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South
Park Season13 Episode03
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Do I really have to do this,dad?
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Stan,now more than ever you need to
understand the importance of saving money.
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But grandma said I could use
this money to buy whatever I want.
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Okay,next,please.
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Go on,stanley.
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How can I help you,young man?
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I got $100 check from my grandma.
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And my dad said I need to put it in
the bank so it can grow over the years.
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Well,that's fantastic. A
really smart decision,young man.
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We can put that check in
a money market mutual fund,
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Then we'll reinvest the earnings
into foreign currency accounts
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with come can pounding
interest and it's gone!
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Uhh,what?
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It's gone. It's all gone.
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What's all gone?
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The money in your account. It
didn't do too well. It's gone.
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What do you mean? I have $100.
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Not anymore,you don't. Poof!
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Well,what can I do
to get back my --
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i'm sorry,sir,but this line
is for bank members only.
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I just opened an account!
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Do you have any money
invested with this bank?
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No,you just lost it all.
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Then please stand aside for people
who actually have money with us.
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Next,please.
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Hello,mrs. Farnickle. How are you today?
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Making a deposit,are we?
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Great. We can just put that into your retirement
at and make it go to work for you and it's gone.
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What?
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Sorry,yeah. That's gone.
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Please step aside for people who actually
have money with the bank. Next,please.
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Dad!
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Hey,i'm trying to teach my son
about the importance of savings.
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You already lost his money?
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Oh,mr.marsh! Don't worry.
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We can just transfer money from your account and
into a portfolio with your son's -- and it's gone!
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This line is for people who
have money with the bank only.
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Please step aside.
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This is the 9 news special report.
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Recession! A nation in peril.
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An economic cris has hit south park
and the nation like never before.
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Another south park bank has closed
down,leaving thousands of people in debt.
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It's just crazy,you know?
Everyone's affected by it.
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It's like all the money just vanished.
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It's really terrifying. We've got
no money to pay our mortgage now.
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We could very easily lose our house.
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Hi,grandma.
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First,the money started going and
now everyone's getting laid off work.
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They took our jobs!
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Just how far will the economy fall?
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We asked economic reporter
dan banks for his assessment.
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We'll have the rest of dan's
interview tonight at 10:00.
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All right,everyone,eat up.
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Oh,jesus christ.
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Sliced hot dogs and tomato slices?
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You said we had to be
careful with our money.
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I've got nothing for a food budget!
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Mom,dad,how come there's
suddenly no money?
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I'll tell you what happened,son.
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See,there's a bunch of idiot s out there
who weren't happy with what they had.
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They wanted a bigger house and materialistic
things that they didn't even need.
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People with no money who got loans to buy
frivolous things they had no business buying.
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And these assholes just blindly
started buying any stupid thing
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That looked appealing because
they thought money was endless.
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It goes back to when the government had the idea
that everyone in america deserves to own a house.
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So we have people having a hard time paying
their loans meaning less money coming in.
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And the idiots couldn't see that by doing all this
frivolous spending they were mocking the economy.
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And they made the economy very angry.
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We're all feeling the economy's vengeance
because of materialistic heathens
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who did stupid things with their money.
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Do you understand,son?
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Yeah. I think I get it.
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And so why is our economy failing us?
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Because the government kept
interest rates too low for too long!
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The government took our economy for granted
and now we are all here paying the price!
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How long will we sit and
watch our economy fall --
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And so I say to you,do not listen
to the wall street brokers for they
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are the ones who put
us in this situation!
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Fat cats with corporate greed.
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- They are the ones who knowingly drove us down this pathway of doom.
- and so where has all the money gone?
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It must have gone somewhere.
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The answer is obvious,my
friends. It is the jews!
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Covetous jews,who have taken all our
money and hoarded it for themselves.
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Hidden all the cash in some secret jew cave
that they built,probably back in the early '60s.
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And now we hear all different people casting all
different kinds of blame from person to person.
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But the fault lies in all of you. You!
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Who bought that $300,000 house when
you only had $20,000 to put down. You!
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Who bought that third car even though
only two people in your home drive.
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It is time to stop pointing fingers.
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Finger-pointing gets us nowhere. Steve!
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We have mocked our economy and now the
economy has cast its vengeance upon us all.
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He's right. This is the first
guy to actually make sense.
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Yeah,it is an angry
and unforgiving economy.
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To repent we must stop
frivolous spending.
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Instead of paying for
cable,let us watch clouds!
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Instead of buying clothes,bear
but sheets from thine beds!
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Cut spending to only the bare
essentials -- water and bread.
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And margaritas,yeah!
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Hello,young man. Welcome to
sur la table. Can I help you?
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Yeah. I wanna return this
margaritaville my stupid dad bought.
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Oh,that's all we get anymore,returns.
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Could you please put the
receipt here on this table?
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Sorry,our computers are slow today.
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We need a new ethernet cable.
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Oh,i'm sorry,sir. I'd like to give you a
refund,but i'm afraid that's not doable.
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- What?
- I said i'm not able,sir.
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You see,this margaritaville was
purchased with a payment plan.
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So?
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Well,an outside financing company
handles those payment plans.
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Customers just pay for some of the machine
and the finance company pays for the rest.
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Well,can't I just return it and
get the money my dad put in back?
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Hmm,that's improbable,but
not impossible.
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I'm not really sure how it works.
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You'll have to speak with
the people at the top.
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I can give you the finance company's
address if that's agreeable with you.
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We have become lovers of pleasure,rather
than lovers of the economy.
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There are those who will say
that the economy has forsaken us.
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Nay you hath forsaken the economy!
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And now you know the economy's wrath.
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Oh,thoust can shop in
a sporting goods store,
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But knowest thou that the economy will
take away thy broncos cap from thy head.
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You mocked the economy without fear.
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Thine own stockbrokers,now
lie dead by their own hand.
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And thou knowest that thy
stockbroker did not fear the economy.
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Well,here we are,my friends.
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You have brought the economy's
vengeance upon yourselves.
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What can we do,randy?
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Yes! Tell us! What do we
do? Tell us what to do!
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We must all wear sheets instead of
buying clothes that need detergent.
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Instead of cars that take gasoline,we
can get around on lamas from drake's farm.
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Instead of video games that take batteries
and software,our kids can play with squirrels!
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We must let the economy know that
we are capable of respecting it.
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No more needless spending!
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The economy is our shepherd.
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We shall not want!
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Morning,ted.
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Morning,al.
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Well,this sucks.
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Sure was better when our
parents were buying us stuff.
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Of all the times for people to
decide to stop buying things,
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It has to be the week the grand theft
auto 4 comes out for nintendo ds!
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You want something
new every week,fat ass.
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Don't you fraternize me!
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This is all your fault,you know.
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My fault?
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The jews took all the
money away and they --
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don't even start! Don't
even start,cartman!
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Well,why are we wearing bed sheets
and playing with squirrels,kyle?
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Not because of the
jews,butters! Who told you that?
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Well,eric did!
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Just tell us where the cave is,kyle.
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Now look!
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The reason we're in this situation
is because people are being stupid!
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The economy isn't some vengeable
being that takes things away from us.
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The economy is just made up by people.
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And people have just
lost their faith in it.
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What people really should
be doing is spending more.
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Spending is fine!
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We best speak with the council.
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Tell them a young jew is speaking
heresy towards the economy.
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can I help you?
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I want to return this margaritaville.
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Okay. Let me send you into josh.
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Hey,welcome to big
orange finance company!
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Yeah,have a seat. You want some carmex?
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No thanks.
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I want to return this margaritaville and the guy at sur
la table said that you are the company that financed it.
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Ooh,yeah. No. You know what? No,yeah.
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What?
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Yeah,we can't give you your
money back for that. Yeah,no.
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You'd have to talk to the
people on wall street. Yeah.
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Wall street?
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Yeah,no,see what I do is find americans who want
a frozen beverage machine but can't afford one.
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And I hook them up with investors who want to get
into the margaritaville payment plan business,yeah.
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So?
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Yeah,so the problem is your margaritaville
payment plan has been combined
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With thousands of others into
one big margaritaville security.
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Yeah,no. Yeah. No,yeah.
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The entire town has given
over to your ways,mr. Chairman.
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Everyone has even stopped using electricity
so as to stop paying electrical bills.
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You've really done an
amazing thing,mr. Marsh.
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People have learned to hold on to their money so as
to not feel the sting of the economy's mighty sword.
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I am pretty smart,yeah.
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But I have assembled this economic committee
to make sure everyone sticks to my new plan.
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We've got guards posted at the malls to make
sure nobody gets tempted to buy dumb stuff.
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And pat saltzman is doing house checks to make
sure nobody's ordering anything stupid online.
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Then perhaps soon our
economy will return to us.
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Council,i bring news of discord!
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A young jew was in the town square
speaking blasphemy about the economy.
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What?
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He was saying that your ideas are
false and the economy is not vengeful!
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He was rallying people to spend more!
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Spend more? What mockery is this?
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Relax,father maxi.
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What harm can one jew do against
our economic recovery movement?
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I had a dream last night.
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I was in a field,and I had grand theft
auto chinatown wars right next to me.
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But then the sky went black and grand theft
auto chinatown wars just melted in my hands.
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What's that?
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Excuse me. We need to
borrow your squirrels!
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- What?
- No! No,please!
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You have sinned!
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Oh,jesus,i'm sorry. Please!
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What's going on?
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Garrison,you have brought your
filth to this town for the last time!
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What did he do?
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Your teacher was caught buying a kitchen
aid stand mixer at bed,bath and beyond.
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Take thy punishment,heathen!
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Hey,stop it! Stop!
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Move aside,kid. He must
pay for his stand mixer.
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C'mon,this is ridiculous!
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What's ridiculous about hucking squirrels
at a man who has angered the economy?
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Just have a little compassion,huh?
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I mean,everyone's gone out and bought
something stupid. It's not so bad.
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Whichever of you guys has never
bought anything frivolous,go ahead
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And huck the next squirrel
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excuse me? Excuse me!
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I'd like to return this har mark,please.
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Margaritaville?
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My dad bought it on a payment plan
that was set up by a finance company
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Which got their principal
investors from somebody here.
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Oh,that makes sense.
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It does?
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You see,son,we lumped thousands of these
margaritaville installment plans together
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into margaritaville based securities,
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Then chopped those securities up in a
way that we could sell them to banks.
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So I can return it to the bank?
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Nope. Because a bunch of people like you
are defaulting on their margaritavilles
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So the government had to buy the
margaritaville assets from the banks.
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What?
234
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Just talk to the treasury
department. In d.c.
235
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They're the ones who really
understand how all this works.
236
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Oh,sell,sell,sell,sell!
237
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Listen,this is all you need to know.
238
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The economy is not a
supernatural all-knowing entity.
239
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The economy is just an idea made
up by people thousands of years ago.
240
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The economy is not
real and yet it is real.
241
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,510
Nowadays,they'll give credit cards to
practically anyone who applies for them.
242
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I applied for this
yesterday to prove a point.
243
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It is an american express platinum card.
244
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It has no spending limb.
245
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Do not be afraid!
246
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This is only plastic.
247
00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,480
It's just something made up by people.
248
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Truly meaningless until
we put our faith in it.
249
00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:26,370
Faith is what makes
an economy economist.
250
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:30,730
Without faith,it is only
plastic cards and paper money.
251
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,290
By all report,the young
jew is not letting up.
252
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:40,950
He is still going around convincing people
to have faith in the economy by shopping.
253
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:45,410
We've done everything we can and
yet the economy has not improved.
254
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,220
Worse,it has declined.
255
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:51,080
Poor bart here just lost his
job at little caesar's pizza.
256
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:56,160
Our tireless work is obviously
being undermined by this one jew.
257
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,840
Why does he go around pretending to
know the true will of the economy?
258
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:04,700
Perhaps he is the economy's
only son,sent to save us.
259
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,480
Are you retarded,stotch!
260
00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,400
The economy is omnipotent.
261
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,580
Which means it can do anything.
262
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:15,820
So saying it would be
limiting to one son is stupid!
263
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,560
That is stupid,yeah.
264
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,090
And going around telling
people to shop is dangerous.
265
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,940
Well,then there's only one option.
266
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:25,880
We have to kill the jew.
267
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,750
Yep,i think we gotta kill the jew.
268
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,410
I don't know. He's got a lot of support.
269
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:33,160
It might be hard to even catch this jew.
270
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:40,440
Did somebody say "catch a jew"?
271
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:46,930
The person you are after might be
hard to get,but I can bring him to you.
272
00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:49,400
And all I want in return
273
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:53,410
is chinatown wars for
a handheld nintendo sd
274
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,470
uh,how can we help you,young man?
275
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:21,250
I want to return this margaritaville.
276
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,860
My dad bought it on a payment
plan set up by a finance company
277
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,960
That got investors from wall street
278
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:28,440
who combined it into securities,sold
to banks who transferred it to you.
279
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,150
Ohhh,that makes sense.
280
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:35,140
No problem. We just need
to consult the chart.
281
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:38,010
We can determine your property's
value and we'll be done.
282
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,660
Really? Thank you.
283
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,690
Be right back
284
00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,880
excellent news,sir.
285
00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:05,350
We've determined the investment value of
your margaritaville to be $90 trillion!
286
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,890
What?
287
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,860
Hey,what's the matter,kyle?
288
00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,480
You seem bummed out.
289
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:23,970
I just have a feeling this might
be the last time we get to do this.
290
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:26,850
Don't worry,kyle. We're not
gonna let people kill you.
291
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,760
We'll keep you hidden forever!
292
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,980
I can't just hide my whole life,butters.
293
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,600
And besides,i have this strange feel hag
one of you is gonna totally betray me.
294
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,860
All right,whoever is thinking of
betraying kyle,that is not cool.
295
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:46,030
That's frickin' lame,dude.
296
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:48,000
Kyle's trying to get
the economy going again.
297
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:51,190
If somebody is thinking of stabbing
him in the back,you're being a dick.
298
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,710
Go ahead,kyle.
299
00:17:56,460 --> 00:18:01,930
Whoever it might happen to be,i'm
not giving him the opportunity.
300
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,450
Tomorrow,i'm going to
have to do something.
301
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:07,660
Something i've known I would have
to do to restore people's faith.
302
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:12,460
Kyle,please. For sake,don't
do anything drastic.
303
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,820
There's no choice anymore,guys.
304
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,140
Don't worry about me.
305
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,880
I've been preparing for
this for a while now.
306
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:23,060
No,no,no. Excuse me. I don't understand.
307
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:26,120
How can this stupid thing
be worth $90 trillion?
308
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,880
What,you think it's worth more?
309
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,740
No! Dude,that doesn't make sense.
310
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:33,620
Well,you don't get $90 trillion,but
the chart says that's what it's worth.
311
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,510
Oh,oh,problem! Problem again!
312
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,510
What is it now?
313
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,120
Another insurance company
is about to go under.
314
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,860
If they do,people could lose millions.
315
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,630
Okay. No problem. We
better consult the chart.
316
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,250
Sir,another insurance
company is going under.
317
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,420
Now determining most prudent
move for insurance company!
318
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:12,830
Bailout!
319
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,820
Most prudent move is a bailout!
320
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,310
Bailout the insurance company!
321
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,350
It's a miracle.
322
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,590
Why would someone do this?
323
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,080
What is this? What is going on?
324
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:32,320
There. Look.
325
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,340
It's the jew.
326
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,090
Somehow he got a platinum
amex with no spending limit.
327
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,870
What's he doing?
328
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:42,540
He's paying for everyone's debts.
329
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:49,080
Hey,thanks,kid. This
is really nice of you.
330
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:52,680
But that's impossible.
Why would he do this?
331
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,180
So that people have money to spend.
332
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:58,030
Kyle! Kyle,you have to stop this!
333
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,270
It's okay,ma.
334
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,940
No,kyle,you'll be in debt
for the rest of your life.
335
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,010
Please,somebody,get him to stop!
336
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:22,410
Uh,there's about $17,000 worth here
337
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:28,350
he paid for our debts so
we could spend once more.
338
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,030
He's dead.
339
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:36,850
No,he's just passed out.
We should get him to bed.
340
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:06,320
For the first time in almost a year,the economy in
south park has take an small,but noticeable upturn.
341
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:12,590
Stores and shopping malls are open again as newly
debt-free people feel safe to make purchases.
342
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,530
The new margaritaville!
343
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,180
With salsa dispenser!
344
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:19,300
Just pour your favorite salsa in the top
and it comes out the dispenser at the bottom!
345
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,670
Oh,we need this!
346
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,110
Are we out of the woods yet?
347
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,540
Only time will tell.
348
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:28,200
But we must not forget the sacrifice
one person made to restore our faith
349
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,630
And make us believe in
the economy once again.
350
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:34,560
The person we must thank every
day for his amazing sacrifice --
351
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:36,580
barack obama.
352
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,120
Ah.come on.
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