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So what do you think?
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Like, I know it sounds crazy, but
Scout's Honor, that's what happened.
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And I clearly think Caligula's not that
bad of a guy. He's not a bad rap.
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Are you taking acid at night? No, I
swear what that guy said in the police
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report is true.
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At night, life comes to light. Everyone,
Faker, John Holmes, Caligula, Marilyn
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Chambers.
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I don't know. It just sounds really
crazy, Larry.
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After your shift, stay here with me
tonight, and I'll show you. This place
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magical. Are you sure you're not some
kind of wacky, creepy guy? I've dealt
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enough wacky, creepy guys in my life. I
am not wacky, I swear.
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Look, fail today.
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Please.
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Okay, Larry.
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Does this... When is this supposed to
start?
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Um, any minute. It'll happen when you
least expect it. That one, it just
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happens.
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So what happens? Do you just hear
rockets and bombs bursting in the air?
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Gave proof through the night that our
flag was still there.
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Harry, Linda, I want you to meet my
friend Emily. She also works at the
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wow.
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Hi, Emily. Nice to meet you.
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Hello there, Emily.
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I'm Dr. Reams. I'm a sexual therapist.
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Would you care for an examination?
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I'm good, thank you.
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But it is an honor to meet both of you
and Miss Lovelace. You have been an
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inspiration to women with deep
throating.
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What's that?
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Oh, we haven't gotten that far in the
script yet.
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You know what I mean?
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So, Miss Lovelace, shall we begin your
examination?
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Hello,
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Larry.
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Do I get a chance tonight with the Fosse
tour guide?
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We can do it three -way.
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Oh, hi, John.
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Emily, John Holmes.
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Hi, John. I love your film.
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Nice, John.
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Nice.
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Hi, Larry.
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Will we pick up where we left off the
other night? You know I love women.
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Seika?
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Emily. Emily.
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Seika. Hi, Seika.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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You've got a handful with that one,
honey.
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I'm here to help if you need me.
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Seika, tonight I'm giving Emily a tour
of the museum.
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What does it mean that you're a handful?
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Oh, her?
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Who knows? You know porn stars. They're
all liars.
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Come on. I'm going to put you up.
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Okay.
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This is amazing, Larry.
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I knew there was so much more to this
place than it seemed. I could feel it.
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was the energy.
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I mean, I would give all these tours and
I'd show the people all these
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artifacts.
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And I would just get so excited, and now
I know why.
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Because it's all alive.
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Well, Dr. Ream says it's because it's on
a space -time continuum.
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But I don't know, maybe there's a magic
dildo or an ancient Egyptian artifact.
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You know, like one of those museum
movies.
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You know, we do have those Egyptian
phalluses.
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There you go.
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but he got a bum rap.
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You know, if I was his intern, I'd be
sucking his cock every day, too.
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Wow, Emily, I never realized you were so
into politics.
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I mean, I just like men in charge.
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I've got a lot of fantasies, and when a
man's in charge, it just does something
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to me.
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I mean, I would suck his cock every day.
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I mean, I would imagine interns suck a
lot of cock.
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Yeah, they probably do.
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You know, it's funny.
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I spend all day talking about fantasies,
giving tours, yet I practice
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none of mine.
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I think it's because I have nobody to do
it with.
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What? You're so beautiful. How is that
possible if you don't have a man in your
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life?
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I think it's because I have intimacy
issues.
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You know, I've never slept with the same
guy more than once.
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It's like I run away and hide or
something.
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Like, what's up with that?
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Like, how am I ever going to fulfill any
of my fantasies when all I can have is
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a one -night stand?
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It's really harsh.
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So, what about you, Larry?
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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No, not for a while now.
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She told me, like, six months ago when I
lost my job, I moved out here, worked
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at a casino. It just didn't work out.
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So, have you ever tied a girl up?
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No.
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No, I've got a lot of fantasies.
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Like, being back in the 70s and sucking
off guys in peep shows or, you know,
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going to a glory hole.
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Too many. I don't know, you know, I
just, I think it's hot. Making a porno
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people watching me having sex or sucking
cock.
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It's hot.
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Yes, it is warm in here.
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You okay, Emily?
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Yeah.
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Can you take a hint, Larry?
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you know
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Oh, my God.
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Yes
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Yes, show me, show me, show me, show me.
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Go, go, go. Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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my God.
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So fucking good.
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You'll like it. You'll like it.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes. God, that feels really good.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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I don't fucking know. I'm going to come
here and talk.
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She was acting weird all day. Just
wasn't herself.
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She wouldn't tell me anything, and she
just leaves.
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Oh, hope she didn't quit.
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Quit?
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Look, she loves this place.
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It's her life.
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As long as I've known her, she has
never, ever, ever left early.
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Maybe you know something.
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No, no, nothing.
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I'm going to go get ready.
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What am I going to do?
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You want to replace her?
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She's great. Cute little nerd.
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I'm screwed.
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Come on, get out of here.
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Come on, get out.
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Go on, get out.
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Hey.
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Hey, come on.
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Whoever's in there, come on, the
museum's closed.
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I thought you left.
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Get in.
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Get your cock out of here. Get in.
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Sweet throat, open wide for my love.
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Sweet throat, try not to choke.
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I'm gonna explode, it ain't no joke.
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Sweet throat.
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But I might as well grab his hand and
put it to my pussy at that point. Yeah,
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then you take his hand and shove it on
your snap. What you are looking for is
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right in this museum.
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And to your vagina.
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That whatever you're looking for is
right in this museum.
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That whatever you're looking for is
right here in this museum.
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No, we're not. We're just watching these
people.
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Is there any more lights so I can
properly see them while we talk?
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Biggest robe social on when?
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Oh, actually, are you calling from
around Germany or are you calling from
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museum?
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Oh, okay.
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Now, what is your name?
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Okay, let me see. And what's it called?
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A robe social?
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Yeah. Is there anybody from the museum
after this question?
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Anybody here from the museum?
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Is
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there
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a robe social coming up on? What's the
date?
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What's the date?
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You've got a handful with that one,
honey.
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I'm here if you need help.
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Why do I keep messing up the last
fucking sentence?
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June 20th?
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Yes.
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Yes, there is.
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If she goes back in an hour, will she
get you?
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Yes.
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Ask for Dr.
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Victoria.
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Not Ron Jeremy, doctor.
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Ask for Dr. Victoria, yes.
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Can I just see the paper?
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Photographic.
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Dr. Proctor. Thank you.
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Bye -bye.
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You captured a moment on your... Nicely
done. Very smart.
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It is a reality moment. You've had to
shoot it with a camera. Very smart.
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Faster. Stroke yourself. Up and down
your whole body. You are a cock. Go.
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Faster.
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Excellent. Cut.
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All right.
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You are a cock.
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