All language subtitles for [English (auto-generated)] SUMMER CAMP NIGHTMARE (1987) Full Length Drama Movie Melissa Reeves & C

What camp we going to

as loud as you can.

[Applause]

>> All right, let's sing the song. Hair is

to the bus driver.

Bus driver

[Music]

with us.

And he tells jokes

with us today. God bless him. He needs

it. God bless him. He needs it. To the

bus driver with us today.

To the bus driver

with us today.

[Applause]

[Music]

June 27th. Dear diary, at least I hope

talking into a tape recorder can be

considered a diary.

>> Well, anyway, here I am on my way to

camp and these kids have been singing

ever since we got on the bus.

>> 8 and 1/2 hours on a bus. Might as well

be going to the moon.

>> Camp North Pines must be really north.

Are we there yet?

Hey, Mr. Cwell. Peter says he has to go

to the bathroom again.

>> Just relax, Peter. We'll be there soon.

>> Not soon enough.

>> We're here because we're here. Because

we're here.

We're here. Because we're here. Because

we're here. Because we're here.

[Music]

Finally, we're here

>> guys. Come on, Adam. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Here. You ready? Let's

go. Move. Move. Move.

>> Okay, guys. Listen. Everybody want to

play football? Put your bags over there.

Come over here and line up.

You have an extra toothbrush.

>> Come on, guys. Come on. Okay. Eight.

Circle. Okay. and half right. Come on.

[Music]

>> Come on.

work, I think.

>> Mhm.

>> Attention campers. Welcome to Camp

Northbines.

>> Please check your cabin assignments and

camp and have a great summer.

[Music]

Welcome to North Pine where we got lots

of rock and roll.

>> Okay, boys. This is home. You got your

beds here. You got pillows in the

corner. Don't have too much fun.

>> Hello, boys.

>> Archery,

>> swimming,

>> girls.

[Music]

Mom and dad.

>> Oh, how sweet it is.

[Music]

vac

[Music]

celebration.

[Music]

[Applause]

Hey

[Applause]

Hey, I thought this was two hand touch.

>> I got it. I got it. A [ __ ]

>> So, the bottom line is here I am at

camp, just where I didn't want to be.

>> Now that I'm here, I might as well make

the best of it.

Uhoh, trouble.

>> Hey kid, it's cabin cleaning time. Let's

go.

>> Hey, what's that? A tape recorder.

>> It's a computer. It analyzes people's

personality and voice patterns.

>> Oh, yeah. Do me.

>> Okay. Just tell it your name, age, and

why you came to King.

>> My name's Stanley Runk. My friends call

me Runk the punk and I'm a CIT. That

means counselor in training. And if this

don't work, your ass is grass.

>> Please tell us Mr. Wrong's basic

personality.

>> You're a giant purple dork.

>> Come on out, guys. Come out.

>> Hey, making easy odds for yourself, huh,

Stanley? The name's Runk. Runk the punk.

>> Oh, that's cute. McDonald's in my cabin,

so let him go.

>> Stay out of my face, small crap.

>> Don't worry about that,

>> man. That guy's a real pug.

>> Attention campers. Time for lunch.

Everyone to the messaul.

>> Hi. Um, who's the butterfly guy?

>> That's Mr. Warren. He's the new camp

director.

>> Some kind of a nature freak.

>> He looks pretty freaky to me.

>> What you doing, mister?

>> Oh, this is my butterfly collection,

son.

>> Peter, this is Mr. Warren.

>> Hello, Franklin. That's a nice group of

boys you've got there.

>> Yeah, they're not bad for a bunch of

brats. A

>> Peter, I wanted to share my butterfly

collection with the whole camp.

>> Come on, guys. Mr. Walk can show the

collection to us later.

>> Yes, in fact, if you'd like, I'll take

you on a butterfly hunt after lunch.

>> Did you do guns?

>> No, no, Peter. I think Nets will be

safe.

>> Come on, guys. Let's go.

>> And here our thanks for this day and for

the bountiful nourishment we are about

to receive.

Amen.

>> Amen. Hallelujah. Let's chow down.

>> Seems like a rowdy bunch.

>> We can depend on the junior counselors

or CITs, whatever you call them. I guess

we have no choice. I'm cutting

government funds. We're lucky to have

four counselors this year.

[Applause]

[Applause]

Let me get this guy out.

[Music]

>> All right, fellas. Let's hold it down.

You all know me. I'm Ed Hines.

This is Jack Calwell, our sports

director.

[Applause]

But now, I'd like to introduce our new

camp director, Mr. Warren. And since

this is his first time with us this

year, let's show him how attentive we

can be.

[Music]

>> As you just heard, this is my first

year.

>> I know this guy used to be principal

Braxton High,

>> and I look forward to our associate.

>> That must be a real snazy, huh?

>> Boys, we're going to have a wonderful

time this summer. But first, I'd like to

explain the rules. There'll be no

swearing,

>> and of course, no cigarettes or

alcoholic beverages.

>> Now, due to the drastic cut back in

funds, we have less counselors this

year, but there are still plenty of

activities.

>> Oh, we got TV. I'm missing Dallas.

We got TV here in the rec hall, but we

didn't come all this way to watch TV.

>> Because of the sex and violence on TV.

First thing Warren does.

>> Jerry reads the TV, so only gets one

channel.

>> Yeah.

>> Which one? You know, the one with all

that religion. You find it in.

>> He says it's good for our souls.

>> Besides, it's good for your souls.

>> Oh, man.

I've also set aside one of the buildings

as a meditation center where you can

voluntarily spend some quiet time or

where you'll be sent if you violate any

of the rules.

>> Meditation center? What does he think

this is? A state pen?

>> And one more thing, the rope bridge,

it's off limits for two reasons. One, it

leads directly to the girl's camp.

[Music]

And two, it's very unsafe and can be

used only for emergencies.

>> I ain't going to see my girlfriend all

summer. I got an emergency right here.

>> In conclusion, I'd like to say that I'm

sure this will be a very memorable

summer.

[Music]

Looks like Franklin's got him

hypnotized.

>> Yeah,

>> man. I thought that dude got brought to

the bus in the limousine.

>> Big bucks.

>> Yeah, I heard his father wanted him to

see exactly how the other half lives.

>> It's okay with me. Come on in.

>> And to prove his worth,

>> he brought his brother's severed head,

still dripping with blood,

>> back to the province and laid it at the

king's feet.

And for this,

>> it was night and granted forgiveness.

>> Are you boys ready for the hunt?

>> Yeah.

>> Frank, we meet you back here at 4:00.

All right, let's go.

>> Butterflies. What a fruit. Really?

Not bad for a Stanley.

>> Whatever.

>> This bridge weren't busted, we'd be

right in the girl's camp.

>> Hey, what you doing?

>> Just testing one of my theories.

>> Yeah. What's that?

That society keeps us in line by the use

of fear.

>> Huh?

>> When we overcome fear, Stanley, that's

when we stand above society.

[Music]

>> Oh, come on. Anybody can cross that

thing.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I'll do it if you'll do it.

>> Is that a no? No. That's a You're crazy,

man.

[Music]

Is he really going to do that?

>> Why? Just cuz you're too scared,

>> Frank.

>> What? Shut up.

[Music]

>> Come on, Frank. Come on, guys.

Come on. Go.

>> 20 bucks. 20 bucks.

>> All right.

>> Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Come on.

>> Jeff,

[Music]

Franklin, for Christ's sake.

>> Get up there.

>> There you go.

>> All right. I'm going to go. Come on.

>> Got it. You got it.

>> Come on.

>> Oh, yeah. He's going to do it.

>> Good job. like a real pro.

>> The man has very stuck.

>> What the hell were you trying to do? You

could have killed yourself.

>> Just a little test of valor, sir. Well,

save the valor for military school. This

is summer camp. Okay.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Not bad.

>> For an uptown boy.

[Music]

June 28th. Dear diary, Mr. Warren

decided we should all go swimming every

day, which is fine, except I feel funny

cuz I never learned how to swim.

>> I noticed Franklin Riley is not swimming

either. But I can't believe it's cuz he

doesn't know how.

[Music]

>> Come on, let's swim.

>> Me?

>> Yeah. Come on, let's swim.

>> Uh, I I can't swim. Well, I'll teach you

this one. Come on. What the heck? Oh,

ho. Huh?

>> Your glasses.

>> Yeah.

>> Now, swim. Oh, no. No. Wait. Hold on.

Stay up there. Stay up there. You got to

go like this. Watch my arms.

>> Hey, Donald. Looks like you got a rash

there.

>> Uh, no. It's okay. Honest.

>> Yeah. Come on, pal. That don't look too

good. Could be poison oak.

Go right back.

>> Come on now. Stretch out. Stretch out

now. Now paddle. Okay. Swim. Now swim.

>> Boy, that's what I'm done for showcase

swim.

>> Hi.

>> Door sounds good.

>> Yeah. Great.

>> I got a kid down here with

>> just thinking about you. How you doing?

[Applause]

That is one tasty check.

>> That's nurse Newman. She must have drove

over from the girls.

>> I love it.

>> Donald, come out here and let Nurse

Newman see that rash.

>> No way.

>> Donald, come out here right now.

[Applause]

>> I

[Applause]

Come on, turn around.

Oh, it's just a heat rash.

On your way.

Try to put you through that.

[Music]

>> Maybe I should come every morning,

right?

>> Well, you haven't seen a woman in a

while. Yeah.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Oh, doctor.

[Applause]

I'm going to get my back.

You

>> all right? What happened?

>> Just doing your job for you, sir. Get

going, guys.

[Applause]

>> Hi, guys.

>> Hey, Peter. How was the butterfly hat?

Okay, I guess.

>> Hey, kid. What happened? A butterfly

bites you or something?

>> I need help.

>> What's with the tears?

>> Oh, cat got your tongue.

Hey,

it's your old buddy Frank.

Well, listen. If any of the kids are

picking on you, just tell me who it is

and I'll just give them cry.

>> Mr. Warman.

Mr. Warren, what? No,

>> nothing.

Well,

>> he didn't hurt you, did he? No,

>> no.

>> Then why the tears?

>> When I couldn't reach the butterflies,

he kept lifting me up and holding me. I

I got scared.

I I had an accident.

>> Hey, Franklin. What's happening?

Come here.

Listen, Stanley.

From what Peter just told me, I think

Mr. Warren may be more of a fruit than

we thought.

>> What? You mean Mr. Warren?

Oh, god damn.

>> Take it easy, Stanley.

>> Let me handle this.

>> Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.

Good,

Peter.

Now, you better change your clothes. And

we won't tell anybody about this at all,

will we?

Good.

Now, let me see a big smile.

Come on.

>> That he was

>> Now, use your pawns to help slow down an

offensive attack.

>> Pawns?

>> Yeah. My friends, I have a very

wonderful

>> 30 more fun-filled days. I don't know if

I can stand the excitement

>> in this very in front of this very

congregation

repent of his sins and rise up out of

his wheelchair, a healed man.

>> See, with just one clever move, you can

instantly annihilate an evil force.

Checkmate.

Incredible. You're amazing, Franklin.

>> How can you guys watch this stuff?

>> It ain't easy.

>> Look, I don't have anything against

religion, but are you going to let Mr.

Warren censor what we watch all summer

long?

>> You got a better idea?

Hey, Runk says you're some kind of

electronical whiz.

>> I mess around with it a little.

>> See if you can come mess around with

this television.

>> I guess I could. Oh, if it wasn't on the

roof. But heights freaked me out. So, I

don't.

>> It's okay. We'll get somebody to go up

on the roof if heights bother you.

>> Sure. Someone go up.

>> Yeah. Chris will go with you.

>> Thanks a lot.

Come on, Doug.

>> That breast breaks

>> because God's love and God's cleansing

light can come into your life today. And

my friends,

wait till everything stops spinning.

>> It's not a

>> Okay. All right. Hey, now hand me the

screwdriver. A

>> friend that he will never walk the earth

again

to save the souls of all the lost and

denied sinners of Babylon

among us.

>> Well, we're still saving sinners in

here.

>> Come on, Duck. They're still saving

sinners.

Yes, brother Dave. I want to fight

ungodliness. I want to fight

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Oh, mom. Shake that groovy thing.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

This is total disregard for the rules.

The television will stay off and I'm

closing down this record right now.

>> Oh, come on.

give us.

>> All right,

>> mission accomplished.

>> And you two can report directly to the

meditation center.

>> Come on, Mr. Warren. Isn't it a little

severe? I mean, they're just having a

little fun.

>> The matter is not open for discussion.

>> Come on, Mr. Warren. We're just a bunch

of horny guys.

>> Oh, no. No. You're just a bunch of

obnoxious little boys.

>> You wish we're little boys.

What did you say?

All right. Out of here right now, all of

you.

Mr. Warren kept us in what everyone now

calls the pen all the next day. Luckily,

he let us out just as the bus from the

girls camp arrived for the talent show.

>> Tell him he's cute.

>> I'll tell him tomorrow night. I'll ask

him to dance.

>> These guys always so distracted.

>> Uh, come on, girls. Let's move along,

please.

And uh yeah, they are

[Music]

[Applause]

My name is Hammond, tonight's DJ. So, I

want you to dig what I have to say. This

talent show is going to blow your lids.

So, put your hands together for putting

on the kids.

Friends, Romans, and countrymen, too.

There's a little something I got to tell

you. They will make your hair frizzle,

will make your fingers blister. So, put

your hands together for the Southpaw

sisters.

[Applause]

You boys must be bored here at North

Pines.

There's only so much you can do.

Come visit us, the girls down at South

Pines.

You'll see that all your dreams come

true.

[Music]

We know that football is okay, but this

we have to say. There's other games to

play

down south.

Down south.

Now there's no need to be so cool. Come

visit us and you with us at our

down south.

Down south.

I'll fix you up a snack. Cover up your

tire. If you're a real good boy, I'll

even share my set down south

down south.

So, boys, you'll find us worth the tra

when lighting up the lamp. Hurry or

you'll stand in line.

Stop wasting all this precious time.

Come visit us at camp south

[Music]

down south

down south.

Come visit us at South

[Applause]

Okay, let's go. Let's do it.

>> And now for our next act, the one and

only.

>> Did you see that guy in the front row?

He was sleeping straight. No, he wasn't.

Yes, his feet came with a dark hair on.

He was down.

>> He was totally down.

>> Pretty stupid, huh?

>> Pretty, but not stupid.

And what's your name?

>> Trixie.

>> What kind of tricks do you do?

>> Mhm.

>> Um, this is Debbie.

>> Oo, Debbie.

I'm on fire, baby.

>> What's your name?

>> Heather.

[Music]

[Music]

Thank you, Emanuel. That was great. Now,

for our next act, you're going to love

them. Okay, the group of guys have been

working for a long, long time. I think

you're going to find them fine as wine.

There's good for you as a morning jog.

So, put your hands together for the horn

dogs.

[Applause]

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Heat.

Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

You boys should be ashamed of yourselves

acting like that in front of young

children.

Ladies,

I'm afraid I must please ask you to file

into the buses and return to Camp South

Pines immediately.

>> And I'm afraid to say the dance planned

for this weekend

>> will have to be cancelled.

>> What a going.

[Applause]

>> All right, girls. Let's go. You heard

what he said. Come along. Come on.

[Music]

>> With this dick in charge, I'm not going

to meet a girl all summer.

>> Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Is that you, John?

>> Mason, you're a goddamn genius.

>> I told you.

>> Come here.

>> Oh, ladies, I would like you to meet

Rump the Punk.

>> Sound like Rank the Hunt to me.

>> Do it.

>> I love it when you talk like that. Say

it again.

A me. Come on, let's go.

>> Chris, I just hope this isn't going to

be another one of those summer romances.

You know

>> you mean I'm not the first.

>> Oh, come on. You know what I mean.

>> Yeah, I know what you mean. This is

really hard for me to tell you how much

I like you.

Words and

>> maybe actions are better than words.

[Music]

[Music]

What on earth?

>> This is the arts and crafts center. What

are you doing?

>> Uh, Mrs. Canute, this is Christopher

Wayne.

>> Hi.

>> You'd better come with me.

The kids were about to lynch Mr. Warren

when he announced he was sending Chris

home as soon as the next bus went for

supplies. When he said we wouldn't be

seeing the girls again all summer. Well,

that's when Franklin had Ron call some

of the guys together for a meeting.

>> What are we doing out here in the middle

of the night? The only thing not

sleeping out here is us.

>> Yeah, well, Franklin said it was

important. I wouldn't be here on all the

[ __ ] punk say.

>> Who you calling an [ __ ]

That could have killed me.

>> Only if I missed.

Oh, what's the matter, puss? No one to

hide behind with Chris in the pen.

>> Take it easy, Stanley.

>> All right, listen up. We've got to do

something about Warren.

>> What do you mean?

>> What do I mean?

Look, I don't know about you, but I came

here to have some fun. As long as

Warren's in charge, that's just not

going to be possible.

He's already done away with the dance

and with the talent show. Pretty soon,

the only thing we'll be doing are having

butterfly hunts.

And then he goes and locks up a really

nice guy like Chris.

>> Yeah, besides, he's a goddamn

>> Shut up, Stanley.

>> Franklin, just shut up.

So, some of us have been talking and

we've decided to take over the camp.

>> Are you guys local? You're just going to

get a lot of us in trouble.

>> Nobody's going to get in trouble because

nobody's going to get hurt.

>> Yeah, it's going to be a bloodless

coupe.

>> I mean that, Revas. I mean, just think

of it as a another camp game. A game

like

>> like capture the flag.

>> Exactly, Donald. I knew you were a smart

kid. Now come on up here.

>> I'm counting on you, Donald Poultry. I

want you to be the first kid to join the

revolution.

Blackidge,

>> count me in.

>> Runk?

>> Yep.

>> Mason.

>> Damn right.

>> You'll have the rank of captain.

Are you with us, Captain Donald Poultry?

[Music]

[Music]

Good morning, campers and counselors,

and welcome to today camper counselor

turnabout day. As you know, this is our

annual event where campers become

counselors and counselors become

campers.

[Music]

>> I can't wait to

[Music]

I'm going to

walk.

[Music]

>> Do you remember to brush your teeth,

Junior?

[Music]

[Music]

rubber dubdub.

>> Thanks for the grub.

>> Amen. And hallelujah. Let's ch

[Applause]

>> All right. All right, fellas. Fellas,

settle down. You all know me. I'm Ed

Hines.

[Music]

>> Mr. Warner has some announcements to

make. Mr. Warren.

>> Thanks, Mr. Hines. You are a fine

example of what a black man can do if

given the right opportunity in a white

supremist society.

From now on, all of you shall address me

as

your king, master of the universe.

>> I shall abolish all nature walks and

butterfly hunts.

The wakeup call will be changed from 700

a.m. to whenever the hell you want.

Okay.

>> And no more quiet meditation hour.

>> Yeah.

King Ham. King Ham, please. No more

push-ups.

>> No more bratty kids.

[Music]

>> My beloved peeons, I have time to grant

but one more request.

>> Free Chris Wayne.

What?

Free Chris Wayne. Yeah.

>> Free Chris Wayne. Free Chris Wayne. Free

Chris Wayne. Free Wayne. Free.

[Music]

Free. The camera is [ __ ]

[Music]

Chris.

>> All right, that's enough. The game's

over. I knew from the beginning I should

have sent you troublemakers home.

Calwell, grab those keys and put these

delinquents in there.

>> Hold it.

>> Mr. Warren, he should be locked up, not

us.

>> What are you talking about?

>> Why don't you tell him about the

butterfly hunt, Mr. Warren? That Peter

told me what you did to him.

>> What I did to him?

>> Godamn pervert. You know, I knew it. I

knew it. He's always playing up to the

little kids.

>> I've had enough of this.

Get

[Music]

off.

[Music]

Come on, Franklin. Use your head. You're

in enough trouble as it is.

>> Hold it right there, Hines.

>> Blackidge,

open the door.

Now,

Mr. Warren, in the pin.

You get in there, too.

I mean it. Move.

Better do as he says.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Yeah. Blackidge, guard the door.

>> All right, man. Where to go?

>> Okay, Ron, Mason, go get those guys with

the tools and board up the windows.

>> I got you. Franklin, you can't do this.

Do what? Take the law into your own

hands.

>> Come on, Chris. I just made a citizen's

arrest after what he did to Peter.

>> Well, if that's what you think, let's

call the cops.

>> We'll call the cops. Let's have a little

fun first.

>> Fun?

>> Come on, Chris. You're a team player.

We'll call the cops tomorrow.

>> What now, General O'Reilly?

We have a lot of work ahead of us. That

is if Chris here doesn't mind.

>> What's wrong?

>> You wouldn't understand.

>> Donald,

which is it, Donald?

>> Well, you did save my life.

>> Okay, let's go round up the rest of the

counselors.

Am

I getting this right, Captain Potry,

sir?

>> We shall soon sue. Lieutenant

Pumpernail.

>> Attention North Pines campers. This is

General Franklin Riley speaking. I would

like to announce a new twist to

Turnabout. Dame, the campers have held a

revolution, freed Chris Wayne, and now

all the counselors are in the pin.

Yeah,

>> as you can well imagine, we have some

good times in store for us.

>> And just to kick things off, here are a

few announcements. Jerome Blackidge has

been named head of the revolutionary

police. That means you guys have to

listen to what he says. You got it.

Stanley Runk and John Mason have also

been made officers. And there will be

more appointments for those who

cooperate.

>> Party time.

>> It's a bunch of crap here.

>> Bingo. and what have you.

>> Now, the whole idea of this revolution

is to have fun. More fun than you've

ever had in your whole lives. So, sit

back and relax cuz we're going to have

fun with a capital F.

>> We got some liquor.

>> Well, well, my father's brand.

>> Hello, Camp North.

Oh, Mr. Warren.

Well, um, he's tied up right now.

>> Uh-huh. Oh, sure.

Okay,

I don't take messages.

>> 10-year-olds are such a paradox. They

claim they hate boys, but that's all

they talk about.

>> That's all the whole camp's been talking

about since Mr. Warren called a halt to

the socials.

>> Well, we'll just have to find more

healthy activities for our young ladies.

>> Honestly, Mrs. K, boys are a healthy

activity.

>> Well, it is getting rather late and we

do have an early wake up tomorrow.

Oh. Uh, Beth, would you see who that is,

please?

>> What are you boys doing here? Something

wrong? Where's Mr. Warren?

>> Pardon me, ladies, but we're having a

revolution over at Camp Northpines, and

we've decided to include the girls camp

in with it.

>> Well, if this is some kind of a joke,

it's not funny. and I suggest you leave

this instant.

>> Don't be alarmed, but uh Stanley here

has something he'd like to show you.

Show her, Stanley.

>> Now, we're serious, Mrs. Canude.

Now, I want you to give me your keys,

and I want one of you to show me where

the cook sleeps

right now.

[Music]

Hey, GoGo. Mine's looking pretty good.

How about yours? See,

mine's got a paint by numbers face.

[Music]

That's it. Hey girls, looks like it's

your lucky day. Let's go. Come on.

All right, let's jam. Yeah. May the

force be with us.

[Music]

>> Hey guys, come on.

>> What do you guys think you're doing?

[Music]

Good morning all you lovely young ladies

of camp Southpine. This is Franklin

Riley, leader of the revolution and I'm

here to tell you that we have just

liberated your camp. Have a nice day.

[Music]

time.

[Music]

>> What's going on?

>> I don't know what I want to do.

[Music]

I just can't believe it.

[Music]

[Applause]

I say it's time we had to say how this

place is run.

>> And keeping girls and guys apart is

ridiculous.

[Applause]

>> So I say that we're going to have our

annual co-ed dance tonight.

[Applause]

Now, if you're wondering what happened

to your counselors, well, they've

they've taken a short vacation.

>> Don't worry, they'll be back when the

party's over. It's just like camper

counselor turnabout day.

>> Come on. What is this? What are you

trying to pull? Who died and left you

boss?

>> It's cool. That's Debbie. Debbie, come

up here. Come on. Come on.

>> Now, we've already worked this out at

Northbind and I've talked to Mrs. canute

and assured her that this is all in fun.

And in fact, right after this, we're

meeting with her again to iron out all

the details.

>> Debbie, maybe I could ask you to be

acting director. How's that?

>> Okay, I guess.

>> Okay. Where's Dorene Larson?

>> Right here. And it's Trixie.

>> All right, Trixie. Would you come up

here, please?

Trixie, you'll be in charge of party

arrangements and both you and Debbie

will be on the Supreme Revolutionary

Committee.

>> Sounds good to me.

>> Okay, then it's party time at Camp North

Pines tonight.

>> Come on, Chris. I want to be with you.

>> This isn't right.

>> Let's just wait one more day.

Franklin swears he's going to call her

off in the morning. Okay.

>> I, Franklin Riley,

>> I, John Mason,

>> do solemnly swear

>> do solemnly swear

>> to be loyal and faithful

>> to be loyal and faithful

>> to the Revolution Party

>> to the Revolution Party

>> and not to betray the Revolution or its

leaders. and not to restrain the

revolution or its leaders.

>> To any outsiders

>> to any outsiders.

>> For as long as a revolution lives

>> for as long as the revolution lives.

>> To the revolution. To the revolution.

>> To the revolution.

>> To the reution.

>> To the revolution.

>> To the reution.

>> To the reution. To the reution. To the

reolution.

It was amazing how Franklin got everyone

to go along with the revolution. He made

it all like a game. Well, of course, a

party seemed like a lot more fun than a

butterfly hunt.

>> This is turning out really neat. I don't

feel like a kid anymore.

[Music]

All

right.

>> What are you doing?

>> Putting a little ice in the party.

[Music]

I am

going to try.

[Music]

>> Come on you guys. Let's get crazy. Woo.

a really serious word for

say you do believe there's a reason

if we look just a little bit deeper

inside of me and you but I know we

got to do what we got to do when we got

together

we can do

[Applause]

Oh man, this girl is hot.

Let's get these kids out of here.

Come on. Come on.

Find anything

[Music]

for

we can together we can grow. Together we

can be set free.

We can do anything. Hey, wait a minute,

man. What the hell? Snake right out of

London.

[Music]

>> I want to turn your life upside down.

And come to think of it, I'd like to

turn you upside down.

>> I'm not kidding.

>> Promises. Promises.

>> You know.

>> Hey, it's mating season. What's the

matter? Can't you find a girl's buck

anywhere?

>> Haha. What a cracker. I'll leave him

alone. He's kind of cute.

>> You're that duck. She thinks you're

cute. Want to stand in for me?

>> It's not that cute.

>> Yeah, well, you're no major babe

yourself.

[Music]

>> What do you need Warren to think about

this? You freak out. You totally freak

out.

[Music]

[Applause]

>> Who goes there? Fender foe.

>> This is Vietnam.

>> That you, John?

>> Who's Olivia to you? And where's woman

>> inside? Why? Cuz Franklin wants him.

Okay. Okay.

[Music]

>> What are they doing?

>> What the hell is going on? Don't worry

about it.

>> So, Mr. Warren, how do you like the new

summer camp?

>> He looks like a party animal to me,

doesn't he?

>> Come on, let's get some music. Hey, this

is the party, right? Let's have some

tunes.

[Music]

>> She's sisfied.

She's

standing still.

>> I think she likes older men. I think

you're right.

She's found

strange. She stars in all your wildest

dreams. My mind

boys cry.

All right, that's enough.

Hey, come on. We're just trying to have

some fun.

some fun.

>> Up yours, Chris.

>> Thank you, Chris. Now, listen to me. If

you release all of us right now,

no one will be punished.

>> And up yours, too, Lauren.

>> Have you all lost your senses?

What you're doing is sinful.

Think of the consequences.

>> Wrong. Take Mr. Warren back to the pen.

What you're doing is sinful. Just get

him the hell out of here. Rug.

>> Come on, Chris. Let's talk.

[Music]

You're going back to the ped, you

pervert.

I'm not going to have anything to do

with it.

Then don't play house with Heather.

Babysit the Bratz.

Just stay out of our way. We'll be in

the pin with Warren.

Keep an eye on him till he cools off.

>> Yes, sir. General

>> Franklin,

look, I don't know how to tell you this.

Mason and me, we're really joking.

Okay, I was walking him back.

Warren's dead.

What?

He's dead. That was an accident. A total

accident. I mean, he fell on my knife.

I didn't mean to do it. Honest. I mean,

he's just lying out there behind cabin 3

that

Franklin, just shut up and let me think.

Okay, Stephanie, listen very carefully.

Go get Blackridge

and take Mr. Warren's body back into the

woods. Take him to the caves by the

river. Do you understand?

putting them deep into those caves and

don't say anything to anyone. You got

it.

>> Yeah, I got it.

>> Okay, then report back here to me after

you're finished. We'll just tell

everybody that we transferred him to the

girls camp.

>> Stanley,

from now on,

you do exactly as I say.

Do you understand?

Attention

[Music]

campers. This is General Franklin Riley.

The revolution is not over yet. Now, for

those of you who work for the

revolution, who show loyalty, who show

courage, who show dedication, those

people will become officers and members

of the Supreme Revolutionary Committee.

As an example, I want to single out

Colonel Donald Poultry, who has been

made minister of propaganda and who I am

now appointed to the Supreme

Revolutionary Committee. Now, there may

be some among us who choose not to go

along. And I'm sorry to say this, but

Chris Wayne and Heather Lond have been

caught trying to betray the revolution.

These people should be shunned. Anyone

caught speaking to them will be

considered traitors and lose the respect

and approval of the Supreme

Revolutionary Committee.

This is General Franklin Riley signing

off.

[Music]

How you doing, guy?

Okay.

>> Doc, can I talk to you a second?

>> Yeah. Okay.

>> Doc, what's going on around here?

>> Come on. Everyone's acting like we don't

even exist.

>> Are you okay?

or something.

>> Hi.

>> Hello.

>> Are you going to the party tonight?

>> Yeah,

>> you are.

>> Sure. I'm I'm on the Supreme

Revolutionary Committee.

>> Do you talk to Franklin? Is he really as

far as they say he is? Did he really

save your life? And do you dance?

>> Let's see. Yes. Yes. Sort of. And

>> no, I don't dance.

>> I took dancing lessons all year. And I

really like it. And none of these boys

will dance.

Maybe I could teach you.

>> Maybe you could.

>> Could then that's settled.

>> I'm in sixth. How about you?

>> Seventh. But it's a special study for

advanced electronic studies.

>> Oh, good. You're not one of those dumb

good-looking guys. You're a smart,

good-looking guy.

>> All right. Who's done with their

postcards? General Riley wanted you to

write.

>> I'm not yet.

>> Dear mom and dad, camp is fun. I have a

pine cone collection. I miss my dog

kissing for me. Love, Davey.

>> All right. Good job.

>> Good job.

>> Let's see. Peter.

Dear mom, we're having a real life

revolution with guns and knives and boys

and girls sleeping together and

everything. It's the best camp ever.

Love

here.

>> Tell you what, just just copy Davies.

All right.

[Music]

>> I got the figure in the corner.

Yeah.

You got him. You got him.

Come on.

Come on.

Got one.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Um, just make something big. Some of you

nobody

[Music]

who needs a butterfly collection anyhow.

It's like I know really what a sadistic

thing to do.

>> Come on guys, give a hand.

[Music]

Oh yeah.

[Music]

Oh yeah.

[Music]

I'm not your lover. You're not

satisfy.

>> Oh, gross.

>> Aren't you supposed to kill it first?

>> How am I supposed to do this? What

difference does it make? It's going to

die anyway.

[Music]

for let's go for sure. Okay, let's go.

Let's go.

It's hot.

[Music]

Don,

>> he's really cute and he wants to talk.

>> Is that here? He's really cute.

>> Lori. Lori. Hi. Hi. Um, I guess it's

time for my dance lesson. I didn't think

it would be like this.

>> Yeah, it's getting kind of x-rated

around here. Why don't we just go for a

walk? Great idea. I walk better than I

dance anyhow.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Don't

John, stop it.

>> I'm just a rotten little tease on you.

[Applause]

Look. Ow. You're hurting me. You

stop it.

There's caves around here somewhere.

>> Caves? How scary. I'll protect you.

Mr. Hines brought us up here on a hike

once. They're around here somewhere.

>> Phw. What stinks?

>> God, that's awful. Smells like the

elephants came here to die.

>> Smells more like they came here to crap.

>> Donald.

[Music]

>> What the

Come on. This way. Hurry.

[Music]

I think it's coming from down here.

[Music]

Without Mr. Warren in charge. None of

the kids knew what to do about Debbie

and John Mason, but Franklin said he'd

see the justice was carried out.

[Music]

>> Okay.

>> Hey, aren't you pushing this revolution

crap a little far? Revolution crap?

Don't you push me, John. You're in

enough trouble as it is.

The prisoner, John Mason,

stands accused by one Debbie Stewart on

the night of July 1 in the vicinity of

Camp Northpines

for having committed the act of rape.

Now, Hal pleads the defendant.

>> Huh?

>> The defendant? That's you. How do you

plead?

>> Debbie says you raped her now. Did you

or didn't you?

No way.

>> You're a liar.

>> He did. Do I?

>> Excuse me, Franklin, but why don't we

just ask John exactly what did happen?

>> Okay.

I asked Debbie to go for a walk with me

in the woods and she said sure. So, we

went.

I didn't force her.

>> Yeah, but you forced me later.

>> Oh, come on. You were going along with

everything and you know it.

>> You bastard.

Ask them if I was going along with

everything.

>> No, she was screaming.

>> Don't all women make those kind of

noises when they're having a good time?

Besides, you'd have to lock 50 guys up

if you put me away. There's a lot of

this kind of stuff going on around here.

>> Listen, Franklin, I'm innocent.

>> Okay, Debbie, what do you want us to do

with him?

>> Kill him.

What?

>> All right. What do you want me to say?

Give him a detention.

>> He raped me and I say he deserves to

die. And if you don't want to hear it,

then quit asking me.

>> Okay, take him back to the

administration building.

>> I'm going to think about this and I'll

give you my decision tomorrow.

[Music]

Everyone knows by now what Franklin's

decision was. He calls it trial by

ordeal. He says they practiced it in

medieval times. Mason's got to cross the

rope bridge hand over hand. If he makes

it, that proves his innocence. And if

not, well, that's his punishment.

Doesn't make much sense to me, but

Franklin seems to have everyone

convinced around here.

Everyone that is except John Mason.

[Applause]

>> Okay, Stanley.

>> I got a better place for you to stick

the knife. Runk.

>> Go ahead, John.

>> I did it. Remember?

>> You're twisted.

>> I suggest you get on with this right

now. What do you think I am, [ __ ]

Well, that's a bunch of baloney. And

speaking of baloney, all you women can

just bite my beef baloney. Okay.

[Music]

[Applause]

Heat.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Heat.

[Music]

Heat.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Heat.

[Applause]

[Music]

Tada.

[Music]

>> All right, justice has been done.

Go ahead. We got to do something else.

>> That is right.

>> You call that justice? That's [ __ ]

>> Debbie, what do you want? You want me to

tell everybody I raped you? And then I'd

have to tell them what a lousy little

lady you are.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

>> I couldn't believe my eyes. Those girls

picked him up and carried him off like

an army of ants would carry a crust of

bread. And it's weird cuz no one's seen

John Mason since. And the really scary

thing is no one seems to care.

It's difficult to realize what's

happened in just a few days. Everyone

does exactly what Franklin says.

Besides, most of the time they're too

partied out to even care.

[Music]

It's July the 2nd.

People are starting to act really weird.

>> You know, I think Franklin's putting

something in their Kool-Aid.

>> Did you say something, Duck?

>> Uh, yeah. Uh, have you seen Chris Wayne

lately?

>> Uh, last I saw him, he was out camping

in the woods with Heather.

>> Thanks.

Crash.

Crash.

[Music]

What the

[Music]

[Music]

heat?

[Music]

Just

come.

[Music]

Mayday.

Mayday.

This is Camp North Pines's call. We're

in trouble.

Can anyone hear me?

Can anyone hear me? I hear you, duck.

>> Let me go. Stop it. Hey, let me go.

>> Leave me alone. I'm going to find

>> Franklin. Run. Come out here.

>> Leave me alone.

>> Smart that kid.

>> Leave me alone. Please. Please.

>> Found the deck up on the roof.

>> Leave me alone. Please.

Take this.

>> Oh, I never trust this kid. Give it to

me.

>> I'm going to fall.

Ow.

All right. What's going on?

>> He's trying to reach out and touch

someone.

>> Did he get through?

>> I doubt it. All I heard was static.

>> Take him inside.

>> I heard you calling.

>> What happened?

>> Mason's dead. The girls helping him.

>> What?

>> I said they hung him. He's out on the

old path.

>> Black Witch, go check it out. Take it

easy with him.

that out.

[Music]

[Music]

Doc, you in there,

>> Chris?

>> Yeah. How do I get in?

>> The key is on the ledge above the door.

I heard him put it there.

>> Doc.

Chris.

>> Hey, turn that front upside down, Doc.

>> Chris, I'm so glad that you're

>> Look, don't worry about it.

>> I feel so dumb.

I don't even know why I went along with

it.

>> Listen, Duck, I had a long talk with

Peter about what happened in the woods

with Mr. Warren.

>> And

>> Peter said Mr. Warren never molested

him.

You mean Franklin just made it all up?

>> Yeah. There's no way to confirm it,

though. Nobody's seen one.

Could be dead.

>> Then I'm going to be next. Franklin's

going to make me cross that rope bridge

and I'm not going to make it.

I'm going to be a pile of goose at the

bottom of that canyon.

>> Just sit down for a second.

Come here.

>> You just tell me where the tool kit is.

>> Good luck. They're still up on the roof.

>> Okay, I'll get them. How do I tap the

wires?

>> See, that's where I blew it. You have to

go farther away from the camp to the

main gate. Here's what you got to do.

[Music]

Listen, this isn't going to work. Why

don't you just get me out of here and

I'll do it.

[Music]

Just what in the hell are you doing in

here?

I'm just trying to make Duck feel a

little better. He can feel better after

he crosses the bridge tomorrow. Now get

the hell out of here.

It's okay.

[Music]

>> Where's Chris? You want to get help?

>> We can't wait.

>> Here is the latest decree of the Supreme

Revolutionary Committee.

>> The message will be open 24 hours a day.

>> We're going to stop them.

>> Okay.

>> Fix whatever you want. You guys get

ready.

>> Sure. We'll help.

>> The revolution is not over yet. It's not

over because I promised you more.

>> Try and read this. He's over there.

Just wait till Reus gives the signal.

[Applause]

>> Now we have some serious business to

take care of. The traitor, Donald

Poultry, stands accused of

counterrevolutionary activity.

>> Great.

>> His punishment is to cross the rope

bridge.

>> No way, Franklin. I'm not going to do

it.

>> Oh, yes you are. Get him out there, Ron.

[Music]

Come on.

Come on.

>> Hand over hand, Donald. Come on. I'm

going to fall. Please. Please. Run. I'm

going to fall.

[Music]

Hey, stop that.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Cut the rope. Wrong.

>> No. Don't.

[Applause]

>> Only Franklin.

Your revolution's over.

>> But now, Chris.

>> Chris.

[Music]

Chris.

[Music]

[Music]

Let them fight.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Hold on, Duck. I'm coming.

[Music]

Stop ruining everything and just back

off.

[Music]

That's better.

[Music]

[Applause]

Heat

[Music]

up

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Chris

Chris,

>> I got you. Hang on.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

All right, back it up. Everybody freeze

right now.

[Music]

Lucky you didn't get killed.

[Music]

>> I know that even if Chris gets through,

it's going to take 5 hours for help to

get here. And here they come to take me

to the bridge.

That's the last of it.

But I think you get the idea of what

happened. Sir,

>> we're going to keep this for a while.

>> Okay.

>> What about us?

>> You two can get on the bus with most of

the other kids.

>> Good.

Bushed.

>> I'd like to have the tapes when you're

done with them.

>> We'll see about that.

Just a little keepsake, you know.

>> Okay, you kids can go. Go on. You told

me what happened.

>> Well, they they kept us in a pen, but it

was only a few of them.

>> Well, the ring leaders are in the car,

and you can go on outside. Go on.

>> Oh, get out of here. Get on the bus.

>> Okay, let's get out of here.

>> All right.

[Music]

back.

>> Come on, guys. Get on the bus.

[Music]

>> We've located your parents in Europe and

they'll be arriving in a couple of days.

>> Won't that be nice?

[Music]

[Applause]