All language subtitles for Offspring.S07E03.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gir0h_track3_[eng]

(upbeat music)

- It's over.

Mick and I have broken up.

So, that's all. I don't want
to discuss it any further.

I just need to be on my
own, I think. (upbeat music)

- Can we just talk about this sensibly?

- No, no.

Talking has got us nowhere.

I want you to come over
and get all your things.

- Can you come and do your thing here?

- What?

- We need you to do that
people thing you do.

- I really don't want
to work for dad, okay?

- What's in the box?

- What do you want to call him?

- I can't name your dog.

- He's our dog.

(upbeat music)

- Ugh, I have a new appreciation
for what Martin Clegg does.

- Is the water over your head?

- Sometimes.

Sometimes it's right at my eyes.

I met up with an old colleague.

- Are you writing?

Oh, I want to know everything.

What fields?

Where you're headed?

Latest developments.

(upbeat music)

- I don't think I'm living
up to my full potential.

(upbeat music)

(keyboard keys clacking)

- [Nina Voiceover] The aim
of this research proposal

is to account for the observed
rise in the number of deaths

due to amniotic fluid embolism.

- Mum.

- Yes, just give me a sec.

- [Nina Voiceover] The
rarity of the disorder

is counterbalanced.

- Mum.

- Um, yeah?

- Please.

You're a good, patient girl.

Come on, let's read "Peter Rabbit."

"He was so tired that he
flopped down upon the nice

"soft sand on the floor
of the rabbit hole,

"shut his eyes.

"His mother was so busy."

(upbeat music)

(footsteps thudding)

Oh, sh.

(tray thudding)

- [Nina Voiceover] Never mind.

(upbeat music)

(oven door thudding)

(upbeat music)

(keyboard keys clacking)

(upbeat music)

(keyboard keys clacking)

- How's the home stretch?

- I've got to submit this tomorrow.

- Oh.

Mm.

- I've wanted to do

a funding submission like this for years,

but now I'm scared it's
not gonna be good enough.

Doing Martin's job, as well as my own,

I just don't have time or
energy to do it properly.

- So you're baking cookies.

- Kim's doing this, "Thank
God you're home" thing

for Martin and Cherie.

I burnt the first batch.

I missed sleep, so much.

(cellphone ringing)

It's Bill.

Billie.

- Yeah, maybe I will come over.

- Yes.

Yeah, come right now.

- Was that you yawning?

- No.

Come over.

We will, we will drink wine
and we'll listen to music.

- I'm gonna go, though.

- Have you eaten?

- No.

- I'll bring wine.

See you in 10.

- Okay.

(gentle upbeat music)

(Nina sighing)

- [Nina Voiceover] You can do this.

Finish the submission,
be there for Billie.

(gentle upbeat music)

Hang in there.

Martin will be back in less than 24 hours

and everything will be back to normal.

♪ Oh, why, oh, why, oh why ♪

♪ Won't you sing ♪

♪ Bring your hips to me,
oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Oh, bring your hips to
me, oh, bring your hips ♪

♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪

♪ To me ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ To me ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Oh, why, oh, why, oh,
why won't you sing ♪

(gentle upbeat music)

(gentle upbeat music continues)

- If you just want a quiet place.

- Sorry, sorry, this is the best bit.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ It's lonesome out here on the road ♪

♪ Where the last points of
fire that light the night sky ♪

♪ Burn down to their embers
and flicker and die ♪

♪ And ooh ♪

- I don't know who I was before Mick.

It's like I've mentally Photoshopped him

into the background of my entire life.

♪ Where the last little spark ♪

♪ That's disrupting the dark ♪

- Billie, I-I know that losing Mick.

- I didn't lose him.

We broke up.

- I know that letting Mick go was probably

the hardest thing you've ever done.

I do understand that.

And I know there's
really nothing I can do.

But I'm here.

(gentle upbeat music)

Please tell me what I can do.

- You can't do anything.

I just have to go through it

and not around it, not like with dad.

I'm going to consciously
grieve and let go.

- I don't know what that means.

- It means I've decided to get the advice

of a professional mental
healthcare practitioner.

I have a list of very impressive names

and I've already scheduled
times to audition them.

- Is audition the right word?

- I want the right person.

I don't trust just anyone.

- No.

- I gotta go.

- Why don't you just stay the night?

- No, I wanna, I wanna
wake up in my own bed.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Love you.

- Love you.

(gentle music)

(footsteps tapping)

(gentle music)

(car engine revving)

(birds chirping)

- You used to do that.

- When?

- When you were about Paddy's age.

Darcy went away for a month

and you'd sit at the door every night.

- Don't remember.

- Neither will they.

- I don't remember cracking
my head open either,

but I've still got the scar.

- Well, your hair grew back.

Can hardly see it now.

- It's still there.

- Try not to shut down from
each other, my darling.

I know you're hurting, but so is Zara.

- Hi, my little stinkys.
- Mama.

- Hi.

Oh, mwah.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

- The boys have been
standing at the front door

for the last hour.

- Mom, we saw three red cars.

- Did you?

- Alfie was upset.

- Oh, why were you upset, my darling?

- Because he wanted to see you.

- Well, I am here now.

And do you know what I feel like?

Frozen yogurt.

- [Alfie] One with the lollies on top?

- Yes.

And zebra chunks, the coconut ones.

Hey, is it okay if I drop
them half an hour early?

I've just got an appointment

and.
- Are you serious?

- I can't cancel

without 24 hours.
- I'm sorry.

I can't help you.

Hey, have fun, all right?

Eat lots of zebra chunks.

- Hey, what if we did a deal

and I could make up the
time on a. (door thudding)

Frozen yogurt.

Delicious, let's go.

- Why would we put him in a cage?

- It's a crate and the
man at the fancy dog store

said it was the best
one by a country mile.

It makes them feel secure.

It's great for anxiety and travel.

- It just seems so cruel.

- No, they love it.

The dog man said the dogs love it.

I just, I thought you
wanted us to be co-parents.

- I do.

- Then let me have some input.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

Oh, and I might stay over again tonight.

- Oh, yes, please.

- It's just easier with the
group locked in this afternoon.

- Oh.

- See ya.

- Can't wait.

(footsteps tapping)

Mom's gone.

She's gone.

She's gone, she's gone.

What do you want to do?.

What do you want to do?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

(upbeat music)

(cellphone beeping)

(upbeat music)

Shit.

Shit.

Sorry, mate, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, dad's gotta go.

Dad's gotta go.

Here.

(gentle upbeat music)

You wanna go for a drive?
You want to go for a drive?

Let's go.

Let's go for a drive.

(footsteps tapping)
- Have I got time to.

- No. I've got eyes
and ears on the ground.

Cherie's been spotted.

They're on their way.

- Are we hiding?
- What does it look like?

Hurry up.

(Nina panting)

(footsteps tapping)

- Was that Cherie?

- There you are.

- Ah.

(all laughing)

- Please don't ever leave me again.

- Oh, we've all missed you, not just Kim.

- Oh, I don't have enough
big words to express

how happy I am to be home.

Just the heat, and the dust,

and blowies as big as your head,

I couldn't get home soon enough.

- Where's Martin?

- How'd Ray go?

- Oh, he loved it, even
more than I hated it.

I mean, the two of them
tried to comfort shame me.

I mean, Ray would call me a
sook every time I complained

about the water pressure.
- Where's Martin?

- Where is Martin?

- Martin is not coming back.

(upbeat music)

(footsteps tapping)

He asked me to give you this.

Said get in touch with him any time

if there's anything that's not clear.

- Cherie, I am barely
clinging to consciousness.

I think I'm on the verge
of some kind of breakdown.

I have been limping for weeks
in every conceivable way.

My life is not set up to
operate at warp drive.

I've got too many balls in
the air and not enough hands.

- I've missed you.

- I've missed you too.

But I don't think you're hearing me.

I need you to tell me when
Martin is coming back.

- If I knew, I'd tell you.

I didn't know he'd take it this far.

It's just a bit of power play.

He's trying to psych me out.

He even asked me to post his special pen.

I mean, I don't even think he's got one.

I think he's making it up, so
I have to go into his office

and actively miss him.

Trust me.

(gentle upbeat music)

(footsteps thudding)

(birds chirping)

(footsteps thudding)

- I know you don't want
to hear this right now.

- Maybe don't say it, then.

- We both know that's not an option.

Zara's a wonderful mother

and she'll always have
a place in this family.

But you're my son.
- I know I'm your son, mom.

- Shut up, I'm trying to help.

I know things would be a lot easier

if you could just take
some time for yourself,

but you can't.

You don't get to give up, sweetheart,

not in front of the kids.

You have to find a grown-up
way to deal with this,

so the boys don't feel your frustration.

I know how hard that is, believe me.

- In your mind, did you hide
your frustration about dad

in front of us?

Because I feel like a
lot of it came through.

- If that's how you need
to frame it, that's fine.

I can't control how you
remember your childhood

any more than you can control

how your boys will remember theirs.

- I don't think this is helping.

- I know you want to
throw your arms in the air

and run screaming into the night,

but it's not about what
you want, sweetheart.

It's what the boys need.

That's what being a parent is.

Have a lollipop.

Aw.

- And what type of training do you have?

- I.

Well, I have a bachelor of medicine,

a bachelor in surgery, both with honors.

I'm a fully certified psychiatrist,

and I'm a lifetime board
member of the Royal Australian

and New Zealand College of Psychologists.

And I specialize in addiction
and forensic psychiatry.

(gentle upbeat music)

- And are you aware that you're
becoming slightly defensive?

- No, I was not aware that you
were perceiving me that way.

- So, you don't think that
you're being defensive?

- No.

- Unfortunately, that
lack of self-awareness

is a deal-breaker for me.

I think we'll leave it there.

(birds chirping)

(gate thudding)

(gentle music)

(footsteps tapping)

- [Nina Voiceover] Hello,
you've called Nina.

Please leave a message.

(gentle music)

(water gushing)

Keep it together, Martin
hasn't come back yet.

It's temporary.

You can keep going a bit longer.

- Ready when you are.

- Thanks, Kim.

- [Nina Voiceover] Focus
on one thing at a time.

One foot in front of the other.

Stay in the moment.

(gentle music)

- Hello, little.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

- I'm so sorry.

- No, I'm sorry.

- [Cherie] I'm sorry.

- I'm really sorry.

- We're both sorry.

- Yeah, no, this is not
as wrong as it looks.

I mean, yes, it is wrong,

but not as wrong as it.
- I should have knocked.

- I'm just trying to help Kim and Jess.

- No, please don't feel that
you have to explain any.

Kim and Jess?

- Yeah, they asked me to help out

with the whole fathering thing.

- Oh, I thought they wanted Jimmy.

- Well, they've moved on from him.

- Oh, that's nice, I didn't know.

- Yeah, so, I was just.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Well, congratulations.

- Cheers.

- Oh, how was your trip?
- Oh, no, it was good, thanks.

- Yeah?
- I'll leave you to it.

- Oh, okay, yeah.

- Hey, do you want to call him off, or?

- Sorry.

Greg, come on.

Come on, mate.

There you go.

- Okay.
- Ah, yeah.

- It was good to see you
and it was good to see Greg.

- Welcome home.

- Thank you.

(door thudding)

- Right.

Well, that.

(Will sighing)

That does that.

(truck engine revving)

(footsteps thudding)

- Morning.

- Oh morning.

- Just to let you know,
he's in one of his moods.

- So, he's conscious.

Well, for the record, I'm
here for you, not for him.

- I know.

That's why you're my favorite.

Come see me after?

- Yep.

- Good luck.

- You want to know what I think?

- [Harry] Well, I can't really do my job

without some understanding.

- It's all a crock of shit is what it is.

"Improve work practices."

What's it mean?

- It's just about creating a happier,

more productive environment.

- And why would people be happy?

It's called work for a reason.

I don't pay people to have fun.

- Well, that's fine for
you to say in here with me,

maybe just don't say it in the staff room.

- The only reason you're here

is your sister is getting on my tits.

- Well, no one wants to see that, dad.

Look, I'll stay out of your
way as much as possible,

but I will need your help.

I will need you to listen to what I say.

On the up side, you don't have to

pretend to be happy about it.

- Hm.

- All right.

Okay.

- Did dad mention Pete Mulcahy?

- No.

He said I was here to
get you off his tits.

- Right.

Pete Mulcahy walked into
dad's office last week

and completely broke down.

- Broke down how?

- He was sobbing.

I mean, he was inconsolable.

- Pete was sobbing?

- Pete told dad he was suffering
from occupational stress

and dad told him to stop being a pussy.

- Oh, you have grossly misrepresented

the seriousness of this situation.

- I'm sorry.

- No, you're not.

- You're right, I'm not.

- You're not.

Oh.

- I'm so glad you're here.

- [Martin Voiceover] Dear, Nina,

I'm not getting on the plane.

I can't get on the plane.

Things have been so confusing
between Cherie and me.

We are only making love
three times a week.

- [Nina Voiceover] Only?

- [Martin Voiceover]
You have nothing to fear

but fear itself and Doctor Schumacher.

He will eviscerate you
if you fail to launch

the end of month report.

- [Nina Voiceover] What
end of the month report?

- [Martin Voiceover] Which
you will now need to complete

by the 25th, as I do not
anticipate returning before then.

I hope you're enjoying your time

as Acting Head of Obstetrics
and not up to pussy's bow

with the unachievable workload.

As Winston Churchill might
have said, "We are all worms.

He's dead now.

The point is don't be afraid
to step into your power.

(gentle music)

- [Nina Voiceover] What if I'm not ready

to step into my own power?

What if I can't?

No, don't think like that.

(gentle music)

- Okay, all right.

All right, now, when mom gets home.

Hey, listen to me.

When mom gets home, you
act like you were here

the whole time, okay.

Good boy, good boy.

All right, here you go.

(dog barking)

(vacuum whirring)

(gentle upbeat music)

- [Nina Voiceover] Research
into amniotic fluid embolism

is important.

(gentle upbeat music)

The proposal is strong.

Back yourself.

And if I get the research funding,

then Martin will be back
and I'll have the time.

It's gonna be great, Nina.

Now, call Billie back.

(gentle music)

(cellphone buttons beeping)

- [Billie Voiceover] You've
called Billie Proudman.

Your call is important.

Please leave a message.

- Recently, I separated
from my husband Mick.

I'm devastated, but the truth is

I think I knew it was over some time ago

and so did he.

I'm actually in quite a good
place about that, surprisingly.

My concern is that I
didn't grieve very well,

at all, really, when my father passed away

and I'm worried that I'm doing
the same thing with Mick.

- Did your father pass away recently?

- Yes.

It was very sudden.

And I had some difficulty feeling anything

for a number of months.

- Were you close to your father?

- Yes.

But that's not why I'm here.

I'm here to deal with the grief

that belongs to the end of my marriage.

- Does your ex-husband remind
you of your father at all?

- Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

(gentle music)

Thanks so much for your time, Andrea.

- [Nina Voiceover] Why
aren't the capital expenses

the same code?

It's not a liability.

Ugh, the monthly report is bullshit.

(cellphone ringing)

- Martin did not come back.

- What?

- I know.

And now I'm elbow deep in
this ridiculous report.

I can't even keep my
eyes in the one column.

- Well, that is just bullshit.

- I know.

How was your dad?

- Well, a bit like your report.

- Were you calling to
download and I got in there

with a pre-emptive download?

- No, no.

That was me downloading.

I'm downloaded.

That's all it takes.

- One sentence?

- [Harry] Yeah.

(Nina laughing)

- Tonight, let's have a quiet
night, just on the couch.

- That sounds great.

Now, go make those columns
someone else's problem.

You're the Acting Head
of Obs, for God's sake.

- I will.

- All right, see y'all, bye.

(cellphone beeping)

(Nina knocking)

- Doctor Schumacher, do you have a minute?

I've just been made aware
that Dr Clegg's return

has been delayed.

- What do you mean delayed?

- He did not return as
expected this morning.

- Why not?

- I'm not sure.

- Well, when's he coming back?

- I don't know.

- And you expect me to do
what about this exactly?

- Apparently, I'm now required

to deliver the monthly report to you.

Given that there was no handover,

I'm not familiar with the report

and I think it's reasonable
that I'm granted an extension.

- Not possible.

- With all due respect, Dr Schumacher,

as much as I've relished my time

as Acting Head of Obstetrics.

- Oh, I'm surprised to hear you say that.

- What?

- I've heard many
whispers voicing concerns

about your aptitude for this job.

- Concerns from whom?

- About what exactly?

- Just a general view that
you've been struggling.

- I'm not struggling.

- [Nina Voiceover] Not strictly true.

- I'm juggling, but there
are lots of balls in the air.

- And you're not capable of adding

the monthly report ball to the mix?

(gentle music)

- I am capable.

- Good.

- [Nina Voiceover] Yes, back yourself.

- I'm sorry to have bothered you.

- [Nina Voiceover] You can do it, yes.

- Consider my questions clarified

and I'll deliver the report
to you on time, on the 24th.

- Well, it's not due until the 25th,

but I shall be delighted
to receive it a day early.

- As I look forward to
delivering it to you.

- [Nina Voiceover] Arse hole.

(door thudding)

(people speaking indistinctly)

- This has to be about the boys now.

- Agreed.

- They keep asking me
when you're coming home.

I don't know what to tell them.

- Neither do I.

- Well, I think they deserve
to know where we're going.

(people speaking indistinctly)

- I don't know where we're going.

- You are unbelievable.

- What?

(people speaking indistinctly)

You don't know where we're going either.

- I have no idea anymore,

but at least I used to
know, once upon a time.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- You've never known.

You never wanted me like I wanted you.

You lowered your bar to be with me,

like you were doing me some kind of favor.

You didn't want a relationship with me,

you didn't want to marry me.

- No, no, I didn't want to marry you.

But I didn't want to marry anyone.

That was never about you.

That was never about you
but you made it about you.

You made it a test that I had to pass

to prove that I loved you.

- Yeah, well, you failed.

And now you look at me like I'm a failure.

- You are a failure.

- You failed your course.

- Because I couldn't study properly.

You failed because you
make idiotic decisions

and then they blow up in your
face and you act surprised.

- Every decision I have ever made

has been about you and the boys.

- You bought a fucking caravan
with our entire life savings.

- I gave you everything
you ever asked for.

I worked a shitty job to support you.

I gave you the time and the space

that you needed to go to medical school.

I put up with the hours
and the sleep deprivation.

And while I was at home raising our sons,

separating your whites from your colors,

you fucked another man.

(gentle music)

(both crying)

I've never been good enough for you

and no matter I do, I never will be.

(gentle music)

I hate you.

(gentle music)

(Zara crying)

(gentle music)

(footsteps tapping)

(gentle music)

- Wait, I think he's coming, I think.

Shh, wait there, wait there.

(footsteps thudding)

He's coming.

Here he comes, here he comes.

Ready, shh, shh.

All right.

- What's going on here, hey?

You been drinking?

- We had one red cordie each.

And there may have been two,
sorry, three chocolate frogs.

There were three in the end.

And we had four mini packets
of salt and vinegar chips.

But I had two of them, the
boys just had the one each.

- We had two red cordies.

- What?
- What?

- No, he's lying.

Run, run, run, run.

Oh, mate, how'd it go?

- Not good.

I told her I hated her.

- Oh.
- Hm.

- Well, do you want to
go out and get a drink?

- No.

- Or I could go and get
some beers and come back.

I can. Gotta take Greg
for a walk, but I can.

- No, no, I just wanna hang
out with the boys, mate.

- Yeah, okay.

Well, if you change your mind.

- Thanks for looking after them.

- Oh, I had a ball.

(gentle music)

Hey, hey, hm.

- Yeah.

Thanks, mate.

- All right.

- Bye.

Bye, Uncle Will.

Come on, little man.

Hello, how are ya?

(gentle music)

(footsteps crunching)

- Please have a seat.

- Anywhere in particular?

- Anywhere at all.

What brings you here today?

(gentle music)

(Billie crying)

(gentle music)

(Billie crying)

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

- I know I'm catastrophising,

but it's coming from a place of real fear.

- Okay.

- No one's said it out loud,

but what if Martin
doesn't come back at all?

Am I expected to take over permanently?

- Would you want to?

- It's not that I haven't
enjoyed the challenge,

but I'm constantly
apologizing for falling short

and I'm so tired that
tired is just a memory.

- Hm.

(cellphone ringing)

(Nina sighing)

- Hey, what's happening?

- Are you still keen to go out?

'Cause I'm ready to get very, very drunk

and lose myself in dance.

- I could not be more available.

- Yes to losing self in dance.

Where are we going?

- [Nina] Where are we going?
- Don't care.

What is happening?

- What's happening where?

- Well, Kim and Cherie are
doing bumper to bumper.

- Jason's here.

- Yeah, I can see that.

- [Nina] Can see what?

- What's he doing here?

- What's who doing here?

- I didn't know how to tell you.

He's been calling and
he's just popped 'round.

He's not staying.

Just wants to spend some time with Bob.

- Billie, seriously, can you even hear me?

- Jason's here.

Apparently, he wants to
spend some time with his son

all of a sudden.

- I was just about to head off, so.

- The door hasn't moved.

- Hey, I'll catch you later, huh?

- Okay, yeah.

Thanks for coming.

(footsteps thudding)

Billie, I know you think he's bad news.

- He's not bad news, Brodie.

He's cataclysmic news.

He's Chernobyl.

He's the Hindenburg.

- Yeah, I don't know what
any of those things are.

- Okay, okay, we're all tired.

We're all emotional.

Most of us are angry.

And no good is going to
come from words right now.

Now is not the time to
have this conversation.

Okay, Nina, we're leaving, hang up.

Get your dance pants on, come on.

- They're going out.

Billie is ready to get drunk.

- Whoa.

And you wanna go?

- I just want to curl up
on the couch with you two.

But I need to be there, for Billie.

(gentle music)

- Good, good

because I want to read some
"Peter Rabbit" tonight.

So, maybe mom could go
and see Aunty Billie,

but you and I, we stay
here and we find out

what happened to Old Mr McGregor.

- Yes.

- See, 'cause I've been thinking
about Mr McGregor all day.

- Have you?

- Mm.

I just feel like I wanna
just understand him more.

(Nina laughing)

I want to know what's going on in there.

- Thank you.

(gentle upbeat music)

- Whoa.

- Shit got in the vacuum cleaner.

And what happened to the cage?

(dog barking)

- I tried.

I couldn't, I just couldn't do it.

It's not natural.

Mate, we talked about
this, poo goes outside.

Outside.

What are you doing?

- And how did he turn the vacuum on?

- Oh, you are kidding me.

- I didn't want him to get bored.

- So, did you have any
intention of using the crate

or were you just flat-out
lying to my face?

- Both.

Both.

I had every intention of trying,

but deep down, I knew I'd never do it.

- You keep making all these
decisions that impact on me,

but you're not even
asking me what I think.

You're just expecting me to be happy.

Do I look happy?.

- No.

- I found a detailed page in
one of your 10-year plans.

- The extended version?
- The one with the bit

about assessing potential
long-term partners

for maternal aptitude via
interaction with a pet,

preferably a dog.

Possible names, Andrew, Andrea

or Greg.
- Or Greg.

You're making it sound
like a science experiment.

It's not.

It's just a,

it's a logical process of elimination.

- There is nothing
logical about any of this.

Where is the logic in forcing someone

to be a surrogate parent
against their will?

I was not ready for Greg.

(gentle music)

- What does that mean?

- I can't fit into this
prefabricated existence.

I don't want to.

(gentle music)

And the truth is, I may never be able

to give you what you want.

I'm sorry, I can't do this.

(footsteps tapping)

(gentle music)

(insects chirping)

(bottles clanking)

(insects chirping)

(both sighing)

(upbeat music)

(people speaking indistinctly)

(upbeat music)

- Oh, it's much more crowded
than I thought it was gonna be.

I'm sorry.

Where are they?

(All shouting)

(upbeat music)

- How've you been?

- Hi.

Well, what is everyone drinking?

- I'm not drinking.

- Mojitos.
- Mojitos.

- Round of mojitos.

- Or we could start with
a cheeky little Pinot.

- No.
- What is wrong with you?

- Well, why's it okay
for Zara to drink water

and I can't have a cheeky Pinot?

- Mojitos.

- [Cherie] Yeah, mojitos.

- Aw.

Kerry's broken up with Will.

- What?

What did she say?
- "Just broke up with Will.

"Where are you?"

- Get her a mojito, too.

- Yep.
- [Zara] Go on, do it.

She'll be fine.

- Mojitos.

- Ooh, get me one.

(people speaking indistinctly)

- [Cherie] Make sure you get extra limes.

- [Kim] I want to hear everything.

- You look great.

(people speaking indistinctly)

(upbeat music)

- The whole thing was
basically an illusion.

Like, the whole relationship was a mirage.

I thought I was ticking
boxes, she was ticking boxes.

Nah.

Turns out, I don't even
know what her boxes are.

Hey, how do you tick a
box you can't even find?

Like,

I've never seen anyone
that angry in my life.

Like, she was

raging.

Like, she looked like
someone else, like her,

her body actually changed shape.

She had, like, bones
moving around and she was.

(insects chirping)

(Jimmy crying)

(insects chirping)

- What sort of person puts
a dog in a cage, anyway?

- Thank you.

♪ And time won't take my love ♪

(upbeat music)

- It's not even about the poo.

It's about.

(upbeat music)

I can't even speak.

- Don't try.

Just dance it out.

Just you and me, right here, right now.

Just dance.

(upbeat music)

- God, I've missed this.

- Yeah.

You missed me way more than you
missed Neens, though, right?

- I missed everything.

I'm in my high heels,
I've got my lippy on,

I'm drinking from a fancy glass

and I'm not itching anywhere.

(both laughing)

Hey, so what happened?

I thought Jimmy and Zara
were working it out.

- Yeah, it went to shit.

- Ah.

So, what else have I missed out on?

- Not much.

Just the fact

that we've been completely
hopeless without ya.

- Aw.

- I know I said I wouldn't
bring it up again,

but if you had to guess
when Martin was coming back.

- Oh, I don't know, Neens.

I don't wanna get your hopes up.

- Oh, please get my hopes up.

Please.

I'm missing everything.

- No.

♪ Away ♪

♪ 'Cause you ride on time ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ 'Cause you ride on time ♪

♪ Ride on time ♪

♪ 'Cause you ride on time ♪

♪ Ride, ride, ride on time ♪

♪ 'Cause you ride on time ♪

♪ Ride, ride, ride on time ♪

♪ Away ♪

(upbeat music)

- "Mr McGregor was quite sure that Peter."

Where's Pete?

Can you see him?

"That Peter was somewhere
in the tool shed,

"perhaps hidden underneath a flowerpot."

♪ Sing hallelujah ♪

(upbeat music)

- What am I even doing here?

- Trying to dance.

- I'm trying to stay vertical.

Trying to be here for you

and you're just not even letting me.

- What?

- I respected that you needed

to go through this by yourself,

but then you called and
you said, "I'm ready."

And you needed me and I jumped.

- I never said I needed you.

♪ Sing hallelujah, sing it ♪

- Nothing means more to
me than being here for you

and you're acting like you don't care.

- You didn't need to be here.

- Yes, I did.

- Neens, I'm not,

I'm not responsible for your choices.

(gentle music)

- I just feel like I'm failing you.

I'm failing everywhere.

And nothing's worse than failing you.

(Nina crying)

(gentle music)

I just wanted to carry
you, like you carried me.

(gentle music)

- I don't need you to carry me.

But I love you so much for wanting to.

(gentle music)

- Now you're consoling me again.

♪ Sing it ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Sing it ♪

♪ Sing hallelujah ♪

♪ Sing it ♪

♪ Sing hallelujah, sing it ♪

♪ Sing hallelujah ♪

♪ Sing it ♪

- Whoo.

(insects chirping)

That's nice.

It's mellow.

(Jimmy laughing)

- You know what hurts the most?

She won't even go for custody of Greg.

- Whatever happens, you won't
have to raise him alone.

- Puff, puff, pass.

Not for you, stranger.

(upbeat music)

♪ Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, arriba, boy ♪

♪ Bap, bap, bap, bap, arriba, boy ♪

♪ Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap ♪

- No, no.

I could not be less interested.

- But, in the fullness of
time, when you are ready.

- No, no.

If you, if you said to me,

"Billie, you're never
going to have sex again."

I would be okay with it.

No, because I am,

I'm an accomplished woman and
I'm not afraid to die alone.

- Billie, you're not dying.

- We're all dying.

- But you are in your prime.

- That is true.

That's just, that's just science.

- You're always welcome under my roof.

- Thank you.

I hereby accept your invitation
to freeload at your home.

- And I hereby appoint
myself chief engineer

and project manager of your sex wall.

(Zara gasping)

- What is a sex wall?

- It's a protective shield,
yeah, where you prevent

the romanticizing of Mick,

while creating new romance with new men.

- Did we not just establish

that I'm in no mood for nude shenanigans?

- You're missing the point.

Yes, it's a hilarious image
and a genuine suggestion

that you should start
having sex with new people,

but on a deeper level, it's
about creating new memories

that remind you how incredible
you are without Mick.

- Sorry, can we go back a bit?

How do you build a sex wall?

(upbeat music)

Did we already cover it?

- You build it one brick at a time.

(singer vocalizing)

(gentle music)

(window whooshing)

(blinds thudding)

- Harry.

- Hey.

You need a hand?

- Did I wake you?

- [Harry] Well.

- I just couldn't get the
thing, the things out.

My legs weren't helping and
then I couldn't find my keys.

(Nina thudding)

- Are those not the
keys in your hand there?

(keys jingling)

- They were not there a minute ago.

(Harry laughing)

(blinds thudding)

- How was the night?

- Oh, I'm a bit drunk.

- Good, how's Billie?

- She's a bit drunk too.

- Good.

- And you looked after Zoe.

- Yeah, we had a great time.

(Harry laughing)

- Did you really though or did
you just have a flicker of,

"What the hell am I doing
looking after this kid?"

- What, are you kidding me?

We read "Peter Rabbit" and we
sang, "Eensy Weensy Spider."

- I know, I know that I'm,

not doing anything in my life
especially well at the moment.

But I'm doing it, all of it, all the time.

Oh, I'm very drunk.

(Harry laughing)

But I'm up for it.

Oh, I feel invincible.

(gentle upbeat music)

(Nina snoring)

(gentle upbeat music)

(gentle upbeat music continues)