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Season12 Episode06
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Get off the internet,
stanley. It's time for bed.
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Mom, I just got to do
a couple more things.
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Now, stanley! The internet will
be waiting for you in the morning.
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Off!
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Aw, man!
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Shelley, off the internet. It's bedtime.
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Mom, I'm I-chatting with
my boyfriend in montana.
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Now, shelley!
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Why do you hate me?
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Randy, off the internet.
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No! No, come on! Leave me alone.
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No, mister. It's time for night-night.
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But sharon, I got stuff to do!
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I got to see my credit rating and
i got to send an e-mail to nelson
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and check out foley's
vacation photos --
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You don't have to do all that now.
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You can do one more thing
and then it's bedtime.
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One more thing?
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Oooh, yeah.
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What the hell?
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Stan!
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- Stan, i got to use your computer.
- What?
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My internet's not working.
I got to use yours.
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And give daddy some
private time, will yeah?
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- My internet's not working either.
- What?
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Dad, the internet's not working!
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I know that, okay?
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I have to get online with my
darling amir before school starts.
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Randy, i can't get my e-mail to open.
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Everyone just calm down.
Calm down, all right?
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It's going to be okay.
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We just can't panic.
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Gerald, please help us.
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Randy! What's happened?
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Our house. It has no internet.
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Oh, my god.
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We've got nothing.
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It's just gone.
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Come in. You can use our internet
until you figure out what to do.
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Thank you, gerald.
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I'm getting on it first.
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Oh, no, you're not!
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Kyle, can I use your internet?
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- It's not working.
- What?
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I've even unplugged it
and plugged it back in.
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No, no. Our internet can't be broken.
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I've got to get an attachment
larry sent me last night!
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It's not working, gerald.
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But it has to
work. Maybe if I --
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Your internet's not
working, gerald. Face it!
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I have to get online before school.
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What about starbucks?
They have free internet.
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Right! Starbucks!
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Everyone get your stuff.
We can take my car.
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Hey, is your guys' internet working?
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No. Nobody's is.
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What's happening?
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Jesus, everyone's gonna
have to go to starbucks now.
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Everyone in the car! We
have to beat them there!
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God, the whole neighborhood's affected.
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Get out of the way, peterson!
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Folks, there's no internet here.
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It's not working, I tell you.
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It's not working here?
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Kids, get back in the car.
We can go to the mac store.
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N, don't! You're wasting your time.
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How do you know?
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Because we just came from there.
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There was nothing.
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Not one scrap of internet.
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How can there be no internet anywhere?
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What's going on?
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Anybody got a blackberry?
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Check drudge report.
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Good idea! No, wait!
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We can't check drudge
report. There's no internet.
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There has to be a way to
find out what's going on.
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We can't! Don't you get it?
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There's no internet to find
out why there's no internet!
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What did we use to get the
news before the internet?
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A television!
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Reporter: Once again, we apologize
but we cannot bring you the news.
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It appears that we have
no internet here at news 4.
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We'll be happy to bring
you up on current events.
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Just as soon as our internet is back.
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Jesus, it's statewide.
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It could be nationwide.
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Hello? Do you have internet?
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It's channel four news.
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No, we don't have internet either.
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No internet anywhere.
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Jesus, we're all alone.
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MONDAY
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8 DAYS WITHOUT INTERNET
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What's the matter?
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I don't know.
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I need to get on webmd and see
why I have this cough, but I can'T.
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What if my sweetheart
is online looking for me?
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He could be wondering why
I don't get online with him.
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Maybe he thinks I'm dead.
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If my darling amir gets another internet
girlfriend, I'm going to kill him.
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And you!
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Shelley! Shelley, woa, stop! Stop!
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Dad, you got to do something!
She's out of control.
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You're right. We can't
just sit here any longer.
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Randy, where will you go?
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We're gonna head west.
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There's a rumor going around that
there might be some internet out there.
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So we're heading out california way.
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You don't know if there's
any internet in california!
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Well, there certainly ain't none here!
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Look, maybe it's time
you all face reality.
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The internet here is dried up.
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It could come back.
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Yeah, and maybe it won'T.
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In the meantime, I got a family
who needs internet right away.
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We'll head out california way
and, and see what we can find.
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Come on. Let's gO.
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Look, if you do find internet,
let us know, will you?
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How? You won't have internet.
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California NEED******
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Sorry, folks. We're full up.
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Know anywhere else we can stay?
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We're heading out california way.
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Looking for some internet.
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You and everyone else.
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You'll have to stay out at the transient camp
with all the others heading to california.
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It's about a mile down the road.
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* I'm going down the road feeling bad *
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* I'm going down the road feeling bad *
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* I'm going down the road feeling bad *
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* oh, lordy my internet
done up and went away *
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Where are you from, old-timer?
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Kansas city.
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Had me a store there, a kind
of computer supply store.
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When the internet went,
the stores went too.
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Things I'll be different
when we get to california.
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Soon as we get us some
internet we can all rest easy.
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Why sure.
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They*********
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************
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********
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Oh, I'm gonna sit down at t that
internet and just start e-mailing.
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Just keep on e-mailing 'til my
fingers are sore to the bone!
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Sure will be nice.
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You folks all heading to silicon valley?
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That's right. We need to get online.
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Get online, he says.
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What's so funny about that?
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Think about it.
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How many folks heading
out to california?
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A million? More?
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How much internet you
think they got out there?
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Be some internet, sure, but with
everyone trying to use it at once,
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it's gonna go real slow like.
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I knows because I seen it.
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My two children, they
tried to load a webpage.
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Took them over three days.
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They sat there waiting,
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by the time the loading bar was
only half full they was dead.
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Starved on the internet.
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With their bellies stuck
out like a pig bladder.
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Come on, stan. Let's get us some rest.
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Amir, I miss you so much.
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Don't cry, shelley.
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You'll be able to get online
when we get to california.
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Everyone, wake up, we're here!
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Silicon valley, california!
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Name.
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Do they have internet here?
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Name.
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MarsH.
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Service provider.
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Net zero.
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All right. Stay in
line once you're inside.
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Red cross volunteers will
direct you to your campsite.
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So, is there internet here?
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Stay in line and get to your campsite.
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Excuse me. We're looking
for some internet.
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Yeah, they got it here.
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All right!
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Bud there ain't enough to go around.
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All they got is a little internet.
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Barely a bar a signal.
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So they have to ration it out carefully.
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You sign up over there.
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And use your time when
they call your name.
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Each family gets 40
seconds of internet per day.
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40 seconds?
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That ain't even long
enough to check wikipedia!
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Well, it's all we got
so we got to make do.
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Look, honey. I ordered
us some books on amazon!
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All right. Time's up.
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No, no, wait! I haven't entered
the shipping information.
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No! No!
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Next! Grady, john H.
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Aw, how am I supposed to
see internet porn that way?
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What did you say?
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Uh, you go on ahead, sharon, divide
some internet amongst the children.
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I got to go talk to somebody.
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Reporter: And that's about all we know.
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There might be some internet still
in california, and parts of florida.
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Though, we certainly
still don't have any here.
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A fax! A fax is coming through!
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- We got a fax!
- Yeah, a fax!
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It says the government has sent
their best people to the internet
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in order to repair it.
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We got to get a reporter
out to the internet.
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Where is the internet?
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Gentlemen, president is very angry
that his internet still isn't working.
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We've tried everything, sir.
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But the internet has slowed to a trickle
and we can't get it working correctly.
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Take me down below.
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I want to see the internet for myself.
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Here it is, general. The internet.
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So what's wrong with it?
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See that flashing
orange light in the mid?
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It's supposed to be solid green.
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My god.
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Thedancingkitty.Com.
I wonder what that is?
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Click on the dancing kitty
and you could win a prize.
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All right, time's up.
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No wait. I just clicked
on the kitty. I got it!
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No! It wasn't long enough! No!
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Next. Nelson, peter T.
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Excuse me.
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I need to uh, have some
private internet time.
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Look, we're just trying to get by here.
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Everyone's got to
take what they can get.
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I haven't jacked off in over two weeks.
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So jack off.
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You don't understand.
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I need the internet to jack off.
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I got used to being able to see anything
at the click of a button, you know?
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Once you jack off to japanese
girls puking in each other's mouth,
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you can't exactly go back to "playboy."
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What do you want us to do?
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Pick up the whole computer and put it
inside for ten minutes just for you?
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- Three minutes would be plenty.
- Get lost.
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All right. Each of you take a ticket.
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When they call your name,
you can use the internet.
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What number are you, turd?
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You're 923 now.
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Hey, mom!
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Shelley, give your
brother his ticket back.
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Can't you all see I'm in pain?
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Nobody understands pure love.
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Amir and I are closer than
anybody in this stupid family!
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Over here.
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You. Happen to be
looking for internet porn?
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,290
Lots of us fellas came
here for that reason.
256
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:13,170
We all got used to seeing lots of
really perverted stuff on the internet,
257
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:15,370
so now we can't go back to "playboy."
258
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:16,940
I know! Right?
259
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,380
Anyway, we got us a simulator.
260
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:23,640
You just call out what you
want to see and then say click.
261
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Internet porn stimulator.
262
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Give it a try.
263
00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,410
Anything you wanted to see
with the click of a button!
264
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:37,930
Uh, japanese girls exchanging
bodily fluids. Click.
265
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:45,290
Oh, this sucks! I
can't jack off to this!
266
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,460
Dammit.
267
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:53,660
Uh, let's see. Gang bang. Click.
268
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,980
She-males. Let's
try she-males. Click.
269
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:03,280
Bestialty. Click on that.
270
00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:08,600
Brazilian fart fetish
porn? Click. Click.
271
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:15,310
Nope. This isn't gonna work.
272
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,780
It's just not the same.
273
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,060
Well, sorry.
274
00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,970
That'll be $49 on your credit card.
275
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,630
Well, at least that
part's like the internet.
276
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,960
We now have a reporter on
the scene. Let's go live!
277
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,100
Tom, I am at the internet
278
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:36,360
government officials are doing
their best to get it running again.
279
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,760
All right, internet.
280
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,860
What do you want from us?
281
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:48,590
If we've angered you
somehow, let us know.
282
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,980
Try to communicate
with it digitally again.
283
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:19,060
I've had it with this thing.
Fire a warning shot at it.
284
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,860
Hey, wait a minute.
285
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,770
Is it possible
that --
286
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,080
What is it, kyle?
287
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:36,400
I think I know what's wrong.
288
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,380
This is taking too long.
289
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,110
When do I get to use the internet?
290
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,630
It's got to be our turn soon.
291
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,010
All right, folks. It's bedtime.
292
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:53,380
No more internet for today
293
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,080
Just a little longer.
294
00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:01,170
No, no. We're locking it away
'til tomorrow. Everyone get to bed.
295
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:33,290
Finally! I'm online again! Yes!
296
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:38,670
Japanese girls puke
in each other's mouths.
297
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,590
Oh, nice!
298
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:55,540
Now let's see some bestialty.
299
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,100
Yes!
300
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:09,780
Let's get some brazilian
fart porn in there.
301
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:16,060
That's got it!
302
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:20,980
What is that?
303
00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:24,160
Sounds like somebody's
being attacked by a tiger.
304
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,670
Get the keys. We got to get in there!
305
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:39,190
What
the --
306
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,270
- Dad?
- Randy!
307
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,970
Oh, uh, there was a, a ghost!
308
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,140
This is ectoplasm!
309
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,450
Did you see the ghost?
310
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,870
It ran through here and slimed me!
311
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,380
You son of a bitch!
312
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,920
No, it wasn't me. It
was the spooky ghost!
313
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:59,170
This is our last chance.
314
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:03,830
With nowhere else to turn, the government
is going to allow one brave 8-year-old boy
315
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,770
to attempt his method to get
the internet running again.
316
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,470
It all comes down to this.
317
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:14,700
Can the little jewish boy reason with
the internet, or will it be gone forever?
318
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,900
All clear for procedure.
319
00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:20,170
All right. Let's do it.
320
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,130
Look! The flashing yellow
light is steady green now!
321
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,440
He did it!
322
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,350
- I've got internet!
- Me too!
323
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,500
Internet activity in all sectors, sir!
324
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,960
- I've got internet.
- Me too.
325
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,570
It's back!
326
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,070
It's back? It's back!
327
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,700
It's working!
328
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:08,450
I can I-chat with my darling amir now!
329
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:11,620
Shelley? Shelley marsh?
330
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:12,760
What?
331
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,420
It's me. Amir.
332
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,860
Your family came here too,
333
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,510
Yeah.
334
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,140
So, uh, I guess I'll e-mail
you as soon as we get back home.
335
00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:30,560
Yeah, okay, sounds good.
336
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,010
Okay, c'ya.
337
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,000
We're back together!
We're back together!
338
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,930
And so what have we
learned through this ordeal?
339
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:49,390
The internet went away, it came back.
340
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,480
But for how long we do not know.
341
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,930
We cannot take the internet
for granted any longer.
342
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:59,570
We as a country must
stop overlogging-on.
343
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,140
We must use the internet
only when we need it.
344
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,290
It's easy for us to think we can
just use up all the internet we want,
345
00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:10,950
but if we don't treat the
internet with the respect
346
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,090
that it deserves,
347
00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:18,030
it could one day be gone forever.
348
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,640
And so let us learn to live
with the internet, not for it.
349
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,480
No more browsing for no apparent reason.
350
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,480
No more mindlessly surfing on our
laptops while watching television.
351
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:33,450
And finally, we must learn only
the internet for porn twice a day.
352
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,940
Max.
353
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