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Cool.
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Thank you.
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That's a good one.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Oh, yeah, go deep. Go real deep.
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Both of them.
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Take this part out.
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Oh, there's no way that's going to fit
in there.
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That's what I thought.
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What?
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My God.
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It's like rewinding a birthing video.
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Yeah. Watch this.
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Okay, okay. That does not look hygienic.
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Now that, that's the kind of girl you
bring home to your mom.
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Yeah, sure.
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If your mom's Ron Jeremy.
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Say, Joe.
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Is there a girl coming over? Or is this
going to turn out being another one of
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those nights that we promised we'd never
tell anybody about?
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Don't worry, buddy.
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There's the freakiest, nastiest girl I
know. She's on her way over here right
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now. And she intends on making you into
a man.
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Oh, great. So it's not only my bachelor
party, it's also my bar mitzvah.
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I didn't know you were Jewish.
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Another virgin piña colada.
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Oh, I do.
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But it better be stronger than that last
virgin daiquiri.
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Delicious. And look, the straw just
shaped like a little... Oh, let me
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Penises.
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Yeah, that's funny, right?
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Why does everything at a bachelorette
party have to be penis tapes?
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I don't know. It's festive.
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Have you ever really looked at those
things?
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They look like sea monsters.
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And just because we're at a bachelorette
party, everything has to be penis
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-shaped and we're all penis -crazed and
everything.
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I don't know. I guess I never really
thought about it.
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Well, I, for one, prefer the female
form.
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It's just much more beautiful.
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Look at Rochelle here.
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I just can't keep my hands over her.
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That must be him.
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Wait, did I remember to change the
toilet paper roll?
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Relax, Monica. It's time to party.
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Hey, Freebie, where'd you find this guy
at, anyways?
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Just knocked on his door.
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Uh -huh. Huh?
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Yeah, it's that guy from the building
over there, you know?
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The one who's always naked?
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What? The super naked guy?
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His name is Solomon.
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He's nice.
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He said he'd do it for free.
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If you could keep the videotape for as
real before you open the door, can we
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please get this?
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Hello, lady.
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Let me introduce you to my personal
assistant,
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Shamu. Is there... Somebody else coming?
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No, that's what I call my penis.
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Why Shamu?
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Because the spectators in the first five
rows always end up getting wet.
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I hope you're ready for that.
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Got any other names for any of your
other body parts?
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My balls.
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I call them sweet and nice.
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And now you know how low God is, don't
you?
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Yeah, I was wondering about that. Is
that a birth defect, or was there an
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accident, or what?
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I was cut in a tornado when I was really
young.
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I haven't been the same ever since.
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Girls are in luck.
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Do you recognize this song?
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I think it's Huey Lewis and the News,
right?
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That's a good guess, but it's wrong.
It's an African song of seduction.
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Nabutu tribesmen of the Cameroon played
outside the hut of newlyweds.
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It may be the sexiest song of...
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Ooh, is that wine?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Why don't you take the flan to go?
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Oh, please, we have this.
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Come on.
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Yeah, you can even keep the plate. Yep.
Yeah.
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Yeah, you just go ahead. Thank you.
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And it was very nice meeting you and
Shamu. And yeah, you have a
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great day.
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We'll see you later.
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You know what?
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I don't care if Monica thinks you're a
loser.
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You're still my best man.
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Man. Dude, you need to slow down.
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She's gonna be here any minute.
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You get it together.
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Shut up.
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You know me.
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Oh, Joe.
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Yeah? Is this, uh, angry Sandler or
happy Sandler?
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This is vomiting, Sandler. Bathroom,
now, now.
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Sorry, buddy.
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I know this is your night, but I can't
let a stripper go unbanged in good
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conscience.
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Hey, Ross's mom.
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Hello.
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Hey, Ross's mom, you're looking hot.
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Oh, let's not make this weird. Call me
Judy.
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Okay.
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I like that. I like that. Yeah.
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Bite on them a little bit. Yeah.
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Mmm.
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I don't know if you're able to see it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh my god.
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You turn that way.
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Put your fingers in.
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Yes, put your fingers in.
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Make them wet with your mouth.
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Yes, let him back in.
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No.
120
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I think this car could be right inside
of me now.
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Mmm Mmm
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Oh, yeah.
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You like your bath bomb.
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Oh, goodness.
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What the...
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He's gonna be standing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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My back's all the way down to the mat.
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All right.
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Make it wet with your mat.
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Get wet with your mat.
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Right there.
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Like that.
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Fuck you.
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the fun was great but that's the bedroom
now it's time for the finale yeah
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let's get this party started
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Monica. It's your party. My party. Yeah.
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Ha!
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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Hey, where were you last night? You
missed a party.
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You could have banged Ross's mom. I
mean, he missed you, man.
146
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:26,840
Well, I was busy rekindling with Carol.
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Oh, that's great.
148
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,380
Did she decide the whole lesbian thing
really isn't for her?
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Oh, no. She's still into girls, but
she's someone she's desperate. She's
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to use me for sex.
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That's so beautiful. Like a crab.
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01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:42,238
Hey, baby.
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01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,240
How was your party?
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Maybe ask somebody who was conscious for
the whole thing.
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01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,360
How was yours?
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01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:55,200
Oh, you know, we just sat around,
sipping drinks, talking girly stuff. I
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01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:59,520
what do you think? We had a greased -up
firefighter dancing around the living
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room with us?
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01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,320
Hey, I'm just asking. I'm just asking.
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01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:06,600
I don't know, but I had the weirdest
dream with your mom last night.
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Really?
162
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,300
That is weird. What happened?
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You don't want to know.
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I'm just glad all this is over with.
We're getting married next week.
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How exciting is that?
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I can barely contain myself.
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Hey.
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What's that?
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No!
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