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Hi,
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I'm Jessie, and this is my husband,
Woody. I kind of feel like it's really
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important, I've learned, to experience
different cocks.
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They all hit differently.
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I feel like sex is medicine, and people
should always be horny, people should
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always be fucking.
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He's sitting there filming the whole
thing.
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Ever since then, I'm like, yes, like, I
need this.
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I need these different healing talks.
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Oh, yeah. Give it to me. And you're
watching Wifey .com.
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We just pulled up to the wifey set, and
we can't wait to show you. Super
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excited.
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What's in store for me?
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Be a good dad.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Oh,
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my God. Here we go.
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It's going to be a good day.
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Come on.
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Hey, what's up, guys?
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Back on set over here at Wifey.
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I'm excited to meet Jesse and Woody
today.
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Got a lot in store for them. I know they
got a lot in store for me.
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Stay tuned.
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Hey, how are you?
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Good. Nice to meet you.
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This is going to be fun.
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I know.
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We are both from the suburbs of Chicago.
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Our friends were actually dating, and
they were hanging out, and we actually
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just kind of tagged along and ended up
just hanging out. He walked me out to my
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car the first night, and I was like, if
this guy gives me a hug, if he kisses
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me, he's out.
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And so he didn't. I don't know. He
didn't. I was playing the long game.
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Yeah, and so then we were like,
obviously, it was...
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It was spring break for both of us.
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So we were like hanging out all day,
every day.
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And on night three, we happened to just
be like driving around.
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And he was like, oh, we should go park
over there.
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And we parked somewhere and we banged it
out.
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And it was... Who would have thought
that waiting three days for a kiss would
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get inside her pants?
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And the rest is history.
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And the craziest part, actually, about
that is our friends were dating for
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if you even call it that. They were our
best friends, by the way. Yeah. You did
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not mention that. And they were dating
for... Six days.
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Yes. They lasted. And in those six days,
that six -day window is when we met.
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We knew we were always going to get
married. We wouldn't have stayed
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We were, like, long -distance dating
through high school, college, after
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college. So it was going to happen.
Yeah, we kind of beat all the odds of
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window to meet each other, long
-distance high school, long -distance
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Basically just kind of getting through
certain phases of life before popping
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question and tying the knot. So we have
been married for eight years.
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Slump pinching your nipple.
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Save it for later.
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We have not done really any
experimentation just because we've been
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so long that there wasn't an
opportunity.
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So it all happened deep into our
relationship.
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We discovered the lifestyle about three
years ago. He was like, oh, you should
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try this foot modeling out online.
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He does not have a foot fetish. I've
honestly thought that my feet were ugly
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whole life. I was super self -conscious
about them.
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And so I was like, okay, sure, I'll try
it.
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I met this guy in the lifestyle, like,
maybe two months in to the foot
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modeling. And he told me all about it.
Of course, I told him, like, you've got
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to see this. You've got to hear about
this.
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It was just intriguing from the start.
Yeah, because to be quite honest, I was
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always on the opposite end. I was like,
no way I would ever do this. So because
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I think I brought it up and approached
him, it was like, it went well. If he
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would have ever brought it up to me, I
would have been like, what?
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Like, heck no. So from there, this
person literally taught us everything we
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needed to know.
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And it slowly evolved from there.
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We actually never even met the guy.
Yeah. It was just conversations, and he
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an open book, and we had questions, and
he gave us answers.
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And I guess the funny thing is we don't
even know if they were, like, honest
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stories or honest answers, but we took
it for what it was, and it kind of got
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to where we are now.
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Yeah.
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So at first, I was like, I would only
show my feet.
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And my butt. It was, like, nothing else,
no nude.
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And then I started, like, meeting a few
people where I was like, okay, like,
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I'll show you, but I won't show
everyone.
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And it slowly evolved, really. I've only
been doing fucking
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content, I don't know what you want to
call it, like, the last three or four
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months. I mean, I've always been doing
this behind the scenes, but no one ever,
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I didn't tell anyone.
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No one knew about it.
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It was kind of a surprise to everyone
when I started posting, like, publicly
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having sex and stuff because people
thought I didn't do any nude. It was
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fully clothed, just feet. But I guess in
the lifestyle, I had a bit of a hard
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time finding people that I really
enjoyed fucking.
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So I've kind of ended up here.
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My first hot wifing experience, I found
this guy on a dating app, a very
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friendly dating app. Like a lifestyle.
Yeah, like an open dating app. I don't
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love, like, all the chatting. I kind of
am more like, we'll chat in person and
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me. I just want to know, like, you're
legit and sexy.
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And I show up at this Mexican joint. We
had a couple margaritas.
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We go back to his Airbnb. So I'm just
kind of hanging out, letting her do her
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thing, and then, you know, I've got,
like, the location on, so I'm like, all
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right, they're making their way back.
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Yeah, you get to see it for every step
of the way. Start getting some pictures
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and videos.
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Yes, we always are spending it while
stuff is happening. Yeah, kind of like
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real time.
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And so then, yeah, they had a good time.
And kind of to Jesse's point before,
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for us, it's really just about, like,
the enjoyment of the sex.
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We really have been doing more, like,
couple swapping and threesome
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stuff. And then it was just...
scheduling and all that got really
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so we ended... Hotline stuff has maybe
been the last year about. Scheduling was
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always a bitch.
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The easiest and most common one is just
kind of getting Jeffy to go out and
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have some fun with a lucky guy.
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Yeah, I kind of feel like it's really
important, I've learned, to experience
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different cocks.
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They all hit differently.
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And since I've like gotten into this
whole thing, I feel like sex is medicine
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and people should always be horny.
People should always be fucking.
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So I took this sex course a couple of
years ago. We had just started in the
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lifestyle.
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And I feel like there was like, I'm
like, there's something missing. Like
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there's so much, there's gotta be like
so much more to sex.
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So that's kind of what I'm referring to
with, like, you have to test out, like,
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different cocks. Again, you said, too,
everyone fucks different.
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Everything hits differently.
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And so this course, I was, like, talked
about this squirting thing.
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And I didn't believe it. I was, like, no
way. I question it so much.
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And this...
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This guy came over to our house one
night. I had never met him, never talked
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him. He kind of did, like, he met him at
a bar just to make sure he was cool and
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came back, and it was, like, this crazy
thing where there was just, like, squirt
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everywhere.
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And I'm like, that's exactly why
everyone needs to try a different cock
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it's just he was fucking differently, he
was hitting differently, and he's
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sitting there filming the whole thing.
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And so ever since then, I'm like, yes,
like, this is, I need this. I
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need these different healing talks.
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So it's called The Well -Fucked Woman,
and every woman should be very well
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-fucked.
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I've learned.
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Otherwise, you get a little uptight.
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It goes in, like, steps. So, like, the
first step is just, like, breaking down
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all of these, like, traumas or shame and
what society has basically told
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you. Social pressures. Yeah, you can and
can't be this certain way.
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And then it goes on to, like,
discovering yourself and learning about
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Like, I never looked at my pussy. I
never masturbated. And so, like, that
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learning experience in my, like...
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Just that in itself.
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Like, I was like, all right, fucking is
my life now. Because, because.
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It was like, I've got a stuffy nose. I
need you to fuck it out of me. Exactly.
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It's like, it's medicine.
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It heals so much quicker, better than
anything else.
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And I just feel like we all need that.
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Next, I want to learn how to shoot ping
pong balls out of my pussy. Because I've
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heard this a ton.
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Oh, man.
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We almost view sex as like a team sport.
And it's like however
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everybody can get some enjoyment out of
it. If I were to go play basketball with
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the same person every single day, I'm
not going to see any new moves. I'm not
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going to learn anything really much
about the game. But if I play with
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different or all of a sudden there's
four people I'm playing with, then...
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We kind of compare that to the bedroom.
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Next thing you know, you got a new way
to hit a jumper.
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I'm Jesse.
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Oh, yeah?
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I love Jesse because you can just kind
of be yourself around her.
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Like, right from the jump, it was...
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Like, I would have some friends where
I'd hang out with them, and then we'd go
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on, like, a double date or go and hang
out with other people, and I'd be like,
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who the fuck are you? Like, what are
you, why are you acting like that?
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And I kind of quickly realized that it
was like, you know, maybe they were
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trying to impress their girlfriend or
whatever, and she just takes everybody
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who they are and finds the good in
everybody as well.
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What I've always loved about you
physically is your eyes.
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Tell me more.
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I love your memory.
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Really?
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Because you say you fucking hate it all
the time.
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I hate it because it's against me now.
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But when we first started dating, your
confidence and your memory was like, I
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was like, oh my gosh.
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Anytime we came into a room, I was like,
he's got it. All I have to do is stand
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here. We have been together so long that
my compliments...
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just gets stuck in the mud because it's
like I'm supposed to say that or she's
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heard me say it a thousand times.
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But then what happened was is once we
got in the lifestyle, there's other
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that are starting to shower her with
compliments.
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And all the same shit that I've been
saying forever, but it just means a
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bit more because it's not coming from
the husband. Coming from someone else.
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And so once she started to get showered
with all of the things that I had
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already believed and shared with her,
then she's like, all right, okay.
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From guys and girls. I mean, that's the
thing, too, is all the girls in the
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lifestyle are so complimentary.
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Like, even if they're not bi or they're
not necessarily into people, they are
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just extraordinary. Extremely
complimentary and inclusive.
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And so, yeah, now she's strutting it all
out on the dance floor.
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If a tune comes on, you'll see her
starting to move and do her thing.
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And, yeah, so I started to outsource all
my compliments to everybody else
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around because mine don't mean shit.
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I still love you. Thank you.
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These are dick sucking lips. Yeah, I'm
saying they're ready.
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No, they're not.
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Hot wiping has definitely enhanced our
relationship.
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You can kind of dial it up and dial it
down.
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It's not necessarily something where
it's like you eat, sleep, breathe it.
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like if there's a time that it works.
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then we can kind of enjoy it. And if we
get busy with all the things that life
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offers, then we can kind of tune it back
down. And it's not necessarily
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something that's required in our life,
but it's something that we enjoy to do
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that can kind of spice things up.
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Not the fun part, but the communication
of it.
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It's a bitch.
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It's a bitch.
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I know. It's like you just start, like,
texting someone else, and it's like,
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well, what are you texting type of
thing. But it's fun now. You just talk
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right then and there.
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It's like, yeah.
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And I'm very open about everything. He
knows the second something is up.
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Yeah, she'll be like, who the fuck is
this?
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One thing we do is I'll tell her as soon
as she sits down.
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I'll be like, give me a 1 out of 10.
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Oh, yeah, and I always forget. So he has
to text me, like, while I'm on, like,
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the date with the person.
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And so, yeah, she'll be like, uh. A
rating, 1 out of 10. 8 .7. I'm like, all
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right. Or he'll be like, really?
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Like, only that?
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And I'm like, yeah, unfortunately.
There's only one time that I got a real
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number where I didn't feel too good
about it. Yeah, I came home promptly
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that drink.
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I fucked up.
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When she gets back from a date, it's
usually... Go time.
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Go time. She's like, I've been waiting
for three hours. That took too long.
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Yeah. And so I'm usually kind of ready
to go.
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But I also kind of want some feedback. I
don't give a shit how good your
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margarita was. I'm more curious about
what happened afterwards.
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Well, and I guess that's more like,
right, that's the buildup than to us
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in person. Yeah.
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It turns into sex.
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Very fast.
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Yeah, I got my preview.
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I've learned that I really like a
dominant man in the bedroom. I just like
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check out. Like, I like to show up and,
you know, you tell me what to do and I'm
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here for it.
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And I really love, like, this really
firm, like, manly touch.
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I love to be, like, picked up and thrown
around and, like, pressed on, like,
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just to feel all of this masculine
energy.
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My first favorite thing I ever learned
is he will, like, push down on my back,
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like, in between my shoulder blades when
we're fucking, and it goes from, like,
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you know, 20%, like, 100%, like, that.
It's crazy.
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I will provide you a nice wet pussy, and
you fuck me.
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Jesse is definitely best at being a
cowgirl and hopping on top, and
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definitely riding cowgirl is quite the
thing. I do like riding some cocks.
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This guy, I don't know how this ended
up, but I call it the mermaid. It could
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a pose, could not be a pose.
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But I don't know. At first, too, it was
funny because it was like, that's what I
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was wondering. Can we, like, show y 'all
or no?
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This is... Oh.
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So, it's... Oh!
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Yeah,
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that was close to being bad.
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So, basically, it's like this, but not
quite like this. Yeah, I'm just trying
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not to poke an eye out.
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Anyways, this is our mermaid.
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That's the mermaid.
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Yeah.
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Anyway,
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so he's, like, wedging me like this up
and down, and it just hits. Again,
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that's, like, the cock thing because
that's the one spot that his cock, like,
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hits. It's like, whoo!
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And, like, crazy.
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Yeah. So that's my favorite from you.
You look incredible.
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Thank you. Are you kidding me?
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I want to, like, fuck for a while. It's
not like 10, 20 minutes. It's like, no,
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we're going to fuck and we're going to
fuck.
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So then it's like you're doing all the
different positions because you're
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fucking for so long.
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Part of the class is actually scheduling
three -hour sex dates.
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Once a week. And so that includes, you
know, the warm -up and all of that, and
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that's a big... piece of the class,
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but she's also so tiny that in order for
her to open up properly and be able to
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do the things that she likes to do and
myself and other guys like to do and
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it does take a significant warm -up, and
warm -up for people who
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are not as educated or
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experienced, I guess, with different
levels of sex.
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They think of warm -up like, okay, you
know, dip my fingers in for a little bit
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and spit on it. Let's be like, I end up
giving blowjobs so much.
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Don't get me wrong, I love sucking dick.
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But again, like, oh, yeah, a lot of the
lifestyle stuff is just people, like,
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it's like, what about me?
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Yeah, I think, like, the anticipation.
Because if you want me to fuck you good,
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I will, but we've got to get there.
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And then I will fuck you good.
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He was back at home working and I drove
a couple hours to meet this couple that
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I had never met.
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The husband is super into squirting and
he's like, oh yeah, that's me. And his
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wife is like, he's the guy. If you want
to learn how to squirt, he's the guy.
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And I'm like, I'm always down to learn
because I still cannot get myself to
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squirt. He's like, we're going to get
you to squirt.
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And I was like, sweet, let's do it.
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He was like, just make sure to drink
your water on the way, which I did.
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And we show up, and I guess he usually
uses his fingers for girls to
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squirt, but things got carried away
really fast.
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It was like the right length and the
right curve, and I hopped on him, and it
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was like maybe five seconds.
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I just started like squirting
everywhere.
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I think we might have ruined the hotel
couch and the hotel bed because it just,
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it was crazy. It would not stop.
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We even like took a break, like moving
from the couch because he could not, he
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could not fuck me. He was like slipping
on the floor in the couch.
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People on the floor below were like,
what the fuck?
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Drips from the ceiling.
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Anyways, so that was wild. I don't know.
I don't count the squirtings. He was
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like, there might have been like 18 or
20 because he was gung -ho.
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And that is your favorite hot wife
experience.
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Yeah, it was good.
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We think it's important to see real
couples in this space because...
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If you can't tell by now, we're just
extremely sex positive, and I think it's
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just such a depressed part of people's
lives.
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Yeah. And I think that if, and not to
speak for you, but it's like we think
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it can bring people together, it can
bring spouses together, it can bring
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relationships closer.
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Just purely sex, not necessarily
bringing others into your life or what
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you, but we just think that sex in
general is so important.
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And, you know, it's the one reason we're
all here today.
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Everybody in this room, everybody in the
state, everybody in the country, we're
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all here because someone dropped a seed
inside of somebody else. I think that
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that is...
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Safe science, in my opinion.
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Sex is like life force energy.
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It's like you need it to live.
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I always crack up because I'll see some
news article where they're like, you
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know, if you fuck your spouse twice a
week, you've got a better chance of this
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and this. I'm like, twice a week?
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I'm like, that sounds miserable.
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Like, but, you know, everybody has, you
know, they're in different stages of
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their life and I get that. But we just
believe that if we're able to share a
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little bit of our story and it helps
somebody or they hear something, then we
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think that that's cool. I kind of bring
it to to like like the second chakra
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where it's like sex, money and
creativity all go hand in hand.
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Yeah, I just don't get why people aren't
having more sex.
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Is this your first time at YG?
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It is. I'm sure she's going to have a
great time.
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I'm sure I'll have a great time. The
people here have been unbelievably cool,
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and it's cool to be in a safe space to
enjoy this.
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share a little bit of our story with the
world.
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And if anybody's able to take something
away from our experience or our story,
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then I guess it's a win.
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Awesome. Well, thank you guys so much.
We have the amazing Alex Jones ready in
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the wing.
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Are you ready to share your wifey
experience with the world?
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So ready.
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Absolutely.
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All right, let's get started.
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Have some fun.
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You got layers, huh?
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Right? Too much.
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You got no panties on.
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Let me set you up for that.
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this way.
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I think you can rip it off.
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Yeah. Rip it off, yeah.
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We might.
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Should we not do that then? We can.
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Amazing, oh my God.
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Your throat feels amazing, oh my God.
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Yes, just like that.
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Just like that. That's fucking nice.
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That's nice.
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Yes, let that tickle your tongue with
it.
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Yes.
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I like that.
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I like that.
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just like that
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Thank you.
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Good.
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Let's put your hands on my chest.
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Fucking liar. Oh, fuck yes.
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I hate you. I hate you so much.
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Thank you.
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Wow, we did it. We had so much fun on
YV.
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Just got wrapped up.
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Had a blast. I did.
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For sure.
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From start to finish, it was
unbelievable. The team here is awesome.
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Yeah.
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They're so cool.
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Extremely professional, of course.
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So much fun.
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All fun.
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All the little details, everybody's so
cool.
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It was more than I expected.
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Everything and more.
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Yeah, it was great.
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My favorite part was getting to fuck
someone else than my husband.
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I like fucking on our toes.
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That was my thing.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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