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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,391 INSALATA SPECIALE ALLA SMART. 2 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:15,725 I PREPARED FOR YOU MYSELF. 3 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,682 OH, GOOD. I'M STARVING. 4 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,056 GET THE GIRL. 5 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,030 HELP! HELP! 6 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:36,046 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS TABLE IS OCCUPIED. 7 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,881 HELP ME. THEY ARE TAKING MY MISTRESS. 8 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:40,038 WELL, THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO FOOL AROUND. 9 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,085 THE COPS! 10 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,579 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YES, THANK YOU. 11 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,848 WHAT A BRAVE MAN YOU ARE, MR... 12 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,550 SMART. MAXWELL SMART. 13 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,420 MAXWELL SMART. IT MUST HAVE BEEN FATE THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE. 14 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,989 - NO, IT WAS THE SALAD. - I'VE GOT TO GO. I MUST GET OUT OF HERE. 15 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,225 BUT THE POLICE ARE COMING. THEY'LL WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 16 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,695 CAN'T AFFORD THE SCANDAL. I'LL FIND SOME WAY TO REPAY YOU LATER. 17 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:28,064 BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE MEN? WHAT WERE THEY TRYING TO DO? 18 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,866 PROBABLY ANOTHER KIDNAP ATTEMPT. 19 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,301 ANOTHER? 20 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,045 IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 21 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,712 FASCINATING. 22 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,048 FASCINATING AND BEAUTIFUL. 23 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,472 AND VERY LOW CALORIE. 24 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:53,015 I'M TELLING YOU, CHIEF. THIS WAS NO ORDINARY KIDNAP ATTEMPT. 25 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,851 I HAPPENED TO HAVE RECOGNIZED ONE OF THOSE HOODS AS A KAOS MAN. 26 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,087 - WHAT'S THE MAN'S NAME? - I CAN'T REMEMBER. 27 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,557 - WHAT WAS THE GIRL'S NAME? - I DIDN'T GET IT. 28 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:03,593 - WHAT ABOUT THE LICENSE NUMBER OF THE GIRL'S CAR? - I DIDN'T SEE IT. 29 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,563 - HOW ABOUT THE LICENSE OF THE OTHER CAR? - I DIDN'T NOTICE. 30 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,732 MAX, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ME AND AN AGENT GAVE YOU ANSWERS LIKE 31 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:12,202 "I CAN'T REMEMBER," "I DIDN'T NOTICE," AND "I DIDN'T SEE IT"? 32 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,437 I DON'T KNOW. 33 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,885 WHAT'S THE MATTER, CHIEF? ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR HEADACHES? 34 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,743 LISTEN, CHIEF, I'M SURE THAT I CAN IDENTIFY ONE OF THOSE ATTACKERS. 35 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,580 - HOW? - WELL, LOOK, CHIEF... 36 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:26,549 THE LAB HAS PERFECTED THE NEW IDENTO-MAN. 37 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,084 OH. HOW DOES IT WORK? 38 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:31,788 WELL, YOU SEE, CHIEF, THE HEAD IS A HUGE ELECTROMAGNET. 39 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,923 NOW YOU TAKE THESE VARIOUS FEATURES 40 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,525 AND YOU PUT THEM ON AND YOU GET 41 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,860 - A THREE-DIMENSIONAL FIGURE. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO IT. 42 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,997 NOW AS SOON AS WE CAN IDENTIFY THAT MAN, WE'LL SEND OUT A TRACER ON HIM. 43 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,666 THEN MAYBE WE CAN FIND OUT WHO THE GIRL IS AND WHAT KAOS WANTS WITH HER. 44 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,335 RIGHT, CHIEF. OKAY, LET'S SEE NOW. 45 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:49,672 FIRST OF ALL, HE HAD A VERY KIND OF... 46 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,908 DETERMINED CHIN. 47 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,433 AND THEN... 48 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,535 A VERY CRUEL MOUTH... 49 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,921 AND A MEAN MOUSTACHE. 50 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,591 HIS NOSE WAS KIND OF CROOKED, CHIEF. 51 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:13,530 AND THEN OF COURSE HE HAD THOSE BASHED-IN CAULIFLOWER EARS. 52 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,465 THE THING I SAW MOST WAS 53 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:20,236 THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL BABY-BLUE EYES. 54 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,739 - WHAT ABOUT THE HAIR? - OH, I DIDN'T SEE HIS HAIR, CHIEF, 55 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,173 HE WAS WEARING A HAT. 56 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,497 WELL, TRY THAT ONE. 57 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:32,248 THAT'S HIM, CHIEF. THAT'S THE MAN I SAW. 58 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,517 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TAKE HIS PICTURE 59 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:37,954 AND RUN IT THROUGH THE AUTOMATIC COMPARISON FILE, AND WE'VE GOT OUR MAN. 60 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:41,157 WELL, AS SOON AS WE CAN PIN DOWN THE IDENTIFICATION, 61 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,858 I WANT YOU TO LOOK FOR THE GIRL. 62 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:44,660 BECAUSE IF HE IS A KAOS MAN... 63 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,963 OH, HE IS A KAOS MAN, CHIEF. I NEVER FORGET A FACE. 64 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,432 AND THE FACE YOU'VE CONSTRUCTED LOOKS LIKE HIM? 65 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,933 I'M POSITIVE, CHIEF. 66 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,903 THEN WE'LL PUT HIM ON OUR 101 LIST... "SHOOT ON SIGHT." 67 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,193 RIGHT, CHIEF. 68 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,778 WATCH OUT, CHIEF! THERE HE IS! 69 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,914 IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHIEF. 70 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,650 IT'S ONLY THE DUMMY. 71 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,540 YES, I KNOW. 72 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:24,233 - HOW AM I DOING, LITTLE JOE? - WILD, TRACY, WILD. 73 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,617 NOW YOU ARE DOING THE JET. 74 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,206 WHOA WHOA. HEY, GANG. GOT A NEW DANCE... 75 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,208 "THE LEOPARD." 76 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,916 EXCUSE ME, MISS DUNHILL. THERE ARE TWO GENTLEMEN TO SEE YOU. 77 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,873 I SHOWED THEM INTO THE LIBRARY. 78 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,362 SLADE, I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SET FOOT IN THIS HOUSE. 79 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,032 AND WHAT IS CAINE DOING HERE? 80 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,434 HE'S HERE BECAUSE I ASKED HIM TO BE HERE. 81 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,270 HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE FAKE KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT THIS MORNING, 82 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,840 AND I DON'T LIKE IT. YOU DIDN'T CLEAR IT WITH ME. 83 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,508 I'M THE HEAD OF KAOS IN THIS DISTRICT. 84 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,510 AND I'M THE HEAD OF THE DAUGHTERS OF KAOS. 85 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,246 A D.O.K. TAKES COMMAND OF ANY DISTRICT SHE'S IN, 86 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:14,417 AND I AM TAKING OVER THE KILLING OF MAXWELL SMART PERSONALLY. 87 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:17,286 SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN INTERESTED IN SMART? 88 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:20,824 TODAY IS ONE YEAR TO THE DAY SINCE MAXWELL SMART 89 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:24,448 KILLED THE FOUNDER OF THE UNITED STATES BRANCH OF KAOS... 90 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,520 MY FATHER. 91 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,869 SEEMS ONLY FITTING THAT SMART SHOULD DIE 92 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,853 ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF DADDY'S DEATH. 93 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:42,144 WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT HIM THIS MORNING WHEN YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY? 94 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,248 I SET UP THAT FAKE KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH SMART. 95 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,717 BESIDES, SHOOTING LACKS IMAGINATION. 96 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:51,120 I WANT THRILLS, EXCITEMENT, KICKS. 97 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,923 MARVELOUS. BUT WHEN DOES HE DIE? 98 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,494 TONIGHT. AND SMART'S WEAKNESS IS GOING TO SET HIM UP FOR THE KILL. 99 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,430 WE NEVER FOUND OUT SMART'S WEAKNESS. 100 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,098 HOW COULD YOU KNOW IT? 101 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,868 HE HAS THE SAME WEAKNESS AS EVERY OTHER MAN I'VE EVER MET... 102 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,858 ME. 103 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:25,288 - HELLO THERE. - I'VE COME TO THANK YOU, MAXWELL SMART. 104 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,856 WON'T YOU COME IN? 105 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,626 HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WHERE I LIVED? 106 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,327 I LOOKED YOU UP IN THE PHONE BOOK. 107 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,930 OH, YOU'D MAKE A GOOD DETECTIVE, MISS... 108 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,699 - TRACY DUNHILL. - TRACY DUNHILL. 109 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:38,435 YES, OF COURSE. 110 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,670 AREN'T YOU THE ONE THEY CALL "THE MADCAP HEIRESS," 111 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,306 - "THE BILLION-DOLLAR BABY"? - JUST CALL ME TRACY, MAX. 112 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,943 "TRACY MAX." WELL, COULDN'T WE JUST MAKE IT "TRACY"? 113 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,913 SEE, MY NAME IS MAX AND IT COULD GET A LITTLE CONFUSING THAT WAY. 114 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,448 YOU'RE RIGHT. 115 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,750 DO YOU ALWAYS CARRY TWO FUR COATS? 116 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:57,008 OF COURSE. ONE IS FOR WEARING, THE OTHER'S FOR DRAGGING. 117 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:03,559 MISS DUNHILL, I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS OR NOT, 118 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,628 BUT YOU'RE IN TERRIBLE DANGER. 119 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,263 YOU SEE, I HAPPENED TO RECOGNIZE 120 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,565 ONE OF THE MEN WHO TRIED TO KIDNAP YOU THIS AFTERNOON, 121 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,934 AND HE'S NO RUN-OF-THE-MILL ORDINARY KIDNAPPER. 122 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,803 HE HAPPENS TO BE A MEMBER OF KAOS. 123 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,040 - KAOS? - YES, AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF EVIL. 124 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,041 OOH, REALLY? HOW EXCITING. 125 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,243 EXCITING? 126 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,334 YES, I LIVE FOR EXCITEMENT. 127 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,649 AND YOU, MR. SMART, 128 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,151 YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF MAN WHO LIVES FOR EXCITEMENT TOO. 129 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:33,690 WELL, YES, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A MAN OF THE WORLD. 130 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,492 DO YOU LIKE SKIN-DIVING... 131 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,160 GREAT SPORT. 132 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,363 GLIDING ALONG THE OCEAN FLOOR... 133 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,764 MARVELOUS. 134 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,566 WITH ONLY A SPEAR GUN IN YOUR HAND... 135 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,267 LOVE IT. 136 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,170 SURROUNDED BY MAN-EATING SHARKS? 137 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,340 THAT I'M NOT TOO CRAZY ABOUT. 138 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:53,176 OH, MAX, I JUST KNOW YOU'RE MY KIND OF MAN 139 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,244 AND I KNOW MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU. 140 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,112 WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY PARTY TONIGHT? 141 00:08:57,136 --> 00:09:00,382 OH, WELL, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. I'D LIKE TO. WHAT TIME? 142 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,752 ANY TIME. IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR TWO MONTHS. 143 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,020 LET'S SAY ABOUT 10:00 THEN. 144 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:08,458 IT WILL SEEM AN ETERNITY TILL THEN. 145 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:12,194 MAY I SAY, MR. SMART, YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC CHARM? 146 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:16,165 MAY I SAY, MISS DUNHILL, THAT YOU HAVE FANTASTIC TASTE? 147 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,500 GOOD NIGHT. 148 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,824 GOOD NIGHT, TRACY. 149 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,206 MAX, I CAN'T LEAVE. 150 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,308 WHY NOT? 151 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,600 YOU'RE STANDING ON MY COAT. 152 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,158 SMART WILL BE HERE AT 10:00. 153 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,127 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KILL HIM? 154 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:48,311 WELL, THAT'S JUST WHAT I'M GOING TO WORK OUT. 155 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,003 LET'S SEE... 156 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,360 I WANT SOMETHING EXOTIC. 157 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,433 NO, SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 158 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:08,084 THAT'S IT. LIPSTICK. 159 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,519 LIPSTICK? 160 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,712 YES. THIS HAS THE PROTECTIVE UNDERCOATING. 161 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:20,629 AND THIS IS THE POISON LIPSTICK. 162 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:24,288 AND WHEN I KISS SMART... 163 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,605 GET ONE OF THE BOYS IN HERE. 164 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,939 NOW. 165 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,665 WHO CAN REFUSE A DAUGHTER OF KAOS? 166 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,315 CAINE, MISS DUNHILL WANTS TO SEE YOU. 167 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,251 YES, MISS DUNHILL. 168 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,988 CAINE, I NEVER THANKED YOU FOR THIS MORNING. 169 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,646 THANK YOU, CAINE. 170 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,248 QUITE DEAD. 171 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:15,852 OH, YES. ANY DOCTOR WILL THINK HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK, 172 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:19,677 BUT YOU AND I WILL KNOW THAT HE WAS A VICTIM OF THE KISS OF DEATH. 173 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,013 GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 174 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,664 MAX, I WANT YOU TO BE ESPECIALLY CAREFUL AT TRACY DUNHILL'S PARTY. 175 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,200 YOU'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHY KAOS WANTS HER, 176 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,568 AND THAT MEANS CONSTANT DANGER. 177 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,903 OH, I DON'T KNOW, CHIEF. 178 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,505 KAOS HAS ITS KILLERS, KIDNAPPERS AND BLACKMAILERS, 179 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,842 BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'D CRASH A PARTY WHERE THEY WEREN'T INVITED. 180 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,177 I THINK THEY MIGHT, MAX. 181 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,045 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, 86? 182 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,480 WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT IT. 183 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,916 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT THRILLED. 184 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,084 LAST YEAR, THANKS TO ME, 185 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,553 THERE WERE SIX CONTROL MEN 186 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,855 ON THE LIST OF 10 BEST DRESSED SPIES. 187 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,456 I NEVER HEARD OF THAT LIST. 188 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,425 OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T. IT'S A SECRET. 189 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,694 EVERYTHING I DESIGN IS A SECRET. 190 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,698 THAT'S WHY I AM KNOWN AS TAILOR TO THE SPIES. 191 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,434 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS? LOOK AT THAT. 192 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,936 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN REWOVEN. 193 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,038 DON'T TOUCH THAT. IT'S A BULLET HOLE. 194 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,340 I SPEND WEEKS MAKING THESE JACKETS 195 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,576 AND YOU AGENTS GO OUT AND GET YOURSELF SHOT. 196 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,712 YOU HAVE NO REGARD FOR CLOTHING. 197 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,480 THE JACKET IS JUST FINE. 198 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,349 OKAY, THE JACKET'S JUST FINE. 199 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,152 NOW WHERE'S THE SECRET POCKET FOR MY GUN? 200 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,610 DON'T TELL ME. I'LL FIND IT. 201 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,065 I CAN'T FIND IT. 202 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,401 THERE IS NO SECRET POCKET. 203 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,692 YOU SEE? 204 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,580 HE SHOULDN'T GET SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT HIS CLOTHES. 205 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:54,684 MAX, I HAD AGENT 13 SHIPPED INTO TRACY DUNHILL'S HOUSE. 206 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,653 - SHIPPED? - WE FOUND OUT SHE'D ORDERED SOME NEW FURNITURE. 207 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:01,190 BEFORE IT WAS DELIVERED, I STATIONED AGENT 13 INSIDE A COUCH. 208 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,893 - OH, WELL THAT WILL BE NICE FOR 13. - WHY? 209 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,395 WELL, HE'S BEEN WORKING HARD. HE COULD USE THE REST. 210 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,352 WILL YOU STOP IT? 211 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,469 OH, MAX. THE LAB MAN ASKED ME 212 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,805 TO BRING YOU THIS BELT TO WEAR TO THE PARTY TONIGHT. 213 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,406 OH, THANK YOU, 99. 214 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,374 IT'S THE LATEST PIECE OF SPECIAL EQUIPMENT. 215 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,044 THE BUCKLE CONTAINS A MINISCULE TAPE RECORDER. 216 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,779 WHAT? 217 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,816 MINISCULE. DIMINUTIVE. MICROCOSMIC. 218 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,708 HMM. YOU CERTAINLY HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS, 99. 219 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,711 TEENSY-WEENSY. 220 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,829 CHIEF, I DON'T LIKE THIS SETUP AT ALL. 221 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,998 I THINK WE OUGHT TO TRY TO CRASH THAT PARTY. 222 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,101 BUT IF WE ATTRACT ATTENTION, KAOS IS SURE TO BECOME SUSPICIOUS. 223 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,003 TRUST MY FEMININE INTUITION, CHIEF. 224 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,071 MAX IS WALKING INTO A TRAP. 225 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:53,342 NOW, 99, YOU DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE MISS DUNHILL IS TERRIBLY ATTRACTIVE 226 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,846 AND FABULOUSLY WEALTHY, THAT WOULD AFFECT MAX'S JUDGMENT, DO YOU? 227 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,852 HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO CHANGE? 228 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,863 YOU'RE NOT AS CLEVER AS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE, MY DEAR. 229 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,331 IT'S 10:00. SMART ISN'T HERE YET. 230 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,735 DON'T WORRY. SMART WILL BE HERE, AND I WILL BE READY FOR HIM. 231 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:30,001 FIRST THE PROTECTIVE UNDERCOATING. 232 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:35,273 THEN THE POISON LIPSTICK. 233 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,597 YOU'RE A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, TRACY. 234 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,634 OH, I JUST ADORE COMPLIMENTS. I COULD KISS YOU FOR THAT. 235 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,925 NAUGHTY. 236 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,508 SMART JUST CAME IN. YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF HIM RIGHT NOW. 237 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:03,212 A KISS HELLO, AND IT'S GOODBYE SMART. 238 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,113 I TOLD YOU, SLADE, I WILL TAKE CARE OF SMART 239 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,149 IN MY OWN WAY AT MY OWN TIME. 240 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,952 SMART DIES AT EXACTLY THE MOMENT THAT HE KILLED MY FATHER... 241 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,311 MIDNIGHT. 242 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,094 HELLO, MAX. I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. 243 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,962 I WANT YOU TO MEET SOME OF MY GUESTS. 244 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,798 OH, THANK YOU, TRACY, BUT I THINK I'LL JUST LOOK AROUND FOR A LITTLE BIT. 245 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,800 DON'T FORGET, YOUR LIFE MAY STILL BE IN DANGER. 246 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,470 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T YOU DISAPPEAR. 247 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,739 I'VE GOT A GREAT SURPRISE FOR YOU LATER. 248 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,930 GOOD. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 249 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,503 GOOD EVENING. 250 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,785 99, I FEEL AWFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE DRESSED LIKE THIS. 251 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,588 MY GLASSES ARE TOO DARK AND MY CUMMERBUND IS TOO TIGHT. 252 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,591 BUT, CHIEF, YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN WITH THE CROWD. 253 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,593 WHO ARE ALL THESE STRANGE-LOOKING PEOPLE? 254 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,197 A BUNCH OF INTERNATIONAL PARASITIC SYCOPHANTS. 255 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,661 HEY, MAX WAS RIGHT. YOU DO HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS. 256 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,768 13? 257 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,517 HI THERE, 88-66. 258 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,420 IT'S JUST 86. 259 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,123 WELL, I'M SEEING DOUBLE RIGHT NOW. 260 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:25,094 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, 13. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON A CASE. 261 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,295 I'M ON MY SECOND CASE. 262 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,920 I FINISHED MY FIRST CASE AN HOUR AGO. 263 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,636 WELL, AT LEAST YOU FOUND A CLEVER PLACE TO HIDE. 264 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,840 YEAH, NO, NOT REALLY. HALF A DOZEN PEOPLE HAVE SEEN ME ALREADY. 265 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,008 WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF? 266 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,479 I DON'T HAVE TO. WITH THIS JET-SET CROWD, 267 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,614 A GUY IN THE SOFA IS JUST NORMAL. 268 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,749 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 269 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:51,553 YEAH, THERE'S A SWEDISH ACTRESS SLEEPING IN THE WALL SAFE. 270 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:55,224 LISTEN, 13, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO REPORT? 271 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,793 OH, YOU BET I HAVE, 86. 272 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,896 I DISCOVERED SOMETHING THAT'S SO IMPORTANT, IT'S A MATTER OF... 273 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,565 EXCUSE ME. 274 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,634 IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH. 275 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,170 UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T REMEMBER 276 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,475 WHAT LIFE OR WHOSE DEATH, BUT... 277 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,799 OH, HI THERE. 278 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,249 AH, THANK YOU. 279 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,318 WHO WAS THAT? 280 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,754 OH, THAT WAS AGENT 93. 281 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,523 SINCE I HAD TO KEEP SURVEILLANCE AT A PARTY, 282 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,867 THE CHIEF WAS NICE ENOUGH TO LET ME TAKE ALONG A DATE. 283 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,463 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, 86. 284 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,632 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, 13. 285 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,434 TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU'VE OVERHEARD. 286 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,204 BUT I... I... I KNOW WHAT... 287 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,206 SHH. SOMEONE'S COMING. 288 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,276 HELLO, MAX. HAVING A GOOD TIME? 289 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,911 YES, BUT I'M WAITING FOR THAT SURPRISE YOU PROMISED ME. 290 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,246 YOU WON'T HAVE LONG TO WAIT. 291 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,948 WELL, I HOPE IT WILL BE WORTH WAITING FOR. 292 00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,539 YOU WILL NEVER FORGET IT. 293 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,658 I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THAT, CHIEF. 294 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,027 I'M SORRY, 99. I'M NEW AT THIS KIND OF DANCING. 295 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,662 I'M DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN. 296 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,798 NO, I MEAN MAX AND THAT WOMAN. 297 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,301 LET'S DANCE OVER THAT WAY. 298 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,726 OKAY, BUT YOU LEAD. 299 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,245 HOLD IT DOWN, EVERYBODY. QUIET! 300 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,949 THE PARTY'S GETTING DULL. WE NEED SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE. 301 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,585 AND WE ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE... 302 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,152 THE NEW YEAR! 303 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,258 BUT THE NEW YEAR IS MONTHS AWAY. 304 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,828 THE MAN IS RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE... 305 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,264 THE FACT THAT THE NEW YEAR IS MONTHS AWAY! 306 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,504 OH, MAX, YOU KNOW WHAT IS SO EXCITING ABOUT NEW YEAR'S? 307 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,061 EVERYBODY KISSES AT MIDNIGHT. 308 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:31,013 GOOD. THEN I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT. 309 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,715 YOU KNOW, 99, THIS IS SOME PARTY. 310 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,249 I HOPE MAX IS ALL RIGHT. 311 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,451 - OH, I'M SURE HE IS. - I DON'T KNOW, CHIEF. 312 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,453 I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REACH HIM FOR OVER AN HOUR. 313 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,490 EVERY TIME I TRIED TO, THAT MAN STARTED TALKING TO ME. 314 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,593 - DID YOU FIND OUT WHO THAT GIRL IS? - NO, 315 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,162 BUT I'M CERTAIN SHE'S A CONTROL AGENT. 316 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,122 YOU'RE PLAYING A VERY DANGEROUS GAME, TRACY. 317 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,004 IN 30 SECONDS IT WILL BE MIDNIGHT, 318 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,073 AND THAT'S WHEN MAXWELL SMART GETS HIS KISS. 319 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,177 COME ON, 13, TRY AND REMEMBER AGAIN. 320 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,313 I CAN'T TAKE THIS PARTY MUCH LONGER. THE NOISE IS KILLING ME. 321 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,748 - THAT'S IT! - WHAT'S IT? 322 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,318 THAT'S THE THING THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER. 323 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,887 YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED TONIGHT. 324 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,788 TONIGHT? 325 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:15,391 BUT IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 326 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,392 MIDNIGHT? 327 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,962 WELL, LOOK, IF I DON'T SEE YOU AGAIN, 328 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,952 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 329 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,441 Tracy: HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR! 330 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,665 MAX, MAX, OVER HERE! 331 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,618 TRACY, HOW ABOUT A KISS? HAPPY NEW YEAR! 332 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,387 NO! 333 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,949 MAX... 334 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,419 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 335 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,524 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 336 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,515 I DID IT. I KILLED MAXWELL SMART. 337 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:17,919 AND EXACTLY AT MIDNIGHT, JUST AS I SAID I WOULD. 338 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,590 MY APOLOGIES. YOU ARE A TRUE DAUGHTER OF KAOS. 339 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,026 AND THAT'S THE END OF MAXWELL SMART. 340 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,597 NO, THAT'S THE END OF TRACY DUNHILL. 341 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,599 I HAVE YOUR CONFESSION RIGHT HERE 342 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,736 IN MY TEENSY-WEENSY TAPE RECORDER. 343 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,170 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. 344 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,872 YES, I KNOW, 345 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,974 BUT WHEN AGENT 13 TOLD ME THAT I WAS GONNA BE KILLED TONIGHT, 346 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,509 AND WHEN I SAW YOU KISS THAT MAN OUTSIDE, I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 347 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,979 BUT I WAS WEARING POISON LIPSTICK WHEN I KISSED YOU. 348 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,481 WHAT SAVED YOU? 349 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,018 PLASTIC LIPS. 350 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,109 THANKS TO THE BOYS IN THE LAB, I CAN KISS AND TELL. 351 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,530 GOOD MORNING, CHIEF. MORNING, 99. 352 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,864 Chief: GOOD MORNING. 353 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,167 WELL, CHIEF, I CHECKED WITH THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT. 354 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,203 AND TRACY DUNHILL IS GOING TO PRISON FOR A LONG LONG TIME. 355 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,738 - I SHOULD THINK SO. - YES, 356 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,773 THEY GOT HER ON TWO CHARGES OF MANSLAUGHTER 357 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,675 AND ONE OF KISSING WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. 358 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,744 CONGRATULATIONS, MAX. YOU DID A FINE JOB 359 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,746 IN GATHERING EVIDENCE AGAINST TRACY DUNHILL. 360 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:21,283 AND LOVING IT. 361 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,551 OH, COME ON NOW, 99. YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE 362 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,420 I LIKED HER AND HER PHONY FRIENDS. 363 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:26,922 FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT. 364 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,423 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 365 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,926 I HAVE YOUR TEENSY-WEENSY TAPE RECORDER. 366 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,196 Max on tape: Hello there. What's your name? 367 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,532 Woman on tape: My name is Ivana, and I'm a ballerina. 368 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,601 Max on tape: And I'm Maxwell Smart, 369 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,559 eccentric millionaire and patron of the arts. 370 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:48,043 IT SO HAPPENS SHE WAS 60 YEARS OLD. 371 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,814 WOULD YOU BELIEVE 35 AND UGLY? 372 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:55,150 Max on tape: But how could Mam'selle 373 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,108 get so pretty in just 19 years? 374 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,557 ALL RIGHT, MAX. YOU TWO SETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCES OUTSIDE. 375 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,426 I'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 376 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,929 99, IF YOU WOULD JUST LET ME EXPLAIN. 377 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,853 GO AHEAD, MAX, I'M LISTENING. 29028

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