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Hey, I'm Trey Jordan, you know, the
super mega extraordinary movie star,
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spectacular actor from the TV show TCS
with Trey Jordan.
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Welcome to my crib.
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This staircase right here, this is from
my mega hit movie, Freaky Ass
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Frankenstein. It was shot right here on
the staircase.
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Oh. And these cities, you see this
railing?
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This used to be Tyler Perry's.
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Sold it.
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Come check out my other rooms.
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This here is for my proceeds.
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I bought this table with the money I
made for my hit movie, Little Black
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Cracker -Ass Parents.
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Coming to a theater near you.
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I'm so rich.
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Rich.
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Rich.
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Come on, man.
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See what's in my fridge.
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Who wants Chinese?
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How we do.
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Damn, I'm rich.
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We're eating.
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Hey, who wants Chris Scott?
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This is where all the magic happens,
right here.
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Really. I stole this from Chris Angel.
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Fuck you, Chris Angel.
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Welcome to my master bath.
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This is it, y 'all. This is where it
goes down.
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I had this shower installed.
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You know, when I go out on the club and
I bring home my dirty clothes, take them
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in and I clean them up just before I
take the clothes off.
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twice. Told me I'm dirty.
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Y 'all remember this?
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I know y 'all remember this. In that PCS
comedy sketch.
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Black to the Future.
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Great Scott, Marty. We've gotta go black
to the future.
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Holy shit. I gotta get black to the
future.
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Did you check the flux cablacator?
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Y 'all remember this.
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That's right. When I played the Black
Roddy Dangerfield in a TCH sketch, Black
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to School, he was always giving me shit
all the time about Black this, Black
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that in my sketches.
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They didn't like Black Zorro.
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They didn't like Caddy Black 1. They
didn't like Caddy Black 2.
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Black Flipper.
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And they didn't like Black Enthusiasm.
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That's why I took a moment for my people
to make a special service announcement.
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Black people, stop stealing.
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Y 'all want to see my big brown cotton,
don't you?
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It's sweet, delicious, and it's made of
Swiss chocolate.
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You see this right here? This is the
cheese wood gift that came from Jake
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Donaghy, the king of the network when
TCS was number one.
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We ain't number one no more.
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We're not even number 201, I don't
think.
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You didn't get any of that.
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I'm confused, Alicia.
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It means big cough with money, but it
was much funnier when I thought it than
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when I said it out loud.
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For the life of me, I cannot figure out
what my network comedy skit still needs
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to stoke the ratings.
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I already hired an erratic black star.
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What else can be done?
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Well, how about I stroke your ratings?
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until they grow Karina
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You always make me feel better.
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Let me fuck your beautiful breasts,
baby.
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Your hot, young tits.
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Oh, God,
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that looks good.
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Yes,
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baby.
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Feels so good.
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Oh, God. I'm glad you like it. Oh, God,
baby. Tits are so soft.
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oh oh no don't come yet oh god that's
beautiful
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baby oh yeah oh yeah
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oh yeah
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My sexy little whore.
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Yes. You make life worth living, baby.
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Suck that big dick, baby. Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm your boss, baby.
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I want your boss's cock, baby.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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It's so tight, baby. How does it stay so
tight?
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You're such a fucking whore. How does it
stay so fucking tight?
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You fuck everybody, don't you think?
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Everybody.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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You like my cock inside you, baby?
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Come on,
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baby.
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Suck that dick.
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Oh, don't you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Look at those beautiful hands on my
dick.
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Yeah, baby.
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Yeah, baby.
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Yeah. Yeah, you know how to take care of
it, baby.
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Yeah, you're so hot.
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You're so fucking hot.
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Yeah.
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Juicy, sexy bitch.
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Juicy fucking bitch.
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I want you to taste what you fucking
taste like, you
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hot cunt.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Yeah, baby.
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How's that taste, baby?
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Nice, sweet, young, Latina cunt, baby.
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Now you know what I feel like, baby.
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Come on.
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Too bad you can't fuck yourself. You
fucking whore.
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Yeah,
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baby. Yeah, baby. Suck that dick.
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Grab my balls while you suck my dick.
Come on.
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Oh, come on.
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Stick your cunt on my face, baby. I want
to eat you while you eat me. Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Get your leg back, baby.
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That's it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on. Bring it back, baby.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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God, I want you, baby. You feel like a
horrid dick, baby?
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I feel real.
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I want you so bad.
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Come on, baby.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God, baby, I love your cunt. I love
that cunt.
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It's too fucking hot.
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Too fucking hot. No man could last in
that country.
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You'll always have a job with me baby.
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Just the way I wanna fuck you, baby.
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Get your beautiful body, baby.
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I'm crazy about you, babe.
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How sexy you are, baby.
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You're too sexy, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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God, I want you so bad, baby.
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Don't ever leave me, baby.
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Don't ever leave me.
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Yeah, baby.
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I'm going to come over your beautiful
tits, baby.
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Don't hide your nipples, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Put them together, baby.
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Oh, God,
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baby. Oh, don't hide your nipples, baby.
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So, you got any big ideas?
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Will I have sex?
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Ladies and gentlemen, please follow me
on the forum in SCS TV Studios, home of
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such great programs as America's Next
Top Methodist, According to Himmler, and
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of course the His Sketch comedy show,
TCS, with Trey Jordan.
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And what luck!
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It's one of the stars of TCS, Miss Jenny
Marona!
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Yeah, very kind of.
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You know, I grew up in a very small
town.
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There was hardships, you know? We had
barber shops, but no bleach.
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Hey, yo, check this shit out.
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Me, me, bop, bop.
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I'm a black robot, motherfucker.
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But, hey, look at me. I'm a black robot,
too.
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Racist.
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Look, it's Mr. Trey Jordan. Star of such
blockbuster movies as... I'm a black
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cowboy, bitch.
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My cracker honey gets croaky with it.
And are we motherfucking there yet?
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you. Thank you, Ken.
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All you white people, thank you for
making me so rich.
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See this chain?
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It was Dracula's.
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And here, fans of TCS, is the comedy
trifecta, Ms. Liz
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Lyman, the producer.
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Hi, Ken.
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I hope you all enjoy the show.
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Thank you, Miss Lyman. Oh, and a couple
of quick messages for you. Your doctor
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called. It's not a grope. It's a small
vibrating rubber toy that must have got
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stuck in your vagina.
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It's not.
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It's not.
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Don't judge me.
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You all just paid to take a tour of my
workplace.
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You should be ashamed.
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Oh, and Miss Lyman, by the way, Mr.
Donagree is waiting for you on set.
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And on our right is the bathroom, if
anyone needs to tinkle.
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Don't you think that Welcome Back Hotter
is maybe a little dated for a sketch?
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What are you going to do next,
Spartacus?
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Hey, when are we going to shoot the gay
gladiator sketch?
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Did you say something?
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Not a word, sir.
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Listen, I want this sketch comedy show
to be fresh, Lyman.
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Don't you want this show to be fresh?
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I think I've done fresh with keeping it
real and bringing the beat back and
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walking the dinosaur.
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Look, Lyman, you and I aren't so
different. Except for maybe your Ross
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card, which has clearly given you free
reign to buy your entire wardrobe from
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under a sign marked discontinued
clothing 75 % off.
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We both want this show to succeed.
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And dressing Jenny as Patsy just isn't
going to... Cut it.
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No, sir.
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No way.
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What do you mean, no way?
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No, you don't want the show to succeed?
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No, you don't want to be like me?
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No, you don't want to stop dressing like
a Walmart greeter?
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Listen, when you brought Trey on the
show, I went with it. When you wanted to
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change the name of the show, I went with
it.
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Whatever you want to do now, I'm not
going with it.
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Well, then.
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You leave me no choice.
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Well, what are you going to do, fire me?
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No.
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I'm going to give Trey a promotion to
executive producer if you don't do this.
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Well, he'll just... He'll just what?
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Lionel, come here.
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Listen, as king of the show... Producer.
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Producer, whatever.
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I want to make a few changes.
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Instead of having a musical guest each
week.
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I want to have a midget in a clown
outfit fighting a large dog with
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I know. I don't think we could do any
more animal sketches.
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Get it?
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So what would you like me to do to
freshen up the show?
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Sex.
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Sex. Believe me, Lyman, sex is what
sells on TV.
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Microwave ovens aren't a different
story.
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You need violence to sell microwaves.
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And that's why I teach you, bitch.
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Welcome, Black Cotter.
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I want you to write a sketch for me
while I'm a cop.
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Okay. Getting up at the crack of dawn,
putting on my uniform, never using
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electricity, raising bombs.
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Oh, try it.
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That's an Amish guy. Then who's the ones
walking around, moaning, with their
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clothes all torn, eating brains?
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Zombies? Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about. A zombie Amish cop.
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Yeah. Okay?
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Yeah. I have something interesting to
talk to you guys about.
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You're going, Lesbo?
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No, Fred, I'm not going to be a lesbian.
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You're going to try to change everyone's
mind about you?
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What? Nobody likes me?
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You're going to get that surgery where
they replace your knees with jet fuel
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rocket knees.
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And when the guys come up and be like,
yo, nice knees, baby, you can be like,
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thanks. And then burn his face off with
your rocket knees.
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It's a cold bitch, Lima.
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Damn.
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What? Was it rocket fuel knees? Jake
wants us to add more sex.
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the show.
258
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:29,810
Listen, we can do this as long as we
don't get hacky and we don't write any
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sketch about guys driving around a white
van picking up amateurs, okay?
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Hi, Ms. Lyman. How are you doing today?
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Hi, Ken. What do you want? I'm supposed
to pick up a pre -taped sketch for two
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and a half men and a cup.
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Rudy has the tape. You can pick it up
from him. Yes, ma 'am.
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Okay, so see what you guys can do with
this.
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00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:12,760
You know, Fred, a great sex sketch
featuring an attractive blonde could
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said blonde into the limelight.
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Was any of that in English?
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What I'm saying is, if I were trying to
get my star to rise, a great sketch by a
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great writer would probably do that for
me.
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So now you want to be a comedy writer?
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No. Stay with me here.
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Okay. I... You.
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Want you to... Want me to... Write me a
good sketch.
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So you can say that you did it.
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No, fuck it. I'm just going to fuck the
shit out of you and you're going to
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write me a good sketch.
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Okay.
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Get up on the table.
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You fucking cunt.
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01:01:09,670 --> 01:01:13,250
Thank you. I mean, thank you. Thank you
very much, Sherry.
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01:01:13,890 --> 01:01:15,090
Hey, I have a quick question.
282
01:01:15,610 --> 01:01:17,110
How did you get into this business?
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01:01:17,530 --> 01:01:20,350
Oh, when I was a little girl, I had this
dog named Rafi.
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01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,230
He was an Israeli setter.
285
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:25,490
He was like gray and white, little dog.
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01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:26,990
I used to take him for walks.
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01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:30,610
Yeah, he died a little while ago.
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01:01:30,850 --> 01:01:31,850
It was pretty sad.
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01:02:14,129 --> 01:02:16,930
Oh shit.
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01:02:17,350 --> 01:02:18,750
Wow.
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01:02:19,550 --> 01:02:21,150
Oh shit.
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01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:26,130
Wow. Oh shit.
293
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,060
Yeah, we should go through that.
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01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:57,360
Yeah. Yeah.
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01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:35,860
Ugh.
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01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:09,340
Look at me.
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01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:50,260
Shit.
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01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,720
Oh shit.
299
01:11:24,290 --> 01:11:27,090
Oh, shit.
300
01:12:53,450 --> 01:12:55,390
Oh, my God.
301
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:04,880
Thank you.
302
01:21:20,290 --> 01:21:21,650
That's when I got this job.
303
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,050
Yes. Yes, you certainly did.
304
01:21:26,570 --> 01:21:28,830
Well, I just want to say thank you for
that.
305
01:21:29,290 --> 01:21:30,370
I really needed it.
306
01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:55,710
Hey, dummy.
307
01:21:56,450 --> 01:21:58,850
Danny, what are you doing here? We broke
up like months ago.
308
01:21:59,530 --> 01:22:01,710
Well, I called your cell phone. It was
out of service.
309
01:22:02,270 --> 01:22:03,410
So I bought you a beeper.
310
01:22:05,570 --> 01:22:08,210
I'm kind of more of a cell phone kind of
girl by now.
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01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:11,490
What, are you kidding me?
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01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:13,730
You're dating New York's Prince of
Pagers.
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01:22:14,530 --> 01:22:15,530
You're a beeper royalty.
314
01:22:16,230 --> 01:22:18,930
I'm not going to have my princess be
caught with some clunky cell phone.
315
01:22:20,130 --> 01:22:21,690
Well, it actually was pretty compact.
316
01:22:22,850 --> 01:22:24,970
But... Did you just call me princess?
317
01:22:25,930 --> 01:22:26,930
Oh, yes, I did.
318
01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:30,730
You know, you can be quite romantic
sometimes.
319
01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:34,230
Does that mean we can bone?
320
01:22:36,650 --> 01:22:37,650
Fine.
321
01:22:37,750 --> 01:22:39,410
Rudy! Rudiger! Get in here.
322
01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:43,270
Whoa, whoa.
323
01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,570
What's this?
324
01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:45,590
Don't worry about it, babe.
325
01:22:45,910 --> 01:22:47,550
It's just for me. No one will ever see
it.
326
01:22:47,990 --> 01:22:49,110
What could possibly go wrong?
327
01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:51,070
You're okay with it, right?
328
01:25:29,710 --> 01:25:30,710
Yeah.
329
01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:32,560
Please. Oh, you know I want it.
330
01:30:33,180 --> 01:30:34,900
Oh, give it to me.
331
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:36,680
Oh, fuck.
332
01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:41,100
Yeah.
333
01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:46,300
Fuck yeah.
334
01:30:48,380 --> 01:30:49,440
Oh, I love it.
335
01:30:50,540 --> 01:30:51,540
Yeah.
336
01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:53,420
Yeah.
337
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:54,920
Like that.
338
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:56,960
Oh, fuck yeah.
339
01:30:57,740 --> 01:30:58,880
Oh, fuck.
340
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:04,800
Yes, please smack my ass.
341
01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,520
Yes.
342
01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:27,780
That's so fucking good.
343
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:30,640
Yes.
344
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:44,280
Fucking cocktails so good. Yes. Yes. Oh,
grab me and fuck me. Just like that.
345
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:45,400
Oh, yeah.
346
01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:46,700
Oh.
347
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:48,480
Oh.
348
01:31:48,940 --> 01:31:51,560
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
349
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:53,320
Fuck yes.
350
01:31:53,620 --> 01:31:54,620
Yes, yes, yes.
351
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:21,520
Yes. Yes.
352
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:29,400
Give it to me. Give me that fucking
couch.
353
01:32:29,660 --> 01:32:30,880
You know I love it.
354
01:32:31,420 --> 01:32:33,100
Oh, I love it.
355
01:32:33,340 --> 01:32:35,900
Oh, fuck.
356
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:51,820
Oh, fuck you.
357
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:54,980
Yes, there you go.
358
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:07,880
right there nice and fucking deep yes oh
please yes
359
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:53,919
It's so good.
360
01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:54,960
Yes, right there.
361
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:57,760
Oh, I love it.
362
01:35:58,240 --> 01:35:59,740
Oh, fuck, yes.
363
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:51,640
Deep inside me.
364
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:31,460
Fucking deep. Oh.
365
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:06,560
Give it to me, please.
366
01:39:05,930 --> 01:39:06,930
Fucking gun
367
01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:08,500
How's that feel?
368
01:40:09,860 --> 01:40:10,920
Yes.
369
01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:14,400
Yes.
370
01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:16,380
Yes.
371
01:40:19,980 --> 01:40:21,060
Yes. Yes.
372
01:40:21,700 --> 01:40:22,940
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
373
01:42:42,570 --> 01:42:43,570
Screw you.
374
01:43:38,720 --> 01:43:42,480
Yeah, especially halfway through when
you decide to offer me that new deal on
375
01:43:42,480 --> 01:43:43,480
pagers.
376
01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:47,360
No princess of mine is gonna pay full
price on pagers.
377
01:44:20,970 --> 01:44:22,630
Now check out this hilarious skit.
378
01:44:26,350 --> 01:44:32,590
I don't know what you're so upset about,
Lyman.
379
01:44:33,010 --> 01:44:36,070
The ratings for your show are through
the roof.
380
01:44:36,750 --> 01:44:39,650
And all because you stuck your ass out
to the team.
381
01:44:40,030 --> 01:44:42,450
And my boobies are all over television,
sir.
382
01:44:42,710 --> 01:44:44,850
And because of them, your show is a hit.
383
01:44:46,030 --> 01:44:47,030
So embarrassed.
384
01:44:47,850 --> 01:44:52,650
Sure, you were howling and panting
hilariously like a rabid dog in heat.
385
01:44:53,090 --> 01:44:56,290
But the point is, you took one for the
team.
386
01:44:56,850 --> 01:45:01,390
And as hilarious as it was, I will
forever respect you for that.
387
01:45:02,150 --> 01:45:04,010
Yeah, that was real noble of me.
388
01:45:04,310 --> 01:45:07,010
What? I'm sorry, I was just listening to
someone else.
389
01:45:07,530 --> 01:45:08,509
Someone else?
390
01:45:08,510 --> 01:45:10,810
There's no one else in this room except
me and Ken.
391
01:45:11,430 --> 01:45:12,430
Thank you.
392
01:45:12,510 --> 01:45:15,090
And please come back to see me again
soon, Lyman.
393
01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:24,140
Ken, good job on that little tape mix
-up.
394
01:45:28,060 --> 01:45:33,700
Thank you, Mr. Donoghue. You keep this
up, and one day, you'll make Senior
395
01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:37,500
Wow. Me?
396
01:45:38,440 --> 01:45:39,680
Senior Page.
397
01:45:42,140 --> 01:45:43,140
Senior Page!
398
01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:47,340
Hello, my little flour tortilla.
399
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:54,380
You're so powerful now that you've
gotten your promotion, and you just
400
01:45:54,380 --> 01:45:55,380
town from El Cuapo.
401
01:45:55,420 --> 01:45:58,280
Please, take this Paco, and our bodies
is your reward.
402
01:49:54,030 --> 01:49:55,030
Yeah.
403
01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:14,240
Yeah. And you come sit right over there.
404
02:10:21,200 --> 02:10:22,200
Oh.
405
02:16:57,200 --> 02:16:58,200
on your page.
406
02:19:28,910 --> 02:19:33,870
From the makers of the hit TV show TCS
with Trey Jordan comes a whole new
407
02:19:33,870 --> 02:19:34,870
spinoff series.
408
02:19:55,790 --> 02:19:58,490
Amish zombie cop starring Trey Jordan.
409
02:20:03,390 --> 02:20:06,970
Not today, copper.
410
02:20:13,270 --> 02:20:20,030
You can run, but you can't hide from the
Amish
411
02:20:20,030 --> 02:20:21,030
zombie cop.
412
02:20:29,900 --> 02:20:32,020
Jackson, good day to be a cop.
413
02:20:36,200 --> 02:20:40,780
He'll serve up justice for the side of
brains.
414
02:20:50,200 --> 02:20:52,100
He'll eat your brains, child turkey.
415
02:20:53,080 --> 02:20:54,600
I'm playing around, Jackson.
416
02:21:01,800 --> 02:21:02,800
Electricity, sucker.
417
02:21:08,580 --> 02:21:10,840
I'm a zombie cop. Always gets a fan.
418
02:21:14,420 --> 02:21:21,340
He likes brains, justice, and raising
bonds.
419
02:21:35,340 --> 02:21:38,680
Amish zombie cop Amish
420
02:21:38,680 --> 02:21:43,520
zombie
421
02:21:43,520 --> 02:21:50,160
cop When
422
02:21:50,160 --> 02:21:54,860
his partner dies Amish zombie cop bows
rebe -
423
02:22:36,400 --> 02:22:38,280
zombie cop coming this fall.
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