. 281 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:58,968 OH, RIGHT. 282 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,270 HOW MUCH WILL IT COST TO JOIN FOR 17 MINUTES? 283 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,672 OH, WE DON'T NEED ANY MONEY DOWN, SIR. 284 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,608 WE'LL BILL YOU LATER. JUST SIGN HERE. 285 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,878 YES. WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'D LIKE TO TAKE OUT A MEMBERSHIP 286 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,214 FOR THIS YOUNG LADY. YOU CAN JUST BILL ME 287 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,772 ANYTIME AFTER TONIGHT. 288 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,336 YOU CHECK THAT DOOR, I'LL CHECK THIS ONE. 289 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,974 OH, PARDON ME. 290 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,942 ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU'D BETTER CHECK THIS ONE 291 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,200 AND I'LL CHECK THAT ONE. 292 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,916 MR. SMART. 293 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:51,186 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE HEALTH-FOOD LUCRECIA BORGIA. 294 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,689 - PLEASE RAISE YOUR HANDS, MR. SMART. - AND WHAT IF I DON'T? 295 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,958 - I WILL SHOOT YOU. - BIG DEAL. 296 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,194 I'M AFRAID THAT DOESN'T WORRY ME ANYMORE. YOU SEE, I'M ALREADY DEAD. 297 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,418 KILLING ME COULD BECOME A VERY BAD HABIT WITH YOU. 298 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,689 THERE'S NOBODY... 299 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,771 99, THIS IS THE GIRL I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT... 300 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,407 THE GIRL WHO POISONED ME. JANET, 99;99, JANET. 301 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,177 MR. SMART, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE, 302 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,446 BUT I AM SURE YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT HERS. 303 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,404 NOW, BOTH YOUR GUNS, PLEASE. 304 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,677 NOW MOVE THIS WAY. 305 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,359 HOLD IT. YOU GO IN THERE. 306 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,317 YOU, IN THERE; 307 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,200 YOU, CONTINUE DOWN THE HALL. 308 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,236 GO. 309 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,060 THROUGH THE DOOR, MR. SMART. 310 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,484 GENTLEMEN, THIS FIGHT WILL HAVE TO BE SHORT. 311 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,552 I HAVE LESS THAN 10 MINUTES. 312 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,610 AND I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. 313 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,293 SIT DOWN, MR. SMART. YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. 314 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,528 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 315 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,331 WELL, YOU'D CERTAINLY NEVER KNOW IT 316 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,333 FROM THE RECEPTION I JUST GOT. 317 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,435 MERELY A SMALL DELAYING ACTION. 318 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,271 I WANTED YOU TO ARRIVE PRECISELY AT THIS MOMENT 319 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,540 SO I CAN PERSONALLY WATCH MY POISON TAKE EFFECT. 320 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,676 WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF A NUT 321 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,445 THAT LIKES TO SEE PEOPLE DIE? 322 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,914 YES, IT'S SUCH A MARVELOUS CONTRAST 323 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,272 TO MY OWN SPLENDID HEALTH. 324 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,621 YOU HAVE JUST THREE MINUTES, MR. SMART. 325 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,556 WILL YOU JOIN ME IN A LAST DRINK? 326 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,292 MOST CERTAINLY NOT. THAT'S AGAINST REGULATIONS. 327 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,361 I HAPPEN TO BE WORKING ON A CASE. 328 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,564 NOT EVEN THE ANTIDOTE THAT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE? 329 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,534 UH, YES. WELL, UH, COME TO THINK ABOUT IT, 330 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,569 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE JUST A LITTLE NIP. 331 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,239 NOT SO FAST, MR. SMART. 332 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,442 I WANT THE KEY TO CONTROL'S NEW SECRET CODE. 333 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,578 GIVE ME THAT AND THE ANTIDOTE IS YOURS. 334 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,048 - FORGET IT. - YOU HAVEN'T MUCH TIME, MR. SMART. 335 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,150 RIGHT NOW, YOUR VISION IS BLURRING, 336 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,818 AND YOU'RE BECOMING UNCOORDINATED. 337 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,443 OH, REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 338 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,518 THE INFORMATION? 339 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,854 HAND ME THAT PAD. 340 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,534 FINE, MR. SMART, NOW DRINK UP. 341 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,920 MR. SMART, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN OF HONOR. 342 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,922 THIS IS THE KEY TO YOUR OLD CODE. 343 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:17,026 THAT'S RIGHT, MR. HERCULES, CONTROL PROCEDURE #3. 344 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,094 I HAVE SWALLOWED THE ANTIDOTE 345 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:22,786 AND YOU HAVE PHONY INFORMATION. 346 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,258 THE GAME OF ESPIONAGE IS SUCH FUN, ISN'T IT? 347 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,372 WHILE YOU GAVE ME PHONY INFORMATION, 348 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,196 I GAVE YOU A PHONY ANTIDOTE. 349 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,611 YOU'VE BEEN READING THE CONTROL HANDBOOK. 350 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,180 YOU'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME. 351 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,416 PLAY FAIR WITH ME AND I'LL PLAY FAIR WITH YOU. 352 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,954 HERE'S THE REAL ANTIDOTE. YOU HAVE EXACTLY... 353 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:49,858 ONE MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS LEFT. 354 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,595 - WELL? - WELL, THAT'S A TOUGH DECISION TO MAKE. 355 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,198 COULD WE HAVE THAT DRINK NOW? 356 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,367 WELL, CERTAINLY. 357 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,636 WHAT WILL IT BE... 358 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,528 CARROT JUICE, ONION JUICE OR FARKLEBERRY JUICE? 359 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,909 FARKLEBERRY JUICE?! 360 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,178 FROM THE BARK OF THE FARKLEBERRY TREE. 361 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,313 OH, YES. WELL, THAT WILL BE FINE... 362 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,315 I'LL HAVE FARKLEBERRY JUICE. 363 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,040 GOOD. 364 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:22,045 I'M A CARROT-JUICE MAN, MYSELF. 365 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,265 I WONDER IF I COULD HAVE MY FARKLEBERRY JUICE ON THE ROCKS. 366 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,222 OF COURSE. 367 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,407 CHEERS. 368 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,277 AHH... 369 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,725 HERE'S YOUR CHASER, MR. SMART. 370 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,627 YOU HAVE EXACTLY 45 SECONDS 371 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,631 TO GET THE BITTER TASTE OF DEATH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 372 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,967 WELL, THAT'S 15 SECONDS MORE THAN YOU HAVE, MR. HERCULES. 373 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,636 - WHAT? - THAT'S RIGHT. 374 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,571 I PUT THE SAME POISON IN YOUR DRINK... 375 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,495 ONLY IT KILLS IN 30 SECONDS. 376 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,638 HELP! HELP ME OUT. 377 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,940 SOMEBODY LET ME OUT! 378 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,164 STAND BACK, 99! STAND BACK. 379 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,046 - WHAT HAPPENED? - I WAS LOCKED IN THERE 380 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,582 - BY THE GIRL WHO POISONED MAX. - DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WENT? 381 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,184 - SHE MUST BE SOMEWHERE IN THE BUILDING. - WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE? 382 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,020 SHE HAS BLONDE HAIR AND SHE'S WEARING A CANDY-STRIPED DRESS. 383 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,956 LARRY, GO FIND HER. WHERE'S MAX? 384 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,700 - I DON'T KNOW, CHIEF. - LET'S LOOK IN THE GYMNASIUM. 385 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,054 IT'S TOO LATE, CHIEF! HE IS DEAD! 386 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,743 CHIEF. - HUH? 387 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,478 WHAT DID HE SAY, CHIEF? 388 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,302 - HE SAID WOULD I GET MY KNEE OFF HIS CHEST? - ALL RIGHT. 389 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,284 CHIEF, WHAT HAPPENED? DID I DIE? 390 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,987 NO, MAX, IT'S ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ALIVE! 391 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,889 DR. STEELE DISCOVERED THE ANTIDOTE, MAX. 392 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,658 IT CAME TO HER DURING THE FINALE. YOU OWE HER YOUR LIFE. 393 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:39,128 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO THINK OF A WAY TO REPAY HER, CHIEF. 394 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:41,764 MAYBE A NEW CANE OR A TEST TUBE... WHAT DO YOU THINK? 395 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,267 YOU CAN START BY PAYING HER BILL. 396 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,324 WHAT BILL? 397 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:51,039 $48?! FOR WHAT?! 398 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,974 FOR YOUR LIFE, MAX. 399 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,177 BUT SHE WORKS FOR CONTROL. 400 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:58,046 SHE DEVELOPED THIS ON HER OWN TIME, MAX. 401 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,283 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF. 402 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:04,319 I'M NOT PAYING THIS BILL! $48? THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION! 403 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:07,289 FORGET ABOUT IT! I WOULDN'T PAY IT IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! 404 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:10,459 IT DOES, MAX. YOU HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER DOSE OF THIS TOMORROW 405 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,061 AND SHE HAS TO GIVE IT TO YOU IF YOU'RE TO COMPLETE YOUR CURE. 406 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,330 99, 407 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:18,255 DO YOU HAVE $48 YOU COULD LET ME HAVE UNTIL PAYDAY? 31216

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