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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:32,830 The problem with working with your significant other is destiny. 2 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:37,470 On those days when the love is gone, those are the days you are destined to 3 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:38,470 together the most. 4 00:00:41,870 --> 00:00:47,030 Whether it's your girlfriend... Hey Ellie, you want to sneak into room 134 5 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:48,130 some at -work sex? 6 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:51,290 The patient in there can't tell anybody because she had her larynx chewed up by 7 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:52,290 chipmunks. 8 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:56,430 Look, DJ, I can't always be ready for sex. 9 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,760 I'm at work. I'm a doctor. I have to take it seriously. 10 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,920 I have a free ice cream sundae for anyone who can guess the growth on 11 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:05,920 Oski's nose. 12 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:07,980 Is it a pimple? 13 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:12,020 A tumor! A tumor! Is it a tiny sandwich? 14 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,240 Or your wife. 15 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:18,840 Baby, what's the issue with the sex we had this morning? I was Tarzan, you were 16 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:23,420 Jane, we were making sweet jungle love, until I yelled out... 17 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:36,070 The next time you take that long to pop, I'm going to reach into your urethra 18 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,090 and pull it out myself. 19 00:01:40,090 --> 00:01:42,590 Or even if it's your ex -wife and then wife again. 20 00:01:43,130 --> 00:01:44,930 Do you really need to walk that close to me? 21 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:51,150 I will walk wherever I want to walk. And you will enjoy it because you are my 22 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:53,570 husband. And I control you. 23 00:01:58,330 --> 00:02:00,430 That kind of gave me a boner. 24 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,240 Dirk, what happened to us? We used to be such players. 25 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,820 DJ, that was college. This is real life. 26 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,840 Ah, college. 27 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,280 I remember it clearly. 28 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,400 The toga parties. 29 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,260 The frat house. 30 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:18,260 Dean Warner putting us on double secret probation. 31 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,800 That robot vacuuming our house. 32 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,220 Us doing that rap at the carnival in order to get on the Greek council. 33 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,120 I remember it so clearly. 34 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,300 Like it was yesterday. 35 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:36,340 For a new sensation, the studios have brought you the smash hit sex comedy, 36 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:40,440 Ashland Goes to College. Because the new series that will have you busted 37 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,500 enough, that is DJ Goes to Med School. 38 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,200 Here's the piece! 39 00:03:11,730 --> 00:03:14,530 um um 40 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,530 There you go. There you go. 41 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:18,970 Oh. 42 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,240 Yes, yes. 43 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,500 Amen. 44 00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:07,090 Ugh. 45 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,380 Oh. 46 00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:38,990 I love 47 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:46,490 you. 48 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,020 Oh, God. 49 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,180 Oh, God. 50 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,950 Oh my god! 51 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,360 Bye. Bye. 52 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,360 yes oh 53 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:13,440 yeah 54 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,250 Turn around, turn around, turn around, open up. 55 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,570 Like this, like this, turn like that, there you go. 56 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,210 There you go. 57 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:43,750 There you go. 58 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,450 Oh, 59 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:48,410 fuck! 60 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,010 Yes! 61 00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,090 Oh, 62 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,250 fuck me! 63 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,550 Yes! Yes! 64 00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:58,090 Come here and fuck me! 65 00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:01,590 Yes! Oh my God, just open your mouth, baby. I'm gonna turn around, okay? 66 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,080 Open, open, open. 67 00:23:11,699 --> 00:23:14,220 And then we formed the Breakfast Club. 68 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:19,060 DJ, life has turned out pretty good for the both of us. So what if we don't get 69 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,880 laid like we used to? I'm a doctor. 70 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,580 I don't get to work with my best butt. 71 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,940 He was talking about me. 72 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,000 He said best butt. 73 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,620 So high five. 74 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,700 Oh. 75 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,080 Despite all the high fives and the comfort from Dirk, I just couldn't help 76 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,120 thinking that life would be much better if we all got more sex. 77 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:47,480 I mean, look at the janitor. He's a janitor, for goodness sake. I heard 78 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,840 I was just making a point. 79 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:57,340 As I was thinking, he's a janitor, but he gets so much pussy that he doesn't 80 00:23:57,340 --> 00:24:01,120 mind mopping up blood and urine and sprinkles from his ice cream sundae. 81 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,200 How does he do it, Chocolate Bear? 82 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:07,700 He must be super suave, Vanilla Cakes. 83 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:11,560 Hey, excuse me. 84 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,580 Yes? 85 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:18,360 I was cleaning up this pile of vomit and I had to ask you, does that look like a 86 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,600 raisin or a mouse turd? 87 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:24,780 Shelly? 88 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:58,890 Fuck. Fuck. 89 00:27:29,659 --> 00:27:31,900 Come on. 90 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,560 Thank you. 91 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Sit down. 92 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,380 I think I know what's happening. 93 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:04,040 I'm here to clean out the mess. 94 00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:57,430 You can sign in at school. 95 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:15,830 You like that? 96 00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:17,010 Mm -hmm. 97 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,440 Can you tell me how good that is? 98 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,750 I got it. 99 00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,350 That I do. 100 00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:08,450 So, the plan was to get everybody hungry again. 101 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:10,110 Even if I had to trick them. 102 00:42:11,030 --> 00:42:12,030 What do you want? 103 00:42:12,610 --> 00:42:15,790 Dr. Cox paid me $20 to come over here and let you insult me. 104 00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:17,710 Why would he do that? 105 00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:21,370 Because he loves you and he wants you to have a nice day. 106 00:42:22,530 --> 00:42:23,530 Aww. 107 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:25,030 Well, that's so sweet of him. 108 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:27,390 Excuse me! 109 00:42:28,230 --> 00:42:29,990 He said it should be done quietly. 110 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:36,670 DJ's balls are oddly misshapen. One looks like an almond, and the other one 111 00:42:36,670 --> 00:42:37,750 looks like Howard Stern. 112 00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:44,910 She only saw them once, and it was very cold outside. 113 00:42:46,370 --> 00:42:47,610 That's what I call... 114 00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:53,910 Thank you. 115 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,880 Uh huh. 116 00:47:24,009 --> 00:47:25,410 Yeah. 117 00:47:46,670 --> 00:47:48,070 No! 118 00:48:49,730 --> 00:48:52,530 Thank you. 119 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:19,700 shit opens. 120 01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:46,250 Good thing you didn't fuck up my face. I gotta go back to work. 121 01:02:51,470 --> 01:02:52,470 Mr. 122 01:02:55,450 --> 01:02:57,110 Gorman, I'm here to change your bandages. 123 01:02:58,190 --> 01:02:59,730 Okay, just please be gentle. 124 01:03:00,050 --> 01:03:01,190 Oh, of course I will. 125 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,240 I've been with you a long time. 126 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,800 You know about my greatest achievement and my most embarrassing moment. 127 01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:24,180 Man, are you ready for the Naked Heart Hospital talent show? 128 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,500 Everyone's gonna be so psyched to hear our Rizzle Rizzle rap! 129 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,620 Yeah, boy, I'm gonna get this party started. 130 01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:29,980 Remember everything? 131 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,220 Let's get our rap on, bro. 132 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:35,420 This is going to be the best. 133 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:39,980 Marla, you are my hot Latin baby. 134 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,640 And I love you. 135 01:03:42,780 --> 01:03:48,160 So much that sometimes I have to skip the romance because... Because I need 136 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,740 close to me so badly. 137 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,840 So I wanted to tell you exactly how I feel. 138 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,660 I love you. 139 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:57,220 Dirt. 140 01:03:57,860 --> 01:04:01,580 Yes, I hit the flowers and Mr. Gorman's leg banded. 141 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,920 What's this about, baby? 142 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,560 You know. 143 01:05:01,450 --> 01:05:02,910 Fuck you didn't take care 144 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:30,140 Yes, yes, just like that. 145 01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:32,420 Oh, don't stop. 146 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:35,840 Yes. 147 01:10:20,170 --> 01:10:21,170 Thank you. 148 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:33,620 Jerky. But the tip. 149 01:20:26,510 --> 01:20:27,710 It was down to just two. 150 01:20:28,170 --> 01:20:31,730 I really wasn't sure what I could do to convince Ellie to want to have sex with 151 01:20:31,730 --> 01:20:32,730 me. 152 01:20:33,870 --> 01:20:34,870 Hey. 153 01:20:35,150 --> 01:20:36,150 Hey. 154 01:20:38,230 --> 01:20:39,230 Do you want to have sex? 155 01:20:40,370 --> 01:20:44,210 CJ, I told you. I'm at work. If I'm at work, I have to work. I don't want to 156 01:20:44,210 --> 01:20:45,210 have sex. 157 01:20:47,570 --> 01:20:48,810 What if I invite the pet? 158 01:21:38,299 --> 01:21:39,299 Thank you. 159 01:22:09,310 --> 01:22:10,710 Oh. 160 01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:40,180 Oh. 161 01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:17,620 Thank you. 162 01:23:48,220 --> 01:23:49,620 Oh, 163 01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:54,940 my God. 164 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:57,440 Oh, God. There you go. 165 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:30,300 Oh. 166 01:25:55,430 --> 01:25:56,430 Oh! 167 01:27:16,650 --> 01:27:17,650 Thank you. 168 01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:46,800 Oh my God. 169 01:32:32,370 --> 01:32:36,670 Where are you? 170 01:33:51,530 --> 01:33:52,530 Thank you. 171 01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:22,040 Thank you. 172 01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:10,060 Oh! Oh! 173 01:40:30,830 --> 01:40:35,170 As I lay there next to Ellie, I realize that sometimes you have to do what you 174 01:40:35,170 --> 01:40:37,210 have to do in order to make yourself happy. 175 01:40:38,030 --> 01:40:44,190 And now, even with the Ted high -fiving me in his sleep, I realize that I'm 176 01:40:44,190 --> 01:40:45,190 happy too. 11238