All language subtitles for Get Smart S01E21 Dear Diary.DVDRip.HI.cc.en.HBO

[knocking]

- WHO IS IT?
- MAXWELL SMART,
AGENT 86 OF CONTROL.

AH, I SEE IT REACHED
CONTROL'S HEADQUARTERS.

YES, BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG
TIME SINCE WE RECEIVED

A MESSAGE BY CARRIER PIGEON.

OH, WE'RE PRETTY
OLD-FASHIONED HERE IN SPY CITY.

AFTER ALL, THIS IS A RETIREMENT
HOME FOR SECRET AGENTS.

YES. IS THIS PIGEON
ALSO RETIRED?

- NOT YET.
- WELL, HE SHOULD BE.

HE COULDN'T FIND
HIS WAY BACK HERE.

WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY A
NICE PLACE YOU'VE GOT HERE.

WELL, IT'S NOT VERY
MUCH, BUT I CALL IT HOME.

WELL, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I'VE BEEN

LOOKING FORWARD TO
MEETING YOU, MR. GAFFER.

I'M FLATTERED.

I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE
EVEN REMEMBERED WHO I AM.

REMEMBERED YOU? ARE YOU KIDDING?

HERBERT GAFFER, THE
WORLD-FAMOUS CONTROL AGENT #4?

MY GOSH, YOU'RE A
LEGEND IN YOUR OWN TIME.

- THANK YOU.
- AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I'VE PATTERNED MYSELF AFTER YOU.

I'VE COPIED YOUR
TECHNIQUE AND YOUR STYLE.

- SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOUR MESSAGE SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE

TRYING TO BREAK INTO YOUR ROOM.

NOW WHY WOULD
ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT?

PROBABLY JUST TO READ MY DIARY.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- I'LL GET IT.
- NO, I'LL GET IT.

WHY DON'T WE TALK OVER
THERE, AWAY FROM THE TABLE?

NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT A DIARY, MR. GAFFER?

WELL, I'VE BEEN KEEPING
A PERSONAL DIARY

EVER SINCE I FIRST
BECAME AN AGENT.

I'M AFRAID IT CONTAINS A
LOT OF SECRET INFORMATION

ABOUT OUR CODE SYSTEM
AND OUR PERSONNEL

AND THE LOCATION OF ALL
OF OUR CONTROL BASES.

- I'M SHOCKED.
- I KNOW.

TO THINK THAT SOMEONE
WOULD WANT TO LOOK

AT SOMEONE ELSE'S
PERSONAL DIARY!

WELL, I WANT TO TURN THE DIARY
OVER TO CONTROL FOR SAFEKEEPING.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, GAFFER.

I HAVE IT HIDDEN.
SHALL I GET IT NOW?

YES.

KEEP TALKING.

UH, I'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER
TURNING THE DIARY OVER TO YOU.

IT WILL BE MUCH SAFER IN
CONTROL HEADQUARTERS.

THERE'S NOBODY THERE.

WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.

THERE'S NOBODY HERE EITHER.

[theme music playing]

CHIEF, I THINK I'VE
GOT IT FIGURED OUT.

NOW SEE IF THIS MAKES
ANY SENSE TO YOU.

WHOEVER TOOK GAFFER FROM HIS
ROOM PROBABLY WANTED HIS DIARY.

RIGHT, MAX. AND WE'VE
GOT TO FIND IT FIRST.

IF THE INFORMATION IN THAT DIARY
SHOULD EVER FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS,

IT WILL MEAN THE END OF
CONTROL. WE'D BE FINISHED.

CHIEF,

HERE'S THE LAYOUT FOR SPY CITY.

NOW THIS IS THE
ORIGINAL PLAN AND SHOWS

ALL OF THE SECRET ROOMS,
PASSAGES AND PANELS.

THIS MIGHT HELP GIVE
YOU AN IDEA OF WHERE

BOTH GAFFER AND THE
DIARY COULD BE HIDDEN.

WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF.
THIS IS A LITTLE FADED.

SHOULDN'T WE ACTIVATE
THE MAGNA-LAMP?

I CAN SEE IT FINE.

WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO
MISS ANY OF THE LITTLE DETAILS.

WE DON'T NEED THE
MAGNA-LAMP, MAX.

WELL, CHIEF, IS EITHER
THE MAGNA-LAMP

OR THE CONE OF SILENCE,
TAKE YOUR CHOICE.

OH, PLEASE, MAX. I DON'T
THINK I COULD STAND

ANOTHER SESSION WITH
THE CONE OF SILENCE.

ALL RIGHT, THE MAGNA-LAMP.

RIGHT, CHIEF. I'LL TURN IT ON.

[electricity buzzing]

NOW THERE'S A SPOT WHERE
THE DIARY COULD BE HIDDEN.

- WHERE, CHIEF?
- RIGHT THERE
WHERE I'M POINTING.

I CAN'T SEE YOUR FINGER, CHIEF.

- CAN YOU, 99?
- I CAN'T EVEN
SEE YOU, MAX.

WELL, I'M STANDING
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU...

I THINK. WAIT A MINUTE,
I'LL TAKE YOUR HAND.

THERE.

THAT'S MY HAND, MAX.

GOOD. NOW I CAN SEE WHERE
YOU'RE POINTING, CHIEF.

I'M NOT POINTING NOW. I CAN'T
EVEN SEE THE PLANS ANYMORE!

TURN OFF THE LAMP!

TURN IT OFF, MAX.

I CAN'T FIND THE SWITCH, CHIEF.

NEVER MIND. YOU CAN LOOK AT
THE PLAN ON YOUR WAY TO SPY CITY.

IF YOU NEED ANY ASSISTANCE
WHILE YOU'RE THERE,

SEE MY OLD FRIEND, AGENT 8,

AND USE CONTACT PLAN 6.

- RIGHT, CHIEF.
- AND ANYTHING ELSE
YOU MIGHT NEED,

SEE OUR RETIRED LAB
MAN, PROFESSOR BUSH.

HE WAS A FRIEND OF GAFFER, AND
MIGHT BE A GOOD MAN TO LOOK UP FIRST.

WE'D BETTER HURRY, CHIEF.
WHOEVER KIDNAPPED MR. GAFFER

IT'S GOING TO BE
TRYING TO MAKE HIM TALK.

IS GOING TO BE A RACE TO SEE
WHO FINDS THAT DIARY FIRST.

Max: DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG
ONCE I GET A LOOK AT THE PLANS

FOR SPY CITY.

GAFFER, THEY'LL NEVER
THINK TO LOOK FOR YOU HERE

RIGHT UNDER THEIR VERY NOSES.

NOW ARE YOU GONNA TELL
ME WHERE THE DIARY IS HIDDEN?

NO.

I'LL NEVER TELL.

YOU CAN SAVE
YOURSELF A LOT OF PAIN.

I'M GONNA FIND IT ANYWAY.

SOMEONE'S COMING.

THAT'LL KEEP YOU QUIET.

- [running footsteps]
- [door opens]

Man #2: JUST LET ME
GET THIS LIGHT ON.

I INVENTED MOST OF THE
DEVICES YOU SEE HERE

IN OUR SPY CITY MUSEUM.

YES, WELL, THAT'S ALL VERY
INTERESTING, PROFESSOR,

BUT WE REALLY DON'T
HAVE TIME TO LOOK AROUND.

YOU WERE VERY CLOSE TO
MR. GAFFER, WEREN'T YOU?

OH, YES. HERB AND I
WERE GOOD BUDDIES.

I SURE HOPE HE'S OKAY.

OH, I INVENTED THE FIRST
MICRO-DOT, YOU KNOW,

SHOWED CONTROL HOW THEY
CAN WRITE AN ENTIRE MESSAGE

ON ONE SINGLE DOT. LOOK,
HERE'S THE FIRST ONE I MADE.

Max: YES, WELL, THAT'S
VERY NICE PROFESSOR,

BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU
GET A LARGER MESSAGE?

OH, YOU WRITE SMALLER.

YES, AND I INTRODUCED THE
FIRST SILENCER TOO, SEE?

BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY
GUN TO ME. WHERE'S THE SILENCER?

RIGHT HERE.

JUST BEFORE YOU
PULL THE TRIGGER,

YOU SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN,

AND THAT COVERS THE
SOUND OF THE GUNSHOT.

PROFESSOR, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR MR. GAFFER'S DIARY.

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
THAT WE FIND IT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE IT MIGHT BE HIDDEN?

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE
OLD HERB KEPT A DIARY.

Max: WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, PROFESSOR.

UH, JUST ONE MORE THING...

YOU SAID YOU KNOW SOME
OF MR. GAFFER'S FRIENDS.

OH, YES. THEY'RE IN
THE RECREATION ROOM.

IT'S THIS WAY.

HEY, VERY GOOD.

THOSE TWO LIVE ON THE SAME FLOOR

AS HERB GAFFER. THE
MAN IS GEORGE NEWFIELD,

AND THE LADY IS AGNES DAVENPORT,

SECURITY AGENT 11, RETIRED.

IF YOU WANT ME FOR ANYTHING

I'LL BE IN MY ROOM.

- I'LL CHECK OUT NEWFIELD.
- I'LL CHECK AGNES DAVENPORT.

I HAVE A WAY WITH WOMEN.

PARDON ME, AREN'T
YOU AGNES DAVENPORT,

CONTROL'S FORMER
TOP SECURITY AGENT?

OH NOW, YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
I SAW BUSH POINTING ME OUT.

YES, WELL, YOU CAN'T BE TOO
CAREFUL ABOUT THESE THINGS.

NO, YOU CAN'T. AND WHO
ARE YOU, YOUNG MAN?

MAXWELL SMART,
AGENT 86 OF CONTROL.

OH, WELL, NOW HOW DO I
KNOW YOU'RE FROM CONTROL?

WELL, I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU.

OKAY, YOU'RE CLEAR.

IT'S A GOOD THING
FOR HER SHE'S RETIRED.

MAX, MR. NEWFIELD NEVER EVEN
HEARD OF MR. GAFFER'S DIARY.

OH? HOW ABOUT YOU, TIGER?

DIARY? [chuckles]

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE KEPT ONE.

KEEP AN EYE ON HER,
99. I DON'T TRUST HER.

AND DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN
MOVES FOR YOUR WALLET.

MAX, I THINK WE'D BETTER
SEARCH MR. GAFFER'S ROOM.

WE WILL, AS SOON
AS I CONTACT AGENT 8.

RIGHT. SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.

- AGENT 8?
- YES?

MAXWELL SMART, AGENT 86 FROM
CONTROL. I WAS TOLD TO CONTACT YOU.

OH, GOOD. NO ONE HAS
CONTACTED ME IN YEARS.

LISTEN, I HAVE A BIG
BACKLOG OF MESSAGES HERE.

SOME OF THEM WERE
HERE WHEN I CAME,

PINNED TO THE BULLETIN BOARD.

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING"?

"PLEASE NOTIFY ME IMMEDIATELY

IF THERE IS ANY
TRUTH TO A WILD RUMOR

THAT INDIANS ARE
ON THE WARPATH."

I CAN'T MAKE OUT THE SIGNATURE.

GENERAL CUSTER.

YOU'D BETTER GET THOSE
BACK TO CONTROL RIGHT AWAY.

THEY'RE PROBABLY
WAITING FOR THEM.

YES, WELL, RIGHT NOW I'M
LOOKING FOR HERB GAFFER'S DIARY.

- I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
- OF COURSE I DO!

EVERYONE HERE KNOWS
ABOUT OLD HERB'S DIARY.

DIARY. GAFFER. YEAH.

[chuckles] I THOUGHT
I REMEMBERED IT.

HE LEFT THIS WITH ME... "IF
ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

AND YOU WANT TO LOCATE
MY DIARY, THINK OF THIS:

'BIRDS OF A FEATHER
FLOCK TOGETHER.'"

THAT'S THE LEAD
I'VE BEEN HOPING FOR.

"BIRDS OF A FEATHER
FLOCK TOGETHER."

WELL, THEN THAT MUST
MEAN THAT THE DIARY

IS HIDDEN SOMEWHERE NEAR BIRDS.

AND HIS WHOLE ROOM
IS FILLED WITH BIRDS.

THANK YOU, EIGHT.

DON'T SLAM THE DARTBOARD.

WELL, WE'VE EXAMINED ALL
THE BIRDS IN THE ROOM, MAX.

- I GUESS THE DIARY ISN'T HERE.
- YES, SO I SUPPOSE YOU'RE
RIGHT, 99.

MAX, LOOK.

HERE'S SOMETHING.

A PAINTING OF BIRDS. I
BET THE DIARY IS BEHIND IT.

NO. NOT THERE.

WELL, I GUESS WE'VE
RUN OUT OF BIRDS.

NOT QUITE YET, 99.

WE OVERLOOKED ONE THING.

WHAT IS IT?

A BOOK.

"BIRDS OF THE USA."

- FIND SOMETHING?
- YES.

- WHAT?
- A YELLOW-BELLIED SAPSUCKER.

MAX, LOOK.

I MADE THE SAME
MISTAKE ONCE BEFORE, 99.

IT'S THE WRONG DRAPE.

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

- NOT YOU, MAX.
- OH.

WELL, IT'S OUR OLD
FRIEND THE HANDYMAN.

IT'S NOT ON HIM, 99.

SO YOU HAVEN'T FOUND
THE DIARY EITHER.

DON'T WORRY. WE WILL.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, 99?

- HE SAID "WE."
- YES.

OBVIOUSLY HE'S IN
THIS WITH A FRIEND.

[gunshot]

HE SURE DIDN'T PICK HIS
FRIENDS TOO CAREFULLY.

- NEWFIELD.
- PRESENT.

- BUSH.
- PRESENT.

- DAVENPORT.
- PRESENT.

OKAY, ALL PRESENT
AND ACCOUNTED FOR.

NOW YOU'VE ALL BEEN
ASSIGNED AN AREA TO SEARCH

AND I WANT EACH OF YOU TO
BE SURE TO COVER YOUR AREA

- THOROUGHLY.
- I SUPPOSE THERE IS
A REASON WHY WE ARE

SEARCHING AREAS
WHERE THERE ARE BIRDS.

YES. MR. GAFFER LEFT US A CLUE:

"BIRDS OF A FEATHER
FLOCK TOGETHER."

SO AGENT 86 IS CERTAIN THAT
THE DIARY IS HIDDEN NEAR BIRDS.

- DON'T WORRY.
- WE'LL FIND IT.

OH, IT'S GREAT TO
BE BACK IN ACTION.

IS THIS A COMPLETE LIST?

I MEAN, ARE YOU SURE
THERE ARE NO OTHER PLACES

AROUND SPY CITY WHERE
BIRDS CAN BE FOUND?

LIKE, SAY, RIGHT HERE IN
THIS RECREATION ROOM?

OF COURSE NOT. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I MADE UP THAT LIST
MYSELF. I KNOW MY BUSINESS.

YES, I'M SURE YOU DO.

IN THAT CASE, YOU CAN COVER
THE LAST PLACE ON THE LIST...

THE BIRDBATH.

99, A DOUBLE AGENT
HAS JUST LEFT THIS ROOM.

YOU MEAN THAT ONE OF THOSE
THREE IS ALSO AN ENEMY AGENT, RIGHT?

WRONG. IT'S OUR MAN
IN THE DARTBOARD.

AGENT 8? BUT HE CAN'T BE,
MAX. HE'S SUCH A SWEET OLD MAN.

BESIDES, HE'S HELPING US. HE'S
THE ONE THAT MADE UP THE LIST.

YES, AND CONVENIENTLY
LEFT OUT ONE PLACE...

RIGHT HERE IN HIS OWN TERRITORY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? IT'S
A BADMINTON SHUTTLECOCK,

ALSO KNOWN AS A "BIRD."

99, AGENT 8 LIED WHEN HE
SAID THOSE OTHER THREE

KNEW ABOUT GAFFER'S DIARY.
I'M ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY,

COMPLETELY AND FIRMLY CONVINCED

THAT AGENT 8 IS
THE DOUBLE AGENT.

AGENT 8 IS THE
CHIEF'S BEST FRIEND.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT
AGNES WHAT'S-HER-NAME

HAS VERY SHIFTY EYES.

I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT WE'LL DO, 99...

I'LL SEARCH FOR THE DIARY,
YOU'LL LOOK OUT FOR AGENT 8.

NOW IF I DON'T FIND ANYTHING, I'LL
PUT EVERYTHING BACK THE WAY IT WAS

AND HE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT
HE WAS UNDER SUSPICION.

RIGHT.

NO.

NEVER TELL WHERE DIARY IS.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL ME.

NEVER TALK.

- MAX, DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
- NOTHING.

- [door closes]
- MAX, I THINK I HEAR
AGENT 8 COMING.

YOU'D BETTER PUT THAT
STUFF BACK IN A HURRY.

MAX, HE'S COMING.

I CHECKED THE BIRDBATH.
NO SIGN OF THE DIARY.

THAT'LL BE ALL FOR NOW, 8.
I'LL CALL YOU IF I NEED YOU.

DON'T SLAM THE DARTBOARD.

WELL, HE'S NOT THE DOUBLE AGENT.

WELL, THEN IT MUST
BE ONE OF THE OTHERS.

YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE
TO PROVE IT. HERE THEY COME.

GOOD. I'LL TRY
MANEUVER X-14 ON THEM.

BUT MANEUVER X-14
HAS NEVER WORKED, MAX.

WELL, THERE'S
ALWAYS A FIRST TIME.

BESIDES, IT'S GOT A WONDERFUL
ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

NEWFIELD, BUSH, DAVENPORT, GIVE ME
AN IMMEDIATE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION...

I WANT A STRAIGHT YES OR NO...
IS ONE OF YOU A DOUBLE AGENT?

NO!

SO MUCH FOR X-14.

NOW HOW ABOUT THE DIARY?

NO ONE COULD FIND IT.

WELL, THAT MEANS THAT
SOMEONE HAS BEATEN US TO IT,

OR ONE OF THOSE BIRDS
IS THE DOUBLE AGENT.

Newfield: MAYBE IT STILL
HASN'T BEEN FOUND, SMART.

THERE'S ONE WAY
WE COULD BE CERTAIN.

- OH? HOW?
- BY SETTING A TRAP.

MISS DAVENPORT,
PROFESSOR BUSH AND I

WILL TELL EVERYONE AT SPY CITY

THAT YOU ARE SURE THAT THE
DIARY IS STILL IN HERB GAFFER'S ROOM.

THEN IF SOMEONE ATTEMPTS TO PROWL
AROUND AND SEARCH THE ROOM AGAIN,

YOU'LL KNOW THAT IT
HASN'T BEEN FOUND YET.

I LIKE THAT, NEWFIELD.

BUT UNLESS WE LEAVE THE
ROOM COMPLETELY UNGUARDED,

- NOBODY WILL GO NEAR IT.
- THAT'S PART OF THE TRAP.

YOU CAN USE PROFESSOR
BUSH'S INVISIBLE DUST.

OH, YES, MY INVISIBLE DUST.

BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE.

THAT'S WHY IT'S
CALLED "INVISIBLE DUST."

FIVE MINUTES AFTER IT'S ON THE
PROWLER'S SHOES, IT TURNS BLACK

AND LEAVES TRACKS WHEREVER
THE PROWLER HAS STEPPED.

THAT'S INGENIOUS, PROFESSOR.

YES, BUT JUST ONE
THING, PROFESSOR...

HOW DO YOU GET HIM TO
STICK HIS FOOT INTO THE PAIL?

THE DUST IS SPRINKLED
ON THE FLOOR.

PROBABLY RIGHT IN
FRONT OF THE DOOR, MAX.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, 99,
I'D LIKE TO HANDLE THIS.

NOW MY IDEA IS THIS... WE
SPRINKLE THE DUST ON THE FLOOR

RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOORWAY.

Bush: THEN IT'S SETTLED.

I'LL GO DO IT. GIVE
ME HALF AN HOUR,

AND THEN YOU CAN CHECK THE ROOM.

WE CAN USE THAT HALF HOUR
TO LOOK FOR MR. GAFFER, MAX.

FORGET ABOUT GAFFER, 99. THERE'S
NO POINT IN EVEN LOOKING FOR HIM.

HE'S NOT IN THIS ROOM, HE'S
NOT IN THE RECREATION HALL,

AND I HAVE A FEELING HE'S
NOT WITHIN 10 MILES OF SPY CITY.

BELIEVE ME, 99, I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY
KEEN SENSE ABOUT THESE THINGS.

- NEWFIELD'S IDEA WORKED.
- NOW WE KNOW FOR SURE

THAT SOMEONE IS STILL
LOOKING FOR THE DIARY.

YES, BUT THIS IS ALL
VERY CONFUSING, 99.

THE FOOTSTEPS LEAD IN AND
THEN THEY LEAD OUT AGAIN.

WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW
THEM UNTIL THEY STOP.

THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR GUN?

- YES. WE'D BETTER USE
OUR SILENCERS, 99.
- WHY?

- WELL, AFTER ALL, THIS IS
A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY.
- I KNOW THAT.

PEOPLE GO TO SLEEP EARLY. HEY, YOU
DON'T WANT TO WAKE EVERYBODY UP, DO YOU?

LOOK, 99, HE HAD ANOTHER
PAIR OF SHOES WAITING.

THE OLD SHOE SWITCH.

YES, THAT'S THE SECOND TIME
I'VE FALLEN FOR IT THIS MONTH.

- [Gaffer groans]
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, 99?

- NOTHING.
- DIDN'T YOU GROAN?

- NO, I THOUGHT YOU DID.
- NO, IT WASN'T ME.

IF IT WASN'T ME
AND IT WASN'T YOU

THEN IT COULDN'T BE
ANYBODY ELSE EXCEPT

THAT DUMMY LYING OVER
THERE ON THE TORTURE RACK.

[groaning]

- DO DUMMIES GROAN?
- NO. NOT UNLESS THEY'RE
IN GREAT PAIN.

- [groaning]
- THAT ONE IS.

THAT'S NO DUMMY.
THAT'S MR. GAFFER.

- THANK YOU.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

FINE, I THINK.

- 99, GET THOSE SHACKLES OFF.
- RIGHT.

MR. GAFFER, WE LOOKED
EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR DIARY,

BUT WE COULDN'T FIND IT.
IT WASN'T NEAR ANY BIRDS.

WELL, BIRDS HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT, SMART.

- THEY DIDN'T?
- NO.

THE CLUE WAS "BIRDS OF A
FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER."

NOW YOU START BY ELIMINATING
ALL THE UNNECESSARY WORDS,

WHICH LEAVES YOU WITH
THE NECESSARY WORD.

NOW THERE ARE 28 LETTERS
IN THE CLUE. I'M AGENT 4.

YOU DIVIDE 28 BY FOUR,
AND YOU ARRIVE AT SEVEN.

NOW THERE ARE SIX
WORDS IN THE CLUE,

BUT ONLY ONE WORD
WITH SEVEN LETTERS...

"FEATHER."

IT'S SO SIMPLE. I SHOULD'VE
THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF.

AND...

HERE IS THE DIARY, RIGHT
BEHIND THIS FEATHER.

I'LL TAKE IT.

AND YOUR GUNS TOO.

NOW TAKE THEM OUT VERY SLOWLY.

PUT THEM RIGHT THERE ON THE CASE

VERY CAREFULLY.

NOW GET YOUR HANDS UP
AND BACK AWAY FROM THE CASE.

BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SUGGESTED
THE TRAP AND THE INVISIBLE DUST.

OF COURSE HE DID, 99. HE
DELIBERATELY SET THOSE FOOTPRINTS

KNOWING THEY'D LEAD US TO MR. GAFFER
AND HE'D TELL US ABOUT THE DIARY.

- DUCK.
- [bullets ricochet]

PROFESSOR BUSH'S
UMBRELLA, RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

- [gunshot]
- Gaffer: OPEN IT UP.

THE UMBRELLA PART IS A SHIELD.

HEY, I THOUGHT YOU
SAID THIS WAS A SHIELD.

IT IS, BUT I JUST REMEMBERED...
NOT AGAINST BULLETS.

- [gunshot]
- [groans]

WELL, I CERTAINLY HAVE TO
GIVE PROFESSOR BUSH CREDIT.

THIS IS A WONDERFUL GUN...

IF IT DOESN'T RAIN.

WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
IS WHY DID MISS DAVENPORT

AND PROFESSOR BUSH PRETENDED
THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOUR DIARY.

WELL, THEY KNEW IT
CONTAINED CONTROL SECRETS

AND THEY WANTED TO
PROTECT MY REPUTATION.

THAT'S RIGHT, 99. AFTER ALL,
MR. GAFFER IS STILL ONE OF THE BEST.

HE'S MY IDOL. DID YOU
KNOW THAT MR. GAFFER

ONCE CAPTURED 10 KILLERS
ARMED WITH MACHINE GUNS?

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT? 10
KILLERS WITH MACHINE GUNS.

I FIND THAT VERY
HARD TO BELIEVE.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE
FOUR KILLERS WITH KNIVES?

I DON'T THINK SO.

HOW ABOUT A MEAN LITTLE
KID WITH A PEASHOOTER?

MAX, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S
ABOUT TIME WE GOT GOING?

Max: IN A MINUTE, 99.

MR. GAFFER, I'VE NEVER
ASKED ANYONE THIS BEFORE,

BUT I WONDER IF YOU'D MIND
GIVING ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH.

CERTAINLY.

OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- NOW WHERE DO YOU
WANT ME TO SIGN?
- OH, RIGHT HERE.

OH.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

COME ON, 99, I WANT TO GET
HOME AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

- WHY, MAX?
- I WANT TO WRITE ALL
THIS DOWN IN MY DIARY.

[theme music playing]