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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,540 I'm shocked, not deaf, Les. I'll make sure I heard you correctly. Bailey, what 2 00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:05,900 happened? I don't know, Andy. 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,820 I thought I gave the tickets to Les, but he didn't have them. I'm so sorry. 4 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:13,080 It's okay, Bailey. We'll figure something out. 5 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:15,140 I told you those were some hot tickets. 6 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:17,840 Les, not now. 7 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,240 It's fine. 8 00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:22,740 As long as we have some time before the finalists get here, we should be able to 9 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:23,740 fix this. 10 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:25,840 Too late. 11 00:00:27,759 --> 00:00:31,320 Must be our contest finalist. Yeah, we're here for the Super Champ tickets. 12 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:33,740 How's the contest going to work? 13 00:00:34,420 --> 00:00:38,560 Listen, girls, I'd like you to meet Dr. Johnny Fever. 14 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:42,220 He's going to take you to his DJ booth and explain all the contest rules to 15 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:43,860 Okay. 16 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:46,280 I need you to keep them occupied. 17 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:54,420 You want me to keep these two young, beautiful, excited girls occupied? 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 It's just some kind of static. 19 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:03,460 Okay, 20 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:09,080 Andy. 21 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,260 I'll do this one for you, but you and me. 22 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,500 Ready? 23 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,300 Let me tell you about the challenge. 24 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,860 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, what's happening, baby? 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,400 Hey, Vena. 26 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:22,360 What? Will you do me a favor? 27 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,320 The concert takes three minutes. 28 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:25,839 Don't mind. 29 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 30 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:28,510 I need your help on this one. 31 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:30,370 I need you to go down to the stadium. 32 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,150 Someway, somehow, you gotta come up with two tickets to front row seats, baby. 33 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,010 Fine, but you owe me. 34 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,830 Yeah, I've heard that one a lot today. 35 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:44,870 Les, Bailey, listen, I need you to go through this entire office and see if 36 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:45,910 can find those tickets somewhere. 37 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,250 Okay. Got it. 38 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:58,899 Hello, baby. 39 00:01:58,900 --> 00:01:59,900 The doctor is in. 40 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,740 This is the doctor, Johnny Fever, and I got the prescription you've been looking 41 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:07,360 for. So act crass, say yes, give me some tucking head, kiss my six, and let me 42 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,880 slide into your velvet underground. 43 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,540 This is the day, the big day, the day you've been waiting for. This is Super 44 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:13,540 Tramp Day. 45 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:16,620 And I've got two hot young fathers here for me to choose. Who has won the front 46 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,820 row tickets to see the one, the only, Super Tramp. So what do you have to say 47 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:20,820 for yourselves? 48 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:26,880 All right, that's what I thought. Are you girls ready to rock and roll? 49 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,180 Yes! 50 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,680 You girls are a real scream, you know that? 51 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,820 Okay, okay, all right. Contestant number one. 52 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,880 What's your name? 53 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,560 Um, Bianca. 54 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:45,520 Bianca, why do you think you deserve the super tramp ticket? 55 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:51,080 Well, because I really, really love them, and I myself am a total super 56 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,520 Excuse me? 57 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,480 I'm a huge super tramp. 58 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:59,200 I just love the taste of it. 59 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,840 Big. Sucks. 60 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:02,800 Thank you, contestant number one. 61 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:04,140 Thank you. Thank you very much. 62 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:07,060 All right, let's talk to contestant number two. Contestant number two. 63 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,280 Contestant number two, what is your name? 64 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,720 Simone. Simone. 65 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,840 And I'm a bigger super tramp than her. 66 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:16,140 I'll demolish any cock that comes my way. 67 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,840 Get cocked on the air? 68 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,260 You're probably just for saying booger. 69 00:03:22,609 --> 00:03:25,590 Sorry, folks, I'm having some technical difficulties. Now, while I decide which 70 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:28,590 one of these girls to give it to, I mean, which girl I decide to give the 71 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:32,270 to, I'm going to play some music to keep your eardrums throbbing. 72 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:37,230 This is the doctor, and I've got some physical to do. 73 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:43,910 Okay, ladies, who wants to talk about this concert ticket? 74 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,260 No, no, no. 75 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:00,600 Yeah, all right, girls. Let me see those tits. 76 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:02,220 Yeah, let me see. 77 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:04,180 Oh, 78 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,360 yeah, it's like modeling. 79 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,460 Yeah. 80 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:10,620 Show Johnny. 81 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:14,940 Show Johnny Fever. Oh, yeah, you can flip them pants off. Yeah, 82 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:16,980 just go ahead and flip them off. 83 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,020 Let's see who's the super tramp here. 84 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,400 Oh, yeah. 85 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,340 Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's the contest. 86 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:25,860 I'm dresser. Yeah. 87 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:37,840 You want my hands up? 88 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,660 You want them up? 89 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,400 Yeah? 90 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:42,960 Yeah, yeah. 91 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:44,720 Oh, yeah, take them up. 92 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,180 That's a dying voice. 93 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,400 Oh yeah. 94 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,680 That's a dying voice. 95 00:07:09,810 --> 00:07:13,510 Where are you coming? 96 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:15,950 Truly, 97 00:07:16,910 --> 00:07:18,830 this is going to be a tough contest to judge. 98 00:08:14,659 --> 00:08:16,760 You are a super champ. 99 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,840 I imagine you're going to disappear. 100 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,840 Yeah. 101 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:06,940 Yeah. 102 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,960 Johnny likes it. Yeah. 103 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,640 Yeah. 104 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,380 She's winning. 105 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,620 She's winning right now. 106 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,960 Looks like number one. 107 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,710 like your friend's pussy. 108 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,699 Come on. 109 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,220 Up to the desk. 110 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,320 I want it. 111 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:22,560 Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Oh 112 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,560 my fucking God. 113 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,960 Put it back in. Put it back in. 114 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,300 That's good. 115 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,920 That's good. 116 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,200 That should be. 117 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,020 Oh, my God. 118 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,610 Yeah. Yeah. 119 00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:53,300 Give her that big dick. 120 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:01,750 I'll take it. 121 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,730 Johnny loves you, baby. 122 00:30:19,310 --> 00:30:20,690 Where's Milo from, Johnny? 123 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:06,040 Now you fucking take my... 124 00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:27,350 Yeah. Fuck yeah. 125 00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:29,310 Yeah. 126 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,240 Oh, yeah. Fuck this. 127 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,080 Oh, yeah. 128 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400 Almost there. 129 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:07,900 One more time. 130 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,100 One more time. I'm running around. There you go. Stick it in. A couple times. 131 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,200 One more time. 132 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,120 Oh! 133 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,340 will be fuming mad when she finds out about this. 134 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:22,520 Yes, sir, I do believe she will. No tickets for a ticket giveaway? 135 00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:28,180 When she gets angry, oh, she makes Stalin look like a heavily mustached 136 00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:29,180 pussycat. 137 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,860 Maybe she won't find out. Oh, she will. She finds out about everything. 138 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:38,500 She found out about the mayor's interview fiasco. She found out about 139 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:43,820 promotion fiasco. The fiasco when we hired a dog to do a show. Oh, she'll 140 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:45,760 out. There's a lot of fiascos. 141 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:47,660 And those are just the ones lately. 142 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,560 Oh, yeah, she'll find out. 143 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,700 Well, if she finds out, I'm just going to have to bite the bullet and go over 144 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,400 there to myself and try to smooth things over with her. Well, you're going to 145 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,740 have to bite a lot more than that to smooth this over. 146 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:12,400 I don't 147 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,279 see them anywhere. 148 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280 Me either. 149 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,740 I think we should speak quietly, just in case there's a communist fly. 150 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,760 I read the KGB uses bugs now. 151 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:23,420 If we're quiet, we may hear the buzzing. 152 00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:30,280 What? Could be the flies, the mosquitoes, the beetles. 153 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,980 Any bugs whatsoever, Nikki read. 154 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,280 Bless, I don't think it was the Russians. And I don't think those 155 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,340 even in this office anymore. 156 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,060 Did you check the filing cabinet? 157 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,340 No, not yet. 158 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:00,350 What's again? 159 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,510 Sir. 160 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,250 I think I got something. Me too. 161 00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:21,770 Oh, yeah. 162 00:40:39,410 --> 00:40:40,410 Oh, yeah. 163 00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:42,110 Ah. 164 00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:52,440 I want you to lick my pussy. 165 00:50:19,299 --> 00:50:21,020 Just a little harder. 166 00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:35,980 Oh, yeah. 167 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,260 Oh, fuck yeah. 168 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,960 Oh, that's what I need, baby. I need your big cock inside me. 169 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,180 Nice and deep like that. 170 00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:46,140 Baby. 171 00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:48,100 Such a bad little girl. 172 00:50:48,740 --> 00:50:50,980 Oh, yeah, I have. Fuck yeah. 173 00:50:51,420 --> 00:50:52,420 Oh. 174 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,700 Oh, yeah. You like that? 175 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,300 Yeah, baby, I like that. 176 00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:59,640 Fucking beautiful big cock. 177 00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:36,450 Yeah, you know I like it fucking hard and dirty. 178 00:51:37,350 --> 00:51:38,810 Yeah, you know I do. 179 00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:44,010 Dirty little whore that I am. 180 01:02:27,370 --> 01:02:28,870 No luck. No luck with what? 181 01:02:29,330 --> 01:02:30,330 Tickets. 182 01:02:32,170 --> 01:02:34,570 We could not find them. Not even one of them. 183 01:02:34,810 --> 01:02:36,710 One of what? The tickets, of course. 184 01:02:37,030 --> 01:02:38,030 Hey, babies. 185 01:02:38,270 --> 01:02:39,350 Those girls are crazy. 186 01:02:40,070 --> 01:02:41,770 I could only hold them off a bit longer. 187 01:02:42,090 --> 01:02:45,150 Then one of you is going to have to find Johnny's dealer and tell him Johnny's 188 01:02:45,150 --> 01:02:46,150 running late. 189 01:02:46,170 --> 01:02:47,250 Hold them off from what? 190 01:02:47,870 --> 01:02:49,350 From asking about those tickets, of course. 191 01:02:51,010 --> 01:02:52,150 Has Mama called yet? 192 01:02:52,850 --> 01:02:54,190 Anybody have any luck with those tickets? 193 01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:55,448 No, no luck. 194 01:02:55,450 --> 01:02:56,770 Not us, Andy. We tried. 195 01:02:59,450 --> 01:03:01,850 Well, I could probably handle both of those problems. If I get someone to come 196 01:03:01,850 --> 01:03:04,510 to the studio, I'll make sure my jizz is flowing by 2 .30. I mean, Andy. 197 01:03:06,910 --> 01:03:07,910 Now, 198 01:03:08,110 --> 01:03:14,910 will someone please tell me what's going on? 199 01:03:16,230 --> 01:03:19,290 Well, we can't find our front row tickets to Super Tramp anywhere. We've 200 01:03:19,290 --> 01:03:22,710 contest finalists waiting in the other room over there. Mother Carlson's going 201 01:03:22,710 --> 01:03:24,710 to be calling any second now. I want to know what's going on. 202 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,500 That's what our problem is. 203 01:03:26,860 --> 01:03:28,300 Why didn't you just say something? 204 01:03:28,620 --> 01:03:29,620 One second. 205 01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:42,200 Hello, Rick. 206 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,180 Hi, it's Jennifer calling. 207 01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:48,680 I miss you too. How's the tour going? 208 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,920 I see. 209 01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:56,020 Well, okay, so I know you're in Cincinnati. Do you think I could get two 210 01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:57,520 row tickets for tonight's show? 211 01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:01,460 Great. Do you think you could leave them at will call? 212 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:06,420 Perfect. Maybe I'll come by you later and give you a little something, you 213 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,040 Bye. 214 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,000 Voila. Just like that. Just like that. 215 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:14,320 We have our tickets. You have your tickets. 216 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,600 What's everyone standing around for? 217 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,820 I'm glad you're all here. I got a big announcement to make. 218 01:04:25,220 --> 01:04:27,100 Got a new sponsor for today's show. 219 01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:31,800 Tony's Trumpet Emporium. Guess what you're slogan is. 220 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,660 Blow it, and you'll taste the difference. 221 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:36,618 Good, huh? 222 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:38,100 Huh, guys? Yeah, right. 223 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,520 What? 224 01:04:39,980 --> 01:04:40,980 What? 225 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,060 Herb, I think I'm gonna have to make you WKRPs. 226 01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:51,570 Senior sales manager. 227 01:04:55,310 --> 01:04:56,310 Wait a minute. 228 01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:58,170 I am the senior sales manager. 229 01:04:58,850 --> 01:04:59,850 Andy! 15458