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Oh man, I love this place.
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You remember when Dad
used to take us here?
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Yup, yup. We've been
coming here forever.
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This place is classic.
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Though that mascot always
creeped me out.
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Aw Mr. Funbuns?
I love Mr. Funbuns.
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I used to sleep with him.
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Uh... what?
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- He was my first plushie.
- Ah.
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Man, every time I see him,
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he brings back so many
happy memories.
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Ehh, I don't know, man.
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I think it's like straight up
nightmare fuel.
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I mean, why is it a hot dog
eating hot dogs?
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- Congratulations!
- Oh!
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Hey Mr. Funbuns!
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You've just broken our all
time record for
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most hot dogs eaten
in an hour!
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I did?
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Yo Hank dude,
that's awesome.
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Ya know, there's a hot dog
eating contest
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at the Glantontown Fair
this year.
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You should sign up.
- Oh uh...
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Yo no way.
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The winner gets a signed
Cooper DeJean jersey.
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Hank, you gotta do this.
You would crush it.
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Oh okay.
Uh, what do I gotta do?
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It's a hot dog eating contest.
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It's a contest where
you eat hot dogs, Hank.
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He's in.
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? Well, I used to work
in hot dog factory ?
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? until them
robots came along, ?
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? and now there is no
job for me, ?
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? but I get three thousand
bucks a month. ?
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? Thanks to UBI. ?
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? Now we're Universal
Basic Guys. ?
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? It may not sound like much,
but we're still gonna try. ?
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? We're just Universal
Basic Guys. ?
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Yo, Chet, watch your six!
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Thanks, Dar.
Oh crap, there's more of them!
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Yo, I'm hit!
Where are my heals, Monte?
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Yeah, I think Monte got booted.
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Again?
Ugh.
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Welp. I got merked by a Smurf.
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[knock knock]
Guess what day it is?
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Uh... Saturday?
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It's the Glantontown Fair!
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The fair is for kids
and old people.
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Oh come on, Dar.
It's our little tradition!
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I got pictures of you every
year on the carousel.
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Ok well, I'm 14.
It's weird.
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Uncle Hank's doing a hot
dog eating contest.
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Mom, we're in the middle of
an Overwar tournament,
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and I'm on the best kill
streak of my life.
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Alright well, I certainly
wouldn't want to mess up
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your... kill streak.
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I'm back. Sorry about that.
What did I miss?
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Uh, Monte got banned for
"excessive toxic behavior."
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Whatever that means.
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I can message Liam and see if
he wants to play healer.
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Woah, the kid with the
overactive saliva glands?
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Sorry.
Hard no.
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Well we're gonna need
someone to play
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healer or else we're
gonna get rolled.
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Ya know, if you're looking
for a healer... I am a nurse.
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Okay, Mom.
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What? I've played
video games before.
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You know, I used
to beat the crap
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out of Aunt Renee
at Mario Kart?
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Are you actually serious?
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This isn't Mario Kart.
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You would get destroyed
in this game.
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You sure about that?
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Yes. Bye, Mom.
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Oh man, I've never had this
many people watch me eat.
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Relax, dude.
Okay, you got this.
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You've been doing this
your whole life.
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Only now, it counts
for something.
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Alright, here we go.
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What's up, G-Town!?
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It's the moment some of you
have been waiting for...
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The Glantontown Glizzydown.
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Today, our gastric gladiators
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battle to see who can down the
most dogs in 10 Minutos!
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Let's go, Hank!
Woo!
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Heads up that
today's event is an
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officially sanctioned qualifier
for the
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Wiener World Championship
in Oceanwood, New Jersey.
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Yo you hear that, Tam?
That's like, actually on TV.
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Alright eaters, on your marks.
Get set.
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Glizz!!!
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Let's go Hank! C'mon!
Get after it!
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Yeah! Let's go Hank!
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Mmm.
Oh yeah.
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Oh my God.
Who is that woman?
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She's an eating machine.
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Oh no.
She's a ringer.
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You gonna to eat all those?
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Well, he's got the
eating part down.
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Not sure about the uh...
competitive part.
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... Three, two, one...
Alright!
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Dogs down!
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Hmm.
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Uh... the contest is over
my guy.
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Oh I know, yeah.
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I Just don't wanna waste
the dogs.
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Let's give it up for our winner,
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eating a redonk
65 hot dogs in 10 minutes,
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from Brooklyn, New York,
Anna "The Anaconda" Conda!
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Oh c'mon!
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How you like them dogs
Glansonville!
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Brooklyn Represent!
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Yo. That's disrespectful.
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Alright. Uh, quick announcement:
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If we got any doctors
up in here,
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Mo the Meat Mountain's got a
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little medical situation
going on.
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Man that was fun.
Those were some solid dogs.
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And that's all that matters,
honey.
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Uh no. That is not all
that matters, actually.
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God gave this man a gift.
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And yeah, it's a weird gift,
but it's still a gift.
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And it would be a sin
not to develop it.
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Hank could be special.
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Whoa, you really think so,
Mark?
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Pfft, I know so, okay.
I think you could go pro.
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I mean, with the right training,
you could be the vessel
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through which I
vicariously fulfill
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everything that I
have ever wanted.
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Oh, man.
I've always dreamed about
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helping you live out
your dreams.
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Hell yeah.
Let's do it.
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Oh, damn!
I'm hit.
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What the hell, Liam?
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I thought you were
pocketing him.
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Sorry!
The lag's bad.
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My brother upstairs is running a
Gonjacoin masternode.
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Did he just get kicked?
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Sorry. I couldn't take
it anymore.
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I mean, he sounds like he's
sipping soup through his teeth.
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Dude. We're gonna get
crushed with no support.
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Uh... wait.
Someone else just queued in.
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Hey, guys!
Heard you need a healer.
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- Mom?!
- Whoa. Lookin' good,
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Mrs. H. Didn't know your
mom was a gamer.
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She's not. How did you
even get in here?
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Eh, your mom's more tech-
savvy than you think.
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JD, can you kick her?
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Uh... I'm not kicking your mom.
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She's gonna get farmed. She
has no clue what she's doing.
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Darren!
Are you okay?!
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Yeah, I'm great. I love getting
shot in the neck.
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Just stay calm.
How do I apply pressure?
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Is there like a gauze button?!
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Stand over him and press
the circle button.
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They're all circle buttons!
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The one with the circle
symbol on it.
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Oh whoa whoa.
Getting dizzy here.
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Oh my God.
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Oh! Found it.
There you go.
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Oh yo! Mrs. H!
Nice!
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See? Your mother just
saved your butt.
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Now let's go whoop some butt.
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No!
That's a plasma-
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...mine.
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They shoulda put a warning
label on those.
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Should we go again?
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No, Mom. We can't have
noobs on our team.
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If we lose one more time, we're
gonna drop down to bronze tier.
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Oh, what's a noob?
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It's a new player who sucks.
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Oh... gotcha...
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Alright Hank,
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I'm gonna walk you
through this, okay?
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You take the dog outta the bun.
You break it in half.
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Eat the dog, okay?
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Now you take the bun.
You dunk it in the water.
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And then you eat the bun.
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[gag]
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Boom.
That's all there is to it.
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Why can't I just
eat it normally?
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Because this is how the
pros do it.
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Yeah, it's just uh,
y'know, it feels
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kinda disrespectful
to the dogs.
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You know what's disrespectful?
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Wasting a shot to
do something special.
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A chance to go from average
nobody to hometown hero.
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To go on tour, rack up all
kinds of fun random prizes,
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launch a merch shop
that sells dry-fit
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fleeces with custom
embroidered logos
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where they overlap
our initials.
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But the H looks subtly
like a hot dog,
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but it's still classy.
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Hank, with your God-given
talent and my guidance,
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you can achieve my dream.
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Okay.
Let's do it.
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? Yeah, I'm hungry like a wolf.
Hunting alone. ?
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? Cuz you got that dog in you. ?
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? And the fire burns
in my throat. ?
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? The acid comes through. ?
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? Cuz you got that dog in you. ?
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? And I need this more
than ever. ?
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? Cuz my back's against
the wall. ?
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? Cuz you got that dog in you. ?
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? And my stomach
doesn't just rumble. ?
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? It rears up and roars. ?
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? Cuz you got that dog in you. ?
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[vomit]
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Yeah-Ha-Haa! Yeah!
Team Hoagies! Let's Go!
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Hell yeah!
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Dude I'm so proud of you, bud.
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We are going to the Wiener
World Frickin' Championships.
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Man we did pretty good, huh?
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Yup, but the job's
not finished.
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Gotta keep our foot on the gas.
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Yeah it's just uh...
I might need to take a
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little hot dog break.
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Listen I hear ya bud but we
gotta keep that stomach
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stretched and ready
for Oceanwood.
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Actually the best way to build
stomach elasticity is
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alternating big meals with
periods of fasting.
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Keeps your capacity high
without fatiguing your system.
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Uh... Who the hell are you?
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Brooks Coleman. Head of
Scouting for Team Devour.
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Team Devour?
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The number one professional
eating program in the world.
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We've had our eyes on you
for a long time.
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Hell of an effort out there
today.
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But if you're going to have any
chance at Oceanwood,
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you'll need to find
another gear.
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60 dogs can squeak out
a win against amateurs,
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but it won't cut it against
the best of the best.
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Yup. See this guy knows, okay.
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That's exactly what I've
been saying.
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I dunno. I feel like if I eat
any more. I'll explode.
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Listen, I've been doing this
a long time and
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I know a generational
talent when I see one.
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With your rib-to-hip
ratio and abdominal distension,
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I think we could get you
to 90 dogs easy.
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Exactly. See, Hank? It's
what I've been telling you!
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You've got the rib-to-hip
abdominal... distinction.
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So, listen, if you're
interested in
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reaching your full
potential,
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we'd love for you to
join Team Devour.
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Oh wow, okay, well...
Just before we agree
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to anything, I just wanna make
sure that I would be...
247
00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:42,932
involved in this, y'know.
It's very important... to Hank.
248
00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:45,538
Totally. That's why we
don't just sign eaters-
249
00:09:45,638 --> 00:09:47,642
we sign teams.
So you would handle all
250
00:09:47,643 --> 00:09:49,611
the big decisions
on everything from
251
00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,683
branding to
sponsorships to merch.
252
00:09:51,783 --> 00:09:53,419
Oh. Great, yeah.
We're in.
253
00:09:53,453 --> 00:09:56,693
Uh Mark, I feel like maybe
we should think about this.
254
00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,533
No problem. You've got my info.
Let me know if you
255
00:09:59,534 --> 00:10:01,502
want to swing by and
check out the facility.
256
00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:03,104
Alright sounds good, man.
Thanks.
257
00:10:03,105 --> 00:10:05,711
Yo Hank, this is it dude!
This is our chance to go pro.
258
00:10:05,811 --> 00:10:06,980
Yeah it's just uh...
259
00:10:07,047 --> 00:10:09,552
I'm kinda tired of
eating hot dogs.
260
00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:11,422
Hank, you're just
hitting a wall.
261
00:10:11,423 --> 00:10:12,824
But you've gotta power through.
262
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:14,795
I have waited my
whole life to be
263
00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:16,800
offered a tour
of the facilities,
264
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:20,306
and now thanks to you,
I've got that chance.
265
00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,077
I mean... I guess it wouldn't
266
00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,947
hurt to check
out the facilities.
267
00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:27,020
Haha, there we go!
Hanky Hank! Let's go!
268
00:10:27,721 --> 00:10:30,459
Damn, yo, this is unbelievable.
269
00:10:30,594 --> 00:10:31,663
Yo, is that a sauna?
270
00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:33,386
One of three here
in our facility.
271
00:10:33,387 --> 00:10:35,169
Great for digestion,
relaxation,
272
00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,920
and sweating out excess
bun water.
273
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,567
This is our training room.
274
00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:39,878
Each one of these
machines focuses
275
00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:42,109
on strengthening specific
eating muscles.
276
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,421
And this is Eddie Almanac,
our head trainer.
277
00:10:44,722 --> 00:10:46,425
Eddie meet Hank and his dad,
Mark.
278
00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:47,962
Oh, I'm actually his uh-
279
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,866
Damn, you weren't kidding,
Brooks?
280
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:52,905
That there's an eater's body,
if I ever seen one.
281
00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:56,078
Kids built like a flamingo
smuggling a watermelon.
282
00:10:56,145 --> 00:10:58,182
Oh, uh... thanks?
283
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,321
Holy- Oh my God!
Are you kidding me?
284
00:11:01,355 --> 00:11:02,892
That's our Sustenance Center.
285
00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:05,396
Can't train professional
eaters without food, right?
286
00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:07,767
Man I feel like I died and
went to the fat-guy heaven.
287
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,871
So, what do ya think?
288
00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,411
You ready to be a part of this?
289
00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:11,943
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh man uh...
290
00:11:11,977 --> 00:11:13,814
Listen, I know it's a
lot to take in,
291
00:11:13,815 --> 00:11:15,516
but you have an opportunity
to be a
292
00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:17,487
generational talent in a
niche sport.
293
00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:19,859
Imagine your name etched
on the side
294
00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:21,897
of that meat-shaped
novelty trophy.
295
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:24,903
That's what we do.
We build champions.
296
00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:27,608
All you gotta do is
take the leap.
297
00:11:27,641 --> 00:11:29,211
Yo this is all free, right?
298
00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:32,618
I don't know, Mark.
These guys are pretty intense.
299
00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,889
Listen, if you wanna quit
and go back to
300
00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:37,227
being just a regular guy
who likes hot dogs,
301
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,496
we can leave right now.
302
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:39,798
Okay, yeah.
That sounds good.
303
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,336
Whoa whoa whoa Hank yo.
You're really gonna walk away?
304
00:11:42,337 --> 00:11:43,477
After coming this far?
305
00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,978
I mean, I don't want to let
you down, but it's just...
306
00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:48,215
ninety dogs is... That's a lot.
307
00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:51,489
[sigh]
Hank, you don't owe it to me.
308
00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:52,859
You owe it to yourself.
309
00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:55,429
Do you really think Eddie
just tells anyone
310
00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:59,538
that they look like a flamingo
smuggling a watermelon?
311
00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:01,409
I don't think so.
312
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,647
Yeah, being a champion is hard.
313
00:12:03,648 --> 00:12:05,448
But there's only
one person in here
314
00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:09,190
who does not believe in
you, and that's you pal.
315
00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,359
That's you.
316
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,207
Hmm. Yeah. Okay.
I'm in. Let's do it.
317
00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:20,548
Awesome, dude. Now go
in there and show him what
318
00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:23,085
Hank Hoagies is made of.
- Hell yeah.
319
00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:25,590
Alright, I'm actually gonna hit
the uh marketing department
320
00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:28,301
up to go check out some
of the merch samples, alright?
321
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,936
"Match in progress..."
What the hell?
322
00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:33,706
Thanks for the
heads up, guys.
323
00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:35,543
Your mom said you
were still sleeping.
324
00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:36,680
You talked to my mom?
325
00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:39,786
- Hey, Dar!
- No. No, no, no no no.
326
00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:41,021
I figured I'd get in some
327
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,811
practice reps
before you woke up.
328
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,662
Seriously guys?
She sucks at this.
329
00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:45,745
Darren!
330
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,702
Actually, she's kinda legit.
331
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:49,336
Yeah, dude.
She's leading in kills.
332
00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:50,387
What?
333
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,940
I've been watching tutorials.
334
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,849
Alright whatever.
I'll take sniper.
335
00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:57,086
Actually... you mind
running support?
336
00:12:57,187 --> 00:12:59,297
What? I-I thought my mom
was the healer?!
337
00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:02,397
Nah. She's an absolute
beast on assault.
338
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:04,101
What the hell?
339
00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:07,975
[gunting]
C'mon, Hank. Get the dog!
340
00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:09,613
Get that little doggie!
341
00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:11,649
I know you want that dog in you!
342
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,154
Hey, maybe he could
take a fiver?
343
00:13:14,155 --> 00:13:15,990
I mean he's eating hot dogs,
not withholding
344
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,594
the location of terrorists,
right?
345
00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:18,763
Hey amigo, how about you leave
346
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,131
the training to
the trainers, eh?
347
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,762
Ah It's all good, Mark.
I got this.
348
00:13:21,836 --> 00:13:22,976
No pain no gain, right?
349
00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:26,613
Hey Mark, you mind heading
over to conference room 251B?
350
00:13:26,614 --> 00:13:28,281
Our branding team wants to
meet with you
351
00:13:28,282 --> 00:13:30,019
to go over Hank's
personal logo.
352
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,389
We've got a big meeting with
Jordan Brand on Tuesday
353
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,327
and want to make sure
we're all aligned.
354
00:13:34,328 --> 00:13:36,064
Oh, uh... hell yeah.
355
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,036
Alright, they're camping
the cannery.
356
00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:41,241
JD, flank around back
and drop some clusters.
357
00:13:41,242 --> 00:13:43,011
Mrs. Hoagies, keep
their tanks busy
358
00:13:43,012 --> 00:13:44,582
so I can make a
run for the crate.
359
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,917
Whoa! I'm down.
360
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,789
Oh! Haha.
My bad.
361
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,758
Must have pressed the wrong
button. I dunno.
362
00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:50,826
Not used to playing his healer.
363
00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:53,767
What are you doing?
You just domed your own mom!
364
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,370
Friendly fire.
It happens.
365
00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:56,483
That's messed up, Dar.
366
00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:58,909
And that's coming from a half
demon who ate his siblings.
367
00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,883
Whatever. Enjoy running
pocket for my mom.
368
00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,385
I'm joining a real squad.
369
00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:04,865
Darren, watch out for that-
370
00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:07,542
Plasma mine.
371
00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:08,644
Ughh!
372
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:10,801
Hank?
373
00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:12,471
Yo, Hank! You in here?
Hank?
374
00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:15,175
You got this, Hank.
Just 30 more minutes.
375
00:14:15,176 --> 00:14:17,848
Ay yo, Hank, I wanna show you
some of the uh, color options
376
00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:19,083
on these performance hoodies.
377
00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:21,288
Guess what the material they're
using to-
378
00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:23,526
What. The. Hell?
379
00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,066
Hey. Outta here.
380
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,003
No parents in the training room.
381
00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:37,052
Yo what the hell are
you doing to Hank?
382
00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:38,254
- Training him?
- Training?
383
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:39,958
C'mon dude you're pumping
sludge into him
384
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,227
like he's a frickin' goose.
385
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,932
Everybody loves the sausage, but
386
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,634
nobody wants to
see how it's made.
387
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:47,708
Yeah but like, he's gonna lose
his love of hot dogs.
388
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:48,810
That's the point.
389
00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:51,114
Eaters need to be conditioned
to hate food.
390
00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:53,319
That's how you go from
eating... to devouring.
391
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:55,858
Yeah, but that also
kinda... sucks.
392
00:14:55,859 --> 00:14:57,326
I promise you,
when Hank's hoisting
393
00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:59,898
that trophy and thanking
you for believing in him,
394
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,869
you'll realize it was all
worth it.
395
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,272
Catch.
396
00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:04,455
Whoa.
397
00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:06,077
Okay, this is-
this is nice, dude.
398
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,048
You got... ventilated armpits
and everything.
399
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:09,217
Check out the logo.
400
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,689
Not bad being the parent
of a champion, eh?
401
00:15:11,722 --> 00:15:13,560
All the perks,
none of the work.
402
00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:14,628
Alright alright. First off,
403
00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:16,598
okay- I'm not his dad, okay.
I'm his brother.
404
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:18,769
I don't know why you keep
saying that, but it's weird.
405
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:21,442
Secondly, the H is supposed
to look like a hot dog.
406
00:15:21,443 --> 00:15:24,146
I literally talked to Candace
about that like four times.
407
00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:26,285
Now you said that I make
the big decisions.
408
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,288
Well, here's my call:
We're out.
409
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,293
If you wanna quit,
be my guest.
410
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,499
But if Hank wants out?
That's gotta come from him.
411
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,204
I'm his daddy now, Mark.
412
00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:37,288
Oh yeah?
413
00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:39,713
Well that would make
you my daddy,
414
00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:42,584
and I have daddy issues.
415
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,224
Anyway...
416
00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:47,943
I...
417
00:15:48,162 --> 00:15:49,932
am gonna go talk to Hank.
418
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,903
... But first I'm gonna
grab this.
419
00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:55,108
Alright bud, let's get outta
here. We're going home.
420
00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:57,648
Wait I can't quit, Mark.
I'm up to 82 dogs!
421
00:15:57,649 --> 00:15:59,016
Oh yeah?
And how'd they taste?
422
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,854
Oh, uh I dunno.
I uh...
423
00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:02,423
kinda stopped tasting them.
424
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,762
Hank, hot dogs used to
make you happy.
425
00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:06,666
You'd smile just
unwrapping one.
426
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,767
Now look at you.
427
00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:09,771
Greatness demands
sacrifice though, you know?
428
00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:10,875
You said it yourself.
429
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:12,409
Hoagies! Need you in
the bread pool
430
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,716
for high-pressure bun
sucking. Let's go!
431
00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:15,918
All right.
432
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,921
Hank, you do not need
to do this.
433
00:16:17,922 --> 00:16:20,393
Sorry, Mark.
Everyone's counting on me.
434
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:22,297
Brooks. Eddie.
435
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:24,166
The lady from legal will
made me sign
436
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,097
a thing that says if I die
it's my fault.
437
00:16:26,138 --> 00:16:28,342
Who cares what they want?
What do you want?
438
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,760
C'mon, Hank,
439
00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:31,849
remember the joy that hot dogs
used to bring you!
440
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:35,022
Eh they told me I'm not supposed
to think about that anymore.
441
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:39,396
So you sure he's coming back?
442
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,035
Oh yeah. He was just hangry.
443
00:16:41,036 --> 00:16:43,037
I brought him some pizza
rolls. He'll be fine.
444
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,908
- I don't know.
He seemed pretty butthurt...
445
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:45,959
- Language.
446
00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:47,180
- Sorry, Mrs. H.
447
00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,017
Ah crap, ambush!
Get down.
448
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:50,134
- I'm hit!
449
00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,691
On my way, honey!
Oop, c'mon... Whoa- Heheh...
450
00:16:52,891 --> 00:16:54,327
Dammit! I'm down, too!
451
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,931
Alright, hold tight, doll-
452
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,333
- Uh-oh.
453
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:59,971
Alright, where are you hiding?
454
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:01,902
Come on out so I can teach
you a lesson!
455
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,312
Ooh!
456
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,697
Take that!
457
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,085
Noob move, mom.
458
00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:07,378
Darren/Darren/Darren?
459
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,470
Sup guys.
460
00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:11,228
Uh... Mrs. Hoagies?
Uh... Bleeding out over here.
461
00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:13,332
Liam, can you take care of JD?
462
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,937
It would be my pleasure.
463
00:17:15,938 --> 00:17:16,988
Oh, great.
464
00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:20,981
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Jersey Devil.
465
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,553
I guess I'm your angel
of death, here too-
466
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,958
Dude, just kill me before
I alt-F4.
467
00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:27,861
S-orry-I'm-lag-gin-
468
00:17:28,295 --> 00:17:29,966
I got you, sweetie.
469
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,135
Aw man...
470
00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:32,738
Heard you needed a "Heel."
471
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:35,543
Darren, what are you doing?
You killed your best friends?
472
00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:37,614
I thought they were
your best friends.
473
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,888
Oh. I see.
I'm sorry, Dar.
474
00:17:40,889 --> 00:17:42,524
I didn't mean to
ruin your squad.
475
00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:44,561
It's just... y'know,
I was a little hurt when you
476
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,230
didn't want to go to
the fair with me,
477
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,700
so I thought we
could spend time
478
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,239
together doing something you
actually enjoy.
479
00:17:50,272 --> 00:17:52,677
It's just one fair.
T-There'll be more.
480
00:17:52,678 --> 00:17:55,918
You see that's how it starts.
Today, it's the fair.
481
00:17:55,919 --> 00:17:57,419
Next thing you know,
you're spending
482
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,389
Christmas morning at
your girlfriend's house...
483
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:00,995
C'mon, Mom. I... Look-
484
00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:03,332
I still wanna hang out.
But... gaming is kinda
485
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,302
my thing with my friends.
486
00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:07,841
But maybe we can find a
new thing to do together.
487
00:18:07,974 --> 00:18:11,549
Ya know, Uncle Hank is in
a big eating competition.
488
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,819
You wanna watch him shovel
hot dogs down his gullet?
489
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:17,528
Um... n-not really,
but if it means you'll
490
00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:20,199
stop playing Overwar,
then... sure.
491
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,940
Oooh, great! How do I do
one of them happy dances?
492
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,913
Just RB and Press X.
Like this.
493
00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:28,148
[bang!]
494
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:30,386
Sorry sweetie,
we gotta get going.
495
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,258
- Oh that was cold, Mrs. H!
- Absolutely savage!
496
00:18:34,161 --> 00:18:36,799
Welcome everyone to the
newly built
497
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:40,373
Silverfish Memorial Freedom Pier
in beautiful Oceanwood,
498
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:43,345
New Jersey for the
Wiener World Championship.
499
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:46,384
Today, the best hot dog
eaters in the world
500
00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:50,827
compete for PLE's most
coveted prize, the Giant Wiener.
501
00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:52,598
Woo, let's go, Hank!
502
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,236
Hey, where's Mark?
It's about to start.
503
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:59,645
Introducing... from sunny
California... Joey Pecans!...
504
00:19:00,312 --> 00:19:05,691
And from Brooklyn, New York...
Anna "The Anaconda" Conda!
505
00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:06,841
Boo!
506
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:11,101
And introducing... a first-time
challenger, from Glantontown,
507
00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:14,876
South Jersey's own...
Hank Hoagies!
508
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:18,415
Three... two... one... Eat!
509
00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:22,390
? [action]
510
00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:36,686
Sorry, saving this se-
Ohh my-!
511
00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,589
- Hey hun.
- Mark?
512
00:19:40,092 --> 00:19:45,570
? [nostalgic]
513
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:04,975
What are you doing?
Let's go, Hank! C'mon!
514
00:20:07,363 --> 00:20:11,822
- Mustard?
You don't use condiments, idiot!
515
00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:14,528
- What the hell is he doing?!
- That's just for the sponsers!
516
00:20:14,529 --> 00:20:17,734
What are you waiting for?
Eat!/C'mon!/Boo!
517
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:21,609
Boo!
Boo!
518
00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:25,550
Boo!
519
00:20:27,387 --> 00:20:29,725
The hell was that?
Like three hot dogs?
520
00:20:29,726 --> 00:20:31,060
They were pretty good
dogs though.
521
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:34,434
So much for all that training,
Mark. He somehow got slower.
522
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:37,407
Hey, he enjoyed it.
And that's all that matters.
523
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,246
Does anyone care that I
am not enjoying this?
524
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,018
No Darren.
No we do not.
525
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,794
Alright let's see uh
526
00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:49,831
lemme get a chili dog
with a pork roll wrap,
527
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,671
uh, Dykstra Dip Dog,
hold the 'Roid Relish.
528
00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:56,312
Um... One Thick Rick, extra
whiz. And a Scrapple Slam Dog
529
00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:57,395
with a pretzel bun.
530
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,386
Oh and uh I'll do the Double
Fudge Brownie Dessert Dog
531
00:21:00,387 --> 00:21:02,322
with the rainbow sprinkles
and banana sauce.
532
00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:03,457
Ay yo, Dar,
what do you want?
533
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,929
Spicy chicken sandwich.
534
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:06,733
What? No.
- That's what I want.
535
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,036
Darren, it's a hot dog place.
Get the hot dog.
536
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,306
I don't want the hot dog.
537
00:21:10,307 --> 00:21:11,374
He's gonna have the hot dog.
538
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,313
Fine. Just make it
spicy, made of chicken,
539
00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:15,884
and not a hot dog.
540
00:21:15,885 --> 00:21:17,753
Darren, there's a reason
that the mascot
541
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,925
is not a spicy
chicken sandwich.
542
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,863
- Uh, can I get a garden salad?
543
00:21:21,963 --> 00:21:24,668
[silence]
544
00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:28,943
With uh, hot dog dressing.
And nine hot dogs.
545
00:21:29,044 --> 00:21:30,412
[relieved]
Ah!
546
00:21:30,462 --> 00:21:35,012
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