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Previously on Georgia and Mandy's first
marriage.
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That was Channel 7.
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They want me to fill in for the regular
weather girl on Friday.
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Heather with the weather?
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Heather has to go to her grandma's funeral
in El Paso.
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Which is obviously sad.
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You don't look sad.
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Well, I am.
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Over night into the
morning, we'll be seeing some
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wind gusts which should
clear out those clouds.
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You're on your day morning, darling.
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You're really good.
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Heather will be back with the weather on
Monday, unless she needs a few extra days
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with her family, which
would be very understandable
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given the tragedy
that's falling her.
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Hey!
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Oh hey!
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No CC today?
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No, but it's nice when you're disappointed
it's just me.
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I am always happy to see you.
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But happy when I bring your granddaughter.
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Well, I'm not gonna lie in church,
so yes.
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Not just some kangas for the food drive.
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That is very thoughtful.
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Well, haven't seen the expiration dates.
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Mary, did you order the... Oh!
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Hey there, Mandy.
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Didn't know we had a celebrity in our
midst.
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Oh, please.
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It's just a local news.
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Let's now forget the biggest celebrity of
all.
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He's here too.
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Amen to that.
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
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I don't know if Mary told you about the
church carnival we have coming up.
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It's a pretty big deal.
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Some might even call it newsworthy.
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Oh, well, me and Georgie will try to stop
by.
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Oh, I think what Pastor Jeff is trying to
say is that it could be really helpful if
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you were to... run
it by your bosses.
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Please put it on the news.
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That.
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All the money goes to charity and we could
really use the publicity.
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Well, we do cover that sort of thing,
so I'll check.
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And if you do, maybe you could wear
something a little more modest than usual.
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Don't blow this.
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Sometimes she shows too much bosom.
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If her boss is okay with it, we should be
too.
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What about our boss?
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Jesus hung out with prostitute,
he's fine.
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It's a win-win!
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Church gets some publicity for their
children.
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You're a charity thing and I get extra
airtime.
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So you'll cover the Baptist church,
but not the Catholic church.
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Hey, I would cover a cult if it got me on
TV more.
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Well, then, you're off to a good start.
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Oh, church carnival's actually pretty fun.
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First boos and games, Pastor Jeff and a
dunk tank.
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You know, I had my first kiss at a church
carnival kiss and booth.
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You paid for your first kiss, that's sad.
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It was a thing people did.
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It wasn't weird.
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Yeah, she was my Sunday school teacher.
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Okay, it was weird.
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Maybe the shop should sponsor a booth.
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I'm in a gang, not a creepy one like he
is.
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Well, this was a game.
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Her piece was left.
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I think in like, though a football threw a
tire and went a free old change.
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You sure?
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This is Texas.
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A lot of people can throw a football.
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I can't.
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No, son, you really can't.
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I can teach him?
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No, son, you really can't.
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So what did you tell him?
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It's a great idea.
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Really?
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Yeah, advertising built some good work
with the community.
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Oh, you don't usually agree with me.
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Well, you don't usually have good ideas.
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Are you messing with me?
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No, I think this is smart.
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Are you doing reverse psychology?
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No.
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Are you doing reverse psychology?
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I don't think so.
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So what's happening?
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Are we doing the booth or not?
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I'm not sure anymore.
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Okay,
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so they're going to go live to us in about
20 minutes.
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Just keep it casual and look at me on the
camera.
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You don't need to explain it to me.
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I'm also in the news business.
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The good news business.
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Fine.
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I got more like that.
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Can't wait.
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So, any questions?
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Yes.
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Do those have one more button or is that
all the way up?
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You're blown into gear.
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Pretty is a picture.
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You know, you're looking a little shiny.
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Do you want me to powder you?
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I have my own makeup.
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Thank you.
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Dammit.
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It's a church carnival.
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Dang, it's only please.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Great.
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No one or so far, but I'm handing out a
lot of business cars.
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I guess everyone can't throw up a bomb.
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I rigged it.
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The balls extra heavy and the tires extra
small.
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What's your cheating at a church carnival?
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How are you with your mother's son?
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I think it skips a generation.
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Also, what if when your interview in Pastor
Jeff, our booth is in the background?
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So, Mandy McAllister is standing in front
of the McAllister tire booth?
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Yeah.
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And let me take it down a button.
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Okay, you and your mother need to think,
what's about my clean itch?
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The pet python was finally found in the
bathroom at the local park.
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So just remember, look before you leak.
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And if you're looking for something fun to
do with the family this weekend,
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our very own Mandy McAllister has a
suggestion.
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Mandy?
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Thank you, Kimberly.
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So I'm here with Pastor Jeff Difford at
the first Baptist Church carnival,
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where the funnel cakes are hot, the booths
are hot, and all the money goes to charity.
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Pastor Jeff, give us the detail.
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Well, the devil's in the details,
but I'll give you the scoop.
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Just a little church humor.
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You did warn me.
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We'll be out here all weekend raising
money for the food bank.
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It's going to be full of good old-fashioned
wholesome fun, sack races, egg toss.
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You might even get a chance to sink yours
truly in the dunk tank.
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Well, that is tempting.
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And it's going to be a beautiful day for
it.
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I've predicted sunny skies all through
Monday.
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Yes, we've got him to thank for that.
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Or her.
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Oh, I met God.
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No, I know so did I.
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But God's a man.
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Good be a woman.
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Our father, who aren't heaven,
sounds like a man.
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Fair point, although created all life,
sounds like a woman.
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Well, he's not.
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I'm just saying we don't know.
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You may not, but I do.
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Well, one thing we can agree
on, the carnivals open from
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noon until nine, Saturday
and Sunday, so come on down.
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For Channel 7, I'm Danny McAllister.
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He's a man.
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And we're clear.
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Okay, well, that was fun.
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What?
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Look, I know your mom's upset, but
other than her and Pastor Jeff, I promise.
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No one cares.
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So God's a woman.
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See?
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Come on, it's not that big a deal.
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It is a huge deal.
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Dad, you can't even say anything bad.
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Still shouldn't have said it.
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Oh, my God.
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Maybe call it what the G-word for,
wow.
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It's not like I said, God doesn't exist,
because I think she does.
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Not funny.
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I have to live in this town.
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I have a hair appointment tomorrow.
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That is three hours of dirty looks and
bliss, your heart.
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You're overreacting.
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There's three things you don't talk about
in Texas.
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Religion, politics, and money.
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What about sex?
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Four things.
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Well, maybe it's time we start talking
about them.
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Bliss, your heart.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I can assure you
her views do not reflect
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those of this station,
and we will take care of it.
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I don't think we stone people anymore.
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Thanks for calling.
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Goodbye, Reverend.
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Let me guess.
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Another fan.
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It's not a joke.
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Folks are really upset.
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Tell that blaspheming fanbo.
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She can do her next weather report from
hell.
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Well, that's silly.
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It's going to be hot there.
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I know we should pull you off the schedule
for a while.
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Let everybody cool down.
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No, no, no.
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Don't take me off the air.
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I can fix this.
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I'll just apologize.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Why are you surprised?
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As long as I've known you, I've never
heard you apologize for anything.
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And I am so sorry for that.
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I've heard it.
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I'll practice.
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And before we go to commercial,
our Channel 7 Weather Girl, Mandy
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McAllister has a special message for our
audience.
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Mandy?
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Thanks, Kimberly.
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I just wanted to address some comments I
made on air yesterday.
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I meant no disrespect, but I understand if
some of you were offended.
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So, from the bottom of my heart,
I'm sorry you took it the wrong way.
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Personally, I thought it was a compliment.
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I think women are great, and God would be
so lucky to be one.
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But this is Texas, so I should have kept
my mouth shut.
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That's you, Kimberly.
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Okay, Doki.
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And while we go to commercial,
how about we all pray for Mandy?
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Suspended.
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Can you believe it?
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Oh, I got suspended a ton of times.
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It ain't bad.
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Sit at home, watch TV, hit your dad's
liquor cabinet.
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This isn't high school, Georgie.
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I could lose my job.
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You ain't gonna lose nothing.
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You just gotta let this blow over.
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Somebody will grow the world's biggest
pumpkin and they'll forget all about you.
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I really don't think so.
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You see how huge some of them pumpkins
get?
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You could live him.
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Do you think what I said was so wrong?
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I don't know.
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I guess I never really thought about it.
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Why would you, you're a man?
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Like, if God's a woman, I'm cool with it.
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You really feel that way?
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No.
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Wow, I wish everybody was as open-minded
as you.
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I mean, if you think about it,
plagues, floods.
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That kind of temper sounds like a woman to
make.
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I bet that's to look God gives right
before she smites, folks.
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Hey.
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Hey, honey.
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Everything okay?
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Not really.
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Man to get suspended.
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I heard.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you?
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Of course.
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She is my daughter-in-law and I love her.
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What?
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00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,820
She said what she said.
263
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:32,100
And then she tried to undo what she said
and she said more.
264
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,880
She was only at that corner because y'all
asked.
265
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,320
I didn't ask her to mop God.
266
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,360
She said she saw him.
267
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,080
That I took it the wrong way.
268
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,160
I heard.
269
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,480
That ain't what she meant.
270
00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,980
Georgia, what do you want me to do?
271
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,080
I can't help the people are mad.
272
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,940
Maybe Pastor Jeff can say something to
Solomon.
273
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,300
You know, love the sinner.
274
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,180
Judge, not lest you be judged.
275
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,800
Give Mandy a break because her husband's
drowning in debt.
276
00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:04,180
I will talk to him, but he is mighty
paved.
277
00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:07,700
Yeah, but he listens to you so you can
deephe him.
278
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,000
Deephe him?
279
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:11,320
On?
280
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,380
Deephe him?
281
00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:14,780
No, it's deephe.
282
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,210
What's your reading?
283
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:23,670
Another ratchet, hate mail.
284
00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:27,630
Jokes on you, Satan Barbie sounds cool.
285
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:30,650
May I?
286
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:33,410
Yeah, knock yourself out.
287
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,970
So the bad ones go here, and the really
bad ones go here.
288
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:49,800
What's that file?
289
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:50,860
You don't want to know.
290
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,020
I thought at least one person will be on
my side.
291
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:56,740
Now hold on.
292
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,720
I think this one.
293
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:00,900
No.
294
00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:02,160
Whoa, yeah, no.
295
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,700
Hey, Raven, search.
296
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:10,720
Congratulations, you knocked a pregnant
teenager off the top of the prayer list.
297
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:13,580
Someone's the bell of the ball.
298
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,080
Where are you at church?
299
00:13:16,745 --> 00:13:18,064
I was hoping I could
get Pastor Jeff to say
300
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,401
something in a sermon
to call him everyone down.
301
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,440
Was he gonna?
302
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,520
He will.
303
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,760
If you sit down with him on errand
publicly apologize.
304
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:27,920
Oh, no.
305
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,300
I will not be extorted.
306
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,340
Okay.
307
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,600
Well, I tried.
308
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:44,750
I'll do it.
309
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:45,890
I'll do it.
310
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,020
Shouldn't you be working?
311
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,120
On what?
312
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,800
Belly had any customers since your wife
made God mad.
313
00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:01,240
There's a car up on the lift.
314
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,920
Yeah, mine.
315
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,800
Figure I changed the shocks and let me be
my new home.
316
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:09,100
She's gonna fix this and everything will
go back to normal.
317
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,160
Doesn't help that her name is on the
store.
318
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,520
So, we'll change the name to Cooper.
319
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,640
Why not Alvarez?
320
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,360
Cooper's got two hoes.
321
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,820
We can make them look like tires.
322
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,220
I wanna argue with that.
323
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,360
But it's good.
324
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,260
I'm handy through those letters away.
325
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,320
She did.
326
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,530
You took them out of the trash.
327
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,600
I tried not to.
328
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,460
I failed.
329
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,780
What is wrong with people?
330
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,540
They don't have to agree with her,
but there's no reason to tear her apart.
331
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,800
You know, we got one of them AOL discs in
the mail the other day.
332
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,620
We're about it.
333
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,720
I have a feeling this whole worldwide web
thing is gonna bring us all together.
334
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:05,960
Let's make people kind.
335
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,500
Can't happen soon enough.
336
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,420
People all over the world talking to each
other.
337
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:13,620
I don't see the downside.
338
00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:22,870
Hey.
339
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:23,910
Hey.
340
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,290
You're not reading more than letters,
are you?
341
00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:28,035
Oh, my mom found this one in the pile.
342
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,110
It's from a little girl.
343
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:30,310
It can be made.
344
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,350
Don't take it personal.
345
00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:34,310
No, she thanked me for what I said.
346
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,610
She called me an inspiration.
347
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:38,470
She didn't spell it right, but it still
counts.
348
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:42,330
I-N-S-P-R-A-T-O-N?
349
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:43,830
Yes.
350
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,190
Take that, she'll.
351
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,490
Anyway, I got me thinking about CC and the
kind of example I'm certain.
352
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:52,230
What do you mean?
353
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,430
Being a hypocrite just to keep my job.
354
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,390
Everybody does that.
355
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,730
Besides, she's gonna grow up with the
famous new lady for a mom.
356
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,050
That's a good example.
357
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,250
Thank you.
358
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,430
Oh, come on.
359
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:06,290
Great job.
360
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:07,230
Beautiful kid.
361
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:08,630
Young trophy husband.
362
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,910
You've got it all.
363
00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:13,370
Chopy husband, huh?
364
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,110
You've seen me with my shirt off.
365
00:16:23,665 --> 00:16:26,190
Pastor Jeff, thank you again for doing
this.
366
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,570
Happy to be an example of Christian
forgiveness.
367
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,550
Get that all out now.
368
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,910
I'm just stretching my eyes.
369
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:38,750
Okay, we're back in five, four.
370
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:42,890
Hi.
371
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:44,090
Mandy McAllister again.
372
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,510
Don't change the channel.
373
00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:49,793
I know I upset a lot
of people, and I realize
374
00:16:49,794 --> 00:16:53,370
that instead of talking
more, I should listen.
375
00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:57,710
Which is why I have Pastor Jeff from First
Baptist here with me.
376
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:02,690
Can I just say, I am so sorry that I
offended you.
377
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:05,870
Thank you.
378
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,410
And I understand you've been getting a lot
of hate mail.
379
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:11,230
So I would like to remind my Christian
community.
380
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,990
That is not how Jesus teaches us to
behave.
381
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,710
We don't write nasty letters about our
neighbors.
382
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,830
We write them about the Simpsons.
383
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,070
I'm nice to our campaign.
384
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:22,810
We're going to get out.
385
00:17:22,811 --> 00:17:24,150
Why is she staring like that?
386
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,270
She was trying not to roll your ass.
387
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,050
Well, I'm so glad we could put this behind
us.
388
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,790
I think what ruffled the
feathers of my flock was
389
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:38,230
that your comments
seemed disrespectful of God.
390
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,390
Uh-huh, we good?
391
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,790
And frankly, a little ignorant of a
scripture.
392
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:47,330
For God so loved the world that he gave
his only son.
393
00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:48,331
Okay, you know what?
394
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,100
I can't do this.
395
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:50,950
Sure you can.
396
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,250
Keep going.
397
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,983
I didn't mean to offend
you, and I am sorry
398
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:57,490
for that, but I'm not
sorry for what I said.
399
00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:00,853
I don't want my daughter
or any other little girl thinking
400
00:18:00,854 --> 00:18:03,330
that they need to apologize
for having an opinion.
401
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:08,991
So if that's what it takes for
me to keep this job, then... I quit.
402
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:10,790
God.
403
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,190
What did she do?
404
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:13,930
What did I do?
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