All language subtitles for Get Smart S01E15 Survival of the Fattest.DVDRip.HI.cc.en.HBO

[theme music playing]

[Middle Eastern music playing]

- [music stops]
- FOOD, MORE FOOD, I'M
RUNNING OUT OF FOOD.

WHAT KIND OF A HOTEL IS THIS?

- [knocks on door]
- THAT'S THE ROOM SERVICE.

[chuckles]

GOOD AFTERNOON.
I'M BILL BAMFORD,

PRESIDENT OF THE
RAMAT-AMERICAN OIL COMPANY.

- I'D LIKE
TO SEE PRINCE SULLY.
- COME IN, MR. BAMFORD.

GOOD AFTERNOON, YOUR MAJESTY.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. I'M HERE
TO WELCOME YOU TO THE UNITED STATES.

THANK YOU.

YOUR MAJESTY, MY COMPANY FEELS
THAT IF YOU COULD GET TOGETHER...

MR. BAMFORD, PLEASE, I WILL
DISCUSS ANYTHING YOU WISH

AS SOON AS I HAVE
FINISHED MY LUNCH.

- AND THAT WILL BE...
- IN ABOUT FOUR HOURS.

[knocks on door]

- DO YOU WANT SOME HELP?
- NO. IT'S A REFRIGERATOR,
YOUR HIGHNESS.

OH, UH, PUT IT IN
THE CORNER, PLEASE.

TELL ME, ARE ALL YOUR
AMERICAN GIRLS LIKE THAT?

NO, YOUR HIGHNESS, SOME
ARE REDHEADS AND BRUNETTES.

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
YOURSELF AT HOME?

UH, PUT YOUR COAT IN THE CLOSET.

THANK YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS.

THIS IS 86 CALLING CONTROL.
THIS IS 86 CALLING CONTROL.

COME IN, CONTROL.

HELLO, CHIEF? MAX. I'M IN
THE PRINCE'S HOTEL ROOM.

WE THINK THERE'S A PLOT AFOOT TO KIDNAP
HIM SO DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

I'VE CHECKED OUT EVERY
CORNER OF THE HOTEL

AND THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO
SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS ANYWHERE.

[grunts]

[grunts, screams]

CARLA, THE UNIFORM.

CARLA, HELP ME WITH HIM.

I'LL KEEP MY EYE ON HIM EVERY
SINGLE MINUTE OF THE TIME, CHIEF.

I ONLY HAVE ONE
MESSAGE TO REPORT...

"DON'T WORRY."
REPEAT: "DON'T WORRY."

- WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
- HANG ON, CHIEF,
I'LL SEE.

CHIEF, ABOUT THAT
MESSAGE I JUST GAVE YOU...

CHANGE IT TO "WORRY."

REPEAT: "WORRY."

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MAX, TRY TO THINK HARD. WHAT
HAPPENED IN THAT HOTEL ROOM?

HOW DID SULLY DISAPPEAR?

THERE MUST BE SOME
CLUE THAT YOU OVERLOOKED.

I'VE TOLD YOU, CHIEF... NOTHING
UNUSUAL HAPPENED IN THE HOTEL ROOM,

EXCEPT THAT THE PRINCE
NEVER STOPPED EATING

- FROM THE MOMENT I ENTERED.
- OF COURSE HE DIDN'T,

- HE'S TRYING
TO GAIN 35 LBS.!
- OF COURSE...

- WHY?
- MAX, LOOK, THIS IS RAMAT,
THE PRINCE'S COUNTRY.

EVERY YEAR HIS FOLLOWERS
GIVE HIM HIS WEIGHT IN GOLD.

THAT'S THE MONEY THAT
KEEPS THEIR COUNTRY SOLVENT!

OH, SO IT'S THE
SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST.

A LITTLE PLAY ON WORDS.

IF THE PRINCE DOESN'T
WEIGH 300 LBS...

- NO GOLD.
- AND A NEW FACTION TAKES
OVER THE GOVERNMENT,

A FACTION THAT HAS ALREADY DEMONSTRATED
ITS UNFRIENDLINESS TO THE UNITED STATES.

WELL, CHIEF, THEN THAT MEANS THAT
RAMAT'S OIL SUPPLY TO THE UNITED STATES

- WILL BE CUT OFF.
- THAT'S THE PICTURE.

WELL, THEN, IF THE PRINCE
HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED...

WHY, THEY'LL BE
TRYING TO REDUCE HIM.

THAT'S RIGHT. WE HAVE
EXACTLY 48 HOURS TO FIND HIM,

BRING HIM BACK AND FATTEN
HIM UP FOR THE WEIGH-IN.

NOW, MAX, TRY TO THINK HARD.

ISN'T THERE SOME
LITTLE SOMETHING

THAT HAPPENED IN THAT HOTEL
ROOM THAT YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN?

SORRY, CHIEF.

I'M AFRAID I'LL JUST
HAVE TO SUBMIT MYSELF...

- TO THE GRILL TEAM.
- THE GRILL TEAM?

BUT THEY'RE ONLY USED TO GET
INFORMATION OUT OF ENEMY AGENTS.

WE'VE NEVER USED
THEM ON OUR OWN MEN.

I KNOW, CHIEF, BUT IF THEY CAN
GET INFORMATION OUT OF THE ENEMY,

THEN MAYBE THEY CAN
GET SOMETHING OUT OF ME.

MAYBE THERE'S AN IMPORTANT CLUE

LOCKED IN MY UNCONSCIOUS MIND.

[grunts]

AGENT 86, YOU MUST
REMEMBER SOMETHING.

WATER, WATER...

- I'VE GOTTA HAVE SOME WATER.
- HERE, MAX. THIS'LL HELP.

DON'T GIVE ME ANY WATER, CHIEF!

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO BREAK DOWN AND TALK?

SORRY, MAX, I JUST CAN'T
THINK OF YOU AS AN...

- AS AN ENEMY AGENT.
- [pants]

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING,

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
UNUSUAL THAT I MISSED.

PLEASE HIT ME JUST ONCE MORE.

BUT, MAX, I CAN'T.

MY HAND'S BEGINNING TO HURT.

PLEASE, ONCE MORE, FOR CONTROL.

MAX, THINK VERY CLEARLY...

DID ANYTHING UNUSUAL
HAPPEN IN THE HOTEL ROOM?

I'VE TRIED TO TELL
YOU 100 TIMES, CHIEF...

NOTHING UNUSUAL HAPPENED!

THE PRINCE WAS SITTING ON
THE SOFA; AND THE HAREM GIRL;

AND THE BODYGUARD
WAS SERVING THE FOOD;

AND THE CHAMBERMAID
CARRIED IN THE REFRIGERATOR.

All three: THE CHAMBERMAID
CARRIED IN THE REFRIGERATOR?

HOLD IT, CHIEF, I JUST
REMEMBERED SOMETHING UNUSUAL.

THE CHAMBERMAID CARRIED
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.

THE CHAMBERMAID
WITH SUPERSTRENGTH...

[snaps fingers] OF COURSE,
MARY "JACK" ARMSTRONG.

RIGHT. WHO?

MARY JACK ARMSTRONG, THE STRONGEST
FEMALE COUNTERSPY IN THE WORLD.

MAX, YOU'VE GOT TO
BE ESPECIALLY CAREFUL.

SHE IS GORGEOUS AND DEADLY.

SO AM I.

YES, SLIP ON THIS
COAT, MR. SMART.

NOW, LOOK LOOK LOOK...

[chuckles] WE'VE SEWN A HOMING
DEVICE IN THIS SHOULDER.

I'LL TURN IT ON BY
PRESSING THE BUTTON.

IT WILL LET US KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE AT ALL TIMES.

OH, YOU MEAN I JUST DO THIS.

OH, NOW YOU'VE TURNED IT OFF.

LEAVE IT OFF, MAX, UNTIL YOU
FIND OUT WHERE THE PRINCE IS.

- THEN ACTIVATE IT,
AND WE MOVE IN.
- RIGHT, CHIEF.

AND HERE IS A NEW
NECKTIE FOR YOU, MR. SMART.

AN AVOCADO TIE WITH A GREY SUIT?

WELL, I SUPPOSE
THIS WILL MAKE ME #11.

- #11?
- YES, CHIEF.

I AM ONE OF THE 10 BEST-DRESSED
SPIES IN THE COUNTRY.

OH, NO NO NO, THIS IS A VERY
POPULAR SHADE AMONG SCIENTISTS,

AND IT'S NO ORDINARY TIE.
IT'S ACTUALLY A CONTAINER.

NOW THIS LIQUID IS
A NEWLY-DEVELOPED

INSTANT TRUTH SERUM.

- POUR IT IN LIKE THIS...
- [trickling]

THE LIQUID GOES THROUGH
THE TUBE IN THE BACK OF THE TIE,

AND WHEN YOU TURN

THE SPIGOT ON THE CLASP,

THE LIQUID FLOWS OUT. [whistles]

IF YOU CAN GET THIS SERUM INTO SOMETHING
THAT MARY JACK ARMSTRONG WILL DRINK,

YOU CAN FIND OUT IMMEDIATELY
WHERE SHE'S GOT THE PRINCE CAPTIVE.

BUT YOU ONLY HAVE ABOUT
15 SECONDS TO QUESTION HER

- BEFORE SHE'LL LOSE
CONSCIOUSNESS.
- GOT YA, CHIEF.

CHIEF, DID YOU MAKE
MY HOTEL RESERVATIONS?

YES, YOU HAVE THE SAME
ROOM THE PRINCE OCCUPIED.

I THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO
CONTACT THEM FROM THERE.

THE HOTEL IS ONLY
TWO BLOCKS FROM HERE,

SO IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG
WE'LL BE THERE WITHIN A MINUTE.

NOW, MAX, THIS IS
A DANGEROUS ONE.

THIS WOMAN IS RUTHLESS
AND A POTENTIAL KILLER.

YOU'LL BE RISKING YOUR
LIFE EVERY MOMENT.

AND...

LOVING IT.

IT'S IMPERATIVE WE CONTINUE
TO REDUCE THE PRINCE'S WEIGHT

FOR ANOTHER 48 HOURS.

BY THAT TIME NOTHING WILL HELP.

I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO
SEE WHAT SMART IS UP TO.

[knocks on door]

COME IN.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE THIS, SIR?

I'M AFRAID YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE.
I DIDN'T ORDER ANY CHAMPAGNE.

WELL, IT'S COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOTEL...
YOU ARE OUR ONE-MILLIONTH GUEST.

OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW
THE HOTEL WAS THAT BIG.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN DO FOR YOU, SIR?

UH...

[grunting] YOU DON'T
HAPPEN TO HAVE...

- A CORKSCREW, DO YOU?
- OH, I'LL DO IT
FOR YOU, SIR.

HERE YOU ARE.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO?

OH, WELL, AS LONG
AS YOU'RE HERE,

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A DRINK WITH ME?

I HAVE NO ONE
ELSE TO DRINK WITH.

IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE, SIR.

THERE YOU ARE. I DON'T
BELIEVE I CAUGHT YOUR NAME.

- MARY.
- MARY. AH!

"MARY" IS A GRAND OLD NAME.

WELL, MARY, HERE'S
TO YOUR STRENGTH...

UH, YOUR HEALTH.

- THANK YOU, MR...
- OH, I'M SORRY.

UH... BILL BAMFORD,

- PRESIDENT OF THE RAMAT-
AMERICAN OIL COMPANY.
- I'VE SEEN MR. BAMFORD.

HE'S A TALL 60-YEAR-OLD
MAN WITH GREY HAIR.

- HE WAS A GUEST
IN THE HOTEL ONCE.
- OH.

WELL, HOW ABOUT FRED
LAMISTER, MUNITIONS?

- I THINK
I'VE SEEN HIM.
- OH.

HARRY SCHLURB, TOY MANUFACTURER?

- WELL...
- MERVIN GRIBBS, CALLING-
CARD MANUFACTURER?

- I'VE NEVER MET
THE MAN.
- AH!

THEN MEET MERVIN GRIBBS.

HERE, LET ME FILL
YOUR GLASS FOR YOU.

HERE WE ARE.

OOPS, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

COULD YOU GET A
TOWEL FOR ME, PLEASE?

OH, YES.

[fizzing]

- HERE YOU ARE, SIR.
- OH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

WON'T YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE?

IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?

UH, WELL, NO. UH, THE WINE
SEEMS A LITTLE STRONG.

I THINK IT'S TRYING TO ESCAPE.

OH.

1955...

THAT WAS A TURBULENT YEAR.

YOU SEEM TO KNOW A
GREAT DEAL ABOUT WINE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I
SORT OF PRIDE MYSELF

ON TRYING TO KNOW A
LITTLE BIT ABOUT EVERYTHING...

WINE, WOMEN, FOOD.

- WHAT ABOUT ART?
- ART?

I'VE OFTEN WONDERED WHO PAINTED
THAT PICTURE ON THE WALL BEHIND YOU.

I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO
MAKE OUT THE SIGNATURE.

- WHAT PICTURE?
- THERE.

WELL, I'M NOT QUITE SURE,

BUT I THINK IT PROBABLY
WAS THE SAME ARTIST

THAT PAINTED THAT PICTURE
OVER THERE IN THE CORNER.

HOW CLEVER OF YOU TO NOTICE.

THEN HE PROBABLY
WAS THE SAME ARTIST

WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR
THAT PICTURE OVER THE DESK.

- WHAT PICTURE?
- THAT ONE.

- DO I HAVE TO LOOK?
- YES.

[scrapes]

- IS IT MY TURN?
- YES.

OKAY.

WELL, SHALL WE DRINK UP?

WELL, MARY JACK ARMSTRONG,

IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE
HAD THE LAST SWITCH.

- DOES IT?
- YES.

AND IN EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS,
WHEN THAT DRUG TAKES EFFECT,

YOU WILL TELL ME EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

YOU WILL TELL ME...

MY NAME IS MAXWELL
SMART, SECRET AGENT 86,

AND I WAS SENT HERE BY
CONTROL TO RESCUE THE PRINCE

AND FATTEN HIM UP FOR THE WEIGH-IN,
AND YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYTHING OUT OF ME.

IT'S WEARING OFF.

- WHERE AM I?
- YOU'RE IN MY PRIVATE
MASSAGE PARLOR

AND REDUCING SALON ON
THE TOP FLOOR OF THE HOTEL.

WELL, I'LL JUST TAKE
A LITTLE RUBDOWN

AND A FEW LAPS ON THE BIKE

AND THEN I'M AFRAID
I'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.

VERY FUNNY, MR. SMART.
AND DON'T TRY TO GET FREE.

YOU'LL ONLY HURT
YOURSELF IF YOU STRUGGLE.

LATER ON WE'LL DISPOSE OF YOU.

IS THERE ANYTHING
ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO SAY?

YES. YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST.

MR. SMART, I DON'T
THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.

YOU ARE MY PRISONER, AND THE
ONLY REASON YOU'RE STILL ALIVE

IS BECAUSE NOW THAT WE
KNOW CONTROL IS ON OUR TRAIL

YOU CAN HELP US TO LEAD
THEM DOWN A BLIND ALLEY.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TO THE PRINCE?

MERELY GETTING HIM IN
SHAPE FOR THE WEIGH-IN.

CARLA, WHAT IS HIS WEIGHT?

HE'S DOWN TO 274 LBS.

Max: ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT, PRINCE SULLY?

YES, BUT I CAN FEEL
MYSELF GETTING THINNER.

WELL, HANG ON, YOUR
MAJESTY, AND THINK FAT.

RELEASE HIM.

YOU MAY LOWER YOUR
HANDS, MR. SMART.

I CAN'T. MY SHOULDERS
ARE LOCKED.

RHONDA, FIX
MR. SMART'S SHOULDER.

THERE!

NOW, MR. SMART, YOU WILL
TELEPHONE YOUR CHIEF,

AND YOU WILL GIVE HIM SOME
INFORMATION AS TO WHERE YOU ARE...

INFORMATION THAT WILL BE,
OF COURSE, TOTALLY FALSE.

AND WHAT IF I REFUSE?

THEN I SHALL MAKE YOU DO IT.

YOU AND WHO ELSE?

GOT AN ANSWER FOR
EVERYTHING, HAVEN'T YOU?

TAKE MR. SMART TO THE PHONE.

NOW BE VERY CAREFUL, MR. SMART.

ONE WRONG WORD,
AND RHONDA AND CARLA

WILL SEE THAT IT'S YOUR LAST.

ALL RIGHT, JUST WHAT IS
IT YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

MERELY TELL YOUR CHIEF
THAT EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT,

YOU'VE DISCOVERED
NOTHING SO FAR,

AND YOU WILL CALL
HIM BACK IF YOU DO.

- HELLO?
- MAX?

- YES, CHIEF.
- WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE, CHIEF. YOU KNOW
ME... NEVER ANY PROBLEMS.

HE MUST BE IN TROUBLE.

WE JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
YOU'RE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB, MAX,

AND THAT YOU DESERVE A
BIG PAT ON THE SHOULDER.

- A PAT ON THE SHOULDER?
- THAT'S RIGHT, SMART,

A PAT ON THE SHOULDER.

UH...

OKAY, CHIEF, AND DON'T
WORRY ABOUT A THING.

I don't need any
more help on this case

than I did on my last case.

PARKER, HOW MANY MEN DO WE HAVE?

- OKAY, WHAT NOW?
- NOTHING.

YOU'RE FREE TO WATCH US
REDUCE THE PRINCE, IF YOU LIKE.

CARLA AND I ARE GOING TO TURN
THE MACHINE UP ALL THE WAY.

RHONDA WILL TEND TO YOUR NEEDS.

WATCH HIM.

YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING
AWFULLY CHILLY IN HERE.

UH, WOULD YOU MIND
IF I PUT ON MY COAT?

WHY NOT?

THANK YOU.

AH, THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER.

- [beeping]
- OH, CHIEF, SMART'S
SIGNAL JUST WENT ON.

GET A READING ON HIS LOCATION.

- WHAT DID YOU
DO THAT FOR?
- HMM?

WHAT DID I DO WHAT FOR?

YOU SLAPPED YOUR SHOULDER.

- I DID?
- YES,

RIGHT HERE.

- IT JUST WENT OFF.
- WHAT?

THE SIGNAL IS GONE!

YOU MEAN, I JUST
PICKED UP AND...

SLAPPED MY SHOULDER LIKE THIS?

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
REASON WHY YOU KEEP DOING THIS.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

IT'S KIND OF A LITTLE
NERVOUS HABIT WITH ME.

LOOK, IT'S MY NERVOUS
HABIT, NOT YOURS.

[falters] WHAT DO YOU
THINK IT'S HAPPENING?

[sighs] I DON'T KNOW.

COULD HE BE PLAYING LEAPFROG?

THERE WE ARE.

NORTH... NORTHWEST.

THERE. THERE. I
THINK THIS IS IT.

LISTEN, RHONDA, YOU
LOOK LIKE A SENSIBLE GIRL.

I THINK YOU AND I
CAN MAKE A DEAL.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY, MR. SMART?

YOU LET ME ESCAPE

AND I'LL SEE THAT
YOU GET OFF EASY.

- HOW EASY?
- WELL, I CAN'T MAKE
ANY PROMISES,

BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS MUCH:

THE LAW HAS A VERY
SOFT SPOT IN ITS HEART

FOR BIG BEAUTIFUL SPIES.

- MARY JACK!
- YES?

SMART WANTS ME
TO HELP HIM ESCAPE.

OH, HE DOES? WELL, LOCK
HIM IN THE STEAM ROOM...

A LITTLE 150 HEAT
OUGHT TO SOFTEN HIM UP.

COME ON!

- GET IN, SMART.
- COME ON.

[Carla screams]

ALL RIGHT, MARY JACK ARMSTRONG,

YOU AND I ARE GONNA TAKE A LITTLE
TRIP DOWN TO CONTROL HEADQUARTERS.

YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO FALL
FOR THAT OLD TRICK, DO YOU?

- THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE
BUT YOUR HAND.
- ALL RIGHT,

GET YOUR HANDS UP AND
DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES.

NOW, MR. SMART, I'M
GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF.

WHAT HAPPENED?!

THE OLD FINGER-IN-THE-GUN TRICK.

THAT'S THE SECOND TIME
I'VE USED IT THIS MONTH.

PRETTY CLEVER, DON'T YOU THINK?

ALL RIGHT, MARY JACK, LET'S GO.

INTO THE STEAM ROOM!
COME ON, MOVE OUT!

[grunts]

[sighs]

WHAT KIND OF A GUN
IS THAT, MR. SMART?

IT'S A .22-CALIBER
FINGER... FIRES TWO SHOTS.

[rumbling]

ALL RIGHT, STAY WHERE YOU
ARE. DON'T ANYBODY MOVE!

YOUR FINGER'S EMPTY, MR. SMART.

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG, MARY JACK.

I STILL HAVE ONE SHOT LEFT.

- NO, YOU DON'T.
- YES, I DO.

NO, I DON'T.

YOU HAVE BECOME A
NUISANCE, MR. SMART.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT
I DO WITH NUISANCES?

YOU IGNORE THEM AND
HOPE THEY'LL GO AWAY?

- WRONG.
- WRONG.

YOU DON'T IGNORE THEM
AND HOPE THEY'LL GO AWAY.

WRONG.

- WRONG AGAIN.
- I DISPOSE OF THEM

- ONCE AND FOR ALL!
- THAT WAS MY NEXT
GUESS.

CARLA, RHONDA.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, MARY JACK...

COME ON, THE WINDOW.

Chief: DROP THAT AGENT!

TAKE THOSE TWO DOWN TO
HEADQUARTERS. LEAVE HER.

- GOOD WORK, MAX.
- [groans]

THANK YOU, CHIEF, BUT
I WISH YOU WOULD BE

A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL
WITH YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS.

YOU KNOW, THEY COULD HAVE
DROPPED ME THE OTHER WAY.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAX.

LISTEN, CHIEF, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO WITH MARY JACK.

THERE'S NO PRISON
BUILT THAT CAN HOLD HER.

SHE'S THE STRONGEST,
TOUGHEST, MOST VICIOUS OPPONENT

I'VE EVER FACED
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

HELLO, MARY.

MARY?

HELLO, THADDEUS.

UM, I'M THE CHIEF NOW.

OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU'D BEEN PROMOTED.

WELL, OF COURSE WE
COULDN'T PUBLISH IT.

I'VE TRIED TO WRITE
TO YOU, BUT THE...

WELL, THE ONLY ADDRESS
I HAD WAS "CARE OF KAOS."

WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

YES, IT HAS. YOU'VE BECOME

EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL,
IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.

AND YOU LOOK
RATHER DISTINGUISHED.

WELL, IT'S PROBABLY
THE GRAY HAIR.

THAT WILL BE ALL, MAX.

- I LIKE IT.
- THANK YOU.

UH, MARY, I DON'T MEAN TO PRY,

BUT HOW DID A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU

EVER GET INTO THIS
ROTTEN BUSINESS?

WELL, THADDEUS, IT'S A LIVING.

THEY KNOW EACH OTHER?

YES, PRINCE, THAT'S
THE WONDERFUL THING

ABOUT THE ESPIONAGE BUSINESS...

YOU MAKE FRIENDSHIPS
THAT LAST FOREVER.

DID THE PRINCE GET BACK TO
HIS COUNTRY IN TIME, CHIEF?

HE MADE IT JUST IN
TIME FOR THE WEIGH-IN.

DID HE MAKE THE 300-LB. MINIMUM?

OH, HE WEIGHED IN
AT EXACTLY 240 LBS.

- THEN HE LOST HIS KINGDOM.
- NO, THEY GAVE HIM
THE GOLD ANYWAY.

HOW COME?

THE PRINCE WAS IN SUCH
GREAT SHAPE PHYSICALLY

FROM THE REDUCING MACHINE

THAT THE WOMEN OF RAMAT
HAVE MADE HIM A MATINEE IDOL.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

THEIR WHOLE STYLE IS CHANGED.

THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
IS ON A CRASH DIET.

THAT'S WONDERFUL, CHIEF.

OH, INCIDENTALLY, THE
PRINCE SENT YOU A GIFT

IN APPRECIATION OF YOUR
SERVICES TO HIM AND TO HIS COUNTRY.

THAT'S VERY NICE
OF THE PRINCE, CHIEF.

NOW, MAX, YOU KNOW THE POLICY
OF CONTROL ON THINGS LIKE THAT.

CONTROL AGENTS ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO ACCEPT GRATUITIES.

I KNOW THAT, CHIEF. DON'T WORRY,

I'LL SEND IT BACK TOMORROW.

[Middle Eastern music playing]

WOULD YOU BELIEVE THE
DAY AFTER TOMORROW?

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