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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:36,180 Beth, hey. 2 00:00:37,285 --> 00:00:38,300 Can you let me up? 3 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:45,000 I'm locked out of my apartment and I lost my wallet and my keys and... 4 00:00:45,590 --> 00:00:46,880 No, you can't come up right now. 5 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,110 Is someone up there with you? 6 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:54,980 No. 7 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,920 Is it him? 8 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:08,830 Look, Beth, I... I'm locked out and I've had the worst night of my life and I... 9 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:13,130 If you help me, I'll leave you alone. 10 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:14,150 Okay? 11 00:01:14,151 --> 00:01:15,151 Both of you. 12 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:30,080 I feel sorry for you, Tommy. 13 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:31,880 I do. 14 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:31,010 Have you ever been lied to by someone you trusted completely? 15 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:36,790 Just had your little heart torn out and shoved down your throat? 16 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:39,270 Trust me. 17 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,280 It's not nearly as fun as it sounds. 18 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:53,540 I hate to admit it, but I was totally blindsided by the whole thing. 19 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:57,140 And I deal with the best liars in the world every day. 20 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,280 I've shorted another $100,000. 21 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,756 That's right, every sale is a good one. 22 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:01,856 Take that friend off the fucking table. 23 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,280 I mean, don't go this morning and bite your fucking eyes off. 24 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,860 Okay, talk to you later. 25 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:06,980 Leave his hours off 30%. 26 00:03:06,981 --> 00:03:07,981 Top line is flat. 27 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,600 It's not my fault you own this dodgy stuff. 28 00:03:09,601 --> 00:03:09,840 Don't worry. 29 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:10,400 Don't worry. 30 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 You're in good hands. 31 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:13,600 Half a million Johnny John to travel. 32 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:14,100 Who's in? 33 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,960 This girl is a fucking maze. 34 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:18,620 Is anybody gonna get me fucking done on the Cisco, please? 35 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,920 Make some calls for me, please. 36 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,320 Yeah, I'll... just hold for me. 37 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:22,756 Hey, you're done at $50 on the figure. 38 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:23,876 Jen will call you with the report, all right? 39 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:24,700 Did you get that $50,000? 40 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:25,780 Calling her now? 41 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,760 My whole system just crashed again. 42 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,710 Where is Iceman? 43 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:31,960 You sent him out for coffee? 44 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:34,400 Hey, Shakes, am I filling that Microsoft yet, or...? 45 00:03:34,401 --> 00:03:34,940 I'm working on it. 46 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,160 Where the fuck is my latte? 47 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,040 Probably still with Iceman. 48 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:37,320 Shakespeare. 49 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,480 It's fucking Microsoft. 50 00:03:38,565 --> 00:03:39,240 Just put it up. 51 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:39,660 Okay. 52 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,100 Bobby, stay with me, all right? 53 00:03:41,101 --> 00:03:41,900 He's working, and I'll have him done soon. 54 00:03:41,901 --> 00:03:46,980 What is the point of having an Army geek computer nerd if he is never fucking here? 55 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:51,860 Princeton diploma and three years in the Air Force, but to good use. 56 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:53,980 Thank you, Daniel. 57 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,120 That's 63 cents change. 58 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:04,810 Listen, Daniel, my computer has crashed again. 59 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:07,310 Would you mind taking a look when you get the chance? 60 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:11,610 Well, did you check and see if you just kicked out the bug again? 61 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,280 It was kind of acting up before. 62 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,380 Well, thanks, soldier. 63 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:42,301 You know, when I first started, he used to send me to McDonald's every day. 64 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,580 Double quarter pounder with cheese, whole of the pickles. 65 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:47,461 Doesn't really bother me that much. 66 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:50,660 You won't be here in a year if you keep on serving coffee to that prick. 67 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:57,240 Well, I like working with computers, but to be honest, the stuff that I'm doing 68 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,600 here, I'd rather do what you do at some point. 69 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:05,600 This is the saddest story I have ever heard. 70 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:09,980 Thus begins the classic novel, The Good Soldier, and one of the most 71 00:05:10,130 --> 00:05:12,380 memorable first lines in modern fiction. 72 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:17,560 Well, that sounds about as fun as date rape. 73 00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:18,020 No kidding. 74 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,220 I vote for Lolita. 75 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:21,760 Then it's sex with minors by a landslide. 76 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,670 Can we read The Good Soldier next, though? 77 00:05:23,870 --> 00:05:25,416 Can't we read something with a happy ending? 78 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,140 This is New York City. 79 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,756 The only happy endings are in Chinatown. 80 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:28,780 No offense. 81 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:29,540 None taken. 82 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,040 I'm Korean. 83 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,100 Are you really? 84 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:32,101 No. 85 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:34,300 What's wrong with you people? 86 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:38,880 Have a good night, Tommy. 87 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:40,260 You too. 88 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:47,381 For all the excitement and glamour, life in the big city does have its downside. 89 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:50,960 I mean, if you thought Wall Street was full of 90 00:05:50,961 --> 00:05:53,980 bullshitters, you should try having a relationship here. 91 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:58,785 And maybe it's like this everywhere nowadays, 92 00:05:58,786 --> 00:06:01,401 but it just feels like a war zone here sometimes. 93 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,820 I know everyone has some kind of a history. 94 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:08,740 It's not like I've always been a saint. 95 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:12,920 I guess I just hope things would be different with Beth. 96 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,336 You've been dating for two months and you still haven't had sex. 97 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,820 You made Rich wait about two hours. 98 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,080 Maybe your first time with him could be in Italy. 99 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,020 You never know. 100 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,320 That would be lovely. 101 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:22,060 Cheesy. 102 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,200 What would you do if Rich left his wife? 103 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,380 Where did that come from? 104 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,460 I hope I'm not interrupting. 105 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:30,260 Oh, hey. 106 00:06:30,261 --> 00:06:33,140 No, we were just talking about shopping. 107 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:34,460 I'm sure you were. 108 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:34,820 Yeah. 109 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,320 Oh, you know Jordan. 110 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:38,520 This is Lisa, Susan, and Jill. 111 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:38,820 Hi. 112 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:39,240 Hi. 113 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,260 Nice to meet you. 114 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:41,060 Nice to meet you. 115 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,936 Would you guys like to go grab a drink with us? 116 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:43,420 My treat? 117 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:44,280 Oh, thanks. 118 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,656 But we're meeting my boyfriend Bill and some of his friends. 119 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,280 From Facebook. 120 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:47,920 Bye. 121 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,160 He's adorable. 122 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:49,840 He's hot. 123 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:50,740 If you don't do him, I will. 124 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:51,000 Okay. 125 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:51,680 Bye, Tommy. 126 00:06:51,681 --> 00:06:52,420 Nice to meet you. 127 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,160 Have fun. 128 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,760 What was she whispering to you? 129 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:57,020 Maybe I'll tell you in Italy. 130 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:03,020 Do you think it means something that we're both left-handed? 131 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,610 We'd only need one pair of scissors if we moved in together. 132 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,700 Isn't it a little early to be talking about sharing scissors? 133 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:26,240 Does it bother you that I'm not doing anything amazing with my life? 134 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:28,750 There's plenty of time for that. 135 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,180 Yeah, but I don't want to end up like my boss Cash. 136 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:32,840 You know, like almost 50. 137 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:38,120 Nothing to show for a bad marriage and an awesome set of golf clubs. 138 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:39,460 Yeah. 139 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:42,360 My boss is 42 and she's never been married or anything. 140 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,400 I don't think she's ever even been in love. 141 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,160 Have you? 142 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,340 I thought so. 143 00:07:55,455 --> 00:07:57,518 But I think that when somebody turns out to be completely 144 00:07:57,542 --> 00:07:59,745 different than what you thought, it doesn't really count. 145 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:01,260 Hmm. 146 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,200 What happened with your last girlfriend? 147 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,040 Christy. 148 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,160 Just wasn't right. 149 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,060 You want to get that? 150 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:29,180 Yeah, no. 151 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,490 Thought he stopped calling. 152 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,880 He did. 153 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:35,850 He started again. 154 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,185 We all have a past, Beth. 155 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,020 It's how you deal with it. 156 00:08:49,910 --> 00:08:52,470 I just got off the phone with the people on the Battery Park dig. 157 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,905 They uncovered an old wall that I think could 158 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:56,590 be from the original Dutch settlement here. 159 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,780 Oh, my God. 160 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:58,810 That's amazing. 161 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,236 Well, they're not going to see it that way once they realize it's going to set their 162 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:03,180 construction back a few months while we excavate. 163 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:06,990 Oh, and Beth, this could be something worth presenting in Florence. 164 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,176 What the fuck do you want me to do, Robert? 165 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:11,970 I am here for you. 166 00:09:11,971 --> 00:09:12,450 I got a hot one. 167 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:13,570 This guy's killing me. 168 00:09:13,705 --> 00:09:14,825 God, I love the mute button. 169 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,330 There are five other calls I can make here, Tommy. 170 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,510 You gotta release me. 171 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:19,670 I understand that, Bobby. 172 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:20,806 Just give me one second, okay? 173 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:20,990 Yes, sir. 174 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:22,030 Hey, Shakes. 175 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,490 This guy's a really good client. 176 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:24,766 You can't just put this up for me. 177 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,310 I don't care if he's the fucking Pope. 178 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,606 How do I know he's not going to fuck me over? 179 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:29,630 I'm hanging up, Tommy. 180 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,210 Okay, one call. 181 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:34,110 Then you can go and let every other loser on Wall Street fuck this up for you, okay? 182 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:34,570 Fine. 183 00:09:35,105 --> 00:09:38,010 But keep me on the wire and don't fucking mute me, okay? 184 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:40,710 Baker, didn't you say you had a big cellar the other day? 185 00:09:40,711 --> 00:09:41,711 Yeah, Pacific. 186 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,506 We're still in the penalty box with him. 187 00:09:43,530 --> 00:09:44,170 Okay, you know what? 188 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,230 Give him to me. 189 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,310 Page five. 190 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,366 You know you guys are still cut off, right? 191 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:53,750 Hey, this is actually Tom Fielding. 192 00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:54,991 I run the sales desk over here. 193 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:55,670 How you doing, Tom? 194 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,050 John Caldwell. 195 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,626 I was calling just to ask you a yes or no question. 196 00:09:58,650 --> 00:09:58,970 Is that all right? 197 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:00,270 Fine. 198 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,870 Are you potentially interested in trading Microsoft today? 199 00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:03,910 Yes or no? 200 00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:06,990 Potentially. 201 00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:08,170 But not with you guys. 202 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:10,066 Bobby, this is going to happen. 203 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:13,230 Now, just... Just FYI, I have a guy looking for a pretty big chunk. 204 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:14,410 Maybe half a mil. 205 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,490 Does that interest you? 206 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:16,990 Potentially. 207 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:18,090 Sure. 208 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,170 Unfortunately, John, I don't have the luxury of a lot of time here. 209 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:21,950 My guy's real. 210 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,390 He's on the phone for one call. 211 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:24,130 And that's you. 212 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:24,810 Half a mil? 213 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:26,130 On the wire. 214 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:26,670 Last print. 215 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:28,090 In or out? 216 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:31,210 Put it up. 217 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:31,790 Great. 218 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:34,650 Now, this is just me asking, would you be able to go larger? 219 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:35,490 Hey, half a mil? 220 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:36,570 Trying to go bigger? 221 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,010 Are you trying to front run me? 222 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:38,450 No. 223 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,710 You just got to trust me just a little bit, okay, John? 224 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,390 Two million. 225 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:45,890 Could go to two million here. 226 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:47,866 No, Bobby, it's not Bill Gates on the line. 227 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,370 He's a mutual fund guy just like you. 228 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,426 Well, he's got a lot more hair and he's a little better looking. 229 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:51,670 Fine. 230 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:53,250 Make it read two. 231 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:53,530 Okay. 232 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,026 Is two million your total picture? 233 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:55,350 Why? 234 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,030 Is he trying to move more? 235 00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:58,650 Come on. 236 00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:59,050 What's he saying? 237 00:10:59,090 --> 00:10:59,530 Are we done here? 238 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:00,150 Let's go. 239 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,710 Is he trying to move more? 240 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,896 All right, gentlemen, I'm on the phone with both of you right now. 241 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,320 I think this ticket reads five million and we all walk away. 242 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,340 Would that be on a clean up? 243 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:11,960 No, it wouldn't. 244 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:12,740 Why don't we head more behind that? 245 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,180 You're a genius. 246 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,740 Seriously, Bobby, is this a clean up for you? 247 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,100 No bullshit. 248 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,300 Five million? 249 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,660 I'd go home and fuck my Polish housekeeper twice. 250 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:20,180 It's a clean up, John. 251 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,340 Okay, fine. 252 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,160 Put it up. 253 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,420 But, oh, Tom? 254 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:25,410 You'll still be in the box for a week, though. 255 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:27,710 Cross of five million clean. 256 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,130 See how far a little trust can get you? 257 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,020 The Bargello and Academia are great, but skip the Afibafi. 258 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:44,080 What about those Botticellis and Michelangelo's only oil painting? 259 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,816 There's a reason he stopped after one. 260 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:46,840 It's just for tourists. 261 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:47,900 I am a tourist. 262 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:49,010 Hi. 263 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,340 Is everything okay? 264 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:54,540 Why? 265 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,220 What happened? 266 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:57,860 Funding constraints. 267 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,010 The agency cut all international travel. 268 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,240 So, what's the good news? 269 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,200 How would you like to be head of urban conservation? 270 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,040 You're quitting? 271 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:12,700 Not here. 272 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,360 In San Francisco. 273 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,740 Hey, where were you? 274 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:28,140 Oh, I couldn't find you. 275 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,820 I'm sorry, I just changed now and I'm on the way. 276 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:31,360 Are you still up? 277 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,580 It's 10 o'clock. 278 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:33,560 What happened? 279 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:36,906 You know, if I have to listen to one more hedge fund douchebag talk to me about 280 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,850 private jet timeshares, I swear to God I'm gonna shoot myself in the face. 281 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:40,120 Yeah. 282 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,260 Well, my trip got canceled today. 283 00:12:44,045 --> 00:12:45,516 Grab your stuff and meet me downstairs. 284 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:45,660 Huh? 285 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:46,980 Grab your stuff. 286 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240 Where are we going? 287 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:49,820 Don't worry about it. 288 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,720 Hi. 289 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,080 Can I step out? 290 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,420 Maybe. 291 00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:58,830 One big step up. 292 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,380 Right there. 293 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,720 I'm gonna take this off you. 294 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,261 You gotta keep your eyes closed, okay? 295 00:13:03,285 --> 00:13:04,711 Are you sure we're still in the city? 296 00:13:04,735 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah, just... just... 297 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,640 Here. 298 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:08,400 There we go. 299 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:08,860 Okay. 300 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,220 Eyes closed. 301 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:12,480 I'm keeping an eye on you. 302 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,620 Sad. 303 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:20,370 No peeking. 304 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:20,790 I'm not. 305 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:21,570 I saw that. 306 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,730 What? 307 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,170 You peek again, I'm gonna take you home. 308 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:31,350 Keep them closed. 309 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:32,550 Okay. 310 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:33,810 Almost there. 311 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:34,930 All right, turn this way. 312 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,150 Now open your eyes. 313 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,150 Oh my God. 314 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:41,610 Where are we? 315 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,300 It's as close to Tuscany as I could get in Manhattan. 316 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:46,570 Come on. 317 00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:47,150 Come on. 318 00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:47,530 This way. 319 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,750 It gets better. 320 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:51,330 Come on. 321 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,490 This is so beautiful. 322 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,480 How did you find this place? 323 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,920 You know, I gotta keep some surprises. 324 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,020 Sorry your trip got canceled. 325 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:13,900 Thank you. 326 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:17,810 One more surprise. 327 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,640 May I have this dance? 328 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:29,820 Yes. 329 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,200 Wait. 330 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,560 I think I have something. 331 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,520 I just didn't want to be one of those girls who sleeps with a lot of guys. 332 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,670 I don't want you to sleep with a lot of guys. 333 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,010 All right. 334 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:17,590 I'll do it. 335 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:20,870 Another way. 336 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:21,930 I'm sorry. 337 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,150 Yeah, Frank. 338 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,050 You are all done for the day. 339 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,370 No, thank you. 340 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,610 That is 100,000 CRM to Williams for the day. 341 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:49,710 And Shakespeare. 342 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,960 Have I ever told you how handsome you are? 343 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,960 Somebody's in a good mood today. 344 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:54,690 Tell me. 345 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:55,270 Yep. 346 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,470 Got a second? 347 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,190 So what's up? 348 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,330 I got an offer from another firm. 349 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,510 About twice what I'm making here. 350 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:26,650 I don't know what to say. 351 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,600 I mean, I'd hate to lose you, but if I go to cash with this, especially right now, 352 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,870 the way things are, you might agree to a little kiss, but a double? 353 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:36,390 No way. 354 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:37,350 I know. 355 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:38,410 I figured. 356 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:40,550 All right, look. 357 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,880 You got to do what's right for you. 358 00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:46,105 Are you thinking about taking it? 359 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:49,870 You already did. 360 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:53,390 Well, man, what can I say? 361 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:54,510 It's been a great run. 362 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,630 It's going to be tough to replace you. 363 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,540 I like that a lot. 364 00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:17,630 Listen, I got to go, okay? 365 00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,030 You know, you hang up first. 366 00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:21,820 No, you hang up. 367 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,240 Twenty-one-year-old physical therapist. 368 00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,930 Thousand bucks a month for a studio on the Upper East Side. 369 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:28,970 A home run. 370 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:29,870 Sounds like it. 371 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,050 You got to see her. 372 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,270 She's so fucking hot. 373 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,726 You should invite her to your place for the mid-year dinner. 374 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:35,750 Yeah. 375 00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:37,356 She can sit right next to my wife. 376 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,380 Can you imagine? 377 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,370 Who are you bringing, hot shot? 378 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,566 Is that Christy girl still in the picture? 379 00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:43,030 No, Beth. 380 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,490 You met her at the golf event? 381 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:44,830 Oh, yeah. 382 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:45,250 Yeah. 383 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:46,550 Let Brunette. 384 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,590 It wouldn't fuck you. 385 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:49,830 Listen, I... 386 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,120 Can I just talk to you off the desk just for a second? 387 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:53,870 So she did fuck you. 388 00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,270 How long was that? 389 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:57,940 Two months or something? 390 00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,906 Jesus, that girl is your sexual Vietnam. 391 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:00,930 Not saying a word. 392 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,220 And so you just let him walk out? 393 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,070 He's your top guy for two years. 394 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,210 He already took the job. 395 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,470 He didn't want to make a scene. 396 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,836 Well, there's going to be a big fucking scene tomorrow when 20 of our biggest 397 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,626 accounts call and no one's answering the fucking phone. 398 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:16,650 We'll hire someone else. 399 00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:17,790 That will take weeks. 400 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:21,410 Okay? 401 00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:22,610 And I fucking chewed on me talking to him. 402 00:18:22,611 --> 00:18:24,556 I could have convinced that fucking cocksucker to stay. 403 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,140 They guaranteed him $2 million a year for two years, plus upside. 404 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,420 How much are we paying him? 405 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,460 $750 this year. 406 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:30,690 A buck tops. 407 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,250 Yeah, okay, we were too low. 408 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,026 All right, Mr. Head of Sales, what's your contingency plan? 409 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,050 I'm sure you have one. 410 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:42,790 I think Daniel can step up. 411 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,180 Are you out of your fucking mind? 412 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,386 That guy couldn't sell vagina on a pirate ship. 413 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:50,930 He's smart. 414 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:51,590 He's honest. 415 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:52,670 He's too fucking honest. 416 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,370 He's a fucking retarded boy scout. 417 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,680 And that is exactly what you said about Shakespeare. 418 00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:57,070 Tommy. 419 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:57,530 Tommy. 420 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:58,310 Tommy. 421 00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:58,690 Tommy. 422 00:18:58,790 --> 00:18:59,030 Tommy. 423 00:18:59,130 --> 00:18:59,350 Tommy. 424 00:18:59,430 --> 00:18:59,630 Tommy. 425 00:18:59,631 --> 00:18:59,830 Tommy. 426 00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:00,831 Tommy. 427 00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,150 Why are guys like us good at our job? 428 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,270 Because people like us. 429 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:08,890 We take them out. 430 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:09,570 They have a good time. 431 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,076 They might even meet a real live girl. 432 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,110 Daniel is a lovely fella. 433 00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:13,915 He's as much fun as chlamydia. 434 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:16,150 I'm telling you this will work. 435 00:19:18,185 --> 00:19:21,186 Let me remind you the value we place on human capital here at Morgan Brothers. 436 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,350 Your future... I understand. 437 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:27,650 Your future depends on the depth and the quality of the team that you build. 438 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,910 Now in light of that, I'll ask you once. 439 00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,490 Is Daniel your guy? 440 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,138 I'm telling you this chick I'm banging, HR, said he was 441 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:54,430 discharged early from the Air Force and they sealed his body. 442 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:55,310 Yes! 443 00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:56,311 Hey! 444 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,490 Look, all I'm saying is we need someone to fill Baker's spot immediately. 445 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:05,010 And if we let Cash pick one of his guys, we're all gonna be watching our asses. 446 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,190 I'm just not buying this nice guy act, alright? 447 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,226 Nobody joins the military, much less Wall Street, 448 00:20:10,246 --> 00:20:12,690 without having, you know, some kind of a dark side. 449 00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:13,150 You're right. 450 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,590 Wall Street is no place for an ambitious white male. 451 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:17,050 Of questionable integrity. 452 00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:19,050 Well, I think it's gonna be great. 453 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,770 Yeah, of course you do, Stevenson. 454 00:20:20,771 --> 00:20:23,290 Finally someone on the desk that gets less ass than you. 455 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:24,590 Alright, that settles it. 456 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,290 I'm leaving my wife at the door. 457 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,390 Ten years and I'm moving in on Steve-O's couch. 458 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:30,070 I said you could have my couch. 459 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:30,950 Did you say ten years? 460 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,850 You get married when you're like twenty-four? 461 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,390 Yeah, I met her when I was twenty-two. 462 00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:35,250 I got married at twenty-four. 463 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:36,390 Christ, I'm a fuck. 464 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:38,150 You know, it's just different. 465 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,446 I'm sure I'll be there soon enough. 466 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:40,470 Yeah. 467 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:41,710 Alright, I'm late. 468 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:42,750 Hey. 469 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,354 We're doing this whole system upgrade and you 470 00:20:44,355 --> 00:20:46,971 can only reset the servers after you guys leave. 471 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,796 Plus the new software rollout. 472 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:49,820 It's taking forever. 473 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:50,610 Right, Daniel. 474 00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:53,070 You know Chris Baker is no longer with the firm, right? 475 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:54,930 Yeah, I heard. 476 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,050 That sucks. 477 00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:58,210 Yeah, it does. 478 00:20:59,685 --> 00:21:02,065 Um, we've been talking and we thought that 479 00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:04,370 you'd be the right guy to step into his spot. 480 00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:05,590 Start immediately. 481 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,210 Wow. 482 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:08,610 Yeah, wow. 483 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,010 He's got a lot of big accounts to fill. 484 00:21:11,011 --> 00:21:11,090 Don't worry. 485 00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:12,290 We'll split them up. 486 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:14,270 This is a bit of a sink or swim business, mate. 487 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:16,526 You know, opportunities like this, they don't come knocking off you. 488 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:17,550 Yeah. 489 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,561 Look, I mean, we'll all be there to help you out until you get your legs under you. 490 00:21:21,585 --> 00:21:23,226 You know, you're gonna be an old pro in no time. 491 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:23,570 Alright. 492 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:24,370 We got you. 493 00:21:24,371 --> 00:21:24,870 Thanks. 494 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:25,370 Thanks, Tommy. 495 00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:26,906 I'm gonna let you guys down. 496 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:27,330 Good. 497 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:28,030 Sorry, guys. 498 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,070 Couldn't resist. 499 00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:30,030 Here. 500 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:31,230 Don't worry about it. 501 00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:31,830 Drink it. 502 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:32,170 Love it. 503 00:21:32,171 --> 00:21:32,630 No, no. 504 00:21:32,631 --> 00:21:33,690 I fucking hate tequila. 505 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:34,090 Tommy, you know that. 506 00:21:34,091 --> 00:21:35,510 This is the good stuff. 507 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:37,650 It doesn't even taste like tequila. 508 00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:38,210 Jeez. 509 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:38,870 Here's to Daniel. 510 00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:39,170 Alright. 511 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:40,310 Come on board. 512 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:43,010 Ooh. 513 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,890 That fucking tastes like tequila. 514 00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:46,190 Tastes like honey. 515 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,670 I'm just saying that if I were black, I just want to be called black, you know? 516 00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:52,030 Sounds so cool. 517 00:21:52,170 --> 00:21:52,710 Why would you say that? 518 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,770 African American just sounds awkward and lame. 519 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,150 Why would you say that? 520 00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:58,410 Okay, I'm allowed to speculate about how I might feel. 521 00:21:58,630 --> 00:21:59,630 I'm also ethnic. 522 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:03,270 I mean, do you really ever be called African American? 523 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,290 You mean despite the fact that I am a migrant? 524 00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:06,270 Right. 525 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:06,590 Right. 526 00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:10,270 Okay, so... In England, what do they call a black man? 527 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,530 English. 528 00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:13,890 Who are you bringing to Cash's Mid-Year Dinner? 529 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:14,650 Who am I bringing? 530 00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:14,990 Yeah. 531 00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:16,130 Oh, this church is hot. 532 00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:17,706 I didn't know I was supposed to bring a taste. 533 00:22:17,730 --> 00:22:18,470 I was supposed to go. 534 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:19,546 I didn't even know I was supposed to go. 535 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:19,870 Okay. 536 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:21,330 Saturday. 537 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:22,090 Homework. 538 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:22,630 Tomorrow. 539 00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:23,410 You guys. 540 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:23,750 Me. 541 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,430 I gotta go. 542 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:25,790 A little more. 543 00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:27,530 It doesn't have to be anything special. 544 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:27,930 Ladies. 545 00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:29,110 Any chance, ladies? 546 00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:29,910 Sir, where are we going to go now? 547 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,030 Any chance. 548 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:31,890 Whatsoever. 549 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,490 I don't know, okay? 550 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,470 But it's Tuesday. 551 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:35,630 I can't stay out past 3. 552 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:38,490 Uh, 84th and 5th, please. 553 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,440 Hey. 554 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,676 How's it going with the new guy? 555 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,700 He's fine. 556 00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:48,027 Just, uh, he's one of those lost souls that kind of 557 00:22:48,028 --> 00:22:50,221 dropped off the grid for a little bit to find himself. 558 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,520 I'm not so sure it worked. 559 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,040 Why do you want to hire him, then? 560 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,420 Oh, I mean, he's smart. 561 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:56,886 He's a fucking computer genius. 562 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:59,750 I mean, maybe all those, uh, stupid army training commercials were true. 563 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,240 Hey, so you coming over? 564 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,440 I wish I could. 565 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,540 I just... 566 00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:06,250 I gotta get up early tomorrow to cover for Chris Baker. 567 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,820 I'll call you tomorrow, though. 568 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,880 I promise, okay? 569 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,000 Okay. 570 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:11,460 Night. 571 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,390 Please stop checking on me. 572 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:35,170 Have you even talked to anybody yet? 573 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,550 I feel like a total perv. 574 00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:38,910 The last girl I talked to was in the prenatal care unit. 575 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:42,100 Hey, bookstore was your idea. 576 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,310 I know, it's just... not everyone is good at this stuff. 577 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,430 All right, Daniel, you are a great guy, okay? 578 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:53,470 Any woman in this city would be lucky to talk to a guy like you. 579 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:55,670 Oh, my God. 580 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,520 I see this girl that just got in a line. 581 00:23:58,590 --> 00:23:59,250 There you go. 582 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:00,070 Now go talk to her. 583 00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:01,270 I can't. 584 00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:02,570 What do I say? 585 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:03,450 I don't... I don't know. 586 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:04,370 It'll come to you. 587 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:19,960 Just move before someone else gets in line in front of you. 588 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:21,980 Where in Italy are you going? 589 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,440 Oh, I'm not. 590 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,420 I'm just returning this. 591 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:32,180 That's too bad. 592 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,340 It's amazing there. 593 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:36,380 Yeah. 594 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:40,109 My trip there just got canceled, so that's not really what I need to hear, but. 595 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,280 Yeah. 596 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,320 Did I say amazing? 597 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,520 I meant awful. 598 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,140 It's full of Italians. 599 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,080 Does that help at all? 600 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,360 Really? 601 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Well, you know what? 602 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,420 You should keep it and put it in a place where you'll see it all the time, 603 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:02,700 and that way you'll always be reminded about how much you want to go. 604 00:25:05,885 --> 00:25:08,160 That might be the worst idea I've ever heard. 605 00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,140 Yeah, but you know you'd end up going. 606 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720 You know what they say. 607 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,500 If you forget your dreams, it's like they never existed. 608 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:18,380 Who says that? 609 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:21,880 Uh, nobody. 610 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,440 I just made that up. 611 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,400 But it's true. 612 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:28,480 Next. 613 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,660 Oh. 614 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,680 You go ahead. 615 00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:34,400 I, um, think I might keep it, actually. 616 00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:35,780 Thanks. 617 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,020 Next on line, please. 618 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,560 You should... 619 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:41,820 Sir? 620 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,521 Uh... Thank you. 621 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,100 Oh. 622 00:25:47,101 --> 00:25:48,101 Not in the book. 623 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:58,380 So, question is, which one of the three women did he hire? 624 00:25:58,805 --> 00:26:00,380 The one who redecorated the office. 625 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,800 Wrong. 626 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:03,416 The one who doubled their sales. 627 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:03,560 No. 628 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360 Daniel? 629 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,880 Uh, then the one who loves children? 630 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:08,420 No. 631 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:10,500 The one with the biggest tits. 632 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,640 Uh, that's, uh, must be how Larry got the job. 633 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,680 Well, look at these man boobs that I was in, huh? 634 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,620 Uh... 635 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,640 Hey, Daniel, you got any jokes? 636 00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:26,300 Yeah, let's hear from the new guy. 637 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,400 Oh, I can never remember any jokes. 638 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,440 Oh, come on. 639 00:26:29,441 --> 00:26:30,600 You gotta know at least one. 640 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Hey, come on, Daniel. 641 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,400 Well... 642 00:26:34,465 --> 00:26:35,900 I guess I can think of one, but... 643 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:37,660 It's so stupid. 644 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:38,900 Come on. 645 00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:39,080 Go ahead. 646 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,120 Tell her. 647 00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:44,990 Okay. 648 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,660 What do you call a fish with two knees? 649 00:26:49,570 --> 00:26:50,270 I don't know. 650 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:50,490 What? 651 00:26:50,491 --> 00:26:52,490 A toonie fish? 652 00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:57,370 Like tuna, but... 653 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,390 You have to think about it. 654 00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:04,030 I'd say, uh, that's, uh, that's a classic. 655 00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:04,330 Sexy. 656 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:05,590 That one, yeah. 657 00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:07,630 But, uh, where are we going tonight? 658 00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:09,306 Uh, should we just hit the usual petting zoo? 659 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:09,470 No. 660 00:27:09,890 --> 00:27:10,890 No strip clubs tonight. 661 00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:12,410 Let's meet some civilians. 662 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:13,370 Yeah, hey. 663 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:14,570 Hey, Daniel? 664 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,440 You know any girls who'll meet us out? 665 00:27:17,030 --> 00:27:18,430 Yeah, who you got on speed, though? 666 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,350 I don't know a lot of women I can just call up. 667 00:27:20,351 --> 00:27:20,670 Like that. 668 00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:21,870 Well, okay. 669 00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:22,986 Well, where's the hot spot? 670 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:24,090 You know, Wednesday nights. 671 00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:25,990 A Wednesday? 672 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,190 I don't really go out much on Wednesdays anymore. 673 00:27:32,630 --> 00:27:33,330 Ain't anymore. 674 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:33,870 This guy. 675 00:27:34,430 --> 00:27:35,430 Animal. 676 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,760 Mm. 677 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,480 What? 678 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,640 I'm okay. 679 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,380 Pick up the phone. 680 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,480 Say hello. 681 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,340 Go ahead. 682 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,420 Pick it up. 683 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,460 There's no one there. 684 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,300 Humor me. 685 00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:12,870 Hello? 686 00:28:13,330 --> 00:28:13,770 Good. 687 00:28:13,771 --> 00:28:14,851 Hang it up and do it again. 688 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:19,480 Hello. 689 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,460 Very nice. 690 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,680 Pretty easy, huh? 691 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:22,950 Really fucking easy. 692 00:28:22,990 --> 00:28:25,670 But I don't pay my sales in millions of dollars to answer the phone. 693 00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:27,390 I pay them to make it ring. 694 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:31,990 Billy Simmons called today. 695 00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:35,310 He doesn't want Daniel to cover them. 696 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,840 Any idea why? 697 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,480 They're very different people. 698 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,681 You are on... Tommy, sit the fuck down. 699 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:48,020 You are only going to bat for that guy because you know that you will own him. 700 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,120 You can fool everybody else, Tommy, but you can't fool me. 701 00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:54,990 He's the type of guy I want on my team. 702 00:28:55,090 --> 00:28:57,301 He's honest, loyal... Like Chris Baker? 703 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,941 Make no mistake, Daniel will throw you under 704 00:29:00,942 --> 00:29:02,820 a fucking bus the first day he gets a chance. 705 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,920 This is not sleep-away camp, Tommy. 706 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:06,900 Your job is to make me rich. 707 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,160 Period. 708 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:11,180 Now, however you're going to get that guy a fucking personality, you better do it 709 00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:12,887 faster or I'm going to fire his Rain Man ass and 710 00:29:12,888 --> 00:29:15,301 get somebody in here who does want to take your job. 711 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:27,340 Yeah. 712 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,660 Yeah, I'm sorry. 713 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,080 I just... I crashed last night. 714 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,440 Cash is killing me about Daniel. 715 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,200 Really? 716 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:33,940 What's wrong with him? 717 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,720 He's like forest fucking gunk. 718 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,140 Without the people skills. 719 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,180 I don't know. 720 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,040 I'm heading to Soho right now to work on him. 721 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,236 I thought we were going to spend the day in the park. 722 00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:42,880 Beth, please. 723 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,360 I'm being pulled in a ton of different directions right now. 724 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,960 Fine, but... 725 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,130 I need to be a priority, too, sometimes. 726 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:49,960 I'll call you later. 727 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:51,060 I promise. 728 00:29:54,735 --> 00:29:55,936 It doesn't matter what you talk about at first. 729 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,800 Just show the woman that you are passionate about something. 730 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,080 Like what? 731 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:01,140 It's your life. 732 00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,220 Can you tell me? 733 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,040 I don't know. 734 00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:06,840 Okay, you like to read, right? 735 00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:07,340 Yeah. 736 00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:09,100 What do you love to read? 737 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:13,560 Dickens, Tolstoy. 738 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,840 I like Jane Austen. 739 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,220 Okay, classics. 740 00:30:15,221 --> 00:30:17,720 Might be a little brainy to start out with. 741 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,560 So, let's see what else. 742 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,680 What else? 743 00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:25,240 I can give you the flight specs for every domestic aircraft since 1950. 744 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,120 Classics. 745 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:30,340 Let's talk more about those. 746 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,300 And talk about books she might like. 747 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,080 But be careful, because you can't act, look, and talk all like the same guy. 748 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200 You got to mix it up. 749 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:38,500 What does that mean? 750 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:41,476 Just, if you were a surfer, be a surfer who likes to read. 751 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:44,020 If you're a dork, be a dork who likes to salsa dance, you know? 752 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,860 If you act boring and you look boring, guess what? 753 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,280 You're boring. 754 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,480 What are you doing? 755 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:50,960 Tommy, this sounds ridiculous. 756 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,400 It's totally fucking ridiculous. 757 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,476 I'm not telling you the way things should be. 758 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:55,660 I'm telling you how they are. 759 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:59,220 And unfortunately, a woman within three seconds is going to notice whether or not 760 00:30:59,221 --> 00:31:01,760 your shoes match your pants, or your shirt's buttoned up too high, or it's 761 00:31:01,761 --> 00:31:05,980 tucked in when it shouldn't be, or you have a cell phone attached to your woven belt. 762 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:09,920 Look, when you were overseas, didn't you find any, like, really cool clothes? 763 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:12,580 Want me to wear a sarong to work? 764 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,660 Look, I can't stand guys that try to make a statement with what they wear. 765 00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:17,360 It's not me. 766 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,853 Daniel, I'm not trying to turn you into some big 767 00:31:20,854 --> 00:31:24,580 city man cougar prick like Cash or any of those guys. 768 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,640 All I'm saying is, unfortunately, what you wear doesn't make a statement to women. 769 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,220 And your statement right now is, Hi, welcome to Blockbuster. 770 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,200 We're going in. 771 00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:43,090 Can you help this guy out? 772 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:48,240 What did you have in mind for little Tommy Hilfiger here? 773 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:49,696 Just something he can wear on public. 774 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720 I'm right here, guys. 775 00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:53,076 I can hear what you're saying. 776 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:55,120 Maybe something casual sexy. 777 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,320 Sounds about right. 778 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,080 How sexy? 779 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,320 Medium. 780 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:03,660 Or small. 781 00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:05,060 Sexy. 782 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:06,916 Tommy, you didn't have to pay for this. 783 00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,940 Nah, it's worth it. 784 00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:10,460 Hey, I forgot my clothes. 785 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:11,160 Yeah, leave them. 786 00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:12,300 But those have been in our public. 787 00:32:12,301 --> 00:32:13,301 Exactly. 788 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,640 Ow! 789 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,300 Ow! 790 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,360 You still haven't told Tommy about San Francisco? 791 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,040 Ow! 792 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:22,840 Fuck. 793 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,140 I keep putting it off. 794 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,040 Ow! 795 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,336 It would just put so much pressure on things. 796 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,840 Yeah, but you're running out of time. 797 00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:30,260 Ow! 798 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,300 God, I hope my fucking vibrator appreciates this. 799 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,040 Hey, isn't Lisa supposed to be here? 800 00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:37,605 I don't know, maybe she didn't want to have her vagina torn off. 801 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:37,940 Hello? 802 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:38,800 Um, hey. 803 00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:39,880 Hey, where are you? 804 00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:40,580 I'm home. 805 00:32:40,581 --> 00:32:41,581 Ow! 806 00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:42,820 Can you guys come over? 807 00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:44,480 Um, yeah, what's wrong? 808 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,800 Oh, bitch fucker! 809 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,460 Bill left his email account open on his computer. 810 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:50,900 We'll be right there. 811 00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:52,460 Don't go early. 812 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:53,700 Don't go early. 813 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:54,980 Don't go early. 814 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:57,460 Ow! 815 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,600 Son of a bitch! 816 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,740 Steve-o, you're at like a ten. 817 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:03,560 I need you down at a, uh, a shut the fuck up. 818 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,900 Fuck right off, okay? 819 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,660 Come on, let's go again. 820 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,480 Does it hurt that bad? 821 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,040 There you go. 822 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,120 Shut. 823 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:09,260 Refill. 824 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:09,700 Jesus. 825 00:33:09,701 --> 00:33:10,120 All right, now. 826 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:10,560 Everybody ready? 827 00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:10,800 Everybody listen. 828 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:11,060 Listen. 829 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:11,620 Daniel? 830 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,320 Yes? 831 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,620 What have you learned today? 832 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,940 To show your customers that they want something that you have and... 833 00:33:17,941 --> 00:33:18,720 No sales pitch, right? 834 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,456 People see that shit coming a mile away, right? 835 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:20,940 How do you do it? 836 00:33:20,941 --> 00:33:21,220 Ow! 837 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,500 Fuck me! 838 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:24,896 What is wrong with the American people? 839 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,920 I don't know! 840 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,236 How do you, how do you do it? 841 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:27,840 How do I do it? 842 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,000 Yeah. 843 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,340 Never kiss someone's ass, all right? 844 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:31,280 You're better off just fucking with them. 845 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:31,940 It's a lot more fun. 846 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,460 Okay, so, first thing Monday morning, I'm gonna call all my accounts and say, 847 00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:38,720 hey, you fat fucks, do you want to buy some stock? 848 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,840 Was that a joke? 849 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:42,860 It was bad. 850 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:43,140 I'm sorry. 851 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,860 You're not even listening. 852 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,020 I need you to focus, okay? 853 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,280 Sorry. 854 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:45,680 All right. 855 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:46,740 And stop apologizing so much. 856 00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:46,880 I'm sorry. 857 00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:47,980 Shit. 858 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:51,660 Look, the reason these rules are important is because they're the same rules that 859 00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:54,396 apply to meeting women, which is even more important for you to learn. 860 00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:54,580 Wait. 861 00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:56,860 Women don't actually like being insulted. 862 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,100 That's... 863 00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,460 That's misogynist bullshit. 864 00:33:59,640 --> 00:33:59,760 No. 865 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,740 What women hate is getting lied to by guys who are just trying to sleep with them. 866 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,856 What if I'm not just trying to sleep with them? 867 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,880 Then you're gay. 868 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:07,380 Ah! 869 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,040 Fuck! 870 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:10,420 Oh, my God! 871 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,040 That actually hurts a lot! 872 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,240 I had to get him distracted. 873 00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:14,460 Here's to Iceman. 874 00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:15,820 Not learning anything. 875 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,500 Ever. 876 00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:18,680 That's a horrible game. 877 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,740 I think my sperm count is officially lower. 878 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,820 Let's do it again. 879 00:34:22,590 --> 00:34:24,812 All I'm saying is that, obviously, something was 880 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,901 really wrong if you were already that suspicious. 881 00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:30,440 Oh, but that doesn't give me the right to go snooping around like that. 882 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,900 Oh, will you listen to yourself? 883 00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,900 Your boyfriend cheats on you and you're mad at yourself for catching him. 884 00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,910 People do make mistakes, Jordan. 885 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:38,700 Locking your keys in the car with your girlfriend. 886 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,221 Where the engine running is a mistake. 887 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:42,006 Repeatedly fucking your ex-girlfriend is not a mistake. 888 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:43,030 Jordan, come on. 889 00:34:43,130 --> 00:34:44,540 He said it was only the one time. 890 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:45,780 That is such bullshit. 891 00:34:46,575 --> 00:34:47,756 Infidelities are like cockroaches. 892 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:49,936 For every one you catch, there are a hundred you don't. 893 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,620 Hey, you're not helping her right now. 894 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:56,101 Can you just be supportive and not turn this into some stupid male-bashing session? 895 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,520 Where's Tommy tonight? 896 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,490 Do you know what your problem is? 897 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,940 You wouldn't know what to do if a great guy just threw himself at you. 898 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:08,680 At least I'm not the one who threw himself at you. 899 00:35:08,681 --> 00:35:10,241 I'm giving myself a chance to be happy. 900 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,000 Maybe use your sensitive side. 901 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:12,960 Chill that off. 902 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:13,480 Yes. 903 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,920 Use the fact that you are a complete pussy to your advantage. 904 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,196 Coming from the guy that brought the pinata in the blindfold. 905 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:20,220 He hit the thing. 906 00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,340 What's pink? 907 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,840 Uh, Xanax, man. 908 00:35:25,315 --> 00:35:27,516 You can take whatever you want and you'll sleep like a rock. 909 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:27,940 Yellow. 910 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,580 Yellow is ecstasy. 911 00:35:29,930 --> 00:35:31,330 I left my glow sticks back in 1997. 912 00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,020 What's blue? 913 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,500 Blue is Viagra. 914 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:35,980 It's perfect for you. 915 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:36,660 I'm good. 916 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:37,060 Thanks. 917 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,380 Uh, no, my friend. 918 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:38,660 I don't know. 919 00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:38,900 I don't know. 920 00:35:38,901 --> 00:35:39,340 Power up, okay. 921 00:35:39,690 --> 00:35:41,096 Like the ladies expect it these days. 922 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,640 Now take a mic or gun fight. 923 00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:44,220 Gun fight. 924 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,280 Nice metaphor. 925 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,560 Don't listen to these guys. 926 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,920 Ready to be released into the wild? 927 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,520 He's beautiful. 928 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,400 You think so? 929 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:41,020 Yeah. 930 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:42,076 Should uh, you should tell her. 931 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,100 Do you have water? 932 00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:43,360 Yeah. 933 00:36:43,361 --> 00:36:45,121 I'm sure she gets hit on all the time though. 934 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,100 You're probably right. 935 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,336 She probably does get hit on all the time. 936 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,500 A guy who don't actually care... you know, if she's a Gemini or what her cat's name 937 00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:51,417 is, I know what your name is, but I'm not 938 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:52,540 asking you to go over there and feed her a line. 939 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,060 I just want you to go talk to her. 940 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,320 You keep telling me what I'm not supposed to do. 941 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,676 I don't know what I'm supposed to say. 942 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,440 I'm in the low self-esteem business. 943 00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:02,580 If a girl's parents are still together, I just move on. 944 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:04,660 It doesn't really matter what I say to women. 945 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,960 I have an English accent. 946 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:07,380 You know what? 947 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,460 All right. 948 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,900 Two girls, end of the bar. 949 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:11,720 Go talk to her. 950 00:37:17,390 --> 00:37:18,090 What, right now? 951 00:37:18,230 --> 00:37:19,230 Yeah, right now. 952 00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:20,710 Which one do you like better? 953 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:21,950 I don't know. 954 00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:24,870 Blonde, I guess? 955 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:25,270 Rookie. 956 00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:25,930 Totally. 957 00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:26,690 No questions. 958 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:27,510 No questions. 959 00:37:27,550 --> 00:37:28,550 Just go. 960 00:37:29,610 --> 00:37:30,610 Go! 961 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:31,710 Wait, come back. 962 00:37:31,770 --> 00:37:32,170 Come back. 963 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:32,590 What? 964 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:33,090 That. 965 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:33,470 Right there. 966 00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:34,130 What is that? 967 00:37:34,330 --> 00:37:35,330 I told you about that. 968 00:37:36,410 --> 00:37:36,770 Okay. 969 00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:37,771 Now go. 970 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:40,530 Do you actually believe any of that shit you just said? 971 00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:41,330 Some of it. 972 00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:42,586 You think he's gonna pull it off? 973 00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:43,610 Not a fucking prayer. 974 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,080 Excuse me. 975 00:37:55,390 --> 00:37:56,890 Pass me a napkin, please. 976 00:37:57,930 --> 00:37:58,930 Oh. 977 00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:03,540 Re-entry. 978 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:07,800 I feel stupid. 979 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:08,680 You look stupid. 980 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,680 Okay, so let me get this straight, Daniel, okay? 981 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,120 You could fly a jet, right, at Mach 3 speeds for like 72 hours with a plastic 982 00:38:15,121 --> 00:38:19,300 tube up your cock, but you can't go talk to two dental hygienists for ten seconds. 983 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,980 Actually, I was an abiotic engineer. 984 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:21,400 No. 985 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:21,980 We never had plastic arms. 986 00:38:21,981 --> 00:38:22,981 No excuses. 987 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:24,340 You gotta be able to do this. 988 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,440 You have to. 989 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,100 What about that one over there? 990 00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:28,460 Oh, totally gross. 991 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,776 And what about the blonde over there? 992 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,136 I want to touch her where she pees. 993 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,720 That is a good-looking white girl. 994 00:38:32,721 --> 00:38:33,020 Ring. 995 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:33,960 Ring. 996 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,120 Oh, fuck, right. 997 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,700 Oh, how about that one? 998 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:38,380 That's a handsome woman. 999 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,540 Look at her ass. 1000 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,600 She might as well have a tail, and she's ugly. 1001 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:44,660 You know, some people might say the way you guys talk about women is ugly. 1002 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,460 Yeah, but we're only ugly on the inside, so it's okay. 1003 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,420 Ooh, that... that is a beautiful woman. 1004 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,620 She totally wants to have a sexy party with you. 1005 00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:56,560 She does not want to have a sexy party with you. 1006 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,200 She wants to have a sexy party with you. 1007 00:38:58,201 --> 00:38:59,201 Steve-o, fine. 1008 00:38:59,360 --> 00:38:59,880 Go ahead. 1009 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:00,640 Talk to her. 1010 00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:03,700 But... None of that shock and awe bullshit you usually pull. 1011 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:05,516 Someone has to show Danny how to do this, okay? 1012 00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,440 I don't do that shit anymore, okay? 1013 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:07,760 Oh. 1014 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,280 Okay, none of that scorched-earth bullshit. 1015 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,400 I'm serious. 1016 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,200 Well, hello there, rodeo. 1017 00:39:16,201 --> 00:39:17,800 Who's up for Jagerbomb? 1018 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,620 I don't think she's having it, mate. 1019 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,840 How about you go talk to her? 1020 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,700 I don't think Cindy Brady's coming over to the dark side tonight. 1021 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,120 I'm gonna go take a hot nap. 1022 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:30,920 Thanks for the help, Jakes. 1023 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,101 Well... Your turn. 1024 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,400 Your turn. 1025 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,520 No. 1026 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:37,680 Okay, fine. 1027 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,220 Okay. 1028 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:41,280 But remember, this is not about sexy parties or taking... Whatever. 1029 00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,220 Just go talk to her. 1030 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:43,316 I'm gonna get a front row seat. 1031 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,340 Okay? 1032 00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,060 I'm Steven, by the way. 1033 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:48,760 I'm Brooke. 1034 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:49,520 Great. 1035 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,620 You look really professional up there. 1036 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,260 By which I mean, like, hot. 1037 00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:54,380 Like, really. 1038 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:54,980 Hot. 1039 00:39:55,340 --> 00:39:56,340 I'm an actor. 1040 00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:58,360 Who's the bartender? 1041 00:39:58,660 --> 00:39:59,780 I hope I'm not interrupting. 1042 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:00,880 Yeah, you're actually coming. 1043 00:40:00,881 --> 00:40:01,400 Not at all. 1044 00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:01,820 Hi. 1045 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,240 Sorry. 1046 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,280 Hi. 1047 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,760 Tommy. 1048 00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:06,780 Yeah. 1049 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,680 This is...Blake. 1050 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,240 I'm Brooke. 1051 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:09,640 Brooke. 1052 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,140 Brooke. 1053 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:10,520 Brooke. 1054 00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:10,920 Tommy. 1055 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:12,180 Yeah. 1056 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,640 So how do you two know each other? 1057 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:15,620 Oh. 1058 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:16,240 We work. 1059 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,680 We... You write children's books, too? 1060 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:19,580 Yeah. 1061 00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:22,760 He does, uh, instructional guides for swing sets. 1062 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,460 Um... 1063 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:30,720 Well... I don't know. 1064 00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:30,860 I don't know. 1065 00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:31,861 That's my... 1066 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,471 Obviously, I'm not gonna have sex with this 1067 00:40:34,472 --> 00:40:37,381 girl tonight, so why don't you give it a shot? 1068 00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:40,720 I am so sorry about that. 1069 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,140 What? 1070 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:42,220 An asshole. 1071 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,240 Yeah. 1072 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,140 I, uh... What? 1073 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,340 You guys work on Wall Street? 1074 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:45,820 Yeah. 1075 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:46,220 We do. 1076 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,700 But not all of us are, like... 1077 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,080 Like, you know what? 1078 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,720 Let's start over. 1079 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,800 I am Tommy. 1080 00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:54,800 And I owe you a drink. 1081 00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,500 I'm Brooke. 1082 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,180 Pleasure to meet you. 1083 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:01,820 Thank you. 1084 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:02,400 Bye. 1085 00:41:02,401 --> 00:41:05,420 Personally, I think there's nothing wrong with bulimia at all. 1086 00:41:05,775 --> 00:41:10,398 If anything, it shows your willingness to re-evaluate 1087 00:41:10,399 --> 00:41:13,540 your decisions and be proactive about making changes. 1088 00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:16,800 You don't sound black at all. 1089 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,460 Are you from Europe? 1090 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:21,720 Here goes Jonathan! 1091 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:22,920 He breaks the record. 1092 00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:26,980 Yeah! 1093 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,160 There he goes! 1094 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,820 This looks innocent. 1095 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,936 It looks like heroin added. 1096 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,260 Okay. 1097 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,080 Give it to me. 1098 00:41:34,081 --> 00:41:34,440 Give it to me. 1099 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:34,800 You know something? 1100 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,320 Get there! 1101 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:38,440 What if he really is sorry? 1102 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,136 Everyone is sorry once they're caught. 1103 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:40,740 It doesn't mean anything. 1104 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:41,220 It's true. 1105 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:44,220 Rich said he would leave his wife after I found out he was married. 1106 00:41:44,530 --> 00:41:45,820 Well, it's fair in love and war. 1107 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,560 You're retarded. 1108 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,400 This is just a bullshit excuse people use to screw whoever they want. 1109 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,736 They need to go on time and obey for relationships. 1110 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,836 I'd want to bore the fuck out of my ex and love git now. 1111 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:55,340 Good for you. 1112 00:41:55,420 --> 00:41:56,060 This is for work. 1113 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:57,380 Hey, you know what? 1114 00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:58,975 Tommy just hired a new guy on his desk. 1115 00:41:59,440 --> 00:41:59,760 Really? 1116 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,440 Is he cute? 1117 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:02,400 He didn't say. 1118 00:42:02,401 --> 00:42:05,020 Which actually probably means he's cute. 1119 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,600 I'll find a way to bring him around. 1120 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,760 Put this on. 1121 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,360 Do I really have to go out with you guys? 1122 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,760 Yes. 1123 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,720 Whose bachelorette party is this anyway? 1124 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:23,200 Look, I just felt that if we had met under different circumstances just a few weeks 1125 00:42:23,201 --> 00:42:28,320 ago, this could have been something, like, really amazing. 1126 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:30,541 I mean... I know. 1127 00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:31,840 It's crazy. 1128 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,020 Isn't it? 1129 00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:34,180 Yeah. 1130 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:42,220 I love you. 1131 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,160 Thank you. 1132 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:49,600 That could have been bad news bears. 1133 00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:51,060 Bad. 1134 00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:57,850 Here's where things started to get complicated. 1135 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,820 Brooke lost her purse that night at the bar. 1136 00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:02,640 Her phone, her keys, everything. 1137 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:07,940 She asked if she could crash on my couch and call a locksmith in the morning. 1138 00:43:09,850 --> 00:43:13,080 I know I really could have just put my foot down, but... 1139 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,480 I didn't. 1140 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,700 I'm gonna get going. 1141 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,160 Okay. 1142 00:43:21,770 --> 00:43:22,770 Thanks. 1143 00:43:23,650 --> 00:43:24,650 No sweat. 1144 00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:27,991 I've always believed that trust is the single 1145 00:43:28,003 --> 00:43:29,971 most important thing in a relationship. 1146 00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:34,110 But given that nothing happened, I decided not to tell death. 1147 00:43:38,770 --> 00:43:39,770 Hey, hot shot. 1148 00:43:40,450 --> 00:43:41,450 Cash, good to see you. 1149 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,540 Hello, Beth Ma. 1150 00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:43,856 You're more lovely than I remember. 1151 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,180 Oh, aren't you a sweet talker. 1152 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280 Look at that. 1153 00:43:46,310 --> 00:43:48,240 That necklace is gorgeous. 1154 00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:49,690 Look at that thing. 1155 00:43:49,990 --> 00:43:51,180 That was a gift, actually. 1156 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:51,920 Was it? 1157 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:53,200 You picked that out? 1158 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:53,620 Yes, I did. 1159 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,760 I'm shocked. 1160 00:43:56,205 --> 00:43:57,765 Oh, you haven't met Beth yet, have you? 1161 00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,180 Not officially. 1162 00:43:59,290 --> 00:44:00,410 I'm surprised at your taste. 1163 00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:01,850 She's really nice. 1164 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,140 Yeah. 1165 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,640 What can I get you, my darling? 1166 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,020 I'm sure. 1167 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,320 Okay, who takes the same bus to work every day? 1168 00:44:10,570 --> 00:44:11,400 No, what are you talking about, man? 1169 00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:12,466 Steven's wife is beautiful. 1170 00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:16,600 All I'm saying is he passed up 20 good years of man-holing. 1171 00:44:17,245 --> 00:44:19,725 He could have put up Wilt Chamberlain numbers and then retired. 1172 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:20,900 Yeah, he looks miserable. 1173 00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:23,100 Anyone need a drink? 1174 00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:25,040 I thought you came here with Tommy. 1175 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,280 Yeah. 1176 00:44:26,350 --> 00:44:27,870 So how long have you guys been dating? 1177 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,960 It's been three months now. 1178 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,400 But that long? 1179 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:32,900 No, he didn't realize that. 1180 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,280 Time flies. 1181 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,060 Can I have a Coke, please? 1182 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,276 Oh, will you excuse me for a second? 1183 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,300 Sure. 1184 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,720 Thank you. 1185 00:44:50,630 --> 00:44:51,750 Hitting the hard stuff, huh? 1186 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:54,260 Yeah. 1187 00:44:54,870 --> 00:44:57,100 Saving the table dancing for the holiday party. 1188 00:44:58,330 --> 00:44:58,940 You must be Daniel. 1189 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,220 That's so funny. 1190 00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:01,460 I'm Beth, Tommy's girlfriend. 1191 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,140 Figured. 1192 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,400 Well, it's nice to meet you. 1193 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,320 You too. 1194 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,040 Again. 1195 00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:09,220 Again. 1196 00:45:13,165 --> 00:45:14,165 You look different. 1197 00:45:15,330 --> 00:45:16,330 Uh... 1198 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:22,710 So how did you and Tommy meet again? 1199 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,350 I was out one night with my friend Jordan and he was obviously on a date. 1200 00:45:26,770 --> 00:45:27,770 That's trouble. 1201 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:28,290 Yeah. 1202 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:29,750 Well, he left. 1203 00:45:29,850 --> 00:45:33,190 But he came back in the restaurant and told me that he wanted to be talking to me. 1204 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,760 And ever since then... 1205 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:36,410 Tommy, he's a great guy. 1206 00:45:36,990 --> 00:45:38,190 Yeah, he's great. 1207 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:40,966 Tommy says you're a big reader. 1208 00:45:40,990 --> 00:45:42,030 What's your favorite book? 1209 00:45:43,890 --> 00:45:45,650 Well, have you ever read Pride and Prejudice? 1210 00:45:46,390 --> 00:45:46,830 Really? 1211 00:45:47,070 --> 00:45:48,070 See, you're laughing. 1212 00:45:48,650 --> 00:45:49,650 No, it's just... 1213 00:45:49,870 --> 00:45:51,250 Why do guys always pick that book? 1214 00:45:51,390 --> 00:45:54,310 I mean, is it in a manual somewhere on how to speak to women or... 1215 00:45:54,311 --> 00:45:58,950 No, I like it because it shows how wrong first impressions can be, you know? 1216 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,950 And also the main character, Elizabeth Bennet. 1217 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,000 It sounds stupid, but she's like my ideal woman. 1218 00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,020 Have you ever read Lolita? 1219 00:46:08,870 --> 00:46:11,890 Lolita, my sin, my soul, standing four feet ten in one sock. 1220 00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:15,170 Hey, you should come to my book club on Tuesday night. 1221 00:46:15,715 --> 00:46:18,075 I think it would be really great to have a guy for this one. 1222 00:46:18,450 --> 00:46:19,450 What about Tommy? 1223 00:46:20,050 --> 00:46:21,350 Oh, Tommy would never come. 1224 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,560 Plus, there's kind of a no-boyfriend rule. 1225 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,170 Yeah, sounds like fun. 1226 00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:28,090 I'm gonna have to politely decline, though. 1227 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:29,330 Oh, come on. 1228 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,710 Just you and five cute girls and a lot of wine. 1229 00:46:31,870 --> 00:46:32,130 Hey, Tommy. 1230 00:46:32,330 --> 00:46:32,650 Hey! 1231 00:46:33,145 --> 00:46:34,676 See, you saved me the trouble of introductions. 1232 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:35,430 Yeah, good timing. 1233 00:46:35,635 --> 00:46:37,675 You have to convince Daniel to come to my book club. 1234 00:46:37,870 --> 00:46:38,450 Book club? 1235 00:46:38,790 --> 00:46:39,150 Yeah. 1236 00:46:39,290 --> 00:46:40,426 That sounds like a great idea. 1237 00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:40,810 Really? 1238 00:46:41,430 --> 00:46:42,430 Why? 1239 00:46:42,685 --> 00:46:45,971 Well, first of all, you would be talking to actual women, even if it is about books. 1240 00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:46,750 Well, come on. 1241 00:46:46,790 --> 00:46:48,910 I'm sure he does just fine with the ladies, don't you? 1242 00:46:49,310 --> 00:46:49,970 Not really. 1243 00:46:50,130 --> 00:46:50,450 No. 1244 00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:53,171 And secondly, it would give me endless opportunities to fuck with you. 1245 00:46:53,195 --> 00:46:55,115 That's why I don't think it's a really good idea. 1246 00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:00,820 Morning, soldier. 1247 00:47:01,970 --> 00:47:02,970 Morning. 1248 00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:04,930 What are you reading? 1249 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,490 Just a book. 1250 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:10,430 What book? 1251 00:47:11,650 --> 00:47:12,050 Nothing. 1252 00:47:12,190 --> 00:47:12,850 What book? 1253 00:47:13,010 --> 00:47:14,010 What is the... 1254 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:15,190 Friday. 1255 00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:16,030 Put that away. 1256 00:47:16,150 --> 00:47:17,150 Jesus. 1257 00:47:17,850 --> 00:47:19,370 What are you, carpooling with Oprah? 1258 00:47:26,950 --> 00:47:28,670 She reminds me of the character in the book. 1259 00:47:31,175 --> 00:47:33,455 You're doing really lovely with those language tapes, Jan. 1260 00:47:36,550 --> 00:47:38,938 So when you say cute, do you mean like little 1261 00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:41,250 kid with gum in his hair cute or Brad Pitt cute? 1262 00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:42,530 Somewhere in between. 1263 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:45,820 See, I don't want this turning into some lame episode of The Bachelor. 1264 00:47:45,870 --> 00:47:47,846 Hey, I thought women were supposed to love men in uniforms. 1265 00:47:47,870 --> 00:47:48,150 Yeah. 1266 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,386 Government salaries and post-traumatic stress really do tend to be nasty. 1267 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:51,650 Yeah. 1268 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:53,370 And we've met Tommy's work friends. 1269 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,016 No, but he's nothing like those guys. 1270 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,130 If anything, he's too old fashioned. 1271 00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:58,870 What, he still prefers vaginal sex? 1272 00:47:59,490 --> 00:48:00,490 Oh, old school. 1273 00:48:00,590 --> 00:48:01,590 Yeah. 1274 00:48:01,990 --> 00:48:03,630 Oh, you said you invited him later. 1275 00:48:03,790 --> 00:48:04,250 I did. 1276 00:48:04,550 --> 00:48:07,031 Oh, oh, I need my... Okay, come on, girl. 1277 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:08,790 Just think about this as a tryout. 1278 00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:09,930 You guys are pathetic. 1279 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:10,870 You're cute. 1280 00:48:11,230 --> 00:48:12,230 Thank you. 1281 00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:12,810 Hello? 1282 00:48:13,270 --> 00:48:13,930 It's Daniel. 1283 00:48:14,290 --> 00:48:14,730 Huh. 1284 00:48:14,890 --> 00:48:15,950 He's polite and early. 1285 00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:17,150 Yeah, he's gay. 1286 00:48:17,151 --> 00:48:18,151 He's not gay. 1287 00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:19,630 He was in the military. 1288 00:48:19,870 --> 00:48:19,970 Gay? 1289 00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:21,590 Yeah, don't ask, don't tell. 1290 00:48:23,290 --> 00:48:23,650 Hey. 1291 00:48:23,850 --> 00:48:24,110 Hi. 1292 00:48:24,190 --> 00:48:25,190 Come on in. 1293 00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:27,930 Oh, I, uh, I got you this. 1294 00:48:28,170 --> 00:48:29,050 Oh, thank you. 1295 00:48:29,130 --> 00:48:30,130 It's wine. 1296 00:48:31,290 --> 00:48:31,650 Yeah. 1297 00:48:31,651 --> 00:48:32,971 So you'll have to meet everybody. 1298 00:48:33,130 --> 00:48:37,010 Daniel, this is, um, Lisa, Jordan, Susan, and Jill. 1299 00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:38,370 Hi, everyone. 1300 00:48:38,510 --> 00:48:38,870 Hi. 1301 00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:39,390 Hi. 1302 00:48:39,990 --> 00:48:40,990 Sorry I'm so early. 1303 00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:42,150 I... 1304 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,580 No, no, we were just having some girl talk. 1305 00:48:44,770 --> 00:48:45,530 Just, just sit down. 1306 00:48:45,670 --> 00:48:47,230 Well, I can just come back if you guys are... Sit down. 1307 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,270 No, please. 1308 00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:49,070 Sit. 1309 00:48:49,270 --> 00:48:49,990 Come on. 1310 00:48:49,991 --> 00:48:50,991 Come on. 1311 00:48:53,910 --> 00:48:55,750 And apparently they've never seen a man before. 1312 00:48:56,110 --> 00:48:57,110 Ever. 1313 00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,719 I know it's a classic, but I can't get past this old Euro 1314 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,726 trash pervert screwing a 12-year-old from New Hampshire. 1315 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:04,110 It's disgusting. 1316 00:49:04,670 --> 00:49:07,330 And the way he bribes her for sex with candy and pocket change. 1317 00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:09,930 Daniel, you've been awfully quiet. 1318 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,540 Have we scared you out of talking? 1319 00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:15,530 Well, I can't disagree with what's been said so far. 1320 00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:16,710 Obviously, yeah. 1321 00:49:16,711 --> 00:49:19,570 The guy is really troubled and he's... Pervert. 1322 00:49:19,870 --> 00:49:20,310 Pedophile. 1323 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:21,590 Let him finish. 1324 00:49:21,790 --> 00:49:25,930 Yes, but I believe that he was hopelessly in love. 1325 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,630 You know, it doesn't make it okay, but he's not just a pervert. 1326 00:49:31,230 --> 00:49:31,910 Yeah, he's a murderer, too. 1327 00:49:32,130 --> 00:49:33,130 Okay, right. 1328 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,431 Years later, he kills the man that stole his 1329 00:49:35,432 --> 00:49:38,411 Lolita, but he loved her more than anything. 1330 00:49:38,650 --> 00:49:39,690 Even his own life. 1331 00:49:41,610 --> 00:49:42,730 I think that's what love is. 1332 00:49:43,890 --> 00:49:45,710 Anything else is just a distraction. 1333 00:49:45,711 --> 00:49:46,711 A distraction. 1334 00:49:52,710 --> 00:49:54,910 Should we choose another book next time? 1335 00:49:55,050 --> 00:49:55,290 Yeah. 1336 00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:57,290 Will you be able to join us next time? 1337 00:49:57,610 --> 00:50:02,610 Uh, okay, but I kind of got the feeling tonight was sort of a tryout. 1338 00:50:02,850 --> 00:50:03,250 Aww. 1339 00:50:03,430 --> 00:50:03,830 No. 1340 00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:04,390 No. 1341 00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:05,770 You passed. 1342 00:50:05,950 --> 00:50:06,950 Yeah, sure. 1343 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:10,310 You guys can be like the sisters I never wanted. 1344 00:50:11,950 --> 00:50:12,350 Thanks. 1345 00:50:12,570 --> 00:50:12,970 Lovely. 1346 00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:13,250 Nice. 1347 00:50:13,590 --> 00:50:15,946 All right, well then, is everybody okay with a good soldier? 1348 00:50:15,970 --> 00:50:17,566 No, I don't really want to read a war novel. 1349 00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:17,870 Thank you. 1350 00:50:17,871 --> 00:50:18,130 Oh, no. 1351 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:19,466 But it's a love story, isn't it? 1352 00:50:19,490 --> 00:50:20,490 Well, here. 1353 00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:24,762 This heartbreaking novel of infidelity and betrayal tells 1354 00:50:24,763 --> 00:50:27,311 the story of an ex-soldier and seemingly perfect gentleman. 1355 00:50:28,105 --> 00:50:29,848 He was just the sort of man you could trust your 1356 00:50:29,872 --> 00:50:31,900 wife with, says the tragic narrator of the story. 1357 00:50:34,370 --> 00:50:35,370 There you go. 1358 00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:35,970 Thanks. 1359 00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:36,290 Mm. 1360 00:50:36,890 --> 00:50:37,890 Here. 1361 00:50:41,190 --> 00:50:42,710 You're a total neat freak, aren't you? 1362 00:50:44,190 --> 00:50:46,040 Actually, my apartment's a mess. 1363 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,620 Therapy for all those years of me spit-shining my shoes. 1364 00:50:49,621 --> 00:50:51,660 I could not picture you in the military. 1365 00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:53,140 What does that mean? 1366 00:50:53,340 --> 00:50:54,340 I don't know. 1367 00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:57,640 You just don't seem very aggressive. 1368 00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,320 Are you kidding me? 1369 00:51:00,570 --> 00:51:01,650 I was an avionics engineer. 1370 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:02,840 Were you? 1371 00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:03,980 Yeah. 1372 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,400 Super aggressive. 1373 00:51:06,580 --> 00:51:09,251 Well, my dad, he was in the Air Force, and the 1374 00:51:09,252 --> 00:51:12,441 only way I could afford Princeton was ROTC. 1375 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,160 Get up every morning, 6 a.m., do some push-ups. 1376 00:51:17,390 --> 00:51:18,390 They pay for school. 1377 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:19,600 Oh. 1378 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,576 But you didn't finish your service, right? 1379 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,680 Tommy said you dropped out. 1380 00:51:24,990 --> 00:51:26,070 I didn't mean it like that. 1381 00:51:26,510 --> 00:51:27,220 No, it's, uh, it's okay. 1382 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:28,440 I... 1383 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:33,980 Um, you have to serve four years after college in order to get your loans paid 1384 00:51:33,981 --> 00:51:36,956 off, and my commanding officer, he served with 1385 00:51:36,957 --> 00:51:39,301 my dad, and after three years, I had some st... 1386 00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:44,920 I just had some stuff that happened, and he agreed to get me discharged a year early. 1387 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:46,180 That's good. 1388 00:51:47,260 --> 00:51:48,280 I think... No. 1389 00:51:48,281 --> 00:51:53,460 No, I was at the time, but now I've got a hundred grand in student loans to pay off. 1390 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:54,780 Oh, God. 1391 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,320 A lot of push-ups for nothing. 1392 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:57,700 Wow. 1393 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,180 I wouldn't say nothing. 1394 00:52:04,990 --> 00:52:06,350 That would be Tommy. 1395 00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:10,270 Hey, come on up. 1396 00:52:13,690 --> 00:52:14,990 I guess I should get going, huh? 1397 00:52:16,070 --> 00:52:16,470 Okay. 1398 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,930 Well, I'm so glad you could make it. 1399 00:52:19,550 --> 00:52:21,190 And thank you for offering to clean up. 1400 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:21,850 That's nice. 1401 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:23,250 Yeah. 1402 00:52:23,610 --> 00:52:24,610 Hey, guys. 1403 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:26,750 How was book club? 1404 00:52:28,870 --> 00:52:29,870 That was good. 1405 00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:40,770 Are you ever actually gonna want to leave this city? 1406 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,260 Someday, yeah. 1407 00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:45,780 Come on, babe, it's late. 1408 00:52:53,290 --> 00:52:56,400 My aunt and uncle used to be these big-shot lawyers. 1409 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,200 Mm-hmm. 1410 00:52:59,470 --> 00:53:01,950 Working hundred-hour weeks and never getting to see each other. 1411 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,840 One day they just moved to Colorado to run this hot air balloon company. 1412 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,540 That's great. 1413 00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:08,780 Good for them. 1414 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,400 It is. 1415 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,940 They take people up to watch the sunset over the Rockies every night. 1416 00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:19,400 They get by okay and they get to see each other every day. 1417 00:53:22,650 --> 00:53:24,490 And he hasn't thrown her out of the basket yet? 1418 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,600 Come on, babe. 1419 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,100 Let's go to sleep. 1420 00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:46,630 I was offered a promotion in San Francisco. 1421 00:53:53,990 --> 00:53:55,910 And can you make sure they arrive this afternoon? 1422 00:53:57,310 --> 00:53:58,686 They need to be there when he gets home. 1423 00:53:58,710 --> 00:53:59,746 As long as there's a doorman? 1424 00:53:59,770 --> 00:53:59,890 Sure. 1425 00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:01,610 Did you want to fill out a card? 1426 00:54:01,790 --> 00:54:02,790 Yes. 1427 00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:15,410 You like flowers. 1428 00:54:15,510 --> 00:54:16,290 Why don't you just keep them? 1429 00:54:16,450 --> 00:54:17,450 This isn't funny. 1430 00:54:17,610 --> 00:54:18,610 Happy anniversary? 1431 00:54:18,710 --> 00:54:19,790 This has to stop. 1432 00:54:21,830 --> 00:54:23,750 I guess I did meet her about this time last year. 1433 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:25,940 Beth, Beth. 1434 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,206 You're mad at me and that's exactly what Christy wants. 1435 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:29,370 This has nothing to do with that. 1436 00:54:29,390 --> 00:54:30,390 Of course it does. 1437 00:54:31,170 --> 00:54:32,490 We all have a past, remember? 1438 00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:33,940 I dealt with mine. 1439 00:54:34,090 --> 00:54:35,330 You are not dealing with yours. 1440 00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:36,476 What else do you want me to do? 1441 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,090 I can get a restraining order. 1442 00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:40,310 How does one actually do that? 1443 00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,300 I'm tired of this, honestly. 1444 00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:02,060 Well? 1445 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:03,560 Hi. 1446 00:55:03,561 --> 00:55:04,561 What's for dinner? 1447 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,840 Um, just peanut butter. 1448 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:10,720 Sandwiches. 1449 00:55:11,340 --> 00:55:12,340 All right. 1450 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,620 Hey, Tommy and Lisa and I are going for dinner tonight. 1451 00:55:15,621 --> 00:55:15,940 What about dinner next week? 1452 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,036 We want to invite you along. 1453 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:18,060 I can't. 1454 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:20,545 I didn't even say which night yet. 1455 00:55:21,070 --> 00:55:25,040 Uh, no, I just, um, I don't like to be set up. 1456 00:55:25,630 --> 00:55:27,300 Oh, well, it's not a set up. 1457 00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:28,700 How's Monday night? 1458 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:29,900 We're going for sushi. 1459 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,200 It's better than peanut butter. 1460 00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:34,160 Yeah, uh, I think I could do Monday. 1461 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:34,640 Okay. 1462 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:35,320 Sure. 1463 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:36,660 Good. 1464 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,440 What are you doing home on a Friday night, anyway? 1465 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,400 Oh, it's just been kind of a long week. 1466 00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:43,180 What's your excuse? 1467 00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:44,980 I'm meeting Tommy later. 1468 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,510 So, what's your story? 1469 00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:48,820 Why don't you have a girlfriend? 1470 00:55:50,865 --> 00:55:56,681 Well, my ex-girlfriend, uh, fiancée, she got pregnant while I was serving overseas. 1471 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,100 She visited you over there? 1472 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,580 No, no, that, that was kind of the problem. 1473 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:03,840 Oh. 1474 00:56:03,841 --> 00:56:04,841 Sorry. 1475 00:56:05,270 --> 00:56:06,570 No, it's not really the homecoming I'd been 1476 00:56:06,594 --> 00:56:08,060 looking forward to for three years, you know? 1477 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,200 Right. 1478 00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:12,550 So, are you interested in anyone these days? 1479 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:20,180 Interested, like, um, no, no, not... That's a yes. 1480 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,360 Who is she? 1481 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,400 Do I know her? 1482 00:56:25,610 --> 00:56:26,810 I, I don't think you do, Beth. 1483 00:56:36,590 --> 00:56:37,590 All right. 1484 00:56:37,710 --> 00:56:38,710 Say when. 1485 00:56:39,710 --> 00:56:40,710 It's a school night. 1486 00:56:41,830 --> 00:56:42,670 Oh, it's okay. 1487 00:56:42,730 --> 00:56:44,570 I don't have to be at work until late tomorrow. 1488 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,800 So, what was your favorite country that you visited? 1489 00:56:49,590 --> 00:56:50,350 Oh, I don't know. 1490 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,870 Um, Botswana, maybe? 1491 00:56:53,050 --> 00:56:54,050 No, Vietnam. 1492 00:56:54,825 --> 00:56:59,610 The people there are so nice, and the beaches are just amazing, and it's like a 1493 00:56:59,611 --> 00:57:02,910 million dong to the dollar, so it's really cheap. 1494 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:04,740 A million dongs to a dollar, huh? 1495 00:57:04,770 --> 00:57:05,010 Mm-hmm. 1496 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,680 Sounds like a good time. 1497 00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:12,410 So, what was Botswana like? 1498 00:57:12,870 --> 00:57:13,870 Mm. 1499 00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:14,990 Okay. 1500 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,152 Picture herds of zebra and elephant 1501 00:57:17,164 --> 00:57:19,570 literally just stopping traffic on highways. 1502 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,428 And, and the, um, the currency there, actually, is 1503 00:57:23,429 --> 00:57:26,810 called the pula, which is the same word as rain. 1504 00:57:27,305 --> 00:57:28,370 Oh, because of the droughts. 1505 00:57:28,371 --> 00:57:29,371 Yeah, exactly. 1506 00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:31,750 And, um, the pennies, they're called raindrops. 1507 00:57:32,470 --> 00:57:33,470 So poetic. 1508 00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:34,650 It is. 1509 00:57:35,310 --> 00:57:36,310 Are you drinking? 1510 00:57:36,550 --> 00:57:37,550 Oh, no. 1511 00:57:37,930 --> 00:57:38,930 Never pour you on sake. 1512 00:57:39,670 --> 00:57:40,670 Seven years of bad sex. 1513 00:57:41,170 --> 00:57:42,170 That's a fact. 1514 00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:44,430 Seven more years, huh? 1515 00:57:44,490 --> 00:57:45,490 Oh. 1516 00:57:47,370 --> 00:57:48,370 School night. 1517 00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:56,860 Let's have a toast. 1518 00:57:58,390 --> 00:58:00,320 To Daniel's success in his new job. 1519 00:58:01,290 --> 00:58:02,960 And to, uh, Lisa's promotion. 1520 00:58:03,450 --> 00:58:04,850 And to Beth for organizing tonight. 1521 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:05,360 Yes. 1522 00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:06,080 Here's to everyone. 1523 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,000 Except me. 1524 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,240 Oh. 1525 00:58:09,950 --> 00:58:14,410 Beth, what are you gonna do about that job offer in California? 1526 00:58:15,235 --> 00:58:19,110 Well, it's such a great opportunity, but part of me feels like I shouldn't go. 1527 00:58:20,300 --> 00:58:21,700 Uh, when, when would you be moving? 1528 00:58:22,590 --> 00:58:23,630 Probably in about a month. 1529 00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:24,670 Yeah. 1530 00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:26,900 I'd miss her like crazy, but it's only plain right. 1531 00:58:27,010 --> 00:58:27,190 Right? 1532 00:58:27,490 --> 00:58:27,850 Yeah. 1533 00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:29,570 I mean, it's, it's not that far. 1534 00:58:30,175 --> 00:58:31,335 I just can't make up my mind. 1535 00:58:33,090 --> 00:58:34,410 I know how you can figure it out. 1536 00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,645 This can show you exactly what you want deep down. 1537 00:58:40,870 --> 00:58:43,266 Yeah, let's leave all of life's major decisions to a coin toss. 1538 00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:44,290 That's brilliant, Daniel. 1539 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,086 I don't really believe in luck. 1540 00:58:46,110 --> 00:58:46,570 No, no, no. 1541 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,760 It's not about luck, okay? 1542 00:58:48,340 --> 00:58:50,330 Heads you stay, tails you go. 1543 00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:52,970 Yeah, trust me though, okay? 1544 00:58:54,790 --> 00:58:55,490 This is ridiculous. 1545 00:58:55,491 --> 00:58:56,651 Heads you stay, tails you go. 1546 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:00,290 What do you want it to be? 1547 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,800 Stay. 1548 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:10,800 Then that's your answer. 1549 00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:14,420 Now, what was it really? 1550 00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:15,740 What was it? 1551 00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:16,860 It doesn't matter. 1552 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:19,780 Dude, you looked at it. 1553 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:20,020 Come on. 1554 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:20,680 That's not the point. 1555 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,880 She knows what she wants, no? 1556 00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:23,300 Yeah. 1557 00:59:23,301 --> 00:59:24,301 I guess I do. 1558 00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:34,500 Thanks for dinner, Tommy. 1559 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,280 Yes. 1560 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:36,480 Very generous as always. 1561 00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:36,960 Thank you. 1562 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:38,020 My pleasure. 1563 00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:39,380 Shit. 1564 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:41,820 I left my credit card inside. 1565 00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:43,060 I'll be right back. 1566 00:59:46,830 --> 00:59:47,846 I think I'm gonna call it a night. 1567 00:59:47,870 --> 00:59:48,870 Oh, okay. 1568 00:59:49,235 --> 00:59:50,675 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. 1569 00:59:51,650 --> 00:59:52,730 Do you want to share a cab? 1570 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:55,290 No. 1571 00:59:55,770 --> 00:59:56,870 I'm headed downtown. 1572 00:59:57,050 --> 00:59:58,330 You're headed Upper West, right? 1573 00:59:58,830 --> 00:59:59,830 Yeah. 1574 01:00:00,110 --> 01:00:01,210 Would make sense, you know? 1575 01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:03,350 Logistically. 1576 01:00:03,690 --> 01:00:04,110 Got it. 1577 01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:05,630 What's the plan? 1578 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:07,050 Just gonna call it a night. 1579 01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:08,490 Thanks for everything, man. 1580 01:00:08,630 --> 01:00:08,770 Really? 1581 01:00:08,990 --> 01:00:10,110 Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. 1582 01:00:10,530 --> 01:00:11,350 You guys have a good night, all right? 1583 01:00:11,530 --> 01:00:11,850 All right. 1584 01:00:12,030 --> 01:00:12,390 Good night. 1585 01:00:12,450 --> 01:00:13,450 Take care. 1586 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,480 Thanks. 1587 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,660 What's the tenth spot of 45? 1588 01:00:23,670 --> 01:00:25,150 I'm not trying to bend you over, okay? 1589 01:00:25,290 --> 01:00:26,536 Just grow a pair of nuts and lift me. 1590 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,040 Shakespeare, I still need a better bid for an order. 1591 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:29,196 Daniel, you're up on cyberon. 1592 01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:30,220 All right, take a report. 1593 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,600 A hundred thou? 1594 01:00:32,145 --> 01:00:33,316 A nickel better than your order? 1595 01:00:33,340 --> 01:00:33,620 Yeah? 1596 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:35,120 Okay, thanks. 1597 01:00:35,810 --> 01:00:36,720 Jack, stick with me on this one. 1598 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:36,920 Sure. 1599 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,660 Shakespeare, did you hear me? 1600 01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:39,020 Just get him to fucking hit me. 1601 01:00:45,965 --> 01:00:47,306 All right, Jack, we just got another seller. 1602 01:00:47,330 --> 01:00:47,810 It's fill or kill. 1603 01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:48,910 What do you want to do? 1604 01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:53,460 Great. 1605 01:00:54,170 --> 01:00:55,730 I'll have Jen call you with the report. 1606 01:00:55,940 --> 01:00:56,940 Have fun in the Hamptons. 1607 01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:58,140 Yeah. 1608 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,200 Done your way, Shakespeare. 1609 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,560 Thank you, Dan and Walt. 1610 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,760 Thanks, Dan. 1611 01:01:02,790 --> 01:01:03,990 I'm all over it, Dan and Walt. 1612 01:01:16,025 --> 01:01:17,696 You know, it's kind of sad if you think about it. 1613 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:22,680 Those guys spend all their time looking for something they're never gonna find. 1614 01:01:23,870 --> 01:01:24,870 What, the perfect woman? 1615 01:01:25,870 --> 01:01:26,990 Yeah, there's no such thing. 1616 01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:31,210 So you've never been tempted, huh? 1617 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,680 Well, I mean, of course I've been tempted. 1618 01:01:37,060 --> 01:01:38,140 Why does that surprise you? 1619 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,375 I can go home at night, I can look at my wife and 1620 01:01:43,376 --> 01:01:46,520 my kids in the eye, and I feel like a total fraud. 1621 01:01:48,770 --> 01:01:50,170 I mean, to me, that's a good trade. 1622 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:10,900 Daniel, how's it going? 1623 01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:15,260 Good to see you, man. 1624 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:16,420 Hi, Daniel. 1625 01:02:16,540 --> 01:02:17,540 I'm Christine. 1626 01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:18,700 I've heard a lot about you. 1627 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:19,800 Yeah, you too. 1628 01:02:20,260 --> 01:02:22,668 Yeah, um, so Daniel and I have a meeting we 1629 01:02:22,669 --> 01:02:24,740 gotta get up to, so, uh, I'll see you later. 1630 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:25,400 Okay. 1631 01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:27,060 Bye. 1632 01:02:31,890 --> 01:02:32,210 Ah. 1633 01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:33,650 Sorry about that. 1634 01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:36,086 She's a little nuts, and I had to stop her from coming upstairs. 1635 01:02:36,110 --> 01:02:36,410 It's okay. 1636 01:02:36,630 --> 01:02:37,950 But you show up in the next time. 1637 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:38,710 It's good. 1638 01:02:38,830 --> 01:02:39,130 It's good. 1639 01:02:39,390 --> 01:02:39,710 Bye. 1640 01:02:39,730 --> 01:02:42,350 Oh, and I know you and Beth are becoming real good friends. 1641 01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,210 I think that's cool and everything. 1642 01:02:43,310 --> 01:02:45,186 This is probably something she doesn't need to hear about. 1643 01:02:45,210 --> 01:02:46,210 You know? 1644 01:02:47,290 --> 01:02:50,530 Unless you're trying to split us up for some reason. 1645 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,320 I couldn't be. 1646 01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:57,260 You all right? 1647 01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,440 Yeah. 1648 01:04:10,510 --> 01:04:11,510 No... 1649 01:04:14,330 --> 01:04:15,330 Hey, Beth. 1650 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:17,490 Hey, where are you? 1651 01:04:18,130 --> 01:04:19,130 I'm at home. 1652 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,720 Tommy said you guys had an important dinner tonight. 1653 01:04:22,755 --> 01:04:24,970 Well, I guess I'm not that important. 1654 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,190 So did you, did you find the guy? 1655 01:04:28,210 --> 01:04:29,330 Did you finish the book yet? 1656 01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:30,490 Yeah, I just did. 1657 01:04:31,730 --> 01:04:33,330 I'm not sure how I feel about it, though. 1658 01:04:33,770 --> 01:04:34,770 What do you mean? 1659 01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:41,550 Well, you kind of just trust the narrator out of habit, you know? 1660 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,720 But just as you're getting into it, he just turns out to be full of shit. 1661 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:47,970 Yeah, so? 1662 01:04:48,410 --> 01:04:49,410 What's the point of that? 1663 01:04:53,670 --> 01:04:54,910 Maybe it's just like real life. 1664 01:04:58,030 --> 01:05:00,190 Sometimes people just aren't who you thought they were. 1665 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:08,070 You'd tell me if something were going on with Tommy, right? 1666 01:05:09,730 --> 01:05:11,330 Yeah, yeah, if I knew anything. 1667 01:05:12,100 --> 01:05:14,910 I mean, there's no stupid guy code or anything, is there? 1668 01:05:17,070 --> 01:05:18,430 Don't say anything to Tommy, okay? 1669 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:19,700 No, of course not. 1670 01:05:19,810 --> 01:05:20,810 Thanks. 1671 01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:23,376 Hey, what are you doing tonight? 1672 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,106 Do you want to come get a drink with any more friends? 1673 01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:26,150 I can't, Beth. 1674 01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:29,010 I'm kind of expecting someone. 1675 01:05:31,170 --> 01:05:31,650 Oh. 1676 01:05:31,651 --> 01:05:32,651 Okay. 1677 01:05:34,460 --> 01:05:36,550 Well, have fun tonight, whatever you're doing. 1678 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,370 And, well, not too much fun. 1679 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:43,800 I'll talk to you later. 1680 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:44,440 Okay. 1681 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,840 Bye. 1682 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,360 Hello? 1683 01:05:51,940 --> 01:05:53,100 Delivery for Mr. Daniel. 1684 01:05:53,850 --> 01:05:54,850 Yeah, come on up. 1685 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000 You should call Daniel. 1686 01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:01,300 What's up with Daniel tonight? 1687 01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:02,700 I don't know. 1688 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:06,680 It sounded like he had some hot date coming over. 1689 01:06:08,425 --> 01:06:10,240 Uh, yeah, that's not how I doubt that. 1690 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:10,740 Why? 1691 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:11,860 What does that mean? 1692 01:06:12,030 --> 01:06:13,510 That guy is totally in love with you. 1693 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:14,920 Why didn't he come tonight, then? 1694 01:06:14,950 --> 01:06:16,140 You're his boss's girlfriend. 1695 01:06:16,605 --> 01:06:17,836 I'm sure it kills him to be around you. 1696 01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:18,860 Shut up. 1697 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,200 Oh, my God. 1698 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:23,605 But it's not that surprising. 1699 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:25,360 No, it's over there. 1700 01:06:25,750 --> 01:06:26,750 It's crazy Christy. 1701 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,260 Tommy's ex? 1702 01:06:28,261 --> 01:06:28,580 Yeah. 1703 01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:29,320 Which one is she? 1704 01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:31,520 She's the little Audrey Hepburn in the red dress. 1705 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,640 That's her, isn't it? 1706 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:34,220 Yeah, she's not that pretty. 1707 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,260 You need to talk to her. 1708 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:37,596 I don't want to make a scene. 1709 01:06:37,620 --> 01:06:38,920 Make a huge fucking scene. 1710 01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:40,140 This has gone on long enough. 1711 01:06:42,260 --> 01:06:43,260 You're right. 1712 01:06:43,790 --> 01:06:45,620 This has gone on long enough. 1713 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,040 Uh, can I help you? 1714 01:06:58,330 --> 01:07:01,060 Uh, we've never met before, but I, um... 1715 01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:04,080 You used to date Tom Fielding, right? 1716 01:07:06,135 --> 01:07:07,700 Are you one of Tommy's ex-girlfriends? 1717 01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:10,340 Ex-girlfriends? 1718 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,560 Um, no. 1719 01:07:12,210 --> 01:07:14,250 Tommy and I have been together for three months now. 1720 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,160 Nice necklace. 1721 01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:36,450 Uh, 1722 01:07:59,750 --> 01:08:00,750 should we get the check? 1723 01:08:01,530 --> 01:08:03,790 Um, actually, I think I want to stay out tonight. 1724 01:08:04,050 --> 01:08:05,770 I mean, we spent the whole day inside. 1725 01:08:07,330 --> 01:08:08,390 Yeah, wasn't that great? 1726 01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:08,950 Yeah. 1727 01:08:08,951 --> 01:08:11,570 Well, all we ever do is stay in and have sex. 1728 01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:14,170 This is the first night we met. 1729 01:08:17,090 --> 01:08:18,130 I want to go out tonight. 1730 01:08:20,110 --> 01:08:21,150 Well, we are out. 1731 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:25,920 Ciao, carissima. 1732 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,280 Ciao, Paolo. 1733 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,080 Paolo. 1734 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,040 Paolo, this is Tommy. 1735 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,600 Ah, Tommy. 1736 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,040 Nice to meet you. 1737 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,080 Nice to meet you, too. 1738 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,440 Oh, Paolo, Tommy speaks Italian, too. 1739 01:08:39,441 --> 01:08:39,840 Oh, really? 1740 01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:40,920 Yes, a little. 1741 01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:41,620 Oh, good. 1742 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,760 I don't know anyone in New York who speaks Italian. 1743 01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:44,220 Congratulations. 1744 01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:45,600 It's a pleasure to meet you. 1745 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,840 Yeah, it's a little, it's a little loud in here and I'm a little rusty probably, 1746 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,900 so... Ah, we speak English then. 1747 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,880 Yeah, it's probably better for everyone. 1748 01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:57,900 Sure. 1749 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,800 So, how do you guys know each other? 1750 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:03,961 Oh, I... Okay. 1751 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,920 So, one day, Drew came into my studio to make some photos. 1752 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,220 Very nice photos, eh? 1753 01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:12,560 Paolo is a genius. 1754 01:09:12,561 --> 01:09:13,220 Oh, no. 1755 01:09:13,380 --> 01:09:13,680 Yeah. 1756 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,320 So, ah, Tommy. 1757 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,820 Ah, what is it you do? 1758 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:18,860 Ah, I'm... I work at a bank. 1759 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,680 Morgan Brothers. 1760 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:21,000 Sales training, at least. 1761 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:21,920 Oh, I understand. 1762 01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:22,480 Wall Street. 1763 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:22,980 I get it. 1764 01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:24,140 Money, eh? 1765 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:24,980 Money? 1766 01:09:25,180 --> 01:09:27,576 Paolo, when did you get to New York and why didn't you call me? 1767 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:28,740 I'm only here one week. 1768 01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,380 I mean, tomorrow I have a show opening. 1769 01:09:30,420 --> 01:09:31,636 Tonight we're out to celebrate. 1770 01:09:31,660 --> 01:09:32,660 I did... 1771 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,300 You must join us. 1772 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:35,420 To celebrate. 1773 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:35,980 Tonight. 1774 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,600 Oh, come on. 1775 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:38,840 Huh? 1776 01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:41,916 Well, you wouldn't mind if I went with them, would you? 1777 01:09:41,940 --> 01:09:42,940 Hmm? 1778 01:09:43,770 --> 01:09:45,490 I mean, you wanted to go home anyway, right? 1779 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:51,680 You're a trash man. 1780 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,000 That's what you want to go home with? 1781 01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,060 I mean... 1782 01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:00,260 Sorry about that. 1783 01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:01,460 Have a good evening. 1784 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,260 Hey, Samantha. 1785 01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:22,620 It's Thomas. 1786 01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:24,880 It's about 11 o'clock Saturday night. 1787 01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:26,720 I would love to see you. 1788 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:27,920 So give me a call back. 1789 01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:29,100 All right. 1790 01:10:32,710 --> 01:10:33,710 Amy. 1791 01:10:34,090 --> 01:10:35,090 Tom. 1792 01:10:35,170 --> 01:10:36,170 Hey. 1793 01:10:36,230 --> 01:10:38,370 Saturday night about, uh, about 10. 1794 01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:41,870 I'd love to see you. 1795 01:10:44,790 --> 01:10:45,790 Jen. 1796 01:10:46,390 --> 01:10:47,630 What's your favorite co-worker? 1797 01:10:47,930 --> 01:10:48,930 Tommy. 1798 01:10:49,270 --> 01:10:50,270 I'd love to see you. 1799 01:10:50,770 --> 01:10:51,770 Even if it's late. 1800 01:10:53,090 --> 01:10:54,090 Just call me back. 1801 01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:55,410 See you. 1802 01:11:11,490 --> 01:11:11,930 Bye. 1803 01:11:12,350 --> 01:11:12,790 Bye. 1804 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:14,840 I should hear some of the things he says about you. 1805 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,400 I think I have an idea. 1806 01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:24,225 I spent so much time hating you. 1807 01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:26,340 I don't know what to believe. 1808 01:11:56,620 --> 01:11:57,620 Hey, Beth. 1809 01:11:57,910 --> 01:11:59,070 How's girls' night out going? 1810 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:00,100 Tommy? 1811 01:12:00,910 --> 01:12:02,110 I don't want to see you again. 1812 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:03,640 Ever. 1813 01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:05,890 Well, wait, Beth, what are you talking about? 1814 01:12:06,050 --> 01:12:07,160 That's, uh, where are you? 1815 01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:08,700 I know about Kristie, Tommy. 1816 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:10,700 Everything. 1817 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:12,060 What are you... Beth! 1818 01:12:12,220 --> 01:12:13,220 This is crazy! 1819 01:12:13,340 --> 01:12:14,340 No. 1820 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:15,520 It's not, actually. 1821 01:12:16,820 --> 01:12:17,880 Well, not anymore. 1822 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,620 Who have you been talking to? 1823 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:20,900 Beth! 1824 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:24,960 Pop! 1825 01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:31,860 Hey, you know what, buddy? 1826 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:33,780 Change of plans. 1827 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:35,160 We're gonna be staying downtown. 1828 01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:37,780 Mommy. 1829 01:12:43,590 --> 01:12:44,590 Hey. 1830 01:12:45,670 --> 01:12:46,230 Hey. 1831 01:12:46,430 --> 01:12:47,690 What's going on, man? 1832 01:12:48,620 --> 01:12:49,620 You, uh... 1833 01:12:51,690 --> 01:12:54,910 You haven't spoken to Beth tonight by any chance, have you? 1834 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,520 Well, yeah, but I didn't think it was a big deal. 1835 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,370 What is a big deal, Daniel? 1836 01:13:01,390 --> 01:13:02,530 It's a big fucking deal! 1837 01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:02,850 Why? 1838 01:13:03,530 --> 01:13:05,210 Because you told her I was fucking Christy! 1839 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:06,070 I don't even know what... 1840 01:13:06,071 --> 01:13:08,930 You want to fuck my girl, don't you, you little fucking cunt? 1841 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:11,100 I didn't say anything. 1842 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:11,850 You didn't say anything? 1843 01:13:11,970 --> 01:13:13,090 Why would you call her, huh? 1844 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:14,890 She called me. 1845 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,626 We talked for two minutes about a book we were reading. 1846 01:13:17,650 --> 01:13:18,650 That's it. 1847 01:13:29,750 --> 01:13:30,750 Book club. 1848 01:13:31,190 --> 01:13:32,190 Yeah. 1849 01:13:32,430 --> 01:13:33,430 Oh, now I understand. 1850 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:35,490 You can understand why I misinterpreted that whole situation. 1851 01:13:35,491 --> 01:13:36,651 That's really itching, Tommy. 1852 01:13:38,270 --> 01:13:39,470 Hurt me as much as it did you. 1853 01:13:40,310 --> 01:13:41,486 I'm sure we'll be laughing about it on Monday. 1854 01:13:41,510 --> 01:13:43,030 Look, I'll take you out to lunch, okay? 1855 01:13:44,630 --> 01:13:44,950 Yeah. 1856 01:13:45,010 --> 01:13:46,010 All right, all right. 1857 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:47,750 You think it over? 1858 01:13:47,810 --> 01:13:49,230 You get that fixed up? 1859 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,210 Monday, we'll straighten this whole thing out. 1860 01:13:51,230 --> 01:13:52,230 Oh, thanks so, Tommy. 1861 01:13:55,690 --> 01:13:56,010 Daniel. 1862 01:13:56,470 --> 01:13:56,930 Come on. 1863 01:13:56,990 --> 01:13:57,210 Don't. 1864 01:13:57,290 --> 01:13:58,290 Go home, Tommy. 1865 01:13:59,770 --> 01:14:00,770 Just go home. 1866 01:14:39,230 --> 01:14:40,270 Eighty-fourths and fifths? 1867 01:14:57,685 --> 01:14:58,845 Eight dollars twenty, please. 1868 01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:06,260 I think I lost my wallet. 1869 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:08,360 Eight dollars twenty, sir. 1870 01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,290 I think I lost my wallet, sir. 1871 01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:12,680 We can go ATM. 1872 01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:15,020 No, my cards are in my wallet. 1873 01:15:15,185 --> 01:15:16,396 But, you know, I'll tell you what. 1874 01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:17,420 I have money upstairs. 1875 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,073 If you just wait here for a couple minutes, I'll 1876 01:15:19,093 --> 01:15:20,580 run up, I'll grab it, I'll bring it down for you. 1877 01:15:20,581 --> 01:15:22,820 Get the fuck out of my taxi. 1878 01:15:44,380 --> 01:15:45,380 Hey, Beth. 1879 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:46,960 Hey. 1880 01:15:47,235 --> 01:15:49,940 Sorry, um, do you still have company? 1881 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,780 No, no, not at all. 1882 01:15:51,820 --> 01:15:52,820 Are you, are you okay? 1883 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,300 Can I ask you a favor? 1884 01:15:55,530 --> 01:15:59,920 You can say no, but, um, please don't say no, okay? 1885 01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:02,600 Beth, Beth, I'll be right there. 1886 01:16:22,100 --> 01:16:23,100 It's been a while, Tommy. 1887 01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:27,630 Evening, Miss Perkins. 1888 01:16:31,450 --> 01:16:32,690 The place looks nice. 1889 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,100 Did you miss me? 1890 01:17:17,935 --> 01:17:18,935 What did you do now? 1891 01:17:31,390 --> 01:17:32,590 Call me when you get a chance. 1892 01:17:34,570 --> 01:17:35,650 Hey, it's Tommy. 1893 01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:37,940 I'm just gonna crash at my place tonight, okay? 1894 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:39,720 You fucking asshole. 1895 01:17:42,370 --> 01:17:43,370 Hey. 1896 01:17:50,810 --> 01:17:51,030 Hey. 1897 01:17:51,830 --> 01:17:52,270 What? 1898 01:17:52,550 --> 01:17:52,930 Yeah. 1899 01:17:53,450 --> 01:17:54,450 What happened? 1900 01:17:54,735 --> 01:17:56,510 I guess Tommy's having a rough night. 1901 01:17:56,790 --> 01:17:57,790 Tommy did that? 1902 01:17:58,150 --> 01:18:02,350 Why would he... I, I guess he thought that I, that I told you about Christy. 1903 01:18:02,590 --> 01:18:04,030 How would you even... 1904 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:08,980 Wow. 1905 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,480 Is everybody fucking left-handed? 1906 01:18:10,481 --> 01:18:10,780 You knew? 1907 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:11,880 The whole time? 1908 01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:13,360 No, not the whole time. 1909 01:18:14,130 --> 01:18:15,130 Why didn't you tell me? 1910 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:16,200 I should have. 1911 01:18:16,810 --> 01:18:20,820 No, you have your job to think about and your friends. 1912 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,200 Beth, I quit my job. 1913 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:26,600 Those aren't my friends. 1914 01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:29,180 It's just you. 1915 01:18:37,820 --> 01:18:39,300 Hey, baby, you're a little late here. 1916 01:18:39,740 --> 01:18:40,740 I know. 1917 01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:42,160 I'll make it up to you. 1918 01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,160 Sorry, baby, but you know it doesn't work that way. 1919 01:18:46,990 --> 01:18:49,720 Look, I lost my wallet tonight, and I will make it up to you. 1920 01:18:49,860 --> 01:18:50,380 I promise. 1921 01:18:50,565 --> 01:18:51,565 Listen, motherfucker. 1922 01:18:52,330 --> 01:18:55,066 You will get me my motherfucking money, or I'm gonna fucking scream until the 1923 01:18:55,090 --> 01:18:58,141 fucking cops come, and that would fuck you a lot more than it would a motherfucker. 1924 01:18:58,165 --> 01:18:59,525 Okay, how about we just calm down? 1925 01:18:59,825 --> 01:19:02,360 And, uh, I'll find out a way to get your money for you, okay? 1926 01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:04,220 Just, just give me a minute to think about it. 1927 01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:06,940 Okay, baby. 1928 01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:08,680 Whenever you're ready. 1929 01:19:13,730 --> 01:19:14,730 Uh, how's it going? 1930 01:19:15,220 --> 01:19:16,300 You can't go up there, son. 1931 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,546 I just need to talk to Chrissy for a second. 1932 01:19:19,570 --> 01:19:20,970 You're no longer on the guest list. 1933 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,990 Herb, look, my man, I'm up there all the time. 1934 01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,590 Danny, show this man to the door. 1935 01:20:29,570 --> 01:20:30,700 I feel sorry for you, Tony. 1936 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:33,640 I do. 1937 01:20:42,260 --> 01:20:43,260 Thanks, baby. 1938 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:46,960 Two stops, please. 1939 01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:00,320 So, that's how we got here. 1940 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,430 It's not pretty, I know. 1941 01:21:09,210 --> 01:21:11,490 I really don't have anything left to say for myself. 1942 01:21:14,730 --> 01:21:15,730 Maybe that's a start. 1943 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:19,840 So what are you gonna do now? 1944 01:21:21,510 --> 01:21:22,510 I don't know. 1945 01:21:24,030 --> 01:21:25,030 Chris Baker. 1946 01:21:25,365 --> 01:21:27,610 He keeps asking me to join him at his new place, but... 1947 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,840 I'm just not sure that's what I wanna do right now. 1948 01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:37,460 Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon? 1949 01:21:38,890 --> 01:21:39,890 What? 1950 01:21:40,950 --> 01:21:41,950 Never mind. 1951 01:21:42,190 --> 01:21:43,670 ...smiled and said yes. 1952 01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:45,650 I think we've met before. 1953 01:21:47,210 --> 01:21:50,230 In that instant, it started to pour. 1954 01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:54,930 Captured a taxi to the spot over the land. 1955 01:21:56,030 --> 01:22:04,030 We drove in silence across Bain-Champagne And all of that time you thought I was sad 1956 01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:30,580 Buongiorno, Carissa. 1957 01:22:37,940 --> 01:22:40,100 Why did you come back in that restaurant for my number? 1958 01:22:42,230 --> 01:22:45,230 I just couldn't be with that other girl and all I wanted was to talk to you. 1959 01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:58,000 Whatever happened to her anyway? 1960 01:23:06,015 --> 01:23:13,040 When you flipped that coin and I said I wanted to stay I don't think I realized it 1961 01:23:13,190 --> 01:23:16,100 then but I was thinking about you when I said it. 1962 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,240 I know. 1963 01:23:21,310 --> 01:23:22,310 So what was it? 1964 01:23:23,310 --> 01:23:24,310 It was what? 1965 01:23:26,110 --> 01:23:27,110 Censor tails. 1966 01:23:28,010 --> 01:23:29,010 Stay or leave. 1967 01:23:36,290 --> 01:23:37,290 That's what I thought. 131800