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South Park
Season12 Episode07
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Kids, everyone together.
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Welcome to pioneer village.
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This is a re-creation
of early colorado days.
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I want you all to meet pioneer paul.
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Hi, kids, and welcome to my village.
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I settled here in 1864
with my maw and paw.
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Sure thing, I ain't never seen strange
clothes like you all are wearing.
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And what's that fancy yellow
horse carriage you got out there?
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This is gonna suck.
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When y'all are ready, just
head up to the village.
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All the townsfolk are there
to answer your questions.
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And welcome to 1864. Sit 'em up!
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Thank you, pioneer paul.
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All right, kids, this is a big place so I want
everyone to pick a partner to hold hands with.
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Let's be partners, kenny.
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No, I'm partners with craig.
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Oh, okay.
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Stan, let's be partners, dude.
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No, I'm with wendy.
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You wanna hold hands
with a girl? Gaywad.
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All right, let's be partners, kyle.
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I hate you, remember?
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You wanna be partners, jimmy?
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Jesus, what have I ever done to you?
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Craig? Token?
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Who, who else needs a partner?
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Who else needs a partner?
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Eric, partner with butters.
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God dammit!
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Hold butters' hand, eric.
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That isn't necessary.
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Butters, you are not to let go of eric's
hand until you are both back on that bus.
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Do you understand?
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I understand.
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All right, let's head in.
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You can let go now, butters.
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No.
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Butters, come on.
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No!
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All right, kids. Go ahead and visit
the charming villagers and learn stuff.
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Keep trarack of your partner.
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Why, howdy, partners.
I'm the town blacksmith.
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Are you folks settlers or are
you just trappers passing through?
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Uh, look, can we just drop
the role-playing thing?
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I would play along, but my girlfriend's here and
I don't wanna look like a dork in front of her.
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Thanks, stan.
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Those folk sure are strange, smithy.
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We ain't never seen them kind of
fancy hats in our time, have we?
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That guy's wearing a digital watch.
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Oh, jeez.
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- Dammit, chad.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Howdy, partners. I'm the town gunsmith.
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You see, in our time,
it's pretty violent.
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See them holes in the walls?
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That's so we can put a rifle
through to protect us from indians.
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I wanna shoot an indian!
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Now some of you might want to meet
abigail at the candle making house.
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Or you can head over the general store.
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You see any indians?
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Nah, it's just the city and a --
oh, my jesus christ monkey balls.
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Super fun time.
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Dude, check it out. We're only
two blocks from a super fun time!
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They got video games
and rides and everything!
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Oh, that's cool. Come on, eric,
we need to catch up with everyone.
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Dude, screw this place. We
gotta go to super fun time!
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Oh, no. I'm not sneaking
out. I'll get in trouble.
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Fine. Then let go of my hand.
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Teacher said I can't let go
until we're back on the bus.
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Well, which is it gonna be, butters?
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Are you gonna ditch out with me or are you
gonna disobey the teacher's stupid rule?
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I'm not letting go.
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Fine. Then you're coming with me.
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No, eric!
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Butters, let go, god dammit!
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No! Teacher! Teacher!
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This here is our general store.
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It's where I buy all
my supplies and sucH.
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Howdy, partners. I own
this here general store.
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Look, stan, they had
beef jerky back then.
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What do you mean back then?
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Don't forget it's 1864!
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Right. Except for it really isn'T.
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Sure it is. Just look around you.
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What's that? It sounds
like police sirens.
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What's a siren?
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We ain't never heard
of no siren in 1864.
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We lost 'em! We lost 'em!
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Damn pig cops. Close that gate!
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- What's going on?
- I don't know.
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Everyone down on the ground. Now!
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Whoa now! I'm sheriff mclawdog.
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I settled here
back in 1850 --
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Jesus christ!
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We got to call the
police! Where's your phone?
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A phone? Why, what's a phone?
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We ain't never heard of such a thing.
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What? Come on, this is serious!
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Store hand, you ever heard
of this fancy smancy phone?
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Uh, no. We ain't got
a phone in our time.
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Dude, they just shot a guy in the face.
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We got to call the cops.
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If you mean the law, only law round
here is town sheriff, mclawdog.
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You see, 1864 is a time of growth
and development in the old west --
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This is not the time for that!
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Oh, man, this is gonna be awesome!
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Butters, if you don't let go of my hand
everyone here is going to think we're gay.
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Well, that's your problem.
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All right, butters. I've
seriously had enough!
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Jesus christ.
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- One, please.
- Make that two.
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Aw, aren't you two cute holding hands.
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Are you special little buddies?
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No!
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Dude, this place sleds!
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What should we do first?
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We should get back to the pioneer
village. That's what we should do!
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Butters, we're going to be back before
anybody even notices we were gone.
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Let's go hit the bumper cars.
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Over here! This looks like an office.
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Here! Here's a phone.
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Why, what a strange contraption.
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I can't get a dial tone.
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What's the number to dial out?
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Dial out?
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Partner, them are some
funny words you're using.
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Dude, do you understand
what's going on here?
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Maybe they're right, brian. I mean
this is a special circumstance.
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NEVER BREAK CHARACTER!
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Hah, I mean, this here
room sure is strange.
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We have nothing like these
fancy devices in our time!
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Well, I'll say.
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I got through! Hello, police?
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911, what's your emergency?
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There's some terrorists or bank robbers or
something that've taken our class hostage.
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Taken hostage where?
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The old pioneer village off of kipling.
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You mean that annoying place where
employees won't break character?
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Sister, you don't know the half of it.
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Check it out, dude! I'm a spaceman!
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Spaceman, yes!
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* I'm having a super fun time day *
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yeah! Get that guy! Shoot that guy!
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Yeah, now over here!
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You got it! Nice!
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* Super fun time please don't go away *
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What are you oogling at?
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* No more worries or
cares it's super fun time *
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* the answer to my
prayers super fun time *
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* super fun time you're all I need *
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* I wanna super fun time
till I freakin' bleed *
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* I want you morning, noon
and night super fun time *
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*********
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* you make my life so
right super fun time *
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That's it, eric. We
have to be getting back!
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Aw, just a few more things.
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No! If we don't leave right now, we're gonna
miss the bus and then they'll know we left!
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I guess you're right,
butters. All right. Come on.
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Set up the satellite relay.
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Check for alternate
routes out of the area.
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Unfortunately, your police department got
wind of our robbery and chased after us.
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That is unfortunate for you.
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Because when I think
it is clear to leave,
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we will now need to take hostages with us to
ensure our goods get to their final destination.
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Please, if you must take
anyone, don't take me.
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These kids are worth more to you.
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How did they find us?
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Get the loot out of the car
and stash it in that building.
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All right, men, listen up.
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Looks like our thieves
tried to hide out here.
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They've got the employees and
some school kids held hostage.
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Tucker, dylan, set up a perimeter.
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Everyone stay on your toes.
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These are professionals
we're dealing with here.
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What did they rob, sir?
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A burger king.
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All right. Good. Is that all of it?
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No, don't forget we got these too.
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Excellent. Now listen, everyone.
We're going to be all right.
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This is only a small hitch in our plan.
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I'd like to speak with
the chief of police.
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Who is this?
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This is the man who is going to kill
an entire class of fourth graders
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if he doesn't get exactly what he wants.
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Why aren't the cops coming in?
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They must be negotiating.
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Them there bandits sure
look mighty strange.
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And them pistols is way
bigger than what we gots.
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Will you shut up?
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Wait, you have guns here?
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Sure. Sheriff got lots
of rifles in his office.
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Well, why don't you go get
them and bring them back here.
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All righty. Come on, store hand.
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Yepper!
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Oh, man, I can't wait to
see the look on kyle's face
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when we tell him we had super fun time while
he was at the dumb, stupid pioneer village.
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We're not telling anybody!
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I don't want to get in trouble.
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And i didn't have a
super fun time anyways.
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Butters, you got to learn to chill.
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Life goes by pretty fast.
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If you don't stop and look
around once in a while,
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and do whatever you want all
the time, you could miss it.
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Yeah, well, I guess that's kinda true.
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Crap, they called the cops on us.
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What? They called the caps?
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They must have realized we left. Damn!
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Oh, my god, the police
are looking for us?
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- Butters!
- We're gonna get it now.
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Butters, butters, calm down.
I know a way out of this.
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You just got me busted forever!
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Butters, listen to me. Listen.
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No.
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All we have to do is sneak back
inside without the cops seeing us.
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Then we can say we
were inside all along.
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You said they wouldn't notice
we were gone. You promised.
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If we sneak back inside we can
say we never left. All right?
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All right. Now let go of my hand.
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- No. -
Butters --
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You made me break one rule.
I'm not breaking the other!
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It's all I have now.
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All right, come on.
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Keep the hostages from talking
and search for holdouts.
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Everyone check in at
two-minute intervals.
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I hope you have good news, orlich.
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The police have us completely
surrounded on all sides.
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There's no way we're getting out
above ground without being spotted.
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Above ground?
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Look. I found this at
the rear of the park.
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It's an old mine shaft.
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But pioneer village was
sued when a kid died in it,
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so they closed it down and protected it
with a huge metal door with a coded lock.
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So, if we can get into the shaft, we can
tunnel our way around the police. Excellent.
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One more thing, franz.
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I want my share of the take now.
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What's the matter, arlich?
Lose your sense of trust?
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I was just thinking maybe
we get through that tunnel,
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then you take the loot to
berlin and I never see you again.
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************
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******
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************
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********
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***************
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You are an employee here.
247
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,740
That means you are required to know
the door code for fire code reasons.
248
00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:27,120
Mr. David palmer of colorado springs.
249
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:30,000
My name ain't palmer. It's ol' smithy.
250
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,070
And we ain't never
heard of no fire code.
251
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,670
Why, we got to put fires out ourselves.
252
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:39,300
That's it. Tell me the code or you die.
253
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,520
One,
two --
254
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,780
- I -
- Yes?
255
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,930
I don't know nothing
about no fancy door code.
256
00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,870
I'm just a simple blacksmith.
257
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:59,060
These pioneer village workers
are really committed to their job.
258
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,500
No! Please! Don't hurt me!
259
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:05,000
Give us the code to that
door and we can leave!
260
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:08,490
I never heard of something
called a door code.
261
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,860
Please, can't you ask some other way?
262
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,970
I don't have time for your stupid game!
263
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,740
Tell me or you die right now!
264
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,990
All right, all right.
265
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:19,740
Look, it's just one of those
new jinkins home security locks.
266
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,720
You press the top button
and then enter 5, 2 --
267
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:31,570
What he meant to say, kids, is that we
ain't never heard of no fancy door code
268
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:36,000
'cuz in our time we got to
rely on wood locks and such.
269
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:39,240
God dammit, you people are Insane!
270
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,720
I don't believe it.
271
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:41,940
Domino! Volski!
272
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:45,410
Find out if there are any other
employees or students wandering about.
273
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,760
Bring them here or shoot them.
274
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,950
Oh, crap, we got to hide! Come on.
275
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:55,940
Yeah, we gotta, got, get
the hell outta here fast!
276
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,490
Sector bravo, no activity.
277
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:05,150
Jeez, the cops are
looking for us everywhere.
278
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,930
Don't worry. They're not gonna find
us until we're safely back inside.
279
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,530
Look, see that traffic
signal down there?
280
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:13,880
If we can climb across that, we can jump
to the tree branch and then we're home free.
281
00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,140
That looks dangerous.
282
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,180
Not getting busted always
is, butters. Come on.
283
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:27,560
Good! That's got it. Good!
All right, now head across.
284
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,770
Go easy. Good.
285
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:32,050
Oh, gosh in heaven.
286
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,530
It's all right. We got it.
287
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,660
- Save me!
- I'm gonna fall!
288
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:46,040
Oh, dude. Lame.
289
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:50,950
Frolich, check in. Have you
found any other employees?
290
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,270
We found somebody.
291
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,550
We found this guy in the
jail of the sheriff's office.
292
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,640
You let out murdering murphy!
293
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:02,090
Y'all are gonna get it for
putting me in that there jail.
294
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,340
Stop it! Stop your bad
historical acting right now.
295
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:08,140
Tarnation, why'd you
let murdering murphy go?
296
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,370
He's a bad man.
297
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,370
I'm the Bad man!
298
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,300
Do you get that?
299
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:15,600
Knock it off and give me
the mine shaft access code.
300
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:17,490
You're just gonna have
to kill us, mister.
301
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,880
'Cuz you ain't making no sense at all.
302
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,610
I won't kill you if you don't tell me.
303
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,750
I'll kill one of them!
304
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:27,330
Not me! Not me! Not me! Not me! Not me!
305
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:30,120
You want to see a child die?
306
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,470
No! They don't want to see a child
307
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,400
I am so disappointed in myself.
308
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,410
Teacher gave me a responsibility.
309
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:49,710
I was just supposed to look
after my partner and I blew it.
310
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,270
Don't be too hard on yourself, butters.
311
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,650
You can't help being a douche bag.
312
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:56,220
Wait, butters! Look!
313
00:15:56,940 --> 00:16:00,370
This is it. This is our
chance! Swing over, butters. Go!
314
00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:05,920
Quick, are you ready? We got to jump!
315
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:08,690
- Let's do it.
- Ready? Go!
316
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:17,900
What about you?
317
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:21,560
Will you tell us the access code,
or do you want to see this kid die?
318
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,520
I'm sorry. I'm a woman.
319
00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:27,160
And women in our timime ain't allowed to
know the carryings-on of the town proper.
320
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,680
God dammit!
321
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,730
Dude! They're gonna kill kenny!
322
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,610
I can't let them do it.
323
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,400
I've got to make the ultimate sacrifice.
324
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,530
Stan?
325
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,640
Where are you going, stan?
326
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,470
Wendy, I have to do something.
327
00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:46,660
Please look away.
328
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,880
All right, that does it.
329
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:52,970
On the count of three this child dies.
330
00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:56,220
- One, two - - Give
them the Door code!
331
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:59,090
Well, howdy there, strangers!
332
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,460
Sorry to interrupt you.
333
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,910
But i done come from pagosa springs
to buy me some wares and such.
334
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,330
- Oh, welcome, partner!
- Howdy!
335
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:10,630
- Welcome!
- Howdy there!
336
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,760
What, what are you doing?
337
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:15,520
Say, i heard y'all had some difficulty
with a criminal getting out of your jail.
338
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,150
That's right! Murdering murphy!
339
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,300
He's crazy 'cuz somebody killed his paw.
340
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,370
They killed my paw!
341
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:26,420
I reckon that maybe you could make a jail
door that opened with numbers instead of keys.
342
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,760
You know like a big safe.
343
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,830
Yeah! I understand that!
344
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,080
Finally, a feller that talks some sensE.
345
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,630
If y'all was to have such a giant safe,
346
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:43,360
what would you villagers want the number to
be to unlock that there jail door shuck 'em up?
347
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,290
Well, i reckon the
easiest number to remember
348
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:51,510
for any big safe door
lock would be 1864.
349
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:55,940
Up! 1864, 'cuz that's what year it is!
350
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,380
We'll take the hostages with us.
351
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,640
No! You got your door code. Let us go!
352
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,440
Copy that. What's the code, over?
353
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:07,910
Sweet. There's still cops
looking for us in here.
354
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,030
All right. Follow my lead, butters.
355
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,110
Oh, man, hasn't this place
been fascinating, butters?
356
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,570
Yeah, it sure has.
357
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,050
Oh, I just don't know
what I've liked better --
358
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,860
the historical buildings
and artifacts or the, the --
359
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,830
Or the witty anecdotes
of the towns people.
360
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,190
Witty anecdotes, yes.
That's been awesome.
361
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,440
Been a hoot. All right!
362
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:25,950
Get your hands behind your head.
363
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,820
What'd we do? We've
been here the whole time.
364
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:31,250
Shut up! Put your hands
behind your head. Do it now!
365
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,200
Let go of each other!
366
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,020
Do what I tell you!
367
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:42,260
Our teacher said we have to hold
hands the whole time we're here!
368
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:45,640
Let go or else I'll put a bullet
through your hands and make you let go!
369
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:46,430
ButterS.
370
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,360
- Now!
- No!
371
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,400
Jesus christ!
372
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:04,210
Go! Go take care of it.
I'll stay with the hostages.
373
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,310
Hey, murdering murphy.
You see that there feller?
374
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,340
Yeah.
375
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,010
He done killed your paw.
376
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,110
What? I'll rip his head off!
377
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,140
We got a chance! Hostages are clear!
378
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,740
They're coming in!
379
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,360
Hostages are secure
at the park entrance.
380
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:40,660
I got you now, pioneer paul.
381
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:44,050
They should have never let you
out of jail, murdering murphy.
382
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,820
Freeze, scumbag! It's all over!
383
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,250
murdering murphy's
gonna kill pioneer paul.
384
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,180
Stop right now! It's over!
385
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,110
Howdy, partners. It's 5 o'clock.
386
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,910
Pioneer village is
now closed for the day.
387
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:17,010
Head back to your wagons
and have a safe trip home!
388
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,840
We made it! We maid it!
389
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,080
Oh, god. It can't wait
to get out of this dress!
390
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,680
- That was great!
- Oh, what a day!
391
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:28,960
Listen, if anyone still wants to know, the
phone is in the administration building.
392
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:32,550
You dial 9 to get out and there's actually
a back exit behind the horse troughs.
393
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,420
Good night, everybody. Thanks
for coming. We did it, guys!
394
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:37,880
Let's go to tgi fridays and
get some jalapeno poppers!
395
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:38,860
Yeah! That'd be great!
396
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:42,350
All right Let's go!
397
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,990
Stan, you were really brave in there.
398
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,950
But you did kinda sound like a big dork.
399
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,860
I know.
400
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:50,960
Come on, you!
401
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,150
You're hurting my arm! Too bad.
402
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,070
You'll be going away a long time.
403
00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:56,490
Was it worth it?
404
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,260
In a way, it was.
405
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:03,160
I might not have gotten away, but at least I
learned a lot about pioneer life in the old west.
406
00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:08,240
Those early settlers didn't have all the
modern conveniences we all take for granted.
407
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:13,710
To think how difficult it was back those times
to do something as simple as washing your clothes.
408
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,920
Pioneer village has
a lot to teach us all.
409
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:17,960
That's true.
410
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,110
Hey, look!
411
00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:39,490
Teacher, my partner is back on the bus.
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