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CALLING KROCHANSKA.

CALLING KROCHANSKA.

ACCORDING TO MY
PREVIOUS OBSERVATION,

THE COURIER SHOULD BE
REMOVING THE BRIEFCASE...

NOW.

DROP IT. I SAID DROP
IT, OR I'LL SHOOT.

SO YOU ARE THE THIEF.

WELL THAT SOLVES ONE MYSTERY.

Now, who are you working for?

THE PELLET,
KROCHANSKA. THE PELLET.

[coughing]

Max: SLIDE FOUR, CHIEF.
THIS WAS TAKEN ABOARD

THE ORIENT EXPRESS BY THE
AUSTRIAN POLICE IN INNSBRUCK.

THE SUBJECT IS
AGENT 85, DECEASED.

AGENT 85 WAS THE FOURTH
COURIER TO LEAVE PARIS

WITH A BRIEFCASE
CHAINED TO HIS WRIST.

NOT ONE REACHED
HIS DESTINATION ALIVE.

YOUR CONCLUSION, 86?

- SUICIDE, CHIEF.
- SUICIDE?

BUT MAX, HE WAS GASSED.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HIS DRINKING HABITS, 99,

BUT THERE'S A SUICIDE
NOTE ON THE FLOOR.

THAT'S HIS TICKET.

OH.

SLIDE FIVE.

SO WE BID A FOND FAREWELL

TO THE PACIFIC PARADISE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF.
THAT'S ANOTHER CASE.

- WHO IS THAT?
- GEORGE ROBINSON.

KAOS AGENT, HAWAIIAN BRANCH.

- FABULOUS DISGUISE.
- I SAW THROUGH IT IN ONLY
ONE MINUTE.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE
IT? ONE MINUTE.

I FIND THAT VERY
DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE TWO MINUTES?

I DON'T THINK SO.

HOW ABOUT OUR FOURTH DATE?

[theme music playing]

THE ENEMY KNOWS WE
MUST SEND ANOTHER COURIER.

OUR ONE CHANCE IS THAT THEY
WON'T BE EXPECTING A WOMAN.

I UNDERSTAND, CHIEF,
I'LL DO THE BEST I CAN.

IT'S A DIRTY, DANGEROUS JOB.

IT WILL REQUIRE INTELLIGENCE,

DETERMINATION AND ICY NERVES.

WILL I BE ISSUED A
DESTRUCT PELLET, CHIEF?

- YES, 99.
- WAIT A MINUTE,
CHIEF.

YOU'RE NOT THINKING
OF SENDING HER?

- SHE'S A WOMAN.
- MAX, THANK YOU.

BEING A WOMAN IS THE
REASON WE CHOSE HER.

FOUR MEN FAILED...

AGENTS 82 THROUGH 85.

NOW, THIS BRIEFCASE
MUST BE GOTTEN TO B-12,

SOMEWHERE IN THE BALKANS.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, CHIEF.

AND IT'S REAL LEATHER TOO.
DO YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE IT?

MAX, IT CONTAINS A
HALF MILLION DOLLARS.

HE'LL LOVE IT.

IT'S THE PAYROLL FOR OUR FREELANCE
AGENTS BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN.

THEY HAVEN'T BEEN
PAID IN FIVE MONTHS.

IF THEY COMPLAIN TO THE GRIEVANCE
COMMITTEE OF THE SPIES GUILD EAST

WE ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.

WHY, THOSE BABIES ARE
MURDER AT THE BARGAINING TABLE.

WHY, DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY GET
DISABILITY COMPENSATION FOR FLESH WOUNDS?

MAX, MAY I GET ON
WITH THIS BRIEFING?

CARRY ON, CHIEF.

NOW, 99, THIS SECURITY BRIEFCASE
HAS JUST BEEN DEVELOPED BY THE LAB.

ONCE IT IS ATTACHED TO THE WRIST, THERE
ARE ONLY TWO WAYS OF GETTING IT OFF.

- ONE BY USING A KEY.
- GOOD.

HOWEVER THERE IS ONLY ONE
KEY THAT WILL FIT THIS LOCK.

ANYONE TRYING TO USE ANOTHER KEY

WILL RECEIVE 5,000 VOLTS
OF ELECTRICITY THROUGH HIM.

- WOW!
- WHERE IS THE ONE KEY
THAT FITS, CHIEF?

B-12, THE AGENT WHO WILL
BE RECEIVING THIS BRIEFCASE,

ALREADY HAS IT. HE'LL
BE ONBOARD THE TRAIN.

- HOW WILL I KNOW HIM?
- YOU'LL RECEIVE FURTHER
INSTRUCTIONS

FROM OUR CONTACTS
ONBOARD THE TRAIN.

THIS CERTAINLY IS AN
INGENIOUS DEVICE, CHIEF.

YOU JUST CLAP IT ON
YOUR WRIST, RIGHT?

AND THERE'S ONLY
TWO WAYS TO GET IT OFF.

ONE IS WITH THE
KEY ON THE... TRAIN.

IN THE...

- WHAT'S THE OTHER WAY,
CHIEF?
- AMPUTATION.

AMPUTATION.

OH, MAX. YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THAT FOR ME.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL
BE TAKING A LONG TRIP, 86.

NOW LET'S GO TO THE
LAB. MAYBE MINELLI

HAS COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT
WILL GIVE YOU A FIGHTING CHANCE.

MAX, THAT WAS THE
NOBLEST, BRAVEST

MOST HEROIC THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.

THANK YOU.

MAYBE I COULD SOAK MY WRIST.

MAX, I DON'T THINK YOU'VE MET

OUR NEW SPECIAL WEAPONS
ADVISOR, DR. MINELLI.

DR. MINELLI, THIS IS
AGENT 86, MAXWELL SMART.

- I BELIEVE YOU KNOW 99.
- YES, I DO.

- HOW ARE YOU, SMART?
- NICE TO MEET YOU, MINELLI.

I SEE YOU PLAY CHESS.

WELL, I AMUSE MYSELF WITH A
GAME OR TWO NOW AND THEN.

SO DO I. WELL, I SEE

YOU'VE GOT AN INTERESTING
PROBLEM HERE, BUT I...

THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER.

THAT'S CHECKERS.

WELL, WHAT'S NEW IN
SPECIAL WEAPONS, MINELLI?

WHAT YOU HAVE IN MIND, SMART?

DR. MINELLI, ALL OF THE
AGENTS WHO WERE KILLED

WHERE VICTIMS OF
A HIGHLY TOXIC GAS.

I WONDER IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO GIVE 86 THAT WILL PROTECT HIM.

I THINK I GOT JUST THE THING.

HERE. HEY, TRY THIS ON, SMART.

OH. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

BUT I THINK IT'LL CLASH WITH MY
TRENCH COAT, DON'T YOU, CHIEF?

WHEN YOU YANK DOWN ON THE RIM,

THE BOWLER CONVERTS
INTO A GAS MASK.

LOVELY.

CHIEF, SHOULD I ISSUE 86
A PAIR OF STRATO SHOES?

A PAIR OF WHAT?

STRATO SHOES... IT'S ONE OF
DR. MINELLI'S LATEST DEVELOPMENTS.

LET'S LOOK AT THEM.

THE WEARER OF THESE SHOES,

CAN OBTAIN INSTANT HEIGHT BY
MERELY KNOCKING HIS HEELS TOGETHER.

IT'S A MARVELOUS DEVICE FOR
INSTANT ESCAPE FROM DANGER.

I DON'T THINK I
QUITE UNDERSTAND.

WELL, I'LL DEMONSTRATE
USING JUST ONE SHOE.

NOW, HERE'S THE ACTIVATING
MECHANISM INSIDE THIS HEEL.

NOW, WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN I PRESS IT.

[air wooshes]

THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

YES, BUT EXACTLY
WHAT DOES IT DO?

THERE'S A MINIATURE CAPSULE
OF HIGHLY COMPRESSED AIR

BURIED INSIDE EACH HEEL.

NOW CLICKING THE HILLS
TOGETHER SETS OFF A JET STREAM

THAT LIFTS THE WEARER
OFF THE GROUND.

BUT WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU ONLY ACTIVATE

ONE OF THE SHOES WHILE
YOU'RE WEARING THEM?

WELL, I IMAGINE YOU'D DRIVE
YOUR LEG UP THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

THEN YOU'D ADVISE AGAINST THAT?

CHIEF, HAVE YOU GIVEN 86

A FULL EXPLANATION
OF THE BRIEFCASE?

EXCEPT THE ALARM SYSTEM.

NOW, OF COURSE YOU
KNOW ABOUT THE KEY.

AGENT B-12 HAS THE ONLY
KEY THAT WILL OPEN THE LOCK.

AND HE WILL BE
SOMEWHERE ON THAT TRAIN.

OH YES, I REMEMBER NOW. A
WRONG KEY INSERTED IN THIS LOCK

WILL SET OFF AN ELECTRICAL
CHARGE OF 5,000 VOLTS.

AND OF COURSE THE NOISE
WILL BRING HELP RUNNING.

WHAT NOISE?

YOUR SCREAMS.

MY SCREAMS?

NOW, ONE MORE QUESTION...

WHAT IF SOMEONE TRIES
TO TAKE THE BRIEFCASE

AWAY FROM ME WITHOUT
BREAKING THE LOCK?

THE SLIGHTEST TUG ON THAT CHAIN

WILL SET OFF A SIREN YOU CAN
HEAR FOR A MILE AND A QUARTER.

- HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE ALARM?
- WELL, YOU JUST PUSH
THE BUTTON.

WELL, CHIEF, I GUESS
THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP.

I THINK I'M JUST
ABOUT READY TO GO.

- [switch clicks]
- [alarm blaring]

- WHERE IS IT?
- IT'S ON THE OTHER END.

- WHAT OTHER END?
- THIS END.

[train whistle blares]

[alarm blares]

- [button clicks]
- [blaring stops]

- 44?
- YES, 86. WELCOME ABOARD.

I WAS TOLD THAT YOU'D
BE MY FIRST CONTACT.

- CORRECT.
- YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR ME?

YES.

WELL?

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU THIS, 86...

I HAVEN'T BEEN
PAID IN FIVE MONTHS.

YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT, 44.

THAT'S WHAT THIS
MISSION IS ALL ABOUT.

NOW, CAN I PLEASE
HAVE THE MESSAGE?

I MEAN AFTER ALL, 86, SECRET
AGENTS HAVE TO LIVE TOO.

NOW, THE SPIES' STANDARD
AGREEMENT CLEARLY STATES...

YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE
SPIES' STANDARD AGREEMENT,

AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU'LL GET PAID
JUST AS SOON AS I DELIVER THE BRIEFCASE.

NOW, CAN I HAVE THE
MESSAGE, PLEASE?

YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING
COSTS SO MUCH TODAY.

GUNS AND KNIVES ARE EXPENSIVE,

POISON IS UP,

AND STRANGLING
WIRE IS $6.80 A YARD.

PLEASE, 44.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT COSTS TODAY

TO BUILD A HALFWAY
DECENT INFERNAL MACHINE?

ALL RIGHT, 44. ALL RIGHT.

[train whistle blares]

HERE, THIS SHOULD TIDE
YOU OVER FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

THANKS, 86.

YOU KNOW, I EVEN HAD TO
PAY TO GET ON THIS TRAIN?

AND THIS IS A FIRST-CLASS
MEDICINE CHEST.

YES, I KNOW, I KNOW, 44.

NOW WILL YOU PLEASE
GIVE ME THE MESSAGE?

HERE. MAKE SURE YOU DESTROY IT.

RIGHT.

[door opens]

IS ANYONE IN HERE?

YES, THIS IS MY COMPARTMENT.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT I
WONDER IF I MIGHT JUST LEAVE

SOME OF MY MERCHANDISE
IN YOUR COMPARTMENT.

THERE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE ROOM IN MINE.

CERTAINLY. HERE,
LET ME HELP YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. I CERTAINLY
APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL JUST SIT
DOWN AND REST FOR A MOMENT,

I'M QUITE EXHAUSTED.

MY NAME, BY THE
WAY, IS MR. ERNST.

I'M MAXWELL SMART.

[snores]

- WHAT IS IT?
- SHH.

I'M NOT ALONE.

AND I HAD TO DESTROY THE FIRST
MESSAGE. DO YOU HAVE A COPY?

WELL, YOU KNOW, 86,
SECRET MESSAGE PAPER

DOESN'T GROW ON TREES.

ALL RIGHT, 44. HOW MUCH?

- $5.00.
- $5.00?

THAT'S THE GOING PRICE.

OR THREE FOR $10.00.

NO, I'LL JUST TAKE ONE.

THANKS.

SORRY TO DISTURB YOU, SIR, BUT I
WONDERED IF YOU'D LIKE SOME DINNER.

NO THANK YOU. I JUST ATE.

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE A
MENU AND YOU CAN ORDER LATER.

THANK YOU.

INCIDENTALLY, TONIGHT...

TALK ABOUT CHEAP!

- AGAIN?
- YES.

INCIDENTALLY, THOSE SECRET
MESSAGES TASTE TERRIBLE.

WHAT KIND OF INK ARE YOU USING?

YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH GOOD INK COSTS?

NEVER MIND, 44. DO YOU HAVE
ANOTHER COPY OF THE MESSAGE?

SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THREE FOR 10.

CAN'T YOU JUST READ IT TO ME?

OKAY.

AND KEEP YOUR VOICE LOW.

THE BRIEFCASE WILL BE PICKED UP

BY AGENT B-12

WHO WILL USE THE
PASSWORD "TANGANYIKA."

- "TANGANYIKA"?
- "TANGANYIKA."

- IS THAT ALL?
- THAT'S ALL.

[door opens]

OH, I'M SORRY, I SEE THAT
MONSIEUR IS STILL HAVING HIS DINNER.

YOU CAN PUT MY BAGS UP THERE.

YES, MADAME.

I BELIEVE THIS IS A
PRIVATE COMPARTMENT.

[Romanian accent] OH, KIND
SIR, IS JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE

AND THERE'S NO
OTHER SEAT AVAILABLE.

SURELY YOU WOULD NOT
DENY A LADY IN DISTRESS?

SURELY NOT. MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN. SOMEDAY
I HOPE YOU WILL COME TO ROMANIA

AND AVAIL YOURSELF
OF MY HOSPITALITY.

OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT WOULD BE A PLEASURE.

I AM THE COUNTESS RIFCHEVSKY.

I AM THE MAXWELL SMART.

WE'RE JUST ENTERING
LICHTENSTEIN. PASSPORTS, PLEASE.

MADAME.

MONSIEUR.

OKAY.

AH, LICHTENSTEIN, WHAT
A LOVELY SMALL COUNTRY.

[rails squeal]

WE'RE JUST LEAVING
LICHTENSTEIN. PASSPORTS, PLEASE.

- WHAT TOOK US SO LONG?
- FLOODS.

HAD TO EVACUATE THE COUNTRY.

BONJOUR.

I BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT
YOU'RE SITTING IN MY SEAT.

OH, PARDON.

AH, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU TWO LADIES
HAVE MET. THIS IS THE COUNTESS.

- I'M SORRY BUT I DIDN'T
CATCH YOUR TITLE.
- MADEMOISELLE.

YOU KNOW THIS WORD?

99, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

DINNER IS BEING SERVED
IN THE DINING CAR.

WOULD ONE OF YOU GENTLEMEN
CARE TO ACCOMPANY ME?

MY PLEASURE,
COUNTESS. COME, CYRIL.

CYRIL?

THANK YOU, SIR.

MADAME.

MONSIEUR.

[air jets whoosh]

WILL MONSIEUR BE
COMING DOWN FOR DINNER?

99, YOU STAY HERE. I'M
GOING TO FIND AGENT B-12

INSTEAD OF WAITING
FOR HIM TO FIND ME.

- HOW WILL YOU KNOW HIM?
- BY THE CODE WORD "TANGANYIKA."

BE CAREFUL, MAX.

[woman screams]

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- OH, EXCUSE ME.
- COME IN, MR. SMART.

WE FINALLY FOUND MY COMPARTMENT.

WON'T YOU JOIN
US IN A CUP OF WINE,

IF YOU DON'T MIND PAPER CUPS?

THANK YOU. I DON'T MIND IF I DO.

BEAUJOLAIS, 1957.

DIXIE CUP, 1965. [chuckles]

- IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- YES, THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, THE MARVELOUS
THING ABOUT TRAVELING

IS ALL THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE
YOU MEET, LIKE EACH OF YOU.

I AGREE WITH YOU, COUNTESS.

UH, HAVE ANY OF YOU
EVER BEEN TO AFRICA?

YES, I'VE TRAVELED
THERE EXTENSIVELY.

I SPENT THREE YEARS THERE.

IT'S MY FAVORITE CONTINENT.

I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION

AND I WANT YOU TO THINK VERY
CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU ANSWER.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
COUNTRY IN AFRICA?

All: TANGANYIKA!

THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF.

IT'S A NEW FAD DIET.

ALL THE VITAMINS AND NONE
OF THE CARBOHYDRATES.

[rails squeal]

HANG ON, IT'S DEAD MAN'S CURVE.

- BE CAREFUL!
- [Countess screams]

- Ernst: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- Countess: THE LIGHTS
HAVE GONE OUT.

- OOH!
- EXCUSE ME. THIS ALWAYS
HAPPENS ON DEAD MAN'S CURVE.

AND HERE COMES
THE OTHER HALF OF IT.

- WHAT WAS THAT?
- Countess: THE LIGHTS
HAVE GONE OUT AGAIN.

MY BRIEFCASE! IT'S GONE.

- LET ME TAKE IT.
- MR. SMART, I INSIST...

- WHAT HAPPENED?
- KROCHANSKA MADE A TRY
FOR THE BRIEFCASE.

- THEN YOU KNOW
WHO KROCHANSKA IS.
- I'M ALMOST POSITIVE.

- WHO, MAX?
- IT'S SOMEBODY
ON THIS TRAIN.

- YES, BUT WHO?
- THE COUNTESS.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
THAT LOVELY COUNTESS.

- I FIND THAT
VERY HARD TO BELIEVE.
- THE PORTER?

- I DON'T THINK SO.
- THE CONDUCTOR?

- NO, HUH-UH.
- THE ENGINEER.

- HOW ABOUT THE DOG?
- MAX!

IT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF THEM,
99. THERE'S NOBODY ELSE LEFT.

- [door opens]
- AHA!

JUST AS I THOUGHT...
ERNST THE PHONY BLIND MAN.

NO, MR. SMART.

ERNST THE BLIND BRITISH SPY.

THEN IT WAS YOU WHO PUT
THE MESSAGE IN THE CUP.

IT WAS REALLY NOTHING, OLD MAN.

JUST SPUR OF THE
MOMENT AND ALL THAT.

IT WAS SOMETHING TO ME. YOU
PULLED ME OUT OF A TIGHT SPOT.

AH WELL, ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL.

COME IN AND SIT DOWN. BRITISH
INTELLIGENCE IS ALWAYS WELCOME.

NO THANKS. I RAN INTO A SPOT
OF TROUBLE ON THE WAY OVER.

SEEM TO HAVE TAKEN
ONE IN THE BACK.

[loud gasp]

SILLY OF ME.

I'M AFRAID I'M GOING
TO PACK IT IN, OLD MAN.

- I SAY...
- HMM?

WHO IS KROCHANSKA?

DON'T THINK I'LL
LIVE LONG ENOUGH

TO SAY.

PITY.

CALLING KROCHANSKA.

NOW BRING ME THE BRIEFCASE.

MAX, LOOK.

HERE, BOY. BRING IT OVER HERE.

MAX, BE CAREFUL.

Don't do anything rash.

A sudden move
may cost you a hand.

THE OLD
SPY-IN-THE-DOG-SUIT TRICK.

So, Mr. Smart. Believe me,

it is a pleasure to
meet you at last.

I have long anticipated the day
when we would match wits, you and I.

May I introduce myself?

MY NAME IS DEMETRIOS.

TOO BAD THAT OUR FIRST
MEETING WILL ALSO BE OUR LAST.

YOU SEE IT, 99?

A RADIO RECEIVER AND A
MICROSPEAKER IN THE DOG'S COLLAR.

99, MEET CYRIL KROCHANSKA,

- DOUBLE AGENT.
- Excellent, Mr. Smart.

Excellent.

YOU... MORE THAN LIVE
UP TO MY EXPECTATIONS.

AND YOU ARE QUITE CORRECT...

THIS WILL BE OUR LAST MEETING.

Pellet.

THE PELLET, KROCHANSKA.

99, IT'S GAS!

WE'RE LOCKED IN.
GET YOUR GAS MASK.

- [Max coughing]
- 99: DON'T BREATHE.

HE HAD TO BE A HAT SALESMAN.

You'll note, Mr. Smart, The
gas has no effect on dogs.

HUMANS HOWEVER ARE RENDERED
UNCONSCIOUS WITHIN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.

DEATH WILL OCCUR
WITHIN ONE MINUTE.

You now have 36
seconds in which to live.

- MAX, WHERE'S YOURS?
- [coughing]

HERE, MAX, HERE. TRY THAT.

- [coughing]
- DON'T BREATHE, MAX.

SO MUCH FOR COURIER #5.

COME ALONG, KROCHANSKA.

- [groans]
- GOOD WORK, MAX.

- COME ON, 99. LET'S OPEN THE WINDOWS.
- RIGHT.

TICKETS PLEASE.

MONSIEUR.

- MADAME.
- THANK YOU.

UH, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THIS MESS, CONDUCTOR.

IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS.

IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, YOU
SHOULD SEE COMPARTMENT 13.

AND THEN THE AUSTRIAN POLICE
TOOK DEMETRIOS INTO CUSTODY.

- AND THE DOG?
- REMARKABLE THING
ABOUT THAT DOG, CHIEF...

HE WAS TRAINED
AS A DOUBLE AGENT...

A PRACTICED THIEF
AND A NATURAL KILLER.

- WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
- HE WAS ADOPTED
BY A NICE FAMILY.

- LOTS OF KIDS.
- SO ALL THE LOOSE ENDS
ARE TIED UP?

THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF. ALL THE
AGENTS ARE BACK AT WORK AND PAID.

GOOD. WE CAN'T LET
THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.

THE SECURITY OF THE WHOLE
WESTERN WORLD DEPENDS ON OUR WORK.

I KNOW, CHIEF. I WAS TALKING TO SOME
OF THEIR REPRESENTATIVES ABOUT IT.

GOOD. NOW ABOUT
YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT...

ON SATURDAY I WANT YOU TO FLY TO
BANGKOK AND GET IN TOUCH WITH AGENT...

UH, WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. YOU REALIZE
OF COURSE IF WE LEAVE ON SATURDAY

- THAT THAT WILL BE
TIME AND A HALF.
- WHAT?

OF COURSE WHEN WE GET TO
BANGKOK, THAT'S OVERSEAS PAY.

AND THEN SUNDAY'S DOUBLE TIME.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE

IN THE SPY GUILD
UNION BOOK, CHIEF.

- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS READ IT.
- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING...

THE CHIEF OF OVERSEAS OPERATIONS

GETS THREE WEEKS
VACATION WITH PAY.

THAT'S NOT ALL... LOOK AT THIS.
HE GETS HIS WARDROBE ALSO.

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