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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,740 --> 00:00:12,400 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- proudly presents 2 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:24,640 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 3 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:32,050 South Park Season12 Episode09 Breast Cancer Show Ever 4 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:39,430 Okay. Chilildren, let's all take our seats. 5 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,710 Before we get started today. 6 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,070 Wendy testaburger has asked to share something with the clasS. 7 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,090 Wendy? 8 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,860 Thank you,mr. GarrisoN. 9 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:52,180 Fellow students, october is awareness month for the one of the leading causes of death for womeN. 10 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:55,500 A disease that takes the lives of american women every day. 11 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:59,150 I'm talking of course about breast canceR. 12 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:07,180 An estimated one in six women will deal with cancer in their lifetime 13 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,670 and breast cancer is the most common --. 14 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:11,990 She said it again. 15 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,130 Is there a problem? Because isn't funny. 16 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:17,230 Breast cancer is killing people. 17 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,600 Mr. Garcia, do we really need all of this potty talk in the classroom? 18 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:23,010 Eric, f for the love of jesus. 19 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:27,330 This is a serious issue eric, what you're doing is offensivE. 20 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:30,860 Me, you're the one talking about killer titties, 21 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:33,610 watch out wendy,guys, went day says boobs can kill you. 22 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:38,060 I don't want to get killed by boobs. 23 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,640 Will somebody do something. 24 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:42,820 Every week he gets worse and nobody does anything. 25 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:44,620 Eric, stop being offensivE. 26 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:48,820 I'm trying to engage wendy in a constructive dialog about breast cancer awareness. 27 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,240 No, you aren'T. 28 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:51,620 Wendy, you better calm down, 29 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:54,420 you'll get your boobs angry and they'll start killing everyone. 30 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,840 I'm on fire today! 31 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,760 Look out everyone, there's some killer titties on the loose. 32 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,830 Could have swore i heard them coming through the roof. 33 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,910 Officer, we need to get an apb out on those titties, they're armed and dangerous. 34 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,350 What is your problem? 35 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,440 Testify breast cancer isn't funny. 36 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:15,940 Not at all. 37 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:19,830 Wendy, we are going to get you wendy, where are your boobs we are going to kill you. 38 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,130 You better shut up or i'll make you shouldn'T. 39 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,560 Really, what are you going to do about it wendy? 40 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:27,040 I'm going to kick your ass, that's what I am going to do. 41 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,790 Your gonna kick my ass? 42 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,410 That's right, i am gonna kick my ass. 43 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,950 You want to throw down, dawg, I'll throw down. 44 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:35,160 You think you're tough. 45 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:36,810 What's up?What's up? 46 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,280 I'm smack the. Out of you. 47 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:40,150 Throw down, bitch. 48 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:43,220 After school, we fight after school, gout there. 49 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,320 You'll fight me after school? 50 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,320 That's right. 51 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:47,880 You're a chick, dudE. 52 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:52,480 As soon as that bell rings we do it outside and you better be there. 53 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:53,670 It's on bitch. 54 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,060 Your going tO. Die! 55 00:02:57,490 --> 00:03:01,000 Wendy and eric are fighting after school everybody. 56 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:03,740 Wendy and eric are fighting after schooL. 57 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,040 What? 58 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:07,860 Wendy and cartman are going to fight after school 59 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:09,500 Relly 60 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:15,060 Wendy and cartman are fighting after school. 61 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:17,400 Yea! 62 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:21,500 Hey, emo kids, wendy and cartman are gonna fight after school. 63 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:25,540 Did she just call us emos? 64 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:31,020 Gee, i can't wait, wendy gonna fight you after school. 65 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:32,900 She is pissed off. 66 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:35,370 She's not gonna show up to a fight, dawG. 67 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:38,090 I'm sure she's already tried to figure out a way to get out of it. 68 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:41,040 Hey, check it out, she's totally staring you down. 69 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:49,800 She sure seems confident, you should go easy on her, dude, 70 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:51,720 you don't want to put her in pt hospital. 71 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:55,800 I'm gonna teach her a lesson, I'm not gonna totally kick her ass. 72 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:05,570 Can't go too easy on her, god forbid she gets a good punch iN. 73 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:10,080 Yeah, if you get beat by a girl, everyone would think you're a faggot. 74 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,180 Wendy, could i talk to you for a second? 75 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,640 What? 76 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:32,180 wendy, i want to apologize and tell you that --. 77 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,720 What? 78 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:38,650 I want to apologize and tell you that I'm sorry for what i said, okay? 79 00:04:38,690 --> 00:04:42,330 It was wrong of me and i promise you that it won't happen again. 80 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,850 I don't want to fight you after school, all right? 81 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:46,220 So, I'm sorry. 82 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,620 If you're really sorry you can say it in front of everyone! 83 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:54,240 Actually i was thinking let's just keep this between us. 84 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:58,490 I was wrong to make fun of breast cancer and I'm very remorsefulness. 85 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:01,710 No, if you're really sorry and you want to apologize to me, 86 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,820 then do it in front of everyone! 87 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:06,900 Apologize? 88 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,560 That's not what i said dumb bitch. 89 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:14,250 Yes, you did, you stood there and said you apologized and don't want to fight. 90 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:17,250 Wendy, a desperate attempt to get out testify. 91 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:21,390 These students are too smart to see you're making excuses to get out of fighting mE. 92 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:25,060 I am i don't want to get out it. I'm gonna beat the. Out of you. 93 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:30,510 That's funny, you're going to die lezbo. 94 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:40,530 Wendy, seriously, i want to apologize, I'm sorry i don't think we should fight. 95 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,810 Get away from me! 96 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:53,000 So, everyone is saying there's going to be a fight between eric cartman and your girlfriend. 97 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:55,000 I guess sO. 98 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:58,700 And you're going to just let at that guy beat up on your woman? 99 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:03,210 Doesn't that like go against your jockey man code or something? 100 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:08,650 Yeah, i don't ever remember ac/dc singing about letting it dudes beat up on their girlfriends. 101 00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:10,450 What am i supposed to do about it? 102 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,940 Don't worry, stan, I don't think it's going to happen. 103 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,560 Cartman says that wendy is begging him to it call the fight off. 104 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:16,750 ****** 105 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,890 I hope not, i want to see wendy kick the crap out of him. 106 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,040 - Wendy. - What. 107 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:28,700 Real quick, real quick. 108 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:35,630 Wendy, you're not gonna believe this, i just found out my mom has breast cancer. 109 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,600 Man, i sure got what was coming to me. 110 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:42,560 I was a real jerk and now they're gonna cut off my mom's boobS. 111 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:46,360 You really think that's going to work on me? 112 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:52,960 Wendy, i have here $27 in cash. 113 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:54,050 If you just call off the fight then i --. 114 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:57,140 You can't bribe your way out of this. 115 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,460 Wendy, i have muscular dystrophy. 116 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:01,650 No, you don't. 117 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:05,310 My mom has muscular dystrophy in her boobs. 118 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:08,960 You don't get it asshole, there's nothing you can do to stop this fight. 119 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,410 I am gonna wipe the playground in front of everyonE. 120 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:17,190 I am gonna shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear. 121 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,890 - Eat my underwear? - That's right. 122 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:24,710 Okay, wendy, I'll eat my underwear right here and right now. 123 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,840 Jesus crys do you have no sense of self-respecT. 124 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:31,330 No, unless you want me to, if you want me to have self-respect. 125 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,620 You suck so hard. 126 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:37,500 I'm eat my underwear and then we'll put this whole thing behind us. 127 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:38,520 What are you doing. 128 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:43,170 I'm committed to peace, wendy I want you to see just how humbleed i am, 129 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,260 how much i --. 130 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,330 Wendy, look at me, wendy. 131 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,980 Oh, my god. 132 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:02,110 So, are we cool? 133 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,200 No! 134 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:06,980 I ate my underwear, what the hell do you want me me? 135 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:09,010 You are so pathetic. 136 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,760 Wendy, i ate my underwear for you, no! 137 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,150 Jo what's up dawg? 138 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:24,040 - We need to talk. - What? 139 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:26,510 You know, wendy and i are suppose today fight in like three hours. 140 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,260 - Yeah. - Dude, aren't you worried? 141 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:31,790 Wendy is a girl shy could end up getting really hert, stan, 142 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,630 you're my bro and she's she's your bitch, 143 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:35,240 i can't heart my bro's bitch, 144 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,660 ******* 145 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:42,610 she told me she doesn't want to fight.****** 146 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:47,540 She knows i am gonna kick her ass and feels if she doesn't fight me the girls will call her chicken. 147 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:48,720 Really? 148 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:52,730 Now what she did, she apologized and begged me not to fight heR. 149 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:56,820 I said if you're sorry, stay it in front of everyone, but she wouldn'T. 150 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,360 That's how desperate these. 151 00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:03,400 You have to do something, stan, you have to. Be a man and forbid her --. 152 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,720 Oh, that's where i put those. 153 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,680 Anyway, stan, you've got to put a stop to the fight. 154 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,720 Wendy needs you. 155 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:21,920 Dude, there's nothing I can do about it. 156 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:25,030 God, you are such a pusy, stan, you're a pussy, 157 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,910 when i hurt wendy it will be on 158 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:42,710 And so you see at this point your rip disease knew he could not win the battle. 159 00:09:47,460 --> 00:09:51,070 I'm going to wipe the playground with you right in front of everyonE. 160 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,700 If you got beat by a girl everyone would say you're a faggot. 161 00:09:54,740 --> 00:10:00,100 For homework, i want you all to read chapter seven. 162 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:07,180 Take this Wendy! 163 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:12,890 When the bell rings we've got to get out there and find a good place to watch this. 164 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:17,730 There's no way out, she's gonna kick my ass in front of everyone. 165 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:19,010 Almost there. 166 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,710 And be be ready for a quiz tomorrow morning. 167 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,270 I totally can't see the fight dude, i've got detention after school. 168 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,000 Detention, that's it! 169 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:32,040 I've got to get detention fast! 170 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:51,280 Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk? 171 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,540 What's up? What's up? 172 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:56,510 Crapped on your desk dawg, what's up with that? 173 00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:06,090 Welcome to detention mkay? 174 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,170 You're here until your parents pick you up. 175 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,810 Use your time to study. 176 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:14,810 Oh, sweet. 177 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,070 Eric 178 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,670 what's going on. 179 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,320 Everyone is start to go say you got detention on purpose to get out of fighting wendy. 180 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:28,890 RidiculouS. 181 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:32,360 Some people say you crapped on the desk to get detention. 182 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:33,660 ******** 183 00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:35,390 Why did you crap on the desK. 184 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,000 ******* 185 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:42,410 I'm anti-establishment, that's how i roll, dawg, i do stuff like that. 186 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:48,110 I said he's not scared of fighting wendy, he'd do it if he could. 187 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:52,480 I got all punk rock and got detention, a bad dudE. 188 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:56,150 That's good because we moved the fight to first thing tomorrow morning tomorrow 189 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,040 before school starts. Everyone is going to get there early. 190 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,980 That way it doesn't matter that you have detention. 191 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:05,210 Eric, get your buns back over here. 192 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:10,220 Wendy says she will be there an hour before school starts, see you in the morning, okay? 193 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:22,090 Tomorrow morning, you die tomorrow morning. 194 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,160 - Wendy! - Yeah? 195 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,120 We need to talk to you right now! 196 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:41,650 Wendy, have you been bullying kids at school? 197 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,840 What? No! 198 00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:47,120 Well, do you want to explain why this little boy's mother had to come talk to us? 199 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,810 Did you tell this little boy you were going to beat him up? 200 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:55,110 You don't understand he said horrible thingS. 201 00:12:55,130 --> 00:13:00,710 The thing is, I totally said I was sorry, but she still wants to beat me up. 202 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:07,510 Wendy, no matter what a person says, you don't respond with violence. 203 00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:09,360 Haven't we taught you that? 204 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:13,560 The thing swendy, i really think you're awesome, 205 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:16,410 and i know I'm just a nerdy little weakling to you, 206 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:22,860 but i want to be your friend because I don't have that many friends at school. 207 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:28,470 Wendy, you tell this little boy you aren't going to hurt him! 208 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:31,190 - Mom, you don't --. - Now, young lady. 209 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,440 I'm not going to hurt you. 210 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:38,190 If there's any word of you fighting at school, it's over for you missy, do you understand? 211 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:39,570 Yes, sir. 212 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,520 We're so sorry about this, miss cartman. 213 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:44,090 Oh, no, thank you so much for your time. 214 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:46,190 It really won't happen again. 215 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:49,790 You're very sweet. Thank you again. Come on, muffiN. 216 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,190 Okay, mommy, ma ma, ma ma. 217 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,260 Man, it's almost time for school to start. Wendy still isn't here. 218 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,520 Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I showed up. 219 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,440 Where is she? 220 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,450 How come wendy is not showing up for the fight. 221 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:09,700 Here she comes! 222 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:12,960 What's up, wendy i thought we were meeting early to fight. 223 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,030 Now i can't fight you. 224 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,650 Why not? You chicken? It bwawk bwawk bwawk, bwawk bwawK. 225 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:23,300 I can't fift you because you came crying to my house last night with your mom. 226 00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:26,980 Oh, that's a doozie, wendy, did you come up with that one on your own. 227 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,350 Yeah, you come up with that one on your owner? 228 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,420 I ain't frontin' dawg, let's do it. 229 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,040 Come on, wendy kick his ass! 230 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:36,340 I can't! 231 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,000 God dammit, 232 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:42,100 she chickened out. 233 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,800 Told you guys! 234 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,410 Oh, i'm glad that's over witH. 235 00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:48,500 Yeah, guess who dodged a bullet, galahad. 236 00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:52,340 I always knew deep down wendy didn't have any. 237 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:58,980 And so we must all recycle every day. 238 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:03,920 Recycling is important and it will save our planet earth. 239 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,560 The end. 240 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,690 Very nice, clyde. 241 00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:10,850 Okay, we have time for more more report before recess, who would like to go? 242 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,380 Okay, eric. 243 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,530 Thank you. 244 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,580 My report today is on breast cancer awareness. 245 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:26,070 I do not believe enough is being done and like the victims of breast cancer, 246 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,720 there's something I'd like to get off my chest. 247 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:36,940 We all must fight and hopefully kid titty cancer will be a distant memory. 248 00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,670 You unbelieveable bastard. 249 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,380 You beat me, but you won't stop. 250 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,350 What did the breast cancer say to the polish monkey. 251 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,300 Okay, eric, that's enough you smart ass. 252 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:52,020 Why, why are you doing this to me? 253 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,570 Why won't you just stop. 254 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,780 Wendy, wendy. 255 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,660 Wendy testaburger to the principal's office, please? 256 00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,450 Wendy testaburger to the principal's office. 257 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,250 God! 258 00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:12,300 Wendy, i've been hearing rum irs of a fight between you and eric cartman. 259 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,000 No, man there isn't going to be a fight. 260 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,330 Oh, no? Are you sure. 261 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:19,220 Yes, ma'am. 262 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,900 I see. 263 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,750 I noticed all the things you've done for breast cancer awareness month. 264 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,250 Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor? 265 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,330 Ma'am? 266 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:34,150 I was diagnosed seven years ago. 267 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:40,290 Cancer is it pure evil, it's a fat little lump that needs to be destroyed. 268 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:45,730 When there is a cancer, you have to fight it. 269 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,390 You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. 270 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:54,240 Cancer doesn't play by the rules so neither can you. 271 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,440 My parents said that if i fight--. 272 00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:01,070 And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you. 273 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:07,500 You have to be willing to give up everything because the cancer will take everything. 274 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,270 Do you understand? 275 00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:13,060 Yes, ma'am! 276 00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:18,180 When you have cancer, you fight because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not. 277 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:24,050 Yo u refuse to let that fat little lump think you feel powerless. 278 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:30,660 She's gonna fight. 279 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,860 Wendy's gonna fight cartman right now. 280 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,960 What? 281 00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:48,830 ********Not that dude, retard. 282 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,450 She's coming. 283 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,470 ****** 284 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,800 Wendy is coming to fight you. 285 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:13,180 Oh, boy, here we go. 286 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:16,020 About freaking time. 287 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,730 All right. Let's do it! 288 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,930 Wendy, what's up? What's up? 289 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:26,110 Wendy, don't forget I'll tell my mom on you. 290 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,270 I don't care. 291 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,760 Recess is almost over, i don't know if there's really time. 292 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:37,180 Shut up and fight! 293 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,630 All right, wine, wendy, i'll fight you. 294 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,460 Him up, wendy! 295 00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:57,250 Wendy? 296 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,460 I'm finished. 297 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,870 Somebody, somebody call the principal! 298 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,310 You have don't have to say anything. 299 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,360 I know how it iS. 300 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,940 I'm no longer the cool kid. 301 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:26,150 Now you all think i'm a fag. 302 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:35,270 My school life is over because now all the guys don't think i'm cool. 303 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,310 Dude, we never thought you were cooL. 304 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,340 That's not true. 305 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,870 You're just saying that. 306 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,960 No, really, we've always thought you suck. 307 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,180 Yeah, nothing's changed. 308 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,970 Our opinion of you can't possibly go any lower. 309 00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:58,940 You're just saying that to make me feel betteR. 310 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,650 No, it's truE. We've always hated you. 311 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,950 Yeah. 312 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,320 Don't try and make me feel better, you guys. 313 00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:12,670 Wait, wait a minute, why would you guys be saying stuff to make me feel better? 314 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:17,060 Unless, unless you do think I'm cool. 315 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,120 What? 316 00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:23,500 If you're all trying to make me feel better then you must still like me. 317 00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:31,300 I've been so worried about you guys were going to think of me getting beat up by a girL. 318 00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:34,360 It turns out you think I'm cool no matter what! 319 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,040 Oh, oh, oh, god, what a relief! 320 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,340 Yea! 321 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:43,110 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 24726

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