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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,300 It's like you're caught for hours 2 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:47,280 No, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. 3 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:52,420 You think you want to suck your cock? Oh, my tongue went up and down. 4 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,400 Oh, yes. 5 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:23,140 Yeah. 6 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:06,580 Oh, yeah. 7 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,380 Yeah. 8 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,600 I have a fucking tongue all over you. 9 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,180 Oh, yeah. Oh, 10 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:32,900 yeah. 11 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,460 Where is Sookie Stackhouse? 12 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,960 Who? 13 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,240 Where is Sookie Stackhouse? Who? 14 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,880 Hey, Sam. 15 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,440 Hey, Sookie. How are you? 16 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,220 Well, how else could I be? 17 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,320 Things are getting really weird around here. 18 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:32,760 Lafayette is missing. 19 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,700 Yeah, that's weird. 20 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,020 Not the fact that half my clientele is made up of vampires now. 21 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:39,420 Sam! 22 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,920 Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot about that mind -reading thing. 23 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,880 Well, I'll forgive you if you let me take some time off to go see Bill. 24 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:47,780 Bill? 25 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,520 You want to go see Bill right now? 26 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:53,200 You don't think that it's a little sunny outside? 27 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,600 Well, for your information, I was going to take off early today and surprise him 28 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,600 when he gets up this evening. 29 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,900 Well, Tara's in there, and she's very worried about her missing cousin. 30 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:08,090 Fine, fine. Go. 31 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:09,450 With my blessing. 32 00:23:09,730 --> 00:23:11,110 Thanks, Sam. I'll go tell Tara. 33 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:16,270 Yeah, sure. Hey, Sam, can I have some time off? 34 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:18,430 Sure, take your time off. No worries. 35 00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:21,210 Sam, do you mind filling out the deposit tickets and making deposits? 36 00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:24,350 Sure, even though I'm the boss, I'll make a deposit. Sure, no worries. Sam, 37 00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:27,330 you mind taking out the garbage? Oh, hell, no worries. You always talk to 38 00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:29,650 yourself or only while you're loathing your own existence? 39 00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:31,690 Oh, yeah. 40 00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,610 What are you doing here? 41 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,580 Is that any way to treat a former lover of Fido? 42 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,760 What are you doing here, and how'd you find me? 43 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,140 How dare you think it's all about you? 44 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:47,260 You, my pet, were just a palate cleanser in my eternal feast. 45 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,040 I didn't come back for you, silly. 46 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,460 Why are you here? 47 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,520 These questions are boring me, Sam. 48 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:02,380 All right, okay, okay, okay. All right, okay, stop. 49 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:03,640 No reason to go all that far. 50 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:05,210 Okay? Calm down. 51 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,490 Oh. I think you should go. 52 00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:11,770 Or maybe I should have my leftovers. 53 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:00,850 Sticky, listen to me. 54 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:02,930 I want you to go inside. I want you to call the police. 55 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:04,450 Under no circumstances. 56 00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:08,230 Please say it's not Lafayette. 57 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:10,530 Please say it's not Lafayette. 58 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,290 No, Tara, don't go. 59 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:21,110 Oh, no. 60 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,670 Oh, God, no. 61 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,340 Hera, I'm so sorry. 62 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,840 I promise I'm going to do whatever it takes to find out who did this to 63 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,760 Lafayette, if it's the last thing that I do. 64 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,980 I'm going to go back inside. 65 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,140 I need to figure out what I'm going to do. 66 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,800 I'll come with you. No thanks. 67 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,900 I really need to be alone right now. 68 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,320 I'll call you later to make sure you're okay. 69 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,140 Bill, something horrible has happened. 70 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,760 Is everything all right? 71 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,280 Do you need me? 72 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,160 Yes, I need you to come take me to Fantasia right away. 73 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,400 Come quickly. 74 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,940 I came as soon as I could. 75 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,400 What happened? 76 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,800 I'll explain on the way. 77 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:27,880 I'm done here, little lady. 78 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:29,480 You have a good night. 79 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,940 Really? Have a good night? 80 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,440 Fucking sang -banger. 81 00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,140 Phil, no. 82 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,860 If it isn't Dracula and Juliet. 83 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:53,540 You two go together like... Like... Well, you don't, but it's cute. 84 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,000 What are you doing here with your human, Bill? 85 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,140 A terrible crime was committed in Vaughn's home. 86 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,560 Sookie wanted to come and ask some questions. 87 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:05,940 Well, isn't it convenient that Nancy Drew won't even have to ask? 88 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,440 What are you going to do, sweetheart? 89 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,660 Dig through the minds of everyone in my club? 90 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,700 With all due respect, Pam, yes, that's my plan exactly. 91 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,260 It's better than sitting around doing nothing while someone's ripping the 92 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:17,940 out of innocent people right out of their chest. 93 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,500 Be my guest, sweetheart. 94 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:30,680 Bill, don't let anything get out of hand. 95 00:28:50,489 --> 00:28:55,430 That should taste real good. 96 00:28:57,670 --> 00:29:02,590 Oh shit. 97 00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:36,050 Sorry, Tara. 98 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:37,910 Hey, I heard what happened. 99 00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:40,170 I just wanted to come by and say I'm sorry. 100 00:29:40,930 --> 00:29:43,070 I just can't believe this is happening. 101 00:29:43,590 --> 00:29:44,590 I know. 102 00:29:45,070 --> 00:29:47,490 Come here. Can I tell you something, though? 103 00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:52,290 Ever since I joined my support group, right? Jason, did you come over here to 104 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:56,390 preach to me? Because right now is not the time for me to come to God when the 105 00:29:56,390 --> 00:29:59,290 only thing that I can think about is killing the motherfucker who did it. 106 00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:01,970 whoa, whoa. I'm just trying to help you. But I can't do that if you're going to 107 00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:02,709 push me away. 108 00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:04,190 Well, maybe I don't need your help. 109 00:30:04,490 --> 00:30:05,970 Fine then, maybe I'll just leave. 110 00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:07,170 Fine then, go. 111 00:30:07,870 --> 00:30:08,870 Wait, Jason. 112 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:17,770 I really don't want to be alone right now. 113 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:16,950 plot. 114 00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:15,230 oh oh 115 00:35:38,629 --> 00:35:41,430 um um 116 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:09,950 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 117 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,380 Thank you. 118 00:37:12,779 --> 00:37:14,180 . . 119 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:27,280 . 120 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,080 Wow. 121 00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,230 Oh, yeah. 122 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,600 Fuck the table. 123 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:50,230 Thank you. 124 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:08,760 Oh, fuck. 125 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,780 Suki, is everything all right? Did you hear something? 126 00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:46,680 Bill, Eric knows something. 127 00:52:47,060 --> 00:52:48,800 But I can't read all of his thoughts. Why? 128 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,640 I'm over a century old. 129 00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:53,220 He's my elder. 130 00:52:53,740 --> 00:52:55,480 Probably figured out a way to stop mind readers. 131 00:52:58,960 --> 00:52:59,980 I'm going over there. 132 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,900 Suki, no. 133 00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:04,200 You have no idea what he's capable of. 134 00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:06,420 He's my sheriff. 135 00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:08,060 It's not a good idea. 136 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,840 But I've got to. 137 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,400 It's the only way to get answers. 138 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,600 Sookie, don't. 139 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,800 Is there a problem here? 140 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,440 As a matter of fact, there is. 141 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:20,400 Bill, haven't you tamed your human by now? 142 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,440 You're hiding something, aren't you? You know something about Lafayette's death. 143 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,680 Sookie, that's enough. 144 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:27,920 Yes, Sookie, that is enough. 145 00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:32,620 I don't take kindly to humans coming into my bar trying to invade my mind and 146 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:34,220 accusing me of God knows what. 147 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,840 Get her out of here. I'll let it go this time, Bill. 148 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,020 The next time your human gets out of line, she's mine. 149 00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:45,600 Thought she'd be a little bit more educated to the consequences by now. 150 00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:09,280 Um, you're in a bar. The door is open. 151 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:10,600 What is going on? 152 00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:12,600 Oh, Jason? 153 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,400 Um, Jason just came over to comfort me. 154 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,160 Yeah, comfort my ass. 155 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,700 Well, I came by to see how Tara was, but apparently the answer is horizontal. 156 00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:28,200 But luckily, Jason, since you're here, I can ask you some questions about 157 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,200 Lafayette. 158 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:31,360 Questions about Lafayette? 159 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,040 Like what? 160 00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:34,760 I went to Fantasia last night. 161 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,080 Damn it, Sookie! 162 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,660 You know how I feel about that place. 163 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:41,540 My support group says that place ain't nothing but a den for darkness and evil. 164 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:44,600 I had to go get information or else this will continue to happen. Fucking ass 165 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,680 Bill! You know he's one of them famed fuckers. 166 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,920 Jason! 167 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,000 What? And just why are you getting so defensive? 168 00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:53,540 Look, I'm just saying. 169 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,280 Look, ever since I joined my support group, right? Oh, here we go with this 170 00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,480 goddamn shit again. 171 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:03,640 I'm so tired of hearing about this support group shit. That group more like 172 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,560 First it's them bloodsuckers, then it's the black folks. Next thing you know, 173 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,200 Kanye West back on TV saying something crazy again. It's just a circle of 174 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:11,999 fucking hate. 175 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000 Let him finish. 176 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,500 Thank you. 177 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:21,380 Anyways, as I was saying, since I joined my support group, I feel like now I can 178 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:22,380 open up to people, right? 179 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,660 And just how much did you open up to them, Jason? 180 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,640 Yeah, Jason, just how much. And did you tell them about Lafayette selling you 181 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:30,640 that vampire blood? 182 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,110 Huh? Did you? Did you tell them that he supplies you with that V? 183 00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,450 Alright. 184 00:55:39,090 --> 00:55:43,930 What happened? I started telling the support group about my experience, you 185 00:55:43,930 --> 00:55:44,990 know, with taking the V. 186 00:55:45,730 --> 00:55:48,650 Trust me, I didn't want to, but I felt like I had to. 187 00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:50,900 Bye. Bye. 188 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,740 I'm not as sloppy like that. 189 00:58:12,170 --> 00:58:13,170 Yeah. 190 00:58:52,330 --> 00:58:53,750 Looking just harder? Yeah. 13187