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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:11,350 Cool. 2 00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:51,830 Thank you. 3 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,180 That's a good one. 4 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,800 There you go. 5 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,960 There you go. 6 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,100 Oh, yeah, go deep. Go real deep. 7 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:29,890 Both of them. 8 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,080 Take this part out. 9 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,300 Oh, there's no way that's going to fit in there. 10 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,100 That's what I thought. 11 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,320 What? 12 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:06,959 My God. 13 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,560 It's like rewinding a birthing video. 14 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,320 Yeah. Watch this. 15 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:16,320 Okay, okay. That does not look hygienic. 16 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:20,440 Now that, that's the kind of girl you bring home to your mom. 17 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:21,980 Yeah, sure. 18 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,240 If your mom's Ron Jeremy. 19 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:25,220 Say, Joe. 20 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:30,270 Is there a girl coming over? Or is this going to turn out being another one of 21 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:32,390 those nights that we promised we'd never tell anybody about? 22 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,690 Don't worry, buddy. 23 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:37,810 There's the freakiest, nastiest girl I know. She's on her way over here right 24 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:40,910 now. And she intends on making you into a man. 25 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,810 Oh, great. So it's not only my bachelor party, it's also my bar mitzvah. 26 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:48,430 I didn't know you were Jewish. 27 00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,030 Another virgin piña colada. 28 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:02,490 Oh, I do. 29 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:06,130 But it better be stronger than that last virgin daiquiri. 30 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:10,590 Delicious. And look, the straw just shaped like a little... Oh, let me 31 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:12,370 Penises. 32 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:13,850 Yeah, that's funny, right? 33 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:17,890 Why does everything at a bachelorette party have to be penis tapes? 34 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:19,870 I don't know. It's festive. 35 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:22,630 Have you ever really looked at those things? 36 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,530 They look like sea monsters. 37 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:28,840 And just because we're at a bachelorette party, everything has to be penis 38 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,560 -shaped and we're all penis -crazed and everything. 39 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,100 I don't know. I guess I never really thought about it. 40 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,780 Well, I, for one, prefer the female form. 41 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,840 It's just much more beautiful. 42 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,880 Look at Rochelle here. 43 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,740 I just can't keep my hands over her. 44 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:51,660 That must be him. 45 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,700 Wait, did I remember to change the toilet paper roll? 46 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,080 Relax, Monica. It's time to party. 47 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,920 Hey, Freebie, where'd you find this guy at, anyways? 48 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,280 Just knocked on his door. 49 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,900 Uh -huh. Huh? 50 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:08,180 Yeah, it's that guy from the building over there, you know? 51 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,140 The one who's always naked? 52 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,100 What? The super naked guy? 53 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,740 His name is Solomon. 54 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,380 He's nice. 55 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,540 He said he'd do it for free. 56 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:23,950 If you could keep the videotape for as real before you open the door, can we 57 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,330 please get this? 58 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:38,150 Hello, lady. 59 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:44,450 Let me introduce you to my personal assistant, 60 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:50,420 Shamu. Is there... Somebody else coming? 61 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,560 No, that's what I call my penis. 62 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,620 Why Shamu? 63 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:02,680 Because the spectators in the first five rows always end up getting wet. 64 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,120 I hope you're ready for that. 65 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,080 Got any other names for any of your other body parts? 66 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 My balls. 67 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,540 I call them sweet and nice. 68 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,640 And now you know how low God is, don't you? 69 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:38,760 Yeah, I was wondering about that. Is that a birth defect, or was there an 70 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,900 accident, or what? 71 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,060 I was cut in a tornado when I was really young. 72 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,520 I haven't been the same ever since. 73 00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,760 Girls are in luck. 74 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,440 Do you recognize this song? 75 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,200 I think it's Huey Lewis and the News, right? 76 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:16,240 That's a good guess, but it's wrong. It's an African song of seduction. 77 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:23,900 Nabutu tribesmen of the Cameroon played outside the hut of newlyweds. 78 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,140 It may be the sexiest song of... 79 00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:33,110 Ooh, is that wine? 80 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,390 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 81 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:42,130 Why don't you take the flan to go? 82 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,350 Oh, please, we have this. 83 00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:44,690 Come on. 84 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:47,550 Yeah, you can even keep the plate. Yep. Yeah. 85 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,370 Yeah, you just go ahead. Thank you. 86 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:56,510 And it was very nice meeting you and Shamu. And yeah, you have a 87 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:57,510 great day. 88 00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:58,710 We'll see you later. 89 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:24,939 You know what? 90 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,740 I don't care if Monica thinks you're a loser. 91 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,440 You're still my best man. 92 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,260 Man. Dude, you need to slow down. 93 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:34,820 She's gonna be here any minute. 94 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:37,160 You get it together. 95 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,620 Shut up. 96 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 You know me. 97 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,340 Oh, Joe. 98 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:49,400 Yeah? Is this, uh, angry Sandler or happy Sandler? 99 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,700 This is vomiting, Sandler. Bathroom, now, now. 100 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,520 Sorry, buddy. 101 00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:11,680 I know this is your night, but I can't let a stripper go unbanged in good 102 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,680 conscience. 103 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,940 Hey, Ross's mom. 104 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,260 Hello. 105 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,819 Hey, Ross's mom, you're looking hot. 106 00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:29,600 Oh, let's not make this weird. Call me Judy. 107 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,880 Okay. 108 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,790 I like that. I like that. Yeah. 109 00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:25,910 Bite on them a little bit. Yeah. 110 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:28,430 Mmm. 111 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:51,860 I don't know if you're able to see it. 112 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,440 Oh, yeah. 113 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,410 Oh my god. 114 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,070 You turn that way. 115 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,100 Put your fingers in. 116 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,400 Yes, put your fingers in. 117 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,460 Make them wet with your mouth. 118 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,080 Yes, let him back in. 119 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,240 No. 120 00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:11,270 I think this car could be right inside of me now. 121 00:24:45,809 --> 00:24:48,610 Mmm Mmm 122 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:01,330 Oh, yeah. 123 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,130 You like your bath bomb. 124 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:03,420 Oh, goodness. 125 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,640 What the... 126 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:42,920 He's gonna be standing. 127 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,880 Yeah. 128 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,520 Yeah. 129 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:48,840 Yeah. 130 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,640 Yeah. 131 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,440 My back's all the way down to the mat. 132 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,600 All right. 133 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,500 Make it wet with your mat. 134 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,920 Get wet with your mat. 135 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:51,120 Right there. 136 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:52,780 Like that. 137 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:24,980 Fuck you. 138 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:28,400 the fun was great but that's the bedroom now it's time for the finale yeah 139 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,920 let's get this party started 140 00:42:09,339 --> 00:42:13,020 Monica. It's your party. My party. Yeah. 141 00:42:37,670 --> 00:42:38,670 Ha! 142 00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:15,140 Yeah. 143 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:45,620 Mmm. 144 01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:19,500 Hey, where were you last night? You missed a party. 145 01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:23,800 You could have banged Ross's mom. I mean, he missed you, man. 146 01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:26,840 Well, I was busy rekindling with Carol. 147 01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:28,280 Oh, that's great. 148 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,380 Did she decide the whole lesbian thing really isn't for her? 149 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:35,220 Oh, no. She's still into girls, but she's someone she's desperate. She's 150 01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,260 to use me for sex. 151 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,440 That's so beautiful. Like a crab. 152 01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:42,238 Hey, baby. 153 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,240 How was your party? 154 01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,680 Maybe ask somebody who was conscious for the whole thing. 155 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,360 How was yours? 156 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:55,200 Oh, you know, we just sat around, sipping drinks, talking girly stuff. I 157 01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:59,520 what do you think? We had a greased -up firefighter dancing around the living 158 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,439 room with us? 159 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,320 Hey, I'm just asking. I'm just asking. 160 01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:06,600 I don't know, but I had the weirdest dream with your mom last night. 161 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,000 Really? 162 01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,300 That is weird. What happened? 163 01:06:13,610 --> 01:06:14,610 You don't want to know. 164 01:06:16,210 --> 01:06:19,810 I'm just glad all this is over with. We're getting married next week. 165 01:06:20,270 --> 01:06:21,470 How exciting is that? 166 01:06:22,010 --> 01:06:23,530 I can barely contain myself. 167 01:06:25,870 --> 01:06:26,870 Hey. 168 01:06:27,570 --> 01:06:28,570 What's that? 169 01:06:28,630 --> 01:06:29,630 No! 11080