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- I bought the taqueria.
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I unsold it to a contact
I have in Hong Kong.
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I wanna split it with you.
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- I don't want your dirty money.
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- You alright, Sarah?
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- No, I'm fine.
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I just thought I could do
everything, but I can't.
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- We all know it's a farce.
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Why would you marry someone
you're not having sex with?
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It's ridiculous.
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- Your baby's coming.
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We'll figure it out.
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- Why did you never
offer to give me an egg?
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- Billie, if I donated an egg to you-
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- You don't need to give me anything.
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It's alright, I'm going to bed.
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- I'm on a hormone treatment.
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- What for?
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- I might be donating some eggs.
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- It will make you extremely
fertile and easily aroused.
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So keep away from any unwanted men.
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(moaning)
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- You're holding me really tight.
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- We've got 12 eggs for
freezing, good quality.
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- Linda, pretend I'm a random
patient and you don't know me.
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- Okay.
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- If I came in and I told you
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that I'd come into
possession of some sperm,
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my deceased partner's sperm to be exact,
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what would you say?
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- Well, I'd tell this random patient
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that these eggs can be frozen.
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They can be donated,
they can become embryos.
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They're all possibilities.
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And that's a decision to make.
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- What would be your advice?
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- Does this random patient have a plan
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to give Zoe a sibling?
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- I don't know.
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- And you want me to make
the decision for you?
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- Yes.
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Please.
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- I can't do that.
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If you wanna donate to your sister,
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you need to talk to your sister about it.
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If you plan on having another baby,
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this is your time.
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- Can I think about it?
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- These eggs are, they're
ready to come out.
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I can push it to the end of today.
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(somber music)
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(door creaks open)
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- [Nina] What are you gonna do, Nina?
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Offer the eggs to Billie?
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Or use them yourself?
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(Nina sighs)
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("When We Swam" plays)
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♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪
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♪ Won't you sing ♪
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♪ Bring your hips to me ♪
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♪ Oh, bring your hips, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Bring your hips to me ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪
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♪ Oh bring your hips, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Bring your hips to me ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why ♪
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♪ Won't you sing ♪
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(door clicks shut)
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- It's me.
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Don't mind me.
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Just here to steal from you.
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(talking in background)
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- Hi, guys.
- Look.
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- You having a good time?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Zoe's staying here tonight
because of the wedding.
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Nina's on best man duty.
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- Oh, of course.
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Mm.
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- What do you need?
- A saucepan.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I'll return it.
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But in 12 months.
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This one?
- Yeah.
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There's a lid in there somewhere.
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- Ah.
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I'm gonna have everyone around
to have like a housewarming
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and a bit of a baby shower for Brody too,
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like a combined event.
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(saucepan clanging)
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Hello?
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- Oh, I like Brody. I do.
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- Yeah, she's great.
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- (laughs) She's a lot like
you were at the same age.
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- Yeah, I guess she is, yeah.
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- Oh, you know she is.
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- Really just came around for a saucepan.
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- Darling.
- Mm?
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- Where do you think it's going?
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- I've found a house to live
in and Brody's coming to stay.
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- And her pregnancy
will be your pregnancy?
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- Mum.
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- And her baby will be your
baby. Is that how it goes?
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- I know everyone thinks that I don't know
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how to do anything,
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but I know how to do this.
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- Have you thought about
what happens when she leaves?
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- She's not gonna leave.
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- Oh, yes. Yes, she is.
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Because sooner or later, that's
what pregnant teenagers do.
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They go home to their mothers.
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- Thanks for the saucepan.
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I'll see you at the wedding.
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(tap water trickling)
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Tap's on.
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(tap stops)
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- If you're watching this video,
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that means you have
been summoned to my nup.
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- Oh, God help us.
- Yep.
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It's Martin's instructional
wedding dance video.
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Have you not seen this?
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- I've been purposefully avoiding it.
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- Cherie, my wild, with your dresses.
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- All those in favor of skipping the poem.
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- My long sword's a quiver.
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(video skips)
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And now for the dance
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that we shall all be performing
together on the night.
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Begin in two lines.
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Fourth position, bourree.
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- Ugh.
- Cambre, releve.
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- What?
- Brise.
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Kickball change.
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Turn your partner.
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Composition and reset.
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- I can't-
- Please observe.
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- Hang on.
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Nah, try this.
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(tense music)
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Ring the doorbell, spin emu.
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Bang, bang.
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Skip on the spot.
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Ground ball.
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Blow the leaves.
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Pineapple.
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Blow the leaves.
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Pineapple.
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Bang, bang.
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Yeah.
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You're good.
- I am good.
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I do love to dance, but I
can't come to the wedding.
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- Why?
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- Well, someone has to be here.
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Very well.
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(laptop slams shut)
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- [Nina] Bite the bullet. Talk to Billie.
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Billie will know what to do.
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(phone rings)
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(Nina sighs)
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- Will?
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- Nina, I need your help.
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Jimmy hates me.
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- Oh, hate is a strong word.
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- No, I, I think that's the right word.
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This thing just happened.
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I ordered Jimmy through the app.
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- Morning.
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- Good morning.
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- No, no way. Get out.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I want you to take me a long way.
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You're going to make like a hundred bucks.
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- Stop trying to give me money.
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You can't buy yourself a brother.
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- Oh.
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- [Will] Yeah, I know, right?
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Who gets offended by money?
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Anyway, then I kinda lost it.
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- Lost it?
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- Fine, don't take my money.
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But don't blame me anymore
for you being stupid!
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- Oh, stupid, am I?
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- Yes, stupid.
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You are where you are
because of your decisions!
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Stop treating me like I'm an arsehole!
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- You are an arsehole!
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You offered me a shit deal
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and then you ransacked my business.
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- Ugh. I mean, if the rules were reversed,
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he would've done exactly
the same thing to me.
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- Ugh, no, he wouldn't.
- Yes, he would.
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- [Nina] Jimmy would
never have done to you
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what you did to him.
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- Well, if I hadn't have done
it, somebody else would've.
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- Right.
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What happened next?
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- I'm not an arsehole!
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- You are an arsehole!
- I'm not an arsehole!
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- Get out, you're outta ticket.
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(car horn honking)
Get outta my car!
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Get outta my car! Go away!
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Loser!
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(tires rolling)
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- [Will] Well, he kicked me and drove off.
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Ugh!
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- Will?
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- [Will] What?
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- You didn't grow up with siblings.
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And siblings definitely challenge
your ideas about yourself.
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It's just that Jimmy can't be bought.
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You have to think like him.
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- I don't, I don't follow.
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- Well, Jimmy's fun, he's silly.
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The way to get through to him is,
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is to make a fool of yourself.
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- I could, I could sing him
a stupid song or something.
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(guitar strums)
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♪ Your sister's a six
and you're a perfect 10 ♪
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- No, he wouldn't be impressed by that.
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Has to be mortifying.
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- Ah, mortifying.
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What, what? What then?
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- I don't know.
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You'll think of something.
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- Okay. Okay.
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Thanks, Nins.
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Is it alright if I call you Nins?
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- Sure.
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- [Will] Thanks, bye.
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- [Nina] Siblings are good.
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Should Zoe have a sibling?
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- Hello.
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How are you?
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Are you, are you okay?
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- Yes.
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- You seem a little agitated.
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- Yeah. (laughs)
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- Still having the injections?
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- Yes. Yep.
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That's, today's the last day.
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- Great.
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- This afternoon, I'm
having the eggs retrieved.
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- Will you be alright to drive?
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Do you want a ride home?
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, thanks.
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That'd be great.
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- And then?
- Then what?
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- Well, your body will be yours again.
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- Mm.
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- I'm hoping that means
we can grab that dinner
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I was asking about.
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- [Nina] You should tell
him about Patrick's sperm.
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- Look, I've gotta ask, the...
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The angry spooning after the bucks night.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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(they laugh)
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Was it because you were
all hormoned up, or?
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- Oh, I don't-
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- You think there's a possibility
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of something between us
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once we've dealt with these eggs?
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- [Nina] Tell him.
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I hope I'm doing the right thing.
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- With donating to your sister?
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- Yes. Or, or I, or I could-
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Tell him.
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Freeze them to preserve my own fertility.
271
00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:12,090
- Keeping your options open.
272
00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:13,440
Seems like a sensible thing.
273
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,960
- [Nina] Tell him, like
ripping off a bandaid.
274
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:20,960
- Look, our future, whatever
it is, is independent of that.
275
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:24,630
- It is?
276
00:10:26,357 --> 00:10:27,190
- Yeah.
277
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,023
- I hope so.
278
00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:31,683
I hope that, I hope that's true.
279
00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:34,613
- It is.
280
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,317
(reflective music)
281
00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,350
- [Nina] Like Harry said,
keep the options open.
282
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,793
Like an insurance policy.
283
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,740
And then we can make a decision later.
284
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,213
Maybe a sibling for Zoe.
285
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,270
And if Billie would like
an egg in the future,
286
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:55,670
then we can talk about that.
287
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,533
Yes.
288
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,733
Linda? Hi, it's Nina Proudman.
289
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,273
Yes.
290
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,133
Embryos.
291
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,203
Let's do it.
292
00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,270
- [Linda] I think you made a great choice.
293
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,500
This is gonna be simple.
294
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,900
It's propofol, so you've got
someone to take you home?
295
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,060
- Yes. It's arranged.
296
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,893
- Fantastic. Let's get started.
297
00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:29,700
I need you to confirm the name
298
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,950
and date of birth on
the straw, please, Nina.
299
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,383
- Reed, Patrick.
300
00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,738
- 24th of the fourth, 79.
301
00:11:45,992 --> 00:11:47,193
(Nina sighs)
302
00:11:47,193 --> 00:11:49,360
- Here comes the sedative.
303
00:11:55,262 --> 00:11:57,849
See you in a little while.
304
00:11:57,849 --> 00:12:01,349
(light, reflective music)
305
00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:18,981
- Patrick.
306
00:12:42,938 --> 00:12:44,271
- Wake up, Nina.
307
00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:52,515
(calm music)
308
00:12:54,538 --> 00:12:56,288
We've got eight eggs.
309
00:12:58,179 --> 00:13:00,153
- Eight, not 12?
310
00:13:00,153 --> 00:13:03,183
- Some weren't successful,
but eight is a great number.
311
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,740
- I'm a working mother.
312
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:08,703
I'm high.
313
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,030
- We're going to fertilize
the eggs with Patrick's sperm,
314
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,160
and then we'll observe
the embryos for a few days
315
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,768
until we either freeze
them or implant them.
316
00:13:17,768 --> 00:13:18,601
- Hmm.
317
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,310
There he is.
318
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,020
- She's still a bit woozy.
319
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,490
It'll wear off, but
she'll sleep well tonight.
320
00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:36,323
- Hi.
321
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,690
He's so lovely. He doesn't know.
322
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:42,060
- Wow. Let's, let's get you home.
323
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:44,010
- I'll be in touch, Nina.
324
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,393
- Carved out of a mountain.
325
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:47,873
Pick me up.
326
00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,893
Carry me.
- Yeah. Yeah.
327
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,781
- Ooh. (laughs)
328
00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:58,237
- Oh.
329
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:02,029
- He's carrying me. (laughs)
330
00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:05,112
(lighthearted music)
331
00:14:06,657 --> 00:14:09,740
(gate clatters open)
332
00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:14,693
Straight to bed.
333
00:14:14,693 --> 00:14:17,220
Sleep this off in private
and no one ever has to know.
334
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,660
- [Billie] Hey.
335
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,920
- [Nina] Oh, no.
336
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,213
- Staging a raid.
337
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,153
What's this?
338
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,531
- Hey.
339
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,420
- Are you drunk?
340
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,910
- No, I'm not drunk. (laughs)
341
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,200
On drugs.
342
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,730
- What did you give her?
343
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:33,870
- Not, not me.
344
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:36,390
- Nins, what's going on?
345
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,926
- Secret.
346
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:38,847
- We, yeah.
347
00:14:38,847 --> 00:14:41,840
We have been...
348
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,351
We've, we, we just, we were at-
349
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,740
- You're a shit liar.
350
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,970
- I am. I'm shit at it.
351
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,350
- Hey, just tell me what's going on.
352
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,300
(Harry sighs)
353
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,123
- Harry helped me find my egg.
354
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:58,080
And now I can give one to you.
355
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,800
I had some eggs taken out for you,
356
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,473
because I want you to have a baby, Billie.
357
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,360
- [Harry] I think maybe we
should get you into bed.
358
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,873
- [Nina] No wait, because
I just gotta explain.
359
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:09,706
- Okay.
360
00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:11,133
- Let me explain.
- Oh.
361
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,270
- Billie, we'll make your baby next month
362
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:16,980
because I did something different.
363
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:20,520
Patrick's sperm. That's what happened.
364
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,480
I didn't tell you because you
said we're separate from that,
365
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,403
and I wanted you to still like me.
366
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,130
- I don't know what she's saying.
367
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:31,168
- Nina, what did you do
with Patrick's sperm?
368
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:32,168
- I used it.
369
00:15:34,152 --> 00:15:35,235
Made embryos.
370
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,035
- Nins.
371
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,330
- Did you know about this?
372
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,580
- She told me she was
donating an egg to you.
373
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:48,210
- No, I said I was
checking to see if I could.
374
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,250
That's how it started.
375
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,983
I told you a bit and I
told you a different bit.
376
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,623
I love you, Billie.
377
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,073
- Um.
378
00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:04,410
I need to, I need to go.
379
00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:06,183
- Yeah, of course.
- Goodnight.
380
00:16:07,472 --> 00:16:09,436
("Over" by Alice Boman plays)
381
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:13,658
♪ You know I need the darkness ♪
382
00:16:13,658 --> 00:16:17,908
♪ Just as much as I need the light ♪
383
00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:26,428
(door slams shut)
384
00:16:26,428 --> 00:16:30,516
♪ You know I need solitude ♪
385
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:35,183
♪ Just as much as I need you by my side ♪
386
00:16:36,051 --> 00:16:38,551
(Nina snores)
387
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,167
(Nina snorts)
388
00:16:47,804 --> 00:16:48,637
- Oh.
389
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:52,560
(clattering)
390
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,840
- [Nina] Two o'clock, the wedding.
391
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,130
What have you done?
392
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:56,980
What did you say?
393
00:16:58,209 --> 00:16:59,042
Billie?
394
00:17:00,075 --> 00:17:00,908
Oh.
395
00:17:02,327 --> 00:17:07,327
♪ Over, it's not over til it's over ♪
396
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:14,030
♪ It's not over ♪
397
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,697
♪ It's not over ♪
398
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,691
- [Nina] Oh my God.
399
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:25,289
(church bells ringing)
400
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,723
- Good afternoon.
401
00:17:28,686 --> 00:17:29,519
Welcome.
402
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:31,782
- Well.
403
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:33,683
Here we are.
404
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,240
- Hello, lovely people.
405
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,560
- Hello.
406
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,210
- Zoe's inside.
407
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:40,350
- Billie.
408
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,183
Can we just-
409
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:43,697
- Welcome.
410
00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:47,880
- I want to explain how this happened.
411
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,170
- Not today.
412
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:51,060
I don't think it's fair
to Cherie and Martin
413
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:53,130
if we had this out at their wedding.
414
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,930
- I regret everything.
415
00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:56,640
(Billie laughs exasperatedly)
416
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,473
- Okay.
417
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,290
- Well, I'll take whatever
response you have.
418
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,220
I've earned it.
419
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,083
- It's like I said, just not today.
420
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:06,713
- Okay.
421
00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:07,546
- Okay, thanks.
422
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,650
- Aha. Here it is. Nina, Nina.
423
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:13,710
May I introduce the older, smarter,
424
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,960
more charming of the Clegg brothers?
425
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,640
Benedict Clegg, Esquire.
426
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,800
- Hello, Benedict.
- Hello.
427
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,354
- Nina (indistinct)
428
00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:22,187
- Oh.
429
00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,520
- Yes.
430
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,873
- Hey, man. Great costume.
431
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:27,075
- It's not a costume.
432
00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:29,040
(Jimmy laughs)
433
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,873
- Cool.
434
00:18:29,873 --> 00:18:31,480
- Well, on thread. Merci, monsieur.
435
00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:36,307
(Nina sighs)
436
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:39,411
(car engine idles)
437
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,494
(seatbelt unbuckles)
438
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,060
- Should we go in?
439
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,210
- Actually, Renato,
440
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:52,083
would it be all right if
I asked you to go home?
441
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,030
- Cold feet?
442
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:58,533
- It's crazy, I know.
But (sighs) I'm sorry.
443
00:19:00,030 --> 00:19:00,960
- Say no more.
444
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,573
Have a lovely time.
445
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,754
- Thank you.
446
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,087
(they kiss)
447
00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:12,645
And keep this outfit on for later.
448
00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:14,700
(they laugh)
449
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,533
Bye.
450
00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:18,965
(car door slams)
451
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:22,382
(classical violin music)
452
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,022
- Harry.
453
00:19:39,022 --> 00:19:40,410
Hi.
454
00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:41,570
Um, I know...
455
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,695
Last night, I don't even
know what I said to you,
456
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:48,445
but I'm guessing it was not good.
457
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,050
- You said you were using
your previous partner's sperm
458
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,623
to fertilize embryos.
459
00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:56,421
- Oh, I did?
460
00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:57,588
- I, I mean...
461
00:19:58,602 --> 00:19:59,757
that's true.
462
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,669
- What you told me was you
were having your eggs retrieved
463
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,349
so you could help Billie conceive.
464
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:04,197
- I know.
465
00:20:04,197 --> 00:20:05,747
- You can see how I'm confused.
466
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,730
- I'm really sorry.
467
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:13,730
I, I know it's not the time
or the place to do this,
468
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,960
but I just, I'd love to explain to you
469
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,068
'cause I just-
470
00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:22,040
- I'll let you get back to the wedding.
471
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,290
(classical violin music continues)
472
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,010
(bridesmaids laugh)
473
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:32,843
- Hi.
474
00:20:35,662 --> 00:20:36,540
We have a problem.
475
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:37,373
- Oh.
476
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,210
- I think I broke Cherie.
477
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,266
Come on.
478
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:41,253
Sorry.
479
00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:57,076
(heavy knocking)
480
00:20:57,076 --> 00:20:58,830
- Cherie, my love.
481
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:01,260
Please just let us know you're alright.
482
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,493
- I must be crazy.
483
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,283
A marriage without sex.
484
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,133
Martin can't be happy like this.
485
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,690
Does he know me at all?
486
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,370
- What about the whole, 'I'm
marrying my best friend' bit?
487
00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:17,070
- That was the ravings
of a sex starved lunatic.
488
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:19,140
This is the rest of my life.
489
00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,700
And it was all my stupid idea.
490
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,200
- Yeah, I hear that.
- Shh.
491
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:24,530
- You were right, Kim.
492
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,400
Better than a best friend
493
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,947
is a best friend you can (indistinct).
494
00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:30,503
- Oh, no, no, no.
495
00:21:30,503 --> 00:21:32,340
No, Cherie. No, don't listen to me.
496
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:35,340
Especially when I'm
destroying people's happiness.
497
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,990
- Can I just have a bit more time?
498
00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:38,370
- Yeah.
- No.
499
00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:40,533
No, Cherie, you can't stay in there.
500
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,593
- I'm not coming out.
501
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:45,563
- Oh.
502
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:47,913
- Oh!
503
00:21:47,913 --> 00:21:50,280
(Nina sighs)
504
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:54,051
- Jess, you and Kim are still
looking to sire a child.
505
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:58,013
My brother Benedict is
in town for a week and-
506
00:21:58,013 --> 00:22:00,293
- We're not, but thanks.
507
00:22:00,293 --> 00:22:02,102
- You found someone?
508
00:22:02,102 --> 00:22:03,502
- No.
509
00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:04,335
- Oh.
510
00:22:05,331 --> 00:22:06,164
- What?
511
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,600
Nina, the dancing is later.
512
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,193
- Could you please come with me?
513
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:21,301
- What is it?
- Just come with me.
514
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:35,342
(light knocking)
515
00:22:35,342 --> 00:22:36,175
- Cherie?
516
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,787
- I'm sorry, Martin.
517
00:22:47,263 --> 00:22:48,183
- I understand.
518
00:22:52,811 --> 00:22:54,580
If you don't want to marry me.
519
00:22:57,223 --> 00:22:58,130
I wondered...
520
00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:00,923
if you'd...
521
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,403
do me the honor of listening
to the, the vows I've written.
522
00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:11,367
Even if we don't get married, I'd still,
523
00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,117
I'd still like to read them to you.
524
00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:15,983
- Okay.
525
00:23:20,241 --> 00:23:22,991
(Martin mutters)
526
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:28,350
- I know that I am a strange man
527
00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:31,323
and I know the loneliness
of a strange man.
528
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:37,203
But Cherie, if you have
doubts on our wedding day,
529
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,860
and if you lock yourself in this room
530
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:44,580
because you are afraid of
a lifetime without sex-
531
00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:45,413
- What?
532
00:23:45,413 --> 00:23:47,250
- Let me finish darling, please.
533
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,110
- Those aren't your vows.
- They are.
534
00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:52,410
- Cherie, these are his vows.
They're all written down.
535
00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:54,460
- I hope that you will remember that your
536
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:57,700
husband to be
537
00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:03,843
understands you with all of his heart.
538
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:08,813
Because it is with all of
his heart that he loves you.
539
00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:11,703
Please don't turn me away.
540
00:24:13,991 --> 00:24:15,900
(Martin sobs)
541
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,790
Don't turn me away
542
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,643
because I thought this love was beyond me.
543
00:24:21,949 --> 00:24:24,515
(Martin sniffs)
544
00:24:24,515 --> 00:24:26,932
(calm music)
545
00:24:28,937 --> 00:24:31,854
(door creaks open)
546
00:24:33,267 --> 00:24:34,100
- You.
547
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:40,833
Martin, we need to have sex.
548
00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:44,783
It's the only thing that's
gonna save this marriage.
549
00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:50,759
- Really?
550
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:54,489
(Martin clears throat)
551
00:24:57,299 --> 00:25:00,216
(doors click shut)
552
00:25:03,857 --> 00:25:07,346
(people chattering)
553
00:25:07,346 --> 00:25:09,929
(Harry laughs)
554
00:25:11,608 --> 00:25:13,936
- Shall we?
555
00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:14,883
- Yeah.
556
00:25:23,877 --> 00:25:26,988
- What are we waiting for now?
557
00:25:26,988 --> 00:25:30,655
(Cherie and Martin moaning)
558
00:25:34,048 --> 00:25:36,056
(Cherie and Martin screaming)
559
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,806
(crowd laughing)
560
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,720
- Now to the vows.
561
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,570
Our couple have written
their own vows today
562
00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:46,830
and they're beautiful.
563
00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:50,463
So Cherie and Martin, take it away.
564
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:52,976
- Do you?
- I do.
565
00:25:52,976 --> 00:25:55,380
- You?
- You bet I do.
566
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:57,180
- Then without further ado,
567
00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:01,020
and with the power vested in
me by the state of Victoria
568
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,600
and the Commonwealth of Australia,
569
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,330
I now pronounce you married.
570
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:07,533
You may kiss each other.
571
00:26:10,265 --> 00:26:12,031
(wedding chimes)
572
00:26:12,031 --> 00:26:17,031
(guests clapping)
(guests cheering)
573
00:26:17,313 --> 00:26:18,480
- Nice!
- Yeah!
574
00:26:19,606 --> 00:26:20,439
- Yeah.
575
00:26:26,857 --> 00:26:31,857
- You look beautiful today, mum.
576
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,931
(upbeat music)
577
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,480
- You've outdone yourself, Martin.
578
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,310
- Dark magnificence.
579
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:55,920
And there it is, the piece de resistance.
580
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,363
- So impressive.
581
00:26:59,383 --> 00:27:01,500
(gasps) Hey guys, who
wants to watch a movie?
582
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:02,333
- Me!
- Yeah.
583
00:27:05,372 --> 00:27:07,020
Have a lovely night, okay.
- Good night.
584
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:07,923
- Night night.
585
00:27:08,763 --> 00:27:09,600
I will see you in the morning.
586
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,530
- Thank you.
587
00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:12,520
- Come on guys, let's go.
588
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,073
- Amen. Let's get loose.
589
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,640
- Excuse me. You, you
have not had any dinner,
590
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,840
or lunch or breakfast.
591
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,414
Are you sure about that?
592
00:27:20,414 --> 00:27:21,903
- Mm.
593
00:27:21,903 --> 00:27:24,330
What are you, a policeman?
594
00:27:24,330 --> 00:27:25,503
- No, ma'am.
- Good.
595
00:27:26,724 --> 00:27:29,292
(she clears her throat)
596
00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:31,644
(drink pouring)
597
00:27:31,644 --> 00:27:33,986
(people chattering)
598
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,653
(glass ringing)
599
00:27:39,582 --> 00:27:40,415
(cloak swooshes)
600
00:27:40,415 --> 00:27:45,040
- Good evening XX and XY chromosomes.
601
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,960
(Martin laughs)
602
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,790
We begin the evening with messages
603
00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:50,403
from those who couldn't
be with us here tonight.
604
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,760
The first one is from a gamete.
605
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,270
She writes, sorry I
couldn't make the party,
606
00:27:57,270 --> 00:27:59,100
but without any cleavage
607
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,930
I'm only half the fun anyway.
608
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,910
(Martin laughs)
609
00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:04,680
- Make it stop.
- Right.
610
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,563
- Ah, here's one from a Nick Holland.
611
00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:11,340
Cherie and Martin,
612
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:14,160
wishing you a long and happy life together
613
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,170
filled with adventure.
614
00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:19,710
If you are half as happy in
your marriage as I am in mine,
615
00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:21,750
you will be truly blessed.
616
00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:23,523
Big love, Nick.
617
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:27,870
Here's one from Elvis Kwan.
618
00:28:27,870 --> 00:28:30,060
While you're all there,
619
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:33,450
I'm back at work trying on your clothes.
620
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,550
(mildly ominous music)
621
00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:37,170
- Ring. Ring.
622
00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:38,910
Yes, hello, this is Nina Proudman.
623
00:28:38,910 --> 00:28:41,130
Yes, Martin.
624
00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:44,520
- And finally from Leo Taylor.
625
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,290
Dear Cherie and Martin,
626
00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:49,230
I'm so happy that in the busyness of life,
627
00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,990
two such wonderful people
have found each other.
628
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:54,513
A day like today is
about nothing but love,
629
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,215
and I wish you nothing but love.
630
00:28:58,215 --> 00:28:59,880
(somber music)
631
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,733
Not just for today, but forever.
632
00:29:04,290 --> 00:29:06,900
And my wish for all of your guests
633
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:11,034
is that everyone finds the
love that they're looking for.
634
00:29:11,034 --> 00:29:13,363
- Cherie and Martin.
635
00:29:13,363 --> 00:29:14,426
- Cherie and Martin.
636
00:29:14,426 --> 00:29:16,397
- [Audience] Cherie and Martin.
637
00:29:16,397 --> 00:29:19,397
(audience cheering)
638
00:29:20,654 --> 00:29:25,654
(somber music)
(cheering continues)
639
00:29:40,794 --> 00:29:44,544
- And we will return
for further formalities.
640
00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:49,383
- I'm really sorry, Billie.
641
00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:54,120
What I did was idiotic
642
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,340
and thoughtless.
643
00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:59,400
- I know you must be going
through a major thing
644
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,533
and I really wanna be there for you.
645
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,407
- I just, I didn't know what to do.
646
00:30:04,407 --> 00:30:06,303
And I didn't mean to hurt you.
647
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,700
- It's kind of the worst part.
648
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,020
- I really want you to have a child.
649
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,153
- Billie, not your decision.
650
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,160
- Well, why did you bring up
the idea of donating eggs?
651
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,987
You said, why haven't
I offered you an egg?
652
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,030
- I know what I said.
653
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,040
- Well, that sounded to
me like you wanted an egg.
654
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,290
- If I wanted that, believe me, Nina,
655
00:30:28,290 --> 00:30:29,490
I would've asked for it.
656
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,573
Do you know what, what
really pisses me off?
657
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:37,230
You don't believe that I can
be happy without children
658
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,170
and you have to keep shoving
me off balance with this,
659
00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:42,960
with this message about what I
should be doing without even-
660
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,073
- Sorry.
- Without even-
661
00:30:44,073 --> 00:30:46,950
No, without even consulting
me about what I want.
662
00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:49,450
- I think you would
make a wonderful mother
663
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,503
and I would do anything to make you happy.
664
00:30:53,456 --> 00:30:54,420
- Don't, don't do this.
665
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:57,480
Don't, don't, don't make out
like this is some gift to me.
666
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,400
This is, this is about you.
667
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,650
- No, it's not.
- No, you need to hear this.
668
00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:04,053
Because you, you didn't
do anything for me.
669
00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:06,420
You used me as an excuse.
670
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:09,170
What you actually did is, is
you made your own embryos.
671
00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:16,910
- Well, it made sense at the time.
672
00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:22,200
I thought if I kept my options open,
673
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,870
I could make the decision later.
674
00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:26,070
- You made the decision.
675
00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:32,730
It's like dangling a
carrot in front of my face
676
00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:34,503
and then eating it yourself.
677
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,180
No one can break my heart the way you can.
678
00:31:50,514 --> 00:31:53,514
(guests chattering)
679
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,313
- Excuse me.
680
00:31:57,070 --> 00:31:57,963
Nina, Nina.
681
00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:00,840
See that door?
682
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,390
Can you hold that open
for me in 20 minutes?
683
00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,714
- I'm not sure I follow.
684
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,233
- Can, can you just do it?
685
00:32:07,194 --> 00:32:08,041
(glass ringing)
686
00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,323
- Okay, sure.
687
00:32:09,323 --> 00:32:10,360
- 20-
688
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,060
- Alright everyone.
689
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,670
It's time for the wedding dance.
690
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:18,330
I'm sure we've all been
studying the steps. (laughs)
691
00:32:18,330 --> 00:32:20,770
- [Nina] Oh, the fucking dance.
692
00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,353
(upbeat music)
693
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,090
- Emu. Emu.
694
00:32:27,090 --> 00:32:30,093
Spin, three, four, five, six.
695
00:32:30,093 --> 00:32:33,482
Pineapple, two, three, four, five, six.
696
00:32:33,482 --> 00:32:34,482
By the lise.
697
00:32:36,103 --> 00:32:38,880
Two, three, four, five, six, bang.
698
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,290
Two, three.
699
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:42,497
Nina, you didn't watch the video.
700
00:32:42,497 --> 00:32:44,550
Three, four, five, six, bang.
701
00:32:44,550 --> 00:32:47,348
Two, three, four, five, six.
702
00:32:47,348 --> 00:32:48,265
Look, Nina.
703
00:32:49,809 --> 00:32:51,080
(she sighs)
704
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,107
Four, five, six, spin emu.
705
00:32:54,010 --> 00:32:55,513
- Ah, ow.
- Three, four, five, six.
706
00:32:55,513 --> 00:32:56,346
- Where are you going?
707
00:32:56,346 --> 00:32:57,179
Don't leave me.
708
00:32:57,179 --> 00:32:58,350
- It's progressive dance.
709
00:32:58,350 --> 00:32:59,520
Going to my next partner.
710
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,353
- What is it?
711
00:33:04,435 --> 00:33:05,515
(Nina sighs)
712
00:33:05,515 --> 00:33:07,078
- You okay? You're not okay, are you?
713
00:33:07,078 --> 00:33:08,027
- No, I'm not.
714
00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:09,000
- What's the matter? You
don't wanna talk about that?
715
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,833
- No.
716
00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:17,773
Jimmy, how am I gonna fix what I've done?
717
00:33:17,773 --> 00:33:18,848
- It can't be that bad.
718
00:33:18,848 --> 00:33:20,590
- It's bad.
719
00:33:20,590 --> 00:33:23,911
- I have to go next, bye.
- Ah!
720
00:33:23,911 --> 00:33:24,911
- Nina.
- Mm?
721
00:33:28,503 --> 00:33:31,530
- Have you bothered to watch
my instructional video at all?
722
00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:33,859
- I'm sorry Martin, I
just didn't have time.
723
00:33:33,859 --> 00:33:35,942
- Alright, just watch me.
724
00:33:38,561 --> 00:33:41,144
Releve, bourree, kickball turn.
725
00:33:43,746 --> 00:33:44,579
Now.
726
00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:48,710
What is that?
727
00:33:48,710 --> 00:33:50,100
- I did that. I'm trying.
728
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:50,933
- Try harder.
729
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,923
- Follow me.
- Okay.
730
00:33:58,830 --> 00:33:59,890
- How do you know the steps?
731
00:33:59,890 --> 00:34:01,723
- I watched the video.
732
00:34:21,429 --> 00:34:22,759
- And...
733
00:34:22,759 --> 00:34:25,509
(guests applaud)
734
00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:32,001
- Harry.
735
00:34:37,006 --> 00:34:38,907
(Benedict clears throat)
736
00:34:38,907 --> 00:34:40,200
- And now friends,
737
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,353
it's approaching time
to cut the wedding cake.
738
00:34:44,468 --> 00:34:46,768
- Jimmy, this is for you.
739
00:34:46,768 --> 00:34:51,768
(guests cheering)
(guests laugh)
740
00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:55,413
See you, Jimmy.
741
00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,728
(Will rattles the door)
742
00:34:59,728 --> 00:35:00,856
- Nina!
743
00:35:00,856 --> 00:35:02,613
- Shit. Sorry, Will.
744
00:35:04,586 --> 00:35:09,586
(guests cheering)
(guests laughing)
745
00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:19,408
- What on earth was going on?
746
00:35:21,957 --> 00:35:23,595
- Nice running style.
747
00:35:23,595 --> 00:35:25,300
You were going at quite a clip.
748
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:27,483
- Yeah, well, soccer.
749
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:29,213
So...
750
00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:32,760
Mate, when I-
751
00:35:33,810 --> 00:35:35,040
I know I've acted like a douche
752
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,667
and I just hope this helps
to, I don't know, atone.
753
00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,023
- And?
754
00:35:44,670 --> 00:35:45,503
- I'm sorry.
755
00:35:48,254 --> 00:35:50,190
(Jimmy sighs)
756
00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:51,903
I want to be part of this family.
757
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,800
How will I know when I'm a Proudman?
758
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:04,677
(lively upbeat music)
759
00:36:04,677 --> 00:36:07,677
(audience cheering)
760
00:36:16,687 --> 00:36:17,937
- Hi, I'm Zara.
761
00:36:19,487 --> 00:36:23,507
♪ I'm just singing a little song ♪
762
00:36:23,507 --> 00:36:24,848
♪ For Cherie and Clegg ♪
763
00:36:24,848 --> 00:36:26,927
♪ on your wedding day. ♪
764
00:36:26,927 --> 00:36:29,640
(laughs) I'm a bit pissed, pissed to sing
765
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,237
and walk obviously.
766
00:36:31,237 --> 00:36:34,157
♪ Waiting for my husband to get a job ♪
767
00:36:34,157 --> 00:36:36,128
(laughs) That's a good one.
768
00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:38,779
♪ Oh, hey ♪
769
00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:40,290
- How much has she had to drink?
770
00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:41,123
- Enough.
771
00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:42,988
Zara?
772
00:36:42,988 --> 00:36:44,310
♪ This little light of mine ♪
773
00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:46,740
- Cake time.
- I'm singing obviously, so-
774
00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:47,910
- No, singing time's over.
775
00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:48,743
Nina.
776
00:36:48,743 --> 00:36:50,100
- Why are you always trying to control me?
777
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:51,330
- No one's trying to control you.
778
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:53,077
- I just would like a little song.
779
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,000
♪ Hey ♪
780
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,877
- Oh, shut your stupid doctor face.
781
00:36:54,877 --> 00:36:56,988
- You shut your doctor face. (laughs)
782
00:36:56,988 --> 00:37:01,410
(cake splatters)
(crowd gasps)
783
00:37:01,410 --> 00:37:03,688
- Somebody, something bad.
784
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,234
(cake splats)
(crowd gasps)
785
00:37:05,234 --> 00:37:07,734
(Zara laughs)
786
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:12,673
(cake splats)
(crowd gasps)
787
00:37:12,673 --> 00:37:15,173
(they laugh)
788
00:37:17,244 --> 00:37:20,683
- (clears throat) Well,
obviously ladies and gentleman
789
00:37:20,683 --> 00:37:24,154
the, the cake has been thrown.
790
00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:24,987
- No, no, come on, come on.
791
00:37:24,987 --> 00:37:26,264
No, no, come on, come on, please.
792
00:37:26,264 --> 00:37:28,434
- Oh, piss off, I'm having a lovely time.
793
00:37:28,434 --> 00:37:29,970
(they laugh)
794
00:37:29,970 --> 00:37:30,810
- Would you like some help?
795
00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:32,880
- No, thank you. She's
my wife, I'll handle it.
796
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,770
- He'll handle it.
797
00:37:34,770 --> 00:37:36,563
- Come on, let's go get you cleaned up.
798
00:37:39,770 --> 00:37:42,770
(reflective music)
799
00:37:43,842 --> 00:37:47,453
- I'm okay, thank you.
800
00:37:47,453 --> 00:37:48,286
- Hi.
801
00:37:49,202 --> 00:37:50,035
- Hi.
802
00:37:55,362 --> 00:37:56,871
- You having fun?
803
00:37:56,871 --> 00:37:57,704
- Yeah.
804
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,140
- Harry, I wanna tell you
805
00:38:03,653 --> 00:38:06,570
why I made the decisions that I have.
806
00:38:06,570 --> 00:38:07,530
- You don't have to explain.
807
00:38:07,530 --> 00:38:08,363
- I want to.
808
00:38:09,567 --> 00:38:10,623
- You lied to me.
809
00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:13,143
It surprises me.
810
00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:16,670
I wouldn't have thought of you that way.
811
00:38:18,602 --> 00:38:20,580
(Nina sighs)
812
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,473
- You've never lied to anyone?
813
00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:24,263
- Yeah, I have.
814
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:26,313
But not like this.
815
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,440
- Well, for what it's worth,
816
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,453
the reason I lied to you is because-
817
00:38:33,453 --> 00:38:35,880
- Well, you wanted me to like you.
818
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,433
That's what you said last night.
819
00:38:40,727 --> 00:38:43,863
- I don't know if I can
trust my feelings, Harry.
820
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,150
I'm feeling about you
821
00:38:53,190 --> 00:38:56,163
a way I haven't felt about
anyone for a long time.
822
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,050
- I've never met anyone quite like you.
823
00:39:05,070 --> 00:39:06,903
You've really hit me for six.
824
00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:10,503
- You've hit me for six two.
825
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,590
- You know I'm a crisis manager, right?
826
00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:17,433
- Yes.
827
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:20,675
- You know what the number one
rule of crisis management is?
828
00:39:20,675 --> 00:39:23,820
- What?
829
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:26,583
- See the crisis coming and avoid it.
830
00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:30,693
And you, Nina, are a major event.
831
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,430
- You think I'm a disaster?
832
00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:43,430
- Yeah. I think you are the
loveliest, loveliest disaster.
833
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,570
And I don't think you're
ready to be with me.
834
00:39:52,362 --> 00:39:54,682
So, now I'm gonna go.
835
00:39:54,682 --> 00:39:57,599
(reflective music)
836
00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:17,066
("Together in Electric Dreams" plays)
837
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:19,735
♪ Though you're miles and miles away ♪
838
00:40:19,735 --> 00:40:22,729
♪ I see you every day ♪
839
00:40:22,729 --> 00:40:25,066
♪ I don't have to try ♪
840
00:40:25,066 --> 00:40:28,689
♪ I just close my eyes. ♪
841
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:33,539
♪ I close my eyes ♪
842
00:40:33,539 --> 00:40:36,066
♪ We'll always be together ♪
843
00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:40,906
♪ However far it seems ♪
844
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:43,346
♪ We'll always be together ♪
845
00:40:43,346 --> 00:40:48,306
♪ Together in electric dreams ♪
846
00:40:48,306 --> 00:40:50,877
♪ We'll always be together ♪
847
00:40:50,877 --> 00:40:54,127
♪ However far it seems ♪
848
00:40:55,957 --> 00:40:56,790
- Bye.
849
00:40:57,957 --> 00:40:59,327
- Hey there.
850
00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:00,483
(car door shuts)
851
00:41:00,483 --> 00:41:01,563
- Good evening.
852
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,770
- So this is where you live?
- Yes.
853
00:41:04,770 --> 00:41:06,513
This is where I really live.
854
00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:10,053
Would you like to see inside?
855
00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:12,183
- I'd love to.
856
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,713
- Hmm.
857
00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:24,150
- Sip little sips.
- What's that for?
858
00:41:24,150 --> 00:41:26,483
- In case you throw up.
- I'm not gonna throw up.
859
00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:28,920
- Oh, don't don't, don't rub my back.
860
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,070
It's making me seasick.
861
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,143
I trashed a wedding cake.
862
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,800
- I showed everyone my penis.
863
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,633
All good.
864
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,450
- Are you angry with me?
865
00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:47,453
- No.
866
00:41:51,924 --> 00:41:55,650
- But I'm in your bad books.
867
00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:56,483
- No.
868
00:41:59,490 --> 00:42:00,357
Are you okay?
869
00:42:00,357 --> 00:42:02,520
- Oh, I'm pretty pissed.
870
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,753
- But in a bigger sense.
871
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,203
- I, I think I'm gonna throw up.
872
00:42:15,265 --> 00:42:17,310
No, no, I'm not.
873
00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:18,274
Actually, I think-
874
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,774
(she retches)
875
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,053
- There we go.
876
00:42:24,053 --> 00:42:25,593
Get it out.
877
00:42:25,593 --> 00:42:27,922
- Oh, get it all out.
878
00:42:27,922 --> 00:42:28,755
(Zara sighs)
879
00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:29,816
Get it all out.
880
00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:30,798
(Zara clears her throat)
881
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:31,769
- No, I think it's-
882
00:42:31,769 --> 00:42:33,810
- Are you alright?
- I think I'm okay.
883
00:42:33,810 --> 00:42:35,657
Yeah, I think I could
probably even have an-
884
00:42:35,657 --> 00:42:37,999
(Zara retches)
885
00:42:37,999 --> 00:42:40,666
(Jimmy retches)
886
00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:44,183
- Ugh.
887
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:46,253
All gone?
888
00:42:48,124 --> 00:42:51,041
(door clicks shut)
889
00:42:57,930 --> 00:42:58,763
- Hi.
890
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,943
I finished unpacking.
891
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,573
Anything you don't like
where it is, we can move it.
892
00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:09,753
Welcome to your new home.
893
00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:13,607
Pretty fucking classy.
894
00:43:21,054 --> 00:43:22,304
Do you like it?
895
00:43:25,257 --> 00:43:26,468
- Nice job.
896
00:43:26,468 --> 00:43:30,635
("Always Right" by Climber plays)
897
00:43:34,294 --> 00:43:35,461
Your home too.
898
00:43:36,669 --> 00:43:40,411
♪ This (indistinct) ♪
899
00:43:40,411 --> 00:43:44,828
♪ This (indistinct) ♪
900
00:43:52,749 --> 00:43:55,999
♪ You are always right ♪
901
00:43:58,211 --> 00:43:59,878
- [Nina] A disaster.
902
00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:04,182
♪ You are always right ♪
903
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:21,140
♪ I'm sure things will clear up ♪
904
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:25,223
♪ I'm sure things will clear up ♪
905
00:44:26,893 --> 00:44:29,883
- Patrick, I don't wanna be
in the real world anymore.
906
00:44:33,810 --> 00:44:35,146
- Come to bed.
907
00:44:35,146 --> 00:44:38,444
♪ I'm sure things will clear up ♪
908
00:44:38,444 --> 00:44:42,444
♪ I'm sure things will clear up ♪
909
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:54,789
♪ I'm sure that I can slip up ♪
910
00:44:54,789 --> 00:44:59,706
♪ I'm sure that I can
turn my life around ♪
911
00:45:08,018 --> 00:45:10,601
(upbeat music)
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