All language subtitles for Get Smart S01E29 Shipment to Beirut.DVDRip.HI.cc.en.HBO

[guests chattering]

[crystals chime]

THIS IS ONE OF OUR
LATEST CREATIONS.

I'M SURE YOU'LL
FIND IT QUITE SMART.

SMART?

YES YES, IT IS SMART.

I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD.

YOU DID? THAT'S NICE.

NOW THIS GOWN
SELLS FOR ONLY $886.

- 800 AND WHAT?
- 86.

- GOTCHA.
- IT'S A REAL BARGAIN.

MAY I SUGGEST YOU BUY IT?

- I'LL TAKE IT.
- YOU WILL?

YES, AND YOUR COUNTRY IS
INDEBTED TO YOU FOR THIS.

I WENT THROUGH EVERY INCH OF IT

AND THERE ARE NO
HIDDEN PLANS IN THIS GOWN.

MAX, YOU'VE SPENT OVER 800

OF THE DEPARTMENT'S
MONEY FOR NOTHING!

WELL, THAT'S STRANGE, CHIEF.

THIS GIRL PHONED ME AND TOLD ME
SHE WORKED AS A MODEL AT RICHELIEU'S

AND THAT SHE HAD
INFORMATION CONCERNING

THE STOLEN PLANS FOR THE
NEW SUPERSONIC BOMBER.

- AND SHE WOULDN'T
GIVE YOU HER NAME?
- SHE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME

WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE.
SHE SAID SHE'D KNOW ME.

I MUST HAVE SPOKEN TO THE
WRONG MODEL. I'D BETTER GO BACK.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, JUST BE
SURE THAT IF YOU BUY ANYTHING

- IT ABSOLUTELY MUST
CONTAIN THE STOLEN PLANS!
- RIGHT, CHIEF.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THIS GOWN
BACK AND SEE IF I CAN EXCHANGE IT?

- THEY'D NEVER
EXCHANGE THAT, MAX.
- OH.

WELL, MAYBE I CAN TELL THEM
THAT WHEN I OPENED THE BOX

THE GOODS WERE DAMAGED.

MR. RICHELIEU SPENT A LONG
TIME PLANNING THIS GOWN.

IT'S HIS SUPER CREATION.

PLANNING SUP... GOOD GOOD.

NOTICE THE LOW-CUT FRONT.
WHEN A WOMAN WEARS THIS,

EVERYWHERE SHE GOES
SHE'LL CREATE CHAOS.

KAOS. I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR.

IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFULLY MADE.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT
WHAT WENT INTO THIS GOWN.

I'LL TAKE IT.

THE COST IS $1400.

I'LL PERSONALLY SEE

THAT YOU GET A CITATION
FROM THE PRESIDENT FOR THIS.

THAT'S $2260.

YOU'VE JUST BROKEN

THE ALL-TIME SHOPPING RECORD.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND, CHIEF.

EVERYTHING THAT MODEL SAID

SOUNDED LIKE THE PLANS
WERE HIDDEN IN THIS GOWN.

FORGET IT, MAX, YOU'RE
BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE.

I DON'T THINK SO, CHIEF.

LET'S LOOK AT THE
SITUATION CALMLY.

NOW WE KNOW THAT KAOS
HAS THE STOLEN PLANS

AND WE ALSO KNOW
THAT RICHELIEU HAS BEEN

TIED IN WITH KAOS
FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

NOW ADD THIS TO THE TELEPHONE CALL I
RECEIVED FROM THE MODEL AND IT ALL ADDS UP.

LOOK, CHIEF, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE?

LET ME GO BACK TO THE STORE AND I
PROMISE YOU I WON'T BUY ANOTHER THING.

WELL, ALL RIGHT. BUT
THIS IS THE LAST TIME.

NOW REMEMBER, NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT
KAOS IS IN POSSESSION OF THE STOLEN PLANS,

WHAT WE HAVE TO FIND
OUT IS HOW THEY INTEND

TO SMUGGLE THEM OUT
OF THE COUNTRY AND WHEN.

YES WELL, WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, CHIEF, IS

THAT NOW THAT WE KNOW HOW,

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND
OUT WHO, WHEN AND WHERE.

NO, FORGET ABOUT WHERE. WHEN
WE FIND OUT HOW, WE'LL KNOW WHERE.

WELL, HOW WILL
HOW TELL US WHERE?

IF IT'S GOING BY BOAT,
IT'S PROBABLY GOING

TO RICHELIEU'S SALON IN
BEIRUT, WHICH IS A SEAPORT.

IF IT'S GOING BY PLANE,
IT'LL PROBABLY GO

TO HIS SALON IN DAMASCUS.
YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES, I UNDERSTAND, CHIEF, BUT I
DON'T THINK I QUITE AGREE WITH YOU.

YOU SEE, ALL YOU'VE TOLD
ME IS THAT WE KNOW HOW,

BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHO, WHEN OR WHERE.

SO THAT TELLS US THAT
WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

WHAT?

WELL, WE KNOW WHO AND
THAT DOESN'T TELL US WHEN

SO WHY SHOULD HOW TELL US WHERE?

MAX, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

HOW?

- DON'T SAY THAT WORD!
- WHY?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MODEL
THIS OUTFIT FOR YOU, SIR?

I DON'T THINK SO. I DON'T
LOOK TOO GOOD IN KNICKERS.

WHAT KEPT YOU, MR. SMART?
I PHONED YOU HOURS AGO.

- YOU'RE THE ONE?
- YES. MY NAME IS
MILDRED SPENCER.

I THINK THEY'RE ONTO ME AND MY LIFE
MAY BE IN DANGER, SO LISTEN CAREFULLY.

THE STOLEN PLANS
ARE HERE IN THE SALON.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THEY INTEND
TO SMUGGLE THEM OUT OF THE COUNTRY?

PRETEND TO BE
INTERESTED IN THIS OUTFIT

AND I'LL TELL YOU
HOW, WHEN AND WHERE.

NEVER MIND WHERE, JUST
TELL ME HOW AND WHEN.

HOW WILL TELL ME WHERE,
NOW THAT WE KNOW WHO.

SUPPOSE WE CONCENTRATE ON HOW.

WHAT?

DON'T GIVE ME ANY NEW
WORDS. WE'RE WORKING ON HOW.

JUST HOW IS KAOS GOING TO GET
THOSE PLANS OUT OF THE COUNTRY?

[clicking]

[clicks]

I'LL HAVE TO CHANGE MY
CLOTHES. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU GO AHEAD. WHILE YOU'RE DOING
THAT I'LL CONTACT HEADQUARTERS

- AND ORDER AN M-4.
- WHAT'S AN M-4?

A COMPLETE MOBILIZATION RAID.

I'LL HAVE EVERY
AVAILABLE CONTROL AGENT

SWARMING OVER THIS
PLACE WITHIN 10 MINUTES.

DON'T WORRY, MISS SPENCER,
WITH MAXWELL SMART ON THE JOB

YOU'RE LIFE IS IN
NO DANGER AT ALL.

[shatters]

[clicking]

[theme music playing]

I BEG YOUR PARDON, MONSIEUR,

BUT I HAVE NOTICED
YOU STANDING HERE

FOR SOME TIME NOW.
COULD I BE OF SOME HELP?

UH, NO, THANK YOU, I...

I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY WIFE. WE'RE
GOING TO BUY A COUPLE OF DRESSES.

EH, SHE'S GOING TO BUY
A COUPLE OF DRESSES.

- [tires screeching]
- OH, I SEE.

THAT MAY BE HER COMING NOW.

[loud crash]

YES, THAT'S HER.
SHE JUST PARKED.

EXCUSE ME.

EVERYBODY STAY RIGHT WHERE
YOU ARE. THIS IS A GOVERNMENT RAID.

- [woman screams]
- CHIEF, WHAT TOOK
YOU SO LONG?

WE TRIED TO
SURROUND THE BUILDING,

BUT SOME NUMBSKULL PARKED HIS
CAR IN THE ALLEY AND TOOK THE KEYS.

OH, WELL HERE, GIVE THIS TO ONE
OF THE MEN AND HAVE THEM MOVE IT.

LARRABEE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING, MAX, ORDERING AN M-4.

AN ALL-OUT MOBILIZATION RAID LIKE
THIS COSTS THE DEPARTMENT A FORTUNE.

WELL, IT'S WELL WORTH IT, CHIEF. I'M
ABOUT TO CRACK THIS CASE WIDE OPEN.

THE MODEL TOLD ME THAT THE STOLEN
PLANS ARE RIGHT HERE IN THE SALON.

- DID SHE SAY WHERE?
- WELL NO, SHE DIDN'T
HAVE A CHANCE TO.

SHE WAS CALLED AWAY. THAT WAS 30
MINUTES AGO AND SHE HASN'T RETURNED YET.

SHE WENT RIGHT
THROUGH THOSE DRAPES.

- LET'S GO IN THERE.
- COME ON, MEN, FOLLOW ME.

NO! YOU MUST NOT GO IN THERE.

- OH, AND WHY NOT?
- IT IS THE MODELS'
DRESSING ROOM.

ALL THE GIRLS ARE UNDRESSED.

HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT!

JUST A MINUTE.

I'M SURPRISED AT YOU MEN.

AFTER ALL, YOU ARE
CONTROL AGENTS.

NOW LET'S JUST LINE
UP HERE IN SINGLE FILE,

TALLEST MAN IN THE REAR. AND
REMEMBER, I WAS HERE FIRST.

CHIEF, I THINK YOU'RE A
LITTLE TALLER THAN I AM,

SO YOU CAN STAND
RIGHT ABOUT HERE.

MAX!

YOU MEN GO BACK TO YOUR POSITIONS AND
DON'T LET ANYONE IN OR OUT OF THIS PLACE.

86, YOU COME WITH ME.

- [women scream]
- NOW THERE'S NO NEED
TO BE ALARMED, LADIES,

- JUST STAY RIGHT
WHERE YOU ARE.
- AND DON'T ANYBODY MOVE.

YOU MOVED.

THAT'S BETTER.

ALL RIGHT, MAX,
WHICH ONE IS SHE?

SHE ISN'T HERE.

OUR APOLOGIES FOR
THIS INTERRUPTION, LADIES.

I SHOULD THINK SO.

MAX!

PERHAPS, IF YOU GENTLEMEN
WOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH

TO TELL ME WHO YOU ARE LOOKING
FOR, I COULD BE OF ASSISTANCE.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR ONE
OF YOUR MODELS, RICHELIEU.

SHE MODELED A GOWN FOR ME EARLIER
AND NOW SHE SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.

OH, YOU MUST MEAN
MADEMOISELLE SPENCER.

THAT'S IT, CHIEF. THAT'S
THE GIRL, SPENCER.

HOW UNFORTUNATE. SHE RECEIVED
AN URGENT TELEPHONE CALL,

HAD TO CATCH A
FLIGHT IMMEDIATELY.

DEATH IN THE FAMILY, I BELIEVE.

THAT'S FUNNY. SHE DIDN'T...

WAIT A MINUTE.

HAD TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, EH?

THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL
THIS? THAT'S HER, CHIEF.

MAX, THAT'S A... A MANNEQUIN.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, CHIEF.

THE GIRL IS JUST
PARALYZED WITH FEAR.

COME ON OUT OF
THERE, MISS SPENCER.

COME ON, DON'T BE
AFRAID. COME ON OUT.

OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

CHIEF, IT IS A MANNEQUIN, BUT IT
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER. IT IS HER, CHIEF.

MAX, IT'S A MANNEQUIN, A DUMMY!

BUT SHE CALLED ME ON THE PHONE!

THIS MANNEQUIN TELEPHONED YOU?

YES.

WELL, THE MANNEQUIN DIDN'T
PHONE ME, BUT THE MODEL DID.

PLEASE, MAX, DON'T
MAKE IT ANY WORSE.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THIS
INCONVENIENCE, MR. RICHELIEU.

- IF THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO...
- THERE CERTAINLY IS.

YOU CAN REMOVE YOUR TROOPS
FROM MY PREMISES IMMEDIATELY

AND THE NEXT TIME HE DESIRES
TO HAVE A HALLUCINATION,

SEE TO IT THAT HE HAS
IT IN SOME SANITARIUM.

JUST WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
HE WAS GETTING AT, CHIEF?

MAX, YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING TOO HARD.

WHY DON'T YOU CHECK
IN FOR A SERIES OF TESTS?

TESTS? I DON'T NEED
ANY TESTS, CHIEF.

BESIDES, I'M IN THE
MIDDLE OF A CASE.

I CAN'T TAKE OUT TIME TO GO
OUT AND TAKE A LOT OF SILLY TESTS.

THERE IS NO CASE
FOR YOU ANYMORE, MAX.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO REMOVE YOU FROM
ACTIVE DUTY AND PUT YOU BEHIND A DESK,

- AT LEAST UNTIL I CAN EXPLAIN
THIS TO THE DEPARTMENT.
- EXPLAIN WHAT?

HOW YOU ORDERED AN
ALL-OUT MOBILIZATION RAID

BASED ON INFORMATION
SUPPLIED TO YOU BY A MANNEQUIN!

BUT, CHIEF, YOU CAN
BACK MY STORY UP.

YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
THAT I ACTUALLY HAD

A CONVERSATION WITH A MANNEQUIN!

ARE YOU COMING, MAX?

DON'T WORRY, I'LL
STRAIGHTEN EVERYTHING OUT.

YOU JUST STAY RIGHT HERE.

LUCHEK, YOU'RE A FOOL!

I TOLD YOU TO HIDE HER IN THE STORE
ROOM WHERE NOBODY WOULD FIND HER.

THERE WAS NO TIME. I WAS
BARELY ABLE TO SPRAY HER

WITH THE PLASTIC SOLUTION AND TURN
HER INTO A MANNEQUIN BEFORE THEY ARRIVED.

- IS SHE DEAD YET?
- MOST DEFINITELY.

THE SOLUTION
HARDENS IN 20 MINUTES.

CONTACT MY SALON IN BEIRUT.

INFORM THEM THERE WILL
BE A DELAY IN OUR PLANS.

OH YES, TO EASE
THEIR DISAPPOINTMENT,

- TELL THEM THE GOOD NEWS.
- WHAT GOOD NEWS?

THAT MAXWELL SMART IS NO
LONGER AN ACTIVE CONTROL AGENT.

OH, MAX, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
THAT I HAD TO BE THE ONE

TO COME AND COLLECT
YOUR EQUIPMENT.

IS THAT EVERYTHING?

EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY SHOE
PHONE AND I'M NOT GIVING THAT UP.

I STILL HAVE THREE
MESSAGE UNITS LEFT ON IT.

99, I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

THAT GIRL KNEW RICHELIEU
HAD THE STOLEN PLANS

AND SOMEHOW SHE DISCOVERED HOW HE INTENDED
TO SMUGGLE THEM OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

AND BEFORE SHE COULD TELL YOU
THEY TURNED HER INTO A MANNEQUIN.

- BUT HOW, MAX?
- I DON'T KNOW.

MAX, WHATEVER SECRET SHE
DISCOVERED IS STILL HIDDEN IN THE SALON.

NOW WITH HER GONE THEY'RE
GONNA NEED ANOTHER MODEL.

SUPPOSING I TAKE THE JOB.

- YOU?
- WELL, WHAT'S
SO SURPRISING?

I WAS A HIGH-FASHION MODEL BEFORE
I BECAME AN AGENT AT CONTROL.

WATCH.

WELL?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
SELLING, 99, BUT I'LL TAKE TWO OF EACH.

I KNOW THE MAN THAT SUPPLIES
THE MODELS TO RICHELIEU.

HE CAN GET ME THE JOB.

NO. NO, 99.

I CAN'T LET YOU DO
IT. IT'S TOO RISKY.

NO, IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.

AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN SAY
OR DO THAT WILL MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND.

THAT'S FINAL, THAT
SETTLES IT, THAT IS IT!

- BUT, MAX, I WANT TO.
- OKAY.

GOOD. I'LL FIND OUT HOW
THEY'RE GETTING THE PLANS OUT.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, 99.

WE KNOW WHO AND WHY.

NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
FIND OUT WHERE AND WHEN.

SO LET'S FORGET
ABOUT HOW FOR NOW.

GOOD THINKING... I THINK.

UH, HOW ARE WE GONNA
CONTACT EACH OTHER?

OH, WELL, USE MY
COMMUNICATION DEVICES, LOOK.

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY
SPRAY COLOGNE BOTTLE, RIGHT?

BUT ACTUALLY IT'S A
HIGH-FREQUENCY TRANSMITTER.

YOU PUSH IT DOWN TO TALK,
YOU RELEASE IT TO RECEIVE.

NOW THIS LIPSTICK
IS A HOMING DEVICE

THAT SENDS OUT RADAR SIGNALS

AND THIS HAIRBRUSH IS
ACTUALLY A .32-CALIBER REVOLVER.

JUST BRUSH THREE
STROKES AND THEN IT FIRES.

HERE, YOU TAKE
IT. I HAVE OTHERS.

WAIT A MINUTE, 99.

I CAN'T GO WALKING AROUND
TOWN CARRYING A LADY'S PURSE.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, OF COURSE.

BESIDES, IT CLASHES
WITH MY BLUE SHIRT.

SNAP IT UP, DEAR.
RICHELIEU ABSOLUTELY FLIPS

IF YOU KEEP CUSTOMERS WAITING.

OH, I... I'LL BE ALONG
IN JUST A MINUTE.

THIS IS 99 CALLING 86.

COME IN, 86.

COME IN, 86.

MAX, PLEASE COME IN.

HELLO, 99. THIS IS 86.

MAX, WHAT KEPT YOU SO LONG?

I'VE BEEN HAVING
A LITTLE TROUBLE

WITH YOUR COLOGNE PHONE.

EVERY TIME I PRESS DOWN,
IT SPRAYS ME IN THE FACE.

THAT'S TO CONCEAL
ITS TRUE PURPOSE.

I'M AWARE OF THAT, 99.

WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING WITH YOU?
I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU

SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON
THE JOB. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

RICHELIEU'S LATEST CREATIONS

ARE NOT GOING TO BE SHOWN HERE.

THEY'VE BEEN PACKED
AND SLATED FOR SHIPMENT

TO BEIRUT TONIGHT, MAX.

AND LISTEN, YOU WERE
RIGHT ABOUT THAT MODEL,

BUT I CAN'T TALK NOW, MAX.
I'VE GOT TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.

I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

OH, AND MAX,

WEAR A BLACK SUIT,
A BLACK BOWLER

AND CARRY A BLACK UMBRELLA.

THERE'S A MALE
MANNEQUIN ON DISPLAY HERE

THAT'S DRESSED JUST LIKE THAT.

I CAN HIDE IT AND THEN YOU CAN
TAKE ITS PLACE IN THE DISPLAY.

THEN LATER ON AFTER
THE SHOP CLOSES, WE CAN

SNEAK INTO THE STORE ROOM AND
TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE DRESSES.

GOOD IDEA, 99.

AND JUST SO NOBODY
WILL RECOGNIZE ME,

I'LL DISGUISE MY FACE.

BUT MAX, IF YOU DISGUISE YOUR
FACE, HOW WILL I RECOGNIZE YOU?

JUST LOOK FOR A MAN
WHO SMELLS LIKE A WOMAN.

WHY ARE YOU NOT OUT
THERE WITH THE OTHERS?

OH, UM, I JUST
FORGOT MY COMPACT.

SOMETHING WRONG?

I'M NOT SURE.

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT
THAT MODEL THAT DISTURBS ME.

WELL, THE RESULTS
OF HER SECURITY CHECK

SHOULD BE HERE AT ANY MOMENT

AND TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE

I'VE PREPARED SOME FRESH
SOLUTION OF THE PLASTIC SPRAY.

[whispers] MAX.

[sniffs]

MAX?

YES, IT'S ME, 99.

OH, MAX, YOU LOOK
ABSOLUTELY DASHING!

YOU LIKE IT, HUH?

OH, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU IN THAT
TYPE OF CLOTHES MORE OFTEN.

YOU LOOK SO
WORLDLY AND DIGNIFIED.

YES, WELL, I'VE ALWAYS
FELT THAT I WAS...

99, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP
DISCUSSING MY WARDROBE?

COME OVER HERE AND TELL
ME WHAT YOU'VE FOUND OUT.

RIGHT. LISTEN, MAX,

WE CAN DEFINITELY PROVE THAT YOU
WERE NOT TALKING TO A MANNEQUIN.

THAT GIRL WAS ALIVE.
BUT SHE KNEW TOO MUCH,

SO THEY SPRAYED HER WITH
A PLASTIC CEMENT SOLUTION

THAT HARDENS IN 20 MINUTES,

THAT SMOTHERS THE PORES AND
CAUSES DEATH BY SUFFOCATION.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE, 99!
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

I OVERHEARD LUCHEK
AND RICHELIEU TALKING.

DID YOU HEAR THEM SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
THE PLANS FOR THE SUPERSONIC BOMBER?

NO, BUT I'LL BET YOU
ANYTHING IT'S TIED UP

- WITH THAT DRESS SHIPMENT.
- WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY'RE GUARDING
THOSE CARTONS IN THE STORE ROOM.

- THEY WON'T LET
ANYONE NEAR THEM.
- STILL, 99,

WE CAN'T CONFISCATE THAT
SHIPMENT UNTIL WE FIND OUT

HOW THOSE PLANS ARE BEING
SMUGGLED OUT IN THOSE DRESSES.

BEIRUT! THEY'RE GOING TO BEIRUT.

YES, WELL... SO WHAT?

DIDN'T YOU SAY IF WE KNEW
HOW, WE'D KNOW WHERE?

WELL, NOW THAT WE KNOW WHERE,
DOESN'T IT WORK IN THE REVERSE

AND TELL US HOW?

I SAID THAT?

99, IT'S BEEN A LONG HARD CASE.

- PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE ME.
- [door opens]

MAX, LOOK.

THEY'RE CLOSING UP, MAX. I
DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SO LATE.

QUICK, YOU GET IN THE DISPLAY
AND I'LL HIDE THE MANNEQUIN.

AHA! I SEE

THE NEW RAINWEAR
DISPLAY IS COMPLETED.

IT'S MOST STRIKING.

I WONDER WHY HILDA HAS
LEFT THE MALE MANNEQUIN

WITH THE UMBRELLA UNOPENED.

Luchek: IT MUST BE
A WATERPROOF SUIT.

I MUST COMPLIMENT
HILDA. WHERE IS SHE?

IN THE BASEMENT. SHE
WENT TO TURN THE SWITCH ON

FOR THE SPECIAL EFFECTS TO MAKE
SURE THE DISPLAY IS WORKING PROPERLY.

AH, YOU SEE? THE
EFFECT OF LIGHTNING

AS WOULD ACCOMPANY
A THUNDERSTORM.

MOST CREATIVE.

LUCHEK, HAS THE SHIPMENT
BEEN PLACED ON THE TRUCK?

YES, AND THE TRUCK IS ON
ITS WAY TO THE AIR TERMINAL.

Richelieu: WELL, LUCHEK,

IT WON'T BE LONG NOW BEFORE
WE ARE ON THE MIDNIGHT PLANE

TO BEIRUT WITH THE DRESSES,

OR SHOULD I SAY THE PLANS?

YOU ARE A GENIUS, RICHELIEU.

TO THINK OF TRANSFERRING
THE PLANS TO MICROTHREAD

AND THEN USING THE MICROTHREAD
TO SEAM THE DRESSES...

IT'S BRILLIANT.

WITH THIS METHOD, WE
CAN CONTINUE TO SMUGGLE

ALL THE VITAL INFORMATION
WE CAN GET OUT HANDS ON.

WELL, LUCHEK, WE
STILL HAVE A SHORT TIME.

THERE'S A BOTTLE OF
CHAMPAGNE IN MY OFFICE.

OPEN IT AND WE'LL DRINK
A TOAST TO OUR SUCCESS.

A SPLENDID
SUGGESTION, RICHELIEU.

DID YOU LIKE IT, MR. RICHELIEU?

HILDA, I MUST COMPLIMENT YOU
ON YOUR MAGNIFICENT DISPLAY.

- HILDA, LOOK.
- WHAT IS IT?

THAT MANNEQUIN IS SOAKING WET.

I THOUGHT THE SUIT
WAS WATERPROOF.

NO NO, SOMEONE MUST HAVE
TAMPERED WITH HIS UMBRELLA.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE OPEN OVER HIS HEAD.

WELL, CHANGE THOSE WET
CLOTHES FOR SOME DRY ONES.

RIGHT AWAY. YOU
KNOW, IT'S STRANGE.

I DON'T RECALL HAVING A
MANNEQUIN WITH A BEARD IN STOCK.

- RICHELIEU.
- THAT WOULD BE ALL, HILDA.

THAT NEW MODEL...
I JUST CAUGHT HER

- TRYING TO BREAK
INTO THE STORE ROOM.
- THE STORE ROOM.

EVIDENTLY SHE'S BEEN
PLACED THERE BY CONTROL.

- SHE MUST BE
SILENCED IMMEDIATELY.
- I'VE ALREADY SEEN TO IT.

I KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS AND
SPRAYED HER WITH THE PLASTIC SOLUTION.

- SHE'LL BE DEAD
IN 20 MINUTES.
- EXCELLENT.

WE LEAVE FOR THE
AIRPORT IMMEDIATELY.

WE'LL TAKE THE DRESSES ON
AN EARLIER FLIGHT TO BEIRUT.

[door closes]

HELLO, CHIEF? THIS IS 86.

NOW LISTEN, AND
LISTEN CAREFULLY.

I WANT YOU TO GET
RIGHT OUT TO THE AIRPORT

AND PICK UP
RICHELIEU AND HIS GANG

AND CONFISCATE THE SHIPMENT
OF DRESSES DESTINED FOR BEIRUT.

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY, CHIEF.

THE DRESSES ARE SEWN
TOGETHER WITH MICROTHREAD

WHICH CONTAIN THE STOLEN PLANS.

NO, CHIEF, I HAVEN'T BEEN
TALKING TO ANY MORE MANNEQUINS,

BUT IF I DON'T HURRY,
99 WILL BE ONE.

I HAD A FEELING I HAD LEFT

SOME UNFINISHED
BUSINESS, MR. SMART.

YOU'D BETTER HURRY OR
YOU'LL MISS YOUR PLANE, LUCHEK.

I'LL BE ON MY WAY AS SOON AS I
TAKE CARE OF YOU, MR. SMART.

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
ME. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

I KNOW.

BEFORE YOU DO
THAT, I'D LIKE TO ASK

- ONE LAST FAVOR.
- WHAT IS IT?

WELL, I KNOW THIS IS
GONNA SOUND A LITTLE VAIN,

BUT COULD I BRUSH MY HAIR?

AS LONG AS I'M GOING TO BE A
STATUE, I'D LIKE TO LOOK NICE.

[laughs]

GO AHEAD. I HATE A MESSY CORPSE.

I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE SECONDS.

- [gunshot]
- [groans]

99, ARE YOU IN HERE?

POOR DEVILS, THEY'VE
ALL BEEN SPRAYED.

99!

STILL GOT A FEW MINUTES.

BUT HOW AM I GONNA
MELT THE PLASTIC?

HEAT. THAT'S IT, HEAT.

I'VE GOTTA GET YOU TO
SOMEPLACE THAT'S HOT.

IT'S RIGHT IN HERE, SIR.
I COULDN'T STOP HIM.

HE THREATENED ME
WITH A HAIRBRUSH.

I COULD GET MY LICENSE TAKEN
AWAY FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

- OH, CHIEF.
- 99, WHAT'S GOING ON?

MAX BROUGHT ME
HERE TO MELT ME DOWN.

TO WHAT?

OH, I CAN'T EXPLAIN
NOW. THERE'S NO TIME.

THAT'S A LADY!

THIS IS A MEN'S STEAM
BATH, AND SHE'S A LADY!

WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE
TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!

LOOK.

[steam hissing]

YOU'VE GOTTA WARM UP.
COME ON, EVERYBODY, WARM UP.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

COME ON, WARM UP.
YOU'VE GOTTA MELT.

ALL OF YOUR, COME
ON. WARM UP. WARM UP.

YOU'VE GOTTA MELT IT'S NOT
TOO LATE FOR ANY OF YOU.

COME ON NOW, WARM UP.

IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR YOU.

WARM UP, COME ON.

ABSOLUTELY AND
TOTALLY INEXCUSABLE.

AND BOTH OF YOU ARE GUILTY

OF WILLFULLY DISREGARDING
CONTROL REGULATIONS.

YOU, 99... FOR
ENTERING INTO A CASE

WHICH YOU ARE NOT
OFFICIALLY ASSIGNED TO.

I'M SORRY, CHIEF. I WAS
JUST TRYING TO HELP MAX.

THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF. SHE
WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP MAX.

I CAN HEAR. AND YOU, 86...

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION
TO REMAIN ON THAT CASE?

YOU WERE TEMPORARILY
REMOVED FROM ACTIVE DUTY.

WELL, CHIEF, IF I WAITED
FOR YOU TO REINSTATE ME,

99 WOULD BE SPENDING
THE REST OF HER LIFE

AS A DUMMY IN A STORE WINDOW.

WELL, I HOPE I'VE
MADE MYSELF CLEAR.

AND NOW THAT I'VE
OFFICIALLY REPRIMANDED YOU,

I'D LIKE TO UNOFFICIALLY
CONGRATULATE YOU.

YOU BOTH DID AN EXCELLENT JOB

ON A MOST DIFFICULT
AND DANGEROUS CASE.

THANK YOU, CHIEF.

AND MAX, YOU ARE RETURNED
TO ACTIVE DUTY AS OF NOW.

THANK YOU, CHIEF.

OH, AND ONE MORE THING...
YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT WHERE.

- I WAS WRONG ABOUT WHAT?
- NOT WHAT, WHERE.

YOU SEE, KNOWING HOW
THE SHIPMENT WAS SENT

DIDN'T TELL US WHO,
IT ONLY TOLD US WHY.

WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

HOW AND WHEN DIDN'T
TELL US WHAT AND WHERE.

YOU TOO?

IT'S SIMPLE. WHEN WE
KNEW WHAT AND HOW,

WE SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN WHEN AND WHERE.

NO, WHY AND WHO TOLD
US WHEN AND WHERE.

THAT'S RIGHT. AND
HOW AND WHAT...

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