All language subtitles for Accidentally Engaged (2016) (Accidentally.Engaged.2016.1080P.Webrip.X264.Aac5.1-[Yts.Mx]) (ENGLISH)

All right, so we got you
your director approved apron.

Yeah, yeah, I like
this one a lot better.

So I saw his abs.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Yeah, he just ripped his
shirt off right in front of me.

Abs for days.

What did you do?

Well, I did what
any girl would do.

I just refrained from asking him to
take a selfie with me for my Insta pics.

And you, are you gonna
be able to handle looking

him in the eyes without
stumbling over your lines?

I think I'll manage.

I mean, he's just a person
like everyone else, right?

Right!

We're ready for her.

Let's go, Claire.

It's Clarissa.

Okay.

Let's go.

I need everyone at their ones.

Okay, guys, quiet on set.

We're gonna roll for rehearsal.

All right, sound.

All right, scene 101A,
take one, coffee shop crush.

And action.

Hi.

I didn't see you last Friday.

Or the Friday before, but you
were here three Fridays ago.

Three Fridays ago.

I was visiting my
mom at San Fran.

Oh, that's sweet.

I thought I'd never
see you again.

Well, I'm here now.

Let me buy you a cup of coffee.

Can I get you anything else?

I think I've got everything I
need right here in front of me.

Oh, my God.

I'm so, so, so sorry.

I'm so, I'm so sorry.

Um, no.

I didn't know the lid
wasn't... Don't sweat it.

We'll drive you home.

Your wardrobe has doubles.

Your wardrobe has doubles.

Yeah, you.

Come with me.

Clarissa, honey, you always
gotta check your props.

I know.

I made a complete fool of
myself in front of two of the

hottest, up-and-coming
actors in Hollywood right now.

Oh, please.

Honey, Stella is
a notorious diva.

It was probably her bad karma that
caused How it was funny the first thing,

after all the special우�
digits in the first place.

And Chaz.

He is all sexy soap appeal.

No brains above.

I thought he would
remember you if he saw you.

Jeanette, I know how hard you
worked to get me that audition.

Forget it, okay?

You still got paid.

And we'll keep it on your
headshot until you get it better.

But what if this small part
led to something bigger?

Clarissa, it was Seven Lines.

It's not the end of the
world or your career.

You are barely 24.

You're 24!

Yeah, well Stella's 24.

So says her publicist.

I'll have you know
that Stella is nearly 30.

And do not compare
yourself to her.

You are a talented actress.

So you're not all
lips and lashes.

But you are beautiful.

You look like a
storybook princess.

And you're vulnerable,
yet you're strong.

Honey, you have star quality.

That's why I signed you.

You're right.

I mean, because if I don't
believe in myself, who will?

Right?

See?

You are a great actress.

What?

Well, even though you're
down on your luck, and you

don't believe a word you just
said, you had me convinced.

Thanks.

Alright.

You go home, you get some rest,
and I'm going to get you out for a

commercial audition on
Friday at 2 in Studio City, okay?

Oh, I can't.

I'm going back home for a
bridal shower, remember?

Yes, your maid of honor and
your best friend's wedding, right?

The honor is all mine.

Alright.

Well, it'll be good
for you to get away.

Go have fun.

And Clarissa?

Life is a movie
if you let it be.

I know.

Okay.

Alright.

Go have fun.

Bye.

Bye.

Of course I'm coming.

You think I'd miss
your bridal shower?

I'm your maid of honor.

Um, about that.

What?

Well, since you don't live here and
you've been so busy with your auditions,

and stuff, and haven't
really been able to help with

planning, I kind of had to make
you, like, a co-maid of honor.

I'm sorry.

You made me a what?

A co-maid of honor.

Maya, there's no such
thing as co-maid of honor.

Are you serious?

Hey, look, it's my wedding and I
can create whatever kind of title I want.

Look, Riz, I'm sorry.

It's just Kelly's been the
one who's been doing all the

grunt work on this, so I had
to kind of give her that title.

And you know I wish it
were you, but I realize

how busy you've been
with your auditions.

Not anymore.

I just got fired, and now I just
got fired from wedding duties, too.

Great.

Look, it's not like that, okay?

I still want you right by my
side on that big wedding day.

Okay?

Nothing's gonna change
besides this silly little title.

You're my best friend, Riz.

I mean, heck, you're
like family to me.

Sister I've never had.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I just...

I guess it's a good thing that
Kelly stepped up to the plate.

Yeah, well, don't get me wrong.

Her and Veronica have
been driving me nuts.

But I will say that those two
know how to get stuff done.

Okay, fine.

But when I get there
tomorrow, I'm gonna

have my say in some
of the arrangements, too.

Of course you will.

And me and Pete will be there
to welcome you with open arms.

How is the old fart anyway?

Speakerphone.

Pete, you know I love you.

How am I an old fart?

You're old.

I'm six years older.

You should have seen him
running at the park today.

He fell over
after the first mile.

That is her cooking.

She's trying to keep me heavy
so I'm slow and easy to catch.

So, Riz, how the heck did
you get fired from your job?

I spilled coffee all over Jazz
Hunter and Stella Summers' laps.

But, Riz, you really
are a waitress.

I know.

I must have been, like, nervous.

I don't know.

Well, was it hot at least?

I hope it was boiling hot.

Stella Summers deserves it.

She's so full of herself.

Yeah, but what did
I do to deserve it?

I mean, I thought my
karma was pretty on point.

I don't know.

You're just gonna have to leave
it up to higher calling, I guess.

Okay?

Because everything
happens for a reason.

And if this wasn't your ticket to
success, then the next thing will be.

I just wish I could do it over.

Well, when that
opportunity comes, you just

have to make sure that
you're ready to take it.

Aw, thanks.

You're the bestest friend ever.

You know that?

No.

You are.

Okay.

I'm gonna, uh, be
there this weekend.

I will see you guys.

I cannot wait to just relax
and not think about Hollywood.

Bye!

Can I get you
guys anything else?

Um, no.

I think we're all right.

Thank you.

Perfect!

Uh, Chaz?

Hey!

Um, hi!

You know, I, uh, think I
came to the wrong place.

Hey, Melody, can you
watch my tables for a second?

Hey, baby.

Can we just meet
back at my place?

The menu here isn't so great.

Yeah, I'll pick up some takeout.

Bye.

Bye.

You didn't even
look at the menu.

I just didn't think my publicist
would like it here is all.

You thought I was going to
pour cold coffee in your lap again?

I'm not an idiot, you know.

I wait tables for a living.

Really?

Shouldn't you be brunching at the Ivy
with some Teen Choice Award winners?

I don't even know your name.

Why are you so mad at me?

You're the one who set
our shoot back two hours.

You know what?

Does no one blame the prop
master for not doing his job?

Checking your props is
practically acting class 101.

Since when?

Since always.

I don't know.

That doesn't change.

Great.

I'm getting acting advice
from kids' TV show star.

Hey, you watch Cool Time Kids?

Everyone our age did.

You had a crush
on me, didn't you?

Come on, admit it.

You thought I was cool.

I have to get back to work.

Just remember coffee is
better in a cup than on your shirt.

Joke.

It was a joke.

Come on, you'll
get a better gig.

Just, you know, avoid props.

Hi, Elena.

Excuse me.

That was Chaz Hunter.

The one and only.

Okay, he's hella dreamy.

And he knows it.

Wait, so are you two,
like, really a thing?

No, why would you think that?

Because this pic I saw online.

What pic?

The one of you and
Chaz clearly leaving

some, I don't know,
VIP lounge in Hollywood.

That wasn't me.

Okay.

It wasn't.

Why would you think it was me?

I don't know.

I mean, you can't see her face,
but she has the same hair as you.

It's not me.

It looks so good.

It does.

It actually smells good.

It doesn't really matter
because I like it a lot.

Do you know what I mean?

I know.

You guys started without me?

If it isn't Clarissa Byers, our
fan-sealed friend from Hollywood.

This color is so in right now.

Let's insta-pick the moment.

And I heard you're doing
a movie with Chaz Hunter.

What?

Okay, you have
to tell us all about it.

Like, is he as hot
as he is in person?

Or is he like, tall?

Or is he kind of like short?

Like, what is he like?

You know?

The maid of honor
has finally arrived.

I mean, my co-maid of honor.

Clarissa, you know
I'm only teasing.

When you're here, I want
you to do everything you can.

And when you're not,
I just want to help out.

Thanks, Kelly.

I mean, that's really
sweet of you to do that.

I want you to help
when I'm stuck in L.A.

Champagne.

Champagne.

Hey.

And I didn't tell
anybody you got fired.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm happy you're here.

Me too.

And how's Los Angeles, dear?

Oh, it's good, you know.

Just going on a
lot of auditions.

Okay, so is Chaz
Hunter, like, really tall?

Or just kind of tall?

Um, no.

Today is all about Maya.

Right?

You guys shower
me with attention.

Oh, right.

Right, right.

Totally right.

Will we visit this
convo, believe?

Okay, I want to open my gifts.

And I hope you guys didn't get me
anything naughty because my mother is here.

She's just worried
I may steal it.

Clarissa, is that you?

Losing your eyesight already?

So sad.

No, no, no, no.

I just didn't recognize you
with all that Hollywood Botox.

No Botox.

Then why do you look like that?

Come here, jerk.

Old man, jerk.

Good to see you, Pete.

Congrats.

Thank you.

And thank you for being here.

I know it means
the world to Maya.

Are all the hens outside still?

Yep.

Just picking up some wine.

Let's get this party started.

Excuse me.

Since when does the
groom join the bridal shower?

Since the groom's poker
party ended two hours ago.

Lost all your Monopoly
money already?

I don't get that game.

There's Pete.

Pete.

Graham.

Wow.

I didn't even recognize you.

I know.

Hey, Clarissa.

I missed you.

You look great.

I mean, how much...
You look... You can ask.

It's okay.

How much weight did you lose?

58 pounds.

Yeah.

Give or take a few.

You know, depending on what shoes
I'm wearing or how much I ate that day.

That's crazy.

I mean, I just saw you
last year after grad school.

When did this happen?

So after that, I took
spring break off.

I hired a personal trainer
and focused on the body.

And now?

Now I am a project manager
at a tech firm near the beach.

That is amazing.

Congrats.

But I thought you'd
move back here.

I'm close.

I visit on and off.

I came back today for
Pete's poker tournament.

Yeah, he is awful at poker.

I destroyed him.

He's just so bad.

But what about you?

How's LA?

Dreams don't disappear.

No, they don't.

But...

People do.

Ouch.

Was that directed at me?

No, no.

Of course not.

I can read a little bit.

Hey, you ran after Atlanta
for college, remember?

Yeah, but that's a close drive
compared to the Hollywood side.

And where would an
actress go to get a career?

I'm not judging.

I'm just saying.

You've been missed around here.

A lot has changed
since you've been gone.

Hey.

I can see that.

Now I know it was taking so
long for you to get that wine.

Look at you two.

Together again at last.

So cute.

So, uh, how long have
you guys been, um...

Two months?

Two weeks.

Two... Two weeks?

And what were we
doing before that?

Two months?

I meant two months.

Two weeks was like...

It officially became the...

Uh... Yeah.

Two months.

Uh, are you ready to go home?

Why don't we stay?

I haven't seen
Clarissa in a while.

It'd be good to catch up.

Well, of course we want
to catch up with Clarissa.

Um... Come on.

Let's go back outside
then, shall we?

Okay.

Well, that's changed.

Great.

Clarissa, you have to tell us.

Have you been
dating any celebrities?

Well, a lot of recurring TV
guest stars turn into celebrities.

And non-recurring dates?

So no, no one famous.

No.

What do you call them again?

On-set romances.

Show-mances.

Oh, wasn't there
that director... C?

Oh, yeah.

That was a lifetime ago.

Yeah, and he dumped
her on her birthday.

We hate that guy.

I mean, in his defense, he
didn't know it was my birthday.

And I'm focusing on my
career right now anyway, so...

It's fine.

Well, that's a good thing.

But by choice?

Because, of course, all the
guys just adore her out there.

And I totally respect that
you just focus on your career.

And that takes a
lot of dedication.

It sounds like it's paying off.

You know, with this
big movie roll and all.

You booked a film.

That's awesome.

Congrats.

Yeah, well... When
does it come out?

You know, I don't know.

You know, my scene could get cut,
so... Why would your scene get cut?

I mean, don't they
need you in the film?

Aren't you like a
lead character?

Oh, I wouldn't say that exactly.

Hey, guys.

You guys, it's complicated.

I mean, you know that she has to sign like
a non-disclosure deal and all that stuff,

so... She's not even
allowed to talk about it, right?

It's like, it's top secret.

Like, they shred the
script pages every day.

So, like, no one
knows who's gonna die.

No one dies, babe.

It's a romantic comedy.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

Wait.

Is that...

No way.

What?

That's you.

Huh?

Oh, wait.

Like the guy that...
She's the mystery girl.

The one that's
kissing Chaz Hunter.

Oh, no, no, no.

No.

You said you...

You worked with Chaz.

Yeah.

Yeah, I did.

But... That's why you've
been acting so shady.

I'm not.

It's just showmance.

No.

Is it more than?

Yeah.

How much more?

I... I wouldn't say that.

Then, do you even know him?

No, I do.

He was just at
my work last week.

Then it's true.

Then you're dating Chaz Hunter.

Yeah.

It's true.

It's all true.

He's a cutie pie.

Okay.

We just want to know if
he's coming to the wedding

because I want him to
sign my bridesmaid's dress.

Oh, really?

Okay.

Okay.

I don't see what
the big deal is.

It's not like I'm
going to wear it again.

He's not going to
come to the wedding.

Oh, no?

Why not?

Because no one knows yet.

It's a publicity thing.

You know, all that stuff.

So you guys can't say anything.

About what?

Mrs. Byers, you didn't tell us your
little girl was dating Chaz Hunter.

Well, I didn't know.

Hi, Mom.

Dad.

Who's Chaz Hunter?

Oh, he's a cutie.

That's what I said.

What are you guys doing here?

Well, we were just driving by and we
didn't know if he had a ride home or not.

I mean, you're
staying with us, right?

Yeah, right.

My stuff is in the car.

I can meet you guys at home.

Well, we can hang, can't we?

No, you know what?

I'm exhausted.

Can we go?

Sure, honey.

Okay.

Bye, guys.

Hi, Graham.

Hi, how's everybody doing?

Maya, hi.

So is it true?

About Chaz?

Of course it is.

Why would I lie?

Maybe because you don't want any of them
to know that you got fired from your job.

Look, Clarissa, it's okay
to be struggling, okay?

I promise you all of
them will understand.

It's just like I said.

I can't say anything.

Okay, fine.

I just don't know why you
wouldn't have told me then.

I mean, I wouldn't
have said anything.

Yeah, well, you could have told me
about Graham and Kelly, too, you know?

I just didn't know
how to tell you.

I mean, they started
dating right when he came

back and I didn't
even think it would last.

It's fine.

It's just weird, you know?

Kelly used to make so much
fun of him back in school.

Yeah, but, I mean, he's a lot
different than he was back in school.

Yeah, I guess.

He looks great.

Yeah, but so does
Mr. Chaz Hunter.

I'm so sorry all that came up.

Tonight really should have
been about you, not me.

It's okay.

I'm just glad that you came.

Just no more secrets, okay?

Right.

No more secrets.

No more secrets?

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

Um, you're not telling
anyone, are you?

No, no.

Not really.

Because it kind of looks
like you're telling people.

Yeah.

Uh, no.

She said don't tell anyone.

We don't know
anyone from Hollywood.

So it's fine.

Hi.

Hi honey.

Hey dad.

How'd you sleep?

I wish I didn't have
to leave so soon.

Oh, me too.

I can imagine with all the
fanfare you're getting back in L.A.

Honey, why didn't
you tell us about Chaz?

There's nothing to tell.

It's not serious.

But, I mean, what do
you mean by fanfare?

Here.

It's all over the internet.

What?

Yeah...

Oh, no, no, no.

I mean, I know you guys like
to keep things so mysterious.

I guess so.

Why are you so romantic?

Is he nice?

He looks nice here.

What's wrong, honey?

Coffee?

Hey, come on.

Who is she?

I don't know.

It's some girl I met on set.

So you are seeing her?

I barely know her.

She's on the film
I'm working on.

She had a small line.

She got fired.

Good.

So if you're not seeing her,
then what is all this about?

I don't know.

I woke up this morning
to your screaming voice.

Now you tell me.

I am leaving for Paris
tomorrow for that fresh jacket.

I can't handle this right now.

I have too much on my plate.

Baby, it's okay.

Calm down.

It's fine.

Calm down.

I don't like her, okay?

I don't even know her.

I ran into her at that
diner the other day.

Somebody must
have saw us together.

I just assumed we were dating.

What were you
talking to her about?

She was mad.

She thinks I got her fired.

She spilled coffee on my lap.

What was she doing on your lap?

She spilled coffee on my lap.

I don't get what you're
so mad about anyway.

You're married.

That's over.

I'm just playing the
game so I can win in court.

That makes it better.

There's nothing going on
between me and my husband, Chaz.

And there's nothing going
on between me and this...

I don't even know
this girl's name.

This Clarissa Byers chick.

Well, now everyone
thinks you're together.

Is that better than people
thinking we're together?

This might actually
be a good thing.

If everyone thinks you're with
her, then they won't suspect us.

But I don't know her.

Doesn't matter.

You just have to
convince the media you do.

You're an actor.

You'll be great.

What exactly do
you need me to do?

Dump her.

In public.

What?

I'll send a few paparazzi to
this diner where she works.

You go there and dump
her in front of everyone.

Claim she broke your heart.

She's an opportunist who sold
your secret love to the media.

If she argues, all the better.

The media will
get it all on tape.

It'll be great.

Yeah, I don't think
that's gonna work.

I'm your publicist.

Trust me, it'll work.

And it'll put us in the clear until
my divorce lawyer gets here.

He gets everything hashed out.

This is exactly the
cover we needed.

She's never gonna go for it.

She doesn't need to.

You're dumping her, remember?

And if anything, it's
good press for her, too.

She'll have her five
seconds of fame.

Believe me, she'll love it.

I don't know.

She doesn't really
seem like the type, babe.

Chaz's hot new
flame is back in L.A.

I'm sure she's ready to
rush back into his arms.

Man, these paparazzi
sure love you.

Yeah, I tried getting
to an audition at 8 a.m.

with three cars chasing you.

Wah.

You said that you
two weren't dating.

We're not.

It's just a big
misunderstanding.

Chaz Hunter wants
nothing to do with me.

Then why is he here?

I knew it.

You big fibber.

Sorry.

I'm sorry about everything.

I swear I didn't tell
anyone we had a thing.

It was just a huge
misunderstanding.

But you did tell people
it was you in the photo.

No.

Well, yes, but no.

See, um...

They said it was me, and
I just didn't tell them no.

I went back home for a
bridal shower last weekend.

Bridal shower.

You're a bridesmaid?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, those are rough.

Look, I just didn't want to
tell them I got fired, okay?

So you should.

You told people we
were together instead.

You don't know these girls.

They create fantasies
in their heads.

Well, it looks like
they're not the only ones.

If you want me to go out there
and tell everyone it was a lie, fine.

End scene.

Actually, I kinda need
your help with something.

My help with what?

Uh, well, I was kinda
hoping we might break up.

In public.

Break up?

Why?

No one can know who was
really with me in the photo that

night, so I kinda need people
to keep thinking it was you.

Who is it?

It's complicated, but if...if
people found out I was

dating this woman, it could
destroy both of our careers.

Well, you didn't really seem to
care about helping me save mine.

You didn't ask.

But I am.

I'm asking for your help here.

Besides, this looks like it might
be pretty good press for you.

This really isn't the type
of press I'm looking for.

I mean, if I get famous, I want it to be
because I actually played the perfect part.

Not because I was the chick
dumped by Chaz Hunter in public.

Well, what do you want then?

Money?

No.

I'm not gonna lie for money.

No, it's not lying.

It's acting.

Besides, you'd never have a problem
lying to your friends back home.

Alright, so what do you want?

We have to break
up amicably, okay?

Neither one of us
can be humiliated.

I completely agree, but
we need to do this fast.

Like, this weekend fast.

I'm not around this weekend.

This can't really wait.

I mean, in my experience, these
things, they get out of hand pretty quick.

Actually, this is perfect.

You want to do it this weekend?

Then come with me to a wedding.

No.

No, not in a way.

No.

This is the least you can do.

Okay, so here is the flight
you need to book and my cell.

But you have to promise you're
not gonna embarrass me, okay?

Pretty sure you'll be able
to do that all on your own.

I got it.

I got it.

You really need to
stop dropping things.

Whoa, that got crazy fast.

Okay, this weekend.

We're getting married!

This is the happiest
day of my life.

I can't believe people
think we're engaged.

This is insane.

It's all part of
the breakup plan.

It's your typical
Hollywood love story.

You got engaged and that's what
ultimately leads to the untimely breakup.

Fear of commitment.

Wedding woes.

Cheating with another woman.

Hmm?

Can you put that thing
down for like two seconds?

We have to make sure our story is on
the same page if we're getting married.

Alright, I got it.

We met on set.

You spilled coffee on me.

You offered to pay for my dry cleaning and
when I called to collect you asked me out.

The rest is history.

I asked you out?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

Why not?

Girls ask me out all the time.

Yeah, starstruck girls.

It's not me.

Okay.

What's your grandiose idea?

I don't know.

We don't know a
thing about each other.

Let me guess.

You grew up bored in this small
town always yearning for more.

You watched chick flicks
at the discount Cineplex

and dreamed of being
the next Julia Roberts.

So you saved all your pennies from
your job with the local Five and Dime.

Hopped a bus to pursue your
dreams in the City of Angels.

Am I right?

You got me.

Except you forgot the part
when I went to college and studied

communications because I
didn't think I'd become an actor.

Oh, and the year I moved back with my
mom because she was battling breast cancer.

Oh, and the time that I
almost threw in the towel in L.A.

because my car died in K-Town
and I didn't have the money to fix it.

But... you stuck it out, right?

Yeah, don't be sorry.

I'm fine.

I mean, everyone
has tough rides.

Your turn.

Oh, come on.

You gotta guess.

Okay, so rich parents had you
in acting since you were a toddler.

And when cool times ended, you wanted
to break out of that perfect kid persona.

So you did that movie where you were
playing the psycho pre-teen who was...

wreaking havoc
on your neighbors.

Shunned by your entire
fanbase, you spent the last

decade trying to regain
that perfect boy image.

But it's hard
because it's not you.

Ouch.

You play rough.

So what did I miss?

Other than the girls, of course.

Well, you got me.

Bad guy right here.

That's me.

I didn't say you were a bad guy.

I just said you weren't perfect.

But nobody is.

Tough rides for everyone.

You an only child?

Yep.

You?

Three siblings.

Parents divorced.

Thank God for that.

They still live in DC.

I'm not really too
close to any of them.

Black sheep?

More like the
who-wants-to-borrow-money-next-kid.

Even your parents?

Yeah, you got it.

Wow.

So no rich parents, huh?

I moved in with my
aunt when I was little.

I was getting in trouble a lot.

I was fighting with my siblings.

She's the one who helped
me channel that into my acting.

She's still my best bud.

Cute.

So, who's getting married again?

Oh, my best friend, Maya.

She's the least of our worries.

The ones we have to think
about are Veronica and Kelly.

Why?

What are they gonna do?

They don't have to do anything.

Just be.

Oh, and I almost forgot.

All my close
friends call me Riss.

It's just a lazy nickname.

Almost forgot.

Here.

What's this?

Put it on.

Wow.

That's amazing.

Yeah, it's from my
aunt's first marriage.

She let me borrow it.

Let me help you out.

Oh, thanks.

Let's do this.

Yeah.

This project's really good.

I don't believe it.

Um, they seem nice.

He's real.

Like, the real person.

Hey.

Hi.

Hey.

Chaz Hunter, look at you.

Just as handsome as
you are in the movies.

Yes.

And tall.

So this is Chaz.

And this is Maya, Pete,
Kelly, Graham, and Veronica.

Hello, Maya, Pete, Kelly,
Graham, and Veronica.

We all went to school
together except for Pete.

My fiancé graduated in the 90s.

Yes.

We didn't have books then.

There was no fire.

A lot of us didn't make it.

Oh my, look at this!

Oh.

Wow.

Congratulations
to the both of you.

Yeah.

Congrats.

And congratulations
to you guys as well.

Thanks.

Got you a little something.

Wow.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was sweet.

Did I just say that was sweet?

Did we miss the
entire rehearsal?

I'm so sorry we're late.

Yeah, you did.

No, it's okay.

Seriously, fine.

You know how these things go.

Walk down the aisle,
smile, grab a bouquet, done.

And what held you
guys up anyway?

Believe it or not, they
had to delay the flight

because everyone
asked for our autographs.

Well, where do I get in line?

At least they held
the flight for us, right?

I guess it helps to
be famous, huh?

So, who wants some punch?

We're here.

So, come on, help yourselves.

So, where did you get them?

That's nothing.

I like your friends.

So do I.

So,

how do you like our little town?

It's... cozy.

Cozy.

And how did you meet Clarissa
again the last time she was here?

She was very hush-hushy.

We were on set together.

She is stupid.

She got in trouble for something that
was actually our prop master's fault.

So, I felt bad, went to visit her at
work, asked her out, and here we are.

Oh, how sweet.

Just darling.

Swept in like a knight
in shining superstar.

Okay.

So, how are things
with Hollywood?

Oh, they're good.

Great.

No, I mean, Mr. Hollywood.

Oh, um, yeah.

They're fine.

Good.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't cry.

No, it's fine.

It's just, it's new, you know.

So, we're still getting
to know each other.

It's kind of a whirlwind
romance, you know.

I used to do acting
back in high school.

I was actually
Alice in Wonderland.

It was my senior year.

Yeah.

What did, uh, what
did Clarissa play?

She was, uh, the
Queen of Hearts.

Really?

That's my favorite character.

Just want to make sure
you're making the best decision.

That's all.

I could say the
same thing to you.

So, are we ever going to talk
about what happened at graduation?

Graham, I didn't
know what to say.

I told you I loved you.

Could've said it back.

Yeah, I just... of
course I loved you.

But... You didn't think I
was good enough for you?

We were friends.

And, uh, that meant
so much to me.

Sweet.

So that's... Graham, right?

What's Graham's story?

Uh, yeah, he's my boyfriend.

He and Clarissa were
totally in love back in school.

He was chubby back then.

Looks like you got
it sorted out now.

Is there a gym around here?

I want to... Do you
remember... freshman year...

when I told my mom that I was
staying at Kelly's parents' beach house?

And I told my mom that I had to go to
Charleston to compete with the debate team.

Just so we can go camping.

And we heard that sound and... you
thought it was a bear and you freaked out.

I did not.

You got freaked out.

You could barely roast
your marshmallow.

Well, truth be told...
I wasn't scared.

I just... wanted to
get closer to you.

I don't... think I have with
Kelly what I had with you.

Maybe you haven't tried.

Maybe you should.

Maybe.

Do you have with Chaz
what... you had with me?

Or... maybe...
maybe... maybe better?

He's my fiancé, right?

I can't believe
there's no gym here.

Please tell me
there's a good organic.

No.

At least there's cake.

You grew up here?

Yeah.

A soon-to-be-famous
Clarissa Pius.

Born and raised right
here in these very walls.

Shh.

You're gonna wake up my parents.

I can never...

Oh.

Mom, Dad, I told you
never to do that again.

Oh, it's our tradition.

It's our tradition.

She would come home late and
we'd be hiding in the dark and go...

and scare her every time.

It's a creepy tradition.

My future son-in-law.

Hello.

Welcome to our home.

Thank you for having
me, Mr. and Mrs. Byers.

No, sir.

Bruce and Sandy.

Bruce and Sandy?

Yeah.

Thank you.

You may go.

Okay.

Let's get you settled in.

Right up here, you know
where you're going, young lady.

And you just follow her.

And creepy fact number
two, they left my room like this.

I think this is awesome.

Every time I go home, my aunts turn my
room into a game room or a yoga studio or,

as of the most recent visit,
a kennel for foster dogs.

Well, we couldn't change it.

It's not ours to change.

And they're probably always
hoping I'll move back here.

What kind of parents
would we be if we didn't?

All right.

You kids get some rest and let us
know if there's anything you need.

Thank you, Mrs.
Thank you, Sandy.

Hey, you like omelets?

Yes, sir.

Love them.

I make a mean omelet.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Dad.

Bye.

Yeah, your parents
are pretty awesome.

And you're totally
not sleeping here.

There's a futon in the study next
door with your name all over it.

All right.

Let's just hope your parents don't
find me on the futon in the morning.

So cute.

Leave it.

Adorable.

Thank you.

You'll figure it out from there.

Eighteen.

Oh, my God.

That's so funny.

Your guy here, he has no
idea how to make an omelet.

I can't believe you
didn't teach him.

I taught you everything I know.

Dad, we haven't had a lot of
sleepovers that involve breakfast.

You're telling me
this isn't a work of art?

As much as I'd like to be polite
because you are a guest in our home, no.

I'm sorry.

Well, my rule of thumb is
it's not about how it looks.

It's about how great it tastes.

So even a messy omelet
could have potential, right?

We'll see.

Mmm.

House of Honesty
says, heck yeah.

Your turn.

You're right.

It's good.

Yes.

Good job.

All right.

Told you I have
some culinary skills.

Yeah, you proved me wrong.

All right.

So what's on our big
wedding agenda for the day?

So we're headed to the beach tonight
as the bachelor and bachelorette parties.

You know, I've actually
never been to one of those.

Oh, relax.

It's not like the movies.

It's going to be probably mostly junk
food, video games, and burping contests.

There's nothing you
just said that I don't like.

Oh, I can lift my own suitcase.

Can you also say thank you?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Okay, so I think the guys are
staying in condos over here.

You're in 236?

Where are you going to be?

I'm in 222.

And we're actually going
to settle in and then go to

the pool for the bachelor
and bachelorette parties.

All right.

Cool.

Okay, I'll see you.

Wait,

how does she even
know that I'm here?

Because I'm right here, darling.

What are you doing here?

Why does she have a ring?

You're the one who
wanted us to play this up.

Remember?

It was supposed to look like a
fling, not a full-on engagement.

I got, I don't know,
carried away in the scene.

Oh, did you?

Well, it's too late
to take it back now.

When I gave her the ring,
my aunt let me borrow it.

What's the big deal?

I'm sorry, why are you here?

I'm your publicist.

It's my job to make sure
you don't do anything stupid.

So far, so good.

I didn't have anything better
to do this weekend, so...

Okay.

Fine.

I couldn't stand the thought of
you way out here alone with her.

Come on, babe,
we talked about this.

You know, it's just...
Look, here's the plan.

If anyone asks, I'm
your publicist, Susie.

So, the truth.

I'll make sure not to jump in
any photos and blah, blah, blah.

But don't think for a
second I'm not watching you.

Eyes of a hawk, ears of a tiger.

Got it.

Good.

Shall we hit the pool?

Yeah, just give me a,
give me a head start.

So exciting.

So, he proposed to you.

He proposed to you at work.

Uh...

I mean, that's what
the tabloid said.

Well, no, it was more
like... It was a whole thing.

Yeah, and then it
was, uh... Totally.

Just wow.

Aww, so cute.

Wait, what?

They didn't say anything.

They don't have to say anything.

So romantic.

I don't know if that's romantic.

I'm romantic.

Very romantic.

How are you romantic?

I took you to the
pier last week.

We got ice cream.

That's romantic.

Yeah, Veronica went with us.

Kelly, you don't
even like romance.

How would you know that?

Well, to me, and I may
be sappy, but I think

anything can be romantic
with the right person.

You know, the activity
doesn't matter as long

as you're with someone
you feel romantic with.

Anything?

Yeah, anything.

I mean, even making breakfast
in the morning can be romantic.

Can't it?

Right.

Everyone knows
that French toast.

Toast is the most
romantic of toasts.

Chaz makes great omelets.

You should make omelets, too.

Oh, come on.

Guys, get my back here.

Bros before... What?

What?

No, no, no.

Bros before what?

Mmm...

Hey, everyone.

I'd like you to meet
my publicist, Suzie.

She's just coming by to make
sure everything's good, you know?

Hi, guys.

Look at you.

You're all so cute
and all-American.

And this is my
fiancée, Clarissa.

Clarissa, it's so nice
to finally meet you.

Chaz has said so
many good things.

Nice to meet you, too, Suzie.

So many good things.

You, too.

Okay.

You've officially shaken.

Well, I think I might go
dip my toes in the water.

Anyone care to join me?

Is that the stripper for
the bachelorette party?

Well, Suzie's welcome to join us if
she wants the bachelorette party tonight.

No.

No, no.

No, no, no, no.

I'd love to.

It's the gate.

Have you ever met
that publicist before?

Um, not before today, but sure.

She's big in the biz.

Well, she was getting really flirty with
your fiancée at the beach this afternoon.

And she's gorgeous.

And she's flirty.

Very flirty.

Relax, you guys.

She's married to this
handsome big-time agent in L.A.

And she's not the first
girl to flirt with Chaz.

Girls flirt with
him all the time.

You two included.

I'm not really worried about it.

Or maybe you're just
a really good actress.

You know, he's
dated a lot of girls.

I know, but, I mean, he never makes
me feel insecure, so I'm not worried.

Wow.

A lot's changed since
high school, huh?

What are you talking about?

I don't know.

I mean, you used to
be, like, really insecure.

No, I'm not.

Wasn't.

I wasn't.

Come on, Rose.

You were super insecure.

You never went out with anybody.

You buried yourself in, like,
you know, like, the drama club.

Yeah.

The clarinet.

The jazz choir.

You know.

Yeah.

Well, you did everything.

I hung out with
Graham all the time.

Yeah, but you used him
to feel better about yourself.

Is that what you're
doing to him now?

Don't turn this around on me.

Graham and I
are doing just fine.

I just really worry about you.

What is that supposed to mean?

Come on.

He's Chaz Hunter.

And you're...

You know, you.

I can't imagine why I'm
insecure with friends like you.

I'm not trying to
pick a fight here.

I'm just saying.

He's really good looking.

And I'd understand
if you felt insecure.

I just don't want to see
you sabotage anything.

You're wrong.

About you and Chaz?

No.

About how things have changed.

You're still playing games.

Stupid little high school games.

Hey.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, where'd Brisk go?

Um, she needed to
take a walk, I think.

What are you doing here?

I came in search of ice.

How about you?

What are you doing here?

You're the maid of honor.

Shouldn't you be off
leading a party or something?

Yeah.

Apparently that honor has been
ground to your publicist Susie.

She sure knows how
to have a good time.

She's a good girl.

She's a good girl.

She's the one
you're seeing, right?

You mad?

I'm not.

Yeah, you seem mad.

They just got to me.

High school drama rearing
its ugly head and Kelly doing

her devil's duty to make
me feel bad about myself.

Like she always does.

Yeah, thank you.

She's jealous.

Wow, do you have an ego.

I didn't mean about me.

I meant about Graham.

Okay.

See the way he looks at you.

You picked up on that?

I'm not quite as self-involved
as you might think.

I am capable of observing too.

Yeah.

We used to be close
and then we weren't.

Just ended.

I don't know.

We were young.

I was stupid and he told me
he loved me and I freaked out.

That happens.

Yeah.

Yeah, it got kind of weird at
the rehearsal dinner last night.

You think he's just with her
because he can't be with you?

I don't know.

I hope not.

I mean, I hope
he's not just settling.

You think people always
find the perfect match?

My mom and dad did.

Well, they certainly
gave you high standards.

That's good.

I don't think it was as
easy for them as you think.

But they had to work
pretty hard for what they had.

I think all relationships do.

I wish my parents
worked harder sometimes.

But I guess what matters is,
how do you feel about him?

Yeah, I mean, I
had feelings for him.

But, I don't know, I was insecure
or just not mature enough.

Or...

Maybe just not ready.

I don't know.

Maybe all three?

What about now?

He's different.

I'm different.

I don't know.

It's just, it's not
like it used to be.

It's because you
broke his heart.

A little heartbreak.

I gotta admit, this is not quite
as bad as I thought it would be.

It's actually been kind of fun.

Yeah, it's definitely gotten
better than I expected.

And you two, for the record.

Sorry if I gave you
a hard time before.

He wasn't exactly a distinguished
gentleman around you, either.

Personally, I think we kind
of like teasing each other.

That is what engaged
couples do, after all.

So...

Where are we going
on our honeymoon?

Hmm?

It's kind of...

Kind of silly, but you know what I always
thought would be a fun honeymoon?

What's that?

A road trip across
the states in an RV.

Just, uh, camping and
cooking and seeing the sights.

Just simple.

Slumming it through middle
America at the campout.

Yeah, I'm down.

So you think the
party's still going on?

Yeah, I should
probably check on Maya.

She never stays up past midnight,
and I bet she's passing out on the couch.

Especially after all that wine.

Come on.

Okay, so, uh, what time are
we supposed to leave tomorrow?

Um, I think, like, ten?

The wedding is at
five, so... All right.

Thank you for a nice night.

Yeah, you too.

What?

Are you coming to
the wedding or not?

Now you're marrying her?

The other wedding.

Yeah, get ready.

Ugh.

You'll have to start planning
for your big day soon.

Yeah, I guess so, huh?

Do you happen to
have any painkillers?

Vicodin would be great.

Uh, I have some aspirin in the
medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

Fine.

I need eight.

Okay, I can get up for you.

No, no, I'll manage.

Oh.

I need to touch up
my makeup anyway.

The humidity here
makes my face melt.

Huh.

Have you talked about
where you'll have it?

No, not yet.

Where'd you guys have yours?

Um... We eloped.

Really?

Her folks weren't too happy
about us getting married.

Yeah, they said that
Bruce lacked ambition.

You know, I didn't care, though.

But now, the lack of ambition
has landed him the senior

VP position in community
development at his firm.

Being with you
made me try harder.

Clarissa's really lucky
to have parents like you.

You know that?

And she's lucky to have
a guy like you in her life.

Mmm, I can tell by the eyes.

Tell what?

That you, Mr. Hunter,
are a good one.

Oh!

Oh!

Wow.

You look amazing.

Thanks.

Um, are we ready to go?

I'm here.

I'm here.

It's rough.

Wow,

Mai, you look amazing.

Doesn't she?

Takes after her mom.

Audrey, can I
borrow you a minute?

Mom, it's fine.

Go.

Okay.

Hey.

What happened to you last night?

Oh, um, I got into it with Kelly
over the whole Graham thing.

It was dumb.

Mmm.

Big surprise.

Anyway, I'm so sorry I
bailed there at the end.

It was lame of me.

It's okay.

I came back an hour later, but you
already passed out on the couch.

I know.

So, where'd you head off to?

Oh, I ran into Chaz, and
we just talked for a while.

Mm-hmm.

Sure.

You talked for a little while.

Anyway, what did
you guys do after I left?

I have no clue.

Honestly, last thing I
remember was Susie yanking

that tiara off of my head
or something like that.

Well, for someone who's
hurting, you sure do clean up well.

Thank you.

I do look beautiful.

Don't I?

Wow.

I can't believe this
day is really happening.

We would talk about this
so much when we were little.

Remember, we used to take those white
sheets off my mom's bed, and we would wrap

them around ourselves
and make them our wedding

dresses, and then use
the pillowcases as veils?

Yes, I remember.

And I remember how you
would always give me the

fitted sheets because
they were too crinkly for you.

And I remember how you would always say
you were going to get married before me.

I remember that.

Yeah, because you were
such a total wild child.

I know.

Well, I have a feeling that
somebody isn't too far behind me.

Maya, listen, there's
something in here.

Hey, guys.

Oh, my.

Look at you.

You look so beautiful.

I can't even express how beautiful I
think you look without cursing in a church.

So, I'll just shut up.

All right, ladies.

Five minutes and counting.

Let's get our things
organized, shall we?

Oh.

Okay.

Okay.

This is it.

This is really it.

You're going to nail it.

Okay.

Just like you did
when we were kids.

Crinkly fitted sheets and all.

What's all this?

Did your mom get
more photographers?

Marissa, are you and
Chad Hunter married now?

No, no.

This wasn't my wedding.

This was my friend
Maya's wedding.

Marissa, is Chad's here?

We know he's staying in town.

Yeah.

Chad's is here.

We're having a wonderful time.

But if you guys wouldn't
mind letting my friends

enjoy their wedding day,
we kind of need to get past.

Over here.

Over here.

Hey, Janet.

What's up?

How's the reception?

Oh, it's great.

I mean, it's winding down now,
but everyone had a lot of fun.

Um, I see that the paparazzi
are already posting photos online.

Chaz isn't even near.

And in them.

You're kind of famous now, huh?

Yeah, probably because I look
like I'm freaking out in every photo.

I swear they, like, hide in the bushes
and jump out at the worst moment.

Well, get used to it,
honey, because you have

nine auditions when
you get back next week.

Two features, three reoccurring,
and four commercials.

Just for you, hun.

Seriously?

Nine auditions?

That's amazing.

Well, that's the biz for ya.

All right.

You go have fun.

And I will see you back
here next week, okay?

Yeah.

Thanks, Jeanette.

Oh, hey.

I didn't hear you there.

Ah, it's probably the buzz of excitement
from your nine upcoming auditions.

You heard.

Well, first I heard the scream,
and then the nine auditions.

I'm really happy for you, Riz.

You deserve it.

And you look stunning tonight.

Thanks, Graham.

You agreed?

Thank you.

You're most welcome
to come back.

What are you doing, Riz?

Looking for paparazzi.

I know, okay?

I know all about this.

Suzy was tipsy.

I don't know half of what
she was saying, but she did

tell me that everything
between you and Chaz is a sham.

No, no, no, see,
um, it's, um-Riz...

Please.

I can't give you any of it.

Um, o-okay, um, so the truth is, I
lost this big job in L.A., and I really

didn't want everyone here to know that
I was a failure, so one lie just led to

another, and then to
another, and then I just...

You just realized
you actually like him.

What?

No.

No, no, no.

No?

No, no, no, no, no,
no, definitely not.

Um, he's not my type.

He's got a really crazy life.

You remember that
thing you told me about

how I should let myself
get closer to Kelly?

It stuck with me,
and you're right.

You should take your own advice.

It's different.

You don't know that.

You two could have something.

Something great.

Really?

Really.

I mean, not that that dude
could ever be as cool as me, but...

You could try.

I'm glad that we never dated, because
I never want to lose my best friend.

See you later.

Yeah, bye.

Hey, I've been looking for you.

Well, you found me.

What's up?

Thought I'd ask you to dance.

Oh, you did?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I was dancing with Veronica,
but she's kind of got two left feet,

and she strangely asked me to
sign her bridesmaid's dress, so...

Kind of exhausted.

It's probably for the best.

Hmm.

Probably too much
for you to handle.

Oh, is that so?

Yeah.

I used to dance when I was
younger, so I'm pretty awesome.

Oh.

Well, I think I'll be
the judge of that.

I'll try to keep up.

Okay.

Oh, you are pretty good.

You too.

Well, I'm taking a
bit of dance myself.

Fancy.

So, now that you're a big-time
celebrity, what do you think of the press?

It kind of sucks.

It feels like I stole my
best friend's thunderbolt.

It's like I stole her thunder
on her wedding day.

Mm-hmm.

But I don't know.

I don't know if I could
ever be a superstar, though.

It must be tough.

Hmm.

You kind of get used
to it after a while.

Just a bunch of
lights, camera action.

Sorry.

Didn't play in that part.

What about that
girl you're seeing?

Right.

Yeah.

Um...

Yeah.

I guess I just... caught
up in the moment.

I know.

I know.

The world around us
just disappeared, I guess.

Yeah, me too.

It's nice.

Yeah.

Uh, so you got some auditions.

Yeah, that's great.

Yeah.

I mean, thanks to you, if this
accidental engagement leads

to me booking something
legit, I really can never thank you.

Ah, come on.

You already have.

How?

This town.

Your friends.

Your folks.

Kind of amazing.

Oh.

A vacation from the
madness, I guess.

I needed it.

Badly.

I just didn't realize it.

It's great.

I'm glad you had a good time.

I mean, it's kind of an
occasion for me, too.

Yeah.

Coming home.

Partly.

Uh, mainly, I
guess, from myself.

You know that argument
I had with Kelly?

Yeah.

It was about how insecure I used to be
when I was younger and, uh, I don't know.

When I'm with you,
I don't feel that way.

I mean, I should.

But I don't.

Nobody should ever make
anybody else feel insecure.

And we do enough of
that to ourselves every day.

True.

Randall and Alicia!

My P.I.

caught them making
out at a day spa!

And he got photos!

Look!

Ew.

So gross.

But isn't that fantastic?

Now I can get a divorce and you
and I can be insanely rich together!

Her and her husband, it's kind of a
weird thing, but I guess it's over now.

What?

You don't owe
her an explanation.

Let's just get it over with.

What?

The big break-up.

It's perfect.

At a wedding, it works
on so many levels.

Susie, can you just
get me a minute here?

Oh, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah.

Get into character.

Find your moment before.

Then break up.

Just give me a minute.

Give me the ring.

The ring?

You're marrying her?

No.

No?

Uh-uh.

You want this?

Fine.

Take it.

It's just a prop anyway, right?

For this whole act?

Okay?

The scene is set.

Let's go.

Wait.

We need witnesses.

People!

Hey, people!

Get over here.

Yeah.

Come on.

Ooh.

We need to make sure
someone gets photos.

Come on.

Hold on.

No.

No.

You wanted to do this.

Let's do this.

Let's give them the big show.

The big finish.

Clarissa, you don't
have to do this.

Oh, yeah.

I do.

It was the deal, right?

Deal?

Uh-uh.

No improv-ing.

Stick with the scene.

Riss, what is she talking about?

Clarissa was helping
me out of a mess.

Right.

Good old Riss.

Always here to help.

Yeah.

You guys were right.

Chaz would never go for me.

He's way out of my league.

That's not true.

True?

True?

None of this is true.

None of this is real.

This is just a fantasy.

Fantasy?

Our relationship.

This plan.

Even your relationship with Susie
is probably just another fantasy.

I get it.

I do.

You grew up on a TV show,
so the places weren't real, the

people weren't real, the words
weren't Maybe you're right.

Maybe I do live in a fantasy
world, but I know how I feel.

And I know what I like.

It's not a loser like me.

Clarissa, you're not a loser.

You're just saying that
because I lied to you.

Oh no, she knew.

You knew?

I'm your best friend.

Of course I knew.

But if you felt the need to lie to
me, I wasn't going to stop you.

I just didn't understand why.

Why?

Why?

Because I messed up, guys.

I'm not famous.

I'm not dating a superstar.

I had a role in a
film and I blew it.

I didn't want to come
home and be a failure again.

And I screwed that up too.

Oh hey, sweetie.

Did you have fun last night?

Yeah, it was a great time.

Oh yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Sounds like it.

What happened?

Where's your ring?

Chaz was seeing Susie and
she's married and getting divorced.

And it looked bad so
they asked me to cover.

It was supposed to be so
simple and then it just went crazy.

Like, super crazy.

And then everyone knows
now and I look dumb so I

just want to sit here and
eat my pancakes and die.

You lied to me.

Yeah, Mom, I lied.

I'm sorry I really messed up.

Where's Chaz now?

I don't know.

We're not engaged.

Well, not yet.

Don't give me that look.

You like him.

He likes you.

He has a girlfriend.

Or whatever she is.

Well, I had a boyfriend
when I met your dad.

What?

Gross, no.

Oh.

Yes, I had a boyfriend.

His name was Oliver.

He was studying to be a doctor.

He was really handsome, too.

Bruce and I were just friends.

I think we met at
a Halloween party.

Yeah, that's right.

Oliver wasn't there that night
because he had to work all night.

And then the two
of you fell in love.

Oh, no.

No, no.

It wasn't quite like that.

We didn't date for
quite some time.

I think maybe a month.

Yeah, a month after that.

But we were good friends.

Great friends.

Yeah, well, what did Dad
have that Oliver didn't have?

Your dad.

Nothing.

But together, together
we had something special.

Together we had fun.

We had magic.

And that's what I see
with you and Chaz.

It's different.

I mean, you and Dad are
perfect for each other, Mom.

Oh.

Now.

But back then,
things were different.

With the laughter comes
the tears, comes the fighting.

All the stuff.

Honey.

Nothing starts out perfect.

If it did, if it did,
you'd be bored.

The special things,
you have to work at.

You have to fight for
those special things.

But the perfect things, those
are the things you've earned.

I really am sorry about lying.

I understand.

I understand.

And truth be told, I...

I was very upset.

Very upset to hear that you had
gotten engaged without us meeting him.

Next time, you'll
meet him first.

Oh, no.

I already have.

Mom, I'm not marrying Chaz.

Not yet.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, guys.

Come in.

Hey.

Hey.

Come here.

Come sit with me.

Shouldn't you be on your
honeymoon right now?

I'll be leaving in
a couple hours.

But you know I wouldn't leave
without saying goodbye to you first.

Like I did last night.

Stop, okay?

I'm not mad at you.

I mean, I am mad,
but not for last night.

I'm mad because
you just didn't trust me.

You didn't trust me enough to
tell me the truth in the first place.

I can see how you'd feel
distant, though, because

of the whole Kelly and
maid of honor thing.

I should have stuck up for you
when she was being a pain in the butt.

No, Maya, you are great.

I am the worst
maid of honor ever.

No, you're not, okay?

You're the best.

And I loved the
gift you gave me.

I cried when I opened it.

Did you really?

Yeah.

A framed photo of the Rockefeller
Christmas tree where Peter first proposed.

Even Peter cried.

Come here.

Aw.

Even when you're a mess,
you're still the bestest friend ever.

No, you are.

And speaking of good
gifts, Chaz got us two plane

tickets and an all-inclusive
stay at Napa Valley.

That is amazing.

I didn't know.

Well, he said that
it's for both of you.

Yeah, well, he didn't tell me.

He's a good guy, Clarissa.

I know, but he's taken.

So, what are you gonna do
when you get back to L.A.?

I'm gonna do what I always do.

Enjoy the California sun, go on
some auditions, and hope for the best.

That's my maid of honor.

And, um, there's somebody
else who wants to talk to you.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, listen, I'm really
sorry for the way I've been.

Well, always, I guess.

Like, I talked to Grandma
last night for a long time.

And if I'm the reason that you or him
or anyone else felt insecure back in high

school or now, I really
can't apologize enough.

Kelly, it's okay.

I know, I know.

But look, I promise, I'm
gonna get better, okay?

You know, it's just, I...

I get jealous.

I get jealous of you
sometimes, you know?

I admire you for
chasing your dreams.

And sometimes, I wish
I had been as brave.

Thanks, Kelly.

I mean, that really means a lot.

And, hey, you're gonna
be a big star, you know that?

And you're gonna
find a great guy.

Like you did?

Yeah.

We want to visit you.

We want to see
you this summer, too.

After?

My honeymoon.

Girls' weekend?

Sounds perfect.

So, you had that 3 p.m.

audition on Tuesday,
which I had to cancel.

Oh, no, why?

You are booked for a
six-episode reoccurring role that

may go to series regular if
the response on you is good.

I should have the
script very soon.

Seriously?

I mean, not even an audition?

Nope.

This one is all yours, baby.

Oh, wow.

I mean, you must have
been reading the news.

It must have been
because of all the press.

No, not at all.

I asked him.

He didn't even realize
that you were the same girl.

So, you're saying I did
this one all on my own?

Well, I worked out all the deal points,
but yes, ma'am, you most certainly did.

Oh, wow.

Thank you so much, Jeanette.

This is so crazy.

So, if I were you, I would
go to that job of yours and

give them your two-week
notice as soon as possible.

Wow.

Hey.

So, how does it feel to be working
your last shift at the good old diner?

Well, it feels like a good chapter of
my life is finally coming to a close.

Oh, but I'm gonna
miss you, lady.

And the paparazzi.

Also the paparazzi.

We haven't had any in a while.

Well, I wouldn't be
so sure about that.

Hey, how are you?

I just wanted to
say congratulations.

For what?

Well, I heard about the
new show you just booked.

And actually, my new
agent asked if I wouldn't

mind seeing if you would
take a meeting with her.

How could I say no?

Well, you know I am
pretty busy these days.

But, um, I'd love to.

Thank you.

You have a minute for a coffee?

Yeah.

So, how's Susie?

She's good.

She's, uh, just planning
the trip she's gonna

take with all the alimony
she's about to get.

That's great.

Where are you guys going?

Not sure about her.

My only plan was to come here.

And I figured you'd
be quitting soon.

I wanted to make
sure I didn't miss you.

Well, yeah.

It's my last day.

Well, then I am
very glad I made it.

I'm just gonna leave these here.

Okay.

Alright.

Okay.

Man, we put on a heck of a
performance for everyone, didn't we?

Yeah.

Yeah, we did.

So, what now?

No scripts or stories anymore.

Just, uh, just you and me.

Good.

I'm Clarissa Byers.

I'm Chaz Hunter.

Pleasure to meet you, Clarissa.

You know, it's funny.

I actually used to be
engaged to a Clarissa.

She was pretty great.

I think you'd like her.

That's crazy, because I was
engaged to a Chaz once, too.

He was one of the most
amazing men I ever met.

Once you got past
all the paparazzi.

So, can I get you
two anything else?

I think I've got everything I
need right here in front of me.