All language subtitles for Get Smart S01E19 Back to the Old Drawing Board.DVDRip.HI.cc.en.HBO

- THAT'S HIM. THAT'S DR. SHOTWIRE.
- I KNOW.

I STUDIED NUCLEAR
PHYSICS UNDER HIM.

AND THAT'S THE SCALE
MODEL OF HIS MOON CRAFT.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY COUNTRIES ARE
TRYING TO DEVELOP JUST SUCH A VEHICLE?

I CAN IMAGINE. WHOEVER
PERFECTS IT FIRST

WILL BE ABLE TO EXPLORE
THE SURFACE OF THE MOON.

[turns projector off]

DR. RATTON, WE
WANT DR. SHOTWIRE.

"WE"? WHO'S WE?

- KAOS.
- OF COURSE.

AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO SELL THE PLANS
FOR THE MOON CRAFT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

EXACTLY. THAT IS WHY
WE'VE COME TO YOU...

PROBABLY THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED
EVIL GENIUS IN AMERICA.

IN THE WORLD.

TELL ME, WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN
ABLE TO JUST KIDNAP SHOTWIRE?

- THIS IS WHY.
- [turns projector on]

- WHO IS THAT MAN?
- MAXWELL SMART.

AN AGENT FROM THE
CONTROL ORGANIZATION.

HE HAS BEEN GUARDING
DR. SHOTWIRE DAY AND NIGHT.

YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU
CAN'T GET BY THAT ONE MAN?

SOMEHOW HE HAS MANAGED
TO FOIL US EVERY TIME.

I'D LIKE TO HAVE SMART
TO MYSELF FOR ONE HOUR.

I'D LIKE TO HAVE HIM IN MY HANDS
ALMOST AS MUCH AS I WANT DR. SHOTWIRE.

[turns projector off]

YOU SHALL HAVE THEM
BOTH WITHIN 24 HOURS.

HOW?

- YOU HEARD WHAT
MR. NATZ HAS BEEN SAYING?
- YES, SIR.

CAN YOU DELIVER SHOTWIRE
AND SMART HERE, ALIVE?

- YES, SIR.
- WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
THAT THIS GUY CAN SUCCEED

WHERE A DOZEN WELL-TRAINED
KAOS MEN HAVE FAILED?

WATCH.

[grunts]

WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S A VICIOUS 800-LB. GORILLA.

[snaps fingers]

HE'LL TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!

INDEED HE WILL, MR. NATZ.

[groans]

YOU CARRY A WEAPON, MR. NATZ?

ONLY THIS.

[clicks]

INSTANT ANALYSIS, PLEASE.

I WAS STRUCK BY THREE
.45-CALIBER BULLETS,

LEAD OR COMPOSITE, WEIGHING
APPROXIMATELY 220 GRAINS APIECE,

TRAVELING AT ALMOST MUZZLE
VELOCITY OF 800 FEET PER SECOND.

IMPACT... 456 FOOT-POUNDS
PER SQUARE INCH.

WHO IS HE?

NOT HE, MR. NATZ. IT.

- A ROBOT?
- EXACTLY.

MY INVENTION.

STRONGEST, MOST INTELLIGENT

MACHINE IN THE WORLD.

- HOW MUCH?
- $1 MILLION.

WHEN HE DELIVERS BOTH MEN.

[snaps fingers]

GET SHOTWIRE AND GET SMART.

[theme music playing]

MAX, YOU'RE JUST
GOING TO HAVE TO BE

MORE CAREFUL WITH DR. SHOTWIRE.

TRY AND KEEP OUT OF HIS WAY
WHILE YOU'RE GUARDING HIM.

HE SAYS YOU'VE SET BACK
HIS WORK SIX MONTHS.

SIX MONTHS? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

THREE MONTHS, FOUR MONTHS, TOPS.

WHO'S WITH DR. SHOTWIRE NOW?

AGENT 27. I RELIEVE
HIM IN AN HOUR.

- WELL, THE PLANS
HAVE BEEN CHANGED.
- THEY HAVE?

YES, HERE'S WHAT'LL HAPPEN NOW:

THEY'RE GIVING A PARTY FOR DR. SHOTWIRE
AND I WANT YOU AND 99 TO ATTEND.

WELL, WILL THERE BE A CONTACT
MAN AT THE PARTY, CHIEF?

YES, AGENT 44 HAS BEEN
PLANTED AT THE PARTY

ACCORDING TO PLAN G.F.C.

OH, AND TAKE AGENT 91 WITH YOU.

AGENT 91?

I DON'T BELIEVE I KNOW HIM.
IS THAT A NEW NUMBER, CHIEF?

HE'S A NEW RECRUIT. THIS
IS HIS FIRST ASSIGNMENT

SO I WANT YOU TO
KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

HE'LL MEET YOU AT THE
GARAGE OFFICE AT 8:00 TONIGHT.

HE'LL USE THIS PASSWORD...

"THE BLUE SUN
MELTS THE RED SNOW."

YOUR COUNTERSIGN WILL BE,

"AND THE PURPLE
WATER RUNS UPHILL."

GOTCHA, CHIEF.

MAX, I WANT YOU TO USE
YOUR WATCH PHONE TONIGHT.

I DON'T WANT YOU TAKING
OFF YOUR SHOE AT THE PARTY.

- RIGHT, CHIEF. ANYTHING ELSE?
- YES.

HERE'S SOME INFORMATION ON
THE PEOPLE WHO'LL BE AT THE PARTY.

MEMORIZE IT AND DESTROY
IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

ANYTHING WRONG?

WELL, CHIEF, I THINK I'LL NEED A
LITTLE TIME TO HAVE THIS DECODED.

HE'S NOW MEMORIZED ALL
THE PERTINENT INFORMATION

ABOUT SHOTWIRE'S
SCIENTIFIC CAREER.

HE HAS AN I.Q. OF OVER 200.

PERFECT. A GENIUS KILLER.
WHAT DO YOU CALL HIM?

HYMIE.

HYMIE?

I MADE HIM. I CALL
HIM WHAT I WANT.

- HYMIE?
- MY FATHER'S NAME
WAS HYMIE.

OKAY, CALL HIM WHAT YOU WANT.

WHEREVER HYMIE MAY
GO WE CAN OBSERVE

ON A SPECIAL TV CAMERA
HE'S EQUIPPED WITH.

ASIDE FROM HIS VAST
KNOWLEDGE, HE HAS THE DEXTERITY

TO TAKE APART AND REASSEMBLE
THE ENTIRE WIRING SYSTEM

OF ANY MISSILE IN THE WORLD.

THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING HE ISN'T ABLE TO DO.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- SET UP A LAWN CHAIR.

ALL I WANT HIM TO DO IS TO
BRING ME SHOTWIRE AND SMART.

BUT... I DON'T WANT
SHOTWIRE HURT IN ANY WAY.

AND I'LL TAKE CARE
OF SMART MYSELF.

- DO YOU UNDERSTAND, HYMIE?
- I UNDERSTAND.

OKAY. TAKE OFF.

NO, HYMIE.

I DON'T MEAN THAT
KIND OF TAKE OFF.

YOU HAVE TO BE VERY
CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO HIM.

HE SOMETIMES RESPONDS TO
THE EXACT MEANING OF WORDS.

LEAVE, HYMIE.

WE CAN FOLLOW HIS PROGRESS

ON THE VIEWING SCREEN.

HE SHOULD BE AT THE CONTROL
GARAGE AT 10 MINUTES TO 8:00.

THE BLUE SUN MELTS THE RED SNOW.

THE BLUE SUN MELTS THE RED SNOW.

YOU'D BETTER COME UP WITH
THE RIGHT COUNTERSIGN, MAC,

OR YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

[bullets ricocheting]

DETAIN HIM, HYMIE.

OPERATOR, QUICK! GET
ME SPECIAL WEAPONS!

[grunts]

THE BLUE SUN MELTS THE RED SNOW.

AND THE PURPLE
WATER RUNS UPHILL.

- AGENT SMART?
- YES. YOU MUST BE 91.

MY NAME IS HYMIE.

- HYMIE?
- MY FATHER'S NAME
WAS HYMIE.

OH. UH, THAT'S VERY NICE.

- HYMIE, THIS IS 99.
- HOW DO YOU DO?

- HELLO, HYMIE.
- NOW, THIS IS OUR PLAN.

WE'RE TO GUARD DR. SHOTWIRE
AGAINST ANY AND ALL DANGERS

WITHOUT HIM REALIZING
THAT WE'RE DOING IT.

- RIGHT.
- HYMIE, I KNOW THAT IS
IS YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT.

YOU'RE PROBABLY A
LITTLE NERVOUS. DON'T BE.

REMEMBER, EXPERIENCE ISN'T EVERYTHING.
YOU'VE ALSO GOT TO HAVE HEART.

[clangs]

COME ON, LET'S GO.

- SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
- YES. HYMIE, GIVE
ME A HAND.

NEVER MIND, HYMIE. COME ON.

[soft music playing]

[people chatting]

WITH ALL THOSE GUARDS WE
SAW POSTED ON THE WAY UP,

THERE ISN'T A CHANCE IN THE WORLD
THAT A KAOS MAN CAN GET IN HERE.

THAT'S DR. SHOTWIRE OVER THERE.

I WANT YOU TO KEEP HIM UNDER
SURVEILLANCE, BUT DON'T GO NEAR HIM.

I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME TO
GIVE OUR SIDE A LITTLE EDGE.

- 99?
- Yes?

I want you to make a
check on all the women here

- and see if any of them
look or even act suspicious.
- Right, Max.

HYMIE, DISARM SMART,

BUT DON'T LET HIM KNOW IT.

DESTROY THE GUN.

NOW, YOU JUST STAY HERE
AND KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU.

AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

DON'T BE NERVOUS. I HAVE
COMPLETE CONFIDENCE IN YOU.

I FEEL THAT I CAN PUT
MY LIFE IN YOUR HANDS.

[cracking]

IS THE WIND FAIR TO JAVA?

ALL CLEAR. NO STORM
ON THE HORIZON.

- I BEG YOUR PARDON?
- I SAID, THERE'S NO
STORM ON THE HORIZON.

NO, THERE ISN'T. AS
A MATTER OF FACT,

I DIDN'T NOTICE A CLOUD IN
THE SKY ON THE WAY OVER.

YOU KNOW, IF THIS
NICE WEATHER KEEPS UP.

I MAY JUST TAKE A RUN DOWN
TO THE BEACH TOMORROW.

- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
- THE BEACH.

YOU WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT THE WEATHER AND I

SAID I MIGHT TAKE A
RUN DOWN TO THE BEACH.

I WAS GIVING YOU
THE COUNTERSIGN.

NO, I WAS GIVING YOU
THE COUNTERSIGN.

THEN I GAVE YOU THE
COUNTER-COUNTERSIGN.

BUT THAT'S THE WRONG
COUNTER-COUNTERSIGN FOR MY COUNTERSIGN.

IS NOT. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.

[humming]

HERE YOU ARE. MIDDLE OF PAGE 18.

THAT'S THE OLD BOOK.

OH, I-I'M SORRY, 86. I SHOULD
HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE RIGHT.

IT'S JUST... [sobs]

JUST THAT I'VE BEEN COOPED
UP IN SO MANY CLOCKS

AND LOCKERS AND GLOVE
COMPARTMENTS FOR SO LONG.

NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING!

IT ISN'T FAIR. I'M A GOOD AGENT.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WEAR
MY TUXEDO ONCE. NOT ONCE!

AND WHO'D SEE IT IN A CLOCK?

DON'T GET SO EMOTIONAL, 44.

HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MY BOOK.

- I-I COULDN'T DO THAT.
- GO AHEAD, TAKE IT.

I'VE ALREADY MEMORIZED IT.

86, I WON'T FORGET THIS.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU'D DO THE SAME THING FOR ME.

NOW, BUCK UP.

I'VE GOT TO GET
BACK TO THE PARTY.

EVERYTHING IS OKAY SO FAR. HAVE
YOU SEEN ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS?

- NO, SIR.
- YOU CAN CALL
ME MAX, HYMIE.

[phone buzzing]

THIS IS 86. COME IN, CONTROL.

MAX, WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE
THAT THERE IS A KAOS AGENT AT THE PARTY

AND THAT YOU AND DR. SHOTWIRE
ARE IN GREAT DANGER.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO IT IS, CHIEF?
- YES, WE HAVE THE REAL...

- [line clicks]
- HELLO, MAX? MAX?

HYMIE, YOU BROKE MY WATCH PHONE.

I'M SORRY. I JUST WANTED
TO SEE WHAT TIME IT WAS.

SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED.

I'D BETTER TRY AND
CONTACT AGENT 44.

HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL
ME WHO THE KAOS AGENT WAS

WHEN YOU GRABBED MY PHONE.

I'LL TELL 99 ABOUT IT. AGENT 44 IS
IN THE CLOCK IN THE NEXT ROOM.

ASK HIM IF HE KNOWS ANYTHING.

WELL, HOP TO IT, HYMIE.

AGENT 44, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?

[groans]

[groans]

- DID 44 SAY ANYTHING?
- NO.

WHOEVER THE KAOS AGENT IS,

HE'S PROBABLY TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT WHO THE CONTROL AGENTS ARE,

SO WE'VE GOT TO
REMAIN INCONSPICUOUS.

LET'S NOT GIVE OURSELVES AWAY.

JUST WATCH ME AND
DO EXACTLY AS I DO.

[glass clatters]

I THINK WE'VE BEEN
NOTICED, HYMIE.

LET'S JUST TRY AND
ACT NONCHALANT.

LET'S GO GET A DRINK.

WAITER.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, HYMIE, DRINK UP.

- WHAT'LL HAPPEN
IF HE DRINKS?
- I DON'T KNOW.

HE ISN'T PROGRAMMED
FOR IT. HYMIE, DON'T DRINK.

- GO AHEAD, HYMIE, DRINK.
- DON'T DRINK.

- GO ON, HYMIE,
DRINK IT UP.
- DON'T DRINK!

- DRINK!
- DON'T!

DRINK!

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- HE SHORT-CIRCUITED.

DRINK.

[transistors whistling]

I'VE LOST CONTROL OF HIM.

WELL, WHAT'S HE LIKELY TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE MIGHT JUST STAND THERE,

OR HE MIGHT DECIDE TO KILL
EVERYBODY IN THAT ROOM.

WHAT'S HYMIE UP TO?
IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND?

I TOLD HIM TO STAY CLOSE TO
SHOTWIRE, BUT NOT THAT CLOSE.

99, WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF
THERE. HE'S LIABLE TO REVEAL HIS IDENTITY.

- RIGHT.
- AFTER ALL, HE DOESN'T
HAVE OUR EXPERIENCE.

I'LL DISTRACT DR. SHOTWIRE
WHILE YOU GET HYMIE AWAY.

RIGHT.

- HELLO, DR. SHOTWIRE.
- OH. OH!

DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?

NO, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT I
KNOW YOU. YOU'RE VERY FAMOUS.

OH, NOW... [chuckling]

I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO
YOU A MINUTE, HYMIE.

COME ON, HYMIE, SHAKE A LEG.

NOW, LOOK, HYMIE, I THINK YOU'VE GOT
THE MAKINGS OF A FIRST-RATE AGENT,

BUT ONLY IF YOU OBEY ORDERS.

NOW, YOU WERE TOLD TO STAY
AWAY FROM SHOTWIRE, WEREN'T YOU?

[hiccups]

HYMIE, YOU'RE DRUNK.

LISTEN, HYMIE,
YOU'RE A NICE GUY,

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN
TO HOLD YOUR LIQUOR.

SO NO MORE DRINKING. AGREED?

[kisses]

JUST SAY YES OR NO, HYMIE.

YES OR NO, HYMIE.

THAT'S BETTER. NOW,

I'LL LEAVE AND YOU
FOLLOW RIGHT BEHIND ME.

AND DON'T FORGET
TO KILL THE LIGHT.

[glass shatters]

- HAVE YOU NOTICED
ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS?
- NO, MAX.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO
CHANGE OUR STRATEGY.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET DR. SHOTWIRE
OUT OF HERE BEFORE KAOS MAKES ITS MOVE.

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING,
BUT LET ME HANDLE THIS.

I'VE GOT TO GET SHOTWIRE OUT OF
HERE WITHOUT GETTING HIM TOO UPSET

AND WITHOUT ANYBODY
ELSE NOTICING IT.

IT HAS TO BE HANDLED
WITH TREMENDOUS SUBTLETY.

EXCUSE ME, DR. SHOTWIRE,
BUT I WONDER IF YOU'D MIND

STEPPING OUTSIDE
WITH ME FOR A MINUTE.

YES, I WOULD MIND! YOU KNOW HOW
I FEEL ABOUT YOU SECRET AGENTS!

I'VE GOT TO GET YOU
OUT OF HERE, DOCTOR.

- SOMEBODY
IS TRYING TO KILL YOU.
- OH, NONSENSE.

I AM BACK AGAIN, ALONZO.

PLEASE, DOCTOR. IT'S
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

YOU TALK TO HIM, HYMIE. I
THINK HE'S TAKEN A LIKING TO YOU.

SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM OUT OF
HERE WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING IT.

I'LL GO CHECK THE FRONT DOOR.

99, WHOEVER THAT KAOS AGENT IS

- HE'S GONNA TRY AND STOP US,
SO BE READY FOR ANYTHING.
- RIGHT.

LET ME GET MY COAT AND
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, HYMIE.

GREAT WORK, HYMIE, BUT
HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO LEAVE?

I APPEALED TO HIS SCIENTIFIC
CURIOSITY. I TOLD HIM I WAS A ROBOT.

AND HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU
EVER GET HIM TO BELIEVE THAT STORY?

I SHOWED HIM MY WORKS.

HYMIE! THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

YOU'RE REALLY PREPARED
FOR EVERYTHING.

THAT'S FANTASTIC, HYMIE. YOU
SHOULD GET A MEDAL FOR THIS.

YOU KNOCK ME OUT.

MAX! MAX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

99, WHAT HAPPENED?

WE'RE IN SOME KAOS HIDEOUT. HYMIE
KNOCKED YOU OUT AND BROUGHT US HERE.

HYMIE? BUT HYMIE
IS ONE OF OUR MEN.

NO, MAX, I'M AFRAID
HYMIE'S ONE OF THEM.

- WELL, WHY DIDN'T
YOU STOP HIM?
- I TRIED TO, MAX,

BUT HE PICKED US UP AND
CARRIED US LIKE WE WERE DOLLS.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND NOTHING IS
IMPOSSIBLE TO HYMIE, MR. SMART.

HE'S... HE'S SUPERHUMAN.

- MAX, HYMIE'S A ROBOT.
- WELL, OF COURSE HE'S A ROBOT.

THAT'S WHAT HE
TOLD... A REAL ROBOT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND HE'S A KAOS ROBOT.

NATZ!

SO YOU'RE BEHIND ALL THIS.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
FOR A LONG TIME, SMART.

I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO
SHOW YOU HOW GRATEFUL I AM

FOR THOSE 10 LONG
YEARS I SPENT IN PRISON.

YOU CALL THIS GRATITUDE?

I SPENT MOST OF THAT
TIME DREAMING OF THE DAY

WHEN YOU AND I WOULD MEET AGAIN,

AND I WOULD ELIMINATE
YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.

WELL, I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED
A MAN WITH AMBITION.

THIS, BY THE WAY, IS DR. RATTON,

HYMIE'S CREATOR.

- RATTON, THE FAMOUS INVENTOR?
- HOW DO YOU DO?

BUT YOU WERE ONCE A HIGHLY-RESPECTED
SCIENTIST WORKING ON THE SIDE OF GOOD.

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- IT JUST DIDN'T PAY
WELL ENOUGH.

NOW, MR. SMART,

I'M GOING TO ORDER
HYMIE TO DESTROY YOU.

HURRY IT UP, RATTON.

DR. SHOTWIRE AND I HAVE A
PLANE TO CATCH FOR EUROPE.

[snaps fingers] HYMIE,
DESTROY SMART.

I SAID, DESTROY HIM.

IT'S ALL RIGHT,
HYMIE. I UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT
YOU'RE DOING. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

I KNOW THAT UNDER THAT
METAL BODY OF YOURS

THERE BEATS THE MECHANICAL
HEART OF A REALLY NICE GUY.

HYMIE, YOU'RE CRYING.

TAKE IT EASY, HYMIE.

YOU'LL RUST YOUR EYEBALL.

I GAVE YOU AN
ORDER, YOU MONSTER!

I ORDER YOU TO DESTROY HIM!

I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK.

THANK YOU, HYMIE.
I'LL GET DR. SHOTWIRE.

HYMIE, SHAKE.

NO, HYMIE. SHAKE HANDS.

I KNEW YOU'D COME
THROUGH, HYMIE.

YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE WHO EVER
TREATED ME LIKE I WAS A REAL PERSON.

I JUST COULDN'T DESTROY YOU.

OF COURSE YOU COULDN'T.
AND I KNEW YOU COULDN'T.

AFTER ALL, HYMIE, I'M NO DUMMY.

UH, WELL, WHAT I MEAN, HYMIE,

IS THAT I'M A GOOD
JUDGE OF MONSTERS.

INCREDIBLE. SO
REAL, SO LIFELIKE.

- THANK YOU.
- OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

HE SAVED OUR LIVES,
CHIEF. AND WITHOUT HIM

DR. SHOTWIRE WOULD'VE
BEEN TAKEN BY KAOS.

WE OWE YOU A GREAT DEBT. IS THERE
ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU IN RETURN?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN CONTROL?

- NO, THANK YOU.
- NO?

I JUST DON'T LIKE VIOLENCE.

- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
- I'D LIKE TO WORK FOR I.B.M.

OH, BECAUSE OF YOUR
SCIENTIFIC CURIOSITY?

NO, IT'S A NICE WAY TO MEET
SOME INTELLIGENT MACHINES.

GOOD THINKING. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- HYMIE.
- HYMIE?

HIS FATHER'S NAME WAS HYMIE.

[theme music playing]