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South Park
Season12 Episode10 Pandemic
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South Park
Season12 Episode10 Pandemic
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I don't get it, kenny.
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Why did you buy razors
and shaving cream?
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'Cuz, dude, I'm gonna shave my ballS.
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Shave your balls? Why
would you shave your balls?
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Because girls like shaved balls.
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Girls like shaved balls?
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Yes, they do.
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What girl is gonna see your balls?
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I don't know.
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Oh, jesus, there's another one!
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Another pan flute band.
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Have you guys noticed there's bands
like this everywhere you go lately?
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Yeah, I saw like three of those
bands down in denver yesterday.
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All their crappy music sounds the same.
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I'm so sick of hearing
this music everywhere I go!
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I think kenny likes it.
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I gotta get home for dinner.
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Yeah, me too.
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God!
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Shut up already! I'm
outta here. See you guys.
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Tonight, the travel
channel takes you to london!
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London has something for everyone.
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Sights. Theater. And
wonderful street performers.
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They're in london, too?
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Hey, time for dinner, guys.
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All right, kids. Dig in.
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Where's dad?
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He's upstairs videotaping your
grandfather in the bathtub.
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Why?
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Because ever since your father
got this stupid video camera,
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he thinks he has to film
everything the family does.
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All right, here we are!
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Marsh family gathered
for another dinner.
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Randy, we have plenty of
video of us eating dinner.
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There's shelley.
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You excited about dinner, shelley?
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Turn it off, dad!
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Oh, look! Stan's eating a tater tot.
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Wave to the camera, stan!
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Aw, jesus christ!
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Oh, neat-o! It's one of those
peruvian pan flute bands!
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Stan, go out and stand with
'em so I can get a shot.
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I will play this card to
move kyle back seven spaces.
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Screw you, kyle.
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And all right, your turn, kenny.
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You guys! You guys, check this out.
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I saw another peruvian flute
band outside my house last night!
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So?
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So I just sat there and
watched them for a while.
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Guess how much money they
made selling their crappy cds?
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How much?
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Over $200 bucks!
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- $200?
- Really, are you sure?
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I'm starting to realize it's like the
easiest job in the world. You know?
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I mean we could do that!
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Become a peruvian flute band?
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Yeah! Why not?
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We get some instruments and some costumes and then
make some crappy pan flute music cds on my computer.
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Oh, my god! We're gonna make
so much [Bleep] Money, you guys!
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Yeah!
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But where are we gonna get the money
to buy costumes and instruments?
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Craig, dude, how you doing, bro?
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Fine.
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Oh, cool. Awesome!
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Um, craig, remember you were telling us how your
grandma gave you $100 bucks for your birthday?
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Yeah.
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Craig, how would you like to
turn that $100 into $1,000?
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Come on in, craig, have a seat! Welcome.
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What do you guys want?
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Craig, we have chosen you to
join our peruvian flute band!
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Oh, all right, craig!
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You mean like those guys you
see at all the tourist spots?
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There's a reason they're everywhere,
craig. Because they make bank.
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We just need your money to buy
some instruments and make some cds.
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And we'll double your money
in one afternoon, craig.
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You guys never hang out with me,
you never invite me to do stuff,
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but now you want me to be in a band
with you because my grandma gave me $100.
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Craig, don't be an asshole.
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I'll go get the money.
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All right, guys. Just like we
rehearsed it! You ready, craig?
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All right, let's jam!
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And a one, and
a two, and a --
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Wow, that's such cultural music.
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Very cultural, yes.
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Pro favor, buy our cds de musica!
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THE LLAMA BROTHERS TAPAS AND MOODSCAPES
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Gracias!
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How cultural!
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This is awesome!
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You see, craig?
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Hey, you guys can't play
here. We were here first!
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No trabajar aqui! Via!
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No playa la musica en la
promenade! No es bueno!
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This is our peruvian flute
band's turf. You got that?
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Goddammit!
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No! No es bueno!
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Come on, guys!
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Jesus christ!
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No! No es bueno! No trabajar aqui!
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U.S,DEPARTMENTOF HOMELAND SECURITY
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Ladies and gentlemen, our nation
and our world is facing an economic
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and ecological crisis of
disastrous proportions.
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I'm talking of course
about peruvian flute bands.
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The red dots indicate where the highest
concentration of peruvian flute bands are.
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All over the world, wherever
there are tourists or shoppers,
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there are now on average 65 peruvian
flute bands per square kilometer.
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General?
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France, japan, and the northeastern united
states are currently the hardest hit.
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Make no
mistake --
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this is a pan flute epidemic.
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A pandemic?
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Three countries in asia,
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and seven in europe have already asked for our
help in getting rid of their peruvian flute bands.
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We will need every resource
available to see this through.
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Excuse me, but aid other countries?
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Senator?
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With all due respect, we need to be
dealing with our own pan flute bands.
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Let other countries fend for themselves.
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You heartless bastard.
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This country was founded on
beliefs in freedom and integrity.
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And we will not sit back and do nothing while less
fortunate countries are ravaged by peruvian flute bands.
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Is that clear?
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As director of homeland security,
i am taking control of the military
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until the crisis is contained.
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Go, go!
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Serves you right, assholes.
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Let's go! Let's go!
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One more over here!
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Let's go get 'em out!
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Clear ouT. Move! This is a homeland
security operation, people. Let's go!
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Hey, back off!
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Make sure all pan flute
music cds are contained.
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There's sharon and shelley.
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They're watching some television.
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Wave to the camera, shelley!
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What are you watching, guys?
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The news.
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We're watching the news.
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That's the tv in our living rooM.
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Still showing commercials right now.
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What you think about
the television, shelley?
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Oh, the news is starting!
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The government efforts to stop the peruvian
flute band crisis are now in their third day.
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In cities all over the world, flute
bands have been removed andgarian teened,
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but more may still be out there.
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Homeland security is requesting that if you
see a peruvian flute band, do not approach it.
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Mark down the flute band's location and do
not under any circumstances buy their cds.
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The flute bands that have been contained are
being taken to a quarantine area in miami.
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PERUVIAN FLUTE BAND INTERNMENT CAMP
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Excuse us. Hello?
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Excuse me, sir?
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Sir, there's been a misunderstanding.
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Could I talk to you for a minute?
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Sir, sir, could we talk
to you for just a second?
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Get back! I'm not buying
any of your damn cds!
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No, sir. There's been
a big misunderstanding.
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We actually
respect a --
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I said I'm not buying any god
damn cds today! You got that?
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I'm sick of it!
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Senior! Comprar cd la musica?
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Jesus christ, , , ,
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Hey, craig.
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You know that money your grandma
gave you for your birthday?
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How would you like to invest
in a peruvian flute band?
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You can double your
money in one afternoon.
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Come on, craig. Don't be an asshole.
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Attention, peruvian
flute bands --
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Translator: Attenciones,
bandas de flauta peru.
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We appreciate your
cooperation and patience.
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Cooporation y paciencia es apreciado!
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Tomorrow you will be boarding ships.
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Manana, sera el ambarque de barcos!
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Which will take you to guantanamo bay.
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Que le llevara a bahia guantanamo!
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Where you will spend
the rest of your lives.
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Donde pasar el resto
de sus vidas! Gracias!
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Guantanamo bay?
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We can't go to guantanamo bay!
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Don't worry, you guys.
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I'm sure our parents are freaking
out right now trying to find us.
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Please, mr. And mrs. Tucker, our boys were
last seen hanging out with your son craig.
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Do you have any idea
where they could have gone?
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No! I'm telling you this
isn't like craig at all.
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I'm really worried!
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You've checked with the police?
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Nobody knows anything. It's
like the boys just vanished.
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None of the other kids
have seen them since the --
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randy, will you put that thing down! What
is wrong with you? Our son is missing!
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Hey, I'm worried about him too, sharon.
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Well, then stop being an idiot and help!
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Maybe the boys all ran away.
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Were any of your boys
upset about anything?
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All we know is they were seen hanging
out with craig and now they're gone.
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This is exactly why I've told
kyle not to hang around that boy!
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What is that supposed to mean?
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To be honest, mrs. Tucker, we think
craig is a bad influence on our boys.
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Now wait just a minute!
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I'm just saying that your
son has some problems.
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Like every kid doesn't
have some problems!
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Obviously craig has gotten
them into some kind of trouble!
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- Oh, my god!
- Oh, this is good!
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Sir, good news. Looks like we did it.
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Every major city is reporting zero
peruvian flute bands. We got 'em all.
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All right! We did it! Thank god!
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Calm down, people. We
still have work to do.
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We have to take out the place these flute
bands came from, so they never come again.
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We don't know where they came from, sir.
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We've been researching,
but we can't figure it out.
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Well, think about it, idiot.
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Where else would peruvian
flute bands come from?
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The country is in the name!
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No, sir, we checked the entire map.
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There isn't a country
called "peruvian" anywhere.
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Not peruvian, retards.
Peru! It's right here!
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Peru.
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Now I want a plan in place to
take peru out once and for all.
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Is that really necessary, sir?
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Seems a little extreme.
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Yeah.
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Peruvian flute bands will never stop annoying
us unless they are stopped at the source!
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Sir, you better come quick.
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One of the pan flute bands
was caught trying to escape.
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You see? Goddammit!
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"The llama brothers.
Tapas and moodscapes."
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This is a mistake, sir. We aren't
really a peruvian flute band.
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Right.
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You just play pan flute music at the
mall and sell cds of you with an llama
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but you're not a peruvian flute band.
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We, we're just kids, you know?
We were trying to make some money.
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We just want to go home!
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Sir, please. I'm supposed to get
laid for the first time on saturday.
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Which tourist location
were they playing at?
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An outdoor mall in colorado.
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Look, we're from colorado.
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We, we grew up in the united states!
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- We speak english!
- And we're white!
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Let me talk to you guys out here.
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Well? What do you think?
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I don't know what to make of it, sir.
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It's like nothing I've ever seen before.
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Clearly they are a peruvian
flute band and yet they aren'T.
245
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,290
They play pan flute
music like the others,
246
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,620
but they talk and act like one of us.
247
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:00,890
I agree.
248
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,810
They are obviously some kind of hybrid.
249
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,350
A hybrid? How is that possible?
250
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,930
Perhaps a peruvian flute band
mated with one of our females.
251
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,890
Who knows?
252
00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:14,340
Well, however, they came to be, they're
about the only piece of good luck we've had.
253
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:17,700
Sir? If they are the
hybrid we're talking about,
254
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:22,020
then they could be our way of
taking out peru once and for all.
255
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:28,280
Do you guys know why nobody else at
school likes hanging out with you?
256
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,940
Because you're always
doing stuff like this.
257
00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:33,340
You're always coming up with
some stupid idea to do something
258
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:38,000
and then it backfires and then you end up in a
foreign country or in outer space or something.
259
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:41,220
That's why nobody likes
hanging out with you guys.
260
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:45,230
You're being extremely negative, craig.
261
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,770
All right, here's the deal.
262
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,750
Maybe you are on our
side and maybe you aren't,
263
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,140
but if you help us, we'll get you home.
264
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,020
Help you how?
265
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,300
You are able to walk amongst
the peruvian flute bands.
266
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,730
They see you as one of them.
267
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,640
We are going to send
you to their capital.
268
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,300
Can we please just go home, sir?
269
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,650
We still don't know
who's side you're on!
270
00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,280
You do this and we'll know.
271
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,990
You leave for peru in the morning.
272
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,920
No! No, i am not going
to peru! Not peru!
273
00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:09,810
Kyle, calm down.
274
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,790
You know I can't go there, stan!
275
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,200
One of our friends was raped
in peru. It was very traumatic.
276
00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:18,170
You don't have a choice.
277
00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:23,020
Either you go to peru, or you get locked
up forever with the other flute bands.
278
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,910
Thompson, can you come over here?
279
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,880
The flute band players won't shut up about
something and I can't understand them.
280
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,240
Por favor! No podemos ir!
281
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,010
Estamos aqui para proteger a ustedes!
282
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,250
- Si, no podemis ir!
- Que son protectores.
283
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:42,990
They're saying something
like you can't send us away.
284
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,810
We are the protectors.
285
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,450
Protectors from what?
286
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:49,880
La muerte peludo! La muerte peludo!
287
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,030
What does that mean?
288
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:56,030
I think he said, "the furry death."
289
00:15:56,330 --> 00:16:00,320
La muerte peludo! La muerte p eludo!
290
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,200
This is cnn.
291
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:09,490
The last of the peruvian flute bands have successfully
been eradicated from every part of the world.
292
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,520
Paul harris is at the
shopping promenade.
293
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:16,090
And paul, pretty nice not having any
peruvian flute music there i suspect?
294
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,140
Really welcome silence, tom.
295
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,380
There hasn't been a peruvian pan
flute band in sight for days now
296
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,660
and everyone has really
been enjoying the peace.
297
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:27,600
The world can breathe a collective
sigh of relief now as we thank the --
298
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,710
What
the --
299
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,680
Jesus christ!
300
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,500
There's, there's something else here!
301
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:49,100
It's not a peruvian flute band. It's
-- oh, my god. What is that thing?
302
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,510
Paul, what are you seeing?
303
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:53,740
It's furry. It's very furry!
304
00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,760
Okay. Obviously something
different has shown up.
305
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,150
Did he say "furry"?
306
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:08,310
Okay, uh, we are
experiencing some --
307
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:16,520
Oh, my god! What is that thing?
308
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:28,750
All righght. We're about
800 kilometers from peru.
309
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:33,410
There will be a truck to take you inside the
border where you'll be briefed on mission specifics.
310
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,430
Was there ever a moment when you guys
first came up with the genius plan
311
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:45,370
to become a peruvian flute
band that any of you said,
312
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:49,440
"hey, you know, this
plan might backfire?"
313
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,170
No, that never occurs to you.
314
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:56,810
Because you guys are jerks and
you never learn from your mistakes.
315
00:17:56,850 --> 00:18:00,910
And that's why everyone at school
thinks you guys are assholes.
316
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,190
That's not true!
317
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:04,150
Kids at school like us! Don't they?
318
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,650
Yeah, dude, kids at
school totally like us.
319
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:08,870
Craig's just being a dick because
we're having a tough time right now.
320
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,470
I'm being a dick.
321
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,440
Yes!
322
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,830
You guys took my birthday
money, got me arrested
323
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:19,900
and sent to miami with no way home except to
take down the county of peru and I'm being a dick.
324
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,290
There's no talking to this guy.
325
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,490
All right, fine, craig.
326
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:27,040
When we get back home we'll get you your money
back and we'll never talk to you again. How's that?
327
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:29,310
That would be great. Thank you.
328
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,370
This is wrong. This just
doesn't make any sense.
329
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,320
Why would homeland
security send us into peru?
330
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:37,490
Because they were starting
to take over the world?
331
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,990
I don't know. I just feel like there's
got to be something else going on here.
332
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,800
Please, I don't know where else to turN.
333
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,690
The police haven't been any help.
334
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:51,120
I think our boys might really
be in trouble this time.
335
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:56,400
Yes, yes, please check and
call me right back. Thank you.
336
00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:00,150
Randy, I swear to god if you
don't put that thing away --
337
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,570
Sharon, you're going to be glad I have
all this footage of the family some day.
338
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,250
I mean it, randy. That's enough!
339
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,200
You don't have to
videotape every single --
340
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,220
What the hell was that?
341
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,790
Oh, my god!
342
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,420
Something's going on outside. Stay here.
343
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,310
What's going on, dad?
344
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:22,570
Get back to your room, shelley!
345
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:32,100
What's going on?
346
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:33,620
They're all over the place!
347
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,530
What are?
348
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,950
They're really furry!
349
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,550
What did that?
350
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,490
What is that thing?
351
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,680
Mr. Marsh, you have to move.
It isn't safe to be here.
352
00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:04,300
Oh, my god!
353
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,100
Go, go, go back the other way!
354
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:15,900
Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god!
355
00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:20,050
I'm so startled.
356
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:32,520
Sir, we've got a bigger problem.
357
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,020
And what might that be?
358
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,900
News reports are coming in
from cities all over the world.
359
00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:42,380
Word of massive destruction and
death by what appear to be --
360
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,200
Guinea pigs?
361
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,150
Yes, sir.
362
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,410
How did you know?
363
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:54,770
You were so close to figuring
it all out, Davis,did you know that?
364
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:55,860
Sir?
365
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,880
I really thought you
had me in Miami..
366
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:01,400
but you just couldn't quite
put the pieces together
367
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:06,750
You... You.. knew this
was going to happen..
368
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:11,780
Oh,this is only the beginning,Davis.
And I can't let you interfere.
369
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:25,580
Sorry my friend but I've worked
too hard to make all this happen.
370
00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:28,000
The pan flute bands are on
their way to their deaths,
371
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,920
and the guinea pigs are rising.
372
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:33,440
And the only person who
could have stopped all this
373
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,650
is on his his way to
the middle of nowhere...
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