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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,810 --> 00:00:02,970 I'm just so happy that you're you. 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:07,530 There's so much of you inside of me. 3 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:12,390 I hope that part of me is inside of you too. 4 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:22,070 Every time your door unlocks, I'll be standing there with my 5 00:00:22,070 --> 00:00:23,410 big box. 6 00:00:23,950 --> 00:00:29,550 Waiting for my chance to blow you away. 7 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,360 I'm just so happy that you're you. 8 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,260 Good morning, world. 9 00:00:58,180 --> 00:00:59,660 Good morning, fridge. 10 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,180 Good morning, coffee machine. 11 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:11,820 What's that? 12 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,740 That's Rose's morning wake -up song. 13 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,940 She thinks if she doesn't sing to the coffee, it won't want to be brewed. 14 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,700 As you get older, you're supposed to get smarter. She must have been a really 15 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:24,700 dumb kid. 16 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,720 Good morning, ladies. 17 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:29,260 I made some coffee. Would anybody like some? 18 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:31,380 Depends. Do I have to talk to it? 19 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:37,230 Well, Dorothy, where are you headed off to? 20 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:39,890 Well, girls, I have good news. 21 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,590 Remember my friend Jean? 22 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:46,210 Well, she wants to make a surprise visit, so she called me last night, and 23 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:47,290 going to pick her up from the airport. 24 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,430 Well, that is exciting. 25 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:51,390 Oh, Pussycat, that's great. 26 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:54,390 That is the most excellent news. 27 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:02,010 What? Don't you remember the last time she came? 28 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:03,530 No. 29 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,180 But that was then. 30 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,520 This is now. 31 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:11,360 I mean, if now was then, then now would be a lot more frightening than the then. 32 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:15,040 But it's not. It's now. So now is the most exciting news. 33 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:19,300 Was any of that in English? 34 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:23,780 I think she swallowed something very sharp and it floated up to her brain. 35 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,460 I'm going to call the ambulance. 36 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,520 I put all the sharp objects in the house away. 37 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,320 Remember, I hid them from Rose. 38 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:46,520 I can't believe you don't remember what happened last time she visited. 39 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,460 That was 20 years ago. I can barely remember 20 seconds ago. 40 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,400 Hey, wait a minute. Wasn't I calling somebody? 41 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,500 Tell us what happened. 42 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,240 I can't believe you don't remember. 43 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,560 Yes, honey, tell us. 44 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,600 It started way back when we first became roommates. 45 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,040 Good morning, world. 46 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,120 Good morning, fridge. 47 00:03:36,490 --> 00:03:38,270 Good morning, coffee maker. 48 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:41,010 Good morning, Rose. 49 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:43,090 Good morning, ding -a -ling. 50 00:03:44,410 --> 00:03:45,590 Good morning, ladies. 51 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:52,590 Girl, I have great news. 52 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:56,790 You finally got that vibrator to stop making that loud whirring sound. 53 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,290 You can hear that? 54 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:01,330 Your deaf cousin Lorenzo can hear it in Naples. 55 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:03,890 So what's the good news, Dorothy? 56 00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:07,630 Did that cute landscaper ask for my phone number? 57 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:10,970 I'd like to whack his weed if you know what I mean. 58 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,830 It means you're a slut. 59 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:19,709 Now, if anybody would listen to me, my good friend Gene is coming into town. 60 00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:22,110 Well, that's great, Dorothy. 61 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:25,550 Wow, that's almost as good as finding out that you got the vibrator fixed. 62 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:28,210 It sounds like you're watching an episode of Airwolf. 63 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:32,470 Rose? 64 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:34,310 Honey? 65 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:36,270 What's wrong? 66 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,590 I'm so happy for you, Dorothy. 67 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:42,170 Have you forgotten that you're a bad liar? 68 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:44,270 No. 69 00:04:45,530 --> 00:04:47,650 Look, I don't want to hurt your feelings, Dorothy. 70 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:50,650 But we all remember the last time that she came. 71 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:55,830 And she developed those lesbian feelings for me. 72 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:57,570 And it's kind of uncomfortable. 73 00:04:58,070 --> 00:05:00,750 Oh, Rose, I'm sure she's past that by now. 74 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:06,440 You know, she's just... Coming out of that relationship and with having a 75 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,660 time, she was very vulnerable. 76 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:09,700 You guys got on so well. 77 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,340 I assure you it's going to be fine. 78 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:13,860 I'm sure you're right. 79 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:15,760 You're right. I know you're right. 80 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,460 It's just that it reminds me so much of Juergen and Stefan Flanelherger. 81 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:21,820 Oh, Jesus. 82 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,560 Juergen and Stefan, they were twins in St. Olaf. 83 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,780 They were the best -looking boys in the whole town. And, like, the girls just 84 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:31,240 went wild over them. 85 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,600 Wow. 86 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:36,930 One morning, they woke up to find out that their prize ox, Snur, had been 87 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:41,130 stolen. Well, I mean, I can imagine what kind of a big deal that was. 88 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:42,530 Snur was amazing. 89 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:47,570 He won the blue ribbon at the Inger Animal Festival every year. 90 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:50,190 And he was doing a dancing box in the three counties. 91 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:52,910 He had a pretty pen in the color of that. 92 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:54,190 So cute. 93 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:57,030 And they were dancing around. He had this little top hat. 94 00:05:58,870 --> 00:05:59,870 What's the point? 95 00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:05,810 Well, Dorothy, I mean, the point is... You have had stolen. 96 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:09,670 Because the boys, they snub somebody's advances. 97 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:15,090 Jean is not going to steal your ox. You don't have an ox to steal. 98 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:16,310 I have a ceramic ox. 99 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:21,490 Now, Rose, I've known Jean as long as I've known Dorothy. 100 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:25,630 She's not going to force herself on you if you're not interested. Besides, she's 101 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:27,370 probably found someone a little more brainy. 102 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:29,490 Like Lassie. 103 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,160 I think everything will be just fine, Rose. 104 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:36,580 Besides, I don't get those lesbians. 105 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:41,460 Why would you possibly want to be with another woman when there are all those 106 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:42,660 men out there? 107 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:48,640 Those real strong men with their hair and their muscles. 108 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:55,120 And then there's just tiny helpless little you. Blanche, that's enough. 109 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,280 Did I get carried away? 110 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:05,360 Say, what are you... think the odds are that we can turn jean turn her you know 111 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:10,720 onto men what are you slutty and stupid you can't teach an old dog new tricks 112 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:17,080 but what if you can teach it to crave penis plants i'll grow up rose 113 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:23,200 besides i think i can do it i bet if i surround her with young good -looking 114 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:27,540 boys like the ones that i can find she'll be changing teams in no time at 115 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,380 And where do you think you're going? 116 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,800 Well, I have a few phone calls to make. 117 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:47,080 Rose, honey, there's no more dust to dust. 118 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,680 I know. 119 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:51,840 I'm just so nervous. 120 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,220 I know I don't have any reason to be. 121 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:02,020 Look at who I have. 122 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,120 Hi, Sophia. 123 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,480 It's so good to see you. 124 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,680 Hi, Jean. It's good to see you, too. 125 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:21,400 Actually, it's nice to see anybody when you get to be my age. 126 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:22,780 Oh, Mom. 127 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:25,160 Hi, Jean. How are you? You look great. 128 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:26,680 You look good enough to eat. 129 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:28,940 I mean, um... 130 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 Eat, eat with. 131 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,500 Have a lunch sometime. 132 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:35,220 It's okay. You look great, Blanche. 133 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:36,679 Oh, yeah, 134 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,400 I do, don't I? 135 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:42,539 How about I just take your bag off to your bedroom? 136 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:56,340 And Ma and I will go to the kitchen and get you something to eat and then 137 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:58,040 something to drink. I know it's been a long flight. 138 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,660 Why do I have to come? 139 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,300 Hi, 140 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,400 Rose. 141 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,820 Hi, Dean. 142 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,660 Kind of awkward, huh? 143 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,100 No, I figured it would be. 144 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Listen, Rose. 145 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:29,640 I just want to... be up front with you. 146 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:35,260 I think you're fantastic, and I don't want anything more than friendship from 147 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:36,260 you. 148 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:42,600 You know, last time I was going through a lot of problems, but you made me laugh 149 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,600 like no one's made me laugh since Pat. 150 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,920 I just want to let you know that. I just want to be a friend. 151 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:53,860 I'm so happy that you explained that to me. 152 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:58,310 Welcome. I'm so happy you're here. It's so nice to see you. 153 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:06,390 I hope you understand why I was so standoffish, but I don't exactly know 154 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:07,870 people do these sorts of things. 155 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:11,510 I don't know how it's sort of things that you do. 156 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:15,410 Listen, I'm going to go and put my bags away. 157 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:16,910 Oh, yeah, of course. That'd be great. 158 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,110 Okay. Okay. 159 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,910 And listen, even though... 160 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:25,970 I wouldn't ask for anything more than just friendship, but if something were 161 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:30,370 arise, you know, that becomes more than that, I mean, it's always on the table. 162 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,130 Just as late. 163 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:42,590 Oh, dear. 164 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:14,610 You order delivery? 165 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,210 Well, that sure was quick. 166 00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:21,470 We always respond quickly to your calls, Mrs. Devereaux. 167 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,490 Well, yes, you do. 168 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:31,550 So, um, where's the broken sink? 169 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,750 There is no broken sink. 170 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:39,190 Oh, shut up, Dorothy. 171 00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:40,930 Follow me. 172 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:42,550 The sink is this way. 173 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:48,210 You must have to have long fingers to get into all those drains. 174 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:50,450 Um, I guess. 175 00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:57,350 I don't know what happened. 176 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:01,270 One minute it worked fine, and the next minute it wasn't draining at all. 177 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,310 And little old me, I can't fix it myself. 178 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:09,590 Are you sure the other lady couldn't help you fix it? You look capable. 179 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:13,720 No, her hands are way too big to go down the drain. 180 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,100 I think I see what the problem is. 181 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,700 Looks like you got something stuck in there. 182 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:27,680 It looks like a ceramic ox. 183 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,300 A ceramic ox? 184 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,520 Well, how bizarre is that? 185 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,540 How do you think it got down there? 186 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,400 Would you just take a look at that? 187 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,740 Do you see those big muscles? 188 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,200 Yes, I see them. They're rippling away. 189 00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:00,240 Wouldn't you just like to sink your teeth into them? 190 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:05,140 Could you just imagine his sweaty chest pressed against yours? 191 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,020 Um, Blanche, you do know that I'm a lesbian, right? 192 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,380 All the time? 193 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,440 Yes, Blanche, all the time. 194 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,470 Little buns, they don't do nothing for you. 195 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,370 Nada. 196 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:25,930 Damn. 197 00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:27,970 This is going to be tougher than I thought. 198 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:34,850 You know, I think I'll give you some privacy, and I'll be back later. 199 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:36,210 OK. 200 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,290 Got it. 201 00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,670 Well, aren't you just a peach? 202 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:47,070 You should get the strangest thing shoved in your pipes, Mrs. Amaral. 203 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,220 have a good way of extracting them. 204 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,200 How much is this going to cost me? 205 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,620 Let's just say this one's complimentary. 206 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:56,760 Just leave me a tip. 207 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,160 Now, Scotty, a tip wouldn't be fair. 208 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,520 You've got to let me take that shaft all the way down to the balls. 209 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:45,330 Ooh. 210 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,190 back here through. 211 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:01,670 You want to fuck the back of my throat for me? 212 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,210 Yeah. 213 00:20:46,639 --> 00:20:47,639 Oh, yeah. 214 00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,260 Oh, yeah. 215 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,720 That's a good girl. 216 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:59,120 Get her nice and ready for that tight little pussy, baby. 217 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,740 You want to fuck my little fucking pussy? Yeah. 218 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,660 Such a pretty tasty pussy. I want to fuck it so good. 219 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,060 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 220 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:12,780 That's a good girl. 221 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,250 Yeah, I want you to lay back. 222 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,230 Oh my gosh. 223 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,970 Yeah, these two are quick. 224 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,350 Oh my God, let me suck this hole, baby. 225 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,890 Yeah, my little fuck toy hole. 226 00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:44,690 Yeah, I want to fuck this hole. 227 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,520 Oh, yeah. 228 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,620 Oh, yeah. 229 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,360 Oh, 230 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,920 yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 231 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,920 Oh, yeah. 232 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,300 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 233 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,140 Oh, yeah. Oh, 234 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,200 yeah. 235 00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:51,890 Yeah, fuck, good. 236 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,250 Yeah. 237 00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:54,750 Just like that. 238 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:56,010 Yeah. 239 00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,310 Yes, yes. Oh, yeah. 240 00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,450 Oh, yeah. 241 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,190 Yeah, 242 00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:06,970 right there. 243 00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:08,430 Fuck me a little bit. 244 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,470 Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:11,710 Yeah. 246 00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:13,470 Mm -hmm. 247 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,080 Yeah, right there, baby. Fucking good. 248 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:24,780 Oh, yeah. 249 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,680 Give me the fucking dick. 250 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,420 Oh, yeah. 251 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,720 Mm -hmm. 252 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,020 Oh, yeah. 253 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:38,280 Get that fucking little hole off. Yeah. 254 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,760 Oh, shit. Oh, 255 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:29,740 yeah, fuck me good. 256 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,620 Oh, yeah. 257 00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:35,580 Oh, 258 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,320 shit. This feels so fucking good. 259 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:49,740 Yeah, yeah, fucking use that goddamn hole. 260 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,180 Fucking good. 261 00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:19,710 Yeah. 262 00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:28,990 Oh, yeah. 263 00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:31,510 Oh. Oh. 264 00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:32,910 Oh. 265 00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:35,550 Oh, shit. 266 00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:38,150 Oh. Oh, 267 00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:41,770 shit. Oh, let me suck my pussy juice. 268 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,180 juices all over your cock. 269 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,080 Dirty little slut. 270 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:41,400 Oh, there you go. 271 00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:28,670 Fuck you like that, baby. Yeah, I feel good on your back. 272 00:28:30,630 --> 00:28:33,510 I love opening my legs like a dirty slut for you. 273 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,030 There you go. 274 00:28:37,490 --> 00:28:42,790 Good little slut for you. 275 00:28:43,170 --> 00:28:45,230 You like coming over and fucking me? 276 00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:16,030 Oh my god, I love looking at that dick in my pussy. 277 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:18,570 Yeah, yeah, just like that. 278 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:20,190 Yes, yes. 279 00:29:21,130 --> 00:29:24,250 Fuck yeah. 280 00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:25,770 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 281 00:29:56,770 --> 00:29:57,770 Yeah, you like that? 282 00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:01,470 Yeah? Fucking push my hips up on that dick. Yeah? 283 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,310 Oh, yeah, right there. 284 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:04,910 Oh, yeah. 285 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:07,770 Yeah? Yeah? 286 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,280 flip over. 287 00:31:51,850 --> 00:31:53,090 be your fucking cum dumpster. 288 00:32:22,410 --> 00:32:25,750 Oh, yeah, you fucking lip -syncing ass so good. 289 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,510 Yeah, you little fucker. 290 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,520 You like that, baby? 291 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:02,640 Mm -hmm. 292 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,220 Yeah, this is a good fucking tip for you. 293 00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:08,660 Oh, yeah. 294 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:10,140 Mm -hmm. 295 00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:11,380 Mm -hmm. 296 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,520 Oh, 297 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:14,140 yeah. 298 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,460 Oh, yeah. 299 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,680 Oh, yeah. 300 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,120 Oh, shit. I love being your little fuck toy. 301 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,740 Oh, yeah. 302 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:26,280 Oh, yeah. 303 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,100 Oh, shit. 304 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:41,780 Oh, shit. 305 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:46,240 Oh, yeah. 306 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:47,820 Yeah. 307 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,320 You want to get behind me and fuck me, baby? 308 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:57,040 Yeah? Bend me over that fucking table and fuck me like a dirty little slut. 309 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,500 Yeah. 310 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:02,160 Give me that nice, hard, stiff cock. 311 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,720 Mm -hmm. 312 00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:09,480 There you go. That's fucking perfect, baby. 313 00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,060 Oh, yeah. 314 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,980 Oh, yes. 315 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:17,639 Oh, yeah. 316 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,920 There you go. 317 00:34:20,780 --> 00:34:21,800 Oh, yeah. 318 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,040 Oh, yes. 319 00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:26,060 Yeah. 320 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:29,100 Yeah. There you go. 321 00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:32,580 Fucking pound my little fucking juice box. 322 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,239 Yeah, right there. 323 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Oh, yes. 324 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:41,179 Yeah. Yeah, you like me holding it open for you so you can get deep in there? 325 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,580 Yeah, you want to see it? 326 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,440 Oh, yeah. 327 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,380 Oh, yeah, right there. Tell me you're good, baby. 328 00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:03,400 Tell me you're good with that big hard cut. 329 00:35:34,990 --> 00:35:36,090 Spread my pussy hole for you. 330 00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:38,230 Fuck me so fucking good. 331 00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:42,570 Yeah, you like using me for your little slut. 332 00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:50,390 There you go. Fucking bend me over and bang me real good on the fucking table. 333 00:35:50,930 --> 00:35:51,930 Yeah. 334 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,590 Come get it. 335 00:35:55,230 --> 00:35:56,230 Yes. 336 00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:57,890 Yes. 337 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,820 I wonder what I can stick in my pipe the next time you want to come over. 338 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,360 Next week. 339 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,040 Maybe an apple. 340 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:06,740 Banana. 341 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,960 Maybe Rose's shoe. 342 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,500 The sink is broken. 343 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:32,260 Wasn't the plumber just here? 344 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,500 Oh, he sure was. 345 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,460 Somehow, man gets all clogged up right after he left. 346 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:41,040 I just called him to come back and fix it. 347 00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:43,580 I bet you did. 348 00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:06,910 Dorothy, what's the matter? 349 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:13,770 Blanche, you can't keep sabotaging things in the house like the kitchen 350 00:38:13,770 --> 00:38:15,510 because you can't keep your legs closed. 351 00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:20,070 Dorothy! Don't you play that innocent game with me. I know just what you're 352 00:38:20,070 --> 00:38:25,990 doing. You know, I have stood behind you every time somebody has judged you. 353 00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:30,190 But sometimes you just have to call a whore a whore. 354 00:38:31,690 --> 00:38:34,790 I have never been more insulted in my entire life. 355 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:38,730 And I'll be damned if I'll be talked to like that by anyone. 356 00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:40,330 Clinch. 357 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,170 I am so... Sit down. 358 00:38:44,330 --> 00:38:45,430 And shut up. 359 00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:52,670 I will not sit here and let you judge me like that. 360 00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:54,930 I am a liberated woman. 361 00:38:55,470 --> 00:38:58,890 Do you know the hell I went through in high school trying to beat all the boys 362 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:00,090 off? There weren't enough... 363 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:07,120 Now that I don't have to be judged by society, I'll be damned if I'm going to 364 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,200 judged by one of my prudish friends. 365 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,380 Blanche, I am anything but prudish. 366 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,840 The hell you are. 367 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,240 When's the last time you had a man? 368 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:22,980 I don't think that matters a bit. 369 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:25,060 That long, huh? 370 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,320 It's been a while. 371 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:29,840 Okay. 372 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,120 It's been since Abraham Lincoln was in office and people were doing a dance 373 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,120 called the Charleston. 374 00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:41,200 Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? 375 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:44,640 And it doesn't have to be that way, Dorothy. 376 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,200 You can go out and have any young thing that you want. 377 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:55,740 You're smart and you're funny and you're a very handsome 378 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:56,740 woman. 379 00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,460 You know what I mean. 380 00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:03,500 You're not tiny and dainty like me. 381 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,000 But some men like their women a little more on the brawny side. 382 00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,280 Is that supposed to be encouragement? 383 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:15,020 I just want to see you go out and have some fun, Dorothy. 384 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,900 Go on, grab that bull by the horns. 385 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,200 Do they have horns now? 386 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,060 Oh, wow. 387 00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:33,650 My, that's a horny bull if I've ever seen one. 388 00:40:35,010 --> 00:40:42,010 You're not suggesting I go out and talk to that hunk of a muscly landscaper, 389 00:40:42,030 --> 00:40:42,769 do you? 390 00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:45,290 Well, I don't see why not. 391 00:40:47,290 --> 00:40:51,270 He's got the three most important things I look for in a potential partner, 392 00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:56,470 which are location, location, location. 393 00:40:58,350 --> 00:40:59,690 And you're in luck. 394 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,400 Because he's about to come inside. 395 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:05,760 Now, Blanche, I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself. 396 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:12,320 I don't mean cream pie style, Dorothy. He's coming in the house, not you. 397 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,440 You know, Blanche, you're right. 398 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:20,020 When he comes in, I'm going to offer myself up to that hunk of a man, and I'm 399 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,700 going to let my freak flag fly. 400 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,380 Yes, Dorothy, that's the spirit. 401 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,260 Now I'm going to leave you alone and give you some privacy. 402 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,140 Just tell me when you're fully redressed so I don't have to see you in your 403 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:35,400 birthday suit, considering you've worn it for so many birthdays. 404 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:42,660 Well, I make no promises there, because I am the new, liberated Dorothy 405 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:43,660 Zbornak. 406 00:41:58,310 --> 00:41:59,690 I didn't know you were in here. 407 00:42:00,190 --> 00:42:02,770 Oh, Andy, please call me Dorothy. 408 00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:08,150 It happens all the time. I just go floating in and out of rooms like a 409 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,030 My, 410 00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:16,010 but isn't it a glorious day? 411 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:20,210 Yeah. 412 00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:24,250 Is there something I can do for you? 413 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:26,710 Oh, I just... 414 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:31,320 I wanted to have a chat with my favorite landscaper and see how he's doing. 415 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,860 I'm... I'm doing fine. 416 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,660 How are you? 417 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,460 Thank you so much for asking. 418 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:53,940 Well, truth be told, Andy, if I'm not just a little bit lonely, I'm stuck 419 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:55,940 up in a house with three... 420 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:59,020 Old. Old lady. 421 00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:02,000 Come on, they're not that old. They're old as dirt. 422 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:10,260 But me, I'm full of youth and vim and vigor. 423 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,800 You're full of what? And vinegar? 424 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:18,780 Never mind. 425 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,760 I just want to be able to have a conversation with someone that's... 426 00:43:25,050 --> 00:43:29,250 young and smart, active. 427 00:43:31,450 --> 00:43:34,510 You know, Andy, somebody who's a little bit more on my level. 428 00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,130 Do you understand? 429 00:43:38,370 --> 00:43:44,670 Mr. Fournette, I mean, Dorothy, I apologize if I'm a little off base here, 430 00:43:44,670 --> 00:43:47,610 are you flirting with me? 431 00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:51,250 Was it that obvious? 432 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,630 It's pretty bad. 433 00:43:55,600 --> 00:44:00,800 Okay, I'm going to go in the kitchen, put my head in the oven, because that's 434 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,360 just the way I wanted to die of embarrassment. 435 00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:08,180 Wait, you're going to get all dry and shriveling. 436 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,960 Excuse me? Your head. 437 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:13,480 Don't put your head in the oven. 438 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,260 No one will be there to take it out. All the juices will leak out. 439 00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:20,000 And no one will probably be there to baste it. 440 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,480 I'm landscaping to pay my way through culinary school. 441 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,760 So I'm just saying that don't put your head in the oven. 442 00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:29,660 It's a nice head. 443 00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:32,920 God help me. 444 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,880 Did you just reciprocate my advances? 445 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:44,540 If you're asking me if I was flirting with you, then yes. 446 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,380 I'll take this. 447 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,750 Okay. 448 00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:45,970 Yeah. 449 00:51:42,410 --> 00:51:43,410 You're cocking me. 450 00:51:44,050 --> 00:51:45,050 Yeah. 451 00:55:20,170 --> 00:55:21,170 Good right there. 452 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:58,900 Yeah. Fuck me like that. Yeah, like that. 453 00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:01,700 Yeah, look. 454 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,160 Zing! 455 00:57:51,970 --> 00:57:53,370 Yeah. 456 00:59:14,890 --> 00:59:15,890 Can I sit on your lap? 457 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,400 Fuck. 458 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:45,780 I don't like that. Yeah. 459 01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:47,420 Yeah. 460 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,400 Yeah. 461 01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:58,640 Fuck. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck me hard. Fuck me hard. Yeah. 462 01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:00,960 Yeah. 463 01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:23,240 I love young cock. 464 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:34,580 That was so much fun. I know. 465 01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:39,200 Oh, my God, Sophia. 466 01:11:40,220 --> 01:11:41,420 I'm so sorry. 467 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,360 We didn't mean to startle you. 468 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:47,180 Can you come in a little louder next time? I don't think the neighbors were 469 01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:48,660 fully aware of your arrival. 470 01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:55,380 I'm sorry, Sophia. It's just Rose and I get together, and we just laugh and 471 01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:56,380 laugh. 472 01:11:56,980 --> 01:12:01,660 Well, anyway, I think I'm going to go catch a few winks. All that free sample 473 01:12:01,660 --> 01:12:04,280 hopping at the food court has tired me out. 474 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:07,640 See? I told you there ain't such a thing as a free lunch. 475 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:08,880 Leave it to Rose. 476 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:19,860 Oh, Sophia. 477 01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:23,220 What am I going to do? 478 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,360 Well, I tried taking some Pepto. 479 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,280 No, not about that. 480 01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:29,060 It's about Jean. 481 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,020 What about her? 482 01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:38,500 Well, she's wonderful and kind and marvelous, 483 01:12:38,700 --> 01:12:40,480 and she really listens to me. 484 01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:46,040 I mean, more than anybody else has ever since Charlie. 485 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,560 So she's slightly deaf. 486 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,020 She's graceful. 487 01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:57,600 Beautiful. She laughs with me, not at me. 488 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:05,080 I don't know. I think I could be falling for 489 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,080 her. 490 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,380 You sure it's not gas? 491 01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:10,120 Sophia, I'm serious. 492 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,340 I'm scared. 493 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:13,860 What am I going to do? 494 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,900 Rose, listen. 495 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:17,860 Picture it. 496 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,180 Sicily, 1962. 497 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:23,700 A young girl goes out into the streets like she does every day. 498 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,120 And what is she selling, you ask? 499 01:13:26,660 --> 01:13:28,380 Well, pepperonis, of course. 500 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,880 The biggest, juiciest, plumpest pepperonis in all of Sicily. 501 01:13:32,860 --> 01:13:37,280 The townspeople went crazy for her pepperonis. She was constantly out of 502 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:43,440 However, she grew weary of the pepperonis, and she craved something 503 01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:44,620 less spicy. 504 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:50,220 So, one day, she decides to do something different. And what is it she does? 505 01:13:50,670 --> 01:13:52,730 she decides to make donuts. 506 01:13:53,650 --> 01:13:59,290 So she toiled for hours early in the morning for all of her friends and 507 01:13:59,290 --> 01:14:01,870 neighbors and made dozens and dozens of these donuts. 508 01:14:02,410 --> 01:14:04,670 But sometimes they were too hard. 509 01:14:05,210 --> 01:14:06,850 Sometimes they were too soft. 510 01:14:07,230 --> 01:14:08,870 Sometimes they were too sweet. 511 01:14:09,110 --> 01:14:10,810 Sometimes they were not sweet enough. 512 01:14:11,130 --> 01:14:12,470 It was a complete disaster. 513 01:14:14,290 --> 01:14:16,370 Downs people clamored for her pepperoni. 514 01:14:17,430 --> 01:14:21,070 So... She gave up the pastries and went back to the pepperoni. 35008

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