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Flintstones!
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It's quitting time!
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Yabba dabba woo hoo!
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Flintstones, they're the Flintstones.
They're a prehistoric family.
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They will make your bedrock.
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They are very much like you and me.
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Betty and Marty live right down the
street.
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I don't want to.
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Back and forth. There you go.
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All right. Take it. Take it.
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All right. Let's take a little break.
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Betty, check out my new pantyhose I just
got.
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Oh, let me see.
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Rock bottom.
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Those are super cute, real much.
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You want to see my new pants?
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Sure.
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Do you see what they say?
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No, what does that say?
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Get closer.
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No, still can't make it out. I don't
have my glasses on.
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Oh, that's a shame. I'll just tell you
then.
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Okay.
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They say, Realna, I think you're
incredibly sexy.
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And I fantasized about having sex with
you for years.
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Well, Fred watches, but he can't join in
because Bonnie's his best friend in the
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whole...
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Is it okay, Betty?
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Did she bend over again?
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Come over here.
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hard for me, buddy.
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Such a pretty little pussy, Betty.
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Yabba -dabba -woo -hoo!
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Wilma! I'm home!
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Who the hell are you? What are you doing
in my house?
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Hi, Fred. My name is Dino.
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Dino? Where is that damn dinosaur?
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Come on. I'll take you on my step.
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Want a piece of this kitty cat bar?
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Put two up. Put them way up.
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Fred, I see you've met Tyler.
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He's an old friend of mine that's in
town for a few days.
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He stopped by to say hi after all these
years.
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Isn't that sweet?
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Oh, I can feel the sugar rush coming on.
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Now, Fred, be nice.
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He's our guest.
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Hi, Fred.
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Tyler Rockman. Pleasure to meet you.
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Wilma here has told me all about you,
and I must say, all the good stuff, but
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not all the juicy stuff, of course.
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In fact, I've got to ask you one thing.
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How is it that you could leave a
beautiful, sexy, young woman like this
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alone, day after day after day?
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I'm just kidding.
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Kidding. Well, it was nice chatting with
you. I've got to run. Maybe we can do
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this again sometime.
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Yes? No?
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Maybe.
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Toodles.
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Wilma?
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Bye.
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Toodles? What the hell was that? Why are
you inviting strange men over to our
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house? Fred, I told you. He's an old
friend.
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And he's helping me with a project.
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Project? What project?
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What needs to be done that I can't do?
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Well, now that Pebbles is 18, she's
going to be moving out soon, so I
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should do something with her room.
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Well, she's moving out of the house.
She's not dead.
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And what about when she comes to visit?
She's going to need a place to sleep.
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And we don't need to be spending any
more money.
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This economy has gone to the
pterodactyls.
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Well, actually, I was thinking maybe my
mother could move in. She could help
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with the mortgage, and we can all live
together.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
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Not your mother.
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I am not living with your mother. I will
starve to death before that happens.
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What?
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Well, now she knows I'm serious.
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But, Fred... All right there, young
lady.
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You go right back in there and put some
clothes on.
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I will not have my little girl running
around town like that.
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I bought her those clothes.
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What? No, no. You go change now.
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Okay, Daddy. By the way, you're looking
great.
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Have you been working out again?
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Well, I, uh... Can I take the car
tonight?
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Bam Bam and I want to go to the movies.
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Please, Daddy.
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Please. There's candy sugar on top.
Please.
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Okay, honey.
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But don't stay out too late. I know how
young boys think, and I don't want his
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hands all over my little girl.
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It's not his hands he needs to be
worried about.
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Kidding, Daddy. Just kidding.
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Bye. Thank you.
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Now, where were we?
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Strangers, remodeling, mother -in -law.
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Oh, we can wait.
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Wilma, I had this daydream at work about
you and... Okay. Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
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I won't be late.
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Did you? Did she?
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Ugh, never mind.
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Anyway, you and Betty.
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Oh, hiya, Fred.
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Say, uh, looks like Dino crapped out a
small car on my sidewalk again.
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How about giving me a hand with it? Two
guys on it should only take about an
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hour. What do you say, old pal of mine?
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Perfect. Just perfect.
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Wilma, do you need any help in the
kitchen? I'm not into poop.
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Sure, Betty. I can always use an extra
hand.
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My savior.
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So,
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how's it going with
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Tyler? Just great.
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See, I told you.
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Do you think Friends expects anything?
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I told him he's a friend from out of
town. I think he bought it.
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You feed that pet of yours.
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Shit. So you are recycling.
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Throwing green Flintstones.
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Must keep food costs down.
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I don't mean shit. I mean shit.
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I got it. I was foggy before, but now I
got it. I'm just worried about stuff.
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I sense a heart -to -heart coming on.
What kind of stuff do you mean, old pal
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mine?
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Well, I'm getting older.
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Pebbles is moving out of the house.
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And I'm a little overweight.
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A little?
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Before all this, we were a family.
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Now it's just Wilma and me. What if she
takes a good look at me?
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With the distractions gone, it's just
big old me.
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Call me crazy, Fred, but I think she
likes big old you. I mean, she married
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young you. She stayed married to
somewhere between young and old big you.
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Just think of all the fun you'll have
together.
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Just really big you and her.
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Honey!
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Listen, Fred, this is how it works.
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Guys are horny from puberty forward, but
women peak in their sexuality later in
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life. You are about to experience the
best time of your lives. Why, ever since
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Bam Bam has left the house, Betty has
been sex -crazed.
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Just the other day, let me tell you, I
was sitting on my couch when...
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Ready?
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This is clean.
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Check.
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House clean.
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Buddy.
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Door is locked.
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Check. Boom balloon.
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Double check.
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It's naughty time, Barney.
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Exclamation point.
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Here's Barney. I'm going to take up all
of your clues.
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Then I'm going to take off all of my
clothes.
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And then I'm going to suck your cock.
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Right until you're about to cum.
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And then you're going to go down here.
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Do you understand?
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I think I just came in my pants.
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Barney, pants haven't been invented yet.
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Oh, yeah, that's all right.
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It's all right.
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You'll last longer.
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Okay.
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Say, Betty.
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Your boobs look awfully swell in this.
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Let's see what's down there.
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Oh, wow, that is incredible.
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What can I say? I'm a take charge kind
of guy.
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Incredible!
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Barney, are you going to fuck me soon?
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I sure will.
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After I'm done sucking your cock?
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Oh, most certainly.
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Most indubitably.
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Why certainly Betty, you know, you're my
only dame
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Lay down right here
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We better be careful or we'll have
another bam bam.
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Oh.
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Then don't look for me.
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Goodness.
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Oh my God.
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Sit on it, Betty.
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Turn around.
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You want to do reverse cowgirl?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going to jump right on your car.
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Oh, that's going to feel good.
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Lay down, Betty. You lay down. Lay down?
Yes. Let me lift you for a minute.
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Now
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come
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here.
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I'm right there to the edge.
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You make me want to come all over your
pussy.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh, you certainly do.
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You like that, Barney? Oh, yeah?
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Oh,
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stay there.
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Stay there.
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Oh,
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Barney.
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There goes another bam -bam.
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And I'd be like, it's a fucking walnut.
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Well, gee, Betty, that sounds swell.
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Oh, God.
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Which is very awkward, being that we are
best friends and all. Which reminds me,
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can Betty and I come over for TV
tonight?
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Fred?
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Fred? Fred?
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about their TV shows.
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30 Rock season premiere.
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Not over for another hour.
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But Pebbles, they'll hear us. You're not
exactly quiet.
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Listen, I'm super horny right now and
I'm supposed to be home.
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You're 18. You're an adult.
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Tell that to my father. His house has
rules.
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You know, if you're not interested, I
could just find another way to come.
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I'll see you inside. Give me a boost.
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Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so
hard.
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Oh, yeah, that or the amount of food you
ate. I'm not so sure it wasn't you that
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left that monolith outside, Fred.
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Bonnie!
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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Hi, Mr. Rippledrover.
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Hi, Pebble. How was the movie?
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Oh, good.
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Bam Bam was a perfect gentleman.
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He's a good boy, that Bam.
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Comes from good stock.
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and watch the rest of 30 Rock with us.
It's a hoot. Hmm.
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Tempting, but I think I'll go to my room
and listen to some music.
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Rock and roll, little girl.
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I'm not a little girl anymore, Mr.
Rubble. I'm just as old as Van Van.
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He's 18, too?
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Where does the time go?
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Seemed like only yesterday he was going
around destroying things with his club.
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Bam!
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which was my command, your highness.
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Why do they always have to listen to
music during sex?
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I want you not here in bed.
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I hear the angels say.
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This is so great.
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I love it.
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I like it, baby.
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Yeah? Uh -huh. How much you like it?
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A lot.
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Bam, bam.
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