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what's up you forgot to take out the
trash by the way and cleaning the garage
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fuck my chub life bro i can't i'm busy
look maxing okay i
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can't i can't be doing all this stuff
you forget to do like just do your
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chores it's not that hard why can't mom
hire somebody because you're not rich
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what do you mean why can't you hire
somebody
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Depressed, okay? I don't have to do
manual labor around the house. Manual is
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taking out the garbage.
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Okay, I don't want to do this either.
Okay, I'm watching my lookmasters. I'm
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watching Cookie King. I'm watching Clav.
Like, I'm bone smashing.
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I have things to do.
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I have orbits to tilt.
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Like, you can't... You can't be doing
all this. You gotta do your shit so I
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do my stuff in peace.
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You're such a warper.
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Dude, shut up. You're an incel. You're
literally an incel, dude. Like, I bet...
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I bet you're still obsessed with
Asmongold and Nick Florentes. Like,
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an incel.
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Yeah, well, why?
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Yeah, of course I am. Of course I am.
I'm 28 and I live in your mom's house.
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out of here. Hey!
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Dude, seriously?
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Really?
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Dude.
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I'm going to bone smash you.
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Bone smash you?
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You want to see?
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Listen, my... Listen.
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My life is not a joke, okay? I'm a true
self freak.
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all right you know what you have no idea
your looks max and what a what a joke
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okay you're a point you're already high
you're already you already won yeah i
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wasn't always a safety light i wasn't
always a true eve you think i was born
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like this no we have the same like no no
i became
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through safety and like eve through hard
labor and work okay you
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wouldn't get it i it's cookie king can
go from being incel to fucking
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gorgeous man of the year love love
cookie king then so can you like just
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your shit together like it's not that
hard i just lost some weight like what
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it you have to just okay it's all brain
rot it's all nonsense okay i
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am i'm cooked i'm trying i'm good it's
not over though
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It's been over. It never began. Your
canceled tilt isn't that bad, bro. Bro,
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could be worse, okay? I think if you
just do some plastic surgery maxing and
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your, like, canceled tilt and get it
out. What is that? I think you'll be
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What do you mean canceled tilt? What are
you talking about? It's your eyeball
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tilt.
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Like, what?
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What do you mean? Like... It's your
eyebrow tilt.
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How do I do that? It's your eye tilt.
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You have hunter eyes, not prey.
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I have hunter eyes?
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Yeah. It could be over, but it's not.
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You just have to apply yourself, I
think.
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What else do I have to know?
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Well, there's a lot of stuff that you
can max.
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Like, testosterone maxing, Adderall
maxing. Like, bro, there's so much stuff
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can do to fix yourself.
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Plastic surgery maxing, like, clavs.
Where am I supposed to get money to do
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plastic surgery?
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You just have to start screaming or
something. I don't know. Get OnlyFans.
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Everybody has one. I need to do...
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plastic i need a plastic pigeon to do
drugs and i'll have a good life yeah
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exactly basically you have to bone smash
you like you're such a virgin dude
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you need to get your shit together you
need to get your shit together i'm a
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soul i'm i've never held a girl's hand
i've never kissed a girl you're not even
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a real a real incel a real incel would
never call us girls you would call us
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boys you're literally such a faker i
just called you a boy a second ago well
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you're a faker like there you're
touching a floyd a floyd has touched you
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you you can't get violent okay that's
not cool don't do that you freaking
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gosh it doesn't even count you're my
stepsister i holding hands with my
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stepsisters i mean what a pathetic sick
twisted joke that is my life dude you
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just literally need to clean the garage
like i'm in the middle of watching
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cookie king edits like dude look okay i
know that you're so hopeless and sad but
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if cookie king can go from grotesque and
horrific looking to like chad light
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so can you like look at these edits bro
yeah but wait
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wait look he gets really hot like this
is him in not his best shape okay
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this is cookie king but look he
transformed
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You see this?
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Like, he's gorgeous now.
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He looks fat in that video.
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I mean, he's got good genetics. He's
like a handsome guy.
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Yeah, but he was look -smacking. That's
how he got gorgeous. That's why I'm busy
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with my thing. You just need to get your
shit together.
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Maybe start look -smacking instead of
Nick Fuentes -maxing or whatever the
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you're doing. Yeah, well, looking better
is not enough.
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It will though. It literally will save
you. It saved me.
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It saved me, bro. Look maxing saved us.
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You giggle, but it's true. It's true.
True, Snoop.
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Benjamin and Yahoo.
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True thing.
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You think he's look maxing? No, he's
killing maxing.
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That's why he's ugly.
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And his life is bad.
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Because he's not a look maxer. Because
he's not watching Clav.
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And Jenny Popat, his girlfriend.
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And Cookie King.
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Gorgeous Cookie King.
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Beautiful, amazing, splendid Cookie
King. I love him. He's the soulmate of
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life. The internet was a mistake.
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Without the internet, you wouldn't know
what intel is.
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You're like Christian.
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I'd have a good life. I'd probably have
a wife and kids and stuff.
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No, you wouldn't have a child wife. You
would be the wife.
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Be serious.
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Be serious. No.
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Whatever.
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Yeah, well, they don't make, even if I
look better, I still don't know how to
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talk to girls.
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You think Cookie Kid is original, bro?
He's so awkward.
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My penis is tiny.
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It can't be that tiny.
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I mean, I've seen your dad for unrelated
purposes, but like genetics, it can't
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be that fat.
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It's not that, it's not great.
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It's not fucking.
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Well, I mean, have you even like had sex
before?
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I'm a true cell. I'm like, no, no.
You're a true cell?
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Okay, well, I was a fake cell. I have a
sick, twisted, fucked life, okay?
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I don't have a job.
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You're 28.
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You're living in my mom's house.
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Okay, but with all this free time, you
should be slinging dick. Like, what else
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are you doing? You're just rotting in
your room.
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Yeah, that's not, yeah, it's not that
easy.
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Do you think if I could, if I had an
option?
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Do you think Asmongold is a virgin? Do
you not understand what infill means?
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It means I am... Involuntary celibate.
Yes. I'm aware. I can't... I'm locked
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you know? I cannot have sex. I'm not
allowed by society.
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Allowed? Fools will not touch me.
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I just touched you. I'm a fool. Like,
girl, you're so dramatic.
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You're literally so dramatic.
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Like, if Asmongold can swing dicks, then
so can you. Be serious.
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I love Asmongold.
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Wait, what are you doing? I'm sure it's
fine. What are you doing?
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Just penis mask.
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Like, it'll be fine.
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See, it's not bad.
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Look, it looks horrific.
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You're so dramatic.
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I've seen so much worse.
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It looks horrible.
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No, it doesn't. You just need a penis
max.
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You're touching it. Why are you touching
it?
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Because I'm helping you. I'm being a
good step -sister. This is what we're
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doing, okay? I'm helping you.
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Like, you just need to penis max it.
Like, it's not that hard. Look, okay,
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will help me anyway for my jaw maxing
because I'm trying to bring my jaw
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forward.
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so i'm gonna use it as like an exercise
and you can you can like benefit from
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that i don't know you're a weirdo an
intel oh um
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this is really scary scary you freaking
dude it's fine
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there's nothing scary about this be
serious the only scary thing here is
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gold i saw you watching him earlier on
your freaking laptop you weirdo
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What are you, like, secretly in love
with him or something? Cheers.
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A lot of people watch Asmogold. A lot of
incels do. You need to switch up your
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content and start watching Clav and
Cookie King.
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The Cookieverse, bro. 90 -year -old drug
addict?
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Doing three interviews in Miami?
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He is Del Rey, actually, not Miami.
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Okay.
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Just shut up.
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not even that big it's literally average
it might be a little bit bigger than
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normal actually like it's a normal dick
like i don't know why you're complaining
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so much it's literally fine like
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you don't think it's like fucking you
don't think it's like disgusting
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why would i think that it's literally
normal like i mean sure it's missing a
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hoodie but that's okay well i didn't
have a choice in that yeah unfortunate
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whatever it's fine it's normal i think
you're just being really dramatic is
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i think oh already
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it's been like five seconds What?
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I'm jaw training, okay? I'm literally
shaping the way my tongue moves. Like,
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stop it. Okay, sorry. I just never...
I'm using this as a look -maxing
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You need to stop being so friggin' black
-pilled, bro. Just be normal.
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Gosh. Okay, I just never got a blowjob
before. It's like...
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it's not even for like blowjob purposes
it's literally for my looks maxing like
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don't even say that you weirdo this is
literally for looks maxing okay like
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don't make it weird okay
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Oh, gosh.
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It's actually kind of nice.
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This is like blogey turning me on a
little bit. I'm not going to lie.
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i'm tired of you just like sitting
around and not doing anything all day so
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we're changing your life now you're not
gonna be like in cell pills anymore okay
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no black pill in here right no i'm not i
can't lose my actual
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virginity my step sister why that's like
a porn thing right that's not that's a
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normal thing in my culture yeah that's
like every every every guy wants to lose
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their virginity to their friggin hot
step sister like be serious
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What? See, you don't seem to be
protesting it all that much.
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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really.
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From now on, you're going to be a look
smacker, okay? I'm going to fix you.
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not over yet, okay? We're going to have
surgery, Max.
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Okay. It's going to be fine. Trust.
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I just feel like I don't know what I'm
doing.
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Yeah, that's okay. That's why I'm here,
okay?
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Not only am I a looks master, but I've
had so much sex.
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Like, I'm a professional at this,
basically.
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You're in good hands.
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And good pussies.
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See,
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I know you've been, like, curious to
what my boobs look like. I've seen you
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stare at them before.
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I can squeeze them, right? Yeah.
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Oh, yes, of course you can.
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Oh, shit.
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See?
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You think so? Yeah, I think so.
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You could just play Cookie King with
that.
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See? Sex maxing is just one of the many
forms of look maxing.
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Exactly.
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I'm basically Cookie King, but with
boobs.
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Can we do a doggy style?
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We can try that, yeah.
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Okay. Do you think you're up for it?
Yeah, I'm up for it.
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Okay.
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Am I doing okay?
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Yeah, you're doing fine. You're doing
great.
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I don't think you can really fuck this
one up.
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Okay.
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Even though I mean, I was just an intel
freak.
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Okay, but you're not anymore. You just
lost your V -card.
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Okay.
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See?
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I've seen your search history. You're
not a gooner, okay? I'm not a gooner.
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I do.
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Appreciate the arts. Yeah.
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Yeah. From time to time. For sure.
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Right, like that time I saw your search
history.
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All born.
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And it was weird shit too. It was like
Elmo.
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Like what?
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There's a lot of stuff. Yeah, 134.
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Sometimes. Paul McCartney fanboy. Bro.
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It's like, like I watch stuff that's
like a joke. Yeah, I get it. Paul
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fanboy.
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would say that.
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Oh my gosh, I can use it as
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a face cream actually lip smacking
community we use that sometimes so this
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actually gonna be really useful thank
you for this you're just making shit up
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now no i'm not it's literally good for
your skin it's like a face mask besides
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protein it's like literally the most
purest form of protein whatever i have
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much to teach you okay about lip
smacking let's go watch cookie king all
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you're the boss
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