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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:03,173 Oh man, I love this place. 2 00:00:03,206 --> 00:00:04,943 You remember when Dad used to take us here? 3 00:00:05,043 --> 00:00:07,015 Yup, yup. We've been coming here forever. 4 00:00:07,081 --> 00:00:08,249 This place is classic. 5 00:00:08,349 --> 00:00:10,187 Though that mascot always creeped me out. 6 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:12,893 Aw Mr. Funbuns? I love Mr. Funbuns. 7 00:00:12,926 --> 00:00:14,061 I used to sleep with him. 8 00:00:14,094 --> 00:00:15,264 Uh... what? 9 00:00:15,331 --> 00:00:17,101 - He was my first plushie. - Ah. 10 00:00:17,201 --> 00:00:19,105 Man, every time I see him, 11 00:00:19,105 --> 00:00:21,209 he brings back so many happy memories. 12 00:00:21,242 --> 00:00:22,111 Ehh, I don't know, man. 13 00:00:22,244 --> 00:00:24,215 I think it's like straight up nightmare fuel. 14 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:26,887 I mean, why is it a hot dog eating hot dogs? 15 00:00:26,987 --> 00:00:28,189 - Congratulations! - Oh! 16 00:00:28,223 --> 00:00:29,626 Hey Mr. Funbuns! 17 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:31,864 You've just broken our all time record for 18 00:00:31,964 --> 00:00:33,433 most hot dogs eaten in an hour! 19 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,335 I did? 20 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,072 Yo Hank dude, that's awesome. 21 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:38,510 Ya know, there's a hot dog eating contest 22 00:00:38,544 --> 00:00:40,347 at the Glantontown Fair this year. 23 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,318 You should sign up. - Oh uh... 24 00:00:42,451 --> 00:00:43,253 Yo no way. 25 00:00:43,453 --> 00:00:45,391 The winner gets a signed Cooper DeJean jersey. 26 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:47,394 Hank, you gotta do this. You would crush it. 27 00:00:47,427 --> 00:00:49,833 Oh okay. Uh, what do I gotta do? 28 00:00:50,502 --> 00:00:52,606 It's a hot dog eating contest. 29 00:00:53,508 --> 00:00:56,614 It's a contest where you eat hot dogs, Hank. 30 00:00:56,881 --> 00:00:58,349 He's in. 31 00:00:59,686 --> 00:01:02,357 ♪ Well, I used to work in hot dog factory ♪ 32 00:01:02,391 --> 00:01:04,361 ♪ until them robots came along, ♪ 33 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:06,266 ♪ and now there is no job for me, ♪ 34 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,570 ♪ but I get three thousand bucks a month. ♪ 35 00:01:08,704 --> 00:01:13,246 ♪ Thanks to UBI. ♪ 36 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,787 ♪ Now we're Universal Basic Guys. ♪ 37 00:01:16,887 --> 00:01:21,664 ♪ It may not sound like much, but we're still gonna try. ♪ 38 00:01:21,697 --> 00:01:26,238 ♪ We're just Universal Basic Guys. ♪ 39 00:01:32,786 --> 00:01:33,688 Yo, Chet, watch your six! 40 00:01:33,754 --> 00:01:36,059 Thanks, Dar. Oh crap, there's more of them! 41 00:01:36,092 --> 00:01:37,763 Yo, I'm hit! Where are my heals, Monte? 42 00:01:37,863 --> 00:01:39,632 Yeah, I think Monte got booted. 43 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,068 Again? Ugh. 44 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:43,306 Welp. I got merked by a Smurf. 45 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,745 [knock knock] Guess what day it is? 46 00:01:45,879 --> 00:01:47,148 Uh... Saturday? 47 00:01:47,181 --> 00:01:48,584 It's the Glantontown Fair! 48 00:01:48,685 --> 00:01:50,420 The fair is for kids and old people. 49 00:01:50,453 --> 00:01:53,260 Oh come on, Dar. It's our little tradition! 50 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:56,032 I got pictures of you every year on the carousel. 51 00:01:56,066 --> 00:01:58,070 Ok well, I'm 14. It's weird. 52 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,440 Uncle Hank's doing a hot dog eating contest. 53 00:02:00,474 --> 00:02:03,180 Mom, we're in the middle of an Overwar tournament, 54 00:02:03,313 --> 00:02:05,484 and I'm on the best kill streak of my life. 55 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:07,890 Alright well, I certainly wouldn't want to mess up 56 00:02:07,923 --> 00:02:09,092 your... kill streak. 57 00:02:09,225 --> 00:02:11,496 I'm back. Sorry about that. What did I miss? 58 00:02:11,496 --> 00:02:15,204 Uh, Monte got banned for "excessive toxic behavior." 59 00:02:15,237 --> 00:02:16,105 Whatever that means. 60 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:18,443 I can message Liam and see if he wants to play healer. 61 00:02:18,476 --> 00:02:21,182 Woah, the kid with the overactive saliva glands? 62 00:02:21,215 --> 00:02:22,317 Sorry. Hard no. 63 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:24,255 Well we're gonna need someone to play 64 00:02:24,322 --> 00:02:25,925 healer or else we're gonna get rolled. 65 00:02:26,025 --> 00:02:29,432 Ya know, if you're looking for a healer... I am a nurse. 66 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:30,333 Okay, Mom. 67 00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:32,471 What? I've played video games before. 68 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,075 You know, I used to beat the crap 69 00:02:34,075 --> 00:02:35,845 out of Aunt Renee at Mario Kart? 70 00:02:35,878 --> 00:02:37,214 Are you actually serious? 71 00:02:37,314 --> 00:02:38,617 This isn't Mario Kart. 72 00:02:38,651 --> 00:02:40,722 You would get destroyed in this game. 73 00:02:40,755 --> 00:02:41,857 You sure about that? 74 00:02:41,891 --> 00:02:43,560 Yes. Bye, Mom. 75 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,073 Oh man, I've never had this many people watch me eat. 76 00:02:50,107 --> 00:02:51,710 Relax, dude. Okay, you got this. 77 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:53,412 You've been doing this your whole life. 78 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:55,383 Only now, it counts for something. 79 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:57,154 Alright, here we go. 80 00:02:57,254 --> 00:02:58,289 What's up, G-Town!? 81 00:02:58,389 --> 00:03:01,362 It's the moment some of you have been waiting for... 82 00:03:01,395 --> 00:03:03,499 The Glantontown Glizzydown. 83 00:03:03,534 --> 00:03:05,771 Today, our gastric gladiators 84 00:03:05,804 --> 00:03:11,015 battle to see who can down the most dogs in 10 Minutos! 85 00:03:11,115 --> 00:03:12,919 Let's go, Hank! Woo! 86 00:03:13,019 --> 00:03:14,656 Heads up that today's event is an 87 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,560 officially sanctioned qualifier for the 88 00:03:16,593 --> 00:03:20,267 Wiener World Championship in Oceanwood, New Jersey. 89 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,672 Yo you hear that, Tam? That's like, actually on TV. 90 00:03:22,739 --> 00:03:26,146 Alright eaters, on your marks. Get set. 91 00:03:26,246 --> 00:03:27,749 Glizz!!! 92 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,124 Let's go Hank! C'mon! Get after it! 93 00:03:32,258 --> 00:03:33,761 Yeah! Let's go Hank! 94 00:03:34,262 --> 00:03:37,736 Mmm. Oh yeah. 95 00:03:38,303 --> 00:03:40,875 Oh my God. Who is that woman? 96 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:42,411 She's an eating machine. 97 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:45,283 Oh no. She's a ringer. 98 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:54,234 You gonna to eat all those? 99 00:03:56,139 --> 00:03:58,410 Well, he's got the eating part down. 100 00:03:58,711 --> 00:04:01,584 Not sure about the uh... competitive part. 101 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,757 ... Three, two, one... Alright! 102 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,893 Dogs down! 103 00:04:07,562 --> 00:04:08,664 Hmm. 104 00:04:09,464 --> 00:04:11,202 Uh... the contest is over my guy. 105 00:04:11,436 --> 00:04:12,437 Oh I know, yeah. 106 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:13,941 I Just don't wanna waste the dogs. 107 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,578 Let's give it up for our winner, 108 00:04:15,612 --> 00:04:19,586 eating a redonk 65 hot dogs in 10 minutes, 109 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:25,931 from Brooklyn, New York, Anna "The Anaconda" Conda! 110 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,537 Oh c'mon! 111 00:04:28,571 --> 00:04:31,242 How you like them dogs Glansonville! 112 00:04:31,309 --> 00:04:33,479 Brooklyn Represent! 113 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,952 Yo. That's disrespectful. 114 00:04:36,052 --> 00:04:37,221 Alright. Uh, quick announcement: 115 00:04:37,321 --> 00:04:38,591 If we got any doctors up in here, 116 00:04:38,624 --> 00:04:39,959 Mo the Meat Mountain's got a 117 00:04:40,059 --> 00:04:41,530 little medical situation going on. 118 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,070 Man that was fun. Those were some solid dogs. 119 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:46,606 And that's all that matters, honey. 120 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,980 Uh no. That is not all that matters, actually. 121 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,650 God gave this man a gift. 122 00:04:51,717 --> 00:04:54,488 And yeah, it's a weird gift, but it's still a gift. 123 00:04:54,522 --> 00:04:56,994 And it would be a sin not to develop it. 124 00:04:57,094 --> 00:04:58,129 Hank could be special. 125 00:04:58,263 --> 00:04:59,533 Whoa, you really think so, Mark? 126 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,070 Pfft, I know so, okay. I think you could go pro. 127 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:04,441 I mean, with the right training, you could be the vessel 128 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:06,378 through which I vicariously fulfill 129 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:08,216 everything that I have ever wanted. 130 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:10,219 Oh, man. I've always dreamed about 131 00:05:10,253 --> 00:05:11,523 helping you live out your dreams. 132 00:05:11,623 --> 00:05:13,727 Hell yeah. Let's do it. 133 00:05:14,963 --> 00:05:16,666 Oh, damn! I'm hit. 134 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,136 What the hell, Liam? 135 00:05:18,203 --> 00:05:19,639 I thought you were pocketing him. 136 00:05:19,673 --> 00:05:21,543 Sorry! The lag's bad. 137 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:25,450 My brother upstairs is running a Gonjacoin masternode. 138 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:27,522 Did he just get kicked? 139 00:05:27,555 --> 00:05:29,058 Sorry. I couldn't take it anymore. 140 00:05:29,092 --> 00:05:31,664 I mean, he sounds like he's sipping soup through his teeth. 141 00:05:31,697 --> 00:05:34,569 Dude. We're gonna get crushed with no support. 142 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:37,073 Uh... wait. Someone else just queued in. 143 00:05:37,107 --> 00:05:39,178 Hey, guys! Heard you need a healer. 144 00:05:39,278 --> 00:05:40,815 - Mom?! - Whoa. Lookin' good, 145 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,821 Mrs. H. Didn't know your mom was a gamer. 146 00:05:43,921 --> 00:05:46,425 She's not. How did you even get in here? 147 00:05:46,425 --> 00:05:49,064 Eh, your mom's more tech- savvy than you think. 148 00:05:49,164 --> 00:05:50,333 JD, can you kick her? 149 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:52,104 Uh... I'm not kicking your mom. 150 00:05:52,171 --> 00:05:55,611 She's gonna get farmed. She has no clue what she's doing. 151 00:05:56,045 --> 00:05:57,414 Darren! Are you okay?! 152 00:05:57,549 --> 00:05:59,886 Yeah, I'm great. I love getting shot in the neck. 153 00:05:59,953 --> 00:06:02,291 Just stay calm. How do I apply pressure? 154 00:06:02,391 --> 00:06:03,828 Is there like a gauze button?! 155 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:06,032 Stand over him and press the circle button. 156 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,334 They're all circle buttons! 157 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,606 The one with the circle symbol on it. 158 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:12,646 Oh whoa whoa. Getting dizzy here. 159 00:06:12,779 --> 00:06:13,681 Oh my God. 160 00:06:13,781 --> 00:06:15,150 Oh! Found it. There you go. 161 00:06:15,284 --> 00:06:16,821 Oh yo! Mrs. H! Nice! 162 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,790 See? Your mother just saved your butt. 163 00:06:18,824 --> 00:06:20,895 Now let's go whoop some butt. 164 00:06:20,995 --> 00:06:22,397 No! That's a plasma-- 165 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,368 ...mine. 166 00:06:24,670 --> 00:06:27,207 They shoulda put a warning label on those. 167 00:06:27,307 --> 00:06:28,443 Should we go again? 168 00:06:28,443 --> 00:06:31,015 No, Mom. We can't have noobs on our team. 169 00:06:31,048 --> 00:06:34,321 If we lose one more time, we're gonna drop down to bronze tier. 170 00:06:34,321 --> 00:06:35,490 Oh, what's a noob? 171 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,328 It's a new player who sucks. 172 00:06:37,428 --> 00:06:39,532 Oh... gotcha... 173 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,201 Alright Hank, 174 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:42,872 I'm gonna walk you through this, okay? 175 00:06:42,938 --> 00:06:46,813 You take the dog outta the bun. You break it in half. 176 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:48,851 Eat the dog, okay? 177 00:06:48,985 --> 00:06:51,456 Now you take the bun. You dunk it in the water. 178 00:06:51,489 --> 00:06:52,959 And then you eat the bun. 179 00:06:53,025 --> 00:06:54,061 [gag] 180 00:06:55,496 --> 00:06:56,733 Boom. That's all there is to it. 181 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,336 Why can't I just eat it normally? 182 00:06:58,369 --> 00:06:59,639 Because this is how the pros do it. 183 00:06:59,739 --> 00:07:01,275 Yeah, it's just uh, y'know, it feels 184 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,245 kinda disrespectful to the dogs. 185 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:04,616 You know what's disrespectful? 186 00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:06,953 Wasting a shot to do something special. 187 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:10,727 A chance to go from average nobody to hometown hero. 188 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:14,536 To go on tour, rack up all kinds of fun random prizes, 189 00:07:14,636 --> 00:07:16,472 launch a merch shop that sells dry-fit 190 00:07:16,507 --> 00:07:18,744 fleeces with custom embroidered logos 191 00:07:18,778 --> 00:07:20,514 where they overlap our initials. 192 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,120 But the H looks subtly like a hot dog, 193 00:07:23,186 --> 00:07:24,522 but it's still classy. 194 00:07:24,656 --> 00:07:28,462 Hank, with your God-given talent and my guidance, 195 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:31,002 you can achieve my dream. 196 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:33,941 Okay. Let's do it. 197 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:39,586 ♪ Yeah, I'm hungry like a wolf. Hunting alone. ♪ 198 00:07:39,686 --> 00:07:42,291 ♪ Cuz you got that dog in you. ♪ 199 00:07:42,391 --> 00:07:45,564 ♪ And the fire burns in my throat. ♪ 200 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,802 ♪ The acid comes through. ♪ 201 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,940 ♪ Cuz you got that dog in you. ♪ 202 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,413 ♪ And I need this more than ever. ♪ 203 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:55,518 ♪ Cuz my back's against the wall. ♪ 204 00:07:55,651 --> 00:07:58,056 ♪ Cuz you got that dog in you. ♪ 205 00:07:58,089 --> 00:08:01,395 ♪ And my stomach doesn't just rumble. ♪ 206 00:08:01,428 --> 00:08:03,934 ♪ It rears up and roars. ♪ 207 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:07,140 ♪ Cuz you got that dog in you. ♪ 208 00:08:11,415 --> 00:08:13,085 [vomit] 209 00:08:13,185 --> 00:08:16,159 Yeah-Ha-Haa! Yeah! Team Hoagies! Let's Go! 210 00:08:16,192 --> 00:08:17,795 Hell yeah! 211 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:21,970 Dude I'm so proud of you, bud. 212 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:25,678 We are going to the Wiener World Frickin' Championships. 213 00:08:25,711 --> 00:08:27,347 Man we did pretty good, huh? 214 00:08:27,447 --> 00:08:29,151 Yup, but the job's not finished. 215 00:08:29,185 --> 00:08:30,588 Gotta keep our foot on the gas. 216 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:33,359 Yeah it's just uh... I might need to take a 217 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:34,228 little hot dog break. 218 00:08:34,562 --> 00:08:36,700 Listen I hear ya bud but we gotta keep that stomach 219 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,235 stretched and ready for Oceanwood. 220 00:08:38,335 --> 00:08:40,908 Actually the best way to build stomach elasticity is 221 00:08:41,008 --> 00:08:43,112 alternating big meals with periods of fasting. 222 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:45,585 Keeps your capacity high without fatiguing your system. 223 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:46,687 Uh... Who the hell are you? 224 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,358 Brooks Coleman. Head of Scouting for Team Devour. 225 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:50,427 Team Devour? 226 00:08:50,662 --> 00:08:53,734 The number one professional eating program in the world. 227 00:08:53,768 --> 00:08:57,006 We've had our eyes on you for a long time. 228 00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,117 Hell of an effort out there today. 229 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,455 But if you're going to have any chance at Oceanwood, 230 00:09:04,488 --> 00:09:05,724 you'll need to find another gear. 231 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:07,829 60 dogs can squeak out a win against amateurs, 232 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,866 but it won't cut it against the best of the best. 233 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,369 Yup. See this guy knows, okay. 234 00:09:11,369 --> 00:09:12,738 That's exactly what I've been saying. 235 00:09:12,771 --> 00:09:14,943 I dunno. I feel like if I eat any more. I'll explode. 236 00:09:15,043 --> 00:09:17,147 Listen, I've been doing this a long time and 237 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,285 I know a generational talent when I see one. 238 00:09:19,318 --> 00:09:22,157 With your rib-to-hip ratio and abdominal distension, 239 00:09:22,191 --> 00:09:24,161 I think we could get you to 90 dogs easy. 240 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:26,298 Exactly. See, Hank? It's what I've been telling you! 241 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:29,873 You've got the rib-to-hip abdominal... distinction. 242 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,442 So, listen, if you're interested in 243 00:09:31,475 --> 00:09:32,678 reaching your full potential, 244 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,650 we'd love for you to join Team Devour. 245 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,820 Oh wow, okay, well... Just before we agree 246 00:09:36,887 --> 00:09:39,926 to anything, I just wanna make sure that I would be... 247 00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:42,932 involved in this, y'know. It's very important... to Hank. 248 00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:45,538 Totally. That's why we don't just sign eaters-- 249 00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,642 we sign teams. So you would handle all 250 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,545 the big decisions on everything from 251 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,683 branding to sponsorships to merch. 252 00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:53,419 Oh. Great, yeah. We're in. 253 00:09:53,453 --> 00:09:56,693 Uh Mark, I feel like maybe we should think about this. 254 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,533 No problem. You've got my info. Let me know if you 255 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,402 want to swing by and check out the facility. 256 00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:03,072 Alright sounds good, man. Thanks. 257 00:10:03,105 --> 00:10:05,711 Yo Hank, this is it dude! This is our chance to go pro. 258 00:10:05,811 --> 00:10:06,980 Yeah it's just uh... 259 00:10:07,047 --> 00:10:09,552 I'm kinda tired of eating hot dogs. 260 00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:11,422 Hank, you're just hitting a wall. 261 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:12,792 But you've gotta power through. 262 00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:14,795 I have waited my whole life to be 263 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:16,800 offered a tour of the facilities, 264 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:20,306 and now thanks to you, I've got that chance. 265 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,077 I mean... I guess it wouldn't 266 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,947 hurt to check out the facilities. 267 00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:27,020 Haha, there we go! Hanky Hank! Let's go! 268 00:10:27,721 --> 00:10:30,459 Damn, yo, this is unbelievable. 269 00:10:30,594 --> 00:10:31,663 Yo, is that a sauna? 270 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:33,332 One of three here in our facility. 271 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,003 Great for digestion, relaxation, 272 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,773 and sweating out excess bun water. 273 00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,310 This is our training room. 274 00:10:38,644 --> 00:10:39,879 Each one of these machines focuses 275 00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:41,850 on strengthening specific eating muscles. 276 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,421 And this is Eddie Almanac, our head trainer. 277 00:10:44,722 --> 00:10:46,425 Eddie meet Hank and his dad, Mark. 278 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:47,962 Oh, I'm actually his uh-- 279 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,866 Damn, you weren't kidding, Brooks? 280 00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:52,905 That there's an eater's body, if I ever seen one. 281 00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:56,078 Kids built like a flamingo smuggling a watermelon. 282 00:10:56,145 --> 00:10:58,182 Oh, uh... thanks? 283 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,321 Holy-- Oh my God! Are you kidding me? 284 00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,892 That's our Sustenance Center. 285 00:11:02,992 --> 00:11:05,297 Can't train professional eaters without food, right? 286 00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:07,735 Man I feel like I died and went to the fat-guy heaven. 287 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,871 So, what do ya think? 288 00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,373 You ready to be a part of this? 289 00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:11,943 - Oh, yeah. - Oh man uh... 290 00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,814 Listen, I know it's a lot to take in, 291 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,483 but you have an opportunity to be a 292 00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:17,487 generational talent in a niche sport. 293 00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:19,859 Imagine your name etched on the side 294 00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:21,897 of that meat-shaped novelty trophy. 295 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:24,903 That's what we do. We build champions. 296 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,608 All you gotta do is take the leap. 297 00:11:27,641 --> 00:11:29,211 Yo this is all free, right? 298 00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:32,618 I don't know, Mark. These guys are pretty intense. 299 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,889 Listen, if you wanna quit and go back to 300 00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:37,227 being just a regular guy who likes hot dogs, 301 00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,496 we can leave right now. 302 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:39,566 Okay, yeah. That sounds good. 303 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,237 Whoa whoa whoa Hank yo. You're really gonna walk away? 304 00:11:42,337 --> 00:11:43,306 After coming this far? 305 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,978 I mean, I don't want to let you down, but it's just... 306 00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:48,215 ninety dogs is... That's a lot. 307 00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:51,489 [sigh] Hank, you don't owe it to me. 308 00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:52,859 You owe it to yourself. 309 00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:55,429 Do you really think Eddie just tells anyone 310 00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:59,539 that they look like a flamingo smuggling a watermelon? 311 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:01,409 I don't think so. 312 00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,647 Yeah, being a champion is hard. 313 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:05,416 But there's only one person in here 314 00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:09,190 who does not believe in you, and that's you pal. 315 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,359 That's you. 316 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,207 Hmm. Yeah. Okay. I'm in. Let's do it. 317 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:20,548 Awesome, dude. Now go in there and show him what 318 00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:23,085 Hank Hoagies is made of. - Hell yeah. 319 00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:25,490 Alright, I'm actually gonna hit the uh marketing department 320 00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:28,128 up to go check out some of the merch samples, alright? 321 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,936 "Match in progress..." What the hell? 322 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:33,707 Thanks for the heads up, guys. 323 00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:35,443 Your mom said you were still sleeping. 324 00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:36,680 You talked to my mom? 325 00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:39,786 - Hey, Dar! - No. No, no, no no no. 326 00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:41,021 I figured I'd get in some 327 00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,725 practice reps before you woke up. 328 00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,662 Seriously guys? She sucks at this. 329 00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:45,697 Darren! 330 00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,702 Actually, she's kinda legit. 331 00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:49,304 Yeah, dude. She's leading in kills. 332 00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:50,373 What? 333 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,642 I've been watching tutorials. 334 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,849 Alright whatever. I'll take sniper. 335 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:57,086 Actually... you mind running support? 336 00:12:57,187 --> 00:12:59,224 What? I-I thought my mom was the healer?! 337 00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:02,397 Nah. She's an absolute beast on assault. 338 00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:04,101 What the hell? 339 00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:07,975 [gunting] C'mon, Hank. Get the dog! 340 00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:09,613 Get that little doggie! 341 00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:11,649 I know you want that dog in you! 342 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,154 Hey, maybe he could take a fiver? 343 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:15,957 I mean he's eating hot dogs, not withholding 344 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,494 the location of terrorists, right? 345 00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:18,730 Hey amigo, how about you leave 346 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,999 the training to the trainers, eh? 347 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,736 Ah It's all good, Mark. I got this. 348 00:13:21,836 --> 00:13:22,972 No pain no gain, right? 349 00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:26,613 Hey Mark, you mind heading over to conference room 251B? 350 00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:28,249 Our branding team wants to meet with you 351 00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:30,019 to go over Hank's personal logo. 352 00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:32,290 We've got a big meeting with Jordan Brand on Tuesday 353 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,328 and want to make sure we're all aligned. 354 00:13:34,328 --> 00:13:36,064 Oh, uh... hell yeah. 355 00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:39,004 Alright, they're camping the cannery. 356 00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:41,142 JD, flank around back and drop some clusters. 357 00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:42,945 Mrs. Hoagies, keep their tanks busy 358 00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:44,481 so I can make a run for the crate. 359 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,918 Whoa! I'm down. 360 00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,789 Oh! Haha. My bad. 361 00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:49,659 Must have pressed the wrong button. I dunno. 362 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:50,727 Not used to playing his healer. 363 00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:53,767 What are you doing? You just domed your own mom! 364 00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,370 Friendly fire. It happens. 365 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:56,272 That's messed up, Dar. 366 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,877 And that's coming from a half demon who ate his siblings. 367 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,883 Whatever. Enjoy running pocket for my mom. 368 00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,385 I'm joining a real squad. 369 00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:04,622 Darren, watch out for that-- 370 00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:07,493 Plasma mine. 371 00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:08,630 Ughh! 372 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:10,801 Hank? 373 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,471 Yo, Hank! You in here? Hank? 374 00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:15,176 You got this, Hank. Just 30 more minutes. 375 00:14:15,176 --> 00:14:17,815 Ay yo, Hank, I wanna show you some of the uh, color options 376 00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:19,084 on these performance hoodies. 377 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:21,288 Guess what the material they're using to-- 378 00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:23,526 What. The. Hell? 379 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,066 Hey. Outta here. 380 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,003 No parents in the training room. 381 00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:37,019 Yo what the hell are you doing to Hank? 382 00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:38,222 - Training him? - Training? 383 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:39,926 C'mon dude you're pumping sludge into him 384 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,128 like he's a frickin' goose. 385 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,932 Everybody loves the sausage, but 386 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,602 nobody wants to see how it's made. 387 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:47,708 Yeah but like, he's gonna lose his love of hot dogs. 388 00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:48,777 That's the point. 389 00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:51,114 Eaters need to be conditioned to hate food. 390 00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:53,319 That's how you go from eating... to devouring. 391 00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:55,858 Yeah, but that also kinda... sucks. 392 00:14:55,891 --> 00:14:57,227 I promise you, when Hank's hoisting 393 00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:59,865 that trophy and thanking you for believing in him, 394 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,869 you'll realize it was all worth it. 395 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,272 Catch. 396 00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:04,341 Whoa. 397 00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:06,045 Okay, this is-- this is nice, dude. 398 00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:07,949 You got... ventilated armpits and everything. 399 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,217 Check out the logo. 400 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,689 Not bad being the parent of a champion, eh? 401 00:15:11,722 --> 00:15:13,560 All the perks, none of the work. 402 00:15:13,593 --> 00:15:14,494 Alright alright. First off, 403 00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:16,533 okay-- I'm not his dad, okay. I'm his brother. 404 00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:18,737 I don't know why you keep saying that, but it's weird. 405 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:21,442 Secondly, the H is supposed to look like a hot dog. 406 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,114 I literally talked to Candace about that like four times. 407 00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:26,285 Now you said that I make the big decisions. 408 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,288 Well, here's my call: We're out. 409 00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,293 If you wanna quit, be my guest. 410 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,499 But if Hank wants out? That's gotta come from him. 411 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,204 I'm his daddy now, Mark. 412 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:37,174 Oh yeah? 413 00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:39,713 Well that would make you my daddy, 414 00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:42,584 and I have daddy issues. 415 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,224 Anyway... 416 00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:47,928 I... 417 00:15:48,162 --> 00:15:49,932 am gonna go talk to Hank. 418 00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,903 ... But first I'm gonna grab this. 419 00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:55,009 Alright bud, let's get outta here. We're going home. 420 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:57,648 Wait I can't quit, Mark. I'm up to 82 dogs! 421 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,983 Oh yeah? And how'd they taste? 422 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,854 Oh, uh I dunno. I uh... 423 00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:02,423 kinda stopped tasting them. 424 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,762 Hank, hot dogs used to make you happy. 425 00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:06,666 You'd smile just unwrapping one. 426 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,568 Now look at you. 427 00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:09,739 Greatness demands sacrifice though, you know? 428 00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:10,875 You said it yourself. 429 00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:12,310 Hoagies! Need you in the bread pool 430 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,716 for high-pressure bun sucking. Let's go! 431 00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:15,918 All right. 432 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,922 Hank, you do not need to do this. 433 00:16:17,922 --> 00:16:20,393 Sorry, Mark. Everyone's counting on me. 434 00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:22,297 Brooks. Eddie. 435 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,101 The lady from legal will made me sign 436 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,071 a thing that says if I die it's my fault. 437 00:16:26,138 --> 00:16:28,342 Who cares what they want? What do you want? 438 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,612 C'mon, Hank, 439 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,783 remember the joy that hot dogs used to bring you! 440 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:35,022 Eh they told me I'm not supposed to think about that anymore. 441 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,331 So you sure he's coming back? 442 00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,035 Oh yeah. He was just hangry. 443 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,005 I brought him some pizza rolls. He'll be fine. 444 00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,876 - I don't know. He seemed pretty butthurt... 445 00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:45,911 - Language. 446 00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:47,180 - Sorry, Mrs. H. 447 00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,017 Ah crap, ambush! Get down. 448 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:49,919 - I'm hit! 449 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,691 On my way, honey! Oop, c'mon... Whoa-- Heheh... 450 00:16:52,891 --> 00:16:54,327 Dammit! I'm down, too! 451 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,931 Alright, hold tight, doll-- 452 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,333 - Uh-oh. 453 00:16:58,670 --> 00:16:59,939 Alright, where are you hiding? 454 00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:01,843 Come on out so I can teach you a lesson! 455 00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,312 Ooh! 456 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,649 Take that! 457 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,085 Noob move, mom. 458 00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:07,320 Darren/Darren/Darren? 459 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,222 Sup guys. 460 00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:11,228 Uh... Mrs. Hoagies? Uh... Bleeding out over here. 461 00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:13,332 Liam, can you take care of JD? 462 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,938 It would be my pleasure. 463 00:17:15,938 --> 00:17:16,773 Oh, great. 464 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:20,981 Well, well, well. If it isn't the Jersey Devil. 465 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,553 I guess I'm your angel of death, here too-- 466 00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,958 Dude, just kill me before I alt-F4. 467 00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:27,861 S-orry-I'm-lag-gin- 468 00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:29,966 I got you, sweetie. 469 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,135 Aw man... 470 00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:32,738 Heard you needed a "Heel." 471 00:17:32,772 --> 00:17:35,511 Darren, what are you doing? You killed your best friends? 472 00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:37,614 I thought they were your best friends. 473 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,888 Oh. I see. I'm sorry, Dar. 474 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:42,490 I didn't mean to ruin your squad. 475 00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:44,528 It's just... y'know, I was a little hurt when you 476 00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,165 didn't want to go to the fair with me, 477 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,601 so I thought we could spend time 478 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,239 together doing something you actually enjoy. 479 00:17:50,272 --> 00:17:52,678 It's just one fair. T-There'll be more. 480 00:17:52,678 --> 00:17:55,918 You see that's how it starts. Today, it's the fair. 481 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,287 Next thing you know, you're spending 482 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,257 Christmas morning at your girlfriend's house... 483 00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:00,995 C'mon, Mom. I... Look-- 484 00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:03,332 I still wanna hang out. But... gaming is kinda 485 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,302 my thing with my friends. 486 00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:07,841 But maybe we can find a new thing to do together. 487 00:18:07,974 --> 00:18:11,549 Ya know, Uncle Hank is in a big eating competition. 488 00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:13,786 You wanna watch him shovel hot dogs down his gullet? 489 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:17,528 Um... n-not really, but if it means you'll 490 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:20,199 stop playing Overwar, then... sure. 491 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,940 Oooh, great! How do I do one of them happy dances? 492 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,913 Just RB and Press X. Like this. 493 00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:28,148 [bang!] 494 00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:30,386 Sorry sweetie, we gotta get going. 495 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,258 - Oh that was cold, Mrs. H! - Absolutely savage! 496 00:18:34,161 --> 00:18:36,799 Welcome everyone to the newly built 497 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:40,373 Silverfish Memorial Freedom Pier in beautiful Oceanwood, 498 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:43,345 New Jersey for the Wiener World Championship. 499 00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:46,384 Today, the best hot dog eaters in the world 500 00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:50,827 compete for PLE's most coveted prize, the Giant Wiener. 501 00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:52,598 Woo, let's go, Hank! 502 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,236 Hey, where's Mark? It's about to start. 503 00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:59,645 Introducing... from sunny California... Joey Pecans!... 504 00:19:00,312 --> 00:19:05,691 And from Brooklyn, New York... Anna "The Anaconda" Conda! 505 00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:06,760 Boo! 506 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:11,101 And introducing... a first-time challenger, from Glantontown, 507 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:14,876 South Jersey's own... Hank Hoagies! 508 00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:18,415 Three... two... one... Eat! 509 00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:22,390 ♪ [action] 510 00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:36,686 Sorry, saving this se-- Ohh my--! 511 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,589 - Hey hun. - Mark? 512 00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:45,570 ♪ [nostalgic] 513 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:04,975 What are you doing? Let's go, Hank! C'mon! 514 00:20:09,652 --> 00:20:11,790 - Mustard? You don't use condiments, idiot! 515 00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:14,428 - What the hell is he doing?! - That's just for the sponsers! 516 00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:17,734 What are you waiting for? Eat!/C'mon!/Boo! 517 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:21,609 Boo! Boo! 518 00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:25,550 Boo! 519 00:20:27,387 --> 00:20:29,725 The hell was that? Like three hot dogs? 520 00:20:29,825 --> 00:20:30,894 They were pretty good dogs though. 521 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:34,434 So much for all that training, Mark. He somehow got slower. 522 00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:37,407 Hey, he enjoyed it. And that's all that matters. 523 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,246 Does anyone care that I am not enjoying this? 524 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,018 No Darren. No we do not. 525 00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:47,628 Alright let's see uh 526 00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:49,798 lemme get a chili dog with a pork roll wrap, 527 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,671 uh, Dykstra Dip Dog, hold the 'Roid Relish. 528 00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:56,312 Um... One Thick Rick, extra whiz. And a Scrapple Slam Dog 529 00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:57,347 with a pretzel bun. 530 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,386 Oh and uh I'll do the Double Fudge Brownie Dessert Dog 531 00:21:00,486 --> 00:21:02,257 with the rainbow sprinkles and banana sauce. 532 00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:03,425 Ay yo, Dar, what do you want? 533 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,929 Spicy chicken sandwich. 534 00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:06,733 What? No. - That's what I want. 535 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,937 Darren, it's a hot dog place. Get the hot dog. 536 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,306 I don't want the hot dog. 537 00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:11,341 He's gonna have the hot dog. 538 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,313 Fine. Just make it spicy, made of chicken, 539 00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:15,884 and not a hot dog. 540 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,721 Darren, there's a reason that the mascot 541 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,925 is not a spicy chicken sandwich. 542 00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,863 - Uh, can I get a garden salad? 543 00:21:21,963 --> 00:21:24,668 [silence] 544 00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:28,943 With uh, hot dog dressing. And nine hot dogs. 545 00:21:29,044 --> 00:21:30,412 [relieved] Ah! 40548

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