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朋友
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不用練了，練也是白練
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你是不是那個
叫什麼四門重手的陳國威？
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有什麼指教？閣下是什麼人？
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在下閻鐵心
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莫非你就是人稱閻王伸腳
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以一招連環穿心腿
橫掃大江南北的閻鐵心
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你說得對
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現在有人出錢
請我閻鐵心來取你的性命
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閻鐵心，我與你素無冤仇
誰出錢叫你殺我的
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我可以付雙倍的錢請你去殺他
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可以，不過我以殺人為業
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收了人家錢，一定要兌現
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所以我還是要先殺你
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你未免欺人太甚
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我陳國威的四門重手
在江湖還未遇過敵手
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你未必能贏我
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我不管你什麼重手輕手
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我先打斷你的雙手
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蓋仙
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什麼事呀，師父？
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我有事出去一下，你替我看著他們
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你隨便去吧
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停
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今日這套拳不練了
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先練前幾天我教你們的那套五形拳
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又在扮…
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又牙擦
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又料
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現在開始
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龍虎出現
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二虎藏中，白蛇吐信
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神豹觀火，白鶴亮翅
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停…
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你的手腕一點勁兒都沒有
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你怎麼能夠練得好功夫呢？
看什麼看
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你這個死土豆，膽子不小
竟敢作弄大師兄我
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作弄我… 不是我！
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是誰…？
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說
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是反鬥鴻啊
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反鬥鴻
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你別仗著黃麒英師父是你老子
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你就整天在這兒調皮搗蛋的
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誰叫你教的功夫只有空架子
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那你的意思是說我所教的很差了？！
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差就不算差，只是差了一點
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又怎麼樣的差法呢？
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你那招神豹觀火
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很失禮嗎？！
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上下都露出空門了
不讓人打死才怪呢
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反鬥鴻，你真有種啊
把蓋仙修理了一頓
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替咱們大夥出了一口氣
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誰叫他整天作威作福？
我看見他就氣了
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替我們出了一口氣
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真棒呀…
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捧就吃多點兒嘛
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不是呀，我是說那個妞真漂亮
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珠圓玉潤的，皮膚滑滑，真棒啊
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多少錢啊？ 三毛錢
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是不錯呀
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如果給我親一下，我寧願少活幾年
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要親她呀太簡單了
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我還要她摟著我親呢
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鬼才相信 我才不相信
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你們要是不相信
咱們賭頓晚飯怎麼樣？
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賭頓晚飯就賭頓晚飯
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你要小心那妞叫非禮呀
你得准備去坐牢啊
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你別出漏子 少替我擔心
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學著點
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他准碰釘子
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沒騙你的，這花很漂亮
你試試戴上看看
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對不起，先生
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我的眼睛好痛
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那怎麼辦？
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好像有什麼東西落進去了
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你快給我吹一下
謝謝你，快點吹呀
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還不行
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好了… 真行啊
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謝謝你呀
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有蛇呀
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有蛇？
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不要怕…我來打死它
不要怕…
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這個妙計不錯
下次我用來對付你姐姐
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對付我姐姐？
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好啊，你可算是是色膽包天啦
調戲我老娘的女兒
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誰調戲你女兒啦，她自己摟住我嘛
死三八
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媽
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還嘴巴硬，我老遠就看到你揩油了
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揩油？你女兒醜八怪
倒貼大床都嫁不出去
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我看你是欠揍
讓我來修理你這色狼
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真有兩下子，不錯
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你這個三八還真有點兒功夫
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給點厲害你看看
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這個三八有兩下子
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上呀…
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你這班小子真沒義氣
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有道是好男不與女門
就讓你一次，我走
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先生，你打碎了我的玉，你賠我
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賠？本少爺有殺不賠
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爸爸…
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你快把寶玉賠給我
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什麼事呀，老伯？
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他打碎我的玉不賠錢，還打我
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畜牲，滾開
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畜牲叫誰呀？
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畜牲叫你呀
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你馬上賠玉給人家
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賠？賠字怎麼寫呀
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今天我蹩了一肚子氣
正想找個人消消氣
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算你倒楣，讓我教教你賠字怎麼寫
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給我起來
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要我命呀？！
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我完了！我死了！
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不用怕，是刀背
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阿叔不要你死，不要動呀
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饒命…
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這一招還沒中
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這一招就中了
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這就暈了
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拳腳無眼，刀槍無情
我有時候也不太准的
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看招
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我剁…我剁肉餅
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我拍…我拍黃瓜
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我搗…我搗蒜泥
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我不跟你打還不知自己那麼棒
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大哥，那麼多年沒見
你精神還是那麼好
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大哥年紀老啦
外甥女是越長越漂亮了
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漂亮什麼，是個大不透
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飛鴻呢？
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這個調皮鬼呀，整天在外邊跑
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現在是長得神高馬大了
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我想你見到他，恐怕都不認得他了
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這次來住久一點
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飛鴻，別走
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過來見見姑媽跟表妹
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還不過來
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來啦…
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這下糟啦
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還不叫人
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姑媽，表妹
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表哥
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飛鴻
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你脖子怎麼啦？
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我…我睡落枕啦
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睡落枕啦？讓姑媽替你一扭就好
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不用啦…姑媽
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來嘛，放鬆點
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姑媽
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媽
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好了沒有？
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全好了
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大哥，飛鴻長得真是一表人材呀
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他蠻機靈的
學功夫很快上手
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大哥，你真是教子有方啊
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是呀，我管得他很嚴
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怪不得我一進村子
就聽見有人在誇獎他
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是嘛？說什麼來著？
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他們說黃麒英師父的兒子
專好打抱不平
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好事多為呀
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總算是沒辜負我一片心血
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乖兒子，過來啊
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坐下吧
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不過
你們這個村子色狼倒是不少呀
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剛才你的外甥女兒在大街上
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就給一個臭小子輕薄了
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他還動手打我吶
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誰那麼大膽
竟敢欺侮我黃麒英的親戚？
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你還認得出他嗎？
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他化了灰我也認得出來
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好極了，我現在跟你去找他
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我要將他剝皮，挑筋
飛鴻，一起去
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舅舅
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你不用去了
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為什麼？
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這個人遠在天邊，近在眼前
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誰啊？是誰？
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就是你的寶貝兒子黃飛鴻
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你…
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你…
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你這混帳
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跪下
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爸爸
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你這個畜生，真是氣死我了
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黃麒英
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沒命了
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黃麒英
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李先生，帶人來看跌打？
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打就是打，不過是找你兒子來打
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到底怎麼回事？
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00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:03,405
你兒子無緣無故的
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把我的兒子打得手腫，腳腫，臉又腫
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裹得像只鹹肉粽，醫好也浪費藥錢
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黃麒英，交你兒子出來
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我今天要親手打死你這個畜牲
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不要…阿爸，不要…
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大哥，你真要把飛鴻打死？
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是，如果我不打死他
我會被他活活氣死
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最怕人家會說你老子打兒手下留情
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李先生帶了那麼多人
不是來看你教兒子的
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不讓人家動手，這口氣怎麼吞得下
202
00:19:47,824 --> 00:19:49,689
不准動手…
203
00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:53,585
我一人做事一人當
最多讓你兒子打回我就是了
204
00:19:54,064 --> 00:19:55,497
拿著吧
205
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,626
我讓你打，是你不打
206
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,638
到現在還說風涼話
207
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,497
黃麒英，你還在縱子行兇
208
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:08,838
就當我黃麒英沒生過這個兒子
209
00:20:09,612 --> 00:20:12,945
李萬豪，要生要死任憑你們處置
210
00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:17,847
李先生，不如這樣
211
00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:21,621
讓黃飛鴻接這個教頭十招不准還手
212
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,093
打死了，算他罪有應得
213
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,594
打不死就一筆勾銷
214
00:20:28,865 --> 00:20:32,699
那用得上十招，我三招就要他狗命
215
00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:38,898
少爺，你看著
一會兒我替你報仇啊
216
00:20:39,743 --> 00:20:43,736
趙教頭
你要把他打得跟我一樣傷呀
217
00:21:48,636 --> 00:21:49,534
第幾招啦
218
00:21:57,378 --> 00:21:58,606
絕我子孫哪
219
00:22:11,492 --> 00:22:12,322
停手
220
00:22:14,929 --> 00:22:16,863
十招已經打完了
221
00:22:19,334 --> 00:22:20,892
又說三招取我命
222
00:22:26,341 --> 00:22:27,501
蛇纏鶴迫混江遊
223
00:22:30,678 --> 00:22:32,236
圈橋取穴偷漏打
224
00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:38,280
再打我可要還手了
225
00:23:42,811 --> 00:23:45,109
把我衣服弄臟了，拿著
226
00:23:57,326 --> 00:24:00,159
你找人來報仇啊
227
00:24:02,731 --> 00:24:03,254
是我啊
228
00:24:03,332 --> 00:24:04,765
你打錯自己人啦
229
00:24:09,771 --> 00:24:11,705
少爺，你怎麼啦？少爺
230
00:24:11,773 --> 00:24:12,671
少爺，你怎麼啦？
231
00:24:12,741 --> 00:24:14,106
我的寶貝，你沒事啊？
232
00:24:14,176 --> 00:24:15,234
少爺 去死啦
233
00:24:27,155 --> 00:24:30,682
少爺，我現在也跟你一樣傷了
234
00:24:33,295 --> 00:24:35,661
黃麒英，你有種
235
00:24:35,731 --> 00:24:38,461
我李萬豪也不是好惹的
你小心點兒
236
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:39,325
我們走！
237
00:24:40,235 --> 00:24:40,758
你小心點
238
00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:44,398
當心點，快抬他走，快點
239
00:24:45,474 --> 00:24:48,409
以後再來
240
00:24:48,477 --> 00:24:50,274
小心點…
241
00:24:53,181 --> 00:24:55,411
一個人抬進來，兩個人抬出去
242
00:24:56,518 --> 00:25:00,511
你的蛇鶴手很了不起？
我還要打死你
243
00:25:00,589 --> 00:25:02,420
大哥
244
00:25:03,091 --> 00:25:05,525
這個調皮鬼你就算打死他也沒用
245
00:25:05,961 --> 00:25:07,360
不如就罰他練功吧
246
00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:10,261
你真想活活把我氣死
247
00:25:10,499 --> 00:25:13,491
由今天開始不准你離家半步
248
00:25:14,269 --> 00:25:16,897
罰你站三個時辰四平大馬
249
00:26:06,555 --> 00:26:07,453
別動
250
00:26:09,624 --> 00:26:12,684
小心呀，燙得你脫毛脫皮的
251
00:26:17,499 --> 00:26:22,095
怎麼樣，這張無影椅是不是很舒服
252
00:26:24,606 --> 00:26:31,478
你雙腿發軟，手發抖啊
我看在眼裡呀樂在心裡
253
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,639
很高興呀很高興
254
00:26:41,623 --> 00:26:44,990
小子，等我幫你搔癢吧
255
00:26:51,433 --> 00:26:54,596
好了你，別抓住雞毛當令箭
256
00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:59,534
我這根令箭哪
是你老子要我盯著你
257
00:26:59,608 --> 00:27:03,135
你要是打破一隻碗
我就罰你多站一個時辰
258
00:27:03,678 --> 00:27:04,542
知死未
259
00:27:54,696 --> 00:27:56,561
師父，你回來了
260
00:28:01,703 --> 00:28:04,536
你的四平馬步站得還算穩
261
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:06,437
他有沒有偷懶
262
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:09,700
沒有，我一直盯著他
眼睛都沒有眨過一下，沒有
263
00:28:10,478 --> 00:28:11,911
是嗎？ 是
264
00:28:13,081 --> 00:28:14,207
你倒是有進步呀
265
00:28:14,282 --> 00:28:16,682
是呀，我好累啊
266
00:28:18,053 --> 00:28:19,179
真的很累嗎？
267
00:28:21,056 --> 00:28:23,684
有椅子坐，你還說累？
是呀
268
00:28:24,259 --> 00:28:26,659
什麼？有椅子坐？讓我來看看
269
00:28:27,195 --> 00:28:28,162
真的有椅子坐
270
00:28:30,632 --> 00:28:33,624
你這個畜牲，我罰你，你跟我使奸
271
00:28:36,304 --> 00:28:37,601
我真是拿你一點辦法都沒有
272
00:28:38,707 --> 00:28:40,675
明天我請你師伯來，好好修理你
273
00:28:41,276 --> 00:28:42,709
他是誰？
274
00:28:42,944 --> 00:28:44,969
蘇化子
275
00:28:47,582 --> 00:28:50,551
灼死我了
276
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,069
快點吃
277
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,104
聽說館主找蘇化子來治你
278
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,071
是呀
279
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,544
那你就‘慘不忍睹啦
280
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,508
為什麼？
281
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:18,139
你知不知道蘇化子什麼德性？
282
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,043
我聽說他很陰毒的
283
00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:24,583
凡是跟他學功夫的徒弟
不是斷手就是斷腳
284
00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:26,088
不會吧？
285
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,150
不信，你試試
286
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:33,559
告訴你，上圍塘那個阿牛
就跟他學過，你猜怎麼？
287
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,024
怎麼樣？
288
00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:38,600
連門牙都給他打光了，頭發全掉光
289
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:42,071
鼻子也打歪了
連他爸爸都認不出來
290
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:46,133
那個老怪物啊最拿手作弄人
好折墮的
291
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:49,981
那我怎麼辦？
292
00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:52,174
你好自為之
293
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,713
那糟糕了，你幫我想想嘛
294
00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:07,698
三十六計
295
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:09,098
走為上策
296
00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:14,633
你可真累贅
297
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:15,263
你快點走啊
298
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,932
那我走啦 走啊
299
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,007
老友，那麼快走啦
300
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:26,182
吃菜肉飽子…
301
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:27,980
裡邊請
302
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,628
大叔，我坐在這兒行嗎？
303
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:47,262
請…
304
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:50,604
你是潮州人？我是自己人…
305
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,905
我也是潮州人…
請…
306
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,310
這兒的菜真是不錯啊
307
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,311
單是看菜式，色、香、味俱全
308
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:00,708
真是不錯呀
309
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,185
好吃
310
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,188
客官
311
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,426
怎麼你一個人來了，那老張呢？
312
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:11,390
你自己吃吧，別客氣
313
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:13,596
客官，吃什麼？
314
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,057
先弄碗魚翅開開胃
315
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,932
對不起，沒魚翅啊
316
00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:19,936
真差勁兒
317
00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:20,334
燒鵝腿，要左腿
318
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:21,337
左腿
319
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:24,068
油雞鹵味，再蒸條老鼠斑來
320
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,971
對不起，我們這兒沒老鼠斑
321
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:28,444
那就隨便蒸條石斑魚來啦
322
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:31,307
一大碗蝦球面，紅燒鮑魚，快點
323
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,306
好
324
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,410
半斤花雕，快點
325
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:36,918
半斤花雕
326
00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:39,047
你可真吃得哦
327
00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:43,654
是呀，我不吃這麼多
怎麼能長這麼多肉哪
328
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:06,014
燒鵝左腿來了，油雞鹵味
329
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:09,182
花雕半斤
330
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:11,085
行…不用了
331
00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:15,952
飲…不要客氣…
332
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:25,959
食…好食…食…
333
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:31,475
自己人…不要客氣，吃…
334
00:33:31,543 --> 00:33:32,475
飲…
335
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,214
吃…
336
00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:45,017
我吃呀…
337
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:46,685
飲…
338
00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:03,464
餓鬼投胎
339
00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:38,965
好舒服
340
00:35:06,204 --> 00:35:08,104
我說這兒的菜真好，吃得好飽
341
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:09,569
不錯！
342
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:12,232
今天我請客，你千萬別跟我爭
343
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:17,247
今天我請，明天你請我
我先走啦，我出去先付帳
344
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:20,209
你別跟我爭，你慢慢用
345
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:24,286
我先走啦，明天再來找你
346
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:25,413
慢慢用啊…
347
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:27,515
對不起，慢用啊…
348
00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:31,528
客官，謝了，一塊九毛啊
349
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,090
有人算帳嘛
350
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,394
有人？哪位？
351
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,462
跟我同卓的老頭兒啊
352
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,043
他是你什麼人？
353
00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:48,171
他是我爸爸
354
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,479
你爸爸？
355
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,345
你到底有幾個爸爸？
356
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:57,486
我告訴你吧
他是這兒的老闆，我是他兒子
357
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,147
你難道是他的私生子？
358
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:06,019
那你是存心想白食了？
你看看那邊
359
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,334
什麼叫吃白食
不過今天我忘了帶錢出來
360
00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:22,038
明天我再來吃，一塊兒算帳
361
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:39,319
大猩猩，還不揍他
362
00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:04,577
虎爪
363
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:38,622
別動手，有事慢慢商量
364
00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:41,352
別動手
365
00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:47,256
別打…自己人…別打…
366
00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:50,358
自己人，打死無相干
367
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:53,268
要你吃多少，嘔多少，打
368
00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:02,374
燒鵝腿
369
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,379
左腿一隻
370
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,450
油雞鹵味
371
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,646
他媽的
372
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,581
還有半斤花雕
373
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,954
不行了，黃膽水都吐出來了
374
00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:35,637
好了，打夠本了，真想打死人哪？
375
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:39,313
夠什麼夠，還要讓他去洗茅坑啊
376
00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,282
我給點厲害你看看
377
00:38:52,397 --> 00:38:53,295
謝謝
378
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:59,168
老不死的，竟敢多管閑事
379
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:01,364
你小心點兒看著，我會跳的
380
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,209
接著
381
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:11,408
燙得你跳了吧
382
00:40:21,248 --> 00:40:22,579
你還吃那麼多
383
00:40:25,085 --> 00:40:28,782
自己人…自己人
誰跟你自己人？
384
00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:45,070
四肢發達，頭腦簡單哪
385
00:40:47,574 --> 00:40:49,542
臭小子，還不快溜
386
00:40:51,611 --> 00:40:52,908
打死你
387
00:41:00,887 --> 00:41:01,785
走…
388
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:20,265
老頭兒，看不出來你年紀這麼大
還真的有兩下子
389
00:41:20,507 --> 00:41:25,945
失禮，沒有兩下子
怎麼出來跑江湖呢
390
00:41:26,046 --> 00:41:29,982
難道像你這個熊樣子
讓人家打得直吐
391
00:41:35,021 --> 00:41:37,512
人有失手，馬有失蹄
392
00:41:37,691 --> 00:41:40,626
如果我的腳不踩不進那破痰盂裡
393
00:41:40,961 --> 00:41:42,485
他們人再多，我都不怕呀
394
00:41:44,631 --> 00:41:46,997
拉不出屎，賴茅房
395
00:41:47,067 --> 00:41:50,161
我倒還沒有問你，你幹嘛那麼‘慘
396
00:41:50,503 --> 00:41:52,198
弄到要吃霸王飯呢？
397
00:41:53,273 --> 00:41:55,537
說起來話就長
398
00:41:56,009 --> 00:41:57,203
老頭兒，還沒請教
399
00:41:59,079 --> 00:41:59,545
我姓蘇
400
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:05,584
提起姓蘇的我氣就來了
那個老王八蛋
401
00:42:07,187 --> 00:42:08,654
就是他害‘慘了我
402
00:42:09,222 --> 00:42:10,086
你說是誰呀？
403
00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:12,988
就是你的老祖宗蘇化子
404
00:42:13,059 --> 00:42:15,493
我爹請他回來治我
405
00:42:15,662 --> 00:42:16,856
你怕他是不是？
406
00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:19,030
怕？我怕他有牙呀
407
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:25,037
不過聽說這個老鬼呀
又陰險，又狡猾，又毒辣
408
00:42:25,105 --> 00:42:26,572
這個老王八蛋
409
00:42:27,907 --> 00:42:30,467
我早晚一定要他嘗嘗我的厲害
410
00:42:32,045 --> 00:42:33,205
你有的是機會
411
00:42:36,082 --> 00:42:37,674
是了，你在哪兒發財呀
412
00:42:39,019 --> 00:42:43,479
我啊，我幕天，席地，吃八方呀
413
00:42:43,623 --> 00:42:44,524
你是叫化子？
414
00:42:44,524 --> 00:42:47,857
對，人人都叫我蘇化子
415
00:42:49,162 --> 00:42:50,254
原來你是叫化子
416
00:42:52,999 --> 00:42:53,658
蘇化子
417
00:42:53,733 --> 00:42:55,064
不就是我
418
00:43:16,022 --> 00:43:18,991
走得快好世界
419
00:43:23,163 --> 00:43:26,064
好世界你沒份，挨世界你有份了
420
00:43:33,039 --> 00:43:36,133
我收了你老子的錢
要我好好的教訓你
421
00:43:36,209 --> 00:43:37,141
你跑不掉啦
422
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:45,079
那要學多久啊？
423
00:43:47,187 --> 00:43:48,085
一天哪？
424
00:43:48,254 --> 00:43:49,152
一年
425
00:43:49,622 --> 00:43:50,611
那不完蛋了
426
00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:02,634
你拿了錢，我不學了
那你還不划算哪
427
00:44:02,702 --> 00:44:05,296
你想不學，我非要教你不可
428
00:44:05,705 --> 00:44:06,603
你這死老鬼
429
00:44:26,793 --> 00:44:28,124
你敢不敢先放了我
430
00:44:36,603 --> 00:44:41,768
你這死老鬼
老虎不發威當我是病貓啊
431
00:44:42,075 --> 00:44:44,202
讓你見識我的工字伏虎拳
432
00:44:57,290 --> 00:44:59,485
工字伏虎拳是這樣的嗎
433
00:44:59,793 --> 00:45:00,987
虎形拳
434
00:45:18,745 --> 00:45:20,144
厲害吧
435
00:45:36,830 --> 00:45:40,732
伏虎拳？我看是你的受虎拳哪
436
00:45:41,267 --> 00:45:41,824
鶴形拳
437
00:45:44,838 --> 00:45:45,827
沉淨鶴嘴
438
00:45:46,272 --> 00:45:47,204
飽鶴還魂
439
00:45:47,907 --> 00:45:48,839
寒鶴尋蝦
440
00:45:48,908 --> 00:45:52,241
蝦…獨腳飛鶴…
441
00:46:17,164 --> 00:46:18,495
我來啦
442
00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:23,001
你嚇我
443
00:46:23,371 --> 00:46:25,362
怎麼嚇得爬上樹了
444
00:46:26,073 --> 00:46:29,065
什麼？我是在打猴拳
445
00:46:58,606 --> 00:46:59,573
你跟不跟我學？
446
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,370
學不學？學不學？
447
00:47:02,443 --> 00:47:03,603
別那麼大力
448
00:47:03,677 --> 00:47:05,235
學不學？說
449
00:47:06,514 --> 00:47:10,280
學就學嘛
那兒有硬逼著學功夫的，死老鬼
450
00:48:57,694 --> 00:48:59,321
你想溜呀
451
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:01,329
我想撒尿
452
00:49:01,497 --> 00:49:03,727
撒尿在那邊 那邊
453
00:49:18,314 --> 00:49:20,282
右缸倒左缸
454
00:49:28,691 --> 00:49:30,750
後缸倒入右缸
455
00:49:33,863 --> 00:49:35,558
後缸倒前缸
456
00:49:42,805 --> 00:49:45,205
左缸倒入右缸
457
00:49:46,509 --> 00:49:48,477
右缸倒前缸
458
00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:59,516
左缸又倒回右缸.右缸倒左缸
459
00:49:59,656 --> 00:50:01,647
這樣倒，天亮都倒不光
460
00:50:04,861 --> 00:50:06,761
繼續倒水
461
00:50:09,332 --> 00:50:11,493
這麼陰毒呀，好
462
00:50:38,494 --> 00:50:41,463
飛鴻…
463
00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:56,941
死老頭，你在裡邊慢慢兒洗吧
464
00:51:29,579 --> 00:51:31,308
小子，滾開點
465
00:51:35,384 --> 00:51:36,681
你聽見沒有，你聾了
466
00:51:38,654 --> 00:51:41,145
你是瞎子呀
看不見你大爺正在忙啊
467
00:51:42,592 --> 00:51:45,584
你這小王八蛋，好硬的嘴
468
00:51:46,629 --> 00:51:48,529
嘴硬，這兒是你買下來的
469
00:51:48,831 --> 00:51:49,889
我不走又怎麼樣呀
470
00:51:51,634 --> 00:51:53,363
你的嘴倒是挺利害
471
00:51:53,436 --> 00:51:57,395
我看你這小子真是不知道天高地厚
472
00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:07,173
舒不舒服？
473
00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:11,451
舒服個屁呀，你真是個惡人
474
00:52:11,554 --> 00:52:13,351
你大爺專治惡人
475
00:52:23,699 --> 00:52:24,666
來…
476
00:52:42,819 --> 00:52:46,778
就憑你這點功夫
居然敢出來跑江湖
477
00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:48,617
是哪個師父教你的
478
00:52:48,858 --> 00:52:50,519
我爹教我的
479
00:53:06,609 --> 00:53:10,636
看樣子你爹的功夫也好不了那兒了
480
00:53:10,713 --> 00:53:13,409
叫他來替我做跟班還差不多
481
00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:21,616
我看，你不如認我做爸爸算了
482
00:53:21,757 --> 00:53:22,689
去你媽的
483
00:53:30,766 --> 00:53:31,858
坐下
484
00:53:32,768 --> 00:53:33,735
起來
485
00:53:34,237 --> 00:53:35,670
再坐下
486
00:53:38,241 --> 00:53:40,641
乖兒子你倒很聽話
487
00:53:48,718 --> 00:53:49,582
去你媽的
488
00:53:58,961 --> 00:54:00,519
幫我提鞋吧
489
00:54:00,997 --> 00:54:02,157
是呀
490
00:54:42,729 --> 00:54:43,093
別過來
491
00:54:43,797 --> 00:54:48,166
小子，你成了縮頭龜了
492
00:55:03,082 --> 00:55:04,777
我算是吃定你了
493
00:55:05,118 --> 00:55:09,714
我看你就算回去再練一輩子功夫
也不是我的對手
494
00:55:24,504 --> 00:55:26,972
打死你這個無名小卒
495
00:55:27,106 --> 00:55:29,506
簡直破壞我閻某人的威名
496
00:55:30,076 --> 00:55:31,771
快從我褲襠下面鑽出去
497
00:55:32,011 --> 00:55:33,672
滾回鄉下挑大糞吧
498
00:55:36,449 --> 00:55:37,609
鑽
499
00:56:07,213 --> 00:56:11,616
等一等，這條褲子是你的吧
500
00:57:02,535 --> 00:57:04,093
就憑你這點功夫
501
00:57:04,237 --> 00:57:06,501
看樣子你爹的功夫也好不了那兒了
502
00:57:06,706 --> 00:57:08,674
幫我提鞋也覺得麻煩
503
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,615
我算是吃定你了
504
00:57:19,752 --> 00:57:23,449
我看你就算回去再練一輩子功夫
也不是我的對手
505
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:42,439
打死你這個無名小卒
506
00:57:42,608 --> 00:57:45,133
簡直破壞我閻某人的威名
507
00:57:45,311 --> 00:57:47,245
快從我褲襠下面鑽出去
508
00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:49,275
滾回鄉下挑大糞吧
509
00:57:49,615 --> 00:57:51,105
鑽
510
00:59:08,761 --> 00:59:13,323
你這小兔崽子，這個酒很貴的
511
00:59:15,434 --> 00:59:16,526
這酒好香啊
512
00:59:17,403 --> 00:59:19,337
師父您喝酒，我給你烤衣服
513
00:59:36,689 --> 00:59:38,554
你怎麼這麼性感呀？
514
00:59:53,439 --> 00:59:55,339
著了，著火了
515
00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:57,236
燒著了
516
00:59:59,812 --> 01:00:03,612
我一百零一套的大禮服讓你燒爛了
517
01:00:37,817 --> 01:00:40,377
我的腰啊
518
01:01:04,477 --> 01:01:05,535
我的腕子
519
01:01:05,678 --> 01:01:07,373
你腰力，腕力都不夠呀
520
01:01:15,521 --> 01:01:20,549
有菜沒有肉，泡完茶又凍
521
01:01:21,327 --> 01:01:22,316
凍…
522
01:01:23,395 --> 01:01:26,523
師父打得我的頭痛
523
01:01:26,732 --> 01:01:28,222
吃飯吧
524
01:01:35,541 --> 01:01:40,035
怎麼？練功練得手都震了
525
01:03:05,731 --> 01:03:08,325
師父，舀完啦
526
01:03:09,301 --> 01:03:10,325
這麼快？
527
01:03:11,703 --> 01:03:14,638
再從上邊舀下來
528
01:03:16,008 --> 01:03:17,635
快點兒
529
01:03:19,344 --> 01:03:22,313
早知道，剛才不弄這麼滿啦
530
01:03:29,755 --> 01:03:30,847
‘慘
531
01:03:37,763 --> 01:03:41,722
飛鴻，幫我把合桃打開
532
01:03:45,737 --> 01:03:49,798
要像我這樣的打開吧
533
01:03:51,043 --> 01:03:52,908
照我這樣打開
534
01:04:52,237 --> 01:04:57,231
師父，照你這樣玩法
猴子都給你玩死了
535
01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:00,610
師父，我們出去走走吧
536
01:05:01,613 --> 01:05:02,807
好…
537
01:05:04,015 --> 01:05:06,483
開…
538
01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:17,021
師父，你真行呀 當然了
539
01:05:20,632 --> 01:05:25,968
別眨眼，買了…
540
01:05:26,238 --> 01:05:28,172
老頭子，該走了吧？！
541
01:05:28,507 --> 01:05:33,604
走啊，這麼少錢，怎麼買好酒啊
542
01:05:34,913 --> 01:05:39,543
我現在要乘勝追擊呀，下這個
543
01:05:40,152 --> 01:05:45,112
來，你們也來買…
信者得救，快來買
544
01:05:47,092 --> 01:05:53,429
開呀…幹什麼嘛
545
01:05:53,932 --> 01:05:54,626
不敢開呀
546
01:05:54,966 --> 01:05:56,957
開呀…
547
01:05:57,035 --> 01:05:59,128
怕呀？ 別吵
548
01:06:00,105 --> 01:06:03,939
開呀
549
01:06:05,143 --> 01:06:12,709
師父你可真行 當然
550
01:06:13,118 --> 01:06:14,142
沒得彈
551
01:06:16,121 --> 01:06:17,213
你們買吧
552
01:06:17,556 --> 01:06:19,183
買了就發了，很容易中的
553
01:06:19,591 --> 01:06:20,649
你好…
554
01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:22,017
我跟你玩一把
555
01:06:22,694 --> 01:06:24,457
咱們一次過
556
01:06:24,629 --> 01:06:27,928
好呀，咱們今天要發大財
557
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:30,067
來呀
558
01:06:54,492 --> 01:06:55,049
買呀
559
01:06:55,126 --> 01:06:56,184
好啊
560
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,565
開吧
561
01:07:15,013 --> 01:07:16,537
不好意思
562
01:07:18,149 --> 01:07:19,117
幹什麼？
563
01:07:19,117 --> 01:07:22,575
你的手腳挺快的
我的眼力比你更快
564
01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:30,584
原來你是騙子
565
01:07:32,998 --> 01:07:36,126
抓賭的來了，快跑
566
01:07:45,744 --> 01:07:49,145
你倒是真狠哪，又騙，又搶的
快把錢交出來
567
01:07:49,281 --> 01:07:52,444
財到光棍手，一去沒回頭
568
01:07:52,684 --> 01:07:54,117
你知不知道我是誰啊
569
01:07:54,286 --> 01:07:55,651
我認識你是老鼠
570
01:07:56,488 --> 01:07:58,786
你倒挺聰明，知道我是老鼠
571
01:07:59,124 --> 01:08:00,785
人稱我鐵頭老鼠
572
01:08:02,093 --> 01:08:03,151
真磚頭
573
01:08:06,064 --> 01:08:07,463
是蠻硬的
574
01:08:07,699 --> 01:08:08,791
怕了吧
575
01:08:10,235 --> 01:08:11,497
不准走
576
01:08:11,870 --> 01:08:15,704
今天你要是不還錢，不管你是老鼠
577
01:08:15,774 --> 01:08:16,763
老虎我也照打
578
01:08:18,243 --> 01:08:22,577
這個地頭只有我敢打人，誰敢說打
579
01:08:22,781 --> 01:08:24,214
我看你活得不耐煩了
580
01:08:24,549 --> 01:08:25,777
讓你試試我的鐵頭功
581
01:08:33,525 --> 01:08:34,787
頂心
582
01:08:44,269 --> 01:08:45,463
頂肺
583
01:08:46,538 --> 01:08:49,029
師父，他的頭太厲害了
584
01:08:49,274 --> 01:08:50,673
你別泄氣嘛
585
01:08:51,042 --> 01:08:52,737
現在你知道我的厲害了吧
586
01:09:01,586 --> 01:09:02,644
真過癮啊
587
01:09:16,501 --> 01:09:18,469
頂呱呱…
588
01:09:45,163 --> 01:09:48,860
你左撞右撞，盲頭蒼蠅撞進褲襠
589
01:09:55,607 --> 01:09:57,541
我頂…
590
01:10:20,965 --> 01:10:23,729
鐵錘打頭頂，我問你還敢不敢頂？
591
01:10:46,157 --> 01:10:47,522
問你還頂不頂
592
01:10:50,762 --> 01:10:52,923
我頂不住
593
01:11:10,615 --> 01:11:12,606
師父，我頂不住了
594
01:11:27,699 --> 01:11:30,167
偷懶 不是呀…
595
01:11:38,543 --> 01:11:42,172
我的手要斷了
596
01:11:46,784 --> 01:11:49,617
今天別練啦，跟我去買酒回來
597
01:11:50,688 --> 01:11:51,712
買酒
598
01:12:03,968 --> 01:12:05,560
夥計 來啦
599
01:12:05,636 --> 01:12:06,898
要什麼？
600
01:12:06,971 --> 01:12:10,134
替我裝三… 三斤酒？
601
01:12:10,341 --> 01:12:14,072
不是，三兩花雕，快點
602
01:12:14,145 --> 01:12:15,442
三兩呀？
603
01:12:15,980 --> 01:12:18,278
快點，站這兒幹嘛
604
01:12:24,188 --> 01:12:25,382
三兩
605
01:12:50,281 --> 01:12:52,181
兔崽子，買酒買這麼久還沒有回來
606
01:13:02,259 --> 01:13:03,658
兔崽子
607
01:13:10,034 --> 01:13:11,194
就是他
608
01:13:19,176 --> 01:13:20,666
老夥，你是哪條道上的？
609
01:13:21,412 --> 01:13:23,312
那你又是哪條道上的？
610
01:13:27,051 --> 01:13:29,417
一代棍王徐擎天，你聽過沒有？
611
01:13:30,354 --> 01:13:36,520
聽過…
那佛山蘇化子你又聽過嗎？
612
01:13:36,994 --> 01:13:38,018
蘇化子？
613
01:13:38,295 --> 01:13:40,388
就是我啦
614
01:13:42,366 --> 01:13:43,355
走
615
01:13:44,335 --> 01:13:46,997
大哥，不要走，他不像蘇化子啊
616
01:13:47,071 --> 01:13:47,503
什麼？
617
01:13:47,972 --> 01:13:48,996
你看
618
01:13:51,242 --> 01:13:56,305
蘇化子沒理由會戰戰抖抖的
一定是冒牌
619
01:14:01,552 --> 01:14:05,181
好呀，你膽子真是不小
冒充蘇化子來唬我
620
01:14:05,356 --> 01:14:08,484
幹嘛冒充呀？貨真價實的蘇化子
621
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:10,457
還嘴硬
622
01:15:04,181 --> 01:15:05,148
師父
623
01:15:05,249 --> 01:15:06,375
快扔酒來
624
01:15:16,327 --> 01:15:17,294
是水呀
625
01:15:25,269 --> 01:15:27,237
兔崽子，你誤了大事啦
626
01:15:59,170 --> 01:16:00,068
師父
627
01:16:34,071 --> 01:16:37,199
算他們走運，下次我碰上了
628
01:16:37,274 --> 01:16:39,265
一定打斷他們的骨頭，走
629
01:17:04,468 --> 01:17:07,301
怎麼？給人打得吃不下飯了？
630
01:17:08,339 --> 01:17:12,275
師父，都是我不好
害得你給人家打
631
01:17:12,343 --> 01:17:14,641
這都多虧你關照啊
632
01:17:15,079 --> 01:17:20,210
我蘇化子這幾十年來
走遍大江南北，五湖四海
633
01:17:20,351 --> 01:17:22,342
都沒像今天這麼丟臉
634
01:17:22,519 --> 01:17:24,350
那並不是你不夠人家打呀
635
01:17:24,488 --> 01:17:27,082
是因為你沒有喝酒，使不上勁
636
01:17:27,725 --> 01:17:29,283
你倒會說
637
01:17:30,761 --> 01:17:32,729
可惜你徒弟我又沒本事
638
01:17:33,230 --> 01:17:36,324
要不然哪，我一定打得那棍王變棒槌
639
01:17:37,334 --> 01:17:40,462
那你是怨我沒有教你武功？！
640
01:17:41,605 --> 01:17:45,666
教是有教了，左摔右摔，手擰腿歪
641
01:17:46,143 --> 01:17:47,474
淨是學怎麼挨打
642
01:17:53,584 --> 01:17:58,248
你父親黃麒英是洪拳一代宗師
643
01:17:58,322 --> 01:18:01,416
十八般武藝無一不精
644
01:18:01,558 --> 01:18:05,153
難道還要我教他的兒子？
645
01:18:05,362 --> 01:18:07,125
他想找你來折磨我
646
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,661
你父親把你交給我
647
01:18:12,002 --> 01:18:15,233
當然是看中我蘇化子的絕技呀
648
01:18:15,406 --> 01:18:16,668
什麼絕技？
649
01:18:17,141 --> 01:18:19,234
醉八仙
650
01:18:20,244 --> 01:18:24,908
我以為什麼寶貝
原來是學醉酒子打拳
651
01:18:25,249 --> 01:18:27,217
你這個兔崽子不識寶啊
652
01:18:27,384 --> 01:18:30,478
我這幾十年來不知道
有多少人想拜我為師
653
01:18:30,554 --> 01:18:32,385
我還不教
654
01:19:06,357 --> 01:19:11,158
你不要看我醉步浮浮
裡面暗藏殺機
655
01:19:11,328 --> 01:19:16,391
虛虛實實，以柔制剛，敗中求勝
656
01:19:36,954 --> 01:19:38,444
怎麼樣啊？
657
01:19:39,390 --> 01:19:41,290
那又不見你教我醉八仙？
658
01:19:42,393 --> 01:19:44,657
難道你父親沒有告訴你
659
01:19:45,029 --> 01:19:48,430
練拳不練功，到老一場空
660
01:19:48,499 --> 01:19:50,467
我叫你吃這麼多苦
661
01:19:50,634 --> 01:19:54,365
無非是要你打好醉八仙的根底
662
01:19:56,373 --> 01:19:57,965
現在差不多了
663
01:19:58,275 --> 01:19:59,242
真的？
664
01:19:59,376 --> 01:20:03,506
練醉拳最好要三分酒意才夠味
665
01:20:06,984 --> 01:20:08,281
先喝一杯
666
01:20:15,459 --> 01:20:16,949
再喝一杯
667
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:25,934
飛鴻，你讀過書沒有
668
01:20:26,103 --> 01:20:28,571
我以前讀過幾年私塾
669
01:20:31,075 --> 01:20:32,235
將進酒
670
01:20:33,610 --> 01:20:35,237
杯莫停
671
01:20:35,579 --> 01:20:37,547
與君歌一曲
672
01:20:38,415 --> 01:20:40,508
請君為我傾耳聽
673
01:20:41,718 --> 01:20:45,279
鐘鼓饌玉不足貴
674
01:20:45,422 --> 01:20:48,289
但願長醉不願醒
675
01:20:48,725 --> 01:20:50,716
夠啦…
676
01:20:54,498 --> 01:20:58,730
古來聖賢皆寂寞
677
01:20:59,536 --> 01:21:02,004
惟有飲者留其名
678
01:21:04,441 --> 01:21:07,103
惟有飲者留其名
679
01:21:07,444 --> 01:21:09,435
新豐美酒鬥十千
680
01:21:10,547 --> 01:21:14,415
咸陽遊俠多少年
681
01:21:17,087 --> 01:21:19,749
天子呼來不上船
682
01:21:20,390 --> 01:21:23,450
自稱臣是酒中仙
683
01:21:25,329 --> 01:21:26,990
舉杯邀明月
684
01:21:30,534 --> 01:21:33,002
對影成三人
685
01:21:33,971 --> 01:21:36,531
葡萄美酒夜光杯
686
01:21:36,673 --> 01:21:40,507
欲飲琵琶馬上摧
687
01:21:40,677 --> 01:21:44,738
醉臥沙場君莫笑
688
01:21:45,115 --> 01:21:47,049
君莫笑啊
689
01:21:48,385 --> 01:21:50,376
君莫笑
690
01:22:00,731 --> 01:22:04,462
呂洞賓，醉酒提壺力千鈞
691
01:22:41,638 --> 01:22:46,371
鐵拐李，旋爭膝撞醉還真
692
01:23:13,003 --> 01:23:17,406
漢鐘離，跌步抱埕兜心頂
693
01:23:44,568 --> 01:23:48,231
藍采和，單提敬酒攔腰破
694
01:24:15,499 --> 01:24:19,026
張果老，醉酒拋杯踢連環
695
01:24:47,731 --> 01:24:50,632
曹國舅，仙人敬酒鎖喉扣
696
01:25:16,727 --> 01:25:19,594
韓湘子，擒腕擊胸醉吹簫
697
01:25:39,716 --> 01:25:43,049
何仙姑，彈腰獻酒醉蕩步
698
01:25:51,294 --> 01:25:54,752
練拳沒有個正經的
699
01:25:55,065 --> 01:25:57,761
這種招式那麼娘娘腔的
700
01:25:58,068 --> 01:26:02,368
何仙姑是個女人嘛，看著點
701
01:26:06,877 --> 01:26:08,037
跟著我練
702
01:26:22,159 --> 01:26:23,558
自己練啊
703
01:26:23,860 --> 01:26:25,794
行啦，我會的啦
704
01:26:25,963 --> 01:26:27,123
用心點兒練
705
01:26:32,502 --> 01:26:34,527
娘娘腔，我才不學呢
706
01:26:40,344 --> 01:26:43,871
黃麒英，你一再教唆村民
707
01:27:45,069 --> 01:27:48,394
若要人不知，除非己莫為
708
01:27:49,292 --> 01:27:50,816
你這話什麼意思？
709
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:55,722
李萬豪，你是要牛頭山裡面的東西吧
710
01:27:56,265 --> 01:27:57,425
你胡說八道
711
01:27:57,733 --> 01:27:59,064
煤
712
01:27:59,902 --> 01:28:03,770
牛頭山是個大煤礦
你勾結省城煤礦公司
713
01:28:03,873 --> 01:28:07,070
以低價買入，從中謀取暴利
714
01:28:07,209 --> 01:28:11,077
你騙得了村民，卻騙不過我黃麒英
715
01:28:16,185 --> 01:28:19,882
既然你已經知道了，好，我認了
716
01:28:20,122 --> 01:28:21,783
如果你不再插手
717
01:28:21,857 --> 01:28:24,883
事成之後，我分給你紅利兩成
718
01:28:25,127 --> 01:28:28,358
兩成？你太看得起我黃麒英了
719
01:28:28,497 --> 01:28:32,797
李萬豪，你聽著
牛頭山是屬於全村人的
720
01:28:32,902 --> 01:28:35,769
誰都不能夠獨霸，你給我滾出去
721
01:28:36,606 --> 01:28:39,507
黃麒英，你存心跟我過不去
722
01:28:39,575 --> 01:28:42,840
別以為你武藝高強，會有人收拾你
723
01:29:02,198 --> 01:29:06,862
奉上銀票一千，殺佛山黃麒英
724
01:29:08,437 --> 01:29:10,064
黃麒英？
725
01:29:23,586 --> 01:29:24,518
師父
726
01:29:24,854 --> 01:29:26,253
今晚上的酒菜預備好了沒有？
預備好了
727
01:29:31,527 --> 01:29:33,893
快點弄好，今天很多客人的
728
01:29:42,138 --> 01:29:42,467
徐師傳
729
01:29:45,474 --> 01:29:46,372
辦喪事呀？
730
01:29:49,679 --> 01:29:51,306
你這臭小子
731
01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:54,611
上次那頓揍得還不夠
身子又癢啦？
732
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:01,585
身子就不癢，不過手有點癢
733
01:30:02,291 --> 01:30:04,418
好，今晚上我加菜
734
01:30:04,493 --> 01:30:06,085
師父，加什麼菜？
735
01:30:06,262 --> 01:30:09,231
冬筍豬肉，拿棍子來
是
736
01:30:10,132 --> 01:30:11,190
豬肉？
737
01:30:13,202 --> 01:30:14,533
我先來塊
738
01:30:15,705 --> 01:30:17,832
不錯，好吃呀
739
01:30:18,441 --> 01:30:19,339
師父
740
01:30:22,611 --> 01:30:23,600
來一碗
741
01:31:00,483 --> 01:31:02,610
牙好厲害，碗都咬崩啦
742
01:31:24,273 --> 01:31:24,637
怎麼樣？
743
01:31:36,318 --> 01:31:39,549
你不要亂來呀，有牙的
744
01:31:51,267 --> 01:31:53,360
你現在就淒涼的淒了
745
01:32:08,484 --> 01:32:09,610
坐穩點
746
01:32:14,156 --> 01:32:15,316
我頂
747
01:32:17,726 --> 01:32:20,422
屁股撞棍王啊
748
01:32:29,271 --> 01:32:31,398
餓狗搶屎
749
01:32:32,441 --> 01:32:33,430
差一點
750
01:32:39,882 --> 01:32:40,849
搶到了
751
01:34:04,366 --> 01:34:05,333
喝醉了吧？
752
01:34:42,838 --> 01:34:44,806
師父，這次有酒喝了
753
01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,877
師父，有酒喝了，棍王送的
754
01:34:54,950 --> 01:34:56,247
不用錢的
755
01:35:00,456 --> 01:35:01,445
師父
756
01:35:02,624 --> 01:35:04,251
師父
757
01:35:06,862 --> 01:35:07,886
師父
758
01:35:08,731 --> 01:35:09,720
師父
759
01:35:19,908 --> 01:35:24,709
阿鴻，相處經已整年
我們應該分手了
760
01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:28,782
有道是師父引進門，學藝在個人
761
01:35:29,151 --> 01:35:34,748
往後要靠自己勤下苦功
才能熟而精，精而化
762
01:35:34,823 --> 01:35:37,758
將醉八仙?入化境
763
01:35:37,926 --> 01:35:42,659
師父四海為家，不必牽掛
你回家去吧
764
01:35:42,798 --> 01:35:47,826
當你要師父的時候，我自會到來
蘇化子留字
765
01:35:55,677 --> 01:36:01,775
師父…
766
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:19,492
高點
767
01:36:25,641 --> 01:36:26,608
用力
768
01:36:26,842 --> 01:36:27,934
黃師父
769
01:36:29,244 --> 01:36:32,543
黃師父… 什麼事？
770
01:36:32,681 --> 01:36:35,775
李萬豪他帶了一夥人正在挖牛頭山哪
771
01:36:35,851 --> 01:36:36,613
有這種事？
772
01:36:36,685 --> 01:36:40,917
大塊呆，你告訴他們說
我有事去牛頭山，快
773
01:36:43,725 --> 01:36:45,886
就在前面，快點
774
01:37:19,828 --> 01:37:25,198
黃麒英不愧為洪拳一代宗師
果然名不虛傳
775
01:37:26,468 --> 01:37:29,665
你是哪一位？
我黃某人跟你素不相識
776
01:37:29,738 --> 01:37:31,603
為什麼暗算我？
777
01:37:32,241 --> 01:37:36,644
我閻鐵心接單取命，從未失手
778
01:37:36,812 --> 01:37:41,715
既然遇著你威振兩廣的黃師父
那就不客氣了
779
01:37:43,185 --> 01:37:48,282
閣下就是令江湖上
談虎色變的冷血殺手閻鐵心
780
01:37:49,858 --> 01:37:50,916
好說了
781
01:37:52,194 --> 01:37:55,630
不過遇著我黃麒英
我看沒那麼順利吧
782
01:37:56,198 --> 01:37:58,894
那就要黃師父多多成全了
783
01:38:19,788 --> 01:38:23,189
手是兩扇門，全憑腳打人
784
01:38:31,967 --> 01:38:34,663
手打三分，腳踢七分
785
01:39:16,979 --> 01:39:20,779
黃麒英，明年今天就是你的忌辰
786
01:39:33,362 --> 01:39:34,294
師父
787
01:39:34,396 --> 01:39:36,364
爹，你沒事吧
788
01:39:36,698 --> 01:39:38,791
兔崽子，你回來啦？
789
01:39:38,934 --> 01:39:41,869
放心吧，不用怕，有我在這裡
790
01:39:42,237 --> 01:39:44,797
誰那麼大膽欺侮我爹
等老子我來教訓他
791
01:39:48,377 --> 01:39:48,866
怎麼又是你？
792
01:39:51,346 --> 01:39:55,282
原來是你這小子，回來給你爹送終
793
01:39:56,285 --> 01:39:57,775
你…
794
01:39:58,687 --> 01:40:02,282
黃師父，你生了這種兒子
真是前世不修了
795
01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:06,327
你小心點，生兒子沒屁股
796
01:40:08,430 --> 01:40:11,729
好小子，認相的快回去撿大糞
797
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:13,825
要不然連你也上西天
798
01:40:13,935 --> 01:40:16,665
豬屎我不撿了
我幫你撿骨才是真的
799
01:40:16,905 --> 01:40:21,740
好，我吃虧點
今天我買一送一，先送你歸西
800
01:40:28,183 --> 01:40:32,847
先別動手，別動手，等我來
801
01:40:32,921 --> 01:40:34,786
師父，你怎麼來了
802
01:40:34,856 --> 01:40:39,418
這樣的場面
怎麼能沒了我蘇化子嘛
803
01:40:39,961 --> 01:40:44,330
蘇化子，沒你的事，走開點
804
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:50,295
那你就錯了
我蘇化子是專管人閑事的
805
01:40:50,439 --> 01:40:54,899
不過，你不用怕
對付你這種人用不著我動手
806
01:40:55,277 --> 01:40:57,802
他對你就足夠有餘了
807
01:40:59,981 --> 01:41:02,176
先喝點酒
808
01:41:43,258 --> 01:41:46,227
師父，好勁呀，這是什麼酒呀
809
01:41:46,461 --> 01:41:47,826
三鞭酒
810
01:41:48,730 --> 01:41:49,754
好酒呀
811
01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:48,515
呂洞賓，醉酒提壺力千鈞
812
01:42:59,434 --> 01:43:00,958
鐵拐李
813
01:43:28,997 --> 01:43:32,194
旋爭膝撞醉還真
814
01:43:33,768 --> 01:43:34,792
藍采和
815
01:43:52,220 --> 01:43:54,552
單提敬酒攔腰破
816
01:43:54,890 --> 01:43:56,551
漢鐘離
817
01:43:58,226 --> 01:44:00,558
跌步抱埕兜心頂
818
01:44:16,511 --> 01:44:19,241
厲害，醉八仙
819
01:44:19,981 --> 01:44:23,576
誇獎了，還有更厲害的
820
01:44:24,653 --> 01:44:25,915
韓湘子
821
01:44:29,858 --> 01:44:32,588
擒腕擊胸醉吹簫
822
01:45:00,655 --> 01:45:01,952
真厲害
823
01:45:03,558 --> 01:45:05,355
簫都吹彎了吧
824
01:45:06,361 --> 01:45:10,263
曹國舅，仙人敬酒鎖喉扣
825
01:45:10,332 --> 01:45:12,232
鎖喉扣
826
01:45:13,702 --> 01:45:14,862
我扣
827
01:45:15,303 --> 01:45:18,636
扣…
828
01:45:19,341 --> 01:45:22,936
扣…
829
01:45:23,311 --> 01:45:29,443
我叫你扣
830
01:45:34,222 --> 01:45:35,519
我打得你跪地叩
831
01:45:50,238 --> 01:45:51,728
鬼魅無影手
832
01:45:53,041 --> 01:45:54,474
很識貨嘛
833
01:45:57,379 --> 01:45:58,403
張果老
834
01:46:04,953 --> 01:46:06,318
我叫你活不到老
835
01:46:23,738 --> 01:46:25,262
還有何仙姑呢？都使出來吧
836
01:46:26,474 --> 01:46:34,745
我何…何…何
837
01:46:36,418 --> 01:46:37,316
等等
838
01:46:37,519 --> 01:46:38,679
師父，不行啦
839
01:46:39,387 --> 01:46:40,479
為什麼？
840
01:46:40,555 --> 01:46:41,749
我沒有學呀
841
01:46:43,758 --> 01:46:45,521
現在教我行不行呀
842
01:46:45,760 --> 01:46:46,988
現在教個屁呀
843
01:47:13,054 --> 01:47:14,214
飛鴻
844
01:47:14,723 --> 01:47:19,183
看似無形實有形，鬼手虛實辨分明
845
01:47:21,296 --> 01:47:25,733
七位混揉成一體，氣定神寧自創仙
846
01:47:27,469 --> 01:47:30,438
好，我自創何仙姑
847
01:47:43,384 --> 01:47:45,352
這招叫騷寡婦送情郎
848
01:47:52,427 --> 01:47:55,225
這招叫扭屁股，老娘坐馬桶
849
01:48:02,504 --> 01:48:04,233
你坐歪了吧
850
01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:13,474
搽胭脂碎粉
851
01:48:16,518 --> 01:48:18,509
美人照鏡
852
01:48:20,255 --> 01:48:21,244
醉八仙是這樣的嗎
853
01:48:22,323 --> 01:48:27,420
各師各法，各馬各騎，各廟各菩薩
854
01:48:27,495 --> 01:48:30,362
同一師父，不同玩法
855
01:49:59,954 --> 01:50:02,514
仙姑酒癮發了，來一口
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