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Hey, man.
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I just don't think it's right Mr. Marcus
cut off the guy's dick like that. I
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mean, just for giving his wife a clit
rub?
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Well...
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The next time a motherfucker puts his
nose in your wife's pussy, give me a
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Look, it looks like Johnny and I caught
you oiling up those beautiful titties.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I will blow loads upon thee with
great quantities and furious bursts.
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You will know my name is the pimp when I
lay my come.
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upon thee.
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So what are we going to tell Mr.
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Marcus about this?
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no one fucking talks about fuck club.
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And the second fucking rule, no one
fucking talks about fuck club.
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And the third rule fuck club is, one
fuck at a time.
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I'm gonna fuck your world up.
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Please fuck my ass, Cod.
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Diamond, I already told you I'm not
gonna fuck your ass today.
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Yeah, fuck me, Cod.
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What the fuck is this, Cod?
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My cock needs a break for a few hours.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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And when I get back, I promise I'll take
the chains off.
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Don't leave me here like this!
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Baby, you need help.
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I can't fuck your ass every minute of
every day.
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But I need it.
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wedding crash. You must be discreet.
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Man, she got the shit out of me.
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Keep your cool.
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Come prepared.
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Gynecologist? That's right.
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Avoid clinky virgins.
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Hi, Jordan.
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Respect the bride.
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Jordan and Scott haven't quite figured
this out.
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A wedding is for infinity.
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One wedding.
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And that's a damn long time.
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For the rest of my fucking life.
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I can't just take one fucking cunt for
the rest of my life. Talk to Brad on our
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wedding day.
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I hope you're going to be at the fucking
wedding ceremony.
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Baby,
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are you here? I'll be right there.
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Sweetheart, why don't you get those
pants off and get that hard dick out?
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Yeah, no problem.
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Holy fuck.
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Self -human.
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You were great, and if you would
consider living with that bitch Diamond,
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great.
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Jeff,
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throw me a shrimp.
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I'm here to get with Mom.
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Pick up. We're ready for you.
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magically locked away in her bedroom and
couldn't join us.
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I've been around every house in the
neighborhood trying to find out who this
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belongs to. He's running after her. He
likes her? I think, I guess so. He likes
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her. The girl that I was with dropped
this.
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Hey man, I just don't think it's right
Mr. Marcus cut off the guy's dick like
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that. I mean, just for giving his wife a
clit rub?
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Well, the next time a motherfucker puts
his nose in your wife's pussy,
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give me a call and tell me how you
react.
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Ready?
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Well, granted.
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I guess Mr. Marcus had the right to fuck
the guy up a little bit, but cutting
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the guy's dick off? I mean, don't you
think he overreacted just a little?
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Overreacted? Hell no.
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Because, man, if I ever catch a
motherfucker with his face and my wife's
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I'll cold blast that motherfucker and
throw his ass out the window.
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Look, I'm just saying this because Mr.
Marcus asked me to take his wife, Nikki,
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out tomorrow night. Mm -hmm.
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You know, show her good time, keep her
entertained.
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Show a good time my ass.
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Stay away from her.
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Stay away from her.
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Or you was a dead man.
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Shit. We early again.
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You want to keep talking about this
shit?
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Nope. You.
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Time to go to work. After you.
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Look what we have here.
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You like it?
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Mm -hmm.
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Looks like Johnny and I caught you
oiling up those beautiful tits.
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What kind of oil is that anyway?
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It's a ZZ Premium oil.
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ZZ Premium?
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Damn, girl, that's the good shit.
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Never had any tits oiled in ZZ Premium
before.
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How does it feel?
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It's pretty good.
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Mind if I have a squeeze?
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Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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Damn, Johnny!
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Them's some magical motherfucking
titties there.
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You ever have any tit oil before?
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You want a squeeze?
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They're real tasty.
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Ain't horny.
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So where is it?
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Right over there. I don't remember
asking you a goddamn thing!
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It's over there on the counter.
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Johnny, we good?
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Oh, yeah.
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We good.
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Look, I can explain. I know things got a
little bit fucked up.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did I break your concentration?
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Please continue all of those beautiful
titties.
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Why you try to explain to me why you try
to fuck me like a pimp?
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Do I look like a pimp to you?
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No. No?
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Bitch, I'm the motherfucking bad -ass
pimp.
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Do I look like a pimp to you?
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You look like a fucking pimp.
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Good. Because I have a little feet
prepared.
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People who try to disrespect me by not
calling me a motherfucking pimp.
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It goes like this.
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ZZ69. The path of the righteous love.
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The path of the righteous love is beset
on all whole by the iniquity
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of the anus, the vagina, and the mouth.
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Horty is he who in the name of big tips
and big asses
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all across the poor valley.
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For he is truly his vicious keeper,
finder of hot foals.
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And I will blow those upon thee with
great quantities and furious birds
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on those who attempt to leave my
brethren with blue balls.
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And then you will know my name is the
pimp when I lay my come.
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upon thee.
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And you will know my name is the pimp
when I lay my come upon thee.
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Hands behind your back.
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You want to spit all of that big cock,
don't you?
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Make a nice fucking -
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You mean like big fat asses?
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I can't believe it.
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It's like that.
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Yeah. Oh, my God. It feels good, doesn't
it? It feels fucking good.
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And I've got my fucking pussy pills.
Wouldn't you like to fuck my pussy?
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Yeah, you would.
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Yeah, you would like to fuck my little
pussy, wouldn't you?
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You would blow the pussy up. You would
rip it open as a big fucking cock.
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Oh. Yeah.
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That's fucking clumpy.
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It's as if every part of my body turns
into the tip of a clip.
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Really? Really.
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Every single one of my piercings all
kind of... I did myself with the needle.
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I have one on my lip, one on my left
nostril,
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one on my eyebrow, five in my ear,
and...
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When I make play.
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Oh, I also wear stud in my tongue.
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Stud in your tongue?
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Tell me.
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Why would you wear stud in your tongue?
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Well, it's a fun thing.
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The girls like it, and it helps the
ladies.
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Johnny boy.
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Step into my office.
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So what do you got for me, man?
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This shit here?
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Some primo shit.
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Remember. I just got back from Montreal.
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We got some crazy shit up there.
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Listen. We're not in Montreal.
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This is L .A. This is a seller's market.
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Here's what we got.
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These two right here.
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Excellent. Very, very good shit.
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Very, very, very good.
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But this one right over here.
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This is Groucho.
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And Groucho is from Hollywood.
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And he's a motherfucking madman.
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All right.
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Give me an ounce of the Madman.
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You mind if I, uh, shoot up here?
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Sure thing. Mi casa su casa.
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Comprende, boo?
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Hi, Johnny.
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The door is open.
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Come inside and make yourself at home.
Mickey.
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Hello?
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Johnny.
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Johnny.
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I'm on the intercom.
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Where is it?
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It's on the wall next to the Indian
ship.
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Warmer.
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Warmer.
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Hang up.
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Hello? Push the button when you want to
speak.
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Hello? Go ahead and make yourself at
home. I'll be down in two takes of a
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butt.
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Let's go.
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What the fuck is this place?
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This is Bunny Rabbit Fats.
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And now this man might enjoy it.
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Come on, Nikki.
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Let's go get a poutine.
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You know, you just might be able to get
this poutine at this place, Big Daddy.
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Don't be such a dick.
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All right.
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So what do you think?
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I think it's like a jukebox on crack.
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There you go, buddy.
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What do you just want?
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You guys have poutine?
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What?
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Poutine. It's a Montreal dish.
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Never heard of it, man. What's in it?
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It's french fries, gravy with cheese.
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You know what they call hot dogs in
Montreal?
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Nah. Peanuts.
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Oh, yeah?
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What do you guys want?
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Um, french fries, gravy on the side,
and, uh, vanilla
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soda.
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And you, Peggy Sue?
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I'll have one.
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Steamy with ketchup and a $5 plate.
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What are you looking at?
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How much you pay for those?
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$15 ,000.
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$15 ,000?
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What could you possibly do with a pair
of $15 ,000 tits?
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I mean, I'm not putting you down or
anything, but damn.
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Can you just go back from Montreal?
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Yeah. I went there with Marcus last
year. I had a gig.
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Yeah, I heard you did anal.
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Once. It was my 15 minutes.
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It was me and Scott Nails.
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I wanted to be in a cheerleading squad,
Browser's Hut Slut.
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In order to make the squad, I had to be
initiated by the coach.
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That meant taking it out the app.
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Anyway, after the scene, I was supposed
to say this joke, but the director cut
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it, so I never got a chance.
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Well, what was the joke?
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It was really silly.
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Tell me.
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No, I was, no, I'm kind of embarrassed
about it.
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You're telling me you were going to tell
a joke in front of millions of jerk
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-offs out there, and you can't even tell
one guy?
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I promise I won't laugh.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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See me?
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And then grab me.
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Dad, feel what a pair of $50 ,000 tits
feel like.
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Go ahead.
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I don't have cooties. You can put your
hands down my shirt.
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Hey now.
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Damn, those are some good tits.
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I don't know if they're worth $15 ,000,
but those are some pretty nice tits.
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Don't you hate that?
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What? Dead silence.
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I mean, why do we have to jabber about
crap just to feel comfortable?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've
all been waiting for, the sexy bunny
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slut dance quiz is about to begin. Who
will our first sexy couple be?
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00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Right here!
258
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,280
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
259
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,700
No, no, no, no, no.
260
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,600
I do believe Mark is...
261
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:06,120
My husband, your boss, told you to kick
me out and let me do whatever I wanted.
262
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,740
Now, I want to dance.
263
00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:10,500
I want to win. I want that trophy.
264
00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:12,580
So you better dance good.
265
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,960
And then maybe I'll tell you that joke.
266
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,120
Okay.
267
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:54,240
So, is that what you call an
uncomfortable salad?
268
00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:57,180
I don't know what you call this.
269
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,260
Music and drink.
270
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:03,260
I'm going to take a piss.
271
00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:05,240
Third door on the left.
272
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,489
She invited you in for a drink.
273
00:34:29,070 --> 00:34:30,070
No big deal.
274
00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:35,850
She is the boss's wife.
275
00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:39,050
And you definitely don't want to fuck
with the boss.
276
00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:52,330
So you're going to go out there, drink
your drink, not too bad, but you're
277
00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:53,330
to drink it.
278
00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:08,570
You're going to say goodnight, get in
the car, go home, rub one out, and
279
00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:09,570
all you're going to do.
280
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,240
Look, Nicky, I gotta go.
281
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,820
Oh, shit.
282
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,620
Fuck, Nicky.
283
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,700
Come on, get up. Get up.
284
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,080
Shit.
285
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:14,440
Oh, motherfucker.
286
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:16,060
Come on, Nicky.
287
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,200
Get up.
288
00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:18,940
Fuck.
289
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:22,740
Don't fucking die on me, Nicky. Don't
fucking die on me.
290
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,080
Shit. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm fucking
dead, man.
291
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,440
Shit. Come on, Larry.
292
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,880
Pick up the fucking phone, Larry.
293
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:31,600
Pick up the fucking phone.
294
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,620
Pick up the fucking phone Larry
295
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:50,800
Larry
296
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:57,760
I thought I told you not to let those
assholes call here
297
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,560
so late Shut
298
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:06,100
the fuck up
299
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,500
This asshole is going to get a piece of
my mind.
300
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:13,820
Hello?
301
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:14,980
Larry!
302
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:17,340
Listen, I'm in big fucking trouble, man.
303
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,560
I got this chick, she's ODing on me.
304
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:20,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
305
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,800
What the fuck? What chick?
306
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:23,999
Who's ODing?
307
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,500
Don't fucking worry about it, man. I'm
in big fucking trouble.
308
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,820
I'm coming to your house.
309
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,540
You're bringing an ODing chick to my
house? No, you're not. What the fuck are
310
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:32,138
you doing?
311
00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:33,140
No choice, man.
312
00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:34,359
Wait a second.
313
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,980
Are you calling me from a cell phone?
314
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,240
Hello? I can't hear you. I don't know
who this is.
315
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,160
Is this a prank call?
316
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:42,880
Prank call! Prank call!
317
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:44,380
Sorry.
318
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,800
Shit. Don't fucking die, Nicky.
319
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:53,180
What the fuck?
320
00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:01,080
Come on, man. Help me get her in the
house. Come on. Just fucking OD it on
321
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,080
man. What the fuck are you doing? This
isn't fucking happening.
322
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,980
Why are you bringing a fucking girl
that's ODing into my house? Do you have
323
00:38:08,980 --> 00:38:12,080
fucking idea who this is? He wants
what's left of your goddamn fucking
324
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,080
know, Mr. Marcus, this is his fucking
wife. If she dies on me, I'm a fucking
325
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,839
dead man.
326
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,080
Not to mention what he's going to do to
you when he finds out you didn't fucking
327
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,440
help me. Now, come on, man. Help me get
her in the house. Pick her up, dude. Get
328
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,960
her fucking arms. You're real fucking
brilliant, aren't you?
329
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,140
Fuck. Come on, man. Get her in here.
Fucking get her in here. Who the fuck is
330
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:31,680
she? Get her fucking down here.
331
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,480
Shit. Where the fuck is she?
332
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,900
Shut the fuck up.
333
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,300
Get an adrenaline shot. It's in the
fridge.
334
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,040
Hey, fuck you.
335
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,540
I'm not getting you shit.
336
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,760
Besides, you need a shot last week.
337
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,280
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
338
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:49,340
Come on, man. What the fuck are we going
to do? Wait, wait, wait.
339
00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,360
I know what we can do.
340
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,620
We can use a dildo.
341
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,640
A dildo, man? This isn't the fucking
time for that shit. Come on.
342
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,500
Where the fuck are we going to find a
dildo? There's no fucking dildo in this
343
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:04,920
house. I should have. in this fucking
house with your strung out, drugged out
344
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,580
dick walking around here. Oh, nice,
nice, nice timing. Nice timing, fucking
345
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:14,600
metal midget. Listen, listen. I read in
a book that you can take a dildo, shove
346
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,260
it up her ass, and it'll work just like
fucking adrenaline.
347
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,480
Great idea, you dick motherfucker.
348
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,360
I don't have a dildo. Do you have a
fucking dildo? Why would I have a dildo?
349
00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:56,770
See, honey?
350
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:58,210
Become fucking prepared.
351
00:40:02,190 --> 00:40:03,290
All right, man, here we go.
352
00:40:03,550 --> 00:40:04,990
Shit, man, I hope this works.
353
00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:08,750
Do it. Wait, wait, wait, whoa. You can't
put a dildo in a dry ass.
354
00:40:10,330 --> 00:40:11,330
One second.
355
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:19,630
No.
356
00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:22,530
It goes nothing.
357
00:40:23,070 --> 00:40:24,070
Do it.
358
00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,090
Fucking do it.
359
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:31,160
Ready? One... Two...
360
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,660
Three!
361
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,780
Who the fuck?
362
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:44,460
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck?
363
00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:48,680
Just say anything.
364
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,680
If you're alright.
365
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,280
Anything?
366
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:57,940
That was fucking gnarly, man.
367
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,980
That was fucking close.
368
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,140
What a fucking night.
369
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,600
What the fuck?
370
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,880
The fuck?
371
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,480
Fucking bleeding.
372
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:11,740
What the fuck?
373
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:12,980
Oh, fuck.
374
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,180
Oh, my God.
375
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,180
Okay, okay.
376
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,120
Oh, my God.
377
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:19,420
Fucking blood.
378
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,920
Jesus.
379
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,200
That's just fucking great.
380
00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:26,970
Anyone for a bong load?
381
00:41:27,970 --> 00:41:29,250
Listen, I'm going to bed.
382
00:41:30,170 --> 00:41:33,630
You two fucking wackos can clean up, let
yourself out.
383
00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:35,570
It's an evening for me.
384
00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:40,030
This could be the best night of my
fucking life.
385
00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:48,310
Signing off.
386
00:41:50,830 --> 00:41:53,870
You know, Nikki, you put me through a
lot of stress tonight.
387
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:58,400
I think I deserve a little something for
that.
388
00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:02,540
Stress?
389
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,520
I put you through stress.
390
00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:08,260
You're not the one with the fucking
dildo up your ass.
391
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,480
That's fucking stress.
392
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:13,500
Fuck off, you fucking pervert.
393
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,580
I'm not going to fuck off.
394
00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:20,280
I'm going to fuck you like I should have
done 15 years ago.
395
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,680
And when I'm done, you can tell me that
fucking joke.
396
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,120
So what are we gonna tell Mr.
397
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:33,260
Marcus about this?
398
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,600
Well, I can keep a secret if you can.
399
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:41,160
Alright. Hey, you gonna tell me that
joke?
400
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:44,460
Okay.
401
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:50,600
So, Superman is flying, and he sees
Wonder Woman panning by her pool, naked.
402
01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:54,480
So he thinks, hey, I'm faster than a
speeding train.
403
01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:59,640
I can just swoop down there, fuck her in
the ass really quickly, and she won't
404
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:00,640
know what hit her.
405
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,120
So he swoops down there and bam, fucks
her in the ass and flies away.
406
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,980
And Wonder Woman goes, Jesus, what just
happened?
407
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,520
And the Invisible Man says, I don't
know, but my ass really hurts.
408
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,040
Is it busy?
409
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,560
Yeah, is it busy? Come on. I feel like I
could be dead right now. Really?
410
01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:07,780
Oh, no. Is she here?
411
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,080
No. No.
412
01:06:09,580 --> 01:06:12,960
Come on. We know what to do, right?
413
01:06:42,950 --> 01:06:45,050
Fuck, there better be more people
coming. I don't know.
414
01:06:45,970 --> 01:06:46,970
I don't know.
415
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,460
I hear there's a private party here
tonight.
416
01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:16,240
Are you sure you have what it takes to
be at a party like this?
417
01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:17,660
Fuck yeah, I do.
418
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:23,360
I don't know who the fuck told you that
you should be at a party like this, but
419
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,900
you need to get the fuck out of here
before I beat your fucking ass.
420
01:07:26,180 --> 01:07:27,180
This is fucking bullshit.
421
01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:28,600
Get the fuck out of here!
422
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,680
Fucking pathetic.
423
01:07:59,980 --> 01:08:01,440
What the fuck is it, loser of the night
out?
424
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,860
What's up, American Party?
425
01:08:06,660 --> 01:08:07,820
Come on, let me in. I'm good.
426
01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:14,140
Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck
out of here. Get the fuck out. You're
427
01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:15,960
fucking getting in here. Get the fuck
out.
428
01:08:40,910 --> 01:08:44,270
What do you want right now? I am not in
a good mood. I'm here for the party
429
01:08:44,270 --> 01:08:45,270
sweetheart.
430
01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:50,290
Aww. Well what's the fact?
431
01:08:50,569 --> 01:08:52,590
Someone who actually deserves to be
here.
432
01:08:53,010 --> 01:08:54,870
Sweet. Can I go in? Yeah.
433
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,330
Well, what do we have here?
434
01:09:30,210 --> 01:09:31,810
Well, he must have a big cock.
435
01:09:32,090 --> 01:09:33,390
I mean, he got by Madison.
436
01:09:33,790 --> 01:09:34,830
Who the fuck are you?
437
01:09:35,830 --> 01:09:36,830
Get over here.
438
01:09:46,410 --> 01:09:49,590
All right, so, uh, let's fucking talk
about this party.
439
01:09:49,930 --> 01:09:50,930
Fine.
440
01:09:55,210 --> 01:09:56,210
Wow, man.
441
01:09:56,410 --> 01:09:58,470
That was right, and he really does have
a big butt.
442
01:09:58,710 --> 01:10:00,750
Oh, I love Madison.
443
01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:29,470
Thank you.
444
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,500
We gotta get people before she gets
here. Hey!
445
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:05,740
I'm right fucking here!
446
01:11:07,620 --> 01:11:08,660
That's Angelina.
447
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:45,180
Why didn't you know she appeared? I
didn't know.
448
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:46,600
She came in the back.
449
01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:48,020
Get over here, girl.
450
01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:13,100
You know the rules.
451
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,400
Yes, ma 'am.
452
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:18,180
First rule of fuck club is, no one talks
about fuck club.
453
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:22,200
And the second rule of fuck club is, no
one talks about fuck club.
454
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:26,700
And the third rule of fuck club is, one
fuck at a time.
455
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:32,340
And the fourth rule of fuck club is, if
this is your first time in fuck club,
456
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:33,920
you have to fuck.
457
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:40,300
That's right, motherfucker. Get that
cock out. That means you, fucker.
458
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:41,728
Yeah, bitch.
459
01:12:41,730 --> 01:12:42,910
Oh, fuck yeah.
460
01:12:43,130 --> 01:12:45,790
Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, you's that big dick.
461
01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:47,990
I'm gonna fuck your world up.
462
01:13:11,980 --> 01:13:12,959
Shut the fuck up.
463
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,260
It's my fault today.
464
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:19,880
At least we get a watch.
465
01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,220
Yeah.
466
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:15,600
I can't believe that.
467
01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:06,150
That's life.
468
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:38,460
So fucking hot.
469
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,240
Thank you.
470
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:56,840
There you go.
471
01:17:58,060 --> 01:17:59,340
Oh, yeah. Oh,
472
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:13,780
yeah.
473
01:18:18,220 --> 01:18:19,220
Buried that face.
474
01:18:40,190 --> 01:18:41,190
Thank you.
475
01:19:12,780 --> 01:19:13,780
Thank you.
476
01:21:25,930 --> 01:21:26,930
Thank you.
477
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:31,850
Do it like that, baby.
478
01:22:37,010 --> 01:22:41,190
Put your fucking
479
01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:49,590
tongue
480
01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:50,590
in it.
481
01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:55,079
Fucking good, baby.
482
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,080
Do it.
483
01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:29,680
Good night.
484
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,240
Thank you.
485
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,580
That's fucking rough right there.
486
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:06,720
My fucking fingers are just wasted when
you come inside my pussy.
487
01:28:08,780 --> 01:28:10,040
Deep inside it.
488
01:28:10,420 --> 01:28:11,420
Get on this.
489
01:29:18,090 --> 01:29:19,090
I don't give a damn.
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