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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,860 So what's the deal with the ography on the end of pornography? 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,820 I mean, it means to study something, right? 3 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:20,980 I mean, you have spinography, geography, and pornography. 4 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,900 You know, when I'm watching pornography, I'm sure as all hell not studying. 5 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,980 If anything, I'm studying my penis. 6 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:30,100 You should call it dickography. 7 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,460 You get a master's in dickography. 8 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:33,940 Imagine that. 9 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:37,710 Being a college student, Betty Lou asking you out on a Friday night. Sorry, 10 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:40,150 Betty. I gotta go home. I got my dichography homework. 11 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:41,390 Can't go out. 12 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:51,490 And so you see, that's why you'll never see a three -headed dildo. It's because 13 00:00:51,490 --> 00:00:52,650 of FaceTime Continuum? 14 00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:54,770 Exactly. The government will never allow it to exist. 15 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:57,070 Fascinating, Gary. 16 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:58,750 Hey, what's with this lineup, anyway? 17 00:00:58,970 --> 00:00:59,970 It's just porn, right? 18 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:01,069 It's just porn. 19 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:02,650 Oh, sweet, innocent Elena. 20 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:05,000 This guy has the best stuff. 21 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:06,800 He has an exclusive distributor. 22 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:11,220 They give him everything before anyone else has it. All he asks in return are a 23 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:12,220 few minor concessions. 24 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,480 Are you chewing gum in my store? 25 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:15,880 No porn for you! 26 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,460 Okay, I'm next. How do I look? 27 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,140 What's the opposite of a man? 28 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,240 Anyways, what's this guy? Some kind of porn master? 29 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:26,880 Not to his face. 30 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,480 Next! 31 00:01:32,919 --> 00:01:34,280 One ass and mouth, please. 32 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,160 How did you pee today? 33 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,030 Is it fresh? 34 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,090 You know, you should have a DP du jour. 35 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:10,030 You know, I'm not even sure that I'm in double penetration today. 36 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:13,390 How's your Asian tranny and lesbian gang bang? 37 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:14,610 No point for you! 38 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:16,410 What? Get out of my store! 39 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,770 Listen, buddy. 40 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:19,150 Don't! 41 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,420 the big deal is anyway. 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Uh -huh. 43 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:40,380 I mean, what's with the control issues? 44 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,460 Sure. This is amazing. 45 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:49,400 Ha! Porn is on every network now anyway, so it's not as if I'm missing out on 46 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,400 anything. 47 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:53,000 Look at this. It's cinematography. It's beautiful. 48 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,420 Wow. 49 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,600 Oh, my God. 50 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:01,460 It's good. 51 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,740 I mean, look at the shot. 52 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,360 Me angles. 53 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,300 Everything is sexy, but not cheap. 54 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,499 I know. 55 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,400 I got hardest from the FBI warning. 56 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:41,430 Yeah. 57 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:25,350 God, you're so fucking hot. 58 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,050 I'm out for you. 59 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:30,670 I'm out for you. 60 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:32,049 I'm out for you. 61 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:33,350 I'm out for you. 62 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:35,090 I'm out 63 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:42,450 for 64 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:43,450 you. 65 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,700 Can you hear that? Yes. 66 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,140 Ah, 67 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,160 damn it. 68 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:49,140 I love you so much. I love you so much. I need you. I need you. 69 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,100 I need you. 70 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,380 Oh, yeah, 71 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:58,859 yeah, yeah. 72 00:12:58,860 --> 00:12:59,860 Oh, my God. 73 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,780 Oh, God, you see, oh, my God. 74 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:21,270 They love it. They love it. Yeah, you know I need you. You know I need you. 75 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:26,050 know. You know. You know. You know. Just you. Just you. Just you. Oh, my God. 76 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,030 Yes. Oh, yes. 77 00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:29,870 Oh, yes. 78 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:30,910 Oh, 79 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:31,849 my God. Yes. 80 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:33,310 Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. 81 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:52,150 You know how to do it. You know how to make me come. Just you, just you, just 82 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,150 you, just you. 83 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,930 Oh, yeah, right there like that. 84 00:13:56,250 --> 00:14:03,210 Oh, yeah, I keep 85 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:07,990 it tight for you. I keep it tight for you. I keep it tight for you to make you 86 00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,350 happy, to make you come. 87 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:12,130 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 88 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:13,870 Oh, 89 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:16,910 my pussy's in the shape of your dick. 90 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:26,840 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 91 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,160 Oh, yeah. 92 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:34,440 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 93 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,900 Yes, yes, yes. 94 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,000 Oh, you know, you know, you know. 95 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,060 All the way. All the way. Needle. 96 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:11,400 Oh, my God. 97 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,620 God. Oh, 98 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,960 yeah. Oh, yeah. 99 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,860 Do something. 100 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580 Toast, toast, toast. 101 00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:30,870 Honey! 102 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:34,670 I want you to mark me. I want everyone to know that I'm yours. I want 103 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:37,890 everyone to know that I'm yours. I want you to fucking mark me. 104 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:24,010 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh yeah. 105 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,960 On your feet, on your feet, on your feet, on your feet. 106 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,380 Yes. 107 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,340 Come to me, come to me, come to me. 108 00:22:17,159 --> 00:22:19,880 Good girl. 109 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,240 Good girl. Yes. 110 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,460 Yes, 111 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,180 baby. Yes. 112 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,160 Yes. 113 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:40,260 God damn. 114 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,020 Keep sucking, keep sucking, keep sucking, 115 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:53,140 yes. 116 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:12,200 I can feel it. I can feel it. 117 00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:18,910 I want to taste you. I need to have you. I want to drink you. I want to taste 118 00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:20,650 you. I need to have you. 119 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:27,950 I want to feel it. Let me feel it. Let me feel it. I want to feel it. I want to 120 00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:28,950 feel it. 121 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:49,620 Hiya! 122 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280 Go, go, go. 123 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,279 Please, 124 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,860 please, please. Please, 125 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,120 please, please. 126 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,160 Fuck. 127 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,580 Holy shit. 128 00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:29,870 I've got no use for them. 129 00:28:30,850 --> 00:28:32,230 But you love your porn, Kramer. 130 00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:34,870 It's just not doing it for me, Jerry. 131 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:36,650 I can't jerk off. 132 00:28:36,950 --> 00:28:38,850 I should make porn for this poor Nazi. 133 00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:43,030 Hey, that's not a bad idea, gorgy boy. 134 00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:44,449 It's not? 135 00:28:44,450 --> 00:28:45,450 No, it's not. 136 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,330 I'll make my own porno. 137 00:28:47,910 --> 00:28:49,990 This is going to be good. How hard can it be? 138 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:53,090 All you need are fluffers, cameras, beds. 139 00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:56,110 Logic, reason, the ability to communicate a rational thought. 140 00:28:56,550 --> 00:28:57,529 Okay, buddy. 141 00:28:57,530 --> 00:28:58,530 I gotta go. 142 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:03,570 The Regina's coming over. 143 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:04,889 Orgasmic girl? 144 00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:07,170 Yeah. You're upset that she has easy orgasms? 145 00:29:08,390 --> 00:29:11,050 Could you just get a little... usual? 146 00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:14,070 Usual? She gets squirting, moaning, squirting. 147 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,750 You know what I get? A fiancé. 148 00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:18,710 I bet you 20 bucks the Pope gets more pussy than I do. 149 00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,210 Well, the new Pope or the old Pope? 150 00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,650 No, because the new Pope looks like he could be a regular German player. A 151 00:29:23,650 --> 00:29:26,010 regular Stephen Holmes in his day. With a funny hat. 152 00:29:28,790 --> 00:29:29,970 I wonder what you need to do. 153 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:32,130 You need to spice up your love life a little bit. 154 00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:35,129 Come on up. 155 00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:37,590 The wedding's in a month, Gary. I can feel the walls closing in. 156 00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:38,769 So call it off. 157 00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:40,130 I can't. What if she hates me? 158 00:29:40,710 --> 00:29:41,669 Get a flashlight. 159 00:29:41,670 --> 00:29:42,489 I did. 160 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,770 My mom grabbed it last month during the blackout. She was in the hospital for a 161 00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:46,770 week. 162 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:50,370 Yeah. You know what it's like to have your mom use your sex toy as a visual 163 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,890 I can't say that I do, Gorgie. I can't say that I do. 164 00:29:57,450 --> 00:29:58,269 Hello, Regina. 165 00:29:58,270 --> 00:29:59,590 You remember Gorge, don't you? 166 00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:01,210 Sure do. 167 00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:03,710 Actually, 168 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:07,230 I think you met him at Kramer's party last week. 169 00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:08,469 Oh, yeah. 170 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:09,470 Yeah, I remember. 171 00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,550 Oh, my God, is that a new table? 172 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,450 Yes, it is. I just picked it up yesterday. 173 00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:16,730 Oh, it looks like real wood. 174 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:17,970 I believe it's mahogany. 175 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:21,870 Okay, 176 00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:23,690 I'm going to go grab some food. Do you all want anything? 177 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:25,010 No, thanks. 178 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,680 Did you see that? I most certainly did. Not only am I stuck with Suzanne the 179 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,760 rest of my life, but I can suffer an orgasm like a bullet hitting someone's 180 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,940 chest. You're the orgasm man of steel. 181 00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:47,500 Well, I need an advance, or else I'm going to be late for rent this month. 182 00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:48,900 I do not care. 183 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,080 I work really hard for you. This isn't fair. 184 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:53,740 No porn for you! 185 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,380 I don't want your porn. Well, no job for you! 186 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:05,820 one interracial lesbian BBW to go? 187 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,680 Wait a second. 188 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:10,900 Don't I know you? 189 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,640 No, I don't think so. 190 00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:16,620 No, I think I know you. 191 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,440 No, I just have one of those faces. 192 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:22,640 You know, I get mistaken a lot for Angelina Jolie. 193 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,140 I mean, I can't even stand around two or more Malaysian kids without paparazzi 194 00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,500 popping out of the bushes and trying to take my picture. 195 00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:32,100 No, I know you. 196 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,460 You shuffle girl. 197 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,500 No, no, that wasn't me. 198 00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:36,820 No point for you. 199 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:39,700 You don't understand. I need this. 200 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,140 Next. Hey, so do you want to get back at the poor Nazi? 201 00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:54,840 Would I? This guy is like untouchable. He's like that movie. 202 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,520 That guy, Al Capone. 203 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:00,580 Anyway. 204 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,560 What if I told you I had the number to a secret distributor? 205 00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:06,380 Get lost! 206 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,560 But you have to do something for me. 207 00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,260 What would that be? 208 00:36:06,670 --> 00:36:08,450 I love my wet lips on your persimmons. 209 00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:09,650 I know. 210 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,680 Action. 211 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,310 Fucking beautiful down there. 212 00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:48,400 Hump something for fuck's sake. 213 00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:52,620 Giddy up. 214 00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:12,480 Get a nice and fucking hard so I can sit on it. 215 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,190 Fuck yeah. 216 01:02:15,950 --> 01:02:17,130 You like watching me meow? 217 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,380 Thank you. 218 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:07,860 Fucking cough. 219 01:06:18,860 --> 01:06:19,860 a little bit hard. 220 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,380 the boudoir theme, Gary. 221 01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:29,060 In my living room? 222 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,500 Where else would you expect me to shoot it? In your living room! 223 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,240 And what did you do with all my stuff? 224 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:37,900 So I'm doing this porno today, right? 225 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:40,880 What? Yeah, I told you. 226 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,440 I think I remember something like that. 227 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:48,560 Oh, well, I did a porno today and they paid me. 228 01:12:49,340 --> 01:12:51,420 And all these great set people. 229 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:52,840 Okay, then. 230 01:12:57,740 --> 01:12:59,160 Are you sure this is a good idea? 231 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,740 And that is my cue to answer. 232 01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:09,200 Of course it is, Gorge. Of course it is. You said you wanted me to spice things 233 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,200 up. Yeah. 234 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:15,600 Ooh la la. 235 01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:19,440 Suzanne, you look quite pleasing to the eye. 236 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:20,960 Thank you, Kramer. 237 01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:24,880 Okay. 238 01:13:26,180 --> 01:13:27,580 Now that we are all ready, 239 01:13:36,590 --> 01:13:39,350 are having sex over here. Hey, what's going on here, Grammar? 240 01:13:40,410 --> 01:13:42,890 Buck and Suzanne are having sex over here. 241 01:13:43,810 --> 01:13:46,950 Okay, Buck, what I need you to do... Hey, there's supposed to be something 242 01:13:46,950 --> 01:13:48,170 special for Suzanne and me. 243 01:13:48,850 --> 01:13:50,550 It is, Gorge. 244 01:13:52,510 --> 01:13:53,429 It is. 245 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:55,570 You said you wanted me to spice things up. 246 01:13:55,950 --> 01:13:57,070 I'm in with me, Grammar. 247 01:13:57,390 --> 01:14:00,970 Oh, come on, Gorge. You know this will be good for the both of us. 248 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,660 How is a director supposed to work under these conditions? 249 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,280 Action. 250 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,100 Yeah. Get it. 251 01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:16,720 Hmm. 252 01:33:47,530 --> 01:33:49,310 Tomorrow, we can go to the supermarket. 253 01:33:49,730 --> 01:33:50,830 Oh, that sounds hot. 254 01:33:51,870 --> 01:33:53,870 And then after that, maybe a Broadway show. 255 01:33:54,090 --> 01:33:56,510 Oh, fuck yeah. I've always wanted to see the color purple. 256 01:34:02,030 --> 01:34:04,370 This show's turning me on. 257 01:34:05,050 --> 01:34:06,050 The news? 258 01:34:06,350 --> 01:34:08,650 Yeah, and urologists are so sexy. 259 01:34:10,010 --> 01:34:12,810 Okay, that's it. I can't take it anymore. 260 01:34:13,270 --> 01:34:15,850 What? Look, it's not you. 261 01:34:16,290 --> 01:34:17,290 It's me. 262 01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:21,470 that it's not you, it's me. I invented the it's not you, it's me. Fine, it's 263 01:34:21,470 --> 01:34:23,210 you. It's his whole orgasm business. 264 01:34:24,690 --> 01:34:27,250 Most men love a woman who can orgasm. In bed! 265 01:34:27,670 --> 01:34:31,390 But you have them everywhere. The bookstore, the bus station, the bakery. 266 01:34:32,130 --> 01:34:33,130 Good night, Gary. 267 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:35,410 The hospital, the grocery store, the fish market. 268 01:34:35,870 --> 01:34:37,610 The voting booth, the opera, the stock exchange. 269 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:50,280 It brings your kind to my neck of woods. 270 01:34:51,020 --> 01:34:56,280 For your information, Gary, I am here to deliver the utmost of discretionary 271 01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:57,880 packages. For one, Mr. 272 01:34:58,100 --> 01:35:03,120 Cramer to Mr. Costana. I am, of course, a trusted and dependable member of 273 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:04,120 America's Mailman. 274 01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:05,240 You're on duty? 275 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:06,460 No, I'm taking a personal day. 276 01:35:08,540 --> 01:35:09,960 Take good care of this, buddy. 277 01:35:10,420 --> 01:35:12,920 If Gordon's in, that's all we do. 278 01:35:13,820 --> 01:35:15,260 Don't worry, Cramer, old buddy. 279 01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:16,840 You can trust me. 280 01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:18,860 You can trust me. 281 01:35:22,020 --> 01:35:23,020 So, 282 01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:27,060 uh, Gary, what was up with that hot date of yours? 283 01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:30,120 No. 284 01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:34,800 What the hell? 285 01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:38,400 Is that, uh, polyester? 286 01:35:56,330 --> 01:36:01,210 purchase a film with a meteorologist. 287 01:36:02,830 --> 01:36:04,590 What is that in your hand? 288 01:36:05,290 --> 01:36:06,290 Oh, what, this? 289 01:36:12,510 --> 01:36:13,030 Do 290 01:36:13,030 --> 01:36:22,050 I 291 01:36:22,050 --> 01:36:22,809 know you? 292 01:36:22,810 --> 01:36:23,810 No. 293 01:36:24,450 --> 01:36:25,470 You look familiar. 294 01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:30,160 But you look familiar. 295 01:36:30,260 --> 01:36:31,260 That's weird. 296 01:39:11,930 --> 01:39:15,110 Jack off, I mess up cock in your mouth. Yeah, you like that? Yeah. 297 01:42:14,820 --> 01:42:16,640 Yeah, you got really high on this airplane. 298 01:42:16,980 --> 01:42:17,980 Yeah. 299 01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:01,040 Shit. 300 01:47:56,810 --> 01:47:59,630 My tight little pussy. Love it. Tight little pussy. 301 01:48:01,170 --> 01:48:02,750 Get my cock so hard. 302 01:48:04,430 --> 01:48:05,910 So fucking hard inside. 303 01:48:12,670 --> 01:48:13,670 Good. 304 01:48:20,350 --> 01:48:22,310 Forcing you to take all of my massive cock. 305 01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:33,000 Oh, so fucking perfect like that. 306 01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:34,240 So good. 307 01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:42,200 Yeah. 308 02:00:10,090 --> 02:00:11,110 That's not good. 309 02:00:12,090 --> 02:00:13,090 Nomad. 310 02:00:19,770 --> 02:00:21,190 Regina, what are you doing here? 311 02:00:21,630 --> 02:00:23,630 Oh. Hi, Gary. 312 02:00:24,690 --> 02:00:25,690 Never mind. 313 02:00:25,910 --> 02:00:28,750 You were supposed to mail the video to Gorge. 314 02:00:29,250 --> 02:00:30,250 Was I? 315 02:00:30,470 --> 02:00:33,990 I guess I got, uh, confused. 316 02:00:35,890 --> 02:00:39,980 Now. If you'll excuse me, there's a ham in a window a few blocks back that 317 02:00:39,980 --> 02:00:40,980 caught my eye. 318 02:00:46,400 --> 02:00:47,400 What's going on? 319 02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:25,440 You. What are you doing in here? I told you, no porn for you. 320 02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:28,420 I wouldn't be so quick on the trigger there, buddy. 321 02:01:29,560 --> 02:01:30,900 What's this I have here? 322 02:01:32,240 --> 02:01:36,460 Maybe it's a list of your titles from your exclusive dealers. 323 02:01:38,080 --> 02:01:40,580 What's new on the porn shelves today? Let's see. 324 02:01:41,340 --> 02:01:42,560 Let them eat cake. 325 02:01:43,220 --> 02:01:45,440 Sounds like a delightful little rock. 326 02:01:46,320 --> 02:01:49,000 Stick it in my duty hole, number 72. 327 02:01:50,530 --> 02:01:51,730 What's this, a thriller? 328 02:01:52,510 --> 02:01:53,890 Gang bang my midget? 329 02:01:55,390 --> 02:01:56,390 Enough! 330 02:01:58,970 --> 02:02:00,190 What is it that you want? 331 02:02:01,970 --> 02:02:03,290 You're through, poor Nazi. 332 02:02:04,010 --> 02:02:06,010 Better pack up your things and get out of here. 333 02:02:06,850 --> 02:02:07,850 Now! 334 02:02:11,290 --> 02:02:12,770 So what's the deal with fake boobs? 335 02:02:13,090 --> 02:02:17,670 I mean, ladies, you had them already, and we love them. Guys don't need fake 336 02:02:17,670 --> 02:02:19,370 order to like them. Trust me on that. 337 02:02:19,740 --> 02:02:23,980 And besides, every girl always says it's to fill out her shirt, show my shirt 338 02:02:23,980 --> 02:02:28,420 fits. So you go, you spend $5 ,000, and now you've got to get new shirts anyway. 339 02:02:28,580 --> 02:02:30,120 So you've lost all this money. 340 02:02:30,360 --> 02:02:34,420 And really, when it comes down to it, your boobs aren't really going to make a 341 02:02:34,420 --> 02:02:36,020 difference whether they're fake or real. 342 02:02:36,240 --> 02:02:39,680 Guys are going to like you either way. I mean, what is the deal with that? 343 02:02:40,760 --> 02:02:41,780 Oh, these are real. 344 02:02:42,100 --> 02:02:43,620 And they are spectacular. 345 02:02:44,800 --> 02:02:45,800 Sandra, what are you doing? 346 02:03:57,550 --> 02:03:58,550 Oh. 347 02:04:43,290 --> 02:04:46,090 oh shit 348 02:05:29,589 --> 02:05:36,310 Oh, my God. 349 02:05:38,590 --> 02:05:45,330 Oh, yeah. 350 02:05:45,730 --> 02:05:47,390 This is so fucking good. 351 02:06:41,769 --> 02:06:44,230 Oh, my God. 352 02:06:44,550 --> 02:06:45,550 Oh, 353 02:06:48,610 --> 02:06:51,470 shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 354 02:06:52,310 --> 02:06:52,969 Oh, shit. 355 02:06:52,970 --> 02:06:54,050 Oh, shit. 356 02:07:33,570 --> 02:07:34,970 Fucking... 357 02:08:05,200 --> 02:08:07,580 Oh, my God. 358 02:08:44,400 --> 02:08:45,400 Fucking wet. 359 02:08:45,620 --> 02:08:47,180 Give me that fucking dick. 360 02:08:47,640 --> 02:08:53,640 Give me that fucking... There you go. There you go. 361 02:08:54,500 --> 02:08:56,600 Oh my god. 362 02:08:59,100 --> 02:09:01,340 This is fucking hard. 363 02:09:16,360 --> 02:09:17,139 Just, just, just. 364 02:09:17,140 --> 02:09:18,140 Fuck. 365 02:09:56,780 --> 02:10:03,340 oh my god oh my god 366 02:10:03,340 --> 02:10:08,200 oh my god oh my 367 02:10:08,200 --> 02:10:11,900 god 368 02:10:21,390 --> 02:10:22,390 That fucking dick. 369 02:10:22,430 --> 02:10:23,430 It's so fucking tight. 370 02:10:23,590 --> 02:10:24,590 It's so tight. 371 02:10:24,690 --> 02:10:25,910 It's so fucking tight. 372 02:10:26,410 --> 02:10:27,410 It's so fucking tight. It's so fucking tight. 373 02:10:27,590 --> 02:10:28,730 It's so fucking tight. 374 02:10:30,130 --> 02:10:31,130 It's so fucking tight. 375 02:10:33,330 --> 02:10:34,330 It's so fucking tight. 376 02:11:14,030 --> 02:11:15,030 I'm gonna fucking grab my tits. 377 02:11:16,490 --> 02:11:21,670 My tits. 378 02:11:24,050 --> 02:11:25,050 Fuckin' my dick. 379 02:11:26,830 --> 02:11:27,830 Shit. 380 02:12:02,160 --> 02:12:03,520 My tits are bouncing all over the place. 381 02:14:22,220 --> 02:14:23,220 Fucking wet. 382 02:14:55,470 --> 02:14:56,470 Fucking cock. 383 02:14:56,510 --> 02:14:58,610 I want that fucking cock back in. Yeah. 384 02:15:02,390 --> 02:15:03,550 Oh. Yeah. 385 02:15:05,390 --> 02:15:06,390 Oh. 386 02:15:07,130 --> 02:15:08,130 Oh. 387 02:15:08,330 --> 02:15:09,330 Oh. 388 02:15:09,770 --> 02:15:10,770 Yeah. 389 02:15:11,050 --> 02:15:12,050 Oh. 390 02:15:12,690 --> 02:15:13,690 Oh, my God. 391 02:15:13,910 --> 02:15:14,930 Come, Mickey, come, Mickey. Yeah. 392 02:15:15,170 --> 02:15:17,230 Come, Mickey, come. Come, Mickey, come, little boy. 393 02:15:17,930 --> 02:15:19,190 Yes. Oh, fuck. 394 02:15:19,510 --> 02:15:21,770 I'm going to come. Do it, do it, do it. Yeah. Do it. Do it. 395 02:15:22,090 --> 02:15:23,090 Yes. 396 02:15:51,429 --> 02:15:56,850 I don't know when you fucking hit me I don't know when you fucking slapped me 397 02:16:35,719 --> 02:16:36,940 Pull me on that fucking cock. 398 02:17:06,320 --> 02:17:07,320 You're so fucking sexy. 399 02:17:11,700 --> 02:17:12,700 Just kidding. 400 02:17:12,940 --> 02:17:13,940 Just kidding. 401 02:17:15,740 --> 02:17:18,180 Right there. Right there. Right there. 402 02:17:18,540 --> 02:17:20,059 Oh, shit. 403 02:17:22,180 --> 02:17:26,000 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 404 02:17:26,620 --> 02:17:30,520 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 405 02:17:32,120 --> 02:17:33,120 Oh, shit. 406 02:17:44,240 --> 02:17:50,280 Oh, my God. 407 02:17:50,480 --> 02:17:56,879 Oh, yeah. 408 02:18:27,850 --> 02:18:28,850 Mm -hmm. 409 02:19:28,520 --> 02:19:29,680 Fucking tight little cunt. 410 02:19:31,240 --> 02:19:37,959 Oh shit. 411 02:20:25,120 --> 02:20:30,400 Oh my God. 412 02:20:30,880 --> 02:20:32,260 Just hold him like that. Hold him like that. 413 02:20:38,060 --> 02:20:39,060 Shit. 26373

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