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What are you doing?
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I thought I was going to be taking a
shower.
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Get out. Get out.
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No, get back here. I'm not done yelling
at you yet.
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You can't just go around barging in on
people in the bathroom.
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Oh, gee, you're right.
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It's a shame they haven't invented a
mechanism that will prevent somebody
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entering a room wherein somebody else
needs privacy.
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Oh, wait, that's right, they have. It's
called a lock.
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How dare you.
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You are my housekeeper.
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I let you and your daughter live here
because I thought you would respect our
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privacy. Angela!
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Do I need to remind you that you are in
my employ?
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I'm in charge here.
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Well, do I need to remind you, Charles,
that you're still in your birthday suit?
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Tony, get off your high horse and learn
your place around here.
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Aren't there some dishes that need
washing?
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Hey, oh, oh, wait.
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Get off my high horse, Angela.
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Get off my high horse.
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Well, if the horseshoe fits.
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Oh, very funny.
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Well, if you want high horse, I'll give
you high horse. So giddy up, Angela.
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Oh, by the way, I may be just a dumb
housekeeper to you, but I was smart
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to grab the last towel.
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Oh,
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I thought that lecture would never end.
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I know.
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Who knew it would take so long to get
through the Hundred Years' War?
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Do you ever wish we could go back to
high school?
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It doesn't seem like there's this much
learning going on like it is in our
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college. Yeah, learning is the pits.
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Oh, come on. You guys can't be serious.
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College is great.
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I mean, doesn't it get you excited to
think about how much there is out there
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for us to learn? And then we have
infinite potential and unlimited
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knowledge? Whoa!
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It looks like my daughter.
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It sounds like my daughter.
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But with those words coming out of her
mouth, it can't be.
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Imposter, what have you done with my
sweet Sam?
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Dad. Hi, Mr. Missali.
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Hey, Mr. Missali. Hey, guys.
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I'm going to head out for a bit.
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There's some brain food in the fridge in
case Einstein here gets a little hungry
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later. Where are you going, Dad?
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I'm going to show Angela the highest
horse she ever seen.
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Did he just say he was going to get a
horse really high?
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Honestly,
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do you two really think that college is
a waste?
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Well, it's fine for me, but it's
probably just a waste of time for you
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And why is that?
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Because you're girls.
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Because we're what?
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It's not that you can't learn.
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You don't have to.
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I mean, if you can read a cookbook,
you're set.
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Right? Come on, Sethi. Who wants to read
a cookbook?
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The plots are stupid.
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I can't believe you actually think that.
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Chill out, babe. Don't get all hormonal
on me.
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This is the way it's always been.
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And just because that's the way it's
always been doesn't mean it's to stay
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way. Women can do anything they want to
now.
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Women can be doctors and lawyers.
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I could be the president one day if I
wanted to.
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Well, maybe not me, but another woman.
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Nah. You get all emotional and nuke all
of Europe.
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They don't bring you sandwiches fast
enough.
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Ooh, that was bad.
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I'm going to nuke you if you don't take
it back.
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I'm sorry.
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Babe, you can be anything your pretty
little head desires.
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Mm -hmm. And right now, I desire some
sandwiches.
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So you better go get me some.
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Now.
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Boys.
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Girls.
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I didn't know they were stocking those
at the grocery store.
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I need to find a new one.
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Hi, Mona.
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I mean, ma 'am.
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I was just making some sandwiches for
Sam.
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Oh, Jesse, we're all friends here.
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It's Mona.
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Let's talk.
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Um, okay, but just for a minute because
I really got to get Sam these
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sandwiches. Oh, let her wait.
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No one ever died from sandwich
withdrawal.
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So, uh, how are you doing?
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Oh, just fine.
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Um, wow, this is really nice weather
outside, huh?
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Very nice.
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Yeah. Why don't you come back over here?
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Oh, come on.
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I don't bite.
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Much.
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Ma 'am, I mean Mona. I mean ma 'am
whatever's going on Sam is just right
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next And
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while
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he's at the store, he should probably
get some new feathering gel.
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He probably needs a lot to cover that
giant head
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Hi, Mother.
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Jessie?
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Hello, Angela.
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Just showing Jeffy here some moves he
can use on the ladies.
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Remember how much he loved a man who
could dance?
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Oh, that was crazy about them.
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I remember Edward Powell.
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Oh, could he move.
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Bravo.
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um um
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Oh. Oh.
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I love you.
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Mmm.
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Exactly. And he's too dense to even do
that right.
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He probably got distracted by something
shiny.
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Well, I can understand that.
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I like a shiny thing or two.
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I mean, I can't make up my mind if I
like shiny or sparkly.
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And is bangly the same thing as sparkly?
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Hello, major relationship meltdown over
here?
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Right. Sorry for the space cadet move.
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I know you do.
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You just have an interesting way of
showing it.
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Hey, whoa.
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Take it easy over there, Mrs. Ed.
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The next thing is going to be a can of
dog food.
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Was that a horse outside, Dad?
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Of course it's outside. If I brought it
inside, there'd be hay and poop
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everywhere. It'd be like the time we
visited your great -uncle Guido in the
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asylum.
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Anyway, if you two will excuse me, I'm
going to go make some Monaco.
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I don't get him. I don't get any man.
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Yeah, we should lose them all together.
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Exactly. I mean, who needs them anyway?
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Definitely not us.
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Except for car maintenance.
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I can't change oil.
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Right. And maybe to help open up a
stubborn jar from time to time. But
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than that, no men.
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Except for sex. We'll need them for sex.
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Actually, I don't think so.
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I think it might be easier without them.
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What do you figure?
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Well, you know, there's less hair, less
extra parts
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flopping around, poking things, less
goo.
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Less stuff in general.
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Hmm. I guess I never really thought
about it that way.
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Well, there's really only one way to
find out.
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And we'll never find out unless we try.
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And it sure does beat studying.
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Anything but studying.
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hmm hmm
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Thank you.
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You got me the shirt for Christmas.
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No, not the shirt.
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Those tight jeans, the boots, and what's
with the hat?
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Oh, never mind.
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What are you making? It smells
delicious.
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Oh, you won't like it. It's for the
common folk.
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I'll prepare steak for your highness
after.
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Tony, the folk your steak.
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Very funny, Angela. Very funny. Party.
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Your servant was here to do your
bidding.
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That's very mature, Tony.
168
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:16,780
I'm going to help.
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, Angela!
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I'm so sorry.
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Now look what you've done. I was just
trying to help.
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I'm sorry.
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What?
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I just feel like we've seen a lot of
each other today.
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Oh, I see.
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Don't want to get too close to the eye
and help. No, I understand.
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I'll just sit back and cook and clean
and keep to myself.
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Tony, that is not what I said.
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Don't put words in my mouth.
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Well, what else would you like me to put
in your mouth?
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Since the sauce is all ruined.
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Oh, and I suppose that's all my fault,
too.
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Well, I don't see who else's it could
be.
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Well, is there any way I can make it up
to you?
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Megan, this is my mom, and this is Tony.
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He usually wears shirts.
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Hey, Mom. Hey, Tony. You usually wear a
shirt?
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Yeah. We have college midterms to study
for, so we're going to go do that.
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Come on, Megan.
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Bye.
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Did you see that girl?
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You bet I did. Tony.
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I mean, yes, yes, Angela. I saw that
girl. What was that? What was she
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She looked like, you know... Kind of
fun?
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No!
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Fast. Like a whore.
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A corruptor.
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Come on, Angela.
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There's no way a girl like that would
mess around with Jonathan. I mean, he's
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wimpy, he's a freshman in college, and I
don't even know if she really goes to
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college, but she's definitely not a
freshman.
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There's no way she'd be interested in
Jonathan.
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Oh, baby.
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You know how to do that?
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I can try.
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Is
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that
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good? Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh,
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yeah.
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Right there, right there, right there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Look at that gland.
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It's like you're telling all over it.
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You like the way that tastes? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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good at this.
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