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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,445 --> 00:00:08,325 Where are you going all naked? 2 00:00:08,405 --> 00:00:11,761 Don't look at me that way Don't be so naive. Answer! 3 00:00:11,805 --> 00:00:14,046 Where are you going all naked? 4 00:00:14,685 --> 00:00:16,687 Where are you going all naked? 5 00:00:16,765 --> 00:00:20,258 And don't make those eyes You know we won't fall for your tricks. 6 00:00:23,645 --> 00:00:25,477 Love 7 00:00:25,765 --> 00:00:27,051 Love 8 00:00:27,765 --> 00:00:32,919 Please don't tell me these things 9 00:00:33,725 --> 00:00:35,830 So boring 10 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:40,243 Don't stal1 to make a conformist out of me 11 00:00:40,925 --> 00:00:45,032 Because it's not up to you 12 00:00:45,525 --> 00:00:50,042 Completely naked you run through 13 00:00:50,045 --> 00:00:52,047 Do you know what you do? 14 00:00:52,205 --> 00:00:55,573 What harm is there to be like me? 15 00:00:55,645 --> 00:01:00,804 But in your head you've lost a screw To do the crazy things you do 16 00:01:00,805 --> 00:01:04,196 But what will I do? I just don't know. 17 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:06,753 Stop what you do! 18 00:01:06,845 --> 00:01:08,768 Don't tell me it's true 19 00:01:08,805 --> 00:01:11,399 Found in the traffic 20 00:01:11,565 --> 00:01:14,844 As naked as when you were born? 21 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:17,098 Yes! Why not? What's the harm? 22 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:21,175 If you want to go, then why not come out with me? 23 00:01:21,285 --> 00:01:24,403 Why don't you come out with me? 24 00:01:24,445 --> 00:01:29,484 L'm not the crazy one like you I just don't know what you'll do 25 00:01:29,485 --> 00:01:32,921 Butl know, I know, I know! 26 00:01:33,445 --> 00:01:37,844 Completely naked, where'll you go? 27 00:01:37,845 --> 00:01:40,143 If only I could know? 28 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:43,442 What harm is there to be like me? 29 00:01:43,445 --> 00:01:48,444 But in your head you've lost a screw To do the crazy things you do 30 00:01:48,445 --> 00:01:51,995 What will I do? I just don't know. 31 00:01:53,165 --> 00:01:54,564 Stop what you do! 32 00:01:54,605 --> 00:01:56,505 Don't tell me it's true 33 00:01:56,605 --> 00:01:59,256 Found in the traffic 34 00:01:59,365 --> 00:02:02,312 As naked as when you were born? 35 00:02:02,325 --> 00:02:04,817 Yes! Why not? What's the harm? 36 00:02:04,845 --> 00:02:09,084 If you want to come, why not go out with me? 37 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:12,191 Why don't you come out with me? 38 00:02:12,205 --> 00:02:17,109 L'm not the crazy one like you I just don't know what you'll do 39 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:20,641 Butl know, I know, I know. 40 00:02:22,285 --> 00:02:24,242 You see What harm'll there be 41 00:02:24,325 --> 00:02:27,204 Going walking Completely naked just like me? 42 00:02:50,845 --> 00:02:52,108 Doctor. 43 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,314 Doctor! 44 00:02:55,605 --> 00:02:57,380 Doctor! 45 00:03:00,085 --> 00:03:03,604 Orestes, the president wants me to go to the office with him. 46 00:03:03,605 --> 00:03:07,444 Wake me up 11 tomorrow morning. 47 00:03:07,445 --> 00:03:10,255 But it's already tomorrow morning! 48 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:14,473 He phoned, the President, he'll be here in 15 minutes exactly. 49 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,360 Damn! 50 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:19,682 They always wake you while you sleep. 51 00:03:24,885 --> 00:03:28,480 Goodness, how late it is this morning! 52 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,452 Would you translate to my wife? 53 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:43,066 My dear, you are the boss and have the right to arrive late. 54 00:04:15,445 --> 00:04:16,856 Hi! 55 00:04:16,885 --> 00:04:19,411 - Who are you? - Your wife, dear. 56 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:24,932 But I'm a bachelor. 57 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:29,844 We met last night at that palty, have you forgotten? 58 00:04:29,845 --> 00:04:31,677 Last night I was in London. 59 00:04:31,765 --> 00:04:34,075 Me to, that's where it happened! 60 00:04:34,085 --> 00:04:37,924 Your head was spinning, one could say you were drunk. 61 00:04:37,925 --> 00:04:40,292 - I'm a teetotaler. - Indeed. 62 00:04:40,325 --> 00:04:43,386 I knew it when you fell in the manhole. 63 00:04:43,485 --> 00:04:47,513 I called the fire fighters who arrived with their siren. Don't you remember? 64 00:04:47,725 --> 00:04:50,524 Remember, they pulled you up with a rope. 65 00:04:50,525 --> 00:04:51,833 And then? 66 00:04:51,885 --> 00:04:56,220 And then, once out, you asked me if I wanted to marry you. 67 00:04:59,005 --> 00:05:02,964 I'm sorry, I drank your coffee. 68 00:05:02,965 --> 00:05:07,994 If you show me where the kitchen is, I'll make you another. 69 00:05:08,805 --> 00:05:10,921 Don't move! 70 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:13,582 - Why not? - The valet's there. 71 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,506 - And the President's on his way. - Who? 72 00:05:17,365 --> 00:05:21,564 After I'll explain, now clothes. 73 00:05:21,565 --> 00:05:24,796 - Can't you see, I've nothing! - I can see. 74 00:05:24,805 --> 00:05:28,651 That's why you've to dress. - But I've no clothes! 75 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:38,394 - Who knows where they've gone! - Where did you put them? - Orestes! 76 00:05:40,045 --> 00:05:42,161 Hurry, come here! 77 00:05:43,285 --> 00:05:45,708 Have you seen a woman's dress? 78 00:05:45,885 --> 00:05:48,104 A woman's what? 79 00:05:48,325 --> 00:05:50,692 Don't waste my time! 80 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,433 Have you seen any women's clothes? 81 00:05:53,565 --> 00:05:57,964 No doing the cleaning I found only this. 82 00:05:57,965 --> 00:06:00,491 Maybe it's a souvenir of London. 83 00:06:00,525 --> 00:06:02,971 Mind your own business! 84 00:06:04,045 --> 00:06:06,207 - And who is this? - Ciccino. 85 00:06:06,245 --> 00:06:08,896 A friend gave it to me who works in skins. 86 00:06:08,925 --> 00:06:12,122 If it grows up I'll turn it into shoes, or a bag... 87 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:16,044 - Maybe even a suitcase! - What are you doing? 88 00:06:16,045 --> 00:06:19,106 - I have a headache. - So you swallowed my beads? 89 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:22,356 - I swallowed two pills. - No, my beads! 90 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:26,984 I put them in that little box when they unthreaded. 91 00:06:30,285 --> 00:06:32,731 - Will they harm me? - I don't know. 92 00:06:32,765 --> 00:06:35,336 I've never eaten any. 93 00:06:43,085 --> 00:06:45,611 Don't move! 94 00:06:53,845 --> 00:06:55,961 President, good morning. 95 00:06:56,005 --> 00:07:00,124 Are you crazy, Luna? Why did you put the chain on? 96 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,968 The chain? 97 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,844 Waitjust a minute, I'll be right back. 98 00:07:05,845 --> 00:07:08,337 I can't find my glasses! 99 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:15,306 You, thingy... What's your name? 100 00:07:15,325 --> 00:07:16,998 Tonino. 101 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:22,844 Tonino, I'll return tonight. You mustn't move from here. 102 00:07:22,845 --> 00:07:26,684 I wonder why I put the chain on? I forgot. 103 00:07:26,685 --> 00:07:31,004 - Have you forgotten that too? - It's not mine, sir. 104 00:07:31,005 --> 00:07:33,656 I hope so, and not mine either. 105 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:56,484 You see, Luna, I don't deny you a moderate sex life. 106 00:07:56,485 --> 00:07:58,112 Thank you, sir. 107 00:07:58,165 --> 00:08:02,924 - But I demand absolute discretion. Fair? - More than fair. 108 00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:06,520 I made a pact with you because a man of my position... 109 00:08:06,525 --> 00:08:09,631 - cannot permit himself... - A bachelor pad. 110 00:08:09,645 --> 00:08:12,842 A refuge to avoid the malicious gossip of the people. 111 00:08:12,845 --> 00:08:15,052 - Would you like a cigarette? - Thank you. 112 00:08:15,085 --> 00:08:20,034 If every time I privately visit one of my employees... 113 00:08:20,925 --> 00:08:24,202 Although of modest abilities and functions... 114 00:08:24,205 --> 00:08:28,995 My presence in his apartment cannot arouse suspicion, right? 115 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:35,724 But what a figure I'll make if he uses the refuge as a bachelor pad? 116 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:37,648 Bad, very bad. 117 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,073 Right. 118 00:08:42,765 --> 00:08:44,893 - Look... - Yes? 119 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,156 Have you ever contemplated the possibility that... 120 00:08:48,245 --> 00:08:49,713 I could take a wife? 121 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:54,534 Nonsense, you know too well that I need a bachelor. 122 00:09:04,565 --> 00:09:08,058 At exactly 11. Come on, get a move on. 123 00:09:22,925 --> 00:09:26,236 I don't want you to forget... 124 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:30,572 I said, I don't want you to forget... 125 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:36,844 - What I was saying? - That you didn't want me to forget. 126 00:09:36,845 --> 00:09:41,604 - That I didn't want to forget what? - I don't know, you didn't say. 127 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:45,041 Not to forget tonight. 128 00:09:52,365 --> 00:09:53,912 Here. 129 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:41,316 - What are you doing, Orestes? - Ah, it's you, Mr. Manfredo! 130 00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:46,771 Did you know the lady goes around the house completely naked? 131 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:59,435 You're like that with the windows open and the lights on? 132 00:10:59,445 --> 00:11:02,506 There's never anyone out front. 133 00:11:02,525 --> 00:11:04,732 - No one? - No! 134 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:09,352 Come. Come with me. 135 00:11:11,765 --> 00:11:13,358 Come here. 136 00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:17,376 - Look at that bus. See it? - Yes. 137 00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:23,391 Look at that guy with the white wig and dogs. 138 00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:25,078 He was also watching. 139 00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:28,577 A VOyeur! 140 00:11:28,645 --> 00:11:30,409 Bugger! 141 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,585 - You also say rude words? - Voyeur isn't a rude word. Bugger! 142 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,487 - Look, Pauline... - Tonino! 143 00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:46,233 Tonino, you must tell me one thing. 144 00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:50,052 Why go around naked? 145 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,862 I don't know, wait while I think. 146 00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:59,764 What's wrong with it? Adam and Eve walked around naked. 147 00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:04,404 Yes naked, but before they committed moltal sin. 148 00:12:04,405 --> 00:12:06,442 Then they were covered. 149 00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:09,227 I haven't committed any mol1al sins. 150 00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:12,715 Everyone has committed a mol1al sin. 151 00:12:12,725 --> 00:12:17,724 Orestes, the people in the bus, the gentleman with the dogs... 152 00:12:17,725 --> 00:12:20,194 My mum and even my dad! 153 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:24,523 I haven't and then it's not nice to talk like that about your parents. 154 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:28,364 With your family's secrets, you should keep quiet. 155 00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:32,084 It's not about my family, this is my business. 156 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:36,244 If they see you naked, You'll end up in jail for indecent exposure. 157 00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:38,862 It's not nice what you say. 158 00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:43,684 Perhaps not, but it's the penal code. And I didn't write it. 159 00:12:43,685 --> 00:12:46,757 So, kind or unkind, please cover yourself up! 160 00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:49,064 But I'm used to being naked. 161 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:52,191 - I know that. I get it! - Thank goodness! 162 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,087 Manfredo! 163 00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:57,490 What is it now? 164 00:12:57,565 --> 00:13:01,468 The first time we kissed a fire engine passed. 165 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:07,484 - So what? - When I hear the fire siren... 166 00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:10,227 I want to be possessed. 167 00:13:16,605 --> 00:13:19,097 Oh no, the fire station's right next door! 168 00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:21,238 Tonino. 169 00:13:21,285 --> 00:13:23,902 Tonino, give me a break. Listen... 170 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,337 I work in a bank. 171 00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:29,163 A bank, you know? 172 00:13:30,485 --> 00:13:34,444 It's impol1ant stuff, very serious. 173 00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:37,836 For comparison think of the Vatican. 174 00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:41,201 It's an environment where certain things are expected. 175 00:13:41,205 --> 00:13:47,564 Things like decorum, respectability... 176 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,796 And nonsense like this... 177 00:13:50,805 --> 00:13:56,124 You have to behave... How can I put it? 178 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,798 Proper? 179 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,694 Bravo! 180 00:14:01,885 --> 00:14:04,479 You've got it! Properly, right! 181 00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:06,249 We're agreed. 182 00:14:06,285 --> 00:14:09,186 In marriage the hardest are the first 2O years. 183 00:14:09,205 --> 00:14:11,572 Then everything works out. 184 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:19,884 I must warn you, the President mustn't know of my aunt. 185 00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:22,593 I don't know how you could hide her for long. 186 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,324 Orestes! 187 00:14:27,925 --> 00:14:32,249 I'm not asking you to hide her for long, but to let me decide... 188 00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:35,676 When she can no longer be hidden. 189 00:14:35,685 --> 00:14:38,302 You are straining my professional conscience. 190 00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:41,256 It's he who is paying my salary. 191 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:49,502 Ah! 192 00:14:50,605 --> 00:14:55,764 Will this be enough to appease your professional conscience? 193 00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:57,767 For the moment. 194 00:15:08,245 --> 00:15:11,192 - Are you cold? - I can't understand... 195 00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:15,975 This sudden urge of yours to go to the movies! 196 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:20,004 - Must have been the fire siren. - The fire siren? 197 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:21,962 When I hear it, I must go straight to the cinema. 198 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:25,600 And the station next door! 199 00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:27,118 Come on! 200 00:15:45,085 --> 00:15:47,611 To work, lads. Let's synchronize the signals. 201 00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:50,546 General hazard? 202 00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:52,488 Perfect, Bond. 203 00:15:52,525 --> 00:15:54,527 Sighting the cops? 204 00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:56,329 Excellent! 205 00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:57,912 That's enough. 206 00:15:58,365 --> 00:16:00,390 Now to open the gate. 207 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:04,123 The switch. 208 00:16:14,565 --> 00:16:16,329 Shit! 209 00:16:16,365 --> 00:16:17,833 I missed. 210 00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:25,000 Damn, there's something not working. 211 00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:27,497 The viewfinder must have moved. 212 00:16:30,285 --> 00:16:32,242 Shit! 213 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:36,051 Let's give it another go. 214 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:41,601 No doubt about it. Something strange. 215 00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:12,041 Stupidly open. 216 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,347 - Ready, ma'am? - Yes, dear. 217 00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:58,772 Call me boy. 218 00:18:04,765 --> 00:18:07,097 Not so loud, boy! 219 00:18:07,365 --> 00:18:09,982 Massage has its iron laws. 220 00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:28,031 So many precautions! 221 00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:34,194 But which bolt can stop Rufus? 222 00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:44,858 - Why laugh? - Why shouldn't I... 223 00:19:46,245 --> 00:19:49,444 I don't see what's so funny in this scene. 224 00:19:49,445 --> 00:19:53,364 You see he grasps her now with savage violence... 225 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,457 and rapes her? 226 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,812 - Pardon? - He rapes her. 227 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:01,462 Why talk like that? 228 00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:05,115 I've been told it is better to say rape 229 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,241 OK, you can say make love. 230 00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:09,242 Either way there's nothing to laugh about. 231 00:20:09,285 --> 00:20:13,524 I'm always happy to see two people making love. 232 00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:17,120 Not here: It's a dramatic situation, a farewell! 233 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,356 - There is nothing cheerful here. - Why are you so angry? 234 00:20:20,365 --> 00:20:23,721 It's not a true story, you know? It's cinema. 235 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:26,296 I just can't argue with you. 236 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:31,570 I can't enjoy this any more, you've managed to upset me. 237 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:36,204 Why, you enjoyed yourself? You said it's not a happy thing. 238 00:20:36,205 --> 00:20:39,311 I've had enough, it's best that we leave. 239 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,976 Much better. 240 00:20:42,005 --> 00:20:44,622 - The loudspeaker, darling. - I saw it. 241 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,601 They're following us. 242 00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:00,887 Why not stop? 243 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,762 They stopped too. 244 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,682 Try driving ofi. 245 00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:18,450 - But what do they want? - Why don't you ask him? 246 00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:47,693 But, I don't understand, you brought me to the movies. 247 00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:49,421 Huh, maybe that was yesterday. 248 00:22:26,325 --> 00:22:29,306 I can't get out, dear. 249 00:22:29,325 --> 00:22:31,441 Do you want to stay in the car? 250 00:22:34,885 --> 00:22:37,968 You want to make peace. I understand. 251 00:22:38,045 --> 00:22:39,467 You're right 252 00:22:39,485 --> 00:22:43,979 Now that we're married, we should try falling in love. 253 00:22:44,205 --> 00:22:47,061 For a husband and wife it's very important... 254 00:22:47,205 --> 00:22:50,926 Falling in love. Don't you think? 255 00:23:09,445 --> 00:23:11,368 HORN 256 00:23:14,725 --> 00:23:16,398 Manfredo. 257 00:23:55,885 --> 00:23:57,649 I must be ofi. 258 00:23:57,685 --> 00:23:59,972 Away, away! 259 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,048 What's the matter? 260 00:24:10,005 --> 00:24:13,202 Why bark? Why so alarmed? 261 00:24:13,205 --> 00:24:16,186 Are you on edge? Come on. 262 00:24:17,565 --> 00:24:18,873 We will return. 263 00:24:19,805 --> 00:24:22,866 Rufus... won't give up. 264 00:24:23,925 --> 00:24:27,316 It's nice to kiss like two lovers here in the car. 265 00:24:28,005 --> 00:24:30,952 It was a wonderful evening. 266 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:11,524 It's getting late we'd best go in. 267 00:25:11,525 --> 00:25:14,586 - As you wish. - And then to bed. 268 00:25:14,605 --> 00:25:16,642 Then to bed. 269 00:25:55,445 --> 00:25:58,995 Perhaps it's a matter of suspending your hormone treatment. 270 00:25:59,005 --> 00:26:03,524 Nonsense! What about my treatment? It collapsed by itself. 271 00:26:03,525 --> 00:26:06,506 It'll be full of woodworm. 272 00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:09,472 Where's my watch? don't translate, dear. 273 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,056 I must have left it at the office. 274 00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:16,897 SPEAKING IN FINNISH 275 00:26:16,925 --> 00:26:19,496 - Don't catch cold, dear. - Thank you, dear. 276 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,718 Bye, dear. 277 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:40,173 Still in bed? Shame on you, damn! 278 00:26:54,325 --> 00:26:55,588 Girlfriend? 279 00:26:58,245 --> 00:26:59,792 Lover? 280 00:27:00,805 --> 00:27:02,478 Whore? 281 00:27:05,365 --> 00:27:09,541 - Want to insinuate that's not a woman? - It's... 282 00:27:11,765 --> 00:27:14,416 The case interests me, come with me. 283 00:27:15,765 --> 00:27:18,553 A mere acquaintance. 284 00:27:19,685 --> 00:27:24,100 And you want to spend the night in bed with such an acquaintance with 285 00:27:24,165 --> 00:27:26,429 no other developments? 286 00:27:27,885 --> 00:27:29,319 Yes 287 00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:31,900 Yes 288 00:27:32,725 --> 00:27:36,537 Tell me, she wouldn't be by any chance... 289 00:27:37,845 --> 00:27:38,971 What? 290 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:45,317 I don't know what I'm supposed to think... 291 00:27:45,485 --> 00:27:49,164 In the words of Petronius: As the servant, so is the master. 292 00:27:49,165 --> 00:27:51,213 Not Orestes' influence. 293 00:27:54,365 --> 00:27:58,188 I wouldn't mind having it ofi, what d'you think. 294 00:27:59,925 --> 00:28:01,518 With the girl. 295 00:28:03,805 --> 00:28:07,324 We'll talk calmly. On my return. 296 00:28:07,325 --> 00:28:10,113 Now get out. 297 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:12,082 Stop, Antonio. 298 00:28:53,685 --> 00:28:57,964 - Miss, is this your dress? - Yes, I think so. 299 00:28:57,965 --> 00:28:59,763 Thank you. 300 00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:18,485 Where can I undress? 301 00:29:18,645 --> 00:29:21,091 At my house tonight, after eight. 302 00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:23,768 Huh? 303 00:29:24,965 --> 00:29:26,319 The changing room is there. 304 00:29:28,045 --> 00:29:29,718 Here. 305 00:29:31,165 --> 00:29:35,404 What a mess in here! And there's not even a mirror! 306 00:29:35,405 --> 00:29:36,793 Ugh! 307 00:29:45,925 --> 00:29:47,848 - Finished the window display? - Yes. 308 00:29:47,885 --> 00:29:49,887 - Then draw the curtain. - Right away. 309 00:30:29,485 --> 00:30:32,466 Damn, 20: 8! 310 00:30:40,925 --> 00:30:42,472 Tonino! 311 00:30:42,525 --> 00:30:46,364 - I make this point, and I'll come. - No... 312 00:30:46,365 --> 00:30:48,572 Damn, you always win. 313 00:30:48,605 --> 00:30:50,152 Manfredo! 314 00:30:51,365 --> 00:30:54,187 Oh no, I'm fed up! 315 00:30:54,205 --> 00:30:57,482 I'm fed up! I can't take it anymore! 316 00:30:57,485 --> 00:31:01,604 What can I do? I can't go out, I can't say bad words... 317 00:31:01,605 --> 00:31:05,524 I mustn't play table tennis. What can I do alone? 318 00:31:05,525 --> 00:31:08,836 You're really quite weird. 319 00:31:08,845 --> 00:31:12,804 I... I... I... I'm the weird one? 320 00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:17,244 I'm in deep trouble because of you. 321 00:31:17,245 --> 00:31:22,649 This is because I try to convince myself that you could be a real wife! 322 00:31:42,285 --> 00:31:44,242 Why are you laughing now? 323 00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:48,995 I'm trying cheer myself up, You're always angry with me. 324 00:31:49,525 --> 00:31:50,526 Tonino. 325 00:31:51,365 --> 00:31:54,687 Tonino, listen. Stop sniveling. 326 00:31:55,085 --> 00:31:57,747 I want to tell you something. 327 00:31:57,765 --> 00:32:01,315 That evening in London when I married you... 328 00:32:01,325 --> 00:32:05,319 I wasn't in full possession of my faculties. I was drunk. 329 00:32:05,365 --> 00:32:09,444 - I ended up in the gutter three times. - No, two! 330 00:32:09,445 --> 00:32:11,937 I'm going back tomorrow. 331 00:32:11,965 --> 00:32:15,196 - Inside the drain? - No, I'm going back to London! 332 00:32:15,205 --> 00:32:18,231 I want to see a lawyer, I want to get a divorce. 333 00:32:18,245 --> 00:32:20,771 It won't be difficult as you're not a normal wife! 334 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:28,091 Don't cry, Tonino. 335 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,457 You'll make things more difficult if you do that. 336 00:32:30,485 --> 00:32:35,884 - Right now when we're begining to fall in love. - So what? 337 00:32:35,885 --> 00:32:39,515 Let me finish. Try to understand my position. 338 00:32:39,845 --> 00:32:44,169 Understand? Stop blubbing and think calmly. 339 00:32:48,565 --> 00:32:52,035 - What are you doing? - Rape me. 340 00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:54,589 - What? - Rape me. 341 00:32:56,925 --> 00:32:59,872 Only a little raping. 342 00:32:59,885 --> 00:33:03,025 - Manfredo... Manfredo! - You're crazy! 343 00:33:04,285 --> 00:33:07,596 - Don't get mad! - I don't feel like it now! 344 00:33:07,605 --> 00:33:10,802 - Just a tiny bit. - It's just not the time! 345 00:33:10,805 --> 00:33:13,706 I also wrote to my fiancé. 346 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:18,764 - Who? - To George, my fiancé. And he's answered! 347 00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:20,847 - You have a fiancé? - I had. 348 00:33:20,885 --> 00:33:26,484 Dear Tonino, since you're married I'll consider our engagement over. 349 00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:30,164 You married so quickly that you forgot to warn me. 350 00:33:30,165 --> 00:33:33,924 I give you my best wishes and am sending you a gift. 351 00:33:33,925 --> 00:33:36,951 The portrait that I painted. 352 00:33:36,965 --> 00:33:42,540 Here it's been reproduced on thousands of pillows that sell like hot cakes. 353 00:34:35,885 --> 00:34:38,138 That's it, hold it. No smile, darling. That's it. 354 00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:45,442 Are you the fiancé of Tonino? 355 00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:47,032 Yes 356 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,702 - I'm the husband. - Poor Tonino! 357 00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:52,467 Must be really crazy. 358 00:34:54,045 --> 00:34:56,082 - Excuse me... - Please. 359 00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:58,999 In profile. 360 00:35:02,845 --> 00:35:04,893 Can I ask you a question? 361 00:35:05,005 --> 00:35:10,964 I want to know how long it lasted your engagement to my wife. 362 00:35:10,965 --> 00:35:12,808 Five years. 363 00:35:14,205 --> 00:35:18,870 Mine lasted less, and so I'd like to know a few things. 364 00:35:20,725 --> 00:35:22,398 I'm sorry but... 365 00:35:22,445 --> 00:35:26,905 My wife... who is she? 366 00:35:28,685 --> 00:35:32,364 Come here, take cover. Where shall I take you? 367 00:35:32,365 --> 00:35:35,426 To that Iamppost over there, thank you. 368 00:35:35,445 --> 00:35:39,370 It's not far. You're very kind. 369 00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:44,202 Do you do this area? Because I've never met you? 370 00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:46,321 Before I was in London. 371 00:35:46,365 --> 00:35:49,642 Now I live there, but only for a few days. 372 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:54,571 - And now? - Now I'm going back. 373 00:35:54,605 --> 00:35:58,075 I'll come with you, Don't you see how it's raining? 374 00:35:58,085 --> 00:36:03,004 - Do as you like if it's no trouble. - no, no trouble! 375 00:36:03,005 --> 00:36:06,475 - You're waiting for a taxi? - No. 376 00:36:06,485 --> 00:36:08,817 - Oh no? - No! 377 00:36:14,285 --> 00:36:16,322 Hello? 378 00:36:16,365 --> 00:36:18,697 Taxis, there are none. 379 00:36:18,725 --> 00:36:24,494 But if you need, a massage, a manicure... 380 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:27,278 No need to be rude! 381 00:36:29,085 --> 00:36:31,736 - Some people! - But then... 382 00:36:34,205 --> 00:36:37,345 - But then you're a... - I've never walked the streets 383 00:36:37,365 --> 00:36:41,844 I'm a call girl, all because of that bitch of a madam! 384 00:36:41,845 --> 00:36:44,906 I was shown the door for 74,000 lira in arrears. 385 00:36:44,925 --> 00:36:47,667 How do I work without a phone? 386 00:36:47,725 --> 00:36:51,684 Please forward Marissa's calls to No. 503202 c/o Dr. Luna. Thanks. 387 00:36:51,845 --> 00:36:54,917 I've prepared the guest room as Madame ordered... 388 00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:59,084 But let me say that Mr. Manfredo will not approve. 389 00:37:03,565 --> 00:37:07,331 - I get it, I'm leaving. - No, no, come here! 390 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:11,675 I'll help you find the 74,000 lira. 391 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:15,284 Now I'll call someone who's always out in front. 392 00:37:15,285 --> 00:37:18,391 Must be a bit shy and a bit in love with me. 393 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:20,737 Are you crazy? That's soliciting! 394 00:37:20,765 --> 00:37:24,042 - Don't be stuffy. - And if he's a cop? 395 00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:27,515 What do you mean? Come on! Even they make love. 396 00:37:40,485 --> 00:37:42,078 Hello? 397 00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:43,718 Who? Me? 398 00:37:43,765 --> 00:37:45,881 I have to go where? 399 00:37:45,925 --> 00:37:51,125 Here at my house. Marisa and I need to talk to you. 400 00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:09,924 Unique, poetic, unpredictable, exciting! 401 00:38:09,925 --> 00:38:15,084 Since she left, London has become so provincial! 402 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,907 David, you finish these photos. 403 00:38:17,925 --> 00:38:20,951 Now I'll show you something. 404 00:38:34,765 --> 00:38:39,430 Here is when she climbed naked to the top of the Tower of London. 405 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:43,841 Here kissing Bertrand Russell during the peace march. 406 00:38:43,845 --> 00:38:48,324 And then a few minutes later when the cops took her away. 407 00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:51,465 Really crazy, just like Russian roulette. 408 00:38:51,485 --> 00:38:56,844 Did you read that clothes represent social hypocrisy. 409 00:38:56,845 --> 00:39:01,305 The idea so impressed her that at the first oppoflunity she takes them ofi. 410 00:39:15,765 --> 00:39:18,405 - It's you, Manfredo? - No. 411 00:39:18,445 --> 00:39:22,962 - It is so to speak. - Stop soaking me. Inside, hurry! 412 00:39:23,765 --> 00:39:27,076 - Raining and watering the flowers! - What a nice surprise. 413 00:39:33,165 --> 00:39:35,372 Bringing a call girl into my house? 414 00:39:35,405 --> 00:39:40,284 - Where d'you want the poor thing to go? - An institute for wayward girls. 415 00:39:40,285 --> 00:39:42,936 - Send your sister. - He has no sisters. 416 00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:48,164 - I don't want to be re-educated, I want to work. - You see? 417 00:39:48,165 --> 00:39:51,715 - She wants to work! - Where? Here in my house? 418 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:54,751 - Eh! - We're all crazy! 419 00:39:54,765 --> 00:39:57,905 - I'll give you 20,000 lira. - What for? 420 00:39:57,925 --> 00:40:00,087 - To pay for a bed. - She needs 74,000. 421 00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:05,044 - Let's finish this for good! - But it's for the madam! 422 00:40:05,045 --> 00:40:07,161 I'm very tired. 423 00:40:08,165 --> 00:40:10,088 50, 60... 424 00:40:10,125 --> 00:40:12,332 70. 425 00:40:12,365 --> 00:40:16,245 One, two, three and four! 426 00:40:16,245 --> 00:40:20,295 Now go away! Good night! 427 00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:25,290 - I told you, he's a banker. - Bank employee! 428 00:40:37,085 --> 00:40:39,986 Quiet, guys. 429 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,105 Who are you? 430 00:40:42,845 --> 00:40:44,916 Who are you? 431 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,718 Who are you? 432 00:40:47,565 --> 00:40:51,035 - Oh, who are you? - Here I am at home. 433 00:40:52,045 --> 00:40:56,484 - Who are you rather? - If it's like that, I apologize. 434 00:40:56,485 --> 00:41:00,764 My name is Rufus Confofli... 435 00:41:00,765 --> 00:41:05,484 Or better yet just Rufus. 436 00:41:05,485 --> 00:41:08,386 I'll remove the disturbance. Come on, guys. 437 00:41:08,405 --> 00:41:10,772 Wait! I invited him. 438 00:41:10,805 --> 00:41:14,082 It was for Marisa. To provide her with a client. 439 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:17,295 - A client? - Yes, but don't panic. 440 00:41:17,325 --> 00:41:24,324 This was the general idea, but there was no consummation. 441 00:41:24,325 --> 00:41:25,918 He has no money. 442 00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:30,380 Poor thing, he was so tired! Always up and down in front. 443 00:41:31,165 --> 00:41:34,317 But that's my bed! 444 00:41:36,445 --> 00:41:40,518 I've grasped perfectly well, what kind your husband is. 445 00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:42,363 Petty and limited. 446 00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:48,604 One who is covetous of his bed and ends up croaking in it. 447 00:41:48,605 --> 00:41:51,472 Come my dears, back to the treadmill. 448 00:41:51,485 --> 00:41:52,793 Good bye. 449 00:41:52,845 --> 00:41:55,416 The lighter... 450 00:41:55,445 --> 00:41:57,561 Then there are the spoons. 451 00:42:03,045 --> 00:42:04,718 Hello? 452 00:42:04,765 --> 00:42:10,044 No, I've already said. There's no one here called Marisa! 453 00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:15,995 How dare you give out my phone number? 454 00:42:16,005 --> 00:42:20,484 - It was your wife's idea. - If not how would she manage, poor thing? 455 00:42:20,485 --> 00:42:26,124 - Marisa won't accept money if she doesn't work. - Give her a duster. 456 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:30,005 She's not a maid. You can't do a job that's not yours, right? 457 00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:32,042 The domestic union would protest. 458 00:42:32,085 --> 00:42:36,604 Why not be kind enough to let her solicit? 459 00:42:36,605 --> 00:42:39,586 You can have her, once, a quickie. 460 00:42:39,605 --> 00:42:42,427 - I'm notjealous. - What do you mean? 461 00:42:42,445 --> 00:42:44,288 Please Manfredino. 462 00:42:44,325 --> 00:42:46,487 A little raping. 463 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:50,187 - With that one out there? - Yes. - Me? - You! 464 00:42:51,165 --> 00:42:53,236 - Be nice. - Tonino! 465 00:42:53,365 --> 00:42:55,663 Don't you ever do it in this house? 466 00:42:59,365 --> 00:43:02,426 Hello? Marisa's not here, you idiot! 467 00:43:02,445 --> 00:43:04,732 Luna, are you crazy? What? 468 00:43:04,765 --> 00:43:06,972 What? Who am I? 469 00:43:07,005 --> 00:43:09,827 I'm the President, understand? 470 00:43:09,845 --> 00:43:11,518 What's this shouting? 471 00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:16,096 Mr. President, how are you? 472 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:20,684 Round about nine I'll be at yours, get everything in place. 473 00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,938 I don't want to see you. 474 00:43:24,245 --> 00:43:26,407 I arranged it with a hostess. 475 00:43:26,445 --> 00:43:28,482 Green light, is that clear? 476 00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:31,631 Clear out! Fine, good, understood. 477 00:43:31,645 --> 00:43:33,409 - Tonino? - Yes, dear? 478 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:35,971 Let's go for a walk? 479 00:43:36,005 --> 00:43:37,678 Yes 480 00:43:39,085 --> 00:43:40,610 - Clothed. - Immediately. 481 00:43:42,045 --> 00:43:46,084 Madam, forgive me, Let me say... 482 00:43:46,085 --> 00:43:48,656 I have a list of missing objects. 483 00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:53,909 3 Victorian teaspoons, a small bronze attributed to Cellini 484 00:43:54,245 --> 00:43:57,564 And a white gold lighter. - Bugger! 485 00:43:57,565 --> 00:44:01,484 - Are you saying we've had thieves in the house. - Yeah! 486 00:44:01,485 --> 00:44:06,548 - Tonino, then what'll I do? - I've an idea. 487 00:44:07,565 --> 00:44:12,924 Orestes, would you do me the favour to let yourself be possessed by Marisa? 488 00:44:12,925 --> 00:44:14,848 All paid for, you know? 489 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:17,593 She won't accept money without something in return. 490 00:44:17,685 --> 00:44:21,315 It's not about money, you understand... right? 491 00:44:21,845 --> 00:44:25,349 - Where are you taking me? - I told you we're going for a spin... 492 00:44:25,405 --> 00:44:27,043 And instead will sleep in a motel. 493 00:44:28,405 --> 00:44:31,033 I too have my little quirks.. 494 00:44:51,765 --> 00:44:54,791 - Why did you turn ofi the light? - Because it's nicer. 495 00:44:55,685 --> 00:45:00,179 It's like being inside a Christmas tree. 496 00:45:00,765 --> 00:45:03,996 Manfredo, why did we come here to sleep? 497 00:46:38,525 --> 00:46:41,438 This door falls continuously. 498 00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:02,305 Listen Manfredo. 499 00:48:02,525 --> 00:48:04,448 I thoughtl heard... 500 00:48:04,645 --> 00:48:06,215 the fire siren. 501 00:48:06,325 --> 00:48:07,622 Yes. 502 00:48:08,245 --> 00:48:10,885 I seemed to hear it too. 503 00:48:11,605 --> 00:48:14,723 - You want to go to the movies? - No. 504 00:48:15,565 --> 00:48:18,296 I feel like... 505 00:48:22,685 --> 00:48:24,585 Like what? 506 00:48:26,005 --> 00:48:28,576 The same that you want too. 507 00:48:45,365 --> 00:48:48,039 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 508 00:49:34,525 --> 00:49:36,653 Love Letters. 509 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:39,029 Well done, President! 510 00:49:39,045 --> 00:49:43,994 So my visit was not entirely fruitless. 511 00:50:04,965 --> 00:50:09,175 The massage therapists are asked to fasten their seatbelts. 512 00:50:33,125 --> 00:50:34,718 Hello? 513 00:50:35,725 --> 00:50:38,467 Who do you want? Marisa? 514 00:50:38,725 --> 00:50:41,148 There's no Marisa here. 515 00:50:41,365 --> 00:50:43,982 Yes, you're wrong. 516 00:51:10,405 --> 00:51:14,244 - Orestes! - Yes, Mr. President. - I'll prepare your bath. 517 00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:17,522 No need, Orestes. No need. 518 00:51:27,605 --> 00:51:29,516 - Orestes! - Bugger! 519 00:51:31,845 --> 00:51:37,579 - What happened? - It seems someone left the hose running in the garden. 520 00:51:38,325 --> 00:51:41,363 - So what? - The apartment is flooded. 521 00:51:41,405 --> 00:51:46,364 It seems that we should repaint the entire facade? 522 00:51:46,365 --> 00:51:48,936 - And the President? - A very bad cold. 523 00:51:48,965 --> 00:51:51,457 He's waiting upstairs, Mr. Manfredo. 524 00:51:51,685 --> 00:51:54,541 - Right now? - Of course. 525 00:52:08,765 --> 00:52:13,244 All the fault of the damp! Combined with the girl? 526 00:52:13,245 --> 00:52:15,361 Mr. President... 527 00:52:15,405 --> 00:52:19,084 That girl is not what you think. 528 00:52:19,085 --> 00:52:21,793 - She's a good girl. - But she was in your bed. 529 00:52:21,965 --> 00:52:25,959 She was in my bed, but not in bed with me. 530 00:52:26,125 --> 00:52:28,014 I mean... 531 00:52:28,365 --> 00:52:33,124 She was in my bed because the bed interested her. 532 00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:36,436 Nothing else, nothing at all. 533 00:52:41,645 --> 00:52:43,170 A little more? 534 00:52:45,485 --> 00:52:49,718 The day after tomorrow evening I'll give a dinner at my house, bring her. 535 00:52:50,565 --> 00:52:53,353 - To your home? - Luna, think this out. 536 00:52:53,365 --> 00:52:58,284 If she's a respectable girl, she can come to my house, right? 537 00:52:58,285 --> 00:52:59,502 I would say yes. 538 00:52:59,565 --> 00:53:02,899 - If she's a little tan... - No! 539 00:53:02,925 --> 00:53:08,079 In that case don't bring her to my house, but the house below. 540 00:53:08,245 --> 00:53:09,474 Choose. 541 00:53:09,525 --> 00:53:14,099 - The one above. - Where the gathering takes place. 542 00:55:14,165 --> 00:55:15,735 It's impol1ant 543 00:55:15,845 --> 00:55:20,487 you must definitely not say to anyone that you're my wife... 544 00:55:20,765 --> 00:55:22,324 Right? 545 00:55:24,365 --> 00:55:29,124 If the President stafls coul1ing you, try to keep him away. 546 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,492 I understand, I'm your wife. 547 00:55:33,565 --> 00:55:37,661 You're not my wife, you're not at all my wife! 548 00:55:37,845 --> 00:55:41,873 But if I'm not your wife, why do I have to say I'm not? 549 00:55:44,245 --> 00:55:45,918 Aah! 550 00:55:47,325 --> 00:55:49,214 Why the scream? 551 00:55:49,245 --> 00:55:51,737 - What is it? - Ciccino. 552 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:54,587 - Ciccino? - He's grown. 553 00:55:54,605 --> 00:55:57,427 The flooding's done him the world of good. 554 00:55:58,405 --> 00:56:01,909 Poor little lizard! - Little lizard! 555 00:56:03,285 --> 00:56:06,516 Remember well what I told you. 556 00:56:07,805 --> 00:56:11,116 This place is full of impol1ant people. Good evening! 557 00:56:13,485 --> 00:56:15,601 Good evening, Commander. 558 00:56:21,085 --> 00:56:25,804 The gentleman who is talking... with the President... 559 00:56:25,805 --> 00:56:27,273 is the Minister of Finance. 560 00:56:27,405 --> 00:56:29,624 Don't look! 561 00:56:29,645 --> 00:56:31,602 I got it, honey. 562 00:56:32,485 --> 00:56:36,204 Not honey... Money. 563 00:56:36,205 --> 00:56:40,950 It was you who said honey. I couldn't say I understand, money. 564 00:56:43,365 --> 00:56:45,424 Lunch is served. 565 00:56:52,205 --> 00:56:55,964 - Where are you going? - To get something to eat. 566 00:56:55,965 --> 00:56:58,912 No way, alright. 567 00:56:58,925 --> 00:57:02,771 You'll sit here with the leaves in front. 568 00:57:02,965 --> 00:57:06,924 - Don't move, don't do a thing. - Can I at least breathe? 569 00:57:06,925 --> 00:57:08,768 As little as possible. 570 00:57:10,725 --> 00:57:14,564 I hope you're having fun, my dear. 571 00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:15,919 Yes, yes! 572 00:57:15,965 --> 00:57:17,922 You'll see that we'll become friends. 573 00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:20,420 Friends of who? 574 00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:25,833 Of course. 575 00:57:27,325 --> 00:57:28,429 Thank you. 576 00:57:46,045 --> 00:57:50,846 - A Finnish recipe for pasta. - There's no accounting for taste. 577 00:57:58,685 --> 00:58:03,418 Do you smell a certain exotic paint. 578 00:58:17,805 --> 00:58:22,538 Madame believes that the cook has overdone the reindeer cheese. 579 00:58:22,605 --> 00:58:26,553 She suggests we move on to the beschamel cake. 580 00:58:32,965 --> 00:58:34,512 Thank you. 581 00:58:51,605 --> 00:58:54,097 Do you know what is it? 582 00:59:09,285 --> 00:59:13,404 Manfredo, I think I know what happened. 583 00:59:13,405 --> 00:59:15,931 It's my fault if the pasta was painted. 584 00:59:15,965 --> 00:59:19,902 I entered by mistake in their kitchen through the window. 585 00:59:19,925 --> 00:59:24,067 There were workers going up and down on the platform. 586 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:28,244 Why look at me like that, Why are they staring at me all wide-eyed? 587 00:59:28,245 --> 00:59:29,508 Look! 588 00:59:32,285 --> 00:59:34,242 Did I do something, dear? 589 00:59:34,285 --> 00:59:37,880 I just wanted to keep the jars, I didn't do it on purpose! 590 00:59:44,165 --> 00:59:47,669 - What's going on? - Pretend it's nothing. 591 00:59:56,005 --> 00:59:59,953 Excuse me Excellency, I am truly sorry for what happened tonight. 592 00:59:59,965 --> 01:00:01,820 I assure you there... 593 01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:06,607 Evidently they are people who have nothing to do with... 594 01:00:07,445 --> 01:00:09,049 Bugger! 595 01:00:09,885 --> 01:00:12,707 Your Excellency, please, believe me! 596 01:00:15,885 --> 01:00:17,171 Let me tell you, 597 01:00:17,285 --> 01:00:20,604 whatever I do he gets angry, he screams. 598 01:00:20,605 --> 01:00:23,654 "Don't do this, don't say that!" 599 01:00:23,685 --> 01:00:27,041 But where will he find another wife like me? 600 01:00:27,245 --> 01:00:29,373 I should think so! 601 01:00:29,725 --> 01:00:31,659 He treats me as if I were... 602 01:00:31,725 --> 01:00:34,342 - A little strange? - Yes, strange! 603 01:00:36,045 --> 01:00:40,960 - Is that okay? - No, crochet is something else. 604 01:00:41,365 --> 01:00:45,964 Look, you have to move your little finger otherwise it gets in the way. 605 01:00:45,965 --> 01:00:50,459 Watch: One down and one up. 606 01:00:51,245 --> 01:00:53,612 You know, lawyer? 607 01:00:53,645 --> 01:00:56,990 At one point I decided to record all this. 608 01:00:57,045 --> 01:00:59,980 - What's she doing? - Measuring. 609 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:03,356 She says that when it grows up, it'll makes shoes and a handbag. 610 01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:08,884 If I try to drive it out of my bed, she accuses me of mental cruelty. 611 01:01:08,885 --> 01:01:11,661 Very feminine. Very feminine, indeed. 612 01:01:11,765 --> 01:01:15,167 Yes, feminine. Does your wife go around naked? 613 01:01:15,245 --> 01:01:15,962 No. 614 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:20,072 Bring home a call girl, flood the apartment... 615 01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:24,278 Say "bugger" to the Minister and wash the back of the valet? 616 01:01:25,245 --> 01:01:26,553 Stark naked. 617 01:01:26,605 --> 01:01:28,915 The valet of the President, what's more. 618 01:01:29,045 --> 01:01:32,364 - Look! - I'm looking. 619 01:01:32,365 --> 01:01:37,044 - Hear the music. - The radio from across the street? 620 01:01:37,045 --> 01:01:40,845 No, her records, blaring out. Says that in India they do that. 621 01:01:40,845 --> 01:01:42,279 I think that's enough. 622 01:01:44,845 --> 01:01:49,884 Lawyer, according to you can I count on this divorce? 623 01:01:49,885 --> 01:01:54,573 What can I say? I'll try. I'll do what I can. 624 01:01:54,805 --> 01:01:58,855 Isn't he fact that I was drunk when I got married enough? 625 01:01:58,885 --> 01:02:03,163 I don't think you were that drunk otherwise they wouldn't have married you. 626 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:10,651 I'm sorry, are you hufl? 627 01:02:12,605 --> 01:02:14,232 Excuse me. 628 01:02:29,125 --> 01:02:33,301 This is the spool from London blown up as you said. 629 01:02:37,165 --> 01:02:37,848 Yes? 630 01:02:37,965 --> 01:02:40,332 Yes, sir. 631 01:02:41,765 --> 01:02:44,553 Yes, sir... yes, sir... 632 01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:47,321 Look out! 633 01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:52,537 Yes, sir. 634 01:02:56,605 --> 01:03:00,405 - What should I do with it, Doctor? - Send it to the TV news. 635 01:03:00,405 --> 01:03:03,898 Listen, I'll come straight to the point. 636 01:03:04,085 --> 01:03:08,404 I have reason to believe that you have a strong interest in literature. 637 01:03:08,405 --> 01:03:11,056 You hear me, right? 638 01:03:11,085 --> 01:03:14,168 Surely, my friend, let's say... 639 01:03:14,365 --> 01:03:17,881 that for you, writing is the spark, right? 640 01:03:18,005 --> 01:03:21,509 For you the post is no imposition. 641 01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:25,332 You are a graphomaniac. 642 01:03:26,885 --> 01:03:29,183 What do you know about, 643 01:03:29,245 --> 01:03:30,906 about certain... 644 01:03:31,645 --> 01:03:33,272 love letters? 645 01:03:33,925 --> 01:03:36,474 - I never wrote love letters. - Come on! 646 01:03:36,685 --> 01:03:41,964 Lines filled with sweet nothings, with filthy phrases. 647 01:03:41,965 --> 01:03:44,047 Don't you remember? Are you sure? 648 01:03:44,365 --> 01:03:46,390 Are you really sure? 649 01:03:47,165 --> 01:03:50,066 Not even as a boy, not even to my wife. 650 01:03:51,805 --> 01:03:54,240 Then maybe it's your wife... 651 01:03:54,245 --> 01:03:56,862 Will we discover that it's really your wife that... 652 01:03:58,725 --> 01:04:00,682 What about my wife? 653 01:04:00,925 --> 01:04:02,973 Nothing, nothing! 654 01:04:06,565 --> 01:04:10,844 It's clear that there's been a little misunderstanding. 655 01:04:10,845 --> 01:04:13,291 Bond! Modesty! We're going. 656 01:04:13,325 --> 01:04:15,532 Excuse me. 657 01:04:15,565 --> 01:04:20,324 Sometimes you believe that two plus two equals four... 658 01:04:20,325 --> 01:04:25,044 And then one realizes you get the same result... 659 01:04:25,045 --> 01:04:29,323 by adding three plus one. 660 01:04:30,685 --> 01:04:32,073 Regards. 661 01:04:46,485 --> 01:04:50,444 Damned beschamel, It makes me grind my teeth. 662 01:04:50,445 --> 01:04:55,804 Do you know what is the thing that has irritated most His Excellency? 663 01:04:55,805 --> 01:04:57,113 His ulcer? 664 01:04:57,165 --> 01:05:01,568 That you have wrapped the girl in L'Osservatore Romano. 665 01:05:01,965 --> 01:05:04,673 I couldn't find a left-wing newspaper. 666 01:05:04,805 --> 01:05:06,921 Don't be so funny! 667 01:05:29,645 --> 01:05:31,682 Thank you. 668 01:05:31,725 --> 01:05:33,727 My pleasure. 669 01:05:33,765 --> 01:05:38,259 - Where is Dr. Luna? - Outside, the end of the window. 670 01:05:48,565 --> 01:05:52,945 She strips in front of my guests, in front of the Minister says says "bugger". 671 01:05:53,085 --> 01:05:56,874 - Did she say or not "bugger"? - Yes, she said "bugger". 672 01:05:56,965 --> 01:06:02,643 Another unfortunate incident and I'll deprive myself of your collaboration. 673 01:06:03,285 --> 01:06:07,995 Remember that your position here is now hanging by a... 674 01:06:14,285 --> 01:06:16,447 a thread, right? 675 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:26,804 - And this picture? It's from London, for Dr. Luna. 676 01:06:26,805 --> 01:06:30,400 At his home a lady told us to bring it here. 677 01:06:34,685 --> 01:06:36,301 The thread snapped. 678 01:06:49,925 --> 01:06:52,576 Could I speak to you for a moment? 679 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:05,683 You'll be happy, Tonino! It's normal walking around with your bare bottom. 680 01:07:05,685 --> 01:07:08,325 So don't complain if someone gets... 681 01:07:08,445 --> 01:07:10,254 certain ideas. 682 01:07:11,045 --> 01:07:16,006 I'm not going back to live in the suburbs and live on cappuccinos. No way! 683 01:07:16,845 --> 01:07:21,564 How many green lights I've waited for to live in style 684 01:07:21,565 --> 01:07:24,216 and the valet, turned upside down! 685 01:07:24,245 --> 01:07:27,761 What? It stinks? Everything stinks! 686 01:07:27,765 --> 01:07:32,020 You got me stuck in this mess and you'll get me out of it 687 01:07:32,405 --> 01:07:33,975 Sure! 688 01:07:34,965 --> 01:07:36,808 You'll get me out. 689 01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:38,392 Emilio. 690 01:07:41,565 --> 01:07:43,659 Emilio! 691 01:07:48,285 --> 01:07:50,447 - Leave the bottle. - Doctor... 692 01:07:50,485 --> 01:07:52,817 - Leave the bottle! - But you only drink cappuccinos! 693 01:07:52,845 --> 01:07:54,802 - What do you care? - I'm sorry. 694 01:08:12,805 --> 01:08:14,739 Tonino... 695 01:08:15,845 --> 01:08:17,631 I make a promise. 696 01:08:17,805 --> 01:08:21,594 I swear that if you go to bed with the President... 697 01:08:22,005 --> 01:08:23,814 I swear on my honour 698 01:08:24,565 --> 01:08:26,203 that I'll marry you... 699 01:08:26,765 --> 01:08:29,837 On my dishonour I'll marry you. 700 01:08:32,845 --> 01:08:37,760 I already married you, but if you go to bed with the President... 701 01:08:39,085 --> 01:08:41,452 I'll swear I'm in love with you. 702 01:08:49,205 --> 01:08:51,879 Emilio! Damn! 703 01:08:55,685 --> 01:08:58,541 Where's my car? 704 01:08:58,565 --> 01:09:00,852 I had a car. 705 01:09:02,405 --> 01:09:04,396 I can't find it anymore. 706 01:09:05,245 --> 01:09:07,282 It was just one of... 707 01:09:08,805 --> 01:09:12,484 I had a career and can't find it anymore! 708 01:09:12,485 --> 01:09:14,158 More! 709 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:17,922 No car and no career. 710 01:09:19,605 --> 01:09:21,551 L--- 711 01:09:21,845 --> 01:09:25,577 The ultimate novelty from London The pillow of forbidden dreams 712 01:09:25,685 --> 01:09:28,655 No more lonely nights 713 01:09:28,725 --> 01:09:30,489 with TONY 714 01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:33,007 15,000 lira. 715 01:09:35,565 --> 01:09:37,829 With her ass hanging out. 716 01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:42,675 But what a fine little girl! 717 01:10:49,725 --> 01:10:51,011 Tonino. 718 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:54,513 My darling! 719 01:10:54,925 --> 01:10:58,680 - Mr. Manfredo, it's Orestes. - Orestes? 720 01:10:58,685 --> 01:11:01,131 - Yes - What are you doing up there? 721 01:11:01,365 --> 01:11:05,962 Dusting. I thought it fell into my usual duties. 722 01:11:06,445 --> 01:11:08,322 - Nude? - Why not? 723 01:11:08,885 --> 01:11:11,377 Authorized by the lady. 724 01:11:16,045 --> 01:11:20,644 Your wife was right when she said that the clothes are a sign of... 725 01:11:20,645 --> 01:11:22,158 Of hypocrisy. 726 01:11:22,205 --> 01:11:28,360 Clothes are a form of social hypocrisy! 727 01:11:28,365 --> 01:11:31,437 - See, you knew it too? - Of course I do! 728 01:11:31,445 --> 01:11:34,267 I've been told it many times. 729 01:11:34,405 --> 01:11:36,282 She's always telling me. 730 01:11:36,325 --> 01:11:40,580 Manfredo, clothes are a form of social hypocrisy. 731 01:11:40,605 --> 01:11:43,176 Undress, undress! 732 01:11:45,045 --> 01:11:49,551 - How do you feel naked? More attractive? - More attractive no... 733 01:11:49,565 --> 01:11:52,421 But lighter in a way. 734 01:11:55,605 --> 01:11:57,710 Open sesame! 735 01:12:05,645 --> 01:12:07,647 Tonino. 736 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:14,339 Tonino! 737 01:12:14,365 --> 01:12:16,652 I'm here! 738 01:12:18,525 --> 01:12:21,142 - I'm here! - Are you back already? 739 01:12:21,165 --> 01:12:24,066 - Sure, I'm back. - But you're on vacation? 740 01:12:24,085 --> 01:12:29,114 - Almost definitely. - My pillows, where d'you find them? 741 01:12:29,565 --> 01:12:32,796 They sell them everywhere. 742 01:12:34,365 --> 01:12:37,187 Thousands of bottoms... how nice! 743 01:12:37,205 --> 01:12:39,082 And thousands of heads! 744 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:42,231 Where's the head? Here! 745 01:12:43,205 --> 01:12:47,915 - This is attached to the botty of Tonino. - Not like that, Manfredo! 746 01:12:49,085 --> 01:12:52,555 And now Tonino whole. 747 01:12:52,565 --> 01:12:54,727 All naked! 748 01:12:55,285 --> 01:12:59,364 - 5,000 lira each, 15,000 the set! - Did you get my picture? 749 01:12:59,365 --> 01:13:01,777 Did you like my picture? 750 01:13:01,805 --> 01:13:05,161 Me a lot, but the President... 751 01:13:05,165 --> 01:13:08,897 - Did he see it? - You bet he saw it! 752 01:13:09,005 --> 01:13:10,791 Have you been drinking? 753 01:13:10,885 --> 01:13:14,044 - Only cappuccinos. - Really? 754 01:13:14,045 --> 01:13:17,724 Like that night in London, remember? 755 01:13:17,725 --> 01:13:20,376 I don't remember anything else! 756 01:13:20,485 --> 01:13:24,244 Why don't you ask me again? One more time. 757 01:13:24,245 --> 01:13:28,164 - Sure, but what should I ask? - To marry me. - A second time? 758 01:13:28,165 --> 01:13:32,284 - Yes, please. - One more time? 759 01:13:32,285 --> 01:13:35,186 So I'll ask you, one more time. 760 01:13:35,205 --> 01:13:40,044 I thee wed continuously if you go to bed with the President. 761 01:13:40,045 --> 01:13:41,592 What? 762 01:13:41,685 --> 01:13:44,444 - Sleep with the President. - Manfredo! 763 01:13:44,445 --> 01:13:47,801 - I mean in bed with the President! - What are you saying? 764 01:13:47,925 --> 01:13:52,271 If you love me, you have to go to bed with the President! 765 01:13:52,405 --> 01:13:54,544 Right, Dr. Luna? Right! 766 01:13:54,565 --> 01:13:59,444 So the President loves me and allows me to stay here... 767 01:13:59,445 --> 01:14:03,444 On the carpet, with the valet and not fire me! 768 01:14:03,445 --> 01:14:06,881 Right, Dr. Luna? Right! 769 01:14:11,245 --> 01:14:13,543 Manfredo, honey! 770 01:14:13,565 --> 01:14:15,112 Darling! 771 01:14:18,405 --> 01:14:22,324 - Tonino... - Tell me you were joking. 772 01:14:22,325 --> 01:14:25,340 - Tell me! - I can't find myself anymore. 773 01:14:26,925 --> 01:14:29,257 Where did you put my future? 774 01:14:29,285 --> 01:14:35,284 I had a future, a car... And now I can't find them anymore! 775 01:14:35,285 --> 01:14:38,835 They're gone and I can't find them anymore. 776 01:14:38,845 --> 01:14:40,244 Why? 777 01:14:40,645 --> 01:14:43,671 - Why? - Because you prance around naked. 778 01:14:44,645 --> 01:14:49,401 I told you you had to cover up and it's ruined my career. 779 01:14:54,165 --> 01:14:55,633 Don't be like that. 780 01:14:56,245 --> 01:14:58,009 Please. 781 01:14:59,485 --> 01:15:04,324 I don't have a career because the President believes I'm a bachelor... 782 01:15:04,325 --> 01:15:06,441 And I'm not a bachelor. 783 01:15:06,485 --> 01:15:08,283 And then... 784 01:15:09,845 --> 01:15:13,497 Swear you'll go to bed with the President. 785 01:15:13,565 --> 01:15:15,954 Alright, I will. 786 01:15:16,205 --> 01:15:17,502 But now calm down. 787 01:15:17,565 --> 01:15:21,001 - Come on, come on. - Swear? - I swear! - SWEAR! 788 01:15:21,085 --> 01:15:26,216 Do you speak English? Speak French? Speak Spanish? Speak German? 789 01:15:26,245 --> 01:15:28,555 Choose a language. 790 01:15:33,605 --> 01:15:36,063 Madame says you can speak German. 791 01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:39,004 - She'll understand. - German, certainly. 792 01:15:39,525 --> 01:15:41,675 Don't go. 793 01:15:41,725 --> 01:15:46,324 German turns out to be the only language in whose domain 794 01:15:46,325 --> 01:15:49,067 in shod, I don't know a word. 795 01:15:49,085 --> 01:15:51,702 You said you wanted to talk with the lady alone. 796 01:15:51,725 --> 01:15:55,355 - Are you sure the lady speaks German? - Positive. 797 01:15:55,365 --> 01:15:57,242 And where is this security? 798 01:15:57,285 --> 01:16:01,085 - I'm having "a little doubt". - What? 799 01:16:01,205 --> 01:16:03,617 A little doubt, a "little" doubt. 800 01:16:04,645 --> 01:16:07,478 I speak perfect English. 801 01:16:07,605 --> 01:16:09,414 The doubt is this. 802 01:16:09,445 --> 01:16:14,076 I think you perform more than the function of an attentive valet. 803 01:16:14,245 --> 01:16:16,168 That of a no less diligent... 804 01:16:16,925 --> 01:16:21,317 How shall I say Entremetier, pander, come on! 805 01:16:23,725 --> 01:16:25,705 - And what does that mean? - Pimp. You're a pimp! 806 01:16:25,845 --> 01:16:29,679 Deep down there is beauty even in the figure of a pimp. 807 01:16:29,765 --> 01:16:32,894 A classic character as you well know. 808 01:16:32,925 --> 01:16:35,622 After all they are selfless, albeit for a fee. 809 01:16:35,645 --> 01:16:37,454 It works like this... 810 01:16:37,565 --> 01:16:43,345 Madame receives letters from a lover and you translate them into Finnish. 811 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,754 Confess! 812 01:16:54,525 --> 01:16:56,254 Good bye. 813 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:39,204 Those letters that I will now show are in my hand. 814 01:17:39,205 --> 01:17:43,604 What would you say to extol1 tens of millions from the adulteress? 815 01:17:43,605 --> 01:17:46,165 Fifty-fifty. Half each. 816 01:17:46,325 --> 01:17:47,998 But those letters are mine! 817 01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:52,107 - Mine! Do you understand? - How mine? That is, how yours? 818 01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:54,503 TheWe yours? It's you? 819 01:17:54,885 --> 01:17:59,209 - These letters are the only thing I have left of him. - Of her! 820 01:17:59,285 --> 01:18:00,946 Let's reason this out. 821 01:18:01,165 --> 01:18:06,724 Not her, her, but she is someone who wrote the letters to you. 822 01:18:06,725 --> 01:18:09,751 In more direct terms let me say... 823 01:18:09,765 --> 01:18:13,684 The letters come from her, or him or even them. 824 01:18:13,685 --> 01:18:17,724 But no, he... him! That ingrate Orestes. 825 01:18:17,805 --> 01:18:21,524 - We broke up, you know? - Relatively. 826 01:18:21,525 --> 01:18:26,684 Orestes is the valet down there, from the floor below. 827 01:18:26,685 --> 01:18:29,666 Finally. I think I've grasped the thread. 828 01:18:43,285 --> 01:18:45,731 - What's happened? - Calm down, it's all right. 829 01:18:45,765 --> 01:18:49,924 Please explain to his wife that oleander is an ornamental plant, not a vegetable. 830 01:18:49,925 --> 01:18:52,604 She ate half a kilo, but it came back up immediately. 831 01:18:52,605 --> 01:18:57,543 She must have put too much mustard, mustard is fatal for its bitter taste. 832 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:02,516 She committed suicide for love, you know? 833 01:19:02,525 --> 01:19:04,892 Tonino, what happened? 834 01:19:06,085 --> 01:19:08,087 Why did you do it? 835 01:19:09,365 --> 01:19:11,857 I couldn't have, Manfredo. 836 01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:17,729 Not so much for the President, you know, he's not so bad. But... 837 01:19:17,845 --> 01:19:19,734 I couldn't bring myself to. 838 01:19:23,365 --> 01:19:27,882 I wish I could get you out of the trouble that I caused you... 839 01:19:29,565 --> 01:19:32,762 But right now I'm going to fall in love with you. 840 01:19:32,805 --> 01:19:34,307 I'm Stupid! 841 01:19:40,845 --> 01:19:42,927 The stupid one is me. 842 01:19:46,285 --> 01:19:48,037 I'm an idiot. 843 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:52,492 Look. Watch. 844 01:19:53,965 --> 01:19:55,592 What are you doing? 845 01:19:55,645 --> 01:19:56,908 Undressing. 846 01:19:58,965 --> 01:20:00,638 You always say you. 847 01:20:01,205 --> 01:20:05,381 That clothes are a sign of social hypocrisy. 848 01:20:06,845 --> 01:20:09,553 It's right so I'll take them ofi. 849 01:20:11,005 --> 01:20:12,507 And even my glasses. 850 01:20:12,565 --> 01:20:14,647 Without them I see more clearly. 851 01:20:15,365 --> 01:20:19,336 Everything is more beautiful, cleaner. 852 01:20:20,325 --> 01:20:23,716 A little foggy, a little fuzzy... 853 01:20:24,725 --> 01:20:27,922 People say naked as a jaybird. 854 01:20:28,565 --> 01:20:32,456 Instead they should say: Clothed like a jaybird. 855 01:20:38,325 --> 01:20:41,716 - Why are you laughing? - Why are jaybirds naked. 856 01:20:41,725 --> 01:20:45,444 That's true, but they are better than us. 857 01:20:45,445 --> 01:20:47,652 - Where are you going? - To call the fire department. 858 01:20:47,685 --> 01:20:49,198 It's forbidden. 859 01:20:49,245 --> 01:20:52,112 It's forbidden to call the fire department. 860 01:20:52,645 --> 01:20:56,730 It's forbidden to call them... Then you know what I'll do? 861 01:20:57,325 --> 01:21:02,126 Create a reason to call the fire department. I want to hear the siren! 862 01:21:02,805 --> 01:21:05,194 It's no longer prohibited if there's a reason, right? 863 01:21:05,205 --> 01:21:06,263 No! 864 01:21:12,645 --> 01:21:13,703 Mr. Manfredo! 865 01:21:13,765 --> 01:21:16,291 - Yes - Can I come in? 866 01:21:16,325 --> 01:21:17,918 Sure, Orestes. 867 01:21:19,685 --> 01:21:23,084 - What is it? - I can't find Ciccino. 868 01:21:23,085 --> 01:21:26,885 - Are you crazy? - The door was open, must have escaped. 869 01:21:26,885 --> 01:21:30,435 Aren't you ashamed of yourself dressed as a jaybird? 870 01:21:31,645 --> 01:21:33,443 - Take ofi your clothes. - But why? 871 01:21:33,485 --> 01:21:37,490 Clothes ofi and call the fire department as I'm flooding the house. 872 01:21:46,605 --> 01:21:48,312 Who is it Orestes? 873 01:21:48,365 --> 01:21:51,801 Excuse me, I'd like a word with your maid. 874 01:21:51,805 --> 01:21:56,629 Sit down, monsieur Rufus. Orestes, call the fire department! 875 01:21:57,645 --> 01:21:59,477 A sudden heat wave? 876 01:22:02,045 --> 01:22:05,481 - You want to talk with who? - Oh, no! 877 01:22:05,485 --> 01:22:10,444 I've just concluded a confusing pronominal dispute with your colleague. 878 01:22:10,445 --> 01:22:15,164 Not with God knows who, but with you I must talk. 879 01:22:15,165 --> 01:22:18,965 - What the hell is going on here? - Fire? 880 01:22:26,965 --> 01:22:30,244 Hello? Good evening, lawyer. 881 01:22:30,245 --> 01:22:32,316 No, Dr. Luna has gone. 882 01:22:32,565 --> 01:22:36,354 Tell him the little film he sent me is no good. 883 01:22:36,445 --> 01:22:40,746 What do I do with a documentary on the opening of an agency in London? 884 01:22:44,925 --> 01:22:46,211 Mr. Manfredo... 885 01:22:46,245 --> 01:22:49,067 Sorry but, the President phoned. 886 01:22:49,085 --> 01:22:53,124 - He wants me to turn ofi the taps? - No, he says to turn on the TV. 887 01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:54,923 Turn on the TV 888 01:22:58,965 --> 01:23:00,558 Ah! 889 01:23:08,205 --> 01:23:12,836 Took place in the presence of the authorities of the financial world. 890 01:23:14,005 --> 01:23:18,374 Among others, were present Italian and English ministers 891 01:23:18,485 --> 01:23:22,319 And diplomatic missions accredited to the two governments. 892 01:23:22,605 --> 01:23:27,484 Professor Hudhouse of the Oxford International Economics Institute 893 01:23:27,485 --> 01:23:33,764 Television programs have reached a considerable degree of freedom. 894 01:23:33,765 --> 01:23:38,804 Increasing integration of the European financial markets 895 01:23:38,805 --> 01:23:43,436 What I can not grasp is the spoken commentary. 896 01:23:44,845 --> 01:23:49,214 Transmission interrupted due to a technical error 897 01:23:53,365 --> 01:23:56,551 I'm a star on the TV! 898 01:23:58,445 --> 01:24:00,038 Yes? 899 01:24:00,085 --> 01:24:03,726 - It's Dr. Bargellino from the television. - Tell him we're flooded. 900 01:24:03,805 --> 01:24:05,512 We're flooded. 901 01:24:05,645 --> 01:24:09,866 - He says they're flooded too. - Tell him to call the fire department. 902 01:24:10,845 --> 01:24:14,679 He says they're flooded by a sea of protests and he'll call the police. 903 01:24:14,765 --> 01:24:18,281 - Then tell him to go to hell. - Says to go... 904 01:24:18,485 --> 01:24:19,896 He's already rung ofi. 905 01:24:19,925 --> 01:24:23,644 In this house everything is extremely fake. 906 01:24:23,645 --> 01:24:26,501 The Queen Victoria teaspoons are of nickel silver. 907 01:24:26,565 --> 01:24:29,205 The cigarette lighter is gold plated. 908 01:24:29,245 --> 01:24:34,604 Cellini's bronze is the product of an Abruzzo craftsman. 909 01:24:34,605 --> 01:24:36,607 Don't interrupt me! 910 01:24:36,645 --> 01:24:38,522 As for you... 911 01:24:38,565 --> 01:24:43,764 I say that as a man you're a facsimile and also quite a poor one. 912 01:24:43,765 --> 01:24:49,169 The only real thing in this house is this collection of well-known... 913 01:24:51,165 --> 01:24:54,204 compromising letters. 914 01:24:54,205 --> 01:24:58,444 The price of this collection is set at 100,000 lire. 915 01:24:58,445 --> 01:25:01,756 But I'm poor, that one took everything. 916 01:25:10,045 --> 01:25:12,036 Not again! 917 01:25:25,605 --> 01:25:27,152 Here comes the President. 918 01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:31,540 Luna, you're a lunatic! I'll ruin you, destroy you! 919 01:25:35,845 --> 01:25:41,249 Mr. President, I don't care because I decided to undress too. 920 01:25:41,525 --> 01:25:45,084 I've decided to give you back your refuge... 921 01:25:45,085 --> 01:25:47,998 As you call it with your infinite hypocrisy... 922 01:25:48,045 --> 01:25:52,444 And to the Minister who doesn't know certain things, I might say bad words too. 923 01:25:52,445 --> 01:25:57,364 - That's my lizard. - It cost me a hard hunt! 924 01:25:57,365 --> 01:26:02,364 - My wife fainted after seeing it. - May I? - Good evening. 925 01:26:02,365 --> 01:26:04,732 I see you're washing the floor. 926 01:26:04,765 --> 01:26:07,507 I came to bring that money. 927 01:26:07,525 --> 01:26:10,096 To a banker like me? For heaven's sake! 928 01:26:10,125 --> 01:26:12,992 - The other time you were a bank employee. - It's the same thing. 929 01:26:13,005 --> 01:26:15,986 - Mr. President. - Please. 930 01:26:16,005 --> 01:26:20,164 Would consent to a pairing here with this young lady Marisa? 931 01:26:20,165 --> 01:26:21,792 All paid. 932 01:26:21,845 --> 01:26:24,792 80,000, 70,000, 60,000, 50,000, 40,000, 10,000 lira? 933 01:26:24,805 --> 01:26:28,844 What a cheapskate! Here, take the letters! 934 01:26:28,845 --> 01:26:33,180 - Don't think that's the fire department. - What's that? - Bond! Modesty! 935 01:26:40,965 --> 01:26:43,764 Control yourself! Camouflage! 936 01:26:43,765 --> 01:26:45,961 - Silence! - They bite? 937 01:26:46,085 --> 01:26:50,244 Acts of sabotage, public nuisance. 938 01:26:50,245 --> 01:26:54,728 Broadcast of an obscene spectacle, keeping animals without a licence... 939 01:26:54,805 --> 01:27:00,684 Receiving stolen propelty, homosexuality incitement to prostitution, 940 01:27:00,685 --> 01:27:06,484 - soliciting and blackmail. - He's losing his chance of promotion. 941 01:27:06,485 --> 01:27:08,601 Can I make a wish? 942 01:27:08,685 --> 01:27:12,223 Ask the man who operates the siren to make like a fire engine. 943 01:27:13,685 --> 01:27:15,392 Turn on the siren, Furlan! 944 01:27:23,685 --> 01:27:26,962 A new kind of aphrodisiac I see. 945 01:27:33,485 --> 01:27:34,498 Bugger! 946 01:27:35,165 --> 01:27:38,931 Don't stal1 to make a conformist out of me... 947 01:27:39,765 --> 01:27:43,747 Because it's not up to you. 948 01:27:44,245 --> 01:27:48,924 Completely naked you run through? 949 01:27:48,925 --> 01:27:51,041 Do you know what you do? 950 01:27:51,085 --> 01:27:54,555 What harm is there to be like me? 951 01:27:54,565 --> 01:27:59,564 But in your head you've lost a screw To do the crazy things you do? 952 01:27:59,565 --> 01:28:03,081 But what will I do? I just don't know. 953 01:28:04,045 --> 01:28:05,945 Stop what you do! 954 01:28:05,965 --> 01:28:07,638 Don't tell me it's true 955 01:28:07,685 --> 01:28:10,438 Found in the traffic 956 01:28:10,485 --> 01:28:13,580 As naked as when you were born? 957 01:28:13,645 --> 01:28:15,830 Yes! Why not? What's the harm? 958 01:28:15,845 --> 01:28:20,084 If you want to go, then why not come out with me? 959 01:28:20,085 --> 01:28:23,191 Why don't you come out with me? 960 01:28:23,205 --> 01:28:28,324 Im not the crazy one like you I just don't know what you'll do 961 01:28:28,325 --> 01:28:31,602 But l know, I know, I know! 962 01:28:31,605 --> 01:28:36,054 Where are you going all naked? 963 01:28:36,525 --> 01:28:40,143 And don't make those eyes You know we won't fall for your tricks. 964 01:28:40,205 --> 01:28:44,847 Where are you going all naked? 965 01:28:45,005 --> 01:28:49,351 And don't make those eyes You know we won't fall for your tricks. 966 01:28:51,485 --> 01:28:53,908 Subtitles: Corvusalbus 72661

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