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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,399 --> 00:00:11,399 Flintstones! 2 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:13,700 It's quitting time! 3 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,980 Yabba dabba woo hoo! 4 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:29,060 Flintstones, they're the Flintstones. They're a prehistoric family. 5 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,800 They will make your bedrock. 6 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:35,640 They are very much like you and me. 7 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:39,400 Betty and Marty live right down the street. 8 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:49,970 I don't want to. 9 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,090 Back and forth. There you go. 10 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:22,970 All right. Take it. Take it. 11 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,810 All right. Let's take a little break. 12 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:41,810 Betty, check out my new pantyhose I just got. 13 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:43,250 Oh, let me see. 14 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:44,770 Rock bottom. 15 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:46,710 Those are super cute, real much. 16 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:48,960 You want to see my new pants? 17 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,160 Sure. 18 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,760 Do you see what they say? 19 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,440 No, what does that say? 20 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,640 Get closer. 21 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,720 No, still can't make it out. I don't have my glasses on. 22 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,240 Oh, that's a shame. I'll just tell you then. 23 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,560 Okay. 24 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:10,660 They say, Realna, I think you're incredibly sexy. 25 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,980 And I fantasized about having sex with you for years. 26 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:21,780 Well, Fred watches, but he can't join in because Bonnie's his best friend in the 27 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:22,780 whole... 28 00:04:45,059 --> 00:04:46,600 Is it okay, Betty? 29 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,210 Did she bend over again? 30 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:41,730 Come over here. 31 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,080 hard for me, buddy. 32 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,920 Such a pretty little pussy, Betty. 33 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:40,300 Yabba -dabba -woo -hoo! 34 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:53,960 Wilma! I'm home! 35 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,300 Who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house? 36 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,360 Hi, Fred. My name is Dino. 37 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,060 Dino? Where is that damn dinosaur? 38 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,520 Come on. I'll take you on my step. 39 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,180 Want a piece of this kitty cat bar? 40 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,400 Put two up. Put them way up. 41 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,460 Fred, I see you've met Tyler. 42 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,120 He's an old friend of mine that's in town for a few days. 43 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,720 He stopped by to say hi after all these years. 44 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,080 Isn't that sweet? 45 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,060 Oh, I can feel the sugar rush coming on. 46 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,760 Now, Fred, be nice. 47 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,140 He's our guest. 48 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:30,660 Hi, Fred. 49 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,880 Tyler Rockman. Pleasure to meet you. 50 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:39,220 Wilma here has told me all about you, and I must say, all the good stuff, but 51 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,400 not all the juicy stuff, of course. 52 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,920 In fact, I've got to ask you one thing. 53 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:49,160 How is it that you could leave a beautiful, sexy, young woman like this 54 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:54,380 alone, day after day after day? 55 00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:58,340 I'm just kidding. 56 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,800 Kidding. Well, it was nice chatting with you. I've got to run. Maybe we can do 57 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,689 this again sometime. 58 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,030 Yes? No? 59 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,150 Maybe. 60 00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:10,370 Toodles. 61 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,750 Wilma? 62 00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:15,350 Bye. 63 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:22,170 Toodles? What the hell was that? Why are you inviting strange men over to our 64 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:25,310 house? Fred, I told you. He's an old friend. 65 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,450 And he's helping me with a project. 66 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,750 Project? What project? 67 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:31,990 What needs to be done that I can't do? 68 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:37,350 Well, now that Pebbles is 18, she's going to be moving out soon, so I 69 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,470 should do something with her room. 70 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:41,210 Well, she's moving out of the house. She's not dead. 71 00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:45,070 And what about when she comes to visit? She's going to need a place to sleep. 72 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,050 And we don't need to be spending any more money. 73 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,530 This economy has gone to the pterodactyls. 74 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:54,450 Well, actually, I was thinking maybe my mother could move in. She could help 75 00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,450 with the mortgage, and we can all live together. 76 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:57,609 Oh, no. 77 00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:58,610 Oh, no! 78 00:20:58,780 --> 00:20:59,780 Not your mother. 79 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,920 I am not living with your mother. I will starve to death before that happens. 80 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,840 What? 81 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,300 Well, now she knows I'm serious. 82 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:13,320 But, Fred... All right there, young lady. 83 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,480 You go right back in there and put some clothes on. 84 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,220 I will not have my little girl running around town like that. 85 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,800 I bought her those clothes. 86 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,280 What? No, no. You go change now. 87 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:27,280 Okay, Daddy. By the way, you're looking great. 88 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,880 Have you been working out again? 89 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,600 Well, I, uh... Can I take the car tonight? 90 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,520 Bam Bam and I want to go to the movies. 91 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,220 Please, Daddy. 92 00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:39,600 Please. There's candy sugar on top. Please. 93 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,520 Okay, honey. 94 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:53,260 But don't stay out too late. I know how young boys think, and I don't want his 95 00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:54,440 hands all over my little girl. 96 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,860 It's not his hands he needs to be worried about. 97 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,680 Kidding, Daddy. Just kidding. 98 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,500 Bye. Thank you. 99 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,760 Now, where were we? 100 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,520 Strangers, remodeling, mother -in -law. 101 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,540 Oh, we can wait. 102 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:22,140 Wilma, I had this daydream at work about you and... Okay. Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. 103 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:23,420 I won't be late. 104 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 Did you? Did she? 105 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,440 Ugh, never mind. 106 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,060 Anyway, you and Betty. 107 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,320 Oh, hiya, Fred. 108 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:39,840 Say, uh, looks like Dino crapped out a small car on my sidewalk again. 109 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,860 How about giving me a hand with it? Two guys on it should only take about an 110 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,800 hour. What do you say, old pal of mine? 111 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,500 Perfect. Just perfect. 112 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,320 Wilma, do you need any help in the kitchen? I'm not into poop. 113 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,220 Sure, Betty. I can always use an extra hand. 114 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,780 My savior. 115 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:02,619 So, 116 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:09,580 how's it going with 117 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:11,000 Tyler? Just great. 118 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,660 See, I told you. 119 00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:15,940 Do you think Friends expects anything? 120 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,980 I told him he's a friend from out of town. I think he bought it. 121 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,110 You feed that pet of yours. 122 00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:51,270 Shit. So you are recycling. 123 00:23:51,670 --> 00:23:52,750 Throwing green Flintstones. 124 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,770 Must keep food costs down. 125 00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:58,330 I don't mean shit. I mean shit. 126 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:04,930 I got it. I was foggy before, but now I got it. I'm just worried about stuff. 127 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:10,030 I sense a heart -to -heart coming on. What kind of stuff do you mean, old pal 128 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:11,030 mine? 129 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:12,910 Well, I'm getting older. 130 00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,690 Pebbles is moving out of the house. 131 00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:17,050 And I'm a little overweight. 132 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:18,410 A little? 133 00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:24,610 Before all this, we were a family. 134 00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:28,830 Now it's just Wilma and me. What if she takes a good look at me? 135 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:32,810 With the distractions gone, it's just big old me. 136 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:38,810 Call me crazy, Fred, but I think she likes big old you. I mean, she married 137 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:42,710 young you. She stayed married to somewhere between young and old big you. 138 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:45,090 Just think of all the fun you'll have together. 139 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,940 Just really big you and her. 140 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,180 Honey! 141 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,020 Listen, Fred, this is how it works. 142 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:55,880 Guys are horny from puberty forward, but women peak in their sexuality later in 143 00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,400 life. You are about to experience the best time of your lives. Why, ever since 144 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,040 Bam Bam has left the house, Betty has been sex -crazed. 145 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:08,100 Just the other day, let me tell you, I was sitting on my couch when... 146 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:17,750 Ready? 147 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:21,790 This is clean. 148 00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:23,150 Check. 149 00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:24,890 House clean. 150 00:25:25,330 --> 00:25:26,330 Buddy. 151 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,430 Door is locked. 152 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:32,250 Check. Boom balloon. 153 00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:34,310 Double check. 154 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,810 It's naughty time, Barney. 155 00:25:37,550 --> 00:25:38,930 Exclamation point. 156 00:25:42,070 --> 00:25:45,890 Here's Barney. I'm going to take up all of your clues. 157 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,000 Then I'm going to take off all of my clothes. 158 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,620 And then I'm going to suck your cock. 159 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,000 Right until you're about to cum. 160 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,720 And then you're going to go down here. 161 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,100 Do you understand? 162 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,920 I think I just came in my pants. 163 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,600 Barney, pants haven't been invented yet. 164 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,300 Oh, yeah, that's all right. 165 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,120 It's all right. 166 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:17,510 You'll last longer. 167 00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:19,190 Okay. 168 00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:36,050 Say, Betty. 169 00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:38,870 Your boobs look awfully swell in this. 170 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,940 Let's see what's down there. 171 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,520 Oh, wow, that is incredible. 172 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,520 What can I say? I'm a take charge kind of guy. 173 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,520 Incredible! 174 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,920 Barney, are you going to fuck me soon? 175 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,480 I sure will. 176 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,100 After I'm done sucking your cock? 177 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,640 Oh, most certainly. 178 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:29,820 Most indubitably. 179 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:50,230 Why certainly Betty, you know, you're my only dame 180 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:56,870 Lay down right here 181 00:30:48,899 --> 00:30:51,640 We better be careful or we'll have another bam bam. 182 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,190 Oh. 183 00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:25,030 Then don't look for me. 184 00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:20,150 Goodness. 185 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,520 Oh my God. 186 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,160 Sit on it, Betty. 187 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,960 Turn around. 188 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,980 You want to do reverse cowgirl? 189 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,120 Oh, yeah. 190 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,000 I'm going to jump right on your car. 191 00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:11,600 Oh, that's going to feel good. 192 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:43,370 Lay down, Betty. You lay down. Lay down? Yes. Let me lift you for a minute. 193 00:43:46,530 --> 00:43:46,910 Now 194 00:43:46,910 --> 00:43:58,990 come 195 00:43:58,990 --> 00:43:59,990 here. 196 00:44:00,150 --> 00:44:01,430 I'm right there to the edge. 197 00:45:58,270 --> 00:46:01,130 You make me want to come all over your pussy. 198 00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:02,710 Yeah? Yeah. 199 00:46:03,130 --> 00:46:04,650 Oh, you certainly do. 200 00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:09,050 You like that, Barney? Oh, yeah? 201 00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:10,450 Oh, 202 00:46:11,170 --> 00:46:12,049 stay there. 203 00:46:12,050 --> 00:46:13,009 Stay there. 204 00:46:13,010 --> 00:46:14,010 Oh, 205 00:46:15,070 --> 00:46:19,130 Barney. 206 00:46:21,330 --> 00:46:25,190 There goes another bam -bam. 207 00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:43,900 And I'd be like, it's a fucking walnut. 208 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:46,500 Well, gee, Betty, that sounds swell. 209 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,920 Oh, God. 210 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,640 Which is very awkward, being that we are best friends and all. Which reminds me, 211 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:56,220 can Betty and I come over for TV tonight? 212 00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:58,140 Fred? 213 00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,560 Fred? Fred? 214 00:47:17,930 --> 00:47:18,990 about their TV shows. 215 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:21,170 30 Rock season premiere. 216 00:47:21,550 --> 00:47:23,330 Not over for another hour. 217 00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:27,490 But Pebbles, they'll hear us. You're not exactly quiet. 218 00:47:28,030 --> 00:47:31,770 Listen, I'm super horny right now and I'm supposed to be home. 219 00:47:32,230 --> 00:47:34,170 You're 18. You're an adult. 220 00:47:34,650 --> 00:47:38,090 Tell that to my father. His house has rules. 221 00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:44,570 You know, if you're not interested, I could just find another way to come. 222 00:47:45,670 --> 00:47:47,450 I'll see you inside. Give me a boost. 223 00:48:04,779 --> 00:48:07,520 Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. 224 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:12,440 Oh, yeah, that or the amount of food you ate. I'm not so sure it wasn't you that 225 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,100 left that monolith outside, Fred. 226 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,660 Bonnie! 227 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:21,580 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 228 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,920 Hi, Mr. Rippledrover. 229 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,280 Hi, Pebble. How was the movie? 230 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,118 Oh, good. 231 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,700 Bam Bam was a perfect gentleman. 232 00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:29,960 He's a good boy, that Bam. 233 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:31,960 Comes from good stock. 234 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,020 and watch the rest of 30 Rock with us. It's a hoot. Hmm. 235 00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:41,600 Tempting, but I think I'll go to my room and listen to some music. 236 00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:43,240 Rock and roll, little girl. 237 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,280 I'm not a little girl anymore, Mr. Rubble. I'm just as old as Van Van. 238 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:48,820 He's 18, too? 239 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,960 Where does the time go? 240 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,180 Seemed like only yesterday he was going around destroying things with his club. 241 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,480 Bam! 242 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,700 which was my command, your highness. 243 00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:36,040 Why do they always have to listen to music during sex? 244 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,660 I want you not here in bed. 245 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,520 I hear the angels say. 246 00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:50,200 This is so great. 247 00:51:50,860 --> 00:51:51,860 I love it. 248 00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:23,060 I like it, baby. 249 00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:25,900 Yeah? Uh -huh. How much you like it? 250 00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:27,460 A lot. 251 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000 Bam, bam. 16877