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Hey, y 'all.

I have an announcement I'd like to make.

What is it, sweetie?

I'm pregnant.

What? Oh, my God. That's so exciting.

So,

we are not.

Well, now, you listen here.

Just because somebody puts a baby inside you, don't mean they're your boyfriend.

And just because they're your boyfriend doesn't mean they love you.

You understand?

Mom, I know he's the one.

I don't know.

Yeah, I know.

What do we celebrate, huh?

Celebration of our four daughters.

Stupid Tess.

Says I'm not pregnant.

But I know I am. I'm sorry, sweetie.

Sometimes our bodies just reject these things.

You ain't gonna have any problem getting knocked up again.

Thanks so much for coming over to help me. I thought that taking astronomy to

fulfill a science requirement would be, like, really easy. Like, I'd just be

looking at the stars all day. But there's actually some really complicated

in here, and I couldn't have done it without you.

Well, um, physics and the universe kind of go hand in

hand.

Clearly they do.

In all honesty, I'm kind of glad you stuck inside.

Because it gave you a reason to actually call me.

What do you mean?

Ever since you should have seen whatever this guy's name is, I barely hear from

you anymore.

That's not true.

Yes, it is.

Okay.

Maybe it's kind of true, but, like, I'm just making fun of him.

It's so weird.

So I'm guessing things are going pretty well?

Kind of.

What do you mean?

Well, like, every time me and him are together, I feel really confident, and

we're, like, super connected, and we can't keep our hands off each other, but

then when we're apart, I get really anxious.

Anxious? What do you mean?

Well, it's like, I feel like I kind of don't know him at all.

Like, I don't know where he lives. I don't know where he came from.

And the other day, randomly, I met his sister and it was really strange.

Strange how?

Like, she just kind of appeared from nowhere.

And as soon as she got there, she was really, really uneasy.

He told me he was going through some family drama, so maybe that had

to do with it.

Well... I know you're dating him, not his entire family.

Have fun.

I'm trying.

But it's like, I don't want to, like, give him more of myself

unless he's going to give me more of him. It's like, I feel like he's holding

back.

He's actually supposed to be here in a couple minutes.

Do you want to stick around? You can meet him.

Oh, yeah. He sounds like a real catch.

No!

He's, like, super smart, really charming, and he actually has a really

Joanna, ew!

Too much information. What does that even have to do with me? You could maybe

help me get to the bottom of my mystery, man. I kind of had a plan.

Joanna, I came here and I helped you learn about atmospherical radiation.

Haven't I done enough?

Yeah, but this will be a little more fun.

What on earth is more fun than physics?

Like literally everything.

Okay, fine.

What do you want me to do?

So, every guy likes threesomes, right?

Yeah, duh.

Okay, what if I told him I wanted to have one with, like, me and you and him?

Okay, I'm down, but how's that gonna stop him from being shady?

Explain that to me.

Well, I was thinking that maybe while you're, like, you know,

making out with him and stuff, like... You'll soak his dick, like, a threesome?

No, like, while he's all distracted, you know, give me a

minute and I'll be able to go through his wallet and maybe write down his

address and find it on his ID.

Oh my god, you are insane.

No!

Okay, maybe a little bit, but I'm sure you can understand.

I mean, yeah, if you're going to do something crazy, though, you...

You have to make sure you're going to be able to pull it off.

What do you mean?

There's just no way you're going to be able to sneak into his wallet while I'm

just making out with him.

We'll have to be more clever than that.

Maybe even get a little kinky and blindfold him. Then you'll make sure

have enough time to go through all his stuff and get whatever information you

need. Oh my god, you're like really good at this.

Yeah, well, I am doing my entire thesis on physical theory.

That's where the blindfold came in.

Physical theory, like whatever goes up must come down.

That's Newton's theory, which wouldn't work here because, well, we wouldn't

it to go down.

Oh, yes, here.

Here, back.

He got me new.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Hi, Jack.

Nice to meet you.

There's lots about you, Jack.

Jack, this is my friend, Abella.

She was helping me explain the stars.

Theory of galaxies, really?

Yeah, and while we were studying the stars, we thought

that...

We came up with this idea.

Like, um, and we thought it would be fun to, um, to share.

Okay, so like textbooks or notes or... No, not exactly.

Um, we thought it would be fun to, um, to share you.

Really?

Do you think that sounds like fun?

Yeah.

That sounds like fun.

Let's play a game.

Okay. It's called Two Girls and One Dick.

It's like beer pong, except two girls and one dick.

And no beer.

Okay. And no beer. Got it.

Is it a guessing game?

Oh, yeah. I can see you, bro. It's all night.

Oh,

don't worry about that.

Oh.

You can't peek.

Okay, no peeking.

You promise

you can't see it? I can't see it, babe.

Yeah, I know.

Babe.

You can't see it.

Mmm Mmm Mmm

I'll be moving.

Kind of like both of you, am I right?

Um...

I don't know what's going on, but it sounds exciting.

I'm starting to think you really are winning at this film.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, shit.

That's another blindfold.

Watch me kiss you back.

Okay, but, like, you know, I'm still, like... Oh, my God, Joanna, you're still

virgin. Yeah.

So what? Just fucking put it in your eyes. Yeah, I know.

You're going to get a nice and wet one.

Not yet, not yet.

Saving it for Mary.

That could be.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I told you he had a big cock.

Thank you.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Look at that. Look at, like... Like we're brothers.

Yeah, you guys.

Look at him.

I just found out.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Yeah?

How does that feel?

How does that feel?

I love your voice.

Yeah, yeah, yes.

Uh -huh. You like that?

I

can't

keep hearing this voice.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

See you soon.

Mine are on top.

It'll bite down.

You're backing for it. Yes, yes, yes.

You guys really do share.

Please tell me the truth.

I thought she was so good at astronomy.

Look at your fucking face. Look at your fucking face.

Look at your fucking face. Look at your fucking face. Look at your fucking face.

That was actually... I can't even talk anymore.

I can't even talk anymore.

I'm going to be... I'm going to be... I'm going to be... I'm going to be...

Fuck, yes.

Yes, oh my god

That's right.

Do you want to take a shower?

Yeah.

You want to come?

I'm going to get ready for school here. You guys go on.

I missed you.

I got it.

What? I got the money for the abortion.

Jack.

Jack, don't even say that around me.

It's not what I want.

That's not what God wants. Nancy.

You're not having this baby.

I'm your stepbrother. I am not your boyfriend.

Look at me.

I'm not your fucking husband.

I'm not your knight in shining armor.

I'm not shit to you.

I'm just a guy who got stuck here

because my mom sucked

your dad's dick one too many times.

We can get through this.

We're a team.

We can do it.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. We are not a team. We are not a team.

We are just two pieces of shit stuck in this fucking bed and at this fucking

place and we have nothing better than to steal beer and fuck each other.

It doesn't even matter anyway.

We're going to go to the clinic tomorrow, and we are going to take care

baby that you swore to me you couldn't have in the first place.

Fine.

I'll get the stupid abortion.

Thank you.

Listen.

I'm... I'm gonna be here for you, like, the whole time.

On one condition.

What?

You make me feel pretty.

You make me come out one last time.

You take me one last fucking time.

Well, you didn't get me pregnant.

We cannot do this anymore.

Your brain says no.

But your cock says yes.

For the last time.

Ever.

Ever.

Stop being a pussy.

Yeah. I'm pregnant with our child.

Yeah, fuck me like you hate me.

Yeah, fuck you, sister.

You don't... I'm the

one for you, Jack. You know it.

Yeah. Well, you're still fucking me, isn't it?

I want you to look at yourself.

This is the last time you're ever, ever

going to feel me inside you.

Ever.

Look right in that fucking mirror.

You dirty little bitch. We're meant to be together.

You know it. Shut the fuck up.

Yes, yes, yes!

Fuck you, shut the fuck -

Hmm.

enough of this.

You're fucking good.

Oh

He's going to want you.

You love this pussy.

Admit it. Shut the fuck up.

Admit it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I love you, Jack.

I feel good. Don't you want to come with me again?

I'm going to come all over your fucking face.

Flip over.

Don't you fucking look at me.

Listen, I can explain, okay? I love you, and I just, you know... I can explain.

See, Jack is my stepbrother, and we fuck all the time, and we're

never gonna stop. He loves me.

Right, Jack?

In the words of Jean -Paul Sartre, man is condemned to be free, and once thrown

out in the world...

What the fuck does that mean?

the water.

Baby, I need this.

Baby, I need this.

I'm gonna have...