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MAX? MAX?
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- MAX, WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M RIGHT OVER HERE, 99.
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OH. OH, MAX, THIS IS CREEPY.
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I DON'T THINK I LIKE LONDON.
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- YOU'RE JUST
DEPRESSED, 99.
- DEPRESSED?
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YES, A FOGGY DAY IN LONDON TOWN
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HAS YOU LOW AND IT HAS YOU DOWN.
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STILL, I'D FEEL
BETTER IF I COULD SEE.
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YES. WELL, OUR FIRST ORDER IS
TO GO TO THE LONDON PALLADIUM.
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NOW IF WE CAN JUST FIND SOMEONE
WHO CAN TELL US WHERE IT IS.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON,
SIR, BUT CAN YOU TELL ME
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HOW I CAN GET TO THE
LONDON PALLADIUM?
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LONDON PALLADIUM? CERTAINLY.
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NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY:
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YOU GO TWO BLOCKS
TO CHELSEA PLACE,
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THEN LEFT TO AMBLEY LANE,
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SHARP RIGHT, THREE BLOCKS TILL
YOU COME TO A CHEMIST'S SHOP.
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THEN YOU TURN
RIGHT FOR TWO BLOCKS
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TILL YOU COME TO
LEICESTER SQUARE,
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RIGHT TWO BLOCKS
MORE AND THERE IT IS...
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THE PALLADIUM.
HAVE YOU GOT THAT?
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- NOT ALL OF IT.
- YEAH? WHICH PART
DIDN'T YOU GET?
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THE PART AFTER "NOW,
LISTEN CAREFULLY."
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OH.
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- WHAT'S THE TROUBLE HERE?
- THE GENTLEMAN IS LOST.
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- HE'S LOOKING
FOR THE PALLADIUM.
- PALLADIUM?
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THAT'S ONLY TWO BLOCKS
EAST OF SCOTLAND YARD.
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OH, SPLENDID. NOW, HOW DO
WE GET TO SCOTLAND YARD?
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WELL, YOU...
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EXCUSE ME, SIR, HOW DO
YOU FIND SCOTLAND YARD?
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I BEG YOUR PARDON, MA'AM,
HOW DO YOU FIND SCOTLAND YARD?
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I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT WE JUST
ARRIVED FROM THE UNITED STATES.
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LISTEN, I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT.
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WHY DON'T WE GO AND
LOOK FOR IT AND IF WE FIND IT,
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WE'LL SEND SOMEONE BACK FOR YOU?
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AWFULLY NICE OF YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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- ISN'T IT A LOVELY
EVENING?
- LOVELY.
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MAX, WE'VE GOTTA GET ORGANIZED.
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- OPEN THE SEALED ORDERS.
- RIGHT, 99.
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- WHAT DOES IT SAY, MAX?
- "DEAR MAX AND 99,
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WELCOME TO LONDON."
THAT WAS NICE OF THE CHIEF.
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"YOU ARE TO CONTACT AGENT
37 AT THE LONDON PALLADIUM.
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HE WILL HAVE INSTRUCTIONS
ON HOW YOU CAN LOCATE
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AND CAPTURE AN AMERICAN
GANGSTER KNOWN AS 'THE SCAR"
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ALTHOUGH THE SCAR HAS
NEVER BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED,
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HE CAN BE EASILY RECOGNIZED
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BY THE UGLY FOUR-INCH
SCAR ON HIS LEFT CHEEK."
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- THE UGLY WHAT?
- FOUR-INCH SCAR ON HIS
LEFT CHEEK, 99...
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LIKE THE ONE ON THAT
FELLOW OVER THERE.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR ME
AND I'M LOOKIN' FOR YOU.
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EH. NOW WAIT A MINUTE, SCAR.
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CAN'T WE TALK THIS OVER?
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MAX, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
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I'M SURPRISED HE
FELL FOR IT, 99...
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THE OLD GUN-IN-THE-
FLASHLIGHT TRICK.
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WHAT'S THAT, MAX?
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"GREEN PARK, THE
BOATHOUSE, TUESDAY."
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- WHAT COULD THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW, 99.
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LET'S LOOK AT THE
REST OF OUR ORDERS.
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"AFTER TAKING CARE OF THE SCAR,
PROCEED TO THE CRASHING BOAR PUB
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WHERE THE BARMAID WILL
DIRECT YOU TO BRITISH CONTROL."
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WELL, HOW DO WE FIND
THE CRASHING BOAR PUB?
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I DON'T KNOW, 99, BUT
WE'LL DO A LOT BETTER
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ONCE WE GET OUT
OF THIS HOTEL ROOM.
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HOW WILL THE
BARMAID KNOW US, MAX?
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IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE, 99...
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THERE'S A PASSWORD.
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WATCH.
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WHAT WILL IT BE, LOVE?
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"NEVER BEFORE IN THE HISTORY
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OF HUMAN ENDEAVOR HAVE SO MANY
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GIVEN SO MUCH TO SO FEW."
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OH, YOU WANT TO GET
TO BRITISH CONTROL, EH?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
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MAX AND 99, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
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MY BRITISH COUNTERPART,
COMMANDER HATHAWAY.
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- HOW DO YOU DO?
- HOW DO YOU DO?
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- THIS IS MY SECRETARY,
MISS VAN CLEEF.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
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THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW, VAN CLEEF.
PLEASE SEE THAT WE ARE NOT DISTURBED.
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- VERY GOOD, SIR.
- PLEASE BE SEATED.
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MY SOURCES TELL ME THE
SCAR IS NO LONGER WITH US.
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YES, THAT'S CORRECT.
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HE MADE THE FATAL
MISTAKE OF PULLING A GUN
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ON THE FASTEST
FLASHLIGHT IN LONDON.
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- YOU FEEL UP TO
ANOTHER ASSIGNMENT, MAX?
- ARE YOU KIDDING, CHIEF?
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- YOU KNOW I'LL
DO ANYTHING.
- GOOD.
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THEN YOU'LL REPLACE THE SCAR AND
INFILTRATE A GANG OF CRIMINAL CUTTHROATS.
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UH, BEFORE WE CONTINUE,
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WE HAVE A SECURITY PROBLEM HERE.
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ALLOW ME TO LOWER
THE UMBRELLA OF SILENCE.
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THE UMBRELLA OF SILENCE?!
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ENGLAND, OLD BOY.
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NOW THEN, MAX...
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NOW, MAX, SEVERAL YEARS AGO
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A RING OF SUPERTHIEVES
CALLED THE SCORPION GANG
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BAFFLED BRITISH AUTHORITIES
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WITH THEIR DARING AND
BRILLIANT ROBBERIES.
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EACH MEMBER OF THE GANG
WORE A SCORPION'S TATTOO.
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EACH ONE WAS A SPECIALIST...
ONE A CAT BURGLAR,
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ONE A WEAPONS SPECIALIST,
ONE AN EXPLOSIVES EXPERT,
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ONE A DRIVER AND THEIR LEADER,
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A CRIMINAL GENIUS
KNOWN AS "THE DUTCHMAN."
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THREE YEARS AGO
WE FINALLY CAPTURED
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THE ENTIRE GANG
AND IMPRISONED THEM.
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Chief: TWO WEEKS AGO THE
SCORPION GANG BROKE JAIL
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AND THEY'RE HERE IN LONDON
PLANNING SOME SPECTACULAR ROBBERY.
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WELL, HOW DID THE SCAR
TIE IN WITH THE GANG, CHIEF?
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THEIR EXPLOSIVES EXPERT
WAS KILLED IN THE JAILBREAK.
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THE SCAR WAS BROUGHT
IN TO REPLACE HIM.
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HE WAS BROUGHT IN
FROM THE UNITED STATES.
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SO NO ONE IN THE
GANG EVER SAW HIM.
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AND SINCE MAX HAS HAD
DEMOLITION EXPERIENCE,
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HE'S THE LOGICAL ONE TO REPLACE
THE SCAR AND JOIN THE GANG.
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BUT IF YOU KNOW
WHERE THE GANG IS,
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST ARREST THEM?
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BECAUSE WE'RE
AFTER A BIGGER FISH...
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THE ONE IN CHARGE
OF THE ENTIRE GANG,
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THE ONE WHO CONTROLS
THE OPERATION... X.
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AND THERE'S ONLY ONE
MAN WHO CAN GET X.
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- WHO?
- YOU.
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- I?
- YOU.
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WHICH MEANS YOU'RE
ELECTED, MR. SMART.
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IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
IF THE GANG FINDS YOU OUT,
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IT WILL SURELY MEAN A
SWIFT AND PAINFUL DEATH.
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- ANY QUESTIONS?
- JUST ONE, COMMANDER.
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HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
THE ADVANTAGES OF SNUFF?
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THE SCORPION GANG WILL
RECOGNIZE YOU BY THE SCAR
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ON YOUR LEFT CHEEK, MAX.
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BUT THE SCAR IS ON
MY RIGHT CHEEK, CHIEF.
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YOU'RE LOOKING
IN THE MIRROR, MAX.
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OH.
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THIS IS THE SCAR'S
EXPLOSIVES KIT.
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YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH
ALL THIS, OF COURSE?
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WELL, YES, BUT I HOPE
I DON'T HAVE TO USE IT.
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WE HOPE NOT. YOU SHOULD MEET X
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BEFORE THE ROBBERY.
IF NOT, MAKE SURE
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YOU CONTACT ME
PERSONALLY FOR INSTRUCTIONS.
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HERE'S MY OFFICE NUMBER.
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- GOOD LUCK.
- NOW REMEMBER, MAX...
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IF YOU FORGET WHO
YOU ARE FOR AN INSTANT,
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THEY'LL KNOW YOU'RE AN
IMPOSTOR AND YOU'LL BE DEAD.
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- RIGHT, CHIEF.
- COME ON, SCAR.
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- THAT'S YOU, MAX.
- HUH?
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- THAT'S YOU.
- OH.
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RIGHT, CHIEF.
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YOU'LL MEET WITH THE
SCORPION GANG IN THE BOATHOUSE
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AT GREEN PARK.
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ONCE YOU JOIN THEM,
YOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH US
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WILL BE THROUGH 99,
AND SHE'S IN DISGUISE.
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I GOT YOU, CHIEF. DON'T WORRY,
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I CAN SEE THROUGH ANY DISGUISE
THAT 99 MIGHT BE WEARING.
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HOW ABOUT YOU, CHIEF?
HOW DO FIT IN THIS CAPER?
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I'VE GOT MY OWN JOB, MAX.
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WE THINK THERE'S A KAOS
AGENT IN BRITISH CONTROL
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AND MY SECRET MISSION
IS TO FERRET HIM OUT.
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GOOD LUCK, CHIEF.
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HOW ABOUT A DAISY, GOVERNOR?
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- GET LOST, LADY.
- MAX, TAKE IT,
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IT'S YOUR DAISY PHONE.
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OH, THAT'S NO LADY, THAT'S 99.
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GREAT DISGUISE, 99.
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YOU REALLY HAD THE CHIEF
GOING THERE FOR A WHILE.
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- Man: YEAH?
- YOU ADVERTISED
FOR A COOK?
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WHAT IS YOUR SPECIALTY?
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- SOUP.
- YOU ARE THE SCAR.
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DUTCHMAN.
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YOU ARE LATE, HERR SCAR.
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I WILL MAKE THE
INTRODUCTIONS BRIEF.
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FIRST, LE MANS,
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THE FRENCHMAN,
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THE MOST DARING
DRIVER ON THE CONTINENT,
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AND MASTER OF THE GARROTE.
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NEXT, EL GATO...
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DARING CAT BURGLAR
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AND ALARM SPECIALIST.
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A LOYAL FRIEND, BUT
A FORMIDABLE FOE.
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AND FINALLY, THE DREADED TURK...
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SKILLED WITH MANY WEAPONS
AND DEADLY WITH THEM ALL.
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HI.
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HERE IS THE LAYOUT OF THE JOB.
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MEMORIZE EVERY DETAIL.
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LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING, HERR SCAR?
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WHERE I COME FROM, DUTCHMAN,
WE ALWAYS HAVE A LITTLE DRINK
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TO CELEBRATE THE
CLOSING OF A DEAL.
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THERE IS A CORKSCREW OVER THERE.
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THE CORKSCREW? WHAT FOR?
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WELL, HERE'S TO THE JOB.
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BY THE WAY, WHAT IS THE JOB?
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THE ROYAL JEWELS.
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HERE'S TO THE ROYAL JEWELS.
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WE STRIKE TONIGHT.
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WE STRIKE TONIGHT?
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WE MUST ALL BE AT OUR BEST
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IF X'S PLAN IS TO WORK.
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TELL ME, DUTCHMAN, WHEN
DO WE GET TO MEET MR. X?
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NOT UNTIL THE JOB IS COMPLETED.
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I SEE.
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SO WE DON'T GET TO MEET X
UNTIL AFTER THE JOB IS OVER.
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BY THE WAY, DUTCHMAN, WHO IS X?
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WHY?
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GIVE ME YOUR COMPLETE ATTENTION.
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- OPERATOR, OPERATOR!
- Operator: I'm sorry,
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your number is out of order.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
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THE TIME IS NOW EXACTLY 4:30.
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IN FIVE MINUTES
WE LEAVE BY BOAT,
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- CROSS THE LAKE TO THE CAR.
- I DRIVE US TO THE PALACE,
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- AND PARK OUTSIDE
THE CHEMIST'S SHOP.
- DRIVING TIME?
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- 44 MINUTES
AND 27 SECONDS.
- GOOD.
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5:29... THE PALACE CLOSES
TO THE PUBLIC AT 5:30.
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WE GIVE THEM FIVE MINUTES
TO CLEAR THE PALACE
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AND LOCK THE JEWELS IN
THE VAULT, THEN MOVE...
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TO THIS SPOT BENEATH
THE JEWEL ROOM.
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I TAKE CARE OF
THE SENTRY... HERE.
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Dutchman: CORRECT,
BUT REMEMBER...
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NO... NO VIOLENCE...
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UNLESS NECESSARY.
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I HAVE EXACTLY SEVEN
MINUTES TO GAIN ENTRY,
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BREACH THE ALARMS
AND ADMIT THE OTHERS
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BEFORE THE SENTRY
MAKES HIS SECOND ROUND.
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- GUARD POSITIONS?
- BELOW.
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- ABOVE.
- INSIDE.
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WHICH BRINGS US TO THIS...
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THE VAULT, HERR SCAR.
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CONSIDERED TO BE IMPENETRABLE,
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00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,249
SEVERAL INCHES OF
THE BEST BRITISH STEEL.
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00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,351
YOU HAVE LESS THAN 30 MINUTES
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00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,353
BEFORE THE CHANGING
OF THE GUARD.
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00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:01,980
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE
TO CRACK THE TIME LOCK?
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00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,983
WITH THIS.
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00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,353
NITRO?
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00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:17,206
YOU ARE A COOL ONE, HERR SCAR.
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LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
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IT IS TIME. 4:35...
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SYNCHRONIZE NOW.
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LET'S GO.
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CAST OFF!
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LET'S GO.
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00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,473
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
CHECK OUR WATCHES.
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- 5:33.
- 6:00.
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00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,689
- 9:45.
- 8:15.
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00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,380
PERFECT. WE'RE RIGHT
ON SCHEDULE. LET'S GO.
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PST, PST, PST.
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COMMANDER HATHAWAY'S OFFICE.
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00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,511
NO, HE'S NOT HERE.
248
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,613
THIS IS VAN CLEEF,
HIS ASSISTANT.
249
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,283
THIS IS MAXWELL
SMART, SECRET AGENT 86.
250
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,386
- WHO?
- You know, the fellow whojoined the Scorpion Gang
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00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,322
DISGUISED AS THE SCAR.
NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY,
252
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:10,392
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
ROBBING THE ROYAL JEWELS.
253
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,594
I DON'T KNOW WHO X IS,
THE DUTCHMAN IS GONE
254
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,097
AND I CAN'T STALL MUCH
LONGER. WHAT'LL I DO?
255
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,433
Proceed with the robbery. We
have you under surveillance.
256
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:22,203
WE'LL CLOSE IN AS SOON AS YOU
RENDEZVOUS WITH THE DUTCHMAN AND X.
257
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,747
RIGHT.
258
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,965
DROP IT.
259
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,765
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- THE CONCUSSION
FROM THE EXPLOSION.
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00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,022
FORGET HIM. GET THE JEWELS.
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00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,579
SO MY OLD FRIENDS
262
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,871
EL GATO AND LE MANS ARE NO MORE.
263
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,086
FORTUNES OF WAR, DUTCHMAN.
264
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,955
BESIDES, THAT MAKES
A BIGGER SPLIT FOR US.
265
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,558
THAT'S RIGHT. I
WANT MY SHARE NOW.
266
00:21:56,582 --> 00:22:01,018
OF COURSE, MY FRIEND.
HERE IS YOUR SHARE.
267
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,504
EH, YOU CAN HAVE
MY SHARE, DUTCHMAN.
268
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:11,173
I'M SURE X WOULD
WANT IT THAT WAY.
269
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,042
YOU'RE WRONG, MR. SMART.
270
00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,332
X WANTS IT ALL.
271
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,183
AND NOW YOU, MR. SMART.
272
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,851
EH, I'LL SKIP MY TURN.
273
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,757
CHIEF, HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT VAN CLEEF WAS X?
274
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,893
WE DIDN'T KNOW, MAX.
THE CHIEF THOUGHT
275
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,128
SHE WAS THE KAOS AGENT
AND WE FOLLOWED HER HERE.
276
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,230
I SEE... THEN AS X,
277
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,232
VAN CLEEF USED HER
POSITION AT CONTROL
278
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,468
TO ENGINEER THE JAILBREAK
AND PLAN THE ROBBERY.
279
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,603
BUT AS A DOUBLE AGENT SHE
HAD TO KILL THE DUTCHMAN
280
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,939
IN ORDER TO GET
THE JEWELS FOR KAOS.
281
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:47,276
- YES, IT'S ALL VERY SIMPLE
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.
- WHAT'S THAT?
282
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,367
WHY DOES COMMANDER HATHAWAY
HAVE HIS ARM AROUND VAN CLEEF?
283
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,924
MR. HATHAWAY IS THE REAL X
284
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:05,060
AND THE KAOS AGENT TOO.
285
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,496
TUT-TUT, MY LOVE,
WHERE IS YOUR GRATITUDE?
286
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,299
AFTER ALL, MR. SMART DID
BRING US THESE PRETTY JEWELS.
287
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:14,035
NOW IF YOU'LL JUST NIP OVER
AND RELIEVE THEM OF THEIR GUNS,
288
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,071
I'LL TRY TO GET THIS
NASTY BUSINESS OVER WITH
289
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,295
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
290
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:25,481
I HAVE A KNIFE IN
MY BACK POCKET.
291
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,149
NO, YOU DON'T.
292
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,351
YOU CERTAINLY DON'T INTEND
TO SHOOT US, COMMANDER?
293
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,386
OH, BUT I MUST, MY DEAR...
294
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,722
TO COMPLETE THE PERFECT CRIME.
295
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,325
THAT WAY, KAOS GETS
THE ROYAL JEWELS,
296
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:39,094
I GET CREDIT FOR DESTROYING
THE SCORPION GANG,
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00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,029
MY COVER REMAINS SECURE,
298
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:45,066
AND AMERICAN CONTROL GETS A BLACK
EYE FOR YOUR INVOLVEMENT IN THE ROBBERY.
299
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,402
ONLY ONE QUESTION REMAINS...
300
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,593
WHO GOES FIRST?
301
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,708
YOU HAVEN'T VOLUNTEERED
FOR ANYTHING LATELY, CHIEF.
302
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,344
- MAX, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?!
- JUST THIS, 99...
303
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,846
DON'T MOVE, HATHAWAY, OR I'LL
BLOW US ALL TO KINGDOM COME.
304
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:01,705
- YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
- TRY ME.
305
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:07,589
- QUICK, THINKING, MAX.
- DARING MOVE, MAX.
306
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,359
NOT REALLY, 99. YOU SEE,
307
00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:12,794
THIS NITRO BOTTLE
HAPPENS TO BE EMPTY.
308
00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:14,563
MAX!
309
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,931
- DON'T TELL ME
IT'S NOT EMPTY, 99.
- IT'S NOT EMPTY!
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00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,723
I ASKED YOU NOT TO TELL ME THAT.
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