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WONDER WHAT'S KEEPING AGENT 46.
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I DON'T KNOW. HE'S LONG OVERDUE.
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THE MESSAGE IN THE
DROP SAID TO BRING $2,000
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TO THIS BUS STATION
AT 11:00 SHARP.
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MAX, THERE'S 46.
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HE'S USING THE
SILENT SIGNAL SYSTEM.
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- RIGHT. I'VE GOT
MY BOOK RIGHT HERE.
- GOOD.
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NOW LET'S SEE...
TOUCHED HIS BRIM,
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RUBBED HIS LEFT ARM,
AND HITCHED UP HIS PANTS.
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HE WANTS ME TO
STEAL SECOND BASE.
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MAX, THAT'S THE SPY
BASEBALL HANDBOOK.
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OH, RIGHT. I'VE GOT THE
OTHER BOOK RIGHT HERE.
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AH, HERE IT IS.
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THE SIGNAL SAYS, "I
THINK I'M BEING FOLLOWED.
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BLUE ALERT. ACT CASUAL
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AND DO NOT TRY TO CONTACT
ME UNTIL MY NEXT SIGNAL."
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[groans]
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MAX, WAS HIS NEXT SIGNAL
SUPPOSED TO BE A GROAN?
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NO.
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MAX, LOOK!
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- MAX, IS HE...?
- YES.
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LOOK, 99. HE TRIED TO SCRAWL
A MESSAGE IN THE WET CEMENT.
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BETTER CALL THE CHIEF AND
GET MEN DOWN HERE RIGHT AWAY.
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WE'LL NEED HELP. THIS
ISN'T GONNA BE EASY.
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FINDING THE KILLER?
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NO, GETTING THIS BLOCK OF
CEMENT BACK TO CONTROL.
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[theme music playing]
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STRYKER, HOW MANY
TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU
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NEVER BOTHER ME WHEN
I'M IN A BIG-MONEY GAME?
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THAT'S IT, FITZBURG.
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LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU.
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NEVER TRY TO HUSTLE THE SHARK.
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OKAY, FOLKS, CLOSING TIME.
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SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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REMEMBER, THE FAMILY THAT
PLAYS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER.
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- I TOOK CARE OF
THAT CONTROL AGENT.
- GOOD.
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BUT HE WAS MEETING ANOTHER AGENT
WHO I RECOGNIZED... MAXWELL SMART.
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- WELL, I'VE NEVER
COME ACROSS HIM.
- YOU NEVER WILL.
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I'M GOING BACK TO THAT BUS
STATION, PICK UP HIS TRAIL,
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AND WHEN THE TIME
IS RIGHT, I'LL KILL HIM.
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- [bell rings]
- Shark: THERE'S THE SIGNAL.
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WE'VE INTERCEPTED ANOTHER
MESSAGE FROM CONTROL.
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I'LL GET IT OUT OF THE
MACHINE. GET THE DRAPES.
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AH.
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10 LEFT, ONE RIGHT,
FIVE LEFT, THEN EIGHT.
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I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, SHARK,
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NOBODY WOULD EVER FIGURE
THE MACHINE WAS IN THERE.
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WOULDN'T DO 'EM
ANY GOOD IF THEY DID.
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IF ANYBODY TRIED TO OPEN IT
WITHOUT THE PROPER COMBINATION,
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THEY'D BE BLASTED SKY-HIGH.
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I WONDER WHAT AGENT 46
WANTED WITH THIS $2,000.
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I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE THIS
MESSAGE IN THE CEMENT WILL TELL US.
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HE WAS WORKING UNDERCOVER,
LOOKING FOR A NEW
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ELECTRONIC BRAIN
THAT KAOS HAD SET UP.
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- AN ELECTRONIC BRAIN?
- YES, A MACHINE THAT
THEY'VE BEEN USING
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TO INTERCEPT AND DECODE
OUR SECRET MESSAGES.
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HMM. DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHERE IT'S LOCATED?
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ACCORDING TO OUR EXPERTS, IT MUST BE
SOMEWHERE NEAR CONTROL HEADQUARTERS.
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AND BECAUSE OF ITS
MECHANICAL COMPLEXITY,
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IT'S GOT TO BE LARGE AND HEAVY.
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- THEN IT CAN'T BE MOVED.
- RIGHT.
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OH, THERE YOU ARE, CHIEF.
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IF YOU'RE READY, LET'S
ANALYZE THAT MESSAGE
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AGENT 46 WAS
TRYING TO WRITE, HMM?
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- GO AHEAD, PARKER.
- WE'RE FAMILIAR
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WITH THE SHORTHAND WRITING HE LEARNED
IN TRAINING SCHOOL, AND ITS PURPOSE.
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IT'S A SECRET SCRAWL TO
BE USED BY WOUNDED SPIES
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WHO WANT TO LEAVE US A
MESSAGE OR A CLUE BEFORE THEY DIE.
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THE TRANSLATION'S
HERE ON THIS CHART...
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"THE DEAD SPY SCRAWLS."
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS MATCH
THE SYMBOLS ON THE CEMENT
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WITH THE SYMBOLS ON THE CHART.
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NOW, LET'S SEE.
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UH, LET'S SEE. THIS MATCHES
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THE SIXTH BOX IN THE THIRD ROW.
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- THAT'S THE LETTER "P."
- AND THE NEXT SYMBOL
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MATCHES THE ONE IN THE
FOURTH BOX IN THE SECOND ROW.
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THAT'S THE LETTER "I." P-I.
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- P-I...
- I THINK I'VE
GOT IT, CHIEF.
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IT'S REALLY QUITE
SIMPLE, PARKER.
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YOU SEE, THE ELECTRONIC
BRAIN IS LOCATED
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SOMEWHERE IN THE
PHILIPPINE ISLANDS.
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- WRONG.
- WRONG.
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- PAID INFORMER.
- RIGHT.
86
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- RIGHT.
- THE OTHER SYMBOL STANDS FOR
A WASHINGTON TELEPHONE NUMBER.
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393-1686.
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THAT'S WHY AGENT
46 WANTED THE MONEY.
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THIS INFORMER MUST HAVE INFORMATION
ABOUT KAOS'S ELECTRONIC BRAIN.
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- FOLLOW THIS UP, MAX.
- RIGHT, CHIEF.
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[phone rings]
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- YEAH?
- THIS IS MAXWELL SMART,
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AGENT 86, OF CONTROL.
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DID YOU TRY TO CONTACT
ONE OF OUR AGENTS TONIGHT
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AND SELL HIM SOME INFORMATION
ABOUT A DECODING MACHINE?
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- COULD BE. YOU INTERESTED?
- Yes.
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BE AT THE SAME BUS STATION
TOMORROW NIGHT AT 10:00.
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HAVE THE 2,000 BUCKS WITH YOU.
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- WELL, HOW WILL I KNOW YOU?
- YOU WON'T.
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THE OTHER AGENT WAS KNOCKED
OFF, AND I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.
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YOU WEAR A RED CARNATION, AND I'LL
CONTACT YOU NEAR THE NEWSSTAND.
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Right.
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YOU GONNA STAND THERE ALL NIGHT
OR ARE YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHIN'?
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THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. I WAS
WAITING FOR YOU TO NOTICE THE CARNATION.
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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THANK YOU. HOW
DO WE HANDLE THIS?
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JUST LIKE IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN HANDLED.
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I HAND YOU THE MERCHANDISE,
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YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY.
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YES, THIS IS A PERFECT FRONT.
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UH, WHAT'LL I BUY?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
NEWSPAPER? KEYCHAIN?
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HOW ABOUT GUM?
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VERY CLEVER. WHERE IS IT?
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WHERE WOULD IT BE?
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- IN THE WRAPPER.
- NOW, LISTEN.
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I CAN'T AFFORD TO
TAKE ANY CHANCES.
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I GIVE YOU 500 NOW,
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AND THE REST WHEN I SEE
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IF THE GUM IS THERE.
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OH, THE GUM IS THERE, ALL RIGHT.
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WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING
BUT GUM IN HERE.
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THAT MAN'S MADE A TERRIBLE
MISTAKE. HE'S NOT THE INFORMER.
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OKAY. READY TO SELL.
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- MAKE IT SNAPPY. WHERE'S THE MONEY?
- NOW, JUST A MINUTE.
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ONE MISTAKE HAS
BEEN MADE ALREADY.
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I'M NOT PAYING ANOTHER RED CENT
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UNTIL I HAVE DEFINITE PROOF
THAT YOU'RE THE REAL INFORMER.
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE...
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[groans]
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[gunshot]
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THE BRAIN. WHERE IS THE BRAIN?
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SHARK...
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POOL...
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00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,315
M-MOTHER.
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00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,474
HELLO, THIS IS 86
CALLING CONTROL.
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00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,077
THIS IS 86 CALLING
CONTROL. COME IN, CONTROL.
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HELLO, CHIEF? MAX.
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00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,416
THE INFORMER'S JUST BEEN
KILLED, BUT HE LEFT US A CLUE.
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AND I DIDN'T HAVE
TO PAY A CENT FOR IT.
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NO, I DON'T HAVE
THE ENTIRE $2,000.
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I HAVE 1500 OF IT.
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WELL, OF COURSE I
DIDN'T LOSE IT, CHIEF.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, STUPID?
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I SPENT THE OTHER 500
FOR A PACKAGE OF GUM.
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"SHARK, POOL, MOTHER."
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00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,844
"SHARK, POOL, M..."
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00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,045
WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF.
I THINK I'VE GOT A LEAD.
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00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,348
WELL, I HOPE SO, MAX.
WE'VE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS.
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00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,617
NOW, LOOK. "SHARK" IS A FISH,
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AND "POOL" IS A BODY OF WATER,
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AND "MOTHER" IS A LADY PARENT.
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00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,194
"FISH, WATER, PARENT."
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NOW, IF WE CAN JUST FIGURE
OUT WHAT THAT MEANS,
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WE'VE GOT IT.
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I THINK WE'D BETTER GO BACK
TO "SHARK, POOL, MOTHER."
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WAIT A MINUTE. MY
HOBBY IS PLAYING POOL,
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00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,709
AND I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.
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00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:43,612
LOOK, CHIEF, THIS IS NO TIME TO
PLAY POOL. WE'RE WORKING ON A CASE.
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00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,281
ONE OF THE BEST
POOL PLAYERS IN TOWN
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IS A MAN KNOWN AS THE SHARK,
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AND HE RUNS A PLACE CALLED
"MOTHER'S FAMILY POOL PARLOR."
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JUST WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, CHIEF?
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WELL, IF THE SHARK IS A
KAOS MAN, IT'S JUST POSSIBLE
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THAT THE DECODING
MACHINE COULD BE HIDDEN
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IN MOTHER'S FAMILY POOL PARLOR.
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00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,399
THEN WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
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THAT IF THE SHARK IS A KAOS
MAN, THEN THE DECODING MACHINE...
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00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:11,107
MAX! THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
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WE'LL NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP
THE SHARK OCCUPIED LONG ENOUGH
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FOR ANOTHER AGENT
TO SEARCH FOR IT.
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A MAN LIKE THE SHARK COULD
NEVER RESIST THE CHALLENGE
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OF A GAME WITH A
GOOD POOL PLAYER.
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WELL, I'M YOUR MAN, CHIEF.
THIS IS MY ASSIGNMENT.
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MAX, THIS IS EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS. YOU'D BE ON THE SPOT,
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WALKING A TIGHTROPE,
POSSIBLY FACING A VIOLENT DEATH.
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AND... LOVING IT.
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ALL RIGHT, MAX, IF YOU INSIST.
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99 CAN LOOK AROUND FOR THE DECODING
MACHINE. BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR POOL?
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00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:44,807
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, CHIEF.
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I KNOW THE GAME INSIDE AND OUT.
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I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT.
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00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,784
EVERYTHING IS ORGANIZED
AND READY TO GO, MAX.
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PARKER IS WORKING ON SOME
SPECIAL EQUIPMENT FOR YOU,
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AND WE'VE SENT FOR THE ARCHITECT'S
BLUEPRINTS OF THE POOLROOM
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TO SEE WHERE THE
MACHINE MIGHT BE HIDDEN.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
CHIEF. I'LL TAKE CARE OF MY END.
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00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:09,231
THIS IS WILLIE MARCONI, ONE OF THE
BEST POOL EXPERTS IN THE COUNTRY.
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- HOW DO YOU DO?
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU CAN
TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY A GOOD GAME, WILLIE.
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00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,694
I CAN TEACH ANYONE.
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00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,444
THE CHIEF HAS GOT IT
A LITTLE WRONG, WILLIE.
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00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,713
YOU SEE, I HAPPEN TO BE
AN EXPERT AT THIS GAME.
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00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:27,583
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAPPEN TO BE THE
POOL CHAMPION OF THE ENTIRE EAST COAST.
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00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,085
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
THE ENTIRE EAST COAST.
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00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,755
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE
THE WEST COAST?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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HOW ABOUT STEUBENVILLE, OHIO?
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00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,999
DO YOU USE POWDER?
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00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:47,302
NO, I'VE ALWAYS FOUND
IT A LITTLE EFFEMINATE.
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00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,205
FOR YOUR HANDS, TO CUT
DOWN ON THE FRICTION.
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00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:53,743
LET THE POOL CUE SLIDE EASILY
THROUGH YOUR FINGERS, LIKE THIS.
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OH, THAT KIND OF POWDER.
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00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,402
OF COURSE I USE IT.
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00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,044
[Willie cries out]
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00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,082
WELL, WILLIE, HOW'S IT GOING?
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00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,500
WELL, KEEP TRYING.
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00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,203
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
A GAME STARTED.
- RIGHT.
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00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:23,138
I HAVE A COUPLE OF SHOTS
THAT'LL KNOCK YOUR EYE OUT.
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00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,674
I'LL BET YOU HAVE.
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00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,676
THAT IS THE CUE BALL.
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00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,480
NOW YOU KNOCK THAT BALL
INTO THE BALLS IN THIS RACK.
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00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,417
[clacks]
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00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:37,086
AFTER I REMOVE THE RACK.
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00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,410
SORRY ABOUT THAT, WILLIE.
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00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:56,072
CHIEF, I THINK WILLIE IS A
LITTLE ACCIDENT-PRONE.
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00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,575
WAIT'LL YOU SEE THIS SHOT,
CHIEF. THIS IS REALLY A BEAUTY.
219
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,445
SEE, I'M GONNA HIT
DOWN ON THE CUE BALL,
220
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,880
MAKE IT CURVE AROUND THE
12 BALL, GO INTO THE 8 BALL,
221
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,083
AND KNOCK THE 8 BALL
RIGHT IN THE SIDE POCKET.
222
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,385
MAX, YOU MIGHT
BREAK THE CUE STICK.
223
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,387
DON'T BE SILLY, CHIEF.
224
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,789
I'M NOT GOING TO
BREAK THE CUE STICK.
225
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,746
MM!
226
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,665
YOU SEE, CHIEF? I TOLD YOU I
WASN'T GONNA BREAK THE CUE STICK.
227
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:27,603
THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH. MAX, YOU
TOLD ME YOU WERE A GOOD POOL PLAYER,
228
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,605
BUT YOU'RE A FAKE AND A FRAUD!
229
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,041
YOU HAVEN'T THE VAGUEST
NOTION OF HOW TO PLAY POOL!
230
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,699
JUST WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING AT, CHIEF?
231
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:41,490
CHIEF, I THINK WILLIE HAS
ONE OF YOUR HEADACHES.
232
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,543
THANKS ANYWAY, WILLIE. SEND
ME A BILL FOR THE DAMAGES.
233
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,559
Max: SO LONG, WILLIE.
234
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,017
I TOLD YOU HE WAS
ACCIDENT-PRONE.
235
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,899
HERE'S THE SPECIAL
EQUIPMENT FOR SMART,
236
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,035
AND I REALLY HAVE
SOME GOODIES THIS TIME.
237
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:03,139
HE WON'T NEED IT. I'M TAKING
MAX OFF OF THIS ASSIGNMENT.
238
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,374
HE DOESN'T KNOW A THING
ABOUT SHOOTING POOL.
239
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,876
- OH, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.
- 99: NO.
240
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,846
PARKER'S DEVISED A
REMOTE-CONTROL CUE BALL
241
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,015
SO MAX CAN MAKE ANY
SHOT ON THE TABLE.
242
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,050
GOOD WORK, PARKER.
THAT MAY BE OUR ANSWER.
243
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,919
MAX MUST WIN THAT FIRST GAME
244
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,522
SO THAT THE SHARK WILL
CHALLENGE HIM TO A SECOND GAME.
245
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,958
RIGHT. THAT WAY I CAN... WHY?
246
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,662
SO 99 WILL HAVE TIME TO LOOK
FOR THE DECODING MACHINE.
247
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,798
OH, NOW WAIT A MINUTE,
CHIEF. THAT'S DIRTY POOL.
248
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,401
I MEAN, IT'S NOT WHETHER
YOU WIN OR LOSE THAT COUNTS,
249
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,436
IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME.
250
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:38,874
- MAX!
- HERE'S THE CUE BALL.
251
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:42,177
AND IN MY LIPSTICK IS A
TRANSISTOR REMOTE CONTROL.
252
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,313
NOW, REMEMBER, ONCE
YOU'VE HIT THE CUE BALL
253
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,149
AND IT'S IN MOTION, I CAN
MANEUVER IT ANYWHERE.
254
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,107
GO AHEAD, MAX.
255
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,936
- PERFECT.
- THANK YOU.
256
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,607
FOR YOUR PROTECTION, SMART, I'VE MADE
A CUE STICK THAT IS ACTUALLY A SHOTGUN.
257
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,009
A CUE STICK THAT'S A SHOTGUN?
258
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,179
THAT'S FANTASTIC,
PARKER. HOW DOES IT WORK?
259
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,504
WELL, TO LOAD IT, YOU
BREAK IT OPEN IN THE MIDDLE.
260
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,423
WELL, I HOPE I DON'T HAVE
TO LOAD IT IN A HURRY.
261
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,793
THAT'S A REGULAR
CUE STICK, SMART.
262
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,095
HERE'S THE SHOTGUN.
263
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,197
YOU OPEN IT LIKE THIS,
PLACE THE SHELL IN
264
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,600
LIKE THIS,
265
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,402
AND YOU CLOSE IT LIKE THIS,
AND YOU'RE READY TO GO.
266
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:43,038
WELL, THAT CERTAINLY
IS INGENIOUS, PARKER.
267
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,074
BUT, UH, HOW DO YOU FIRE IT?
268
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,142
SIMPLY HIT THE RUBBER
TIP ON THE BACK END.
269
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,312
- OH. GOTCHA.
- YOU'RE ALL SET, MAX.
270
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,748
I CERTAINLY AM, CHIEF,
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
271
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:56,173
THAT KAOS DECODING MACHINE
WILL BE RIGHT HERE IN CONTROL.
272
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,380
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST
273
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,504
WARM UP A LITTLE BIT.
274
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,909
HEY, I LIKE THE WAY YOU
HANDLE YOURSELF, KID.
275
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,945
I DO ALL RIGHT.
276
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,448
TELL THAT TO THE
SHARK WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
277
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,106
- WHY THE SHARK?
- WELL, I'M LOOKING
FOR A GAME.
278
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,324
$1000 A BALL.
279
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,626
- I'M THE SHARK.
- [bell rings]
280
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,762
OH, I'M SORRY. I
CAN'T PLAY RIGHT NOW.
281
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,020
SORRY, FOLKS. CLOSING TIME.
282
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,936
DID YOU HEAR THAT, FOLKS?
283
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,239
I CHALLENGED HIM TO A
GAME, AND HE REFUSED.
284
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:27,309
LOOKS TO ME LIKE
THE SHARK IS CHICKEN.
285
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,813
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SHARK? YOU AFRAID OF HIM?
286
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,615
THE SHARK ISN'T
AFRAID OF ANYONE.
287
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:37,152
I ACCEPT. [snaps fingers]
288
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,554
YOU WANT TO FLIP FOR BREAK?
289
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,025
ALL RIGHT, SHARK,
YOU CAN BREAK 'EM.
290
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,149
RACK 'EM UP, FITZBURG.
291
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,201
NOT BAD, SHARK.
292
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,113
THERE WON'T BE A
BALL LEFT ON THE TABLE.
293
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,307
NICE TRY, SHARK,
294
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,966
BUT YOU FORGOT TO
ALLOW FOR THE WIND.
295
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,907
I'M MAKING A SHOT.
296
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,906
AMAZING.
297
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,441
THE ONLY MAN I EVER SAW
MAKE THAT KIND OF A SHOT
298
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,778
WAS THE GREAT POOL CHAMPION
THREE-FINGERS YARMEY.
299
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,780
UH, YES. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
300
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,283
I, UH, JUST STOLE IT
OFF HIM LAST WEEK.
301
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:18,720
"LAST WEEK"? HE'S BEEN
DEAD FOR SIX YEARS.
302
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,722
OH. GOOD.
303
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,027
WHAT HE DOESN'T
KNOW WON'T HURT HIM.
304
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,809
THAT'S MAXWELL SMART, THE
CONTROL AGENT I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
305
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,813
- NOW WATCH THIS.
- I'LL GET HIM.
306
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,815
NOT IN FRONT OF
ALL THESE WITNESSES.
307
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:50,040
I'LL FINISH THE GAME FAST, GET RID OF
THE PEOPLE, THEN YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM.
308
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,445
BEAUTIFUL. JUST BEAUTIFUL.
309
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,286
THOSE ARE THE COMBINATION
NUMBERS FOR THE DECODING MACHINE.
310
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,577
EH, IT'S A MILLION TO ONE.
311
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,884
I'M SHOOTING AGAIN.
312
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,361
- [excited chatter]
- 99: MAX, THE BRAIN!
313
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:49,005
MAX, LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT
A GUN IN HIS BRIEFCASE!
314
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,435
[people scream]
315
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,386
YOUR STICK IS EMPTY, SMART.
316
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,921
YOU TRY ANYTHING,
SHE GOES FIRST.
317
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:02,290
MAX, MY LIPSTICK.
318
00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,493
99, THIS IS NO TIME
319
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,728
TO BE THINKING ABOUT
YOUR APPEARANCE.
320
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,432
[whispers] MAX!
321
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,807
HE'S OUT COLD, MAX.
322
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:22,577
I KNOW. I HOPE HE HASN'T
SUFFERED A LOSS OF MEMORY.
323
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:26,070
HE OWES ME $13,000
FROM THE POOL GAME.
324
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,161
- OH, HI, CHIEF.
- MAX, THE ASSIGNMENT
IS OVER.
325
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,663
WE'VE GOT THE SHARK. WE'VE
GOT THE DECODING MACHINE.
326
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:44,166
- THERE'S NO NEED TO
PLAY POOL ANY LONGER.
- I KNOW, CHIEF,
327
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:47,502
BUT I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF PRACTICING,
AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
328
00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,571
YOU REMEMBER THAT
SHOT I TRIED TO MAKE ONCE
329
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,527
WHERE I MAKE THE CUE
BALL GO AROUND ONE BALL
330
00:23:51,551 --> 00:23:53,374
AND KNOCK THE OTHER
BALL INTO THE POCKET?
331
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:55,410
I'LL NEVER FORGET
IT. MAX, PLEASE.
332
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,913
WE'VE JUST PUT A NEW
CLOTH ON THE TABLE.
333
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:02,150
DON'T BE SILLY, CHIEF. I'M
NOT GOING TO RIP THE CLOTH.
334
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,108
TSK.
335
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,580
MAX!
336
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,929
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