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I just went through
a tough breakup
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and was feeling very low,
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just like a big old pile
of crap.
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But as the great
Angela Bassett once said,
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"I'm Stella, and I'm going
to get my groove back."
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I deserve to be happy.
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And I am gonna put myself
back out there.
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Well, lucky me,
Matt is throwing
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his birthday party
at a downtown lounge.
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So I am gonna go in,
I'm gonna have a few drinks,
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and I'm gonna let
every available bachelor know
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that Big J
is looking for a D.
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A date.
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Time to slay.
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What the [bleep] is this?
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{\an8}Oh, hey.
What's up?
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{\an8}What up?
It's my birthday.
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{\an8}Another trip around the sun, allegedly.
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{\an8}No, I-I think that's real.
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{\an8}But back home, we didn't
recognize birthdays,
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{\an8}so this is actually
my first time celebrating it.
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{\an8}I'm pretty stoked.
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{\an8}Got one of those posters
that people can write
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{\an8}funny birthday messages on.
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{\an8}Huh, looks like Kinko's
sent me the wrong one.
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{\an8}But big day for Reginald.
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{\an8}Congrats, bud.
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{\an8}That's right.
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{\an8}Yuck it up.
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{\an8}My embarrassment
is your sick entertainment.
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{\an8}Overdressed a tad, are we?
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{\an8}I thought "Laser Lounge"
was gonna be
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{\an8}some kind
of swanky cocktail lounge
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{\an8}filled with velvet
and Russian chest hair.
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{\an8}So much for getting
my groove back.
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{\an8}Well, do what I do.
You say "happy birthday."
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{\an8}Get in a picture--
proves you were there.
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{\an8}Before you know it,
you're back in the car
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{\an8}racing Uber Eats
to your front door.
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{\an8}Oh, I can't do that.
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{\an8}Matt would be devastated
if I left.
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{\an8}I am his hero.
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{\an8}Well, I'm going to be here
18 minutes, and--
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{\an8}Wait, is that "Space Invaders"?
- Oh, come on.
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{\an8}Before med school,
I had a job at Gio's Pizza.
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{\an8}They had a "Space Invaders"
right near the front.
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{\an8}I played all the time,
even got the high score.
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{\an8}Those were the days--young,
free, not a care in the world.
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{\an8}I think that high score
was probably
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{\an8}the greatest moment in my life.
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{\an8}Didn't you get married
and have kids?
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{\an8}I said what I said.
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{\an8}Why are you dressed
like a stagehand?
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{\an8}To blend in with the maze.
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{\an8}What, you think I'm gonna wear
white under a black light
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{\an8}and expose my position?
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{\an8}Act like you've been here,
Serena.
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{\an8}I don't want people
to think I've been here.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, I know
Laser Lounge very well.
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{\an8}Luke and Ella
have birthday parties here
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{\an8}almost every other week.
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{\an8}They come, they play,
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{\an8}and I get to stand off
to the side and hold the coats.
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{\an8}But not today.
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{\an8}Oh, no, today I'm gonna make
that maze my bitch.
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{\an8}What?
He's not my kid.
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{\an8}Man, I didn't realize
Matt has so many friends.
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{\an8}Yeah, well, he doesn't.
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{\an8}I blasted his invite
to the hospital WhatsApp,
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{\an8}said there'd be free food
and cash prizes.
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{\an8}And lookee what happened.
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{\an8}Oh, my God, I'm--
I'm so glad you made it.
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{\an8}And, um...
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{\an8}I'm sorry, who are you, again?
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{\an8}Look, Matt's been dealt
a tough hand--
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{\an8}pale, weak constitution.
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{\an8}I mean, his hair
is doing something
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{\an8}absolutely unhinged this year.
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{\an8}It's all in the card.
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All to say,
I just want to make sure
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he has a great birthday,
poor kid.
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All right, looks like Brandon
got me two Target gift cards.
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Yeah, one of those
has $11 on it,
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and the other one has $7 or $8
or something.
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Thanks, Brandon.
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All right, all right,
mine next, mine next.
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Um, this is
a very thoughtful gift
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for my little
Dorito-loving friend here.
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So here.
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Hi, Matt. On behalf of
the entire Frito-Lay family,
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I want to wish you
a happy birthday.
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Stay snackin'.
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- Oh, wow!
- I know!
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Who was that?
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Well, I, uh, figured
that as a Dorito freak,
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you'd get a kick
out of a message
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from the CEO of Frito-Lay.
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Uh, but I couldn't get him,
so that's
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the coordinating manager
of online ad sales.
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Wow.
- Wow.
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And Doritos are the, um,
triangle-shaped chips, right?
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Yes, Matt,
you're obsessed with those.
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You love those.
- Yeah.
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Okay...
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Oh, God, I am so sorry.
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That's okay.
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Oh, wow,
you look really nice.
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Oh, well, thank you.
So do you.
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I'm gonna get a refill.
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Can I, uh--
can I get you anything?
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Well, actually, um,
I have a bottle of wine
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hidden in a fake plant
by the front door.
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We could crack that baby open
and drink it in the bathroom.
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Oh, yeah.
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Actually,
I-I don't drink, Joyce.
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Wait, why do you know
my name?
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It's me, Connor.
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I--from HR.
I started last week.
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Yes.
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And that was a test,
and you passed.
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So...
- Oh. Great.
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Oh, let me introduce you
to my wife.
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Absolutely not.
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A donation has been made
in your name
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to Merrick's
Vegan Women's Shelter.
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Thanks, Dakota, great gift.
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It's not a gift.
It's a responsibility.
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Well, thanks
for giving me one.
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Oh, hey, guess what.
It's our time slot.
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So should we--should we pause
this, head on over to the maze?
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Oh, no, no, no.
You got to open mine.
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Okay, but they won't--
they won't hold it.
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They'll just--they'll just
give it right away.
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Oh, my God, walkie-talkies.
No way!
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Yeah, you seemed
pretty bummed when the janitor
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didn't let you try his, so...
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Ah, this is truly the best.
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Seriously, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I feel like a powerful
parking attendant.
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Where's that Buick?
This lady's pissed.
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Hey, did I miss
the strippers?
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Walkie-talkies?
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Cool.
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Um...
you know what?
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Uh, we should probably
pause gifts,
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and, uh, we should play
before we lose our slot.
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Yep, you know, some people
have been saying that,
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so that's probably smart.
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Oh, um, you're probably gonna
want to open mine soon.
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I don't know how much longer--
- Keith!
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He said he wants to play!
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It's a dog.
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If you run, you are out.
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If you hold your gun sideways,
you are out.
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If you cover your sensor,
you are out.
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It's just--I didn't even know
you were coming.
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And then you kissed me.
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Now everyone knows
our business.
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I'm confused.
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You said "not at work."
We're not at work.
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Okay, but these
are work people.
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Plus, it's Matt's birthday,
and I just--
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Why does that matter?
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No, I mean, I just don't want
to pull focus from him.
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I mean,
is it that bad if people know?
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It's been two months.
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You embarrassed or something?
- Shh!
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Guys, he is explaining
the rules.
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And he said he would not
do it twice, okay?
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Come on!
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You okay, bud?
You still having a good time?
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- Uh, yeah, definitely.
- All right.
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Okay, squadron.
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In three, two, one, deploy.
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Running! You are out.
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- What? I wasn't!
- Ten minutes in the chair.
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I--
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Okay.
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Well, tonight was a bust.
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I bleached my upper lip
for nothing.
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Yeah, that's crazy.
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Guess I'll just go home,
put on "Chocolat"
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for the hundredth time,
and pretend
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Alfred Molina's mustache is...
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crawling up and down my body
like a caterpillar.
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Joyce, please,
just buy a diary.
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I'm sorry
my haunting loneliness
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is affecting your game.
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Wait, what's going on?
Why'd it do that?
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Excuse me!
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This machine's not working.
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Yeah, I'll need to get in here.
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Sick dress.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
Um...
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it's reversible.
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Oh, nice.
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I have a belt like that.
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Well, it sounds like we have
something in common.
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Yeah, that's great.
It's still not working.
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Oh, I'm Joyce--
Dr. Joyce Henderson.
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Oh, I'm Cody--
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Dr. Cody.
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What?
You--
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Oh, you're good!
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You are good.
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He's funny.
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- What up, king?
- What up, king?
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Uh, anyway, I just wanted to
quickly bark at you, big dog.
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Hey!
Dakota, I got you!
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Stop covering your sensor!
That's cheating!
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I'm not covering!
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It's a game!
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Just play by the rules
and have fun! God!
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So, yeah, look, I know
you're not Matt's biggest fan.
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But, uh, I just thought
you should know,
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between us,
that Matt actually used
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to have feelings for Serena.
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- Get out of here.
- No.
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Really? Matt?
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Yeah, so, uh, you know,
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this might just be
a little weird for him.
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You might want to tamp down
the PDA on his birthday.
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You know, I think
those feelings
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ran pretty deep,
know what I mean?
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- Got it.
- Yeah.
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Hey, it's good to know.
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Yeah.
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Really good to know.
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Dakota!
You're doing it again!
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You're deliberately breaking
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the rules!
- Ugh!
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Seriously, you don't
have to wait with me.
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I'm back in
in, like, 40 seconds.
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I just can't believe he would
blow our cover like that.
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You're getting shot.
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I wasn't ready
to go public yet,
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and then he just kisses me?
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Seriously, Brandon's just,
like, lightin' you up.
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So maybe you could
undulate a little--
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- Alex!
- Sorry.
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Okay, um, listen, I know
that it's not ideal, okay?
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But people know now.
And has anything bad happened?
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No, everything's fine.
245
00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:21,352
Okay, then what's wrong?
Do you not like him?
246
00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,062
Try to sum it up
in ten seconds.
247
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,313
I like him.
248
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,940
We're having fun.
249
00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,985
- Then what's the problem?
- I don't know.
250
00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,778
You're right.
251
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:31,988
I guess there is no problem.
- Great, we fixed it.
252
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,572
I'm back in!
Move! Move, move!
253
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,284
What's this?
What's happening?
254
00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,785
Oh, you need a battery pack.
255
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,287
Go to the front desk,
swap it out.
256
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,913
It's gonna be over by then!
257
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,040
Oh, well, you better stand
here and complain about it.
258
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,042
- Ugh, God! Get out of the way.
- No running.
259
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,460
I'm not running.
260
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,878
Alex is right.
261
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,922
There is no reason
not to give Steve a chance.
262
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,216
He's cool, he's hot,
and he likes me.
263
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,759
And you know what?
264
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,219
I'm gonna go for it.
265
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,097
Yeah.
266
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,057
So about midway through,
I got seasick,
267
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,019
and then they got seasick.
- Oh, thanks, babe.
268
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,813
Oh, Keith was just telling us
a funny story about a cruise.
269
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,606
Oh, no, I was just saying
how I was held up
270
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,983
at gunpoint on a cruise.
271
00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,609
Oh, my God.
Hilarious.
272
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,944
You guys having fun?
273
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,448
Oh, we're having
a great time.
274
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,198
Ooh.
275
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,617
Whoa, uh,
what are we doing here?
276
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,036
Oh, sorry.
277
00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,871
It's just Serena looks
so beautiful tonight.
278
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,539
Can you blame me?
279
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,499
Matt, can you blame me?
280
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,336
Oh, uh, no, she looks nice.
281
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,963
- Yeah, neat shoes.
- Okay, thanks, guys.
282
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,465
What are you doing?
283
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,091
Ooh, you are tense.
284
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,134
Oh, am I?
285
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,345
I know your body.
286
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,348
Chaplain Steve and I haven't
always gotten along.
287
00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:43,517
But now he's dating Serena,
so he must be awesome.
288
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,395
Uh, or else...
What the hell is going on?
289
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,980
Agh!
290
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,982
So, yeah,
it's been 26 minutes
291
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,985
of having a boyfriend,
and it's really good.
292
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,654
Yeah, he's being
totally normal.
293
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,324
I love it,
how normal he's being.
294
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,785
Hey, there you are.
295
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,372
Oh, you talking about me?
296
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,457
I'm just kidding.
297
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,043
Yeah, Arby's was way
too corporate, so I left.
298
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,461
Now I got more time for my art.
299
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,005
Well, sometimes
you've just got to pivot.
300
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,215
I'm not sure
what's happening right now,
301
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,217
but could you just fix
the machine?
302
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,052
When I first saw you,
I thought to myself,
303
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,888
hmm, painter or poet?
304
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,807
Well, actually, I design
stickers for skateboards--
305
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,935
mostly alien stuff
but some "South Park," too.
306
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,020
I'm pretty sure
I can find the reset button.
307
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,313
Hey, hey!
308
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,565
No one can touch
the machines but me, man.
309
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,275
Listen, I'm just
gonna finish this up
310
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,985
so this guy can stop
bitching at me.
311
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,112
Excuse me?
312
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,823
Ron, shut up
and let the man work!
313
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,493
You're being so weird.
314
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,665
- Oh, hey, want some cake?
- Sure.
315
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,919
So, uh, what's your
code name gonna be?
316
00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:52,253
My code name?
317
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,171
You know,
for the walkie-talkie.
318
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:58,759
You need a code name.
- Uh, yeah, maybe M-Mat... thew.
319
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,803
Oh, that's good.
Easy to remember.
320
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,721
And yet still
entirely mysterious.
321
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,767
Hey, you ready
to get out of here?
322
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,854
Maybe call it an early night?
- Oh, okay.
323
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,648
Yeah, um, it's ending
in a few anyway, right?
324
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,818
Uh, no, no, no, you--
you can't leave yet because...
325
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,446
uh, well, we already did gifts
and cake
326
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,198
and shucked
the celebration corn.
327
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,075
Well, we could, um,
you know, I don't know,
328
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,660
play another round.
329
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,829
I think there were a lot
of problems with the batteries.
330
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,622
Yeah, I'll--I'll pay for it,
on me, another round.
331
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,541
We can stay
for one more, yeah?
332
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,376
You--you could be a captain.
333
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,211
We'll play teams,
and you're a captain.
334
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,421
Get out.
335
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,047
I can be a captain?
336
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,509
Yeah, I'll be captain.
337
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,553
Yeah.
338
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,934
Okay, Team Matt, line up
on this side with Captain...
339
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,435
Matt.
340
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,103
Team Master Blaster
on this side
341
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,521
with Captain Steve.
342
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,064
Dang, that's
a good team name.
343
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,317
Why don't you
pick first, birthday boy?
344
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,361
Um, okay, I pick Serena.
345
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,947
- Oof, worst pick.
- Seriously?
346
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,949
Babe, come on,
you know you suck.
347
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,493
Let's not gaslight.
348
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,536
Uh, I'm gonna pick...
349
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,997
my boy Bruce!
- Oh!
350
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:14,335
- Let's go!
- Yes, let's go.
351
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,712
Yeah, I'm in a tough spot.
352
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:20,466
On one hand, all I want is for
Matt to have a great birthday.
353
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,177
And on the other,
Steve and I are
354
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,596
absolutely
gonna destroy his team.
355
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,641
Oh, man, I feel like
I can't win here--
356
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,476
except at the game,
like I said.
357
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,353
Hey, just checking in.
358
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,855
You remember what I said
about that PDA stuff, right?
359
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,857
Dude, good looking out.
360
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,859
I'm totally
in his head right now.
361
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,819
I think he might cry.
- Ah, yeah.
362
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,863
That'd be sad.
363
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:47,618
Okay, two squads will enter.
Only one will leave.
364
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:51,413
In three, two, one, deploy.
365
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,959
I need help.
Somebody help me.
366
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,753
Let's go.
367
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,214
Help. It's stuck,
and I have to go potty.
368
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,049
Sweetie,
where are your parents?
369
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,427
Is this any--
- I'm gonna have a accident.
370
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,930
Okay, let's just go
really quickly, okay?
371
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,848
Come on.
- It's not number one.
372
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,850
Oh, God, please don't
let me end up on the news.
373
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,982
Ooh, watch out with the--
374
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,733
Oh, go up.
375
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,402
Dr. Ron, you got to--
376
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,695
Just look over there.
377
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,322
Nope. Oh, darn.
378
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,448
Game over.
379
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,200
Hey, Keith,
can I see your wallet?
380
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,578
Oh, yeah.
Sure thing.
381
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,914
Ooh, better get that.
382
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,381
Who is on my ass?
383
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,966
It's me.
I'm on your ass.
384
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:46,885
No running!
385
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,971
My bad, sorry.
386
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,140
I don't take
many people back here.
387
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,727
It's kind of like my personal
corner, where I vape.
388
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,395
Well, it's very intimate.
389
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,064
Oh, damn,
Skee-Ball emergency.
390
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,108
I'll be right back.
- Okay, I'll be here.
391
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,943
Hey, Joyce--
Oh, God!
392
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,237
Uh, Joyce, did you do, like,
a-a beauty thing
393
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,656
to your--your face recently?
394
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,700
Well, if you must know,
I did do a little bleaching.
395
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,826
Why?
396
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,455
Just 'cause
you're, like, glowing.
397
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,039
Oh, no!
398
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,499
Oh, no, I look like a Lorax.
399
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,835
Do you think Cody saw?
- I don't--who's Cody?
400
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,754
The smoke show
I was just talking to.
401
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,922
Alex, get with it!
- Was he looking at your face?
402
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,966
'Cause, yeah,
he probably saw it.
403
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,635
We got to fix this.
We got to fix this.
404
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,095
Oh, no, I'm about to play,
so you--
405
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,388
Yeah, Alex,
I bleached my hoo-ha, okay?
406
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,640
You, me, bathroom!
407
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,017
I don't feel like
I can help with this.
408
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,810
Your aim is [bleep],
Pearson!
409
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,688
Don't curse!
There are kids here!
410
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,356
Only kid I see is you...
411
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,150
and, uh, this blond one
right here.
412
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,611
Ow.
What the heck?
413
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,779
You're being a jerk!
414
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,197
Even if you win this game,
415
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,282
Serena's
still gonna be with me.
416
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,993
What?
What are talking about?
417
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,164
Dude, what are you doing?
418
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,166
We're on the same team.
419
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,668
No, we're not, brother.
420
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,878
No, we're not.
421
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,257
That was for you, Matt!
422
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,842
Who was that?
Keith?
423
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,596
What, Keith?
Are you kidding me?
424
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,142
Crap!
425
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,146
Keys--rolled on my keys.
426
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,693
That's cheating!
427
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,529
- Stop being such a nerd!
- Stop doing that!
428
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,160
Come on.
429
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,620
Welp...
430
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,580
No sign of Cody
since he was called away
431
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,749
on a Skee-Ball emergency.
432
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,876
Almost certainly
an excuse to ditch me
433
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,795
after seeing
my hideous clown face.
434
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,171
Joyce...
435
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,881
Earth's fate is hanging
in the balance.
436
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,299
What was I thinking?
437
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,552
A hot, young stud like Cody?
438
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,138
God, do you know
how much confidence it takes
439
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,473
to tattoo a lizard
across your entire back?
440
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,267
Cody is a loser.
441
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,977
I am a loser.
442
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,855
I am a woman in my 50s
with her cans out
443
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,482
in an arcade that used to be
a Joe's Crab Shack.
444
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,985
I'm pathetic.
- Oh, will you stop it?
445
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,529
Now, you are an intelligent,
accomplished woman
446
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,614
who looks damn good for 50.
447
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,408
You're a bona fide catch.
448
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:18,412
Your only real crime is your
inexplicably bad taste in men.
449
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,788
Ron.
450
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,291
Forget Cody
and stop wasting my time
451
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,377
so I can get back
to playing my game.
452
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,754
Thank you.
453
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,840
You're a good friend.
454
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,551
Although a lot of what you said
was borderline inappropriate,
455
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,764
and Connor from HR
is here, so...
456
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,893
I'm walking, not running!
457
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,565
Yes! I got you, Dakota!
458
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,941
Ha!
Yes!
459
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,735
God, that felt good!
Okay.
460
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,738
Oh! Oh, my God!
461
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,197
Boys!
462
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,616
Hey, Matt! Steve!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
463
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,159
- Get off of him!
- Break it up! Break it up!
464
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,118
- Break it up! Stop!
- Okay.
465
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,495
He tackled me.
466
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,954
He's telling the truth,
but there's context.
467
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,247
Hey, hey, hey!
468
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,874
What is this,
a Dave & Buster's?
469
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,459
Game over!
Everybody out!
470
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,753
Sorry.
471
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,755
Out.
Out!
472
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,757
Out!
473
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,052
Out.
474
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,972
That was crazy.
I don't even know those guys.
475
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,600
Okay.
476
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,602
That was wack.
477
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,396
What kind of adult has
a laser-tag birthday?
478
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,106
- I thought it was fun.
- And the way he came at me?
479
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,441
Something's off with that guy.
480
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,235
Wasn't he
in a cult or something?
481
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,613
It's a homestead.
They're different... I think.
482
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,948
Whatever.
Meet me at my place?
483
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,492
I'm gonna swing by Wendy's.
484
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,618
You know what?
485
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,370
No.
486
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,247
Okay, we can go
to your place.
487
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,499
Your neighbor's cooking's
just a little pungent.
488
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,251
And not to make it
an ethnic thing--
489
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,378
No, Steve, I think we should
stop seeing each other.
490
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,839
What do you mean?
Like...
491
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,298
break up?
492
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,300
It's been fun,
but it's just not--
493
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,593
it's just not.
494
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,137
I'm sorry.
495
00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,639
Wow.
496
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,431
Okay.
497
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,016
Fine.
498
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,352
Yeah, honestly, great.
499
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,771
You know what?
Your feet are weird.
500
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,940
Okay, yeah, whatever, dude.
501
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,233
I'm not the only one
that thinks it.
502
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,776
- I'll see you later.
- I'm--
503
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,738
All right, come on!
We were kidding.
504
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,907
We didn't mean any of that.
Come on!
505
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,285
Serena!
506
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,205
She's good.
507
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,584
Just give her a second
to cool down.
508
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,298
Ooh!
509
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,594
Oh!
510
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,264
I did it!
511
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,182
I'm the new high score!
512
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,642
Hell, yeah!
513
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,228
Whoo!
514
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,900
Hey, uh, thanks for having
my back in the maze.
515
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,860
Eh, happy to do it.
516
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,111
Always looking out
for you, man.
517
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,487
Thanks.
518
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,573
Uh, so you feel ready
to talk about your hair?
519
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,742
- What's wrong with my hair?
- You know what?
520
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,620
Let's save it for tomorrow,
end on a high.
521
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,954
First birthday was okay.
522
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,332
I, uh, got beat up, kicked out.
523
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,292
Random dog chewed through
a bunch of the presents.
524
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,960
So not exactly what I thought--
525
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,713
Mat-thew, do you copy?
Mat-thew?
526
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,007
It's Sere-na.
527
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,010
Oh, uh, yeah,
go for Mat-thew.
528
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,137
I took one
so we can talk at work,
529
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,389
pretend to be spies
or whatever.
530
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,766
Oh, uh, uh, cool.
531
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,893
That's--that's great.
532
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,271
Hey, sorry about Steve.
He was such a dick.
533
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,650
Oh, no, he wasn't
one of--one of those.
534
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,235
Also, happy birthday, Matty.
535
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,613
I had a really great time.
536
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,658
Okay, over and out.
537
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:43,992
Thanks.
538
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,788
Uh, over and out.
539
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,960
Uh, anyway,
what was I talking about?
540
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,420
{\an8}Um, first birthday...
541
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,881
{\an8}pretty great.
542
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,301
{\an8}Yes, Ron can be
a "grumpelstiltskin."
543
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,346
{\an8}But, uh, he speaks the truth.
544
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:08,016
{\an8}And I do not need to hook up
with a young arcade guy
545
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,602
{\an8}just to make myself
feel better.
546
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,479
{\an8}I mean, sure,
the attention was nice,
547
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,564
{\an8}but that's all it was.
548
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,108
{\an8}So now I'm gonna go home.
549
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:20,070
{\an8}I'm gonna watch "Chocolat"
and call it a win.
550
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:24,282
{\an8}I know my worth,
and it's very empowering.
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