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COME IN, CONTROL.
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THIS IS SMART, MAXWELL SMART,
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AGENT 86.
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HELLO, CHIEF; MAX. I'M STILL
FOLLOWING THE DELIVERY TRUCK
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FROM BOWERS DEPARTMENT STORE.
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I THINK HE'S MAKING
HIS LAST DELIVERY NOW.
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RIGHT, CHIEF.
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HE JUST MADE HIS DELIVERY.
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I'M GOING TO CHECK IT OUT.
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ROGER.
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I'M APPROACHING HOUSE NOW.
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THERE ARE EIGHT STEPS.
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MAKE THAT SEVEN.
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CHIEF, I'M AFRAID I'M
GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK IN.
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IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME,
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THE ADDRESS HERE
IS 121 LINDEN STREET.
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CHIEF, I THINK 121
LINDEN STREET IS A FRONT.
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ALL RIGHT, I GIVE UP.
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
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WHAT ARE THEY USING?
WHAT'S THEIR TRICK?
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- THE ENEMY AGENTS?
- YES, OF COURSE. THE EUROPEAN KAOS AGENTS.
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HOW ARE THEY SMUGGLING THAT
INFORMATION OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
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IN MERCHANDISE FROM
BOWERS DEPARTMENT STORE.
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I KNOW THAT, HODGKINS,
BUT IN WHAT MERCHANDISE?
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IT'S NOT IN ELECTRICAL
APPLIANCES. IT'S NOT IN FUR COATS.
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IT'S NOT IN LEATHER GOODS.
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PERHAPS OUR AGENTS PLANTED
IN THE DEPARTMENT STORE
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WILL BE ABLE TO TELL US.
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"PERHAPS," HODGKINS? I
CAN'T ACCEPT PERHAPS.
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OUR COUNTRY CAN'T
ACCEPT PERHAPS.
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WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT
SOME IDLE THREAT HERE.
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
PROJECT SKYBLAST.
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THAT'S THE ARMY'S NEW
ANTIMISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM.
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OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS,
BUT IT WON'T BE A DEFENSE SYSTEM
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ANY LONGER IF THE ENEMY
KNOWS AS MUCH ABOUT IT AS WE DO.
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IF WE DON'T STOP THEM FROM GETTING
OUT THAT NEXT MESSAGE, HODGKINS,
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SKYBLAST GOES DOWN THE DRAIN.
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- THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING.
- EMBARRASSING?
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IT WOULD BE DISASTROUS.
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WHERE'S AGENT 86?
WHAT'S HE DOING?
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OH, SMART, HE SHOULD BE
AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE
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JUST ABOUT NOW.
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ALL RIGHT, FANG, NOW
LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY.
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YOU GO OVER THERE BY THAT
POST AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.
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I'M GOING TO CONTACT AGENT 12.
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- AGENT 12.
- YES, 86.
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- ACT NATURAL.
- RIGHT.
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- ANYTHING NEW TO REPORT?
- BEEN OBSERVING SUSPECT
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- BELIEVED
TO BE ENEMY COURIER.
- WHERE IS HE?
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DON'T LOOK NOW.
STANDING NEAR DOORWAY,
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WEARING PLAID COAT,
CARRYING UMBRELLA.
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JUST WENT TOWARD MEN'S CLOTHES.
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GOOD. I'D BETTER LEAVE NOW.
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THIS MIGHT LOOK SUSPICIOUS.
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AGENT 53.
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I HAVE JUST CONTACTED AGENT 12.
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HE SAYS THAT
SUSPECT IN PLAID COAT
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JUST CAME THIS WAY.
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WHICH WAY DID HE GO?
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GOOD, CARRY ON.
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25...
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- 25?
- OVER HERE, 86.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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SUSPECT IN PLAID COAT AND HAT
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JUST PASSED THIS WAY.
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THAT'S RIGHT, 86. SUSPECT
JUST MOVED BEHIND PILLAR,
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10 FEET TO YOUR RIGHT.
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SUSPECT IS CARRYING UMBRELLA.
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MAY BE CARRYING INFORMATION
RELATING TO ENEMY OPERATIONS.
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I AM GOING TO TAKE SUSPECT NOW.
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- HOW?
- THE OLD SECRET
FRISK METHOD.
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HOORAY.
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- EXCUSE ME, MADAM.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IS THIS YOUR POCKET? SAY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A...
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- OH, POLICE, POLICE, POLICE!
- JUST... JUST... JUST TAKE IT.
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- POLICE, POLICE!
- TAKE IT... TAKE IT... TAKE IT EASY.
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THIS MAN TRIED
TO STEAL MY PURSE.
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99...
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I'M SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT I WAS TIED UP
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WITH SOME VERY
IMPORTANT POLICE BUSINESS.
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- NOT NOW.
- BUT YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
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- THERE'S A MAN IN
A PLAID COAT THAT'S BEEN...
- I KNOW, NOT NOW.
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I THINK THEY'RE ONTO ME.
PERHAPS I CAN SHOW YOU SOMETHING
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- IN ONE OF OUR NEW
PERFUMES, SIR.
- WHAT?
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CAN I BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE?
86
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I AM MR. BUNNY, THE
MANAGER OF THE STORE.
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- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
NEED SOME HELP.
- OH, MR. BUNNY,
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I WAS JUST SHOWING THIS GENTLEMAN
SOME OF OUR NEW PERFUMES.
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HE EXPRESSED A SPECIAL
INTEREST IN OUR NEW JASMINE.
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I DID?
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OH, YES, YES, OF COURSE I DID.
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YES, JASMINE IS REALLY
AN INTRIGUING SCENT.
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YES.
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OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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YES, WELL, IT'S QUITE LOVELY,
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BUT PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME. I
THINK I'LL JUST RUN ALONG NOW.
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BUT YOU WILL COME BACK,
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AND THAT IS JASMINE.
YOU WON'T FORGET?
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JASMINE. I WON'T FORGET.
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WELL, GOODBYE, MR. JASMINE.
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- BUNNY.
- OH, YES, BUNNY.
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I'M BEING FOLLOWED.
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USE EMERGENCY TELEPHONE PLAN Z.
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86 HAS TO TALK TO YOU.
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USE EMERGENCY TELEPHONE PLAN Z.
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- WHAT IS IT, MAX?
- I FORGOT THE NUMBER,
CHIEF.
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IT'S KLONDIKE 5-9364.
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GOT IT.
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- KLONDIKE 5...
- NO, I KNOW THE NUMBER,
CHIEF.
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I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER DIME.
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DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR A HALF?
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THAT'S ONLY 45¢.
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- I'LL GET IT
SOMEPLACE ELSE.
- KEEP IT, MAX.
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I'LL OWE YOU THE NICKEL.
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RIGHT.
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- YES.
- IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
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OF COURSE IT'S ME.
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MAX?
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99 GAVE ME THE
CODEWORD "JASMINE."
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WELL, THAT MEANS
SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
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SHALL WE MOVE IN ON THE STORE?
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NO, WE WANT TO GET ALL OF THEM
WITH THAT TRANSMITTING DEVICE.
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WE CAN'T ALLOW THEM TO GET OUT
ONE MORE PIECE OF INFORMATION
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- ON PROJECT SKYBLAST.
- Right, Chief.
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OH, ONE MORE THING. I'VE
GOT A LEAD ON A SUSPECT
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THAT I THINK YOU MIGHT REMEMBER
FROM OUR FILE ON KNOWN KAOS AGENTS.
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- CAN YOU DESCRIBE HIM?
- WELL, I'LL TRY.
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HE'S SHORT, HAS DARK HAIR,
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BROWN EYES, DARK SUIT,
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VICIOUS UGLY...
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AND HE HAS DIMPLES.
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BRILLIANT, MAX, I FEEL AS
THOUGH I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM.
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YOU ARE.
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- ANYTHING ELSE, MAX?
- JUST TWO THINGS.
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ONE, I'M GOING
BACK TO THE STORE.
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AND TWO, DON'T FORGET MY NICKEL.
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WHAT ABOUT THE SUSPECT?
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OOH, YES, THE SUSPECT. WELL,
THAT'S ALL BEING TAKEN CARE OF, CHIEF.
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YOU SEE, IT'S AN EXTENSION OF
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE PLAN Z.
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- AGENT 34
WILL HANDLE IT.
- GOOD.
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PARDON ME. I'D LIKE TO
SPEAK TO THE YOUNG LADY
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WHO WAS AT THIS
COUNTER EARLIER TODAY.
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SHE WAS GOING TO SHOW ME
SOMETHING IN NEW PERFUMES.
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OH, I AM SORRY.
YOU ARE MISTAKEN.
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NO ONE BUT ME HAS WORKED
AT THIS COUNTER ALL DAY.
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BUT...
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ARE YOU SURE THERE WASN'T A
YOUNG LADY WORKING HERE EARLIER?
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SHE WAS DEMONSTRATING
A PERFUME CALLED JASMINE.
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I AM POSITIVE. PERHAPS
IT WAS ANOTHER STORE.
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OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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UH, I'LL COME BACK LATER.
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MAY I HELP YOU?
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PERHAPS IF YOU WOULD
COME BACK NEXT WEEK
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WE WOULD HAVE SOMETHING
THAT YOU LIKE MUCH BETTER.
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THE GIRL GOT AWAY FROM GORCHECK.
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- ARE THE EXITS COVERED?
- YES.
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We know she has not left
the store, and we have her gun.
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IN A FEW MINUTES THE STORE
WILL BE CLOSED FOR THE DAY.
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WE CAN CONDUCT A
COMPLETE SEARCH.
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THERE WAS A MAN HERE A
MOMENT AGO ASKING FOR HER.
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HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT JASMINE.
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JASMINE... THAT MUST BE THE
ONE WHO WAS HERE BEFORE,
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the one Leopold was following.
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WE MUST FIND HIM
AND THE GIRL AT ONCE
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AND LIQUIDATE THEM BOTH.
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53? 53?
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I THINK THEY'RE ONTO US.
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THOSE OTHER THREE CONTROL
AGENTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
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NOW FIND THE MAN AND THE GIRL
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AND DESTROY THEM.
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FANG, 99 IS IN DANGER. WE'VE GOT
TO FIND HER BEFORE KAOS DOES.
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NOW HERE'S HER GLOVE.
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TAKE A SNIFF. NO,
FANG, GIVE IT BACK.
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GIVE IT BACK. OKAY, NOW
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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Man on PA: The store will
be closed in five minutes.
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- 86.
- FANG, COME OVER HERE.
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COME ON. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, 99?
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NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
MAX, AND YOU TOO, FANG.
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OH, MAX, I'VE DISCOVERED THEIR
SECRET TRANSMITTING DEVICE.
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- OH, GOOD, WHAT IS IT?
- THIS. WATCH.
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Girl's voice: Hello,
my name is Polly Dolly.
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I can talk. I can say many
things. Please feed me.
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Now burp me.
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WHY, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
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WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO TELL US?
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WELL, THIS IS THE RECORDING THAT
COMES WITH THE DOLL NORMALLY.
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BUT MR. BUNNY SWITCHES
TAPE CARTRIDGES
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FROM SPECIALLY MARKED DOLLS
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WITH NEW CARTRIDGES CONTAINING
THE STOLEN INFORMATION.
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THEN THE SPECIAL DOLLS ARE
JUST SENT OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
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OF COURSE. AMAZING.
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WE'VE GOTTA GET THIS INFORMATION
TO CONTROL RIGHT AWAY.
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RIGHT.
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I'VE BEEN GETTING
OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE
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AND CHANNEL
PROBLEMS ON THIS THING.
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HELLO, CONTROL, THIS IS 86.
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I HAVE VITAL
INFORMATION FOR YOU.
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COME IN, CONTROL.
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YEAH, NOW GET UP.
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JUST AS I THOUGHT.
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00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,731
I'M GETTING AN OUTSIDE CHANNEL.
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00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,948
99, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO TRY AND FIND
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OUR WAY OUT OF ONE OF THE EXITS.
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Mr. Bunny: The
store is now closed.
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YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. WE
HAVE LOCKED EVERY DOOR.
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I HAVE MEN STATIONED
AT EVERY EXIT.
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Give yourselves up.
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Repeat... give yourselves up.
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WELL, THAT DOES IT. WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO SHOOT OUR WAY OUT.
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00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,336
WELL, WHAT IF WE DON'T MAKE IT?
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WE'VE GOTTA GET THIS
INFORMATION BACK TO CONTROL.
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- I HAVE AN IDEA.
- WHAT?
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00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,977
FOR THE LAST TIME,
GIVE YOURSELVES UP.
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THERE'S NO ONE IN
THE SPORTS SECTION
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AND NOTHING IN LINGERIE.
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KNOWLEDGE OF THE DOLL TRANSMITTER
MUST NOT PASS INTO THE HANDS OF CONTROL.
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I GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES
TO FIND THE GIRL.
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00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,986
WE MUST FIND HER.
HE WILL LIQUIDATE US!
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THIS VENT IS TOO SMALL FOR EITHER
ME OR YOU TO GET THROUGH, 99.
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00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,384
FANG'S THE ONLY
ONE THAT CAN DO IT.
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00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,287
FANG, YOU'VE GOTTA
TAKE THIS DOLL
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- AND GET IT TO THE CHIEF.
- TRY IT, FANG.
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00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,192
HERE, TRY IT AGAIN, BOY.
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FANG, LIKE THIS.
224
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,151
COME ON, GO GET IT, FANG.
225
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,008
GOOD BOY, FANG.
226
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:49,945
OKAY, THE INFORMATION'S
ON ITS WAY. NOW WHAT, MAX?
227
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,881
- WELL, I'VE GOT TO FIND
ANOTHER WAY OUT OF HERE.
- RIGHT.
228
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,251
- YOU STAY HERE.
- NO, I WANNA GO
WITH YOU.
229
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,553
BUT YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
230
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,122
OH, MAX.
231
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,491
BEFORE YOU GO, I JUST WANT...
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REMEMBER, COMPLETE SILENCE.
233
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,539
GORCHECK, THEY'RE
IN THE MUSIC SECTION.
234
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,063
WE WILL GET THEM.
235
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:26,348
OH, MAX, THERE'S TOO MUCH
LIGHT. THEY'LL SEE US FOR SURE.
236
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:29,692
YOU'RE RIGHT. WELL,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
237
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,125
GOOD SHOOTING, 86.
238
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,082
LOOK, THERE'S ONE MORE.
239
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,498
I'M ALL OUT OF BULLETS.
240
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,067
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THE LIGHT SWITCH?
241
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:49,260
- OF COURSE. THE LIGHT SWITCH!
- GOOD THINKING.
242
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,737
THERE THEY GO, GORCHECK.
243
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,911
WHAT IS IT, K-13?
244
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,950
VERY, VERY GOOD, THANK YOU.
245
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,670
Max's voice: Chief,
this is Maxwell Smart,
246
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,705
Agent 86.
247
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:27,509
The spies have been using these
dolls to transmit stolen information
248
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,912
by substituting their
own tape cartridges.
249
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,914
99 and I are at the store,
250
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,850
and it looks like
we're in for it.
251
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,886
HODGKINS, I WANT EVERY
AVAILABLE AGENT READY
252
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,221
TO MOVE OUT ON THE DOUBLE.
253
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,458
That's it, Chief.
254
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,682
Girl's voice: Now burp me.
255
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,165
SHH!
256
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,000
IT'S MR. BUNNY.
257
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,002
99, KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.
258
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,627
I'M GOING TO TRY A BIG BLUFF.
259
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,611
ALL RIGHT, DON'T ANYBODY MOVE.
260
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,981
IF I GO, YOUR BOSS GOES WITH ME.
261
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,283
SO THERE YOU ARE.
262
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,318
I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW
THE NAME OF THE MAN
263
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,720
WHO HAS PLACED OUR
MAGNIFICENT PLAN IN JEOPARDY.
264
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:16,024
SMART, MAXWELL SMART.
265
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,461
OH, THE FAMOUS MAXWELL SMART.
266
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,063
I AM CONRAD BUNNY.
267
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,931
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
268
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,500
THE INFAMOUS HERR BUNNY.
269
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,802
- DO YOU KNOW 99?
- NOT OFFICIALLY.
270
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,572
99, THIS IS THE
INFAMOUS CONRAD BUNNY.
271
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,242
- BUNNY, 99.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
272
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,210
PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR
ACQUAINTANCE, FRAULEIN.
273
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,513
OH, WE CAN USE MR. BUNNY
274
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,748
TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
275
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,750
99, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
276
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,085
- I'D LIKE
TO HANDLE THIS MYSELF.
- RIGHT.
277
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:47,156
MR. BUNNY, WE'RE GOING TO
USE YOU TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
278
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,158
YOU ARE GOING NO
PLACE, MR. SMART.
279
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,660
I AM SIMPLY AMUSING
MYSELF AT YOUR EXPENSE.
280
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,363
I KNOW YOUR GUN IS EMPTY.
281
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,933
WOULD YOU BE WILLING
TO BET YOUR LIFE ON IT?
282
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,502
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T
BET, MR. BUNNY,
283
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,438
BECAUSE YOU SEE, YOU
HAPPEN TO HAVE BEEN RIGHT.
284
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,474
THIS GUN IS EMPTY.
285
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,242
BUT I HAVE ANOTHER GUN.
286
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,026
ANOTHER BLUFF, MR. SMART?
287
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,049
GET THEM! THEY ARE UNARMED.
288
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,052
GORCHECK, FRIEDA, WHERE ARE YOU?
289
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,121
COME HELP ME FIND MY MONOCLE.
290
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,190
OH, I AM HELPLESS
WITHOUT MY MONOCLE.
291
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:25,060
FIND IT, FIND IT!
292
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,151
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- I FOUND IT.
293
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,533
DON'T JUST STAND
THERE, YOU FOOLS.
294
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,557
GO AND LOOK FOR THEM!
295
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,810
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE, MAX.
296
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,812
I KNOW. I'M OUT OF WATER.
297
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,418
OH, THEY MISSED US,
298
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,886
BUT IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF
TIME UNTIL THEY FIND US HERE.
299
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,956
I THINK OUR BEST PLAN IS TO TRY
TO GET BACK TO THE MUSIC SECTION
300
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,925
AND SEE IF WE CAN
SNEAK THROUGH THE VENT.
301
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,927
WHAT IF THEY SPOT US?
302
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,197
WELL, THEN MY PLAN IS
THIS... I'LL ACT AS DECOY,
303
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,199
LEAD THEM IN ONE DIRECTION,
AND YOU GO THROUGH THE VENT.
304
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:07,235
OH, MAX, WHAT ABOUT
YOU? THEY'VE GOT GUNS.
305
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,037
WELL, IF I DON'T MAKE IT, 99,
306
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,306
- I WANT YOU TO DO
SOMETHING FOR ME.
- WHAT IS IT, MAX?
307
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,409
THE CHIEF OWES ME A
NICKEL. I'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE IT.
308
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,845
- OH, MAX.
- SHH!
309
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,448
NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS,
310
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,317
THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE WE ARE.
311
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,590
OKAY, 99, YOUR TURN TO GUESS.
312
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,914
MAX, LOOK OUT!
313
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,763
IF ONLY THESE THINGS WOULD WORK.
314
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:38,366
- HEY!
- WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU? USE YOUR GUN!
315
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:41,003
PICK UP YOUR
PISTOL. SHOOT, SHOOT!
316
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,505
KEEP FIRING, 99. I
THINK WE GOT 'EM!
317
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:47,431
STAND UP, YOU
COWARDS! SHOOT, SHOOT!
318
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:54,683
"DESTRUCTO, THE TOY
MANUFACTURER'S ULTIMATE WEAPON."
319
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,473
THEY ARE USING DESTRUCTO!
320
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,929
MAX!
321
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,931
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
322
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,034
NO, 99, THE REAL CREDIT
BELONGS TO THESE TOYS.
323
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,137
AFTER ALL, WE HAD
AT OUR DISPOSAL
324
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,906
EVERY FIENDISH AND DESTRUCTIVE
PLAYTHING EVER DEVISED
325
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,908
FOR THE PLEASURE
OF LITTLE CHILDREN.
326
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,933
THOSE POOR DEVILS, ALL THEY
HAD WERE REAL GUNS AND BULLETS.
327
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,487
YOU DID A FINE JOB, MAX.
328
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,478
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE THEM IN.
329
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:38,015
AFTER YOU, HERR BUNNY.
330
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,729
- WATCH OUT, MAX!
- NO ONE MOVE!
331
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,700
DON'T BE A FOOL, HERR BUNNY.
YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF HERE.
332
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,169
I MAY NOT BE ABLE
TO ESCAPE, MR. SMART,
333
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,772
BUT AT LEAST I CAN TAKE
ONE OF YOU WITH ME.
334
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,807
- WHICH SHALL IT BE?
- Max: LEAVE THE GIRL OUT
OF THIS.
335
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,877
NO, MAX, YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT.
336
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:58,113
- IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT
SOMEONE, SHOOT ME.
- DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HER.
337
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,949
EVEN A RAT LIKE YOU COULDN'T
SHOOT DOWN A GIRL IN COLD BLOOD.
338
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,884
THAT'S ALL I NEED
TO KNOW, MR. SMART.
339
00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:06,176
- I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
THIS MOMENT FOREVER.
- NO!
340
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,613
OH, MAX!
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