Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.BZ
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ
3
00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:14,359
[instrumental music]
4
00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:47,219
[theme music]
5
00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:49,005
Fuck!
6
00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,045
Third time this
month, isn't it?
7
00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:01,086
Yeah.
8
00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,124
Job security.
9
00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,885
I love it!
10
00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,613
Yeah, well, you
are an asshole.
11
00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:12,097
True story.
12
00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,685
Look, where am I taking this?
13
00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,273
Back to your uncle's shop?
14
00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:16,066
Fuck.
15
00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:16,895
No.
16
00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:24,144
Yeah, take it there.
17
00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,249
You drop me off at my
fucking stupid job first.
18
00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:27,561
[giggles]
19
00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:30,978
[suspenseful music]
20
00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:41,954
Again?
21
00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:47,028
It's a fucking piece of shit.
22
00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:47,857
Yeah?
23
00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:54,001
But it does get me
out of the station.
24
00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:58,937
I mean, other than the stacks of
cold cases I stare at every day.
25
00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,217
There's not much
going on in this town,
26
00:03:03,252 --> 00:03:05,978
so it gives me something to do.
27
00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:09,396
Oh.
28
00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:12,813
I'm, like, so glad
that I can help.
29
00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:13,641
You have?
30
00:03:18,922 --> 00:03:19,716
OK.
31
00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:23,479
Have a nice day.
32
00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:47,503
Hey, Nana.
33
00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,263
GRANDMOTHER: You're
so good at this.
34
00:03:49,298 --> 00:03:50,333
GREG: I know.
35
00:03:50,368 --> 00:03:52,473
It's one of my many talents.
36
00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:53,302
Ah!
37
00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:57,858
Oh, Willoughby.
38
00:03:57,892 --> 00:03:59,377
Greg?
39
00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:00,757
I think you fixed it.
40
00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:01,724
Oh.
41
00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,553
Well, that's good,
because I don't
42
00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:05,521
wanna be late for my
tanning appointment
43
00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:07,833
at Little Beaver salon.
44
00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:08,938
Bye, sexy.
45
00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:14,461
Don't miss me too much.
46
00:04:22,331 --> 00:04:24,160
Nana, does he live here now?
47
00:04:24,194 --> 00:04:24,988
Oh, you.
48
00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:29,579
And what about
your teeth, Nana?
49
00:04:29,614 --> 00:04:33,514
He can't even remind
you to put them in?
50
00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:38,726
I just-- why do you
need a sugar baby, Nana?
51
00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:43,075
Well, who's gonna take
care of me when I get old?
52
00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:44,180
Me.
53
00:04:44,214 --> 00:04:44,974
Oh, dear.
54
00:04:45,008 --> 00:04:47,908
I don't wanna be a burden.
55
00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:48,736
That's stupid.
56
00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:55,847
Well, good night, Nana.
57
00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:56,675
Good night, dear.
58
00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:02,302
What?
59
00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,889
I wanted to talk to you.
60
00:05:03,924 --> 00:05:05,408
What the fuck?
61
00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:06,685
Listen.
62
00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,894
I know it must be weird,
someone your age coming in here
63
00:05:08,929 --> 00:05:11,725
and dating your nana.
64
00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:12,898
Dude, how old are you?
65
00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,522
It's getting pretty serious.
66
00:05:15,556 --> 00:05:17,627
But I want you to know.
67
00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:22,529
I understand, I can never
replace your real grandfather.
68
00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:30,640
But I hope we can be close.
69
00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:32,228
I'm so glad we had this talk.
70
00:05:32,262 --> 00:05:35,956
It's so open and healthy
and communicative.
71
00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:40,512
And that's what I admire
about you most, Willoughby.
72
00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:42,376
Dude.
73
00:05:42,411 --> 00:05:46,760
Will, Bill, William,
if you must.
74
00:05:46,794 --> 00:05:48,520
But you are, like, the
only fucking person
75
00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:50,557
that calls me Willoughby.
76
00:05:50,591 --> 00:05:53,318
It's because we're family.
77
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,146
Almost.
78
00:05:57,011 --> 00:06:00,463
[theme music]
79
00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:01,731
[eerie music]
80
00:07:14,295 --> 00:07:15,124
Morning, sunshine.
81
00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:18,990
Oh.
82
00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:20,785
Morning, Nana.
83
00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:21,613
Oh.
84
00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:24,720
Good morning, dear.
85
00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:27,826
You are just full of
surprises, aren't you?
86
00:07:33,867 --> 00:07:34,661
GREG: Ooh, sexy.
87
00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:35,455
Whew.
88
00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:39,113
It's almost time.
89
00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,809
Dear?
90
00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:46,811
Silly Halloween.
91
00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,019
Oh.
92
00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:50,435
Yeah, your favorite.
93
00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,540
So much fun.
94
00:07:51,574 --> 00:07:52,679
So much fun.
95
00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:53,473
Mm-hmm.
96
00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:59,099
I gotta go to Uncle Dickey's
and check on my car.
97
00:07:59,133 --> 00:07:59,927
OK, dear.
98
00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:11,042
[clears throat]
99
00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:31,372
My brother, your granddaddy,
now he know how to fix a car.
100
00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:32,615
I'll give him that, at least.
101
00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,866
Did you see my car out there?
102
00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:50,633
Yep.
103
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,291
OK.
104
00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:54,430
So--
105
00:08:54,464 --> 00:08:56,846
Do you even have money
to fix it this time?
106
00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:57,744
Not-- not really.
107
00:08:57,778 --> 00:08:58,883
I'm saving up for a new car.
108
00:08:58,917 --> 00:08:59,780
I told you that.
109
00:08:59,815 --> 00:09:00,609
Yeah.
110
00:09:00,643 --> 00:09:02,956
Really.
111
00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:04,164
So what?
112
00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,924
This piece of shit
is my problem now?
113
00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:09,618
OK.
114
00:09:09,652 --> 00:09:11,240
Well, I'm just gonna
walk to work now.
115
00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:12,482
OK.
116
00:09:12,517 --> 00:09:14,277
Big job.
117
00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:16,107
Big phone rip.
118
00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:17,108
Big phone rip.
119
00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:17,936
Whoa.
120
00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:32,433
This is a great product
at an affordable price.
121
00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:36,161
Well, how would you like to
hear that we have the solution--
122
00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,404
I'm sure you'll agree.
123
00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:40,131
For all your problems.
124
00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:49,485
We are currently offering
a buy one, get one--
125
00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:50,797
LAVASH: Product solves all--
126
00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:51,591
Hello?
127
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,799
Hello?
128
00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,386
I can offer you this.
129
00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:56,285
I'm so done with this place.
130
00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:58,149
Will, you sound good, man.
131
00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,323
It's ridiculous.
132
00:10:00,358 --> 00:10:02,015
Best to keep everything
in perspective.
133
00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:26,591
All right, clowns.
134
00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:31,631
Hey, hey!
135
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,667
Shift's over.
136
00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:36,187
We got three sales today.
137
00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,015
You all suck.
138
00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:40,709
Oh, Will.
139
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,369
You especially suck.
140
00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:47,163
Fuck!
141
00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:48,199
This is so fucked.
142
00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,683
I'm walking from
my first shitty job
143
00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:52,513
to my second shitty fucking job.
144
00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:53,756
Gotta make a living, dude.
145
00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:08,253
When I developed asthma,
my life drastically changed.
146
00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:12,016
My income came to
a screeching halt.
147
00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:12,844
Yeah?
148
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,225
Yeah.
149
00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:16,468
First, you make the money, then
you put it to work for you.
150
00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:17,987
Like a businessman.
151
00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:19,782
Like me.
152
00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:22,578
I'm a businessman.
153
00:11:22,612 --> 00:11:23,821
I always push.
154
00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:24,649
Dude.
155
00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:35,487
Just sitting there.
156
00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:37,386
Yeah, that's his jam.
157
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:40,803
I remember him from,
like, the fifth grade.
158
00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:42,598
Old man Pat.
159
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:43,633
Blind as a bat.
160
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:51,538
All I want is to be promoted
at Little Beaver's Pizza.
161
00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:54,990
Man, Little Beaver's
Pizza sucks my ass.
162
00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:57,786
San Remo's pizza,
that's where it's at.
163
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,134
Right, Will?
164
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:08,382
Will?
165
00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,492
What?
166
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,320
Yeah.
167
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,554
Where are all
the scary costumes?
168
00:12:42,589 --> 00:12:43,970
[scoffs]
169
00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:50,355
Do you know what I like to do
after a long, hard workday here?
170
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,425
No.
171
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,324
Well, I'll tell you.
172
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,188
I like to go home and relax.
173
00:12:55,222 --> 00:12:56,741
Take a hot bath with my wife.
174
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:01,642
Do you know why?
175
00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:02,471
Why?
176
00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:07,994
Cause the hot
water makes her skin
177
00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:10,134
feel like she's still alive.
178
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:13,620
[eerie music]
179
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,052
What is this?
180
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:08,813
Uh.
181
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,540
This shit.
182
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:15,406
This is the samurai costume
display you asked me to set up.
183
00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:23,483
Imagine, if you
can, that you're
184
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,244
a proud and powerful samurai.
185
00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:29,351
Can you do that for me?
186
00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:30,352
I don't think so.
187
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:31,180
Try.
188
00:14:33,631 --> 00:14:34,908
OK.
189
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,116
Great.
190
00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:40,258
Now, would a samurai call
this a samurai display?
191
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,747
Know the fucking products!
192
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,473
It shows them some respect!
193
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,103
Can I take my break?
194
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:57,897
Two minutes.
195
00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,534
What about you, sugarplum?
196
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:16,225
You being productive, at least?
197
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,054
Yeah.
198
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,814
My section is in lockdown.
199
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:19,849
Oof.
200
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:21,610
You're good.
201
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,784
That's not the only
reason you're my favorite.
202
00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:34,381
You're late.
203
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,177
It's like--
204
00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,388
Welcome to Little
Beaver Halloween City.
205
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:44,771
Oh.
206
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,152
Hey, Rosemary.
207
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,740
Thought you left.
208
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:50,087
ROSEMARY: You're
such an asshole.
209
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:50,915
Yeah.
You think?
210
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:04,066
Hey, we are doing a haunted
house for the kids at the rec.
211
00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:05,792
You should come
and check it out.
212
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:09,727
You know, I'm actually
buying an old hearse.
213
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,869
And it could be, like, a
really cool prop for the thing
214
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:17,252
that you're doing at the--
215
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:19,909
the rec center.
216
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:21,739
Really?
217
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,811
Yeah, I'm definitely
gonna get it.
218
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,437
My car is, like, totally
out of commission.
219
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:31,266
So--
220
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,647
So you're buying a hearse?
221
00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:34,476
Yeah.
222
00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:40,965
That's-- that's cool.
223
00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:46,902
I'm starting a
limousine company.
224
00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:48,352
Cool.
225
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:51,734
You're the first
person I told.
226
00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:54,599
Thank you for sharing.
227
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:55,738
Yeah.
228
00:16:55,773 --> 00:16:57,499
And it's practical,
too, since I need a car.
229
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:01,365
You need a ride?
230
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:09,683
I do need a ride.
231
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:15,517
Maybe next time, you can
drive me home in your hearse.
232
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,139
Yeah, with my hearse.
233
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:18,347
Yeah, I can--
234
00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,073
I can totally do that.
235
00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:28,702
So we've been friends
for, like, since my mom
236
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,876
and me moved here.
237
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,154
It's been a really long time.
238
00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:33,811
Yeah.
239
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,399
I think we should go on a date.
240
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:38,816
Really?
241
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:39,644
Yeah.
242
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:42,544
OK.
243
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:46,962
[gasps]
244
00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:47,790
ROSEMARY: Is it--
245
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,240
WILLOUGHBY: Yeah, it's Lavash.
246
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,379
ROSEMARY: He scared me.
247
00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:51,380
Yeah.
248
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,072
He looks like a
Halloween scarecrow.
249
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,317
ROSEMARY: Hi, Lavash.
250
00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:58,456
Hi, Rosemary.
251
00:17:58,491 --> 00:17:59,595
ROSEMARY: Where's Sid?
252
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:02,011
He's in the woods,
taking a piss.
253
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:02,840
All right.
254
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,329
I'll see you tomorrow.
255
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:15,715
MAN 1: You're so naughty.
256
00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:16,923
MAN 2: Naughty but nice.
257
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:24,206
Sid, he's here.
258
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,000
Let's party!
259
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,520
It's Tuesday.
260
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:30,523
And you said you would write
me the letter of recommendation
261
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:33,008
for my promotion.
262
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:34,906
And I brought us some pizza.
263
00:18:34,941 --> 00:18:36,184
It's from Little Beavers.
264
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:36,977
Yeah.
265
00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,358
No shit.
266
00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,360
MAN 1: Oh, you.
267
00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:41,465
All right.
All right.
268
00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:42,259
What's the plan?
269
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,298
I got something I gotta do.
270
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,161
What the fuck, man?
271
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,024
Yeah.
272
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,336
What the heck?
- Dude, yeah.
273
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,130
What the heck?
274
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,441
Dude, just swear.
275
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,409
You sound like an asshole.
276
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,445
Yo, Will.
277
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,791
Can we still hang in the garage?
278
00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:04,212
We can hang in the garage, man.
279
00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:08,112
Sid, will you write a
letter of recommendation?
280
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,425
Hell, no.
281
00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:13,945
[eerie music]
282
00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:43,803
Hey.
283
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:47,220
Is that hearse for sale?
284
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,360
You interested in
that ride, are you?
285
00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,780
She run?
286
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:57,679
Oh, she runs all right.
287
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,512
Well, what's the price?
288
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:04,996
Your soul, boy.
289
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:14,523
Do you even know
what that car is?
290
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:15,352
Yeah.
291
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:18,251
It's a-- like an old hearse.
292
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:22,462
It's a 1966 Indred El Minion.
293
00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:24,015
It's rare.
294
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:26,190
And that one, she's special.
295
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:39,099
Limited edition.
296
00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,035
Only made six of them.
297
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:47,625
And she's the last one to
roll off the assembly line.
298
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:55,530
428 banger under the hood,
and a Zito carburetor.
299
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,428
Who the hell is this?
300
00:20:57,463 --> 00:21:00,051
This is--
301
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:01,708
Will.
302
00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:02,882
This is Will, darling.
303
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:09,164
He says he wants
to buy the hearse.
304
00:21:09,198 --> 00:21:10,061
Oh, well.
305
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,100
He came to us.
306
00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:16,689
Not like we went knocking
on his door, telling him
307
00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:18,346
he had to buy the thing.
308
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,485
Isn't that right, Will?
309
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:20,313
Yeah.
310
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:23,316
I saw the-- the "For Sale" sign.
311
00:21:23,351 --> 00:21:24,869
He saw the "For Sale" sign.
312
00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,940
You paying cash?
313
00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:28,908
Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
314
00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:30,047
I don't know.
315
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:34,948
Phil.
316
00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:35,777
Well, now--
317
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:37,434
We talked about this.
318
00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:39,850
You're selling that damn heap.
319
00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:42,335
I'm sick and tired
of looking at it.
320
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,544
It's been here forever.
321
00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:45,959
It's drawing rats.
322
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,724
Rats?
323
00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:55,555
Here shows this nice
boy, practically begging.
324
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:56,487
Darling.
325
00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:57,971
Don't darling me.
326
00:21:58,006 --> 00:21:59,145
You're selling.
327
00:21:59,179 --> 00:22:00,698
This car?
328
00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:02,562
So how much?
329
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:03,805
How much what?
330
00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:05,531
Cash?
331
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:06,497
Yeah.
332
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,361
How much you got
on you right now?
333
00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:13,608
I got, like, $16.
334
00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:14,436
Marge!
335
00:22:14,471 --> 00:22:15,230
All right.
336
00:22:15,264 --> 00:22:16,093
All right then.
337
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,163
Tell you what.
338
00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:20,235
You come back here
tomorrow with $400.
339
00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:21,063
Marge.
340
00:22:21,098 --> 00:22:22,513
Shush!
341
00:22:22,548 --> 00:22:25,309
$400?
342
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,036
Ah.
343
00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:29,934
I can do that.
344
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,384
Well, here's the thing.
345
00:22:31,419 --> 00:22:35,215
If you really want something,
you just gotta grab it, right?
346
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:40,531
If you really want this
hearse, then she and everything
347
00:22:40,566 --> 00:22:43,085
that comes with her is yours.
348
00:22:46,503 --> 00:22:47,296
All right.
349
00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:49,091
OK.
350
00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:50,334
I'll-- I'll see you tomorrow.
351
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,690
Well--
352
00:23:01,725 --> 00:23:02,898
Well--
353
00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:04,417
It's happening.
354
00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:05,901
It is.
355
00:23:05,936 --> 00:23:08,421
And I must say,
dear, I'm impressed.
356
00:23:08,456 --> 00:23:09,353
MARGE: Are you now?
357
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,941
I am, very much so.
358
00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:12,736
You were very convincing.
359
00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:14,185
You're very thoughtful.
360
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,601
I am.
361
00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:17,119
Thank you, sweetheart.
362
00:23:17,154 --> 00:23:20,157
I especially like the part
about, if you want something,
363
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,952
you have to grab it.
364
00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:25,404
[laughter]
365
00:23:33,308 --> 00:23:36,484
There is no way I'm
lending you money.
366
00:23:36,518 --> 00:23:39,728
It took you, like, a year
to pay me back last time.
367
00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:41,005
It's an investment.
368
00:23:43,629 --> 00:23:47,564
You said yourself,
you're a businessman.
369
00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:48,496
You did say that.
370
00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:49,324
Shut up.
371
00:23:54,778 --> 00:23:58,989
Tell me again about this
business plan of yours.
372
00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:00,818
Shit.
373
00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,649
I'm gonna convert
the hearse into a limo.
374
00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:05,685
It's a limousine service.
375
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,447
Fuck me.
376
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:14,349
Dude, we'll deliver a luxury
experience for the good people
377
00:24:14,383 --> 00:24:16,800
of this town.
378
00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,111
This town is lame.
379
00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:18,940
Exactly!
380
00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:24,186
It might have
franchise potential.
381
00:24:24,221 --> 00:24:26,534
If Little Beaver's Pizza
ever franchises, I'm in.
382
00:24:33,092 --> 00:24:35,508
How much do you need?
383
00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,510
$389.
384
00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:38,891
Fuck you!
385
00:24:38,925 --> 00:24:40,064
You're leaving, like, $5.
386
00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:40,893
What?
387
00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:42,515
I can make payments.
388
00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:44,862
Pay it off in three
to six months, tops.
389
00:24:44,897 --> 00:24:46,485
Will can make
payments with interest.
390
00:24:49,695 --> 00:24:51,835
Interest.
391
00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:54,251
Like a vig?
392
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,045
Exactly.
393
00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:55,873
Like a vig.
394
00:25:06,712 --> 00:25:09,853
I do like that.
395
00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:11,026
Put the money to work.
396
00:25:16,653 --> 00:25:18,068
OK.
397
00:25:18,102 --> 00:25:19,414
OK, I'm in.
398
00:25:19,448 --> 00:25:20,864
Nice!
399
00:25:20,898 --> 00:25:22,348
$360.
400
00:25:22,382 --> 00:25:23,901
$380.
401
00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:27,146
And $400.
402
00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,078
It's gonna be hard.
403
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,808
Sorry.
404
00:25:33,842 --> 00:25:35,085
Yep.
405
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:35,982
MARGE: Get over it!
406
00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:48,616
The title.
407
00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:50,859
Thank you.
408
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:53,482
Jenkins, like the funeral home?
409
00:25:53,517 --> 00:25:55,277
Yep.
410
00:25:55,312 --> 00:25:56,071
Oh, yeah.
411
00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:57,245
Yeah.
412
00:25:57,279 --> 00:25:59,765
My grandfather used to
work there, actually.
413
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:00,766
Yeah.
414
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,942
I mean, you don't say.
415
00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:07,393
I guess the hearse has been
in town a while then, huh?
416
00:26:07,427 --> 00:26:08,601
Yeah.
417
00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:11,604
According to that title,
it's only been one owner.
418
00:26:11,639 --> 00:26:14,849
It's been sitting
here ever since.
419
00:26:14,883 --> 00:26:15,781
OK.
420
00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:16,920
See that?
421
00:26:16,954 --> 00:26:18,646
You're getting a lightly
used, two-owner vehicle
422
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,614
fresh off the lot.
423
00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:22,442
OK.
424
00:26:35,697 --> 00:26:36,802
The keys.
425
00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:40,288
[eerie music]
426
00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:09,144
That's all she needed.
427
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,425
Yep.
428
00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:16,807
It's been a long time.
429
00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:18,050
Yep.
430
00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:20,673
She's hungry.
431
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,364
Yep.
432
00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:24,366
You know, he does
worry me a bit, though.
433
00:27:24,401 --> 00:27:25,160
What?
434
00:27:25,195 --> 00:27:25,989
Why?
435
00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:28,163
I mean, is he good?
436
00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:32,789
Not like in a righteous
sense, but maybe just not bad.
437
00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:35,101
Oh, you're just
being a nervous Nellie.
438
00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:37,552
Everyone's bad when it
comes right down to it.
439
00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:39,002
You know that, honey.
440
00:27:39,036 --> 00:27:41,004
Yeah, you're right.
441
00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:42,591
Of course I am.
442
00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:46,147
She'll have him doing
her bidding in no time.
443
00:27:46,181 --> 00:27:48,080
Yes, she will.
444
00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:55,190
[SINGING] Because
she always shows me
445
00:27:55,225 --> 00:28:00,471
In so many different ways
446
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,446
[radio static]
447
00:28:29,949 --> 00:28:32,089
RADIO HOST: 52
degrees this evening.
448
00:28:34,954 --> 00:28:37,923
[rock music]
449
00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:39,890
[door slams]
450
00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:05,674
[radio static]
451
00:29:20,517 --> 00:29:21,690
WILLOUGHBY: Hello, Nana.
- Oh.
452
00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:22,484
Hello, dear.
453
00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:23,865
Don't you get pooped?
454
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,487
Yeah, I've been
cleaning my new car.
455
00:29:25,522 --> 00:29:28,111
GRANDMOTHER: Sounds like fun.
456
00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:29,008
New car?
457
00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:29,837
Yeah.
458
00:29:29,871 --> 00:29:32,701
Well, it's new to me.
459
00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:33,461
Oh, dear.
460
00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:36,084
You're a hoot.
461
00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:37,983
Thanks, Nana.
462
00:29:38,017 --> 00:29:38,811
So?
463
00:29:41,434 --> 00:29:42,815
- So what?
- Your car.
464
00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:43,643
Oh.
465
00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:46,129
Well, it's actually a classic.
466
00:29:46,163 --> 00:29:48,062
It's an old hearse.
467
00:29:48,096 --> 00:29:49,235
Good for you, dear.
468
00:29:54,102 --> 00:29:55,621
I'm gonna turn it
into a limousine.
469
00:29:55,655 --> 00:29:57,692
It's gonna be like
a limousine service.
470
00:29:57,726 --> 00:29:58,693
It's a business.
471
00:29:58,727 --> 00:29:59,487
Ooh.
472
00:29:59,521 --> 00:30:01,006
That sounds like fun, dear.
473
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:01,800
Mm-hmm.
474
00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:02,697
Exciting.
475
00:30:02,731 --> 00:30:03,525
Yeah.
476
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,841
Hey, Nana.
477
00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:11,948
Grandpa worked at a Jenkins
Funeral Home, right?
478
00:30:11,982 --> 00:30:12,741
He sure did.
479
00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:14,088
Me, too.
480
00:30:14,122 --> 00:30:15,192
You worked?
481
00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:18,126
Where do you think
I met your grandpap?
482
00:30:18,161 --> 00:30:19,645
I didn't know that.
483
00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:21,716
Of all the brothers, he
was by far the sexiest.
484
00:30:27,549 --> 00:30:30,069
Grandpap just had one
brother, Uncle Dickey.
485
00:30:30,104 --> 00:30:33,314
Of course, dear.
486
00:30:33,348 --> 00:30:35,626
Well, anyway, they owned it.
487
00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:36,765
Owned what, dear?
488
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,628
The hearse, Nana.
489
00:30:37,663 --> 00:30:39,216
Jenkins Funeral Home.
490
00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:40,942
Oh, that makes sense.
491
00:30:46,258 --> 00:30:47,466
Hey, Nana.
492
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,468
I'm going on a date tonight.
493
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:52,091
I think we're gonna come
back over here afterwards.
494
00:30:52,126 --> 00:30:53,713
Oh, that would
be splendid, dear.
495
00:30:53,748 --> 00:30:55,957
It's a date night for us, too.
496
00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:58,201
Greg said he's gonna
light up my world tonight,
497
00:30:58,235 --> 00:30:59,167
and I believe him.
498
00:31:07,106 --> 00:31:09,246
OK.
499
00:31:09,281 --> 00:31:10,765
I think that's mixed.
- OK.
500
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:11,904
I'll see you later, Nana.
501
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:12,698
OK.
502
00:31:12,732 --> 00:31:15,977
[upbeat music]
503
00:32:05,544 --> 00:32:06,717
Too much.
504
00:32:06,752 --> 00:32:09,720
[energetic music]
505
00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:11,481
[SINGING] Hey!
506
00:32:15,864 --> 00:32:16,658
Hey!
507
00:32:20,697 --> 00:32:21,491
Hey!
508
00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:26,116
Hey!
509
00:32:37,058 --> 00:32:41,269
HEARSE: We are going
to have so much fun.
510
00:32:48,863 --> 00:32:51,486
What's wrong?
511
00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:52,315
Oh, it's nothing.
512
00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,778
This thing's different.
513
00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:09,746
What's with the windshield?
514
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:10,747
I think it's legal.
515
00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:17,029
So?
516
00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:20,032
My father.
517
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,344
Stepfather.
518
00:33:21,378 --> 00:33:22,414
He's a drunk.
519
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,938
I mean, small town.
520
00:33:29,973 --> 00:33:33,252
And I know he drinks a little.
521
00:33:33,287 --> 00:33:36,152
Yeah, a little.
522
00:33:36,186 --> 00:33:38,154
He's always been nasty, but--
523
00:33:43,159 --> 00:33:43,952
What?
524
00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:48,129
It's embarrassing.
525
00:33:48,164 --> 00:33:50,511
Come on.
526
00:33:50,545 --> 00:33:52,444
He hit my mother.
527
00:33:52,478 --> 00:33:54,239
Is she OK?
528
00:33:54,273 --> 00:33:55,067
Yeah.
529
00:33:55,102 --> 00:33:55,861
Yeah.
530
00:33:55,895 --> 00:33:57,483
She's fine, I guess.
531
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:01,763
It's fine.
532
00:34:01,798 --> 00:34:03,075
I'm fine.
533
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:08,391
Let's just-- I'm excited
to meet your grandmother.
534
00:34:11,808 --> 00:34:12,843
Careful, baby.
535
00:34:12,878 --> 00:34:14,604
Those cookies are
hot, just like you.
536
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,681
Ooh, they're here.
537
00:34:22,715 --> 00:34:25,097
Wow.
538
00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:27,824
Your grandmother
really likes Halloween.
539
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:31,414
Shit.
540
00:34:34,796 --> 00:34:35,866
Oh, the lights.
541
00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,075
[claps]
542
00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:38,628
Oh.
543
00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:39,456
Hello, dear.
544
00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:45,324
Oh, I'm Greg, Nana's lover.
545
00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:47,464
I'm not his grandfather yet.
546
00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:53,781
Would you kids
like some cookies?
547
00:34:53,815 --> 00:34:54,885
No, thanks, Nana.
548
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:55,748
This is Rosemary.
549
00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:56,542
Hello.
550
00:34:56,577 --> 00:34:57,716
Oh.
551
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,683
She's just as pretty as
a ladybug, isn't she?
552
00:34:59,718 --> 00:35:02,617
I'd say.
553
00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:05,482
Oh, but in an inexperienced way.
554
00:35:05,517 --> 00:35:07,174
Nothing like my seasoned pro.
555
00:35:12,006 --> 00:35:12,800
Yeah.
556
00:35:16,528 --> 00:35:17,770
Yeah, we're going upstairs.
557
00:35:17,805 --> 00:35:20,601
It was nice meeting you.
558
00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:23,328
We love you.
559
00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:24,225
Was he--
560
00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,537
I don't wanna talk about it.
561
00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:26,365
OK.
562
00:35:30,749 --> 00:35:32,682
GRANDMOTHER: No, stop!
563
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:35,961
[indistinct speech, laughter]
564
00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:49,664
[engine rumbling]
565
00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:56,913
Last night was--
566
00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,156
Awesome.
567
00:35:59,502 --> 00:36:01,711
[faint arguing]
568
00:36:02,608 --> 00:36:03,851
MAN: I don't give a shit!
569
00:36:13,274 --> 00:36:16,070
Early start today.
570
00:36:16,104 --> 00:36:16,898
I'm sorry.
571
00:36:26,598 --> 00:36:30,084
[rock music]
572
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:57,249
[radio static]
573
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,441
HEARSE: I appreciate it.
574
00:37:16,475 --> 00:37:17,580
Thank you, Will.
575
00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:23,379
I've been waiting
there for years.
576
00:37:26,451 --> 00:37:31,973
Waiting for you, Will.
577
00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,261
Will, stop!
578
00:37:46,885 --> 00:37:49,128
I know what you want, Will.
579
00:37:49,163 --> 00:37:49,957
What?
580
00:37:53,201 --> 00:37:56,895
HEARSE: People can be so cruel.
581
00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:57,723
Yeah.
582
00:38:00,174 --> 00:38:04,040
HEARSE: Feeling like you're
being taken advantage of
583
00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:08,147
and never being taken seriously?
584
00:38:08,182 --> 00:38:11,806
It's a heavy burden
for anyone to bear.
585
00:38:11,841 --> 00:38:12,635
Yeah.
586
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,640
HEARSE: It's just not right.
587
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:18,917
Is it, Will?
588
00:38:18,951 --> 00:38:19,745
WILLOUGHBY: No.
589
00:38:23,024 --> 00:38:27,443
HEARSE: As long
as we're together,
590
00:38:27,477 --> 00:38:29,928
you'll never feel
like that again.
591
00:38:41,836 --> 00:38:43,769
Your soul, boy.
592
00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:49,706
She and everything that
comes with her is yours.
593
00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:53,192
[eerie music]
594
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:13,834
Dude, where have you been?
595
00:39:13,868 --> 00:39:15,732
What?
596
00:39:15,767 --> 00:39:18,356
I dropped Rosemary off this
morning, and then I fell asleep.
597
00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:20,427
I'm fucking beat.
598
00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:23,844
You dropped Rosemary
off this morning?
599
00:39:23,878 --> 00:39:25,604
Whatever.
600
00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:26,605
I saw them kiss.
601
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,434
Dude?
602
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,168
You know you missed
the sales meeting.
603
00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:38,962
Fuck that place.
604
00:39:38,997 --> 00:39:40,792
I fucking quit.
605
00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:43,070
Not prudent.
606
00:39:43,104 --> 00:39:45,935
Who talks like that?
607
00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:48,558
I'm just saying, the
limousine business hasn't
608
00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:50,180
even gotten off the ground yet.
609
00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:54,944
Speaking of which, how
is my investment doing?
610
00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,261
Don't!
611
00:40:05,126 --> 00:40:05,920
What?
612
00:40:14,032 --> 00:40:15,102
The fuck was that?
613
00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:22,212
[lightning strikes]
614
00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:31,705
SYSTEM: Walk in front door.
615
00:40:31,739 --> 00:40:32,499
Hey, guys.
616
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:33,327
Hey.
617
00:40:35,674 --> 00:40:36,882
Again.
618
00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:38,159
WILLOUGHBY: Really?
619
00:40:38,194 --> 00:40:39,402
Excuse me.
620
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,197
Not today, Hannibal.
621
00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:43,199
What did you just say to me?
622
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:46,720
Do I look stupid to you?
623
00:40:46,754 --> 00:40:47,893
You were saying?
624
00:40:47,928 --> 00:40:49,792
He said he's getting
to work, Mr. Hannibal.
625
00:40:49,826 --> 00:40:51,172
Right now.
626
00:40:51,207 --> 00:40:52,588
Right?
627
00:40:52,622 --> 00:40:56,143
Yeah, getting to work.
628
00:40:56,177 --> 00:40:56,937
That's right.
629
00:40:56,971 --> 00:40:58,490
Get ready for your shift.
630
00:40:58,525 --> 00:41:00,630
WILLOUGHBY: Keep that
hair in a ponytail.
631
00:41:00,665 --> 00:41:02,460
And make sure that
name badge is on!
632
00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:06,602
ROSEMARY: Yeah.
633
00:41:06,636 --> 00:41:08,224
But I was sure he's
gonna fire you.
634
00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:10,468
I'll give him a
friggin' name badge.
635
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,953
But the way you
stood up for yourself--
636
00:41:12,987 --> 00:41:14,989
Total scumbag.
637
00:41:15,024 --> 00:41:15,956
I liked it.
638
00:41:22,756 --> 00:41:26,104
[woman shouting]
639
00:41:28,727 --> 00:41:29,935
Shit.
640
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,696
Better not even think about
raising his hands again.
641
00:41:35,596 --> 00:41:37,633
We're just fine
before he showed up.
642
00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:40,912
[eerie music]
643
00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:47,919
HEARSE: He's hurting her.
644
00:41:50,956 --> 00:41:52,648
I know.
645
00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:55,202
HEARSE: When you
care about someone,
646
00:41:55,236 --> 00:41:57,066
you need to protect them.
647
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,550
Right, Will?
648
00:41:58,585 --> 00:41:59,378
For sure.
649
00:42:03,831 --> 00:42:09,009
HEARSE: You know what you
need to do, don't you?
650
00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:09,837
I do.
651
00:42:16,706 --> 00:42:20,089
[rock music]
652
00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:28,373
HEARSE: Will?
653
00:42:28,407 --> 00:42:29,201
Will?
654
00:42:36,657 --> 00:42:38,141
We talked about this.
655
00:42:43,457 --> 00:42:44,251
Will?
656
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,601
It will be fun.
657
00:42:53,985 --> 00:42:54,951
Now go!
658
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:12,313
Good boy.
659
00:43:15,662 --> 00:43:19,113
[suspenseful music]
660
00:44:13,927 --> 00:44:15,411
Please do it.
661
00:44:36,259 --> 00:44:37,053
Do it.
662
00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:17,335
[door slams]
663
00:45:54,613 --> 00:45:58,065
[humming]
664
00:46:24,229 --> 00:46:28,164
[SINGING] How I
know she loves me
665
00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:31,409
Because she always shows me
666
00:46:31,443 --> 00:46:36,310
In so many different ways
667
00:47:33,091 --> 00:47:35,576
[giggles]
668
00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:46,622
What the hell are you
even doing here, you idiot?
669
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,313
Who are you talking to?
670
00:47:52,628 --> 00:47:53,456
Nobody.
671
00:47:53,491 --> 00:47:56,977
Sorry, I didn't see you there.
672
00:47:57,012 --> 00:47:59,497
Well, I didn't see you either.
673
00:48:03,742 --> 00:48:05,330
Beautiful night, I'd say.
674
00:48:07,988 --> 00:48:09,748
I guess.
675
00:48:09,783 --> 00:48:12,337
Funny where we find
ourselves sometimes.
676
00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:16,169
What?
677
00:48:16,203 --> 00:48:17,411
Just saying.
678
00:48:17,446 --> 00:48:19,689
That's how it is when you're
searching for something.
679
00:48:22,692 --> 00:48:25,730
Yeah, I think it's
a beautiful night.
680
00:48:25,764 --> 00:48:28,975
Tell me what you see.
681
00:48:29,009 --> 00:48:29,872
What?
682
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,287
I'm fucking blind, boy.
683
00:48:31,322 --> 00:48:32,530
Tell me what you see.
684
00:48:32,564 --> 00:48:35,774
Describe everything to me.
685
00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:36,603
OK.
686
00:48:39,571 --> 00:48:44,404
The sky is dark.
687
00:48:44,438 --> 00:48:45,232
Go on.
688
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,035
There's a cloud, I guess.
689
00:48:55,070 --> 00:48:58,866
I hear a waterfall up
ahead in the distance.
690
00:48:58,901 --> 00:49:00,006
How is that?
691
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:07,945
I try to remember, but
it sounds so gigantic.
692
00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:10,706
Is it gigantic?
693
00:49:13,881 --> 00:49:19,439
Yeah, it's pretty big.
694
00:49:19,473 --> 00:49:21,234
And the moon, boy?
695
00:49:21,268 --> 00:49:22,338
Is the moon out tonight?
696
00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:26,170
WILLOUGHBY: Yeah.
697
00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:26,964
PAT: Well?
698
00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:34,247
It's yellowish.
699
00:49:34,281 --> 00:49:36,214
You can do better than that.
700
00:49:36,249 --> 00:49:37,043
OK.
701
00:49:40,598 --> 00:49:53,852
There's, like, craters,
and it's glowing.
702
00:49:53,887 --> 00:49:57,408
I would do just about
anything to see again.
703
00:50:00,721 --> 00:50:02,758
I don't know.
704
00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:04,070
What's that, boy?
705
00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:05,554
Speak up.
706
00:50:05,588 --> 00:50:08,729
Something's just--
just not right.
707
00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:15,564
Boy, don't let her take you.
708
00:50:15,598 --> 00:50:16,358
What?
709
00:50:16,392 --> 00:50:18,084
The curse.
710
00:50:18,118 --> 00:50:23,227
You won't even know it's
happening till it's all over.
711
00:50:23,261 --> 00:50:26,747
No, I don't know what
you're talking about.
712
00:50:26,782 --> 00:50:35,894
Boy, she'll give you what you
want the most, but for a price.
713
00:50:35,929 --> 00:50:38,345
WILLOUGHBY: All right.
714
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:42,522
Boy, you know
where to find me.
715
00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:57,399
He's excited.
716
00:50:57,433 --> 00:50:59,056
He's been wearing
his costume all week.
717
00:51:03,232 --> 00:51:06,270
You had him on
Halloween last year.
718
00:51:06,304 --> 00:51:07,961
I'm taking him
trick or treating.
719
00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:23,494
You listen to me.
720
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,707
I will come down there,
and I will arrest that--
721
00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:32,986
that new piece of shit you've
been hanging around with.
722
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:35,782
I'm taking him trick
or treating this year.
723
00:51:35,816 --> 00:51:37,024
Goodbye!
724
00:51:37,059 --> 00:51:37,853
Goodbye!
725
00:51:50,728 --> 00:51:52,385
Good news, pal.
726
00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:56,527
She said you can come trick
or treating with me this year.
727
00:51:56,561 --> 00:51:59,564
Is that really what she said?
728
00:51:59,599 --> 00:52:02,602
You bet.
729
00:52:02,636 --> 00:52:05,329
Now I gotta go into this house
and check on this young lady.
730
00:52:05,363 --> 00:52:06,123
I'll be right back.
731
00:52:11,024 --> 00:52:12,336
Oh.
732
00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:15,925
And don't spray the pepper
spray in the car again, please.
733
00:52:22,346 --> 00:52:23,209
Thanks, Rosie.
734
00:52:27,558 --> 00:52:28,593
OK.
735
00:52:28,628 --> 00:52:31,286
So how long has he
been gone this time?
736
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,253
Since basically
late last night.
737
00:52:33,288 --> 00:52:34,081
This morning.
738
00:52:36,843 --> 00:52:38,362
Well, come on.
739
00:52:38,396 --> 00:52:39,432
That's nothing.
740
00:52:39,466 --> 00:52:42,780
No way he leaves this.
741
00:52:42,814 --> 00:52:44,989
And he didn't take his wallet.
742
00:52:45,023 --> 00:52:48,579
And why is his car still here?
743
00:52:48,613 --> 00:52:51,513
[phone vibrating]
744
00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:56,207
Oh, it's Will.
745
00:52:56,242 --> 00:52:58,347
Sure.
746
00:52:58,382 --> 00:53:00,625
Morning.
747
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:02,109
At home.
748
00:53:02,144 --> 00:53:05,423
Sheriff Ozer is here.
749
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,424
Did he hit her again?
750
00:53:09,531 --> 00:53:10,670
No, no, no.
751
00:53:10,704 --> 00:53:12,879
It's just-- I don't know.
752
00:53:12,913 --> 00:53:14,294
It's like he's just vanished.
753
00:53:14,329 --> 00:53:17,642
[eerie music]
754
00:53:27,342 --> 00:53:28,135
Will?
755
00:53:31,346 --> 00:53:32,139
No.
756
00:53:32,174 --> 00:53:35,142
I'm-- I'm sure he's-- he's fine.
757
00:53:35,177 --> 00:53:36,213
Yeah, probably.
758
00:53:39,457 --> 00:53:41,942
OK, I gotta go.
759
00:53:41,977 --> 00:53:42,771
OK.
760
00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:48,259
Fuck this.
761
00:53:48,294 --> 00:53:49,053
I'm exhausted.
762
00:53:49,087 --> 00:53:50,951
I'm going back to bed.
763
00:53:50,986 --> 00:53:52,953
[door knock]
764
00:53:57,372 --> 00:53:58,407
Hi, Will.
765
00:53:58,442 --> 00:54:00,306
Please write me my
letter of recommendation
766
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,410
for Little Beaver's Pizza.
767
00:54:01,445 --> 00:54:04,344
Lavash, I'm
freaking exhausted.
768
00:54:04,379 --> 00:54:08,728
I need to get some sleep
before I go to work.
769
00:54:08,762 --> 00:54:10,730
[door knock]
770
00:54:12,732 --> 00:54:17,081
Look what Papa
has for us tonight.
771
00:54:17,115 --> 00:54:18,600
[thud]
772
00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:38,482
[eerie music]
773
00:54:50,942 --> 00:54:52,150
Crazy.
774
00:54:52,185 --> 00:54:54,325
That's crazy.
775
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,913
I know what I saw.
776
00:54:55,947 --> 00:54:58,156
Dude, you're tripping.
777
00:54:58,191 --> 00:54:58,985
Oh, no.
778
00:55:01,919 --> 00:55:03,679
Yo, what?
779
00:55:03,714 --> 00:55:06,199
Come on, keep up.
780
00:55:06,233 --> 00:55:08,374
Lavash.
781
00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:10,824
[body thuds]
782
00:55:13,758 --> 00:55:15,760
Lavash!
783
00:55:15,795 --> 00:55:20,765
Get all the best costumes at
Little Beaver Halloween City.
784
00:55:25,632 --> 00:55:26,426
Mr. Hannibal!
785
00:55:29,222 --> 00:55:31,431
Mr. Hannibal!
786
00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:34,952
I finished the talking display.
787
00:55:34,986 --> 00:55:36,643
Can you check it so I can leave?
788
00:55:40,923 --> 00:55:41,752
Mr. Hannibal!
789
00:55:46,929 --> 00:55:52,176
Everything is on sale at
Little Beaver Halloween City.
790
00:55:52,210 --> 00:55:55,697
[suspenseful music]
791
00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:28,281
Mr. Hannibal?
792
00:56:28,315 --> 00:56:32,906
Little Beaver Halloween City
is the scariest place to be.
793
00:56:32,941 --> 00:56:36,393
[suspenseful music]
794
00:57:03,281 --> 00:57:07,493
Scary good deals every day at
Little Beaver Halloween City.
795
00:57:07,527 --> 00:57:10,910
[suspenseful music]
796
00:57:20,713 --> 00:57:26,270
Buy one costume, get 125% off.
797
00:57:26,304 --> 00:57:28,203
This isn't funny.
798
00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:30,032
Ha ha ha ha ha.
799
00:57:30,067 --> 00:57:32,103
We laugh at the competition.
800
00:58:02,893 --> 00:58:05,205
Who is that?
801
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,485
MR. HANNIBAL: Wouldn't
you like to know?
802
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:09,416
This is--
803
00:58:09,451 --> 00:58:10,590
MR. HANNIBAL: What?
804
00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:11,418
So?
805
00:58:25,156 --> 00:58:26,882
You don't keep any
cash in the store!
806
00:58:30,196 --> 00:58:30,955
I'm co--
807
00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:31,784
Ah!
808
00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,341
Ha ha ha.
809
00:58:40,378 --> 00:58:43,796
Don't be afraid to spend
all your money at Little
810
00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:45,107
Beaver Halloween City.
811
00:58:47,834 --> 00:58:49,905
Oh.
812
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,666
That wasn't funny.
813
00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:53,737
Things are pretty cool.
814
00:58:53,771 --> 00:58:56,878
Probably gonna sell
a lot of these.
815
00:58:56,912 --> 00:58:58,017
What were you saying?
816
00:59:01,779 --> 00:59:04,679
That wasn't funny.
817
00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:06,612
I beg to differ.
818
00:59:06,646 --> 00:59:09,476
It was pretty funny.
819
00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:12,134
I need to leave.
820
00:59:12,169 --> 00:59:13,757
Sure.
821
00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:14,827
Where's your boyfriend?
822
00:59:20,246 --> 00:59:23,905
Where's your boyfriend?
823
00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:25,631
He's about a minute
late already.
824
00:59:25,665 --> 00:59:26,839
He'll be here.
825
00:59:26,873 --> 00:59:29,358
Oh, and one more thing.
826
00:59:29,393 --> 00:59:31,222
What?
827
00:59:31,257 --> 00:59:33,673
Your request for
taking Halloween day off.
828
00:59:37,643 --> 00:59:38,436
Declined!
829
00:59:41,508 --> 00:59:43,718
But I told you when
I first got this job.
830
00:59:50,517 --> 00:59:52,727
This is Little
Beaver Halloween City.
831
00:59:52,761 --> 00:59:56,420
It's our busiest
day of the year.
832
00:59:56,454 --> 00:59:57,801
Kind of stupid.
833
00:59:57,835 --> 01:00:00,562
But I work at the rec center
for the kids on Halloween day.
834
01:00:03,703 --> 01:00:04,946
I told you months ago.
835
01:00:07,569 --> 01:00:10,054
That's--
836
01:00:14,093 --> 01:00:18,649
Hey, where do you
think you're going?
837
01:00:18,684 --> 01:00:20,271
Don't you walk away from me.
838
01:00:20,306 --> 01:00:22,066
What's up?
839
01:00:22,101 --> 01:00:23,516
I need to get home to my mom.
840
01:00:23,550 --> 01:00:24,344
She's a wreck.
841
01:00:27,347 --> 01:00:29,349
[door slams]
842
01:00:32,870 --> 01:00:34,458
Four minutes left.
843
01:00:34,492 --> 01:00:36,805
What'd you say to her?
844
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,014
What did you say to Rosemary?
845
01:00:39,049 --> 01:00:40,637
Oh, please.
846
01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:44,399
What did you say to
Rosemary to make her upset,
847
01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:47,367
you friggin' creep?
848
01:00:47,402 --> 01:00:50,888
Your whore
girlfriend is trouble.
849
01:00:50,923 --> 01:00:51,855
Trouble?
850
01:00:51,889 --> 01:00:53,166
Yeah.
851
01:00:53,201 --> 01:00:56,653
Absolutely no refunds at
Little Beaver Halloween City.
852
01:01:00,967 --> 01:01:04,384
[suspenseful music]
853
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,990
Better not be messing
up another display.
854
01:01:24,025 --> 01:01:25,129
Act now.
855
01:01:25,164 --> 01:01:27,580
Halloween is just
around the corner.
856
01:01:27,614 --> 01:01:28,374
Buy.
857
01:01:28,408 --> 01:01:29,202
Buy.
858
01:01:35,312 --> 01:01:38,246
Hey, we don't
carry that costume.
859
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,834
It's pretty cool,
but shit, Will.
860
01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:42,008
You know I offer
employee discounts.
861
01:01:42,043 --> 01:01:44,286
Least you could do is show
some patronage to the store.
862
01:01:48,774 --> 01:01:49,533
Blood?
863
01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:50,776
What?
864
01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:51,604
Here you go, fucker.
865
01:01:51,638 --> 01:01:52,432
Here's some blood.
866
01:01:55,539 --> 01:01:56,885
Oops.
867
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,543
Didn't mean to mess
up your new costume.
868
01:01:59,577 --> 01:02:01,510
You'll pay.
869
01:02:01,545 --> 01:02:02,477
Yeah.
You know what?
870
01:02:02,511 --> 01:02:03,858
Speaking of paying,
guess who had
871
01:02:03,892 --> 01:02:05,756
to pay for your raffle
ticket 'cause somebody
872
01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:07,206
didn't wanna show
up to the Little
873
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,003
Beaver Halloween City Little
League Spaghetti Fundraiser!
874
01:02:11,037 --> 01:02:11,831
Did they?
875
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,492
No, you couldn't be
bothered, could you?
876
01:02:17,526 --> 01:02:21,772
Guess you're just too busy
to show some support, huh?
877
01:02:21,807 --> 01:02:24,706
So what do you think the
Little Beavers think of you?
878
01:02:28,468 --> 01:02:39,652
I think the Little Beaver
think very highly of me,
879
01:02:39,686 --> 01:02:43,104
especially you!
880
01:02:47,902 --> 01:02:51,353
[man screams]
881
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,747
[body thuds]
882
01:03:11,753 --> 01:03:15,032
Little Beaver Halloween City
is where all the action is.
883
01:03:27,113 --> 01:03:28,149
Come on, Ro.
Come on.
884
01:03:28,183 --> 01:03:28,977
Pick up.
885
01:03:32,912 --> 01:03:33,671
Ro.
886
01:03:33,706 --> 01:03:35,087
Ro.
887
01:03:35,121 --> 01:03:37,089
When you get this, please come
down to Little Beaver Medical,
888
01:03:37,123 --> 01:03:37,917
OK?
889
01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:39,160
Lavash is really messed up.
890
01:03:39,194 --> 01:03:41,334
And I-- I don't know.
891
01:03:41,369 --> 01:03:42,370
I don't know.
892
01:03:42,404 --> 01:03:43,543
I think Will is--
there's something
893
01:03:43,578 --> 01:03:44,682
seriously wrong with him.
894
01:03:53,726 --> 01:03:58,041
MAN [ON PHONE]: Hank, son, can
you put your papa on, please?
895
01:03:58,075 --> 01:03:58,869
OK.
896
01:03:58,904 --> 01:03:59,697
Over.
897
01:04:04,081 --> 01:04:05,876
This is Ozer.
898
01:04:05,911 --> 01:04:07,809
MAN [ON PHONE]: Sheriff,
please stop over
899
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,088
by the Halloween City store.
900
01:04:11,123 --> 01:04:11,917
Roger.
901
01:04:15,161 --> 01:04:16,266
What's up?
902
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:17,681
MAN [ON PHONE]: It
may be best just
903
01:04:17,715 --> 01:04:18,993
to get here as soon as you can.
904
01:04:21,616 --> 01:04:22,513
Copy that.
905
01:04:28,934 --> 01:04:30,901
You'll never know what
you'll find at Little
906
01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:32,178
Beaver Halloween City.
907
01:04:42,085 --> 01:04:43,431
OZER: Shit.
908
01:04:43,465 --> 01:04:44,984
Cool.
909
01:04:45,019 --> 01:04:46,986
Oh, shoot.
910
01:04:47,021 --> 01:04:47,849
Would you?
911
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:48,643
Yeah.
912
01:04:48,677 --> 01:04:50,472
OK, kiddo, let's go outside.
913
01:04:58,170 --> 01:04:59,343
This is sick.
914
01:04:59,378 --> 01:05:02,691
Everything cut clear off.
915
01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:04,728
Good riddance.
916
01:05:04,762 --> 01:05:08,801
If you buy your
costume anywhere else--
917
01:05:08,835 --> 01:05:09,664
Let's do a sweep.
918
01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:17,361
[suspenseful music]
919
01:05:36,035 --> 01:05:39,176
Little Beaver Halloween City.
920
01:05:39,211 --> 01:05:40,315
Fun, fun, fun.
921
01:06:04,374 --> 01:06:05,271
OZER: Nothing.
922
01:06:05,306 --> 01:06:06,065
Me neither.
923
01:06:10,656 --> 01:06:12,347
He's sitting in the squad car.
924
01:06:12,382 --> 01:06:15,281
He's fine.
925
01:06:15,316 --> 01:06:16,558
What's this town coming to?
926
01:06:27,569 --> 01:06:28,605
So where's the head?
927
01:06:32,471 --> 01:06:33,299
Or the hands?
928
01:06:49,488 --> 01:06:50,420
Oh, shit.
929
01:06:50,454 --> 01:06:51,214
Oh, shit.
930
01:06:51,248 --> 01:06:52,836
Dear?
931
01:06:52,870 --> 01:06:55,390
Yeah, Nana?
932
01:06:55,425 --> 01:06:56,874
Greg has a bit on his mind.
933
01:06:56,909 --> 01:06:59,877
He wants to apologize.
934
01:06:59,912 --> 01:07:01,258
- No way.
- Oh, you.
935
01:07:01,293 --> 01:07:02,087
Go on.
936
01:07:04,951 --> 01:07:05,780
Willoughby.
937
01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:07,540
Will?
938
01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:08,369
Greg?
939
01:07:11,268 --> 01:07:12,545
I'm-- I'm--
940
01:07:16,273 --> 01:07:22,659
I'm-- I'm very, very sorry for
being inconsiderate and not
941
01:07:22,693 --> 01:07:31,426
acknowledging your feelings and
for my recent inappropriateness.
942
01:07:31,461 --> 01:07:33,704
Greg, you're
always inappropriate.
943
01:07:33,739 --> 01:07:37,467
It just seemed like I
startled you and upset you.
944
01:07:37,501 --> 01:07:39,848
Look what Papa has
for us tonight.
945
01:07:42,403 --> 01:07:43,507
Yeah.
946
01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,061
I don't know what you're
talking about, Greg.
947
01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,752
We're good.
948
01:07:46,786 --> 01:07:48,616
We are?
949
01:07:48,650 --> 01:07:49,582
Hell, yeah.
950
01:07:49,617 --> 01:07:51,067
Oh, that was nice, dear.
951
01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:52,861
Oh, I'm so relieved.
952
01:07:52,896 --> 01:07:57,487
And I just want you to know that
my relationship with your nana
953
01:07:57,521 --> 01:08:00,766
isn't solely driven by my
unrelenting desire for her touch
954
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,043
and unabashed lust.
955
01:08:07,359 --> 01:08:09,740
OK.
956
01:08:09,775 --> 01:08:10,707
Have fun, dear.
957
01:08:10,741 --> 01:08:11,535
Oh.
958
01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:12,502
Thank you, Willoughby.
959
01:08:12,536 --> 01:08:13,330
We will.
960
01:08:22,374 --> 01:08:23,168
Ugh.
961
01:08:23,202 --> 01:08:24,341
What the fuck is that smell?
962
01:08:27,862 --> 01:08:31,314
[engine rumbling]
963
01:08:59,687 --> 01:09:04,657
HEARSE: Will, we need to talk.
964
01:09:10,353 --> 01:09:12,769
Huh?
965
01:09:12,803 --> 01:09:16,359
HEARSE: I can tell you're upset.
966
01:09:16,393 --> 01:09:18,878
I'm not.
967
01:09:18,913 --> 01:09:20,811
HEARSE: Yes, Will.
968
01:09:20,846 --> 01:09:23,849
You are.
969
01:09:23,883 --> 01:09:25,264
OK.
970
01:09:25,299 --> 01:09:28,336
HEARSE: And that's OK, Will.
971
01:09:28,371 --> 01:09:33,997
But I do want you to know
that it does get easier.
972
01:09:34,031 --> 01:09:36,102
What?
973
01:09:36,137 --> 01:09:38,104
HEARSE: Taking.
974
01:09:38,139 --> 01:09:40,624
Taking?
975
01:09:40,659 --> 01:09:44,214
HEARSE: Taking whatever
you want, Will.
976
01:09:49,495 --> 01:09:53,465
You can have whatever
you want now.
977
01:09:53,499 --> 01:09:57,814
You take care of me,
and I take care of you.
978
01:09:57,848 --> 01:09:58,642
OK.
979
01:10:10,309 --> 01:10:11,759
[door slams]
980
01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:25,428
[mutters]
981
01:10:26,877 --> 01:10:27,671
Open!
982
01:11:17,031 --> 01:11:19,930
There must be a
logical explanation.
983
01:11:19,965 --> 01:11:23,279
Ro, have you ever
known me to exaggerate?
984
01:11:26,627 --> 01:11:30,424
He-- he doubted me the
other day, like big time.
985
01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:32,840
It was for no reason at all.
986
01:11:32,874 --> 01:11:36,015
He put his head down
and turned away.
987
01:11:36,050 --> 01:11:37,396
It was fucking weird, Ro.
988
01:11:37,431 --> 01:11:38,501
He's probably just--
989
01:11:38,535 --> 01:11:40,641
I think he's dangerous.
990
01:11:40,675 --> 01:11:42,470
Dangerous?
991
01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:44,852
I'm telling you,
there is something
992
01:11:44,886 --> 01:11:46,440
seriously wrong with Will.
993
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,123
HEARSE: Will.
994
01:12:20,991 --> 01:12:21,958
Wake up.
995
01:12:25,271 --> 01:12:26,065
Will!
996
01:12:30,932 --> 01:12:31,830
Again?
997
01:12:31,864 --> 01:12:32,658
Fuck.
998
01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:42,323
[engine rumbling]
999
01:12:44,739 --> 01:12:48,191
[eerie music]
1000
01:12:55,094 --> 01:12:57,269
HEARSE: You take good
care of me, Will.
1001
01:13:06,727 --> 01:13:09,971
He doesn't have a
mean bone in his body.
1002
01:13:10,006 --> 01:13:11,973
HEARSE: I was so hungry.
1003
01:13:18,877 --> 01:13:20,257
He could never hurt anyone.
1004
01:13:26,229 --> 01:13:27,610
Will is a good person.
1005
01:13:36,688 --> 01:13:40,312
HEARSE: Self-doubt is
a terrible thing, Will.
1006
01:13:47,975 --> 01:13:50,011
This can't be.
1007
01:13:50,046 --> 01:13:51,599
HEARSE: It is.
1008
01:13:51,634 --> 01:13:53,601
Oh.
1009
01:13:53,636 --> 01:13:56,052
HEARSE: Yes, Will.
1010
01:13:56,086 --> 01:13:59,193
Yes, Will.
1011
01:13:59,227 --> 01:14:00,712
Yes, Will.
1012
01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:28,118
It hurts me to see
you like this, Will.
1013
01:14:28,153 --> 01:14:29,637
This is your fucking fault!
1014
01:14:29,672 --> 01:14:32,813
HEARSE: We killed the ones
who hurt the one you love.
1015
01:14:32,847 --> 01:14:34,573
I did it for you, Will.
1016
01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:37,334
I didn't ask you to.
1017
01:14:37,369 --> 01:14:41,097
HEARSE: We did it
together, Will.
1018
01:14:52,418 --> 01:14:53,247
Sid!
1019
01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:54,075
Lavash!
1020
01:14:56,043 --> 01:14:56,837
The fuck?
1021
01:14:56,871 --> 01:14:57,976
Dude, you just swore.
1022
01:14:58,010 --> 01:14:59,978
I'm so proud of you right now.
- Where's Will?
1023
01:15:00,012 --> 01:15:01,876
Last time I talked to
him, he was at nana's.
1024
01:15:01,911 --> 01:15:03,982
Fucking call him.
1025
01:15:04,016 --> 01:15:05,293
I just wanna call him right now.
1026
01:15:05,328 --> 01:15:06,122
All right, Lavash.
1027
01:15:06,156 --> 01:15:07,123
All right.
1028
01:15:07,157 --> 01:15:10,195
That's fucking epic.
1029
01:15:10,229 --> 01:15:12,680
[phone vibrating]
1030
01:15:14,717 --> 01:15:15,856
Rosemary!
1031
01:15:15,890 --> 01:15:17,892
Where are you?
1032
01:15:17,927 --> 01:15:19,756
I'm going to see old man Pat.
1033
01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,240
Why?
1034
01:15:21,275 --> 01:15:22,828
Something's going on.
1035
01:15:22,863 --> 01:15:25,969
And I know he's the only one
who knows what the hell it is.
1036
01:15:26,004 --> 01:15:29,145
Will, you're scaring me.
1037
01:15:29,179 --> 01:15:31,147
I think I fucked up.
1038
01:15:31,181 --> 01:15:32,113
We'll meet you there.
1039
01:15:32,148 --> 01:15:32,942
Who?
1040
01:15:32,976 --> 01:15:33,839
Who are you with?
1041
01:15:33,874 --> 01:15:36,635
Me and the guys
from the hospital.
1042
01:15:36,670 --> 01:15:37,533
At the hospital?
1043
01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:38,326
Why?
1044
01:15:38,361 --> 01:15:41,157
Lavash, but he's all right.
1045
01:15:41,191 --> 01:15:44,574
Rosemary, do not--
1046
01:15:44,609 --> 01:15:46,438
We need to go now.
1047
01:15:46,472 --> 01:15:47,197
Is Will OK?
1048
01:15:47,232 --> 01:15:48,095
I don't think so.
1049
01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,268
I'm hooked up to all this.
1050
01:15:59,658 --> 01:16:03,006
She's getting
angry now, isn't she?
1051
01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:06,078
Tell me what the
hell is going on.
1052
01:16:06,113 --> 01:16:07,114
Willoughby.
1053
01:16:07,148 --> 01:16:09,081
How do you know my name?
1054
01:16:09,116 --> 01:16:09,979
I'm your uncle.
1055
01:16:10,013 --> 01:16:12,050
Of course I know your name.
1056
01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:12,913
But my uncle--
1057
01:16:12,947 --> 01:16:13,741
what?
1058
01:16:13,776 --> 01:16:15,087
It's your uncle, of course.
1059
01:16:15,122 --> 01:16:17,262
The one thing is, you're
never supposed to know that.
1060
01:16:17,296 --> 01:16:18,297
Too late now.
1061
01:16:18,332 --> 01:16:19,885
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1062
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,680
Your grandpappy and
my younger brother,
1063
01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:23,682
Dickey, they're no damn good.
1064
01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:24,580
Pure evil.
1065
01:16:27,237 --> 01:16:29,757
Dickey and my grandfather
are your brothers?
1066
01:16:29,792 --> 01:16:30,862
Yep.
1067
01:16:30,896 --> 01:16:32,380
Well, why the fuck
would I not know that?
1068
01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:34,141
Well, it was forbidden.
1069
01:16:34,175 --> 01:16:35,936
I was too good, they said.
1070
01:16:35,970 --> 01:16:39,008
They said I would be
a bad influence on you
1071
01:16:39,042 --> 01:16:42,011
when it came time
for you to take over.
1072
01:16:42,045 --> 01:16:42,839
Take over?
1073
01:16:42,874 --> 01:16:43,633
Take over what?
1074
01:16:43,668 --> 01:16:44,979
You're at the helm now.
1075
01:16:45,014 --> 01:16:46,671
You're it!
1076
01:16:46,705 --> 01:16:47,844
Oh, fuck this!
1077
01:16:47,879 --> 01:16:50,019
This is about the
fucking hearse, isn't it?
1078
01:16:50,053 --> 01:16:51,365
Yes, son.
1079
01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:54,920
It's all about that hearse,
the hearse and pure evil.
1080
01:17:01,133 --> 01:17:02,963
Are you understanding
what I'm saying?
1081
01:17:12,110 --> 01:17:13,249
Willoughby?
1082
01:17:13,283 --> 01:17:15,285
Son?
1083
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,391
Answer me!
1084
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:20,946
You evil, evil bloodsuckers!
1085
01:17:23,811 --> 01:17:28,160
All I'm saying is, don't
play with dead things.
1086
01:17:30,853 --> 01:17:32,648
And whatever you do,
don't tell your mother.
1087
01:17:35,478 --> 01:17:36,272
Whoa.
1088
01:17:39,724 --> 01:17:42,658
[siren blaring]
1089
01:17:47,593 --> 01:17:48,422
You know the drill.
1090
01:17:51,425 --> 01:17:52,288
I'll be right back.
1091
01:18:10,824 --> 01:18:12,757
Rosie?
1092
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:15,173
What the hell are you
driving like that for?
1093
01:18:15,207 --> 01:18:17,382
That's irresponsible and
reckless, young lady.
1094
01:18:17,416 --> 01:18:21,731
Sheriff Ozer,
Will is in trouble.
1095
01:18:21,766 --> 01:18:23,388
What kind of trouble?
1096
01:18:23,422 --> 01:18:24,872
I don't know exactly.
1097
01:18:24,907 --> 01:18:28,220
He went to go talk
to old man Pat.
1098
01:18:28,255 --> 01:18:29,670
Old man Pat?
1099
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:33,018
Will said that he was the only
one who knew what was going on.
1100
01:18:33,053 --> 01:18:36,021
Well, what is going on?
1101
01:18:36,056 --> 01:18:36,884
I don't know.
1102
01:18:39,162 --> 01:18:39,956
Please.
1103
01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:43,649
OK.
1104
01:18:51,657 --> 01:18:55,661
Let's just all go
in the squad car.
1105
01:18:55,696 --> 01:18:59,217
We'll go and we'll see
what the problem is, OK?
1106
01:19:04,256 --> 01:19:05,775
Hey, you, Pat.
1107
01:19:05,810 --> 01:19:08,122
How you doing?
1108
01:19:08,157 --> 01:19:09,158
They took him.
1109
01:19:12,678 --> 01:19:13,679
Who took who?
1110
01:19:13,714 --> 01:19:16,441
They took Will!
1111
01:19:16,475 --> 01:19:17,649
Who took Will?
1112
01:19:17,683 --> 01:19:20,100
Dickey.
1113
01:19:20,134 --> 01:19:21,377
Dickey from the auto shop?
1114
01:19:21,411 --> 01:19:22,171
Dickey?
1115
01:19:22,205 --> 01:19:23,275
And Phil.
1116
01:19:23,310 --> 01:19:25,174
I smelled the pipe
smoke on his clothes.
1117
01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:28,487
Probably Marge, too.
1118
01:19:28,522 --> 01:19:31,490
And why would Dickey,
Phil, and Marge take Will?
1119
01:19:31,525 --> 01:19:34,942
[laughter]
1120
01:19:57,896 --> 01:19:59,173
They're all evil.
1121
01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:00,934
There's evil as the day is long.
1122
01:20:00,968 --> 01:20:03,281
And now, she wants Will.
1123
01:20:03,315 --> 01:20:06,042
Who wants Will?
1124
01:20:06,077 --> 01:20:08,217
The hearse.
1125
01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:09,943
The hearse.
1126
01:20:09,977 --> 01:20:10,736
That's right.
1127
01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:11,910
The hearse wants Will.
1128
01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:17,847
Pat, have you been
drinking tonight?
1129
01:20:32,758 --> 01:20:37,142
My own brothers poured
acid directly into my eyes.
1130
01:20:37,177 --> 01:20:39,973
Took away my sight.
1131
01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:44,322
It was my punishment for not
joining in on their evil.
1132
01:20:44,356 --> 01:20:45,771
And now, she wants Will.
1133
01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:48,326
And they'll make sure she
gets everything she wants.
1134
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:49,706
You can bet on that!
1135
01:20:57,266 --> 01:21:00,269
Uncle Dickey, the
fuck is going on?
1136
01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:02,409
What the fuck is going on?
1137
01:21:02,443 --> 01:21:05,895
[laughter]
1138
01:21:21,117 --> 01:21:23,154
What the fuck is going on?
1139
01:21:23,188 --> 01:21:26,536
[laughter]
1140
01:21:26,571 --> 01:21:29,608
Old Zachariah
Jenkins started it all.
1141
01:21:29,643 --> 01:21:32,163
Funeral home was
the perfect cover.
1142
01:21:32,197 --> 01:21:34,579
No one was the wiser.
1143
01:21:34,613 --> 01:21:38,410
He fed her the
blood of the dead.
1144
01:21:38,445 --> 01:21:45,521
But she insisted on more
and more fresh blood.
1145
01:21:45,555 --> 01:21:49,974
All those missing persons.
1146
01:21:50,008 --> 01:21:50,871
There's your answer.
1147
01:21:53,943 --> 01:21:56,912
You're saying that this--
1148
01:21:56,946 --> 01:22:00,467
whatever this is has something
to do with all these missing
1149
01:22:00,501 --> 01:22:01,986
person cold cases?
1150
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:06,783
Zachariah Jenkins
started it all.
1151
01:22:06,818 --> 01:22:09,027
But do you know which
one of his lackeys
1152
01:22:09,062 --> 01:22:12,617
was the worst, the
most evil of them all?
1153
01:22:17,001 --> 01:22:17,794
Nana?
1154
01:22:20,314 --> 01:22:21,108
Oh.
1155
01:22:21,143 --> 01:22:22,558
Hello, dear.
1156
01:22:22,592 --> 01:22:24,353
Nana, what's happening?
1157
01:22:24,387 --> 01:22:25,664
What is this?
1158
01:22:25,699 --> 01:22:26,458
Oh, dear.
1159
01:22:26,493 --> 01:22:27,287
You're so sweet.
1160
01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:31,774
But it's OK.
1161
01:22:31,808 --> 01:22:32,844
None of us are perfect.
1162
01:22:37,055 --> 01:22:38,884
What the fuck is this?
1163
01:22:38,919 --> 01:22:40,334
Oh, you know, dear.
1164
01:22:43,441 --> 01:22:44,442
No, I don't.
1165
01:22:44,476 --> 01:22:46,133
You don't, huh?
1166
01:22:46,168 --> 01:22:48,515
Remember, you came to us.
1167
01:22:48,549 --> 01:22:50,966
That's right.
1168
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,382
No one forced you to buy her.
1169
01:22:55,729 --> 01:22:56,488
What?
1170
01:22:56,523 --> 01:22:57,973
The-- the hearse?
1171
01:22:58,007 --> 01:22:58,870
What?
1172
01:22:58,904 --> 01:22:59,664
The hearse?
1173
01:22:59,698 --> 01:23:04,151
She has a name, Hershey.
1174
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,192
I named her Hershey when I
was about your age, dear.
1175
01:23:10,226 --> 01:23:17,578
And now, your initiation to show
her how much you appreciate her.
1176
01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:20,443
How exciting.
1177
01:23:20,478 --> 01:23:22,376
I think I killed people.
1178
01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:23,653
Well, of course, dear.
1179
01:23:23,688 --> 01:23:25,000
And a fine job you did.
1180
01:23:29,418 --> 01:23:30,833
I think I drank blood.
1181
01:23:30,867 --> 01:23:32,490
I think I drank blood.
1182
01:23:32,524 --> 01:23:35,803
[laughter]
1183
01:23:39,807 --> 01:23:40,636
Silly.
1184
01:23:40,670 --> 01:23:42,362
How do you think we feed her?
1185
01:23:42,396 --> 01:23:45,813
[screaming]
1186
01:24:01,967 --> 01:24:05,247
OK, here's the deal.
1187
01:24:05,281 --> 01:24:06,903
We're gonna go in here.
1188
01:24:06,938 --> 01:24:08,733
Let's see if Will is here.
1189
01:24:08,767 --> 01:24:12,978
And if he is, we'll get to
the bottom of all of this.
1190
01:24:13,013 --> 01:24:13,807
OK.
1191
01:24:19,295 --> 01:24:20,883
OK, buddy.
1192
01:24:20,917 --> 01:24:23,817
I want you to listen to me, OK?
1193
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:25,474
Stay in the car.
1194
01:24:25,508 --> 01:24:26,440
We'll be right back.
1195
01:24:46,736 --> 01:24:48,428
It's locked.
1196
01:24:48,462 --> 01:24:49,222
Check the side.
1197
01:25:00,198 --> 01:25:02,718
Lavash, I found a window.
1198
01:25:02,752 --> 01:25:03,546
It's cracked open.
1199
01:25:03,581 --> 01:25:06,101
You gotta crawl through it.
1200
01:25:06,135 --> 01:25:07,102
What if I can't fit?
1201
01:25:40,652 --> 01:25:44,277
Dude, I'm so writing that
letter of recommendation.
1202
01:25:51,974 --> 01:25:54,804
[door slams]
1203
01:25:54,839 --> 01:25:56,530
You must obey her, dear.
1204
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:09,233
Will?
1205
01:26:12,305 --> 01:26:16,654
Will, tell me it's not true.
1206
01:26:30,012 --> 01:26:32,083
Please, bro.
1207
01:26:32,117 --> 01:26:33,360
I'm really sorry, dude.
1208
01:26:33,395 --> 01:26:37,951
But we kinda have bigger
problems now, don't you think?
1209
01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:38,952
Ah!
1210
01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:42,438
[laughter]
1211
01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:14,608
Hey!
1212
01:27:14,643 --> 01:27:15,851
Untie me!
1213
01:27:15,885 --> 01:27:17,266
You're all fucking crazy!
1214
01:27:17,301 --> 01:27:19,889
Let's just-- [murmurs]
1215
01:27:20,683 --> 01:27:24,100
[gunshots]
1216
01:27:26,033 --> 01:27:27,311
Don't even try.
1217
01:27:27,345 --> 01:27:29,036
Rosemary, untie me!
1218
01:27:33,834 --> 01:27:35,008
I know what I need to do.
1219
01:27:37,942 --> 01:27:39,392
Dad?
1220
01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:40,358
[gasps]
1221
01:27:40,393 --> 01:27:41,773
[gunshot]
1222
01:27:46,502 --> 01:27:49,609
I need to get to
the fucking hearse.
1223
01:27:49,643 --> 01:27:51,162
Go to her, dear.
1224
01:27:51,196 --> 01:27:54,096
She's waiting for you.
1225
01:27:54,130 --> 01:27:57,617
[laughs]
1226
01:28:03,139 --> 01:28:06,591
[eerie music]
1227
01:28:43,559 --> 01:28:45,941
HEARSE: What are
you doing, Will?
1228
01:28:45,975 --> 01:28:47,322
What I have to.
1229
01:28:47,356 --> 01:28:49,669
HEARSE: But we're
so happy together.
1230
01:28:49,703 --> 01:28:50,463
Fuck you!
1231
01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,787
I'll see you at the bottom
of the fucking river, bitch!
1232
01:29:11,553 --> 01:29:13,244
I wish I could have seen that.
1233
01:29:21,873 --> 01:29:23,185
HEARSE: It's you, Will.
1234
01:29:33,333 --> 01:29:34,817
What a good treat.
1235
01:29:38,303 --> 01:29:40,789
[loud crash]
1236
01:32:25,643 --> 01:32:26,610
[door slams]
1237
01:32:26,644 --> 01:32:29,889
[humming]
1238
01:32:50,288 --> 01:32:53,671
[SINGING] How I
know she loves me
1239
01:32:53,706 --> 01:32:56,571
Because she always shows me
1240
01:32:56,605 --> 01:33:02,093
In so many different ways
1241
01:33:02,128 --> 01:33:05,580
[humming]
1242
01:33:25,910 --> 01:33:29,120
HEARSE: I've been
waiting for you.
1243
01:33:29,155 --> 01:33:31,985
Waiting for you.
1244
01:33:32,020 --> 01:33:38,336
I know what you want, Pat.
1245
01:33:38,371 --> 01:33:40,269
I can-- I can see.
1246
01:33:43,065 --> 01:33:44,101
I can see!
1247
01:33:47,691 --> 01:33:48,933
I can see!
1248
01:33:55,319 --> 01:33:58,736
[suspenseful music]
1249
01:34:08,125 --> 01:34:12,129
HEARSE: We are going
to have so much fun.
1250
01:34:12,163 --> 01:34:13,613
[gasps]
1251
01:34:15,063 --> 01:34:18,480
[ending theme]
1252
01:34:20,931 --> 01:34:24,244
[SINGING] That's how
I know she loves me
1253
01:34:24,279 --> 01:34:26,833
Because she always shows me
1254
01:34:26,868 --> 01:34:31,424
In so many different ways
1255
01:34:31,458 --> 01:34:32,218
Let's go
1256
01:34:32,252 --> 01:34:33,668
This hearse is cursed
1257
01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:34,599
I ride shotgun
1258
01:34:34,634 --> 01:34:36,532
And now we got a flat tire
1259
01:34:36,567 --> 01:34:37,464
I'm going crazy
1260
01:34:37,499 --> 01:34:39,225
I will stamp it on my passport
1261
01:34:39,259 --> 01:34:40,226
Got a crucifix
1262
01:34:40,260 --> 01:34:53,308
I keep it in my dashboard
1263
01:34:53,342 --> 01:34:56,276
That's how I know she loves me
1264
01:34:56,311 --> 01:34:58,865
Because she always shows me
1265
01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:03,318
In so many different ways
1266
01:35:03,352 --> 01:35:25,478
Let's go
1267
01:35:25,512 --> 01:35:28,170
That's how I know she loves me
1268
01:35:28,205 --> 01:35:30,932
Because she always shows me
1269
01:35:30,966 --> 01:35:35,764
In so many different ways
1270
01:35:35,799 --> 01:35:38,974
That's how I know she loves me
1271
01:35:39,009 --> 01:35:41,563
Because she always shows me
1272
01:35:41,597 --> 01:35:47,500
In so many different ways
1273
01:35:47,534 --> 01:35:50,917
I know she loves me
1274
01:35:50,952 --> 01:35:55,197
Because she always shows me
1275
01:35:55,232 --> 01:36:01,169
In so many different and ways
73363
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof