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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:05,840 I just went through a tough breakup and was feeling very low, just like a big 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,860 old pile of crap. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:12,200 But as the great Angela Bassett once said, I'm Stella and I'm going to get my 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,200 groove back. 5 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:18,160 I deserve to be happy and I am going to put myself back out there. Well, lucky 6 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,160 me. 7 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,760 Matt is throwing his birthday party at a downtown lounge. 8 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:25,940 So I am going to go in, I'm going to have a few drinks, and I'm going to let 9 00:00:25,940 --> 00:00:30,140 every available bachelor know that Big J is looking for a D. 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,200 A date. 11 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:36,020 Time to slay. 12 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:40,960 Oh, hey, hi. 13 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:43,300 What the is that? 14 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:56,080 What up? It's my birthday. Another trip around the sun, allegedly. 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:57,660 No, I think that's real. 16 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:01,880 But back home, we didn't recognize birthdays, so this is actually my first 17 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,200 celebrating it. I'm pretty stoked. 18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,620 Got one of those posters that people can write funny birthday messages on. 19 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,760 Huh. 20 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:15,120 Looks like Kinko sent me the wrong one, but big day for Reginald. Congrats, bud. 21 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:18,740 That's right. 22 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,160 Yuck it up. My embarrassment is your sick entertainment. 23 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,800 Overdressed a tad, are we? 24 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:28,460 I thought Laser Lounge was going to be some kind of swanky cocktail lounge 25 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:33,060 filled with velvet and Russian chest hair. So much for getting my groove 26 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:36,620 Well, do what I do. You say happy birthday, get in a picture, prove you 27 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:40,120 there. Before you know it, you're back in the car racing Uber Eats to your 28 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,800 door. Oh, I can't do that. 29 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,000 That would be devastated if I left. I am his hero. Well, I'm going to be here 18 30 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 minutes. 31 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,610 And, wait, is that Space Invaders? 32 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:55,710 Before med school, I had a job at Gio's Pizza. They had a Space Invaders right 33 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:57,890 near the front. I played all the time. 34 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,210 Even got the high score. 35 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:00,590 Those were the days. 36 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:03,510 Young, free, not a care in the world. 37 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:07,190 I think that high score was probably the greatest moment in my life. 38 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,110 Didn't you get married and have kids? 39 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:10,410 I said what I said. 40 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:16,630 Why are you dressed like a stagehand? To blend in with the maze. 41 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,360 What, you think I'm going to wear white under a black light and expose my 42 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,460 position? I feel like you've been here, Serena. 43 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,800 I don't want people to think I've been here. 44 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,560 Oh, yeah, I know Laser Lounge very well. 45 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:31,140 Luke and Ella have birthday parties here almost every other week. They come, 46 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,100 they play, and I get to stand off to the side and hold the coats. 47 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,360 But not today. 48 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,920 Oh, no, today I'm going to make that maze my bitch. 49 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,360 What? He's not my kid. 50 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,520 Man, I never realized Matt had so many friends. 51 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,860 Yeah, well, he doesn't. I blasted his invite to the hospital WhatsApp, said 52 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:52,780 there'd be free food and cash prizes, and look at what happened. 53 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,740 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you made it. 54 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,400 And, um, I'm sorry, who are you again? Look, Matt's been dealt a tough hand. 55 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,880 Pale, weak constitution. 56 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:05,320 I mean, his hair is doing something absolutely unhinged this year. It's all 57 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:05,978 the card. 58 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:08,320 All to say, I just want to make sure he has a great birthday. 59 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:11,260 Poor kid. All right, looks like Brandon got me... 60 00:03:12,209 --> 00:03:13,730 Two Target gift cards. 61 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:18,010 Yeah, one of those has $11 on it, and the other one has $7 or $8 or something. 62 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:19,228 Thanks, Brandon. 63 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:20,970 All right, all right, all right. My next, my next. 64 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:26,710 This is a very thoughtful gift for my little Dorito -loving friend here. 65 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:32,450 Hi, Matt. On behalf of the entire Frito -Lay family, I want to wish you a happy 66 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:35,090 birthday. Stay snackin'. Oh, wow. 67 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:36,430 I know. 68 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:41,370 Who was that? Well, I figured that as a Dorito freak, you'd get a kick out of a 69 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:43,670 message from the CEO of Frito -Lay. 70 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:48,370 But I couldn't get him, so that's the coordinating manager of online ad sales. 71 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:54,730 Wow. And Doritos are the triangle -shaped chips, right? Yes, Matt. You're 72 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,010 obsessed with those. You love those. 73 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,270 Yeah. 74 00:03:57,910 --> 00:04:00,290 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 75 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:02,029 That's okay. 76 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:03,190 Oh, wow. You look really nice. 77 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,290 Thank you. So do you. 78 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:06,630 I'm going to get a refill. 79 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,510 Can I get you anything? 80 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:16,050 Well, actually, I have a bottle of wine hidden in a fake plant by the front 81 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:19,350 door. We could crack that baby open and drink it in the bathroom. 82 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:22,650 Oh, yeah. Actually, I don't drink, Joyce. 83 00:04:24,570 --> 00:04:25,870 Wait, why do you know my name? 84 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:28,650 It's me, Connor. 85 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:31,030 I'm from HR. I started last week. 86 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:34,840 Yeah. And that was a test, and you passed. 87 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,220 Oh, great. 88 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,060 Oh, let me introduce you to my wife. Absolutely not. 89 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:43,880 A donation has been made in your name to Merrick's Vegan Women's Shelter. 90 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:45,860 Thanks, Dakota. Great gift. It's not a gift. 91 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,080 It's a responsibility. 92 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,420 Well, thanks for giving me one. Oh, hey. 93 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,740 Guess what? It's our time slot, so should we pause this, head on over to 94 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:54,740 maze? Oh, no. 95 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,380 Okay, but they won't hold it. They'll just give it right away. Oh, my God. 96 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,820 Walkie -talkies. No way. 97 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,240 And you seem pretty bummed with the janitor. Didn't let you try his, though. 98 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,160 This is truly the best. Seriously, thank you. You're like a powerful parking 99 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,360 attendant. Where's that Buick? This lady's pissed. 100 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,540 Hey, I missed the shippers. 101 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:17,340 Walkie -talkies? 102 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:20,260 Cool. 103 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:29,240 You know what? We should probably pause GIF and we should play before we lose 104 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,120 our slides. You know, some people have been saying that, so that's probably 105 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,100 smart. You're probably going to want to open mine soon. 106 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:37,060 I don't know how much longer... Pete! 107 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,540 He said he wants to play! 108 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 It's a dog. 109 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,500 If you run, you are out. 110 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,460 If you hold your gun sideways, you are out. 111 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,300 If you cover your sensor, you are out. 112 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:56,980 I didn't even know you were coming, and then you kicked me. Now everyone knows 113 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:57,980 our business. 114 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,260 I'm confused. 115 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:01,040 You said not at work. 116 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,320 We're not at work. Okay, but these are work people. 117 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:07,960 Plus, it's Matt's birthday, and I just... Why does that matter? 118 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,560 No, I mean, I just don't want to pull focus from him. 119 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,920 I mean, is it that bad if people know? 120 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,800 It's been two months. Are you embarrassed or something? Shh. 121 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,900 Guys, he is explaining the rules, and he said he would not do it twice. Okay, 122 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:26,040 come on. Are you okay, bud? Still having a good time? 123 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:27,340 Yeah, definitely. 124 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,159 All right. 125 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,160 Okay, squadron. 126 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,100 In three, two, one, deploy. 127 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,440 Running, you are out. What? I wasn't. Ten minutes in the chair. 128 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:40,580 I... Okay. 129 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:45,300 Well, tonight was a butt. I bleached my upper lip for nothing. 130 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:47,260 Yeah, that's crazy. 131 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:52,040 I guess I'll just go home, put on Chocolat for the hundredth time, and 132 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:57,020 Alfred Molina's mustache is crawling up and down my body like a caterpillar. 133 00:06:57,220 --> 00:07:01,720 Joyce, please, just buy a diary. I'm sorry my haunting loneliness is 134 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,599 your game. 135 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,120 Wait, what's going on? Why'd it do that? Excuse me! 136 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:06,920 This machine's not working. 137 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,140 Yeah, I'll need to get in here. 138 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:17,840 Sick dress. 139 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,040 Oh. 140 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,360 Thank you. 141 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,540 It's reversible. 142 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:24,700 Oh, nice. 143 00:07:25,380 --> 00:07:26,780 I have a belt like that. 144 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,660 It sounds like we have something in common. 145 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:34,140 Yeah, that's great. It's still not working. I'm Joyce. Dr. 146 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,480 Joyce Henderson. 147 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:36,980 Oh, I'm Cody. 148 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:38,420 Dr. Cody. 149 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:42,240 What? You... Oh. 150 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,760 You're good. 151 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:46,370 You are good. 152 00:07:46,790 --> 00:07:47,870 It's funny. 153 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:58,490 What up, King? What up, King? 154 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:03,050 Anyway, I just wanted to quit the bark at you, big dog. 155 00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:07,410 Hey! Dakota, I got you! Stop covering your sensor! That's cheating! 156 00:08:07,910 --> 00:08:09,070 I'm not covering! 157 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,350 It's a game! 158 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,850 Just play by the rules and have fun, God! 159 00:08:13,849 --> 00:08:18,150 So, yeah, look, I know you're not Matt's biggest fan, but I just thought you 160 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:21,990 should know, between us, that Matt actually used to have feelings for 161 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:23,310 Get out of here. 162 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:24,530 Really? 163 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:25,750 Matt? Yeah. 164 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:28,770 So, you know, this might just be a little weird for him. 165 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:32,870 You might want to tamp down the PDA on his birthday. You know, I think those 166 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:34,690 feelings ran pretty deep, you know what I mean? 167 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:35,969 Got it. 168 00:08:35,970 --> 00:08:36,970 Yeah. All right. 169 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,429 It's good to know. 170 00:08:41,949 --> 00:08:42,949 Really good to know. 171 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:47,370 Dakota! You're doing it again! You're deliberately breaking the rules! 172 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:50,410 Seriously, you don't have to wait with me. I'm back in in, like, 40 seconds. I 173 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:53,530 just can't believe you blow our cover like that. You're getting shot. I wasn't 174 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:55,590 ready to go public yet, and then he just kissed me. 175 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:58,770 Seriously, Brandon's just, like, lighting you up, so maybe you could 176 00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,830 Alex! 177 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:06,310 Sorry, okay, um, listen, I know that it's not ideal, okay, but people know 178 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,530 and has anything bad happened? 179 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:13,240 No, everything's fine. 180 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:14,840 Okay, then what's wrong? 181 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,480 Do you not like him? 182 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,220 Try to sum it up in ten seconds. 183 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,500 I like him. 184 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:20,680 We're having fun. 185 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:21,980 Then what's the problem? 186 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,319 I don't know. 187 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,320 You're right. 188 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,780 I guess there is no problem. 189 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,900 I'm back in. Move, move, move. 190 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,960 What's this? What's happening? 191 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,040 You need your battery packed. 192 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,860 Go to the front desk, swap it out. It's going to be over by then. 193 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,400 Oh, well, you better stand here and complain about it. Oh, God. 194 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,579 No running. 195 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,760 No running. 196 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:42,900 Alex is right. 197 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:47,300 There is no reason not to give Steve a chance. He's cool. He's hot. And he 198 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:48,880 me. And you know what? 199 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,320 I'm going to go for it. 200 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,720 Yeah. 201 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:56,300 Yeah. So about midway through, I got seasick and then they got seasick. Oh, 202 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:57,460 thanks, babe. 203 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:02,100 Oh, Keith was just telling us a funny story about a cruise. Oh, no. I was just 204 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,740 saying how I was held up at gunpoint on a cruise. Oh, my God. 205 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,580 Hilarious. You guys having fun? 206 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,220 Well, we're having a great time. 207 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,350 What are we doing here? 208 00:10:13,850 --> 00:10:14,629 Oh, sorry. 209 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:18,070 It's just Serena looks so beautiful tonight. Can you blame me? 210 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:20,810 Matt, can you blame me? 211 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,970 No, she looks nice. 212 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:24,750 Yeah, neat shoes. 213 00:10:25,050 --> 00:10:26,050 Hey, thanks, guys. 214 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:27,650 What are you doing? 215 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,250 You are tense. 216 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,290 Oh, am I? I know your body. 217 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:36,430 Chaplain Steve and I haven't always gotten along, but now he's dating 218 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:38,370 he must be awesome. 219 00:10:38,910 --> 00:10:39,910 Or else... 220 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:45,890 What the hell is going on? Oh, yeah. It's been 26 minutes of having a 221 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:47,770 and it's really good. 222 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:50,390 Yeah, he's being totally normal. 223 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:53,430 I love it. How normal he's being. 224 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,830 Hey, there you are. 225 00:10:57,150 --> 00:11:00,010 Oh, you're talking about me? I'm just kidding. 226 00:11:00,770 --> 00:11:01,770 Yeah, 227 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:06,030 Arby's is way too corporate, so I left. Now I got more time for my art. Well, 228 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,330 sometimes you've just got to pivot. 229 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:11,350 I'm not sure what's happening right now, but could you just... Fix the machine. 230 00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:14,990 When I first saw you, I thought to myself, hmm, painter or poet? 231 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,650 Well, actually, I design stickers for skateboards. 232 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:22,830 Mostly alien stuff, but some South Park, too. I'm pretty sure I can find the 233 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:25,870 reset button. Hey, hey, no one can touch the machines but me, man. 234 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,930 Listen, I'm just going to finish this up so this guy can stop bitching at me. 235 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:30,669 Excuse me? 236 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:32,850 Ron, shut up and let the man work. 237 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,010 You're being so weird. 238 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,140 Hey, want some cake? 239 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,300 Sure. 240 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,500 So, what's your codename going to be? 241 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,040 My codename? You know, for the walkie -talkie. You need a codename. 242 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,300 Yeah, maybe Matt Few. 243 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,000 Oh, that's good. Easy to remember. 244 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,760 And yet still entirely mysterious. 245 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,580 Hey, you ready to get out of here? 246 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,420 Maybe call it an early night? 247 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,640 Oh, okay. Yeah. 248 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:12,280 Ending in a few anyway, right? No, no, no. You can't leave yet because, well, 249 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,780 already did gifts and cake and shook the celebration corn. 250 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:20,540 Well, we could, you know, I don't know, play another round. I think there were a 251 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,580 lot of problems with the batteries. 252 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,280 Yeah, I'll pay for it on me. Another round. We can stay for one more, yeah? 253 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,080 You could be a captain. 254 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,140 We'll play teams and you're a captain. Get out. 255 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,800 I can be a captain? 256 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,320 Yeah, I'll be captain. 257 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:45,680 Okay, Team Matt, line up on this side with Captain Matt. Team Master Blaster 258 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,160 this side with Captain Steve. 259 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,840 Dang, that's a good team name. 260 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,680 Why don't you pick first, birthday boy? 261 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:55,880 Okay, I pick Serena. Oof, worst pick. 262 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,700 Seriously? Babe, come on. You know you suck. Let's not gaslight. 263 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,520 I'm going to pick my boy Bruce. 264 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,580 Let's go. 265 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,460 Yes, let's. 266 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,150 Yeah, I'm in a tough spot. 267 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:14,950 On one hand, all I want is for Matt to have a great birthday. 268 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:20,330 And on the other, Steve and I are absolutely going to destroy his team. 269 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:21,590 Oh, man. 270 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,190 I feel like I can't win here. 271 00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,210 Except at the game, like I said. 272 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,910 Hey, just checking in. 273 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,590 You remember what I said about that PDA stuff, right? 274 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,610 Dude, good looking out. 275 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:33,450 I'm totally in his head right now. 276 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:37,010 I think he might cry. Yeah, that'd be sad. 277 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:41,930 Okay, two squads will enter. Only one will leave. 278 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:45,990 In three, two, one, deploy. 279 00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:47,370 I need help. 280 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:48,770 Somebody help me. 281 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:50,990 Let's go. 282 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,550 Help, they're going to have to go party. 283 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,570 Where are your parents? I'm going to have an accident. 284 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,400 Okay, let's just go really quickly, okay? Come on. You're not number one. 285 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,700 God, please don't let me end up on the news. 286 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,520 Watch out with the... Oh, go up. 287 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,300 Dr. Ron, you got to at least... Just look over there. 288 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,220 No. Oh, darn. 289 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,199 Game over. 290 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,260 Hey, Keith, can I see your wallet? 291 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,640 Oh, yeah, sure thing. 292 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:26,980 Oh, better get that. 293 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:37,959 It's me. 294 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,960 I'm on your ad. 295 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,620 No running. 296 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,860 I don't take many people back here. 297 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,620 Kind of like my personal corner. 298 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,260 Where at, babe? 299 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,820 Well, it's very intimate. 300 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,580 Oh, damn. Ski -ball emergency. I'll be right back. 301 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,800 Okay, I'll be here. 302 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,200 Hey, Joyce. Oh, God. 303 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,780 Joyce, did you do, like, a beauty thing to your face recently? 304 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,820 Well, if you must know, I did do a little bleaching. 305 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,120 Why? Because you're, like, glowing. 306 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:09,999 Oh, no. 307 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Oh, no. 308 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,460 Oh, I look like a Lorax. Do you think Cody saw? 309 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:17,600 Who's Cody? The smoke show I was just talking to. Alex, get with it. 310 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,840 Was he looking at your face? Yeah, he probably saw it. We got to fix this. We 311 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,700 got to fix this. Oh, no, I'm about to play. Yeah, Alex, I bleached my hair 312 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:29,290 Okay? You, me, bathroom. I don't feel like I can help with this. 313 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,330 Your aim is Pearson. 314 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,950 Don't curse. There are kids here. 315 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:36,630 Only kid I see is you. And this long one right here. 316 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,110 What the heck? You're being a jerk. 317 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,870 Even if you win this game, Serena's still going to be with me. 318 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,210 What? What are you talking about? 319 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,770 Dude, what are you doing? 320 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,050 We're on the same team. 321 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,280 No, we're not, brother. 322 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880 No, we're not. 323 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,820 That was for you, Matt. 324 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,340 Who was that? Keith? What? Keith! Are you kidding me? 325 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,140 Keith! 326 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400 Roll on my Keith. 327 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,200 Look! That's cheating! 328 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,600 Stop being such a nerd! Stop doing that! 329 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:34,800 No sign of Cody since he was called away on a skee -ball emergency. 330 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:39,520 Almost certainly an excuse to ditch me after seeing my hideous clown face. 331 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,380 Joy, Earth bait is hanging in the balance. 332 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,900 What was I thinking? 333 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:49,900 Hot young stud like Cody. Do you know how much confidence it takes to tattoo a 334 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,800 lizard across your entire back? Cody is a loser. 335 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:59,280 I am a loser. I am a woman in my 50s with her cans out in an arcade that used 336 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,380 be a Joe's Crab Shack. 337 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,579 I'm pathetic. 338 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:06,280 Will you stop it? Now, you are an intelligent, accomplished woman who 339 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280 good for 50. 340 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,079 You're a bona fide catch. 341 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,720 The only real crime is your inexplicably bad taste in men. 342 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:18,859 Ron. Forget Cody and stop wasting my time so I can get back to playing my 343 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,640 Thank you. 344 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,960 You're a good friend. 345 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,800 Although a lot of what you said was borderline inappropriate and Connor from 346 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,960 is here, so. 347 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,960 That was crazy. I don't even know this guy. 348 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,220 Okay. 349 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,480 That was whack. 350 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,820 What kind of adult has a laser tag birthday? 351 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,640 That was fun. The way he came at me, something's off with that guy. 352 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,360 Wasn't he in a cult or something? 353 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,220 It's a homestead. They're different, I think. 354 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,500 Whatever. Meet me at my place. I'm going to swing by Wendy's. 355 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,080 You know what? 356 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,180 No. 357 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,160 Okay. We can go to your place. 358 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,260 Your neighbor's cooking is just a little... 359 00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:43,070 pungent, and not to make it an epic thing. No, Steve, I think we should stop 360 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:43,929 seeing each other. 361 00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:44,930 What do you mean? 362 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:47,050 Like, break up? 363 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,570 It's been fun, but it's just not... It's just not. 364 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:51,850 I'm sorry. 365 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,070 Wow. 366 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,550 Okay. 367 00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:57,130 Fine. 368 00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,250 Yeah. Honestly, great. 369 00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:00,770 You know what? 370 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:01,970 Your feet are weird. 371 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,990 Okay, yeah, whatever, dude. I'm not the only one that thinks it. I'll see you 372 00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:06,990 later. 373 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,270 Alright, come on! 374 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 We were kidding. 375 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,960 We didn't mean any of that. Come on. 376 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,760 Serena. 377 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,659 She's good. 378 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,000 Give her a second to cool down. 379 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:47,130 Thanks for having my back in the maze. 380 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,130 Happy to do it. 381 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,430 Always looking out for you, man. 382 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,750 Thanks. So, you feel ready to talk about your hair? 383 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:55,330 What's wrong with my hair? 384 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,610 You know what? Let's save it for tomorrow. End on a high. 385 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,830 First birthday was okay. 386 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:05,150 I got beat up, kicked out, random dog chewed through a bunch of the presents, 387 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,870 not exactly what I thought. Matthew? 388 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,250 New copy. 389 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,270 Matthew? 390 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,390 It's Serena. 391 00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:13,630 Oh, yeah. Go for Matt. To you. 392 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,300 I took one so we can talk at work, pretend to be spies or whatever. 393 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,160 Oh, cool. 394 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,420 That's great. 395 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,780 Hey, sorry about Steve. 396 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,640 He was such a dick. 397 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,940 No, he wasn't one of those. 398 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:32,980 Also, happy birthday, Maddie. I had a really great time. 399 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,960 Okay, over and out. 400 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,820 Thanks. Over and out. 401 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,330 Anyway, what was I talking about? 402 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,190 First birthday. 403 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,090 Pretty great. 404 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:58,170 Yes, Ron can be a grumple still skin, but he speaks the truth. 405 00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:03,590 And I do not need to hook up with a young arcade guy just to make myself 406 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:08,250 better. I mean, sure, the attention was nice, but that's all it was. 407 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:13,870 So now I'm going to go home. I'm going to watch Chocolat and call it a win. 408 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,600 I know my worth. 409 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,260 And it's very empowering. 29828

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