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Sex with me.
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Sex with me.
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In a parody.
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For my dad.
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Pacing. Eric will get us the tickets.
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Stop pacing.
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Jackie, these tickets are to Led
Zeppelin, the band that defines our
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Besides, this concert's going to be the
greatest show of all time. I know.
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The music, the lights, the colors, the
costumes.
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This is going to be just like the
fashion show at the mall.
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What? It is. And besides, a Zeppelin
made out of lead wouldn't even fly.
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Makes no sense.
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Honey, I've never seen you like this.
Usually you're so... Mellow?
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Hi.
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Look, baby, it's no big deal.
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A year from now, no one's even going to
remember who these guys are.
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Are you out of your freaking apple
-loving, teeny -bopping mind?
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You just don't get it, do you?
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Well, maybe you need to be calmed down a
little while you wait.
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I'm going to do my very best.
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And it ain't no lie if you put me to the
test if you just let me try.
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Are you quoting Abba?
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Steven, I'm still free.
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Take a chance on me.
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Shut up, Jackie.
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You know you're cuter when you don't
talk.
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yes we are oh
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yeah
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Wee.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Oh yeah.
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What about you?
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It's your turn. Oh, yeah.
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Sit up there.
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dude
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What's that?
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I feel like you put it anywhere.
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Really?
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You put it in your ass?
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Steven, is that normal?
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Oh, yeah.
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You did a great job.
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I'm getting better. Yeah?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah?
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Oh.
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Not worried about those tickets?
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Mm -mm.
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Stephen, is that normal?
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Oh, yeah.
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You did a great job.
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I'm getting better. Yeah?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah?
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Not worried about those tickets?
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Mm -mm.
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Okay. I hope you're enjoying the view.
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Yeah, you want to change positions?
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Oh, you coming, baby?
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I love you too, baby.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Oh. Oh, God.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah. Are you going to come? Yeah.
Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Here goes the sperm. Yeah, look at that.
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Oh,
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Steven,
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that tasted awful.
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Huh? I gotta go make a sandwich.
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Shut up, Jackie.
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Got him.
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How the hell did you score us these
tickets for me?
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Zeppelin's been sold out for months.
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Oh, I have my ways.
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My hypnotizing gaze.
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My sweet ass.
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Giant bulge in the front.
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Scalpers can't resist my charm.
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This is gonna be amazing.
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As soon as Plant starts belting out a
whole lot of love, Eric, you might lose
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me. Huh. Is she kidding?
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If my girlfriend blew Led Zeppelin, I'd
be there snapping photos.
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Justin, why are you so excited? You
don't even like disco.
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Hello?
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Groupies? I'm gonna fuck groupies.
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to see that, Michael.
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Me and Fez are going to dress up like
the band and trick the girls into
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us who think we're the band.
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Check this out.
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You see?
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I'm Johnny Page.
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Really stupid girl. You look like a
Carole King impersonator at a drag show.
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Thank you.
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Who's Fez dressed as? James Brown?
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I'll see you at that one.
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Oh, I am no devil at it.
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I'm just a new rock star.
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A member of the Led Zeppelin. You'll
remember all right.
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But you're dressed like the wrong band.
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You look like a member of the Kiss Army.
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Sweet, innocent, big, boob, donut.
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I'm dressed like a magician, not a
military.
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Okay, well, now that we're out of the
crown here, we can go to the concert.
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I got the ticket. I'm getting the
ticket.
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I got the ticket. Go in the car.
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This
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is great.
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This is amazing.
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This is incredible.
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Sounds like Foreman's basement.
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This sucks.
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He sees it sucks.
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Have not these beautiful booties come to
us in last, Kenko?
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No kidding, Fez.
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You've got our wigs on.
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Check. You've got your rock star boots
on.
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Check. We have our salamis.
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Fez, I lost my salami.
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Where's my salami?
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At least it made its way into someone's
mouth.
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Where did you get that?
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It fell on the ground.
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Can I have that back, please? That
wasn't my pants.
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Give me that.
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Hey, you liking the show?
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And by liking the show, I mean this rock
hard party in my pants.
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You mean I like the party in your pants,
Kelso?
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What, you think you could do any better?
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Yes, I do.
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Excuse me, miss.
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I'm sorry for my friend.
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He does not know how to speak to such a
beautiful slut like you.
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Burn!
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Ow, my eye!
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What the hell was that for?
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I don't know. Everyone else seems to be
doing it.
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Oh, yeah.
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We'll see you guys after.
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Yeah, later.
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Where are you guys going?
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We're going backstage to see the band.
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No one's allowed to see the band but
groupies.
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Um, one, two.
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Donna, would you say that two make the
group?
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Yes, I would say that, Eric.
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Later. Groupies.
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Oh my god, we're going to meet the
golden god.
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Donna, I'm right here.
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If you're a golden god, then I'm a
golden retriever.
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Whore! Burn.
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Oh yeah, the band's off stage. Just a
heads up.
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Sorry,
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I kind of got a little caught up in the
moment there.
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I got room for one of you back there.
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Who's it gonna be?
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You.
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Chesty redhead.
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Uh, thanks, but I was just puffing my
chest out.
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It was a little bit of an optical
illusion, actually, and, uh, the hair's
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auburn, not red, but I'll forgive you
since you let me meet the band.
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Donna?
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Eric, I'm sorry.
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I can get you a signed poster.
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All right.
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Go meet the band that I love.
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I'll stay. Do you want me not to go?
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no. Go.
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Go meet the band.
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My idols.
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No, go. Enjoy yourself. Meet the band.
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Just give me a picture, will ya?
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Thanks.
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Hope you enjoyed that kiss.
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The next one's gonna have my load in it.
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Um, excuse me, are you going to take me
to the band's dressing room?
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Patience, baby. You'll get to meet the
band after we get to meet your mouth.
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At least you know what I mean.
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Hard to not know what you mean, jerk.
But this mouth, it already belongs to a
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boyfriend.
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Look, sweetie, how would your boyfriend
feel if you gave up the only chance you
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had to meet his favorite band?
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Yeah, they're the band that defines your
generation.
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This is the greatest show of all time.
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I don't know.
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Alright, we understand your dilemma.
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Hey Eddie, where are we going to find
another girl that's willing to blow us
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order to see Jimmy Page and Robert
Plant?
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Yeah, hold on a second. I believe
there's a thousand of them over there at
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door. Yeah, maybe that brunette's still
out there. Wait a second.
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Alright, go meet the band that I love.
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Mm -hmm.
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over me
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, since I blew all of you, are you
going to take me to go see the band?
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Band?
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We don't know the band.
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We're the cleaning crew.
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Let's get back to work, guys.
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Did you get to meet Led Zeppelin?
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Sure did.
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Who was it?
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I want to hear everything.
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How do you think it was?
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It was amazing.
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I think shaking her hand I got a contact
high.
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Did she go have a man?
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Did Stanford have a son?
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Did George Jefferson have a successful
dry cleaning business?
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Yes, she got the pictures.
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Right, Donna?
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Right. And after I take the rest of the
pictures on the roll?
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You take it to your Photoshop to get
them developed.
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Wait three weeks for it to get
developed.
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I love modern technology.
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Get out of here.
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Hey,
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guys.
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Hello. Hi.
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Yeah, whatever.
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You're not a rock band, aren't you?
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Why, yes.
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I'm in that very popular band.
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You can tell by my hair, my boots, and
the very large bulge in the front of my
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pants.
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Exactly. Want to get out of here and get
loose?
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No, I am already loose.
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And I can tell you are really loose,
too.
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Let's go to your mansion.
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Oh, yes. My rock star mansion is a good
place.
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But instead...
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They'll go to my rock star middle class
duplex while my rock star mansion is
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being renovated.
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What are they doing to it?
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They're putting in a trophy room full of
guitars, groupies, and boots.
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Ooh, that sounds hot.
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Let's go.
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Hey, nice outing, rock star. Hey, right
back at you, cool guy.
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Unbelievable!
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I'm just really glad that you got me
those photos.
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Not a problem.
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No, seriously, it's a big deal.
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Kind of gives me a boner thinking about
it.
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Thinking that we go upstairs and maybe
play a little backstage jazz.
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Get off my back, Eric.
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What, do you not believe me? I met the
band last night.
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Fine then, I'll just go upstairs and
play air guitar with my penis.
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She didn't hear you.
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Thanks, Miss Freely.
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You're very welcome, Eric.
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So, you want to show me around your pad?
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Oh, I would like to show you around my
pad very much.
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Then you can show me around your cock.
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Unbelievable!
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Wow,
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it's a pretty nice place here.
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Oh, you like that.
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Oh, don't go in there. There are so many
crazy wild rock star foods in this.
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Wow.
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Like this?
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Oh, yes. My rock star mayonnaise.
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Okay.
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Oh, and what about these?
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Oh, my rock star leftover taco.
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What is this?
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My rock star salami.
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Can I eat your
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rock star salami?
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Let me think about it.
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Yes.
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health water.
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My butt is so wet.
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Uh huh.
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Oh, Kitty.
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Red, Eric is clearly upset. You need to
have a talk with him. A little mano -to
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-mano. Now, why the hell would I want to
do that?
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Red, you're his father.
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I guess anything's possible.
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Red.
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He probably just needs to cool down.
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01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:14,920
And I probably just need to get back to
watching this game and drinking my beer.
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01:01:22,410 --> 01:01:24,470
Look, Kitty, I'm just not gonna do it.
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Fuck you, no fucking way.
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Red, if you don't go have a talk with
Eric, there'll be no fucking way for
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01:01:33,410 --> 01:01:35,130
What, you're not gonna have sex with me
again?
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No more Coach and Cheerleader Tuesdays.
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01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:42,710
But if I do this, you'll let me?
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01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:14,270
Your mother has forced me to talk to
you.
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Thanks, Dad.
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I love you too.
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Don't be a smartass.
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Dumbass.
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Look.
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There are these birds and there are
bees.
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And they both fly.
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And they both have wieners and vaginas.
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01:02:29,270 --> 01:02:31,030
Thanks, Dad. I kind of got that part.
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01:02:31,650 --> 01:02:33,310
Well, good talk. Hey, Dad.
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What is it now?
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01:02:37,330 --> 01:02:41,350
Well, it's just that we went to the
concert the other night and Donna got to
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01:02:41,350 --> 01:02:42,299
meet the band.
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01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:45,700
And I figured she'd be a little more
excited or at least a little more... A
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01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:46,700
little more what?
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01:02:46,820 --> 01:02:47,860
A little more quiet?
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01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:49,560
A little more in shape?
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01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:54,080
A little more agreeable to letting you
watch the damn football game and drink a
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01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:57,000
damn beer instead of talking your son up
feelings and crap like that?
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01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,920
Uh, no, Dad. Nothing as insulting as all
those things.
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01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:04,700
I meant, like, a little more... frisky.
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Oh.
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01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:07,780
Oh.
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Frisky.
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01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:15,740
Well. When I want your mother to dock
the old meat canoe, I flirt a bit.
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You know, show her... charm.
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01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:24,260
And that works?
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01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,840
Well, if it doesn't, I just let her know
who the man is and who the woman is,
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01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:33,580
and things get pretty hot right about
then, when it becomes clear that one of
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01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,580
is the boss.
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01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:35,920
It's mom, isn't it, Dad?
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Yes, sir.
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01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:39,480
But if you want your dick sucked...
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01:03:39,710 --> 01:03:41,190
That is how you have to play it
sometimes.
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01:03:42,230 --> 01:03:44,830
Thanks, Dad, for that horrible image in
my mind.
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No problem.
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01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:50,350
Oh, and good luck with that.
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01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:53,110
Thanks. I'm going down to get some from
your mother now.
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01:03:53,950 --> 01:03:58,230
Kitty, the coach is coming, and he's got
a whistle for you to blow.
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Hook her up.
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It's quite frisky tonight.
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01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:42,780
Oh, you've got way too much on.
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