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Asian food.
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What more can a man want?
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Asian utensils.
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And a fork.
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That's all a man needs.
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Is a fork.
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But I want to make my wife happy.
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It's so important to her that I learn
the Asian culture.
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Let's try it again.
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You can do it.
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You can do it.
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Yeah, yeah, that's how you do it.
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I know how to work chopsticks.
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I'm in my man cave.
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White men are always stabbing their food
like barbarians.
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Well, you know, when you use a real
utensil like a fork... You're still
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food like a barbarian.
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I've tried, sweetheart. I'm trying to
make your mom happy.
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Everything I do in an Asian... No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Yeah, yeah, I kind of...
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Thank you.
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I'm not trying to be funny. I love you.
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I love you, Mom.
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How do you pick up a grain of rice with
a knitting hand?
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You pick it up. You don't stab it.
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Look,
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I got a couple.
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You're so good at that.
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You made a mess in my man cave.
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I'm going to leave a cleaning girl here.
What are you doing?
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I made a mess. I like how nice and clean
my place is and you're putting rice all
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over the place.
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Just on you.
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We're not in China now, sweetheart.
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Don't say that.
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Here's a utensil that maybe you're not
familiar with called the finger snake.
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You're sweet.
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Thank you.
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And like this.
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Like this.
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And then you don't stab it.
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Don't stab it.
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What am I supposed to do with it?
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You pick it up.
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You're giving my mother a heart attack.
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Well, teach me how to do this. I don't
know how to do this.
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And why are there little teddy bears on
the chops? It's just not manly at all.
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They're rabbits.
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Oh, they're rabbits. Oh, that's a lot
more manly of them.
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Look, just like this. Open. I got a good
idea.
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You could just feed me when your mom's
around.
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No. Open.
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No, actually, try.
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Open, close.
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Open and close. All right.
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Open, close.
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Open, close.
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Is that good?
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No? Just pick up the damn food.
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Almost.
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Almost. Almost. Almost.
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Oh, that feels good.
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Yeah. I'm so stressed out.
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That's why I come to my man cave.
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Almost.
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Almost.
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You know what we also use them for?
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The unit of measurement.
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I got your tongue.
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Really? I got your tongue.
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You feel silly?
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Say one happy bunny.
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That's used for more than just food?
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Apparently so.
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See?
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So I'd say you're about one happy bunny.
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Well, how would you know? My pants are
on.
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What are you doing?
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I see your zippers down.
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I don't usually let women into the man
cave.
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I don't even know what you're doing here
right now.
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I think you should just go.
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Just go. See what your mom wants.
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And this is how you use chopsticks.
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What are you doing?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Looking at your laptop.
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I'm married to your mom.
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Is this part of the Asian culture?
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It's part of the Asian culture to make
the men happy.
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Are you happy?
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I don't hear you complaining.
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Like halfway there.
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Can I move this so I... Okay,
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so I guess food time's over, right?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, that feels good.
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So you're supposed to make the man happy
in the Asian culture, right? Yeah.
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My mother really likes you, so... I
thought she loved me.
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Yeah.
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She's not going to love me if she saw
what you were doing right now.
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She just needs to know that we like each
other and we enjoy each other's
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company.
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Well, I could see why my mother likes
you.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I don't think this is right.
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My stepdaughter's blowing me in my man
cave.
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Oh,
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that feels really good.
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That feels so good.
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I love the way you giggle.
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Makes me feel relaxed, baby.
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Oh, that feels good.
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You're going to make me really hard, and
that's not right.
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Bad things happen when a man's cock is
hard.
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Bad things happen.
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Can you do me a favor?
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Yeah. Can you, like, make it really wet
and just pull the head of my cock? I'd
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really like that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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take your hand and stroke my cock make
it really wet oh yeah
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feel how hard it's getting oh yeah oh
god oh yeah that's nice
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oh yeah
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oh yeah baby
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So I guess what happens in the man cave
stays in the man cave?
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Really? That's what happens in the man
cave?
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Yeah. It's going to happen now in the
man cave, baby.
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Look at those beautiful fits.
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I know what I want.
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Everybody likes to eat cherries. I want
you to lay on top of me so I can lick
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your pussy while you suck my cock, baby.
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Can you do that?
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Can you do that for me, baby?
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Oh yeah.
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Oh baby,
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of course you taste so nice.
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Does that feel good, baby?
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I feel so...
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Thank you very much.
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Good. Give me the long strokes, baby.
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Long, slow strokes.
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Like that.
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That's what I like, baby.
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I want to fill up your little pussy,
baby. Your little Asian pussy, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I like big American men.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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You're fucking in my man's head, yeah.
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That's it, baby.
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That's it.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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So little.
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So sweet.
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Fuck me. Fuck.
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Oh, yeah. Look at that cute ass baby.
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Take a deep breath.
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Take a fucking deep breath.
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You like fucking your Asian
stepdaughter?
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Oh, I love it. I love it.
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Fuck me.
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I'm sorry.
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Like tight little fortune cookies.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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He likes to hang out with young Asian
boys.
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You've got to work with...
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You ready for me?
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You know, come and play in here after
Chinese practice.
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Yeah, baby, you got to teach me those
chopsticks again.
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I think we should meet every afternoon
around this time until I get it right.
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You know, I can't stab the food. I got
to be smooth, baby.
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Yeah.
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But I just stabbed you, baby.
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I stabbed you for a long time.
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