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Morning. Oh, morning.
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You off to work?
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Yeah, big date station today.
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Really? Yeah.
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Bigger than the day that you interviewed
the lady with an extra thumb?
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Possibly.
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Hopefully.
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Well, just be careful.
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Those people are crazy.
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Not to worry. They're more surreal crazy
than dangerous crazy.
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Well, they have to be some kind of
dangerous.
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You've been there for six months, and
you still haven't unpacked a thing.
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Yeah, I kind of get tired of packing and
unpacking, you know?
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Well, maybe it's time for this cowboy to
hang up the old spurs and six -shooter
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and settle down on this ranch.
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Maybe I should.
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Giddy up.
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It's a little tight.
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Give it to me.
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Oh, Mr. Carlson?
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Oh, no, he's not available right now.
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Where is he?
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At the doctor.
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And what is he doing there?
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He's getting penile implants.
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Yeah, sure, thanks.
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Good morning, Mr. Carlson.
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Call your mother when you get a chance.
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Thank you, Jennifer. Could you please
send Andy into my office when he gets
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here? Sure thing, Mr. Carlson.
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Good morning, Jennifer. How are you
doing?
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Well, there's something kind of big I
need to get off my chest, Andy.
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I can see that.
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So tell me, what's been eating you out?
I mean, eating at you, Jennifer.
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Well, you know, I usually only answer
three phone calls a day. Since this
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contest, I've been doing like ten.
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If this keeps up, I'm going to have to
ask for a raise.
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I understood, Jennifer, about that.
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I have no fear. The contest is over as
of today.
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The finals will be in shortly, and
Johnny's going to decide who's won those
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front row tickets to be super tramp
tonight.
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Hey, what a relief.
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All that extra lifting? It's a strain on
my body.
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Yeah, a phone receiver can be a terribly
heavy thing.
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Morning,
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Andy. Jennifer.
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Oh, my God.
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It's Howard Cosell.
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Somehow you don't look quite as hip in
person.
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Hardy har har, Johnny.
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Check this out.
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My feet match my belt.
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And that's all class, Steven.
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You look like something the Grateful
Dead left in Omaha.
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It was Albuquerque.
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Forget about me. I just ran out of
drugs.
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Johnny, shouldn't you be on the air?
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It's Supertrap day today.
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Supertrap.
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Day. Today.
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Oh, well, let's not forget about
Supertrap and all they did for those
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people. Then, it's a good shot.
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Wait, that's Martin Luther King Jr.
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Supertramp. Oh, the band. It's on.
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Yeah, well, they deserve a holiday, too.
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Johnny. Hey.
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Just kidding, just kidding.
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I'll take care of the finalists right
now.
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Venus is in the booth taking care of it.
I'm getting prepped.
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It's a good thing.
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You got a new sponsor for this ad
tonight.
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And you're paying mutual bucks for this.
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Who is it, Herb?
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Steve's Used Coffees.
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And their slogan is fantastic.
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Don't worry. We've cleaned them out
already.
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Isn't that great?
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Wonderful, Herb.
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Best sales guy we have.
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Hey, wait a minute, Andy. I'm the only
sales guy.
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Hello there, Cincinnati.
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Venus Flatrap here to set the mood and
insert his big,
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meaty music deep inside your soul.
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It's Super Trap Day here at WKRP, when
it will be announced shortly upon the
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return of Johnny Fever, who will
hopefully be back in about 25 minutes or
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Until then, here's a couple from the
super group, Funky Ass Frankenstein.
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Oh, Venus, that was so sexy.
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Your voice is like hot chocolate mixed
with butter, and it's making me hungry
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and turning me on, honey.
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Let me ask you a question, baby. Have
you ever flown up to Venus?
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Because Venus is about to go down on
you.
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See y 'all fucking slobbery.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's like you're digging my face.
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That just beat my pussy through.
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It's good.
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That's what you feel so fucking good.
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You look so good inside this little pink
pussy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah? Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, you have such a perfect fucking cut.
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Catch anything yet?
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Just crabs and a phone call from Mama.
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Reminds me of how she owns this station.
If we don't turn a profit soon, she's
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going to turn this into an all -new
station.
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Les would like that.
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Les would like nothing better than the
United States to dig up in Rihanna and
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make McCarthy so he could protect us
from the communist threat at home.
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Les is a dingbat.
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Les is the best newsman we've got.
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Rock and roll is the best chance the
station's got of making a profit.
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I know, I know.
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Is that true?
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Yes, sir, Mr. Carlson.
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You should call Mother up.
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Oh, dear.
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Just let Mother know we've got
everything here under control. Oh, my.
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Let her know it's a super tramp
competition.
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There's a real moneymaker on our hands.
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Super tramp? Sounds explicit.
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I promise you, it's going to penetrate
our market share issues and enlarge our
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revenues. That sounds really explicit.
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You handle Mama, and I'll handle making
WKRP profitable.
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Hello, Mama?
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I'd like to talk to you about
penetrating a super tramp and making
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enlarged.
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Yep, yep, yeah, no worries. We got you
covered. Oh, hey, I gotta go.
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Andy!
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I got a new sale for today's contestant.
Well, that's great. Who is it?
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Geek Goat Cat Insurance.
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We got your cat covered.
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Except for fires, dogs, and Koreans.
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Wonderful. It's like we never had a
sales guy before you.
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Wait a minute.
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There wasn't a sales guy before me.
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Hey, Andy.
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How you doing, Bailey?
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I'm great, Andy. How are you doing? I'm
doing fantastic, thanks to you.
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That ticket promotion giveaway I did,
yours was brilliant.
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Shucks, Andy. It was nothing.
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Nothing? And Bailey, you're just too
modest.
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Tell you what, that's the biggest
promotion we've had at WKRP since...
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since we dropped those turkeys out of
the helicopter for Thanksgiving.
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Who does guess that turkeys can't fly?
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Big disaster there, but, you know... It
was big, and that's the point.
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Those poor turkeys, gobbling their way
down to Earth.
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Until, gobble, gobble... Bailey, you're
doing a good job.
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I feel a certain promotion coming on for
a junior employee.
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Les?
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Les?
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Yes, who is it?
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It's Andy, Les. Can I come in?
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Andy? Of course you can.
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So, what can I do for you, Andy?
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Well, Les, I just wanted to come by and
tell you what a great job you did with
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the ticket promotion giveaway on the
news.
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I didn't see what any good newsman would
do.
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Report the news.
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And that's why I may even get another
Buckeye News Hawk Award.
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Or maybe even a silver cow.
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Or possibly a real office.
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The point is, you did a great job. Now
listen, could you help get those tickets
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ready with Bailey for this afternoon's
giveaway?
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I sure can, Andy.
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Well, that's great. Thank you very much,
Les.
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Oh.
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You should not spur yourself on those
tickets now.
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They are hot.
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It was a joke, Les.
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Oh.
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Sure was. That was funny, Andy.
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Oh, and Andy?
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Yes? You will be replacing that door
that you just walked through, right?
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Yes, sir.
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In fact, I'll get the men's guy on it
right now. I don't think I can even
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convince him to do it for free.
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So, Bailey, what did you do with the
concert tickets?
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I gave them to you, Lex.
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No, Bailey, I never got concert tickets
from you. That's why I just asked for
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them now, so I can see whether the
musician...
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Buffer T. Rant is going to perform.
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So how's it hanging, Jennifer?
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Standing, actually.
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Can I take you out to dinner, beautiful?
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I don't date a man who thinks plaid is a
color.
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How about a man who's about to be rich?
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I'm about ready to get paid for those
two big accounts.
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Do you know how much steak I can buy you
with that?
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Herb, I only dine on Kobe beef.
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You're more of a hamburger helper,
cheeseburger macaroni casserole.
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Meat is meat, Jennifer.
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Ah, what the hell. I don't have anything
better to do.
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Wanna fuck, baby?
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Yeah, you wanna fuck me now? Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. This is so good right there.
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Oh, yeah.
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It feels really good.
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So good.
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They stayed for a long time.
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I said, I love you.
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So good.
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Oh, my God.
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Tighter. Oh, God.
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She is so good. Yeah.
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Love it.
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Yeah, why don't you get up here so I can
fucking ride your cock? Yeah. Yeah,
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whatever.
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Ugh.
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Yes.
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Oh my god, yeah
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Fucking good.
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Oh, God. No, no, no. Let me like that.
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I'm gonna make you cum.
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Oh my god, I want you to cum so bad.
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God, come on. I'm gonna make you cum
bad.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That was so bad.
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I want you to cum all over my dirty
little asshole.
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Yeah, cum all over my fucking ass.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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Fucking dirty little asshole.
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Oh, yeah, I can feel it.
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Wow.
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What's so important? Less than I
really... Bailey lost the concert
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